Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[RT]

3DS goes by a unified Friend Code for all games.

Post your FC.

 

[Xyro77]

Get the 3ds version because most people have that version. it plays like re/4/5/6


also, 3ds FCs are all on the OP of this thread. add them all.

 

[Fliphopper]

I'll provide that when I get home.. Anybody have SF for 3ds? I might get harvest moon

 

[z00ted]

all these posts were bad, then keith ***** him

 

[sheikamaru]

Hell to the **** no

prince of all mid tiers!!!

 

[Player-4]

prince of all mid tiers!!!

***** you suck

 

[Zano]

hi everyone.

 

[Paw]

i beat kilik with rob in mid tiers. i am mid tier king

 

[sheikamaru]

vids or it didn't happen.

 

[Tesh]

MM my jigglypuff?

 

[sheikamaru]

i still owe you cab fare btw

 

[Tesh]

why do you owe me cab fare tho?
under what circumstances would you and I need to pay for a cab?
sounds awful, but I'd like to hear this story...

 

[Xyro77]

why do you owe me cab fare tho?
under what circumstances would you and I need to pay for a cab?
sounds awful, but I'd like to hear this story...

ill tell you the REAL story if kilik will allow it.

 

[sheikamaru]

i wanna see this lol

 

[sheikamaru]

houston pr plz

 

[Xyro77]

ok ill tell the story. gimmi a bit.

 

[Xyro77]

i still owe you cab fare btw

^ ^ ^ ^

*it started with a simple yet honest admittance*

why do you owe me cab fare tho?
under what circumstances would you and I need to pay for a cab?
sounds awful, but I'd like to hear this story...

^ ^ ^ ^

*it was countered by a defensive yet inquisitive retort*











*but now, the gloves are off and the TRUE story of why Kilik owes Tesh cash for a cab will be told*














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HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY KILIK DIDNT WANT TO TELL THE STORY WELL I KNOW WHY BECAUSE IT INVOLVES HIM DOING SOME PRETTY BAD THINGS SO LET ME GO AHEAD AND BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU OK SO IT ALL STARTED ON THE 5TH SEPTEMBER IN 900 B.C AND THAT WAS WHEN KILIK DID THA NASTY WITH TESH'S MOMMY IN THE BACK SEAT OF A 1912 TOYOTA JEEP BUS TANK SUBMARINE AND WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT FLYING VEHICLE WAS NOTHING SHORT OF EXCELLENCE AKA IT WAS A 5 STAR RATED 3 THUMBS UP (EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE TWO LOLMAOROFL ALL DAY) PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE ENTITLED "BACKSEAT @ZZ SMELLS LIKE FRONT YARD GR@ZZ" WHICH SEEMED LIKE IT WAS SHOT STRAIGHT FROM THE HALLS OF CHUCK E CHEESE'S LOCATED IN THE CORN FIELDS OF ANTARCTICA FILMED BY NONE OTHER THAN ZORRO AND BOY LET ME TELL YOU THERE WAS SOME CRAZY PEOPLE AT THAT EVENT NAMELY ONE FAMOUS USA PRESIDENT THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF SAMUEL L JACKSON AKA CHOCOLATE THUNDER AKA HAN SOLO AKA MEWTWO BUT YEAH HE WAS THERE AND BASICALLY TOLD KILIK THAT THE WAY TO ULTIMATE HAPPINESS AND THE "3 F's" (FAME, FORTUNE AND FRISBEES) WAS TO DO TESH'S MOM SO THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TESH'S MOMMY WAS DONE DID BY DA KILIK AND BECAUSE KILIK WAS A POOR BICH HE MADE TESH'S MOM (LETS CALL HER "TASTY MAMA") TAKE A CAB BACK TO HER HOME WHICH IS ACTUALLY TRELA'S TREE HOUSE OH AND BTW KILIK DIDNT GIVE TASTY MAMA NO DAM CAB MONEY SO TESH ACTUALLY HAD TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH HIS LIFE SAVINGS WHICH WAS ABOUT 40CENTS (GIVE OR TAKE A DIME) BUT ANYWAYS LETS FAST FORWARD TO TODAY (NOVEMBER 49, 1791) AND KILIK FEELS BAD ABOUT WHAT HE DONE DID TO TASTY MAMA AND THUS TESH SO NOW HE REQUESTS THAT TESHY-POO ALLOW HIM TO PAY BACK DAS CASH OWED BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT TESH SMOKED TOO MUCH COOL RANCH DORITOS SO HE DONT REMEMBER PAYING THE CAB DRIVER OR EVEN IF HE HAS A MOM SO KILIK IS OFF DA HOOK AND LUCKY FOR HIM CAUSE IF I WAS THERE ID MAKE HIM BUY ME A MOCKING BIRD AND IF THAT MOCKING BIRD DONT SING IM GONNA MAKE HIM BUY ME A DIMAOND RING AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH "HUSH LITTLE BABY" IS OFF DA CHAIN MY MANG HAHAHAHAH DAWG CHECK OUT MY NEXT RHYME K YOU READY OK GO: DUDE DUDE IM SO FLY GOTTA FIX DAT CANCER OR ILL DIE OK SWEET ITS CONFIRMED IM THE NEXT WHITE TUPAC AKA NOTORIOUS B.I.G ANIME MASTER OF THE SEVEN SEAS HEY YO LEARN THE LORE BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A BORE DEAR GOD DEEZ ARE SOME SICK BEATS I BE DROPPIN' ON THA BEE'S KNEES LOL I GOTTA STOP BEFORE THE IRS AGENTS COME IN BREAKING DOWN MY TENT AND BE STEALIN' MY IDEAS TO MAKE A COUNTRY ALBUM OUT OF MY HIP-HOP LYRICS SO YEA IM OUTTA HERE K BYE MR FRENCH FRY.

