Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Smoom77]

I'm so proud of myself. I timed out an Olimar on ladder with three stocks left!

 

[kittykitty]

mrowr

kitty wants to play

Pardon the fail.

Sup Haptic :D

 

[Thebest1pj]

wifi will be your downfall

 

[KRDsonic]

I watched a video of Xyro's samus in '09. Then I watched a video of his samus in '10. He got a LOT better since back then, never even noticed.

 

[AvoiD]

Xyro has potential to use any character and be good with him, he just chooses to use someone who doesn't have a chance at making money, for some reason I have no idea why.

And I'll let you know Thursday if I'll be able to Allan.

 

[Espy Rose]

Xyro has potential to use any character and be good with him, he just chooses to use someone who doesn't have a chance at making money, for some reason I have no idea why.

Everyone does this for almost every character for some certain reason or another.
I'm glad they do. Any game would be boring if everyone literally "played to win".

 

[Haptic]

Xyro has potential to use any character and be good with him, he just chooses to use someone who doesn't have a chance at making money, for some reason I have no idea why.

Do you WANT Brawl to be 100% MK?

 

[Player-4]

Do you WANT Brawl to be 100% MK?

I actually would, it's my favorite match up in the game.

 

[DallasPhat]

I actually would, it's my favorite match up in the game.

MM p4???
10MMplz

 

[Player-4]

MM p4???
10MMplz

I thought you didn't MM people tiers lower than you?

 

[DallasPhat]

I can make an exception.

 

[Player-4]

I think you've been exposed.

*quietly waits for Gnes*

 

[DallasPhat]

Nah tbh I'm not that big into MMing people unless its Razer/Dojo/Gnes.

 

[UTDZac]

He won't even MM me, that's like... free money.

 

[Player-4]

Lol then MMing make no sense

 

[Espy Rose]

HOBO 27 on September 4th?

Hmmm, September 5th be my birthday. Let's see what happens.

 

[QUIVO]

Why would you pass up free money?

 

[RT]

HOBO 27 on September 4th?

Hmmm, September 5th be my birthday. Let's see what happens.

You won't come...PROVE ME WRONG BY COMING.

 

[Trela]

RT, your Location description scares me.

 

[Kingdom Come]

RT, your Location description scares me.

You know, it's funny I was just thinking about what his "murderhouse" is like.......

 

[Espy Rose]

Why would you pass up free money?

Free money?
lol, I never win money when I go to Houston. I suck too much to place in the money. I lose to Diddy and Meta Knight all the time. It's humiliating.

Unless you meant...free birthday money!?

You won't come...PROVE ME WRONG BY COMING.

Hmmm...a valiant effort.
I'll still give it a go.

RT, your Location description scares me.

No it doesn't. You like it, you know you do.

 

[TheJerm]

Some say he killed his parents there o_o

 

[RT]

Sadly, only a select few understand the legend of the murderhouse...perhaps the legend will spread someday.

Jerm, you are not one of the select few. Therefore, you are not allowed to talk about it.

 

[QUIVO]

Nah, I wasn't talking to you Espy, I meant DallasPhat.

Also, I heard RT Murders people in a house there.

 

[TheJerm]

You dont have to understand a legend to spread a rumor

 

[Smoom77]

Murderers should be able to spell murderhouse.

 

[Espy Rose]

I...wow.

RT, you got handled.

 

[Kingdom Come]

Murderers should be able to spell murderhouse.

You know, I didn't notice that until you said it.

BTW I found my GC control wanna do AiB ladder?

 

[RT]

Dang, Smoom noticed first...I guess we're all too slow compared to him.

Even you Espy.

 

[Espy Rose]

I'm completely fine with that.

I'm still 9,248,346,012 laps ahead of him.

 

[RT]

You can't be ahead in laps and too slow. That's...just not possible.

 

[Smoom77]

Champ make the team and invite me and we'll do it!

 

[QUIVO]

He got a head start? Or maybe he was feeling bad and slowed down.

 

[Espy Rose]

You can't be ahead in laps and too slow. That's...just not possible.

See, I'm so fast that I lapped everyone that many times. Knowing that I'm eons ahead of him, I decided to nap.

Smoom starting running slightly faster.

Since I'm not moving, and he is, he's technically running faster than I am at the moment.
Ergo, while I may be slower at current, I'm still light years ahead of him.

 

[Kingdom Come]

Wait your talking AiB Dubz?

Cause if so, then ok!

 

[Smoom77]

How fast am I compared to everyone else?

 

[Kingdom Come]

Smoomy is already apart of the Spring Doubles Ladder

Let's get Singles goin.

 

[Smoom77]

-disbands old dubs team-

 

[Gnes]

what the ****? you stole that from me ******* and used it against me. it originated from my ****en body.

Nope that originated in 1994 when i colored on my moms couches and without anything to say I said "calm down". Now go and lose to blue characters.

MM p4???
10MMplz

I thought you didn't MM people tiers lower than you?

I think you've been exposed.

*quietly waits for Gnes*

LMAOOOOO....such a hard bait WHOOP
Andy getting exposed by noobie exposers

 

[Fliphopper]

Free money?
lol, I never win money when I go to Houston. I suck too much to place in the money. I lose to Fliphop and Gnes all the time. It's humiliating.
.

FIXED FOR TRUTH. Hobo 27 Hype

edit: Espy faces the Samboner Syndrome. Losing to Fliphop and Gnes at tournies.