Hyrule should be counterpick only

[SSBPete]

isn't mario party predominately based on luck? i havnt played in ages

unfortunately i've never played the rest of the aussies in mp

 

[ballin4life]

isn't mario party predominately based on luck? i havnt played in ages

lol. clear noob here.

 

[Olikus]

everyone can be best in mario party because many of the minigames, its possible to have a perfect tactic that cant be beaten. totempole pound, toad in the box etc, so yeah you might the best in the world at mario party but so am I =)

 

[ciaza]

i'm just saying, but you can't win if you can't ever say yes to a star

james and i are super unbeatable at totem pole pound so we'll $5 000 mm you when we go over

edit: wrong mini-game. what's the one where it's breaking a statue in mario party 2? that's the one we're unbeatable at. i jump on his head to get to the top of our statue and hip drop all day, meanwhile he's sitting on the top of theirs so they can't. good times

also we'd play by australian rules. meaning there are no rules EXCEPT the n64 must be placed inside a lead box so no one can unplug anyone's controller and optionally put in their own. reaching over and nudging their control stick down the millisecond before they say yes to a star/boo is legal. violently punching someone as they try to repel boo also legal. violence of basically any kind legal.

bring a first aid kit.

 

[The Star King]

So basically, it's a fight to the death, since if you manage to murder your opponent you'll win. OK buddy

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Thats how i play smash.
im bringing a gun to apex.








no im not. thats ****s crazy.

 

[Battlecow]

Turns out that Sensei is Kero's grandfather and the $5,000 was a contract on Isai and Boom.

 

[ciaza]

So basically, it's a fight to the death, since if you manage to murder your opponent you'll win. OK buddy

nah mate because we're friends it's an honour system so that you don't kill or injure them. k buddy?

 

[The Star King]

Does that mean you can tie them up and lock them in the basement?

 

[ciaza]

maybe, but australians don't have a bondage fetish like you so we wouldn't do that. anyway, you have to beat them in mario party so there's not much point them being down there you see. give it a shot if you like though, better start working out though son, we don't go down easily.

 

[Olikus]

edit: wrong mini-game. what's the one where it's breaking a statue in mario party 2? that's the one we're unbeatable at. i jump on his head to get to the top of our statue and hip drop all day, meanwhile he's sitting on the top of theirs so they can't. good times
.

well its easy to get unbeateble at it because you can do a perfect run. Like getting 21 in Black jack. cant be beaten. So yeah you might be unbeatable, but so am I so its not very impressive.

 

[The Star King]

maybe, but australians don't have a bondage fetish like you so we wouldn't do that. anyway, you have to beat them in mario party so there's not much point them being down there you see. give it a shot if you like though, better start working out though son, we don't go down easily.

It's a free win. Being able to supply my bondage fetish is just a bonus. Good point about the basement part being unnecessary, though - perhaps it's better to let them watch their demise. Anyways, it looks like I would rock your world in Australian-style Mario Party 3, and I've never touched that game in my life. GG no re

 

[ciaza]

au contraire mon ami. you can't win if they don't play. anyway, you're on. late 2012 i'm thinking of heading up? can't do anything sooner because of stuff happening. to make it interesting i'm thinking of a $30 000 mm (after i beat battlecow for his $15g)

prepare your anus.

 

[The Star King]

Foolish, ignorant child. If you can flick down their control stick, what prevents you from taking over their controller completely? Your narrow-minded way of thinking shall be your downfall.

 

[ciaza]

grip. humans are very powerful beings, gaining super-human strength in times of need (like mothers lifting cars with their child stuck under them). many have tried, but it's impossible to take a whole controller. best you can do is nudge the joystick, or harass them as they tap a to fend off boo.

 

[M!nt]

^lol
I never even tap A for the boo tho.
You can't stop him from stealing a star.
The best you can do is stop him from taking like 5 coins.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Turns out that Sensei is Kero's grandfather and the $5,000 was a contract on Isai and Boom.

LOL. could be.

whos sensei?

 

[asianaussie]

wow i missed some epic dumb mario party talk

im good at mario party 5

 

[ciaza]

anything beyond mario party 3 doesn't exist though. go play console with some new yorkians, AND BUY ME MY MIKU WALLET

^lol
I never even tap A for the boo tho.
You can't stop him from stealing a star.
The best you can do is stop him from taking like 5 coins.

each coin i steal adds to my pleasure exponentially.

LOL. could be.

whos sensei?

youtube him and isai for some pretty cool matches.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Sensei, one of the original smash 64 bros/pros, from NJ. A member of Warrior of Zarona's Crew (lolnostalgia) I played him once a long time ago at Smashtality III when Isai came and brought a smash 64 set back when I didn't know anything competitive about the game.
Was online for a while as well.

Fox main, Falcon/Mario secondary (?)

 

[The Star King]

I think he at least seconds Pikachu.

 

[Battlecow]

Yeah. His fox is what I've seen the most of, though

Back when the player tier list was a thing, he was an S-tier. He won the last Apex. Famous old-school type of guy, great player.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

I see.

Who won genesis back in august (July maybe? Idk..)?

I watched most the vids on malvas channel, but with all this "winner finales" "grand finales" "random other finals" I wasn't too sure which one was the legit finals. It looked like isai won.. At least I think that's what I remember from the grand finals. But some kid commented saying other wise. Saying that boom came out on top.

 

[The Star King]

Superboomfan barely won over Isai's low tiers (which is extremely impressive of course).

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Lolololol.
I'd be ****ing pissed if I was boom.
Isais so silly.

 

[The Star King]

Pissed about beating Isai? I would shed manly tears of joy.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Booms an extraordinary player. and he knows that. so maybe **** like that doesent phase him.
I just dont like being toyed with.


nothing personal superboom. you did much better than anyone else would have.

 

[Battlecow]

For $300 or whatever I'd take a lot of toying.

 

[The Star King]

I'd point out how that could be taken the wrong way out of context but I'm not sure if that was intentional or not.

I probably could have posted something funnier but whatever.

 

[Battlecow]

Wow Star King why is it always you who posts the most predictable things ever LOL I so knew you were going to say that what an idiot god

 

[The Star King]

OK I guess that means it was intentional.

I'd repost your lecture on manners but that's probably the predictable thing to do.

 

[Battlecow]

I'd repost your lecture on manners but that's probably the predictable thing to do.

I expected you to say that.

I also expect you to say that you expect me to say that

But I also know that you'll expect me to say that

And furthermore, I know that by posting that, I've solidified your ACTUAL post into something different... but if I say what, you won't post it. So just know that I know.

 

[The Star King]

I guess you're learning, then.

 

[Battlecow]

Called it.

Also continuing this joke any longer would make you a hipster

I WIN

 

[The Star King]

Also continuing this joke any longer would make you a hipster

Huh?

I WIN

What exactly did you win?

I think you need totake a long, hard look at what you're doing with your life, friend

 

[KeroKeroppi]

that was a nice little bro moment you guys just had

 

[The Star King]

I don't even know what's going on.

 

[Sempiternity]

that was a nice little bro moment you guys just had

people need to learn that the word "bro" can be seamlessly integrated into almost any word

the proper terminology there would have been "broment"

 

[KeroKeroppi]

people need to learn that the word "bro" can be seamlessly integrated into almost any word

the proper terminology there would have been "broment"

GOT ME. so true. i should have known.

 

[asianaussie]

you guys need to learn the difference between tiring jokes out and keeping them as running gags

objectively bad