 

[Airbrush_King]

Tupac and Notorious B.I.G go hard in the paint shawty what u thank!

 

[heytallman]

Backseat @zz smells like front yard gr@zz.

Brilliant.

 

[TM_icecream]

Where can I download your mixtape?

 

[Xyro77]

6 more days till MH3U

i wanna use a bow or something long range.

 

[RT]

Well shiiiiiiiiiiiii,

I was going to troll with bowgun but I guess you can use it.

I guess I'll use whatever then.

 

[heytallman]

Well there are bows and bowguns, so y'all can each do that. I'm probably gonna stick with hammers and switchaxes, but will also try out hunting horn.

 

[Xyro77]

Is a bow gun literally a gun that shoots bolts/arrows?

 

[RT]

Nah, I'll just use something else.

I'll figure it out on release day.

P4/Gea, advice plz.

 

[Tesh]

Xyro, if Dallas is too salty to run a tournament now, just make another HOBO please.

 

[Xyro77]

Rt, knowing that there are two types of projectile weapons, I'll use a bow and you use a bow gun. Fair?

 

[Xyro77]

Tesh, the problem is that it's not really a LSC anymore if people are pretty much going to Houston all the time. If by Friday denti doesn't have a thread up, I'll unleash plan B.

 

[Tesh]

We can still go to Dallas right before the championship. The next tournament's turnout is going to suffer if they can't confirm the date/venue with a month's notice.

 

[RT]

Rt, knowing that there are two types of projectile weapons, I'll use a bow and you use a bow gun. Fair?

Nah, you can do what you want.

I'm just going mess around in the game and find what I like.

 

[RT]

http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/13/40...mash-bros-brawl-online-isnt-exactly-thrilling

Tl;dr: Brawl is bad because defensive, Sakurai realizes this finally.

 

[Xyro77]

Remember, ive never played a MH game before so ALL the weapons seem cool to me. I just picked a bow because i like long range/defensive type styles or weapons. So go ahead and take bow or bow gun. ill find something else. is there like spear/lances? Where you STAB people but not throw (javelin?).

 

[Xyro77]

We can still go to Dallas right before the championship. The next tournament's turnout is going to suffer if they can't confirm the date/venue with a month's notice.

Thats the thing. According to FB, Denti is pretty much either done with smash or done with hosting. ALSM/Batou do not have venues that can be used to do the 2 LSC that are going to be held in Dallas. So instead of 6 events and 4 cities we will now how 4 events in 3 cities (assuming i dont do a hobo in between) so basically there is no need to do a LSC anymore. My plan B is to make it a "road to whobo" type of thing now (SA and tyler would still be a a part of this) and the "championships" will actually be .........well you can guess what major event im talking about.. None of this is certain yet because i want a confirmation from denti before i do anything.

 

[Tesh]

http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/13/40...mash-bros-brawl-online-isnt-exactly-thrilling

Tl;dr: Brawl is bad because defensive, Sakurai realizes this finally.

broken offense is a much safer risk than broken defense.

Anarchy Reigns was ruined simply because they made dodging too good.

edit: this actually sounds pretty horrible, he isn't acknowledging problems with defensive frame data or ledge invincibility/shield stun and whatnot. He is just agreeing with someone that said pros take the fun out of the game. Sounds more like he will prevent us from turning items off or playing 1v1.

 

[TM_icecream]

Please change thread title.

Denti will have it up by Friday, but he's really going through some tough crap right now, this will just add to his stress.
As his friend, I'll have to ask for a title change please.

Denti told me he'll have it up by Friday.

 

[Tesh]

Did he get that cool venue he showed us picture of?

I don't get why casuals want to ruin other people's fun. The beauty of smash bros is the endless options. If no one wants to play the way you want to play anymore, thats too bad.

 

[Tesh]

icecream chill out, normally xyro puts the next big tournament in the thread title. but we have no thread for the next big tournament, not everything is a personal attack on people

 

[-RedShadow]

He's talking more about personal issues, Tesh.

As in not smash related.

 

[Tesh]

the thread title doesnt say anything about personal issues...

 

[RT]

Flip, are you going to get Animal Crossing?

Name your town Hobo 12, so people can say they are going to Hobo 12? And if there is a competition in the game, they can say they won at Hobo 12?

You should get it and create the dream town of Hobo 12.