If ______ didn't Exist, then.....

[powuh_of_PIE]

Guiuno would be lonely.

If Youtube Poops didn't exist, then...

 

[handsockpuppet]

the enclosed instruction book would be closed forever, and Mama Luigi would never find the Wand of Gamelon.

if the god Tlaloc who demands the sacrificing of children didn't exist (extra points if you can prove to me he doesn't), then...

 

[smashfan666]

we'd all be safe, (even you, blargy)

if bread didn't exist, then

 

[zaneebaslave]

We would have to find a new way to eat tuna.


If Regal and Sloan Brand urinals didnt exist, then...

 

[RetroAntonio]

you would urine on the floor. :D

If Mama Luigi did not exist...

 

[smashfan666]

we would know what ed was talking about when he said "my yeast is rising"...

if markers didn't exist, then...

 

[UberMario]

Then we'd have to use the blood of people that were arrested.

If those people weren't arrested in this hypothetical alternate timeline . . .

 

[smashfan666]

we'd still be chiseling comics . . .

if WEEGEE didn't exist, then...

 

[UberMario]

Then Captain Falcon wouldn't have a rival.

If Peach didn't exist, then . . . .

 

[Tacel]

...there would be turnips to eat.

If anger didn't exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

PARADOXES ENSUE!!! :D

if the wii didn't exist, then...

 

[UberMario]

Then we'd be in the next gaming crash.

If people didn't exist, then . . .

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

--------- *emptiness*

If fire didn't exist, then...

 

[UberMario]

Then life wouldn't be as awesome.

If the SBR didn't exist, then . . .

 

[smashfan666]

we still wouldn't know what SBR was...

if the NME customer service guy didn't exist, then......