Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Xyro77]

anyone wanna play **** hunter 3 ultimate? turns out my green tweety armor is only good for HR 1 and 2. i some how need to find Green Tweety armor+ or a bunch of "hrd armor spheres" and i have no idea where to find those.

 

[Xyro77]

for those of you that have not seen it yet (it just happened) google/youtube "kevin ware's leg." it is not for the squeamish

 

[Xyro77]

or click this, read it, then skip to :50 in the vid

http://deadspin.com/kevin-ware-suffered-maybe-the-most-gruesome-injury-in-t-464789219

 

[RT]

HR4 baby.

Now to get that high rank Barioth armor...

I will stop golfswinging you someday...or maybe I won't.

 

[Gea]

Zano you did everyone a disservice by carrying Allan.

 

[Xyro77]

hes doing it because i needed it and i actually helped out a lot more than usual due to my green tweety armor. so im improving even though its a **** game.

besides, if he doesnt help me, there are thousands of others who will online. diablo 2/pso and more have proven this for over 10 years. its a beautiful thing.

 

[RT]

Enjoy getting kicked for not contributing.

 

[Gea]

Good to know you're **** at those games, too. I really don't get why you're so proud of being so lazy and whiny.

And yeah that basketball injury was extreme. There goes that dude's career.

 

[Zano]

I taught him a lot of stuff about the game and stuff at least, but yeah, not like helping him get to hr3 did much if he can't do anything there yet, eh.

 

[Xyro77]

Good to know you're **** at those games, too. I really don't get why you're so proud of being so lazy and whiny.

nah in D2 and pso i didnt do that. those games were actually good and my character/weapon choices were always good (or at least decent).

what i was talking about was that "leechers" have been around since those times and we helped them become good so they wouldn't leech anymore. new gen nerds these days ***** at them, call them bad and will RARELY get off their ass and actually help.

p4 helped a little offline and zano helped a little online. due to both of those instances, ive got better. the game didnt, but i did. im very slow to get good at **** games so dont give up on me yet.

and RT, NO ONE has kicked me yet or even mentioned that im leeching on ANY of the billions of rooms ive been in on this game. im safe.

 

[Fliphopper]

I can play in a hour. Need to do urgent quest 3

 

[Player-4]

Bout to do my HR 5 Urgent

 

[Xyro77]

I literally just hit the Lex&Terry podcast jackpot. There maybe be over 500 archived podcasts from 2005/2006/2007 (before the FCC ****ed **** up) and from 2008/2009. I dont know how many of you enjoy radical/off the wall radio talk shows but if you ever workout, go for bike rides, cant sleep, want something to listen to in the shower or while you drive, this **** is seriously super g o o d imo. If you like or have my sense of humor, you should like this stuff.


The Lex and Terry show is about a group of "down to earth" radio personalities with various backgrounds. This isn't your typical 104.1 KRBE fake radio personalities who deal in fake drama and play **** music, these dudes (lex/terry) are ********. Each day it is Lex/Terry and sometimes they will add Petter or Scott or Dee (funniest black man ive ever heard) or 3 hot girls (bizcit/sarah/brenda).

SOME of the MANY kinds of sick/funny/mean things they do on the show are as follows:

1. Call a sex hotline and play quotes from "the office" or "lord of the rings" and see if the hotline hot girl reacts weird (they usually do)

2. Call a debt collector to pay a "debt" and fake a heart attack over the phone and see the reaction.

3. Go to walmart and ask the cashier to make call over the intercom asking for a "lost" person. That person just so happens to be named " Mr. Harry Buhtts" get it? Hairy butts LOL

4. Go to a bad part of town and quiz hobos on their knowledge of worldly things and pay them 20$ for each correct question.

5. Drunk bich friday. They bring super hot young girls into the studio and get them hammered and then let them take calls from listeners.

6. They also talk about sports/news and take calls from the public about stuff that is going on in their lives (some times its CRAZY). this is a majority of the days show.

7. They also play sound effects and s t u p i d little jingles at perfect times during calls and stuff.



Anyways, this **** is AWESOME and i highly recommend it to anybody who wants a little escape for 2-3 hours a day. It will take your worries/depression/pain/boredness away guaranteed (listen to 2 or 3 of them and u will like them). I can honestly say these podcasts saved my life right after Amanda became a Wwhhoorree and destroyed our family. So yeah if you are interested/wanna try them out, go to http://www.lexandterry.com/media/podcast and download their 3 hour podcast. They give it away each day for free. if u miss that days podcast its gone forever. if you become addicted or just want mor L&T, hit me up and ill unleash the archives.

 

[Xyro77]

.....................

 

[Gnes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTEpdTXc7jU

My boy moons exposing jwong. Beautiful.

 

[Trela]

Keith....where have you been?

Why do I not see you on MH yet?

Why do you do this to yourself?

Why do you not want my Rathalos Ruby?

 

[RT]

Allan, I honestly wouldn't mind helping you on quests but only after you spend time doing tutorials and learning how to play. You can easily find five minute tutorials on how to play any weapon on youtube.

