Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[UTDZac]

@Allan: I agree with your post. People tend to make a big deal out of things they shouldn't in the Brawl smash community. It sucks, but what can you do? Thanks for stepping up, running awesome tournaments (even under tough conditions), and getting things done. Us Dallas peeps are still lacking in this area.

 

[TheJerm]

LMao, Carl gilligan the 4th.. where are thou??

Actually, he's not on aim. Prlly busy

 

[Gea]

Of course, he's failing to produce these logs.

I don't even get it.

We don't give a ****. Even your johns make better posts than this crap. Please, post a sonnet for Duggy-poo. Just ****ing quit trying to include us in an argument we don't care about.

Don't even respond directly to this post man. Just zip it and feel like you've won. YOU DON'T NEED OUR VALIDATION, GOD****.

 

[Magik0722]

i have a solution to this mk debate. Xyro keeps running his MK banned tournaments and the RGV will host MK legal tournametns so get down here and show up to brawlfest 6

 

[DallasPhat]

Haiku of the Day

How I miss MK
How my B button miss me
Want to tornado

 

[Atomsk_92]

I like mk

 

[Inui]

We don't give a ****. Even your johns make better posts than this crap. Please, post a sonnet for Duggy-poo. Just ****ing quit trying to include us in an argument we don't care about.

Don't even respond directly to this post man. Just zip it and feel like you've won. YOU DON'T NEED OUR VALIDATION, GOD****.

You are attacking the wrong person.

 

[Gea]

Haiku of the Year

Dphat is real cool
Except when he camps me hard
I just want a hug

 

[TheJerm]

I like Mk too .. me and atomsk have something in common =x

Can we be friends? lol

@dphat I love haiku's I would always do them when we had to write a poem in school. Super easy xD

 

[Suspect]

How i love meta
Easiest win of my life
Ha Xyro logic


did i do it right?

 

[DallasPhat]

Haikus only now
Please join me in poetry
5 7 5 rule

 

[heytallman]

I title it "Lament of the Lucas Main"

Woe be to Lucas
40 frames is way too long
Grab me and I'll cry

 

[Kingdom Come]

I am a fan of Mariah Carey.

 

[Gea]

A Haiku For Suspect

wow u mad u mad
all I can say is "u mad"
ha ha u still mad

 

[Kingdom Come]

double post

EDIT: Clitoris

 

[Kingdom Come]

ok now double post

**** you gea

EDIT: ******

 

[Atomsk_92]

I like Mk too .. me and atomsk have something in common =x

Can we be friends? lol

 

[heytallman]

I am Inui
I am very arrogant
I smell like Fritos

 

[DallasPhat]

Let me use mk
ALLAN please, I need him now
Why all the yelling?

 

[Suspect]

A Haiku For Suspect

wow u mad u mad
all I can say is "u mad"
ha ha u still mad

I am anti ban
so no you are mad gea
im stylin on you

 

[Kates893]

I play zss
Gimp me please
I die at 20 percent

 

[Gea]

Oh Silly Suspect
That Haiku was just for you
do you not like it?

 

[Kingdom Come]

I do like *****!
I really like to sniff it
I just won't lick it

 

[Suspect]

kates

u doin it wrong
dphat said 5 7 5
not 5 3 7


/rulebreaker

 

[Sudai]

Sudai quit this game.
Sudai miss Texas so much that...
Sudai play game more.



[/caveman haiku]

 

[heytallman]

Suspect is too good
A poet, we didn't know!
Twitter about it

 

[GHNeko]

Come back to Texas Sudai. I miss you. ;__;

 

[Kingdom Come]

When I die, **** it I wanna go to hell
Cause Im a piece of ****, it aint hard to ****in tell
It dont make sense, goin to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict ****
No sleepin all day, no gettin my **** licked
Hangin with the goodie-goodies loungin in paradise
**** that ****, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin to my mother, even stealin out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a ****in abortion
She dont even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin on her chest just to stop my ****in hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies mothers 8 months, her little sisters 2
Whos to blame for both of them
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bull****
Throw the magnum to my head, threaten to pull ****
And squeeze, until the beds, completely red
Im glad Im dead, a worthless ****in buddah head
The stress is buildin up, I cant,
I cant believe suicides on my ****in mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is ****in callin me
Naw you wouldnt understand
You see its kinda like the crack did to pookie, in new jack
Except when I cross over, there aint no comin back
Should I die on the train track, like remo in beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad Im gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin goin on
I reach my peak, I cant speak,
Call my ***** chic, tell him that my will is weak.
Im sick of *****s lyin, Im sick of *****es hawkin,
Matter of fact, Im sick of talkin.

 

[Inui]

I play zss
Gimp me please
I die at 20 percent

This is how Snakeee lost to

in tournament.

 

[TheJerm]

Funny Atomsk
Haiku talking is awesome
Toon Link is the sex

 

[Kingdom Come]

R.i.p. B.i.g.

 

[Angel.M <3 C:]

This is how Snakeee lost to

in tournament.

I'll get at that ike when I see you inui.

 

[Gea]

How unpoetic
Please just learn how to unwind
Make the world better

----------------------

To you, Jeremy
The regular Africa
A link to the past

 

[Sudai]

Oh god I really do,
I really do miss all of you.
When's the next hobo?

 

[heytallman]

As I sit here now,
Contemplating life and such,
I am quite hungry.

 

[Furbs]

thats how houston lost to hurricane

irl

 

[GHNeko]

Oh god I really do,
I really do miss all of you.
When's the next hobo?

Oct 3 or something.

Which conflicts with my schedual and Sethlons because we want to go to Long Live Hit Stun in CT. Which is Oct 11-12th.

Come to WHOBO 2 instead.

 

[Suspect]

Oh Silly Suspect
That Haiku was just for you
do you not like it?

Suspect is too good
A poet, we didn't know!
Twitter about it

you guys are funny
those made me laugh really hard
love yall no homo

 

[Xyro77]

575???????

 

[DallasPhat]

Please chant my name more
Haiku format from now on
Inui get *****