How long would you survive in a horror movie?

[Mota]

I would be the guy that screw his friends over and does Anything to survival. I mean, who's going to snitch on me, they'll be all dead.

 

[Rubyiris]

I fit just about every criteria required to be the survivor, however I have bad luck. I'd be the one who dies in some bull****, unlucky matter, or be the "best friend of the main character."

 

[Lythium]

I would die first. Yep, I'm sure of it.

 

[Chaco]

I called that before I opened the thread. I was like, Lythium she's gonna say she'll die first. But you're forgetting.

Mask yourself in a group of black people, you'll live the longest. Rules of horror movies.

 

[sammy p]

all these people who say that youd trip on something..... if you ever seen a horror movie youll konw that they dont trip on ANYTHING!!! they trip on thin air!! hahah

 

[.Marik]

People are incredibly stupid in horror movies at times.

So, probably the survivor.

Unless it's Grudge, then we're all ****ed.

 

[Melfice z]

7) Don't be black. Unfortunately, I have yet to see the token minority survive to the end of a horror movie.[/I]

Even though they were all black, leperchaun 2 is the only movie i can recall XD

Quotes.

so i was beaten to the punch 3 TIMES

 

[Grey Belnades]

Hm, I'd probably be the 7th guy to die out of a 10 person group. Though I say it depends which type of horror movie it is. If its Nightmare, probably second to last. If its Friday, I'll probably survive. If its a zombie apocalypse, well I have a zombie plan.

 

[spider_sense]

Well I'll say this much...we all know what happens to the black guy in the movie, especially if he's the comic relief.

 

[teeman92]

I'd be the first simply because the black guy ALWAYS dies first.

^this

if i know im always the 3rd guy killed in survial shooters(SOCOM) then i surely know a zombie will die off my skin

 

[sammy p]

Unless it's Grudge, then we're all ****ed.

.... i laughd!! lol only because i know how true that is!

 

[SuperBowser]

Well I'm not pathlogically stupid so that gives me a better chance than most horror movie victims. However, I'd probably get stuck in an unfortunate situation and be the guy who sacrifices themselves to save the group.

If there was a zombie outbreak, my plan was always to just stay in my bedroom which make a pretty boring movie . Being in London, I'm pretty much screwed regardless so I may as well just quietly sit on the top floor of my house and hope the zombies die of starvation.

 

[Heartz♥]

Virgins always die first.

Gahahaha, that's 98.9 % of Smashboards.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Virgins always die first.

Gahahaha, that's 98.9 % of the internet.

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[Frown]

I'd be the overly positive guy who makes stupid comments in bad situations. He's the second one to go, after the black guy, right?

 

[Tomato Kirby]

^Yeah, comic relief tends to be "not needed" after a bit into the movie.

So now that we have a general idea about surviving, how about trying to recognize that you are in a horror movie? I am sure knowing that some unfortunate events are unfolding would help increase survival.

 

[kirbywizard]

^Yeah, comic relief tends to be "not needed" after a bit into the movie.

So now that we have a general idea about surviving, how about trying to recognize that you are in a horror movie? I am sure knowing that some unfortunate events are unfolding would help increase survival.

I would realize I am in a horror movie if the black guy and joker in the group went missing >_>

 

[Wiscus]

Gawd...I'd die within the first seconds of the movie.

1. Im fat- can't run
2. I have glasses- in movie world this means I cant do any form of exercise.
3 .lolblack!- Black people die first.
4. I would do one of those "look behind you and trip" things.
5. Virgin = dead
...
I'm mega ultra Horror movie owned

Edit Yay! my 100th post

 

[Tomato Kirby]

^Congratulations! Anyway, about your last bullet, I think that virgins have a high survival rate.

OK, I think we have all established that the black person has a tendency to disappear.

 

[Clownbot]

I'm the guy at the very beginning who gets killed. Y'know, the one who dies just to let everyone know there's a murderer on the loose.

 

[slave1]

i would be a middle of movie or a survivor.

 

[metashinryu]

i would be that one who dies distracting/fighting the assasin/creature at the middle of the movie,i cannot run for long periods but i have good eyes,i would be that dude with the shotgun who stays there blowing the **** outta the zombies while i buy my friends the time to escape

it sucks

 

[MojoMan]

id be the ******* that tries to take out the supernatural enemy with a baseball bat and then gets his face melted.

 

[adumbrodeus]

id be the ******* that tries to take out the supernatural enemy with a baseball bat and then gets his face melted.

I wanna be the guy that punches out Cthulhu, but probably gonna get my face melted by trying to smash a supernatural entity that I don't release is supernatural.

 

[Fuelbi]

well i guess if you survive depends on the movie. for example of it were a jason movie i would survive just because he kills camp counselers and no way im getting near that lake. now if i was in my favorite movie saw then i would survive the movie. hell itd be cool to be jigsaw's aprentice. why id survive is because im a ruthless killer. and i wouldnt be afraid to hurt myself either. AND jigsaw only captures people whos life is in a mess by doing stuff like stealing, cheating, killing, etc. so anyways yeah it depends what kind of movie we are talking about

 

[teeman92]

after seing friday the 13th. i dont think they well be ANY survivors.

jason is a freakin beast man

 

[Deleted member]

Depends. If I just had to run away or something, I'd survive. If it was a Saw movie, I'd go psycho and murder everyone.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I would be the coward that runs away/flies to another country/world in order to save his life. I'm not afraid of admitting that.

 

[nicekid76]

Well, I'd probably be that really girly girl that tries to run and then trips on something. They usually die third or second. Couple having sex or the minority is usually first. Fanservice girl is usually after that.

so true -Im black so I would prob die 1st

 

[nicekid76]

I would die first, Im black
unless its that one moive when the black people live all the way to the last 10min and:
a) die cuz somthing stupid like a monster everyone thought was dead was still alive, and with its dying breath kills the black guy
b) the black guy was the killer
c) the black guy somehow survived

 

[Aus0115]

probably in the middle

 

[AranOcean]

Let's just say in Friday the 13th, I'm dead Thursday the 12th...

 

[Vecayse]

I generally hate horror movies. Usually try to avoid them. >.> But if I do watch one it depends on how scary it is. Like some are just plain pathetic like The Grudge... Some scared the crap out of me.. like Scream (I was a kid when I watched it so yeah kinda scary, kinda really scary)

 

[Y-NOT]

I would survive cause the first thing i would do is go buy/steal about 2 or 3 guns and like 10 grenades. After i use about half my ammo in the killers HEAD, not stomach like every other ****** in a horror movie, i would blow his *** up with about 4 or 5 grenades. I'll make that ***** scared of me!

 

[wool]

I'd be the first simply because the black guy ALWAYS dies first.

LOL

Id probably die in the middle.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Alot of black guys are gonna have to fight who's the first to die

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