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I Like Hair

akkon888

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No, but seriously. How much hair should a man grow on his head before it should be cut? Like 3 inch, 6 inch, a foot, 80 feet? I just need a number.
 

Circus

Rhymes with Jerkus
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You should cut it when it stops looking good.

Personally, I hate long hair on guys. As a rule of thumb, I think if you need to pull your hair back when you throw up, it's too long. But that's just me. If you want to go headbanger, that's your prerogative.

Or grow it 80 ft. Why the hell not?
Other than the fact that it's impossible.
 

Azua

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Cody's hair goes to the middle of his back and I loooooves it.

oh, sexy beautiful nerd hair
 

urdailywater

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Whenever I get to the point where it takes 2 minutes to wash my hair, and 2 more to comb it down, I cut it to the top of my ears and then its done. Mine grows back fast and really I don't try to impress anyone so if you're pretty much the same way, just go with comfort..
 

Mith_

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Depends on where you live actually if you are trying to stay groomed for social reasons.

Otherwise do whatever the heck you want.
 

MBreeto

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I just thought of something. A reverse mullet. The long hair that is usually in the back is in front over your eyes, and the back is shaved.

Also, rat tails are usually never in style.
 

ndayday

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I hope you guys know that a guys ideal hair length is determined by measuring any other hair on the body, (preferably chest or armpits) and multiplying it by 6 if you like it long. If not, divide the answer by two.

Y*6=L or Y*6/2=L

(Y= length of pit/chest hair, L= Length)

So, a guy with inch long chest hair will have his ideal long hair at 6 inches, or 3 inches if it's short.

(the previous is not in the metric system...so sorry metric users)
 

Mini Mic

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I like my hair about this lenght, I really feel it brings out the colour of my eyes.
 

Overload

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I hope you guys know that a guys ideal hair length is determined by measuring any other hair on the body, (preferably chest or armpits) and multiplying it by 6 if you like it long. If not, divide the answer by two.

Y*6=L or Y*6/2=L

(Y= length of pit/chest hair, L= Length)

So, a guy with inch long chest hair will have his ideal long hair at 6 inches, or 3 inches if it's short.

(the previous is not in the metric system...so sorry metric users)
Why would that determine the ideal hair length?
 

Circus

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I just thought of something. A reverse mullet. The long hair that is usually in the back is in front over your eyes, and the back is shaved.
Hate to break it to you, but that's not a new idea. The emo kids thought of it years ago, and have been sporting it ever since.
 

Mith_

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I like my hair about this lenght, I really feel it brings out the colour of my eyes.
u got a pretty mouth.

i guess naked could be right...i mean...my armpit hair isnt that long, and i like my hear short so dividing that by two (maybe 3 or 4 :laugh:) is prolly my ideal hair length.
 

_Phloat_

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I hope you guys know that a guys ideal hair length is determined by measuring any other hair on the body, (preferably chest or armpits) and multiplying it by 6 if you like it long. If not, divide the answer by two.

Y*6=L or Y*6/2=L

(Y= length of pit/chest hair, L= Length)

So, a guy with inch long chest hair will have his ideal long hair at 6 inches, or 3 inches if it's short.

(the previous is not in the metric system...so sorry metric users)
Swimmers aren't bald! And they are ideal.


>>


There are formulas for everything.
 

.Marik

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Do whatever the hell you want.

My hair is long, but I'm not going to grow it down to my ***.
 

Scott!

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I've grown my hair out long a couple times. The first time, I got it cut when it was long enough to donate (10 inches min.) I got it cut once after that, and that was like 13 months ago. Now it's almost at the point where I can donate it again, so I think I'm gonna hold out until then.

It gets really annoying by then though. It's already really annoying. You'd think it's worst in the summer, but I can deal with the heat. The real problem is that now it keeps getting blown around a lot, and getting caught in my clothes. So take that into account too.
 

Mr.T 07

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idk..... mines about 7-8 inches long and it looks sexy! but when i grow it longer i look like a douche! lol no guy should have it to long!
 

Riku00

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i would say that a guy's hair is too long when you can't tell it's a guy anymore.lol
 

Patinator

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AUGH.

Maybe it's because my hair seems to enjoy curling in the back, but I cannot STAND it when my hair grows to be even three inches long. It's bothersome to keep up, even IF I (think I) look good.

Yet I've got a fear of haircuts. Hmm.
 

Atria

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keep it short. girls like short hair
And would you say that the EXACT opposite applies with guys IYO?

Oh, I don't really care about the guys hair THAT MUCH. They should just go with whatever suits them really. It depends on the guys personality for me I guess. I'm not really into appearances THAT much IMO.
 

Jam Stunna

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I really hate getting haircuts. I always have, so my hair is always stuck in some horrendous state between "too long to look good" and "too short to look good", also commonly known as the halfro.

I've been thinking about growing it out again. My wife would probably kill me though.
 

AquaTech

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It depends on whether your hair flows down, or whether it stays up. Mine doesn't flow down like a girl or an emo kid, it just grows up and out. So I can get it pretty long without worrying about my vision. I'd say as long as you can still see fine, don't cut it.
 

urdailywater

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After an experience at Wal-Mart, I have to say to everyone.

DON'T GET A HAIRCUT AT WAL-MART.

That women there was creepy, old, and wanted to tear off my hair. Seriously. Don't they know when they should stop yanking?
 

M.K

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After an experience at Wal-Mart, I have to say to everyone.

DON'T GET A HAIRCUT AT WAL-MART.

That women there was creepy, old, and wanted to tear off my hair. Seriously. Don't they know when they should stop yanking?
I got the best haircuts at Wal-Mart until the white lady quit and some fat ghetto black chick came in and was like "You want the Shineisha cut, BRAH?" and I was like "...no"

I'm a diver, so my hair has gotta be out of my eyes or else it could mess me up during the dive.
Does anyone else HATE that "long hair" era in middle school when all the guys look like girls because they constantly grow their "surfer" hair out?
 

Pr0phetic

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Lmao at Meta-Kirby, it wouldn't be too bad.

I like my hair how it is, short and sometimes with waves. For girls I LOVE long hair, unless they can rock it short.
 

Noobicidal

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I'm quite fond of my hair. Pulled back, it reaches about half-way down my back. Sure, it's a chore to deal with, and my sexuality is often questioned, but I like it. It's well taken care of, and it's mostly straight, sans the bottom 5 inches or so being a bit wavy.
 

Riku00

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I'm quite fond of my hair. Pulled back, it reaches about half-way down my back. Sure, it's a chore to deal with, and my sexuality is often questioned, but I like it. It's well taken care of, and it's mostly straight, sans the bottom 5 inches or so being a bit wavy.
if your sexuality is questioned, i would say it's time for a haircut dude.
 
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