Half Life: Full Life Consequences Mafia - Game Over - Who Won?

[Evil Eye]

my hands are shakin

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I kind of wish I WAS scum right now, because it would make this hilarious

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Dood mine too. Henry Freeman you will become president and I will become saver of humens and the pants will be alive and Gordon Freeman will be free of shaken hands!

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Also, for the record, the last time I heard someone willing to sacrifice a body part over a read, it didn't go well.

I still don't have pictures of Vult eating his damn foot.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Lynch glyph if scum?

Get gorf obv

noobs

