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[Heartless Prince Of Light]

I HAVE A STORY!!!!!!
:D

HERE IT COMES!

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Hello All! Zelda here, back to give you another exciting tidbit of my life! Recently, Ganondorf tried to kidnap me, Likewise, Bowser, who tried to kidnap Princess Peach, helped him, and tried to bring us both to captivity...Link and Mario came to help us and Link started raving on and on about how Sheik could kill them and blah-blah blah...

Link: Well, It's True!

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Meanwhile...

Peach: MAAAARIOOOOO!!!! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT WENCH, DAISY!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! GOODBYE, MARIO, MAY THE WINDS OF CHANCE BE SWEET TO YOUR UNFAIR BOSOM!
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After walking several miles, Peach and Zelda meet up.
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Zelda: Peach, you look mad...did Mario compare you to someone else?
Peach: Yes! I left him, oh, isn't that Link?
Zelda: And isn't that Mario?...Grr...Let's Get Them!
I Agree!
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Link: Zelda, come back, you're the one who's in the wrong, not me!

Mario: Peach-y! My Princessa, come back to me-a, please?!


~Zelda and Peach think for a moment before something goes wrong...~

Both Princesses: LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!

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After that, A horrible thing happened...

Mario Committed Suicide...

And Link...Got it from behind...

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Zelda: Glad that's over with...
Peach: We're free to do whatever we please...Like...
Both Princesses: STRIKE A POSE!!!

Zelda: Well, that about wraps it up for me, Until next time!

Peach: Bye, Bye!

 

[Ijustwanttofly]

That sure is a big gun Link's got there!

Hilarious story, as always.

Edit: just realized they've BOTH got big guns, lol.

 

[Dihan]

I have a few new ideas for screenshots. I'll try and get them done sometime.

 

[Airgemini]

And Link...Got it from behind...

Lol!!!
Awesome pictures.

 

[Naybewon]

If you do her side taunt and pause the game at the EXACT right moment:

^^^HOLYCRAP.

Spoiler

YES I made the wings. Please don't panic.

 

[IC3R]

Hehehe...oops...
D/P

-IC3R

 

[IC3R]

If you do her side taunt and pause the game at the EXACT right moment:

^^^HOLYCRAP.

That is so...effing...amazing...(As expected from Naybewon)

Is that what A_man13 meant by your "fairy"?

EDIT: NVM, found your fairy

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On a side note: are we allowed to do Snapshot requests?
If so, I have some good ones...



-IC3R

 

[Half-Split Soul]

If you do her side taunt and pause the game at the EXACT right moment:

^^^HOLYCRAP.

HOLYCRAP indeed.

Man I´m glad that this threat survived it´s near-death experience...

 

[Ijustwanttofly]

The following story grew to be longer than the Bridge of Eldin, so I have split it up. I prithee do not become discouraged by the hanging end that I have left with this first portion, and continue to look forward to the conclusion following a day's respite.




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Glorious greetings to one and all! I am Princess Zelda, continuing to bring my educational show to your screen until they cancel me! This episode’s topic will be fun and exciting ways to stay physically fit and healthy.

I have managed to again secure the appearance of a well-known special guest, in spite of the unfortunate ... erm, exit, of my previous guest. Please welcome The Fastest Thing Alive, the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog!

Thanks, Zelda! Glad to be here.

Sonic, I have been practicing my tumbling! I am so excited! I have heard that you are a legendary tumbler and that it is terribly fun and excellent exercise. It is truly an honour to secure your assistance with this subject.

I have even had one of my best dresses specially tailored to accommodate this occasion. Behold!

Whaa-oof!

You need more practice!

The surface was slick.

Here, curl your body up real tight ...

Like this?

Yes! Now jump up real high, and ... stick the landing!

I got it!

Good job! Try it again! This time, I’m going to spin you really fast!

Thank you, I ... whoa, whoa-wo-wo-wo-wo-w-w-w-w-w-w-WAHHH!

OOP!

C’mon, step it up!

I told you, the footing is frightfully treacherous. Have patience.

Lo! That ground just a few steps this way looks like it might provide quality trac-

No no no, there’s no time for that, you would take too long to walk there. Right here is fine.