Or you can keep being a new gen, the same new gens you always complain about.

Trela, you're going to buy Keith a Wii U and MH with your smash winnings? Such kindness.

 

[Zano]

So, G rank Gigginox somehow manages to get more disturbing than a normal one.


also, **** g rank brachy, I'm getting even less pounders from him than the high rank one. But it's k, cause my teammates have the courtesy to let me know they keep getting them.

 

[Gnes]

I don't have wiiu or the 3ds version and have no intention of buying it yet even when I get money. Considering everyone will be super lvl'ed by time I get it I'll probably sit this frenzy out.

 

[RT]

Does anyone even enjoy fighting Gigginox?

It seems like one of the monsters that is there specifically to be annoying.

Gnes, just save up for MH4. Maybe it won't come out until next year, so you can save up for Black Friday 3DS sales this year.

 

[Zano]

just wait til you fight a baleful gigginox

 

[Player-4]

just wait til you fight a baleful gigginox

The biggest piece of ****

 

[Denti]

Smash local in Tyler TX this weekend, held by fighting game tournament peoples. There will be street fighter and MVC3 and maybe others idk. I haven't really looked into the other games but there will be Brawl and Project M (singles and doubles for both). 5$ local kinda stuff.

https://www.facebook.com/events/360270024082048/

Just come for training and ****. Since the next circuit event is in 3 weeks. Don't come to this if you can't afford both this and the circuit event though.

 

[heytallman]

Keith, nomatter when you get Monster Hunter, you'll still be better than Allan.

Also there's no HR grinding in this one, so you can get caught up really quickly. You'll just have to grind for armor and shiz.

 

[Zano]

actually, there is hr grinding after you hit hr 8. Ran into someone who was hr 54 a few days ago.

 

[Xyro77]

Smash new gens are 100% diff than MH new gens. But you are RT, so u wouldn't see that.

I'm on HR 3 offline, so tutorials are done.

 

[Gea]

just wait til you fight a baleful gigginox

The biggest piece of ****

Am I the only one who things he is easier than regular? He seems to get on the ceiling less.

Does anyone even enjoy fighting Gigginox?

It seems like one of the monsters that is there specifically to be annoying

They definitely made his patterns more annoying than Tri but he's a monster where specific setups make the fight trivial compared to others. Poison negate + high grade earplugs and a hammer or gunner makes him one of the most pathetic monsters of the game.

I don't have wiiu or the 3ds version and have no intention of buying it yet even when I get money. Considering everyone will be super lvl'ed by time I get it I'll probably sit this frenzy out.

Come over sometime

 

[Zano]

I have purple ludroth armor so poison doesn't mean anything to me, but that paralysis.

either one is annoying as **** to fight with a long sword tho

 

[RT]

Smash new gens are 100% diff than MH new gens. But you are RT, so u wouldn't see that.

I'm on HR 3 offline, so tutorials are done.

Nah, I see the same whiny attitude.

You are on 3 star quests on village? Then why are you still doing so bad?

 

[Gea]

I have purple ludroth armor so poison doesn't mean anything to me, but that paralysis.

either one is annoying as **** to fight with a long sword tho

I just find the poison way less avoidable at times. I will say that pinning move baleful has is way more threatening than Gigginox's, and I definitely agree both are monsters that are significantly easier with certain weapons. Did you ever finish the village, Zano? I'm curious what you thought about that final fight with lagi, azurelos, and dios. I'm not that far away from it, but I haven't been doing very many port quests.

 

[Gnes]

I will I just got a job so once I get my funds I'll come over more often.

Tallman idc too much about being behind, MH is a really easy game honestly. Just time consuming. Even when I have the funds might choose to buy other stuff. We'll see.

 

[Player-4]

I will I just got a job so once I get my funds I'll come over more often.

Tallman idc too much about being behind, MH is a really easy game honestly. Just time consuming. Even when I have the funds might choose to buy other stuff. We'll see.

 

[Fliphopper]

Congrats Keith!

 

[Gea]

What's the job? Really happy for you.

 

[RT]

Does this mean I can borrow money from you?

 

[Gnes]

LOL i c u p4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWS6eKSfRzo

Cleaner vid of the video i posted earlier.



Thanks Flip/Gea.

I'm working in the customer care center of the Houston Grand Opera. 9/hr and 25-30+hr a week after we get trained. My immediate boss is hot and my other boss seems like a pretty chill asian guy. I start work tommorow at 2 so we'll see what happens. If I do really good after the opera season is over they'll hire me on to work in the office doing sorta call center stuff which pays 10/hr+commissions so lets go.

And no RT. Unless you really need it. Which u won't because rich people don't need anyone elses money. ^_^

 

[RT]

Gnes plz...

 

[Gea]

Just remember Keith, once you start banging your boss you can't stop until you find different work.

 

[Zano]

I haven't done too many high level quests in the village, been too distracted with playing with other people. I'll get them done eventually cause I want to get all those masks that I'm missing.

 

[Gea]

Pitfall trap mask is godly. Maxed out = free pitfall every 17 minutes.