Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[UltimateRazer]

Omg the Beaumont fest was so fun.

The moment i walk in, theres these 2 girls who walk by and im looking at them and then esca says, "No Razer."

Lee is an amazing MK and the way he says "takeurlife" = lol.

Crews was lol too.

Good stuff Beaumont. Really fun fest.

 

[onii-chan]

CALI UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok this was my first day in cali.........TOO FUN! today was melee teams and brawl 1vs1. 30 teams for melee and 176 for brawl 1vs1....BLOWS HOBOs out of the water.

i stayed with this FEMALE samus player named HIVE. She is VERY VERY good for a female smasher.....she has my respect and she is probly the best female player ive seen!!!!!! We did about 200 samus dittos and i won majority of them but i did learn some things from her that i will add to my game.

Out of kalo, xyro, sethlon, furbs, gabe.......only me and seth made it out of pools....

i lost my first bracket match to a diddy then went to losers to beat an olimar(go figure)...then i lost to AJAX a snake main. i placed 33rd out of 176 people.....TRULY THE BEST SAMUS ALIVE!!!!!!!

Sethlon was sent to losers by a metaknight then mowed down SEVERAL players(including the amazing mikeHAZE) only to fall to SK92 in falco dittos(the last match of the falco ditto was sethlon getting 3 stocked on luigi mansion). Seth also MMed SK92......but lost. Even thru all of that, seth placed 13th out of 176 people......AMAZING!!!!

Pros that showed up: mango(melee jigs), dsf(snake/meta), edreese(peach), mikeHaze(marth), sychoMidget(snake), sethlon(falco), Claw(zs), sk92(falco), Nealt(aib creator), CPU(2008 evo champion=rob), Shadow rob(rob).


ok guys goodnite! we are behind you by 2 hours in time so its probly really late if u arew reading this.....tomorrow is melee 1vs1(gabes fav) and brawl teams!!!!! Me and Hive are going to double samus(Zair Bears).

PS: after playing cali players......TX is sheer trash. We really need to get better. We need more marths/diddys/rob in tx. IMO, over all i habe yet to see a TRASHY cali player. over all thier players are WAY better than ours. its just something to think about. GOOD NITE GUYS!!!!

=( way to make your own state look lower...good job...well at least we are known for having the friendlies smashers(and probably won't steal your wii when your not looking)

really ppl invest in a xbox360 best 160-200something you will ever spend

 

[The Real Inferno]

Gotta love Xyro

 

[Sybawave]

mikeHAZE sucks though...

And w00t! Our boy Sethlon!

 

[TheJerm]

Beaumont was badass. I won both my money matches and did decent in crews =]. You gotta do have another one esca!

 

[CY]

takeyalifeeeeeeee!

 

[UltimateRazer]

Hey, Beaumont. Can you guys give me a ride to FS5?

 

[gunterrsmash01]

My bulletproof vest is all torn up after dropping Razer home.

Shoutouts:

Ozz: What the ****, why did you counterpick a NEUTRAL STAGE? do you think it makes u look cool? your the reason your crew lost dammit, gtfo

 

[RT]

Beaumontfest was fun. Some mini-shoutouts:

Esca: Thanks for the food and having us over. If you have another one in the future, I will make an effort to go to it.

Lee: Dear god, the way you kept saying takeurlife...too good. I agree, Lucario is broken, lol. Too bad everyone else in Houston hates using him, lolz. I think I learned some tricks from watching you and must steal them now.

Sudai: Your Rob is...weird, lol. Not too many good Rob players in Houston, so I didn't know what to do to.

Jerm: Yargh, why do I have trouble against TLs? I must ask Quivo for help in this matchup...

Kown: You give terrible driving shortcuts, and I will never listen to you again.

Beah: Lol

Razer: Double Lol

Flip and Gner: You both suck for not going.

And if anyone cares, Lee's crew won against Razer's crew by 7 stocks I think? i believe Esca and Lee took off 15 stocks together...epic.

 

[UltimateRazer]

This is what I don't understand.

Esca 2 stocked one of our mks then ozz CP's a stage which makes him go IC's and esca 3 stocks him then hes defeated. Then they send Lee and then i went in. Close match but i brought him to 1 stock. His lucario then 3 stocked a GW of ours while only having 1 stock. He then brought Sudai to 1 stock.









This is my message to my crew: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[fsdfsdgsgdf]

CPU aint no pro, unless he did good at this tourny. Last tourny he won had items, and he still wasn't even all that

 

[TheJerm]

Why dont you just ask me for help on the match up lol. Annddd I WILL be there to play quivo. I have to be D:

 

[CY]

i thought i could of pulled off the upset. i beat ran, he left me with 1 stock left, but i had to fight the last 2 players, a DK and Mario. i was so **** close to 3 stocking the DK, and i could of just 0-death the mario every stock rofl. but still 5 stocks aint too bad.

takeyalifeeeeeee

 

[BlueJx23]

maybe if it was any other Mario, CY. the only place you would have a chance at 3 stockin' my Mario is Jungle Japes (i learned that one the hard way).

sux i didn't get to play. why did Lee have to be so good?

