Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[heytallman]

Can we please keep this **** separate from Smash?

 

[pwiito]

WHOA CALMO DOWN little Wet-Back. Im gonna tell ya my life story so you can stop assuming, making incorrect posts and get back to bending tacos/mowin' my yard. Capiche?


My name is Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini

Im a 46 year old male(well, after my sex change) autistic savant( .gifs are my forte) who is also a recovering porn addict. I used to spend 36 of the 24 hours in a day looking at naked Chewbacca pics but have since moved on to smashboards in hopes i could find naked pics of Dojo(I WILL COMPLETE MY QUEST!). Im short(about 5' 9''), fat( 350Lbs), have 2 peg legs(world war 2 cost me greatly) and 1 eye(****ing vietnam). I recently became a single father after my wife was involved in a car accident on her way home from this booby bar called "bob's TaTas" down the street. But now, Its just me and my daughter(claire zair). We are currently living under a tree with a family of wombats in a vacant field. So thats why i asked for donations of diapers from the smashers and breast milk from yo mom(its pretty tasty btw) cause diapers/burrito flavored breast milk is hard to come by. So please stop being mean to me cause you aint been thru what ive been thru.

Spoiler

nah son, i can help u with life counseling tho, also + 1 dipper that could've been changed lol but u went on smashboards instead, bad father!

 

[Xyro77]

nah son, i can help u with life counseling tho, also + 1 dipper that could've been changed lol

go back to yo 3rd world rat hole of a country and learn the difference between a dipper and a diaper. Or do yall still **** in cloth?

 

[Player-4]

Lmfaoooo I love this thread again

 

[pwiito]

hey u know what i mean lol, ipad auto correct, diaper lol

 

[pwiito]

beh it keeps on doing it lol

 

[Xyro77]

hey u know what i mean lol, ipad auto correct, diaper lol

HOLY ****! Your that poor that you gotta walk to your local mall, find an Apple store, jump on an ipad and to respond to me? Dear lord..........

 

[Thebest1pj]

Heres an update for those who don't wanna read back.

Xyro **** on some folks

Ec got salty

xyro **** on them too

 

[Player-4]

hey u know what i mean lol, ipad auto correct, diaper lol

 

[Gnes]

I seriously love you all. This 8 hr work day is going by so fast lmaoooooo

 

[Fliphopper]

You're telling me LOL

 

[Sync.]

I'm already almost off thank you Allan

and I still **** in cloth

 

[Xyro77]

i gotta go to work at 5 so im sure ill miss the good stuff. but no worries, ill respond when i get to das house.

 

[BioDG]

LOL this thread

omg

 

[Xyro77]

you are welcome

 

[pwiito]

diaper count is +4-5.

xyro, pro tip:

also lol i got money, i could buy u some diapers, as long as u change em, i know claire looks like u, so it must be frustrating having to look at ur ugly face outside of a mirror, i think i understand now.

 

[Player-4]

Again with the diaper jokes...

That all you got bro?

 

[Fliphopper]

Again with the diaper jokes...

That all you got bro?

 

[pwiito]

who said anything about jokes lol, im telling this mug how to be a good father

 

[Fliphopper]

who said anything about jokes lol, im telling this mug how to be a **** father

 

[CY]

Xyro, you need to get off smashboards and buy some dippers, man.

 

[Xyro77]

who said anything about jokes lol, im telling this mug how to be a good father

Mr Mug says hi

 

[pwiito]

Hey im doing him a favor, i know xyro has always doubted his gender, claire is prob a guy imo, xyro is just obsessed gender change, i don't want xyro`s son to end up like this:

diapers count- 6

 

[Xyro77]

I'll brb in 20min(I gotta go get diapers) so please try to produce a worthy come back By then because your attacks on my 13 day old daughter are pretty pathetic/boring.

 

[Ojih~Sama]

ur getting ***** pwii

 

[pwiito]

I'll brb in 20min(I gotta go get diapers) so please try to produce a worthy come back By then because your attacks on my 13 day old daughter are pretty pathetic/boring.

oh word, aight lol, getting diapers is at least a step, i still don't get why ur still in the smash community when u have a child tho >> lol, u need to get ur priorities straightened

nah im not getting rapped, i don't got a child to take care of lmao, neither do i have to go buy diapers. im good and got a future, yup yup yup.

 

[Player-4]

Isn't getting married and having children everyone's future? Lmao

 

[Trela]

You're only wasting your time, Pwii.

I hope you realize that.

 

[Sync.]

Wow I guess this is why we're Fire Nation

 

[RT]

Rage rage rage.

 

[pwiito]

Isn't getting married and having children everyone's future? Lmao

yeah but when u don't even have money to buy baby supplies and rely on on donation is when it`s a terrible idea.

trela that was cold as **** lol, i shivered.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Yay broke baby daddy.

 

[RT]

Xyro didn't ask for charity, it was given to him freely because we're nice people.

 

[pwiito]

im talking about child support, but that`s nice too, if he`s off college and working then i judged hiim incorrectly except for the part when he still goes on smashboards with a 13 day old at hand, if not then, duh it was a terrible desicion lol, baby going get in the way of success.

 

[NAKAT]

damn, **** got real while i was asleep, well if it makes u happy xyro, ima just agree with everything u said so u can go to sleep and take care of that baby lulz, well i got a good joke, well it`s not rlly a joke, im just wondering if for every post xyro makes... he changed a dipper, maybe that baby wouldn't be lonely lol, son use them dippers up from sync`s sex salon, da **** are u doing here posting some mexican jokes lmao, getting gifs and everything.

tldr: be father instead of posting on smashboards all day, the smash community is already helping u with the diapers, but like wtf at use them lol, inb4 child support, but yeh

oh woops, i confused xyro`s life with a joke, *****h how old are uu anyways? if ur over 30, sir u need to go...lol

Also samus is free, 33rd all day baby, diapers all day baby, ridley Riddley all day!

oh u surpassed inui`s faggetry level? i hope ur lying for ur own good, for u have no idea what that is lol

Woke up, read this, *dead*

 

[pwiito]

sync is the nicest person i have ever seen.

 

[RT]

Little Xyro-ette will be playing Smash 6 with his dad THE GREEN LESBIAN as a teacher and mentor!

 

[Xyro77]

oh word, aight lol, getting diapers is at least a step, i still don't get why ur still in the smash community when u have a child tho >> lol, u need to get ur priorities straightened

nah im not getting rapped, i don't got a child to take care of lmao, neither do i have to go buy diapers. im good and got a future, yup yup yup.

yeah but when u don't even have money to buy baby supplies and rely on on donation is when it`s a terrible idea.

trela that was cold as **** lol, i shivered.

My wife is a nurse so technically I don't HAVE to work because she makes pretty damn good money but I do anyway(cause crushing illegals like you in Internet battles all day is boring). I only work at nite so that I can take care of my daughter(good father alert) while my wife works in the morning. This keeps my daughter out of daycare where she will get sick/get lice(good father alert: returns). The diaper money tournament was an out of no where idea brought to me by sync. Him and p4 had the idea and made it happen because here in tx we are family and we help each other out with all sorts of things.


So now that you are enlightened, where is the comeback? Don't tell me u b out of ideas.

 

[Suspect]

Isn't getting married and having children everyone's future? Lmao

naw, I dont believe in marriage and I def dont believe in babies, especially since the mexicans are already making enough

 

[NAKAT]

These Mexican jokes are corny and too original my dude.