I have never talked to a girl before in my whole life.

[-DR3W-]

Trial and error my dude.

There's billions of girls! Try a little bit of everything.

I should really take my advice.

 

[GTZ]

when you approach women you are selling yourself to them, they become (figuratively) a prospective interest. if you emanate confidence, girls wonder why. if you keep cool and don't always fall prey to their "compliment fishing" or "friendship zone tactics" they get driven crazy. this is usually why guys in relationships still get so much attention (at least in my case). many of them either want what they cant have, or love the mystery behind a guy who just doesn't wear his emotions on his sleeve..
a few tips:
- approaching is tough, but with the right attitude and style, you can approach anyone. if you set yourself up to a high standard, if/when someone says "no thanks" smile and walk away.
- plenty of fish in sea.. honestly women are everywhere. the more you experience them the more you can sort your way through.
- confidence, confidence, confidence!
- wittiness goes huge, playing slight ******* goes well, challenging them goes even better.
- think outside the box, come armed with interesting conversations.
- EYE contact - this is huge, make sure to look into their eyes, not their titz (this will honestly go very very far with women, when you respect them, they appreciate it).
- know clothing, jewelry, trends, and a variety of foods and music (just to have in your arsenal)
- be yourself, and be the best you can be..

**hope this helps a little**

 

[kalamazhu]

One thing is for sure!! you came to the right place for girl advice!

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

One thing is for sure!! you came to the right place for girl advice!

LOL REAL TALK RIGHT HERE, bro ur pretty much ****ed if u listen to any of these nerds lol...

 

[Teran]

LOL REAL TALK RIGHT HERE, bro ur pretty much ****ed if u listen to any of these nerds lol...

 

[Falconv1.0]

LOL REAL TALK RIGHT HERE, bro ur pretty much ****ed if u listen to any of these nerds lol...

Are you saying nerds can't get laid? Are you claiming to be above "us nerds?"

Who was the woman who was just in my room?

All these questions and no answers it's like Lost is making a return all over again!

 

[Crooked Crow]

Us nerds have dashing good looks.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Are you saying nerds can't get laid? Are you claiming to be above "us nerds?"

Who was the woman who was just in my room?

All these questions and no answers it's like Lost is making a return all over again!

This isn't a statement of disbelief or anything, but i'm pretty sure there's no way to make a "but i just had sex right now heh" post on the internet come across as anything but defensively pathetic tbh.

 

[Falconv1.0]

This isn't a statement of disbelief or anything, but i'm pretty sure there's no way to make a "but i just had sex right now heh" post on the internet come across as anything but defensively pathetic tbh.

That wasn't the point of the post, nor am I claiming to have had sex.

Cuz see I'm a guuuuud R Truuuuuuuuuufff.

 

[Luigitoilet]

say what. idgi then. what is the connection between "nerds can't get laid?..." and "who was the woman that just left my room" then? what WAS the point of that post if not to imply that you're a nerd who gets laid?

 

[Crooked Crow]

If he didn't just get laid, maybe it was his mother bringing around soup and sandwiches?

 

[Falconv1.0]

If he didn't just get laid, maybe it was his mother bringing around soup and sandwiches?

9/10 would read again.

Why is this thread still going? Was the woman in fact my mother?

Lindelof get to it brother!

 

[Luigitoilet]

If he didn't just get laid, maybe it was his mother bringing around soup and sandwiches?

Or some combination of the two

 

[Crooked Crow]

Or some combination of the two

That's an unsettling thought.

 

[Teran]

Woooooow looks like the goddamn VC have pwned the Americans again.

♫HO CHI MINH IS A SONOFA*****

HE'S GOT THE BLUE BALLS THE CRABS AND THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH♫

But really, never understood making certain advice topics here. I've made a couple tech related ones because someone here would certainly be in the know, but I mean outside of the whole "lolnerds" (that's a bit silly hence 0/10), most people here are bloody teenagers who lack any sense of experience and maturity.

Also they all smell, and they think it's being "manly".

Also all women are fat why do you even want to date one?

 

[Jim Morrison]

Also all women are fat why do you even want to date one?

As a woman, I find that offensive and I would appreciate it if you could refrain from making remarks like that in the future.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

As a woman, I find that offensive and I would appreciate it if you could refrain from making remarks like that in the future.

No women on the internet
GAWSH GUUS.
I thought you knew that >:|

 

[R2_GP]

just look into her eyes and say: "so...... who do you main?"

 

[Holder of the Heel]

If I were to say I'm a woman, could I get special treatment? :D

 

[R2_GP]

Hmmm prove it!

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

If I were to say I'm a woman, could I get special treatment? :D

Send pix please
And maek me a sammich lololol11one!11!one!

 

[R2_GP]

Send pix please
And maek me a sammich lololol11one!11!one!

lololololololol

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

Are you saying nerds can't get laid? Are you claiming to be above "us nerds?"

Who was the woman who was just in my room?

All these questions and no answers it's like Lost is making a return all over again!

lol.... ya right bro

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Send pix please
And maek me a sammich lololol11one!11!one!

T___T But you're a fellow woman! How could you Chrono...

Hmmm prove it!

How rude.

 

[R2_GP]

T___T But you're a fellow woman! How could you Chrono...



How rude.

Sorry ...... i believe you though :D

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

T___T But you're a fellow woman! How could you Chrono...

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[R2_GP]

dude i'm so confuse '__'

 

[Holder of the Heel]

dude i'm so confuse '__'

Women have that effect on men.

I have no idea what you are talking about

But I thought we were going to be girlfriends? ;-; Girl power?

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

\But I thought we were going to be girlfriends? ;-; Girl power?

Gurlfraaaaannnnnnn -sassy pose-

(kill me nowwww)

 

[Holder of the Heel]

You go girl!

From your pictures, you don't seem like that type at all haaaa.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Uh, is, is this User Blogs social, or, or serious topic?

 

[R2_GP]

people talking about who's a girl and who's not, you're a girl right??????

 

[Crooked Crow]

As a woman, I find that offensive and I would appreciate it if you could refrain from making remarks like that in the future.

Funny thing is, you perfectly nailed how a typical woman would act.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Well, it's been serious here and there. A lot of what could be said seriously has been done to death so there isn't much to work with. That being said, I suppose I'll shut up, I'm sorry.


Always leave them wanting more. ;3

 

[R2_GP]

don't goooo! i have to know if you're a girl!! lol

 

[Teran]

Uh, is, is this User Blogs social, or, or serious topic?

This is old school UB.

Also sorry about offending you, to show you how sorry I am I got you some chocolates and ice cream.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Why do you have to know if Holder is a girl? xD

Also Teran...gimme = 3 = I want chocolates and ice creammmmm xD

 

[Teran]

Okay Lokii but thing is I have nothing to apologise to you for so I obviously need something in return like a date or something since all women are obligated to sell their existence to a man who does any sort of favour for them.

You should know that by now.

Edit: No, I will not punctuate that sentence.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Oh shoot, how could I forget about that silly rule!
Silly silly me

 

[Teran]

So how about that date babe?

Oh PS I've always loved you and your bf is a jerk.