Er ... may I be so bold as to inquire if you deign to speak to all ladies in this fashion? I would have reasoned that in your time with Amy, she might have-

Since you’re so bad at gymnastics, let’s try something else. Have you ever jumped on a trampoline?

... (sigh) ...

Here, I brought one. Just hop on with all your weight then leap as high as you can!

Very well, I shall ...

whoooOOOOOAAAA my goodness, I am five fathoms high! How do I land?!? Help! eeeeeEEEEE-BOOF!

By Naryu, my poor derriere. Ouch...

Remember kids, don’t do that like Zelda does!

Excuse me? Need I remind you whose show this is, Sir Hedgehog?

It’s a wonder anyone watches your show! You’re too slo-ow!

Is that so?!? If only I could gain stable footing, I would show thee what I can do. I shall proceed to the flat ground that thou distracted me from earlier.

I told you, don’t go down there. There’s a good reason. Sheesh, chicks.

Well. Then I shall take opportunity to demonstrate a technique that was drilled, nay, stomped into my head by another so-called chick magnet, by the name of Link.

Oof! Oh, that’s it, elf-chick! Now I’ll show you! You’ll see what a real athlete can – whoooaaaOOF!

I’m too slow? Nay. You’re too ugly. Kiss my tiara. As you are no longer contributing to the value of my show, I must ask you to leave. Thank you for your time.

A pity that matters came to such a conclusion. I know that he is an honourable hero. Well, it was his lack of chivalry, no fault of mine. At least with that unpleasantness out of the way, I may finally gain sure footing and demonstrate the remaining exercises I had prepared. Why was he so persistent in preventing me from venturing down there? I would take but a few seconds to climb down a distance no more than my own height, and he calls that a “good reason”?!? Hah. It is but a short drop...

 

[Arean]

I cant wait what shall happen next. I like the past entries though, they were more funny.

 

[stoneswithstand]

!!!!!!!!!
how do you do this?

EDIT
nevermind...im such a noob how do i delete posts...?

 

[blink777]

I have to disagree with Arean and say that that was my favourite of your little stories. Nice work.

 

[Arean]

I dont know.. sonic just doesnt appeal to me...

 

[Half-Split Soul]

You know that you´re a true artist when people start comparing your works to your previous ones...

To me, the story was good. Not the best IMO, but still excellent. Waiting for the next one!

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

That story rocked!

I'm sorry, but that was too funny, I laughed my head off with that one, the best yet, keep it up, buddy!

 

[Ijustwanttofly]

I’m too slow? Nay. You’re too ugly. Kiss my tiara. As you are no longer contributing to the value of my show, I must ask you to leave. Thank you for your time.

A pity that matters came to such a conclusion. I know that he is an honourable hero. Well, it was his lack of chivalry, no fault of mine. At least with that unpleasantness out of the way, I may finally gain sure footing and demonstrate the remaining exercises I had prepared. Why was he so persistent in preventing me from venturing down there? I would take but a few seconds to climb down a distance no more than my own height, and he calls that a “good reason”?!? Hah. It is but a short drop...

There, I - ... OHMYGRACIOUS!!!!!

GODDESSES I BESEECH THEE!!! SAVE ME FARORE!!! I SHALL FOREVER BE- AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

THE SPELL IS BROKEN!!! I AM TAKEN!!! EEEEEEEEEEEgoffmmpthgarferg-ug....

GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEET THY END, LIZARD! THOU HAST DONE THY LAST MISDEED! THOU HAST TAKEN THY LAST BREATH! THY WORLD SHALL BE TORN ASUNDER! ARMAGEDDON IS NIGH! HAST THOU ANY EARTHLY CLUE OF THE COST TO CLEANSETH DINO-SLOBBER FROM A FINE DRESS?!? SIXTY RUPEES! IT IS TRUE! SIXTY!!! I SHALL SMITE THY RUIN UPON THE MOUNTAIN FOR WHAT THOU HAST INFLICTED UPON ME! RETURNETH HITHER AND RECEIVE THY UPPANCE! RECEIVE IT!!!!!!

...

...

#*@&^#@*%&^#*&$%!!!

Pray pardoneth my French.

O Farore, why hast thou forsaken me?!? In my hour of need most desperate, thou-

!!!! THE CAMERAS! THEY STILL FUNCTION!

NAY!!! I AM SLIMED! REMOVETH THEM AT ONCE!

