Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[CY]

RT is trained in the sacred ways of Street Fighter and Soul Calibur, with a dash of Smash Bros. He has the hand strength, most notably the thumb strength of a thousand men. His physicality is unmatched, desired by any man who lays eyes on him.

Don't get me started on the lusty women who desire his manhood. But RT is so devoted to the sacred art of training he has no time for these silly liabilities. That is how devoted Mr. RT is. The man men want to be, the boyfriend girls desire to have.

RT on the left, just look at that incredible hand strength meticulously trained through years of training day in and day out. A true work of art. The only way to attain that image: never touch alcohol or drugs. Your personal will power has to be through the roof. It literally has to SCARE you so you have no desire to EVER do it. Just a STRONG DESIRE TO TRAIN FOREVER and NOTHING else. You want fun and jokes? Sorry, not in this lifetime. Not if you have the will of a ****ing majestic champion. And who is this champion? It's Dave "Rockettrainer" Chen. The man said it best, the world is best fit for pigs or some **** like that. Whatever it is, it's the truth and it's the eventual light at the end of the tunnel.


Xanax plus high quality weed is one hell of a combo, btw. Jesus Christ. you ****ing anti drug ****ies can suck my **** like my hoezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[CY]

I once offered RT coffee at a tournament, he rejected it and took my cup of coffee and slammed it on the ground because it's a drug. That's how anti drug he is.

RT was once asked at a smashfest to buy alcohol because everyone else was underage. The thought alone infuriated him so much that he just left the smashfest, a rare occurrence as RT is a man of endurance. That is how devoted he is.

RT once saw a random stranger outside smoking a cigarette, so he proceeded to approach the man and took the cigarette out of his mouth and threw it on the ground and stomped it out. RT was so appalled at the thought of this horrific drug use.

Legend has it RT once had a horrific leg injury after he walked from his computer to the bathroom, quite a lengthy trek. He pulled his hamstring in the process and was in agonizing pain. His equally anti drug father sees RT in pain, and the THOUGHT alone that this amount of pain is releasing natural endorphins in RT's body ANGERS him. He then proceeds to kick RT out of the house and he's now living off the street across the library and spends his spare time hanging around there.

 

[Exce L]

So I was talking to Xyro today and i told him for Whobo 4 it will be hype if we can do a main event money match. Now Im willing to back Trela/Razer/Gnes/Illmatic over some of the players thats coming. I would like a response from all 4 of you on who all u can beat and if your down. Xyro has an announcement that he will make shortly regarding whobo 4 and Im sure alot more people will be attending after that announcement. That said lets get the HYPE ball rolling and let me know asap so we can get this money match party started!

I'll money match any top level mid tier main (preferably Shaky or Nick Riddle.. yeah, I consider ZSS mid tier).

-Illmatic

 

[Sky Pirate]

I do believe RT asked you to leave him out of your jokes, CY.

 

[CY]

I do believe RT asked you to leave him out of your jokes, CY.

damn that one hurt me, 2 point infraction for that? c'monnnnnnnnnnnnn. this is the Houston thread. but I'm okay with it. If RT had that big of a problem he can solve it on his own. A mod doesn't have to intervene, he has his own means to deal with it.

 

[Espy Rose]

Found videos of real deaths...........fml.

What, are you back in '99?

 

[Malice Chains]

Just watched avengers couple hours ago. That movie is not good and is only going to sell off hype alone. It's such a basic movie. Original xmen>avengers. I can't wait for dark knight

 

[Zori]

The movie prob won't be that great but this is the first time seeing a movie with the legendary waren lovely smith

 

[Fliphopper]

I'm down for a MM even tho I'm washed up

 

[Player-4]

http://www.facebook.com/events/297858373621552/

Buy your Avengers tickets For may 3rd for the midnight release NOW and meet Xyro @

AMC Gulf Pointe 30
11801 So. Sam Houston Pkwy E
Houston, TX 77089


http://www.fandango.com/marvelstheavengers_30154/movietimes?location=77505&date=5/3/2012

I just looked up where this is. 40 minutes F U Xyro u effin poop face

I'M OUT

 

[UTDZac]

I just looked up where this is. 40 minutes F U Xyro u effin poop face

I'M OUT

I'll watch it with you P4, assuming you come to Dallas this weekend

 

[RT]

I just looked up where this is. 40 minutes F U Xyro u effin poop face

I'M OUT

Wait, didn't he ask if that location was okay and no one said anything?

Derp.

