YiffyBaro
Smash Cadet
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ATTENTION: THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HUBERT.
You know the kids today. Always talking about how they are great with MK and Snake. As for the people who aren't, they just talk about how broken MK and Snake are. Hell, even Falco gets called broken now and again thanks to his chaingrab to a spike.
But honestly now... what could be more broken than alternating throws going across the stage (and back, if you'd like) and ending in a spike?
I play as Ice Climbers BECAUSE of the throwing broken-ness. As many techniques in Melee showed us, no matter how hard it is to do, if it is at all possible to be done 100% of the time, there will be SOMEONE to master it, and everyone else will follow suit just to keep up with competition.
There are people that call chain grabs broken. You can say that if you'd like, but they pale in comparison to alternating throws. You see, chain grabs are limited by the length of the stage, don't combo into a guaranteed death, cannot be done on every character. Well, how about Dedede's infinite grab? Sure, it can go 0% to death, but it can only be done on a select few characteres.
Alternating throws on the other hand... well... I think you get the idea.
Now, it is automatic to say that none of us can do alternating throws perfectly. Then again, the metagame is young. As time goes on, there WILL be someone to be the master of the alternating throws. The one who will get 0% to death EVERY TIME. It could be any of us.
When that time comes, I must ask all of you. When someone masters alternating throws, what will become of our beloved Ice Climbers? Some people say that the only way to stand a chance against MK or Snake is to play as them. However, the only way to break out of perfectly performed alternating throws would be if you had Nana to bail you out. This, more than anything, would make people want to ban the Ice Climbers.
Because the only way you can break out of alternate throws is to be Ice Climbers yourself, that just means the majority of players will have to pick Ice Climbers to play against the minority who can alternate throws.
I don't think I have to explain why this would break the whole game...
As a final note of comparison, as soon as Meta Knight's infinite dimensional cape was discovered, it set off a huge chain reaction of controversy. But as for alternating throws... no such drama. People of course went ahead to say just ban the infinite cape, but with Ice Climber throw combos, there is so much variety, it's hard to say what to ban other than the entire character.
Now, I don't expect the IC to be banned anytime soon, but the day our champion of alternating throws emerges... get ready for some radical changes in tournament results.
(PS: As for anyone that hates alternating throws enough to want them banned, I suggest you start practicing IC. Then you can go to a tourney with a huge tournout and show them your moves. The sooner the public sees that someone has mastered alernating throws, the sooner they get banned. If you hate them that much, you better put it upon yourself to be the one to get it banned. Wouldn't that be an honor?)
You know the kids today. Always talking about how they are great with MK and Snake. As for the people who aren't, they just talk about how broken MK and Snake are. Hell, even Falco gets called broken now and again thanks to his chaingrab to a spike.
But honestly now... what could be more broken than alternating throws going across the stage (and back, if you'd like) and ending in a spike?
I play as Ice Climbers BECAUSE of the throwing broken-ness. As many techniques in Melee showed us, no matter how hard it is to do, if it is at all possible to be done 100% of the time, there will be SOMEONE to master it, and everyone else will follow suit just to keep up with competition.
There are people that call chain grabs broken. You can say that if you'd like, but they pale in comparison to alternating throws. You see, chain grabs are limited by the length of the stage, don't combo into a guaranteed death, cannot be done on every character. Well, how about Dedede's infinite grab? Sure, it can go 0% to death, but it can only be done on a select few characteres.
Alternating throws on the other hand... well... I think you get the idea.
Now, it is automatic to say that none of us can do alternating throws perfectly. Then again, the metagame is young. As time goes on, there WILL be someone to be the master of the alternating throws. The one who will get 0% to death EVERY TIME. It could be any of us.
When that time comes, I must ask all of you. When someone masters alternating throws, what will become of our beloved Ice Climbers? Some people say that the only way to stand a chance against MK or Snake is to play as them. However, the only way to break out of perfectly performed alternating throws would be if you had Nana to bail you out. This, more than anything, would make people want to ban the Ice Climbers.
Because the only way you can break out of alternate throws is to be Ice Climbers yourself, that just means the majority of players will have to pick Ice Climbers to play against the minority who can alternate throws.
I don't think I have to explain why this would break the whole game...
As a final note of comparison, as soon as Meta Knight's infinite dimensional cape was discovered, it set off a huge chain reaction of controversy. But as for alternating throws... no such drama. People of course went ahead to say just ban the infinite cape, but with Ice Climber throw combos, there is so much variety, it's hard to say what to ban other than the entire character.
Now, I don't expect the IC to be banned anytime soon, but the day our champion of alternating throws emerges... get ready for some radical changes in tournament results.
(PS: As for anyone that hates alternating throws enough to want them banned, I suggest you start practicing IC. Then you can go to a tourney with a huge tournout and show them your moves. The sooner the public sees that someone has mastered alernating throws, the sooner they get banned. If you hate them that much, you better put it upon yourself to be the one to get it banned. Wouldn't that be an honor?)