 

[Lee Martin]

Razer is soooo pro. and i learned some things from you too RT. :D. im still here though and finally going to sleep but ill be here all day if anybody wants to come. *cough* flip.

Lee crew Butthole Tier

 

[The MC Clusky]

Is the results thread to that tournament sethlon, gabe et al went to up yet? I don't know the name of it so can someone post a link to it?

 

[Popertop]

it's not up yet
everyone that I played at the fest, GG's.
Sorry for my pitiful performance in crews.
I recorded some matches against Lee, they were really fun.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Razer is soooo pro. and i learned some things from you too RT. :D. im still here though and finally going to sleep but ill be here all day if anybody wants to come. *cough* flip.

Lee crew Butthole Tier

Ya mean it? :D

takeyalifeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Fliphopper]

Razer is soooo pro. and i learned some things from you too RT. :D. im still here though and finally going to sleep but ill be here all day if anybody wants to come. *cough* flip.

Lee crew Butthole Tier

Haha Flip never goes out of City for smash fests.. I did go clubbing that night.. INTENSENESS

 

[RT]

http://allisbrawl.com/ttournament.aspx?id=2390
Here are the initial results for the tourney that they went to in California. It's being updated by nealdt periodically.

Roy, we should play today! Someone play with me today.

 

[CY]

man just got home from the fest, i slept like one hour.. **** i'm tired heh.. but the fest was really fun and a lot of good stuff got recorded, including the whole draft crews which should be up soon.

lee martin is too ****in good! honestly the best person i have played, right next to m2k. DI way too good, takeyaaaaaaaalifeeeee.

everyone i played which was like everyone- ggs and it was a lot of fun.

time for sleep

 

[heytallman]

Great **** Sethlon, congratulations! Allan, you too, way to rep Houston by actually making it out of pools lol. I'm thinking about going to Tomball, but idk, I haven't played in so **** long.

Wish I could have made it to the Beaumont fest, sounds like it was a lot of fun. I would like to play sometime soon. Tomorrow? Anything going on tomorrow? I THINK I'm free tomorrow.

 

[RT]

Tallman, play me!

Also, Quivo should be in town soon. One of the best TLs around...I'm sure some people want to play him.

Also, for future reference, never put me first in any sort of crews battle. I do terrible when I'm first because first person always sets the bar, lolz.

 

[Dojo]

Santi says super STD at his house tonight. Free snacks, drinks, and Sonic coupons. You'll get here before midnight and we'll play all night into tomorrow.

We got some Cake.

 

[Gnes]

http://allisbrawl.com/ttournament.aspx?id=2390
Here are the initial results for the tourney that they went to in California. It's being updated by nealdt periodically.

Roy, we should play today! Someone play with me today.

I can play today...see if roy is busy if hes not we should definetly play...

nanerz>everything Me and Flip went to the 3 person tourney at PnT ...I got first he got second...of course the matches were diddy dittos (that **** on luigi's wasnt fun)

I wish i could go to Santi's std...

Razer...our bet still stands...next time we play...if i win...u know the prize

 

[UltimateRazer]

Ok gnes your still on.

Btw, are you picking mk back up?

I wouldn't mind, really

 

[PhantomX]

I'll only go if the STD is super gonorrhea or something.

 

[Fogo]

When will the recorded matches from beaumont fest be up?

 

[RT]

Bear has those on his lappy top, so it's up to him when they get put up.

 

[The MC Clusky]

Santi says super STD at his house tonight. Free snacks, drinks, and Sonic coupons. You'll get here before midnight and we'll play all night into tomorrow.

We got some Cake.

The cake is a lie!

 

[screeddie]

Man, I could go for some super STDs. Battle scars FTW.

 

[PhantomX]

Santi says super STD at his house tonight. Free snacks, drinks, and Sonic coupons. You'll get here before midnight and we'll play all night into tomorrow.

We got some Cake.

I'll only go if I get to eat part of Cake's forearm, that part is the most delicious.

 

[fsdfsdgsgdf]

I really need my own car...

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Who had a setup that was closest to the bathroom? I have a replay on there (lee's green mk vs my red falco) and i would like it please. i got pretty lucky that match lol

i think it was your wii, poptop

 

[Axxo]

Santi says super STD at his house tonight. Free snacks, drinks, and Sonic coupons. You'll get here before midnight and we'll play all night into tomorrow.

We got some Cake.

well where does he live.....

 

[Santi]

Too far
=)

 

[Axxo]

well nvm then......anybody wanna chill at my house......food,sodas,ssbb........dont care wat time you can come....just hit me up

 

[Esca]

So, my smashfest was way too good.

25 people, 13 Pizzas, 72 Sodas, game over son.

Me and Lee took out 15 stocks together =O. HOLY ****.

 

[RT]

13 pizzas...8 slices each...that means 104 total slices. 25 people...that means if you ate more than 4 slices, you're a jerk for not sharing. Good job, you jerk.

Jk, but seriously, the pizza was gone in like 5 minutes.

 

[fsdfsdgsgdf]

13 pizzas...8 slices each...that means 104 total slices. 25 people...that means if you ate more than 4 slices, you're a jerk for not sharing. Good job, you jerk.

Jk, but seriously, the pizza was gone in like 5 minutes.

Had the same problem yesterday at my tourny