 

[Player-4]

I'll watch it with you P4, assuming you come to Dallas this weekend

Yeah I'll be there

Wait, didn't he ask if that location was okay and no one said anything?

Derp.

Because he said it'd be half way between everyone, I assumed that'd be like 20ish minutes. Not 40, but I guess it's my fault for assuming, oh well.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

For Gnes/zori/pj is like 10-15min drive. For me it's about 40min as well. Don't be a wimp p4, just go.


Suspect, I'm like 99% sure this will be better than the first xmen.

 

[Malice Chains]

Well to me it isnt, all the stories have been shown in each individuals movie so its just pure (boring) action really

 

[sheikamaru]

Captain neck beard, tell me the story on how you came up with that name plzz

 

[UTDZac]

 

[Malice Chains]

Awesomenauts is fun, but it reminds me of LoL -_-

 

[CY]

Awesomenauts is fun, but it reminds me of LoL -_-

**** man, Dallas down 2-0 and it could easily be 2-0 Dallas winning. KD is too clutch in game 1...

I gotta keep the hope alive, hopefully Dirk comes up big like last playoffs. Also not having Tyson Chandler anymore hurts the Mavs but ah well.

edit: but in a way I won't be too disappointed if OKC wins, because I see them as one of the few teams that can actually beat the Heat. As long as the Heat lose I'm all good.

 

[Trela]

I'M OUT

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Trela, stop. You are banned from using pics/gigs until they get GOOD.

And suspect, how can you say the action in avengers is boring when there was next to no action in xmen.

 

[Player-4]

For Gnes/zori/pj is like 10-15min drive. For me it's about 40min as well. Don't be a wimp p4, just go.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

me and trela bought our tickets. leaf/tallman are buying theirs now too.


pj/gnes/zori get yo tickets or wait in line tomorrow

 

[Trela]

Hey Ojih/Kilik, are you guys interested in going to Kingsville this weekend? Me/Sync/Pj wanna go, too, but we need someone to, you know, take us there and all lol.

Who's up for driving (as fun as that sounds)?

 

[Sync.]

Trela, stop. You are banned from using pics/gigs until they get GOOD.

And suspect, how can you say the action in avengers is boring when there was next to no action in xmen.

Lol very true. Listen to this man young based Lucario.

 

[RT]

Hey Ojih/Kilik, are you guys interested in going to Kingsville this weekend? Me/Sync/Pj wanna go, too, but we need someone to, you know, take us there and all lol.

Who's up for driving (as fun as that sounds)?

It's a trap!

 

[Ojih~Sama]

i plan on going though i will need help with the gas money.....none of u have cars it seems

kilik said he has work so he most likely will not be able to attend

 

[Trela]

But of course!

And I didn't know he had work this weekend. I could of sworn that he didn't work weekends anymore from what I've heard.

 

[Tesh]

Just watched avengers couple hours ago. That movie is not good and is only going to sell off hype alone. It's such a basic movie. Original xmen>avengers. I can't wait for dark knight

Glad I'm not the only one who felt it was kind of weak. Especially the bad guy. He was sooooooooo lame.

 

[UltimateRazer]

**** man, Dallas down 2-0 and it could easily be 2-0 Dallas winning. KD is too clutch in game 1...

I gotta keep the hope alive, hopefully Dirk comes up big like last playoffs. Also not having Tyson Chandler anymore hurts the Mavs but ah well.

edit: but in a way I won't be too disappointed if OKC wins, because I see them as one of the few teams that can actually beat the Heat. As long as the Heat lose I'm all good.

F the Mavs. OKC or Spurs for West. Bulls for East though unlikely now. F the Heat.

 

[Espy Rose]

Does anyone like the Heat?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I heard The Heat was a decent gay bar.

 

[Zano]

Dang, I really hope I make it out to the kingsville tourney now, this is hype.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Only people who like the Heat are people from Miami and horrible gamblers.

 

[Zano]

i plan on going though i will need help with the gas money.....none of u have cars it seems

kilik said he has work so he most likely will not be able to attend

Pwii wants to go too, if there's an open spot still.

 

[Smoom77]

 

[heytallman]

Officially got my ticket for Avengers. Much hype.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Thanks trel/gene/pj for the movie night. We are prepared for tomorrows AVENGER date!

PLEASE BUY YOUR TICKETS now OR ELSE RISK THE CHANCE OF A LONG LINE/DIFFERENT AUDITORIUM.

Also, everybody PLEASE be at AMC 30 by 1030.

 

[Sinister Slush]

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

.........no