Nay, I didst not catch the foul beast. It is too swift upon its bloated feet. I shall yet destroy that villainous knave of a reptile.

Nay, I do not wish to talketh about it. And nay, I shall not provideth a conclusion. Nay. I care not. I only wishest to cleanse off this vile sticky slobber, and for that I shall returneth to my castle. Shutteth off thy cameras, or I shall set a flame to thy tape, and perhaps to thy self. I am serious. Shutteth them off. NOW.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Now That was a conclusion worthy of Zelda's fame!
XD
I loved it, keep it up!

 

[Arean]

WOW NOW I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID



that was awesome! No wonder sonic tried to stop her, Im loving it hahahaha... i remember the lines..

Dont you even dare, dinosaur

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Hello Everyone! It's Zelda, along with my crew of girls, Say hello, Girls!

Peach: Hello, All!
Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Samus: I'm not going to resort to something so degrading...

Zelda: Good Work, Daisy!
Daisy: Thank you, Zelda!
Samus: I'm beginning to wonder why we even came on this cruise...
Zelda: Hey, I think I see Something headed for the boat...Is that an Icebe--
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The Boat crashed into a checkered iceberg...
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All Girls: AAH!!
Zelda: Jump for It!
Peach: Wait For Me!
Daisy: Adventure Time!
Samus:**** it...It had to be princesses...why not Link?...oh...I forgot...
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Flashback...

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Afterwards...

Peach: Now what do we do?!?!
Daisy: Peach has a point...what do we do?
Samus: Follow me.
Zelda: Are you sure? ...It's better if I go on ahead...
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To Be Continued...
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All Credit( and I mean all! ) for these beautiful snapshots go to the illustrious and friendly Ijustwanttofly!

 

[Arean]

Lol, gotta love samus' attitude

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

You got that right!

 

[Oh Snap]

Samus got slapped :D

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Here are some more of my Zelda related snapshots.

Wolf just can't resist Zelda.

Ganondorf finally does it.

DK gets his new damsel.

Wario tries to escape...

...but his efforts were in vain. He must've done something to tick her off.

However, he just can't leave. He must really love Zelda or something.

Why did Zelda do it? Well, she felt Wario's gas...

...and his garlic breath. It's no wonder that she hates Wario so much.​

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

NU!!!
ZELDA!!!!
;-;
I R TEH SADNESS NAO...
;-;
oh well, it'll come off with Sixty Rupees, right?
XD
that was a classic from Ijustwanttofly

 

[Arean]

so true., I wanna see more pics, they are awesome

 

[PwnyRide]

Ohai.

Well i havent been around in yonks but i got a few more pics to post, most are just for the 'glamour' factor, theyd be better if my Wii wasnt all bodgy (wierd lines when i play games :S)

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a pale horse and her name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with her."

"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"

Much to rearn, young gwashoppah

You found a Morotbike! Set it to X, Y or Z and use it with A!

"The reward is cheese" (anyone who guesses the music artist reference gets 1 internet cookie.)

Who ya gonna call? Well obviously not Ghostbusters. I mean thats a movie, and Zelda isnt even real. Seriously, grow up. Sheesh.

'Dad i'm pregnant'
'THAT'S EASILY FIXED HONEY! UTERUS PUNNNNNNCH!'

After Zelda made a hand note using a Sharpie pen after taking up sponsorship, Zelda realised that she would in fact need new gloves. Sharpie, available from all newsagencies and leading retailers.

Nice hand positioning on the first, and nice ambience on the second.

A power addiction (WHICH WOULD HAVE LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER IF MY WII DIDNT SUCK COMPLETELY. I could photoshop them out but, yeahno.)

Bluemoon

'Okay, we'll film you, just act natural'

'Your face never saw the sights, the bright lights, the walls that always invite, get it right, no fright, you'll be there up all night...' - (another interent cookie for whoever can figure the reference)

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Beautiful Pics as always, PwnyRide.

 

[TimeSmash]

Just the one because my internet conection is slow. Looks okay?

 

[RoyalBlood]

Evil Zelda and her Servant Ike lol

 

[Oh Snap]

^Nice! That reminds me of this pic I took a while ago:

 

[Half-Split Soul]

Just look at Zelda´s hands...

