Please die.
Also, A Link to the Past is the best Zelda game imo. It has the best items, most epic dungeons, and the plot is straightforward and good.
Skyward Sword is my favorite 3D Zelda, mostly due to how relatable Zelda is in that game; Link and Zelda are basically best friends, and this is closest they have been in a Zelda game. I also liked the controls, although you revisit the same areas a lot, it was still fun to explore everything. Also, the side-quests were good too. I love the Ballad of the Goddess. I go to sleep with it sometimes.
Windwaker has the best epic ending to a Zelda imo. I liked the parry system, and exploring the whole Great Sea, going and exploring every island. Also, the story-plot was really good imo.
Majora's Mask has like the most interesting side-quests; well it's basically the most side-quest oriented of all the Zeldas. I love the idea of the way you could travel through time managing tasks of 3 days. Each day had something different to offer, and that's what I love about the series. Also , I love the Song of Healing. Seeing this trailer revitalized all the epic nostalgia I feel for this game:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=PqdwT2pKYzY&desktop_uri=/watch?v=PqdwT2pKYzY
^ Too bad it's fake, I was really hyped for that!
Twilight Princess is also one of my favorites (it's so hard to choose for favorite 3D Zelda!) as it had the one of the most interesting places to explore. Also, the boss battles were epic, including the final one. I also liked the whole transforming into a wolf idea. The places in the game were beautifully crafted, especially places like Hyrule town, the Hyrule castle, Zora's domain, etc. Riding and fighting on Epona was a great experience in the game as well.
Ocarina of Time was epic as well. The items were great, and having one of the most epic music for a Zelda game, mostly the Ocarina songs. It's like Twilight Princess, but of course with worse graphics (it should really be vice versa lol, Twilight Princess feels like an upgraded Ocarina of Time). Ocarina of Time also serves as pivotal place in the Zelda timeline, as the following stories are spread into three paths.
I haven't even touched the 2D Zeldas except A Link to the Past (it being my favorite of course!), but I'll stop right here for now. I love the Legend of Zelda series so much!
Also, the only Zelda games I haven't played are Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. I'll get down to playing them sometime in the future.