It was supposed to be in his face, not from his face. Secondly, you can add a comma before and after "If it does hit you" to make sense of the statement. And I've been hit by falco's laser at point blank countless times, he can't do another action faster than you can jab after being hit by it. Falco can chain grab ike up to 60, getting spiked is entirely your own fault for DIing poorly or attempting to quickly jump back towards the stage, falco landing the spike out of a chain grab has absolutely everything to do with the ike ****ing up, not the falco being spectacular. If you DI backwards and continue to fall the falco has to dive hard to land the down air, at which point you're well far enough away to air dodge the thing. Secondly, even if you do get hit, pre-60 the down air is still not enough to send ike careening downwards without being able to meteor cancel and aether back up (I'll get video of it later this week to prove it but I'll use marth's downair pre-60 to show you that ike can make it back,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DhLutjt34Rg&fmt=18). Once again play the ****ing character more than enough to ***** about it and stop running into **** headfirst acting like ike is somehow incapable of defending himself.
A spike on ike has to have 1 of 3 things to actually successfully kill him without a question. A long *** stun (Ganondorf, Zelda, Ike's down tilt), a ridiculous downward speed upon connection (Ness, Ganondorf, and Ike's down air), or an outward trajectory (shine spike). Falco's has none of the 3.
Your disagreeing with something doesn't automatically make it wrong, your choosing not to read so you don't have to justify yourself beyond "Hey listen to me this is how it is **** the fact that you've been playing the character steadily" is also just frankly ********.