Bluemoon

Truly beautiful picture, this one. Others were great too, but I like this the best. Second is "you found a motorbike!". Epic.


Also, excellent stories Ijustwanttofly and Heartless Prince Of Light. Very good!

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Thank you so much, you don't know how much that brightened up my day!
oh, I have an edited image of Zelda, don't know if you're interested...I made it today...it kind of sucks, in my opinion, but...have you ever wanted to see Zelda in a purple/scarlet/pink dress, with a pair of black boots and black hair topped off by a dark crown?

Here it is:

 

[Rikuo]

Awesome stories Ijustwanttofly and Heartless Prince Of Light! I love them both. Link takes it up the rear is epic, and I love the Zelda/Yoshi rivalry! I hope you both continue to entertain us with your terrific stories!

PwnyRide, its a shame about your Wii. Still, your pics rock! I saved a couple of them because I love a good Zelda glamour shot! I found the You found a Motorbike! one to be awesome as well. Makes me want to play Zelda in a Zelda game really bad, or at least reminded me of how badly I want her to be playable in the next one.

RoyalBlood, keep them coming! I like Zelda and Ike together, since they are the most fantasy looking characters in my opinion. I like the evil witch, Zelda, and her servant Ike photos. Really nice.

Mario and Sonic Guy, I like the first one with Zelda and Wolf. She almost looks like a space queen or empress about to get kidnapped or something. Great pictures. =)

Naybewon! Your Zelda with wings looks amazing. I hope to see more of your work!

Edit: Anyone I might have missed, keep them coming!

 

[CedricIzDead]

I'm not really a Zelda player, but I'm in training!!

Anyway, here are the Zelda Pics I have

Not a screenshot, but I like the pic anyway

I kinda tried to replicate the AMAZING picture from PwnyRide, and then made this variant also.

Farore's Wind

Zelda's Side Taunt - Unaltered, but looks as if it was. It's weird, in its way

Another Zelda Side taunt - with smashball-power-thingy

A Variant of Supersmashbro125's evil Zelda - from different angle

Zelda Up Taunt - with smash power, or whatever


Feel free to steal mine and use them for your own diabolical plans.

I absolutely LOVE the storylines - you guys are MUCH more imaginitive than the Peach boards! - especially Ijustwanttofly's

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

I edited some pics, hope you guys like!

*note, none are mine!*

This shot was so epic, I had to edit it!
But it came out sort of...doom-ish...what do you guys think?

She looks so cool in the second one, almost like Nayru...hm...I'm getting an Idea!
:D

Simply Epic and Beautiful!

I know this has nothing to do with Zelda...but...the princesses are pretty sneaky when it comes to Subspace Emissary... :D
I found it funny!
XD

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Awesome stories Ijustwanttofly and Heartless Prince Of Light! I love them both. Link takes it up the rear is epic, and I love the Zelda/Yoshi rivalry! I hope you both continue to entertain us with your terrific stories!

Aw...thank you so much! I couldn't have done it without Ijustwanttofly, though, he supplied me with the last pictures from my last story which I have titled: "The Rainbow Cruise Adventure Cruise Thing-a-ma-bob!"! I'm actually editing some pictures to make an original Story! Thank you for the support, truly!



~Forever the Zelda Fan, Heartless Prince Of Light~

 

[Half-Split Soul]

She looks so cool in the second one, almost like Nayru...hm...I'm getting an Idea!
:D

Do I see a hint of what´s going to happen in the future story? But anyways, that shade of green fits Zelda extremely well. If this was alternative colour I just might use it, as well as this one:

Zelda's Side Taunt - Unaltered, but looks as if it was. It's weird, in its way

Zelda Up Taunt - with smash power, or whatever


Feel free to steal mine and use them for your own diabolical plans.

Thank you very much! I´m taking these two to use in my sig/profile picture/something else, hopefully I can do some awesome stuff with them...

 

[Matux]

lol math looks still gay.

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

*fans self*

Snake is dumb to realize that Marth is actually a man. He only showed up to impress the ladies himself.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

I'll upload more pics after I come back from this graduation party I'm going to(I'm not graduation, my 8th grade friends are) , keep on being Zelda's personal photographers , All!

Thanks for the lovely comments!

~With love and hugs, heartless Prince Of Light, nyoro!~