Houston Melee Thread

[Noc]

jake how old are you

hey he's not the one that idolizes power ranger action figures

good stuff jake! does anyone have the bracket for this?

I would also like to see the last TYS bracket image.

 

[kailo34ce]

it was a master grade 1:60 scale gundam model =/

like 300 dollar action figure =(

oh noc. gg

money match me 3/5 ,3 dollar

 

[Noc]

it was a master grade 1:60 scale gundam model =/

like 300 dollar action figure =(

oh noc. gg

money match me 3/5 ,3 dollar

Heh I was kidding about the action figure, it looks cool.

Yeah, ggs we had a close set. I'm up for the MM. Maybe at the next TYS Feb 12th?

 

[kailo34ce]

hehehehehehe

=(

u have 0 chance of winning =\

and ok whenever

 

[Sybawave]

Jake's the same age as me. I think he's a few months older.

 

[kailo34ce]

idk how old anyone is..

melee makes people youthful and beautiful and alchohol does the opposite

and ur asian you all look either 16 or 40

and can i have a ride to this thingy please vonwave

 

[Noc]

Sorry if I offended you kailo. I don't want any negativity going around in our small houston melee community.

Speaking of small, let's keep making fun of von's wang.

 

[Jake13]

This page is full of win.

Kailo on the bright side I always knew it was a gundam!


... von has a small peenis

 

[kailo34ce]

ill make fun of it after he says he cant give me a ride.


until then i gotta pretend im his friend =o

right von?


smash 64 was pretty fun and melee is the best game ever...i hope they make another smash game one day

 

[Grinin]

ill make fun of it after he says he cant give me a ride.


until then i gotta pretend im his friend =o

right von?


smash 64 was pretty fun and melee is the best game ever...i hope they make another smash game one day

I heard they did a few years back, but it ended up sucking bawls.

 

[kailo34ce]

I heard they did a few years back, but it ended up sucking bawls.

oh that ninja turtle game? yeah it sucked..

 

[Sybawave]

He was talking about Brawl...

I might be able to give you a ride lol

I hate you Jake.

I'm going to kNOCk you out next time we meet Clay.

 

[Grinin]

Nah, pretty sure I was talking about ninja turtles. aren't they pretty much the same thing anyways?

 

[MT_]

While size may help I thought it was more about how you use it?

 

[Broly]

nope, my size is what keeps me going.

 

[C 2the loud]

nope, my size is what keeps me going.

Marth's sword? I agree 100%.

 

[DoH]

You have to be able to feel it before artistry becomes effective

 

[kailo34ce]

what if ur opponent just had a small hurtbox

 

[Sybawave]

Then that would just be better for you.

And oh ok xD yeah that game sucked but it wasn't really supposed to be a competitive game anyway. No one tried to turn it into a competitive one either unlike some games around here <.< >.>

 

[Jake13]

its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.

but when all you've got is a paddleboat you might have to abandon ship.


and just because you're wearing a lifejacket doesn't mean you're safe!


... von

 

[Xyro77]

i like my oatmeal lumpy

 

[kailo34ce]

im confused ,is the boat a penis?

cuz then why would you need a lifejacket....

but sex could be the ocean and the boat is the woman.... then u are the person on the boat...

but....

yeah....

then the size of the woman would matter more right >_>...

is a paddle boat a little girl cuz u should probably abandon that....

and....

now i know what the 13 at the end is for...

bye =|

 

[MT_]

THE LIFE JACKET IS A CONDOM DAWG!!!!!!!i

 

[kailo34ce]

i know and boats dont wear lifejackets


therefor jake is a pedo .

obv

 

[Sybawave]

Lmfao I love how Jake just rips off random song lyrics that seem to fit the conversation. But it still made no sense to anyone.

And the boat would have to have insurance to be safe if the boat is the penis.

 

[kailo34ce]

i would love to see von walk into a stand up routine for one of those lame *** homos who do observational comedy like dane cook and just ruin every joke and staring with his soulless azn eyes

 

[Sybawave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m3ASs0W8tM

 

[Velox]

brawl sucks

 

[The_Smash_Champ]

brawl sucks

 

[Velox]

brawl sucksbrawl sucks

 

[Teh SC]

brawl sucks

 

[Velox]

brawl sucksbrawl sux

 

[The_Smash_Champ]

brawl sucksbrawl sucks

 

[Velox]

Brawlabcdefg

 

[Teh SC]

Sucksbrawl sucks

 

[Velox]

it sucks it sucks it really really sucks

 

[The_Smash_Champ]

im on a falco

 

[valgar2900]

but foreal ....................................




























































brawl sucks

 

[Sybawave]

Dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life omg.

 

[Jake13]

You are the sperm, von I don't know of any songs that have those for lyrics and mt you rock.

Oh and btw, if there's grass on the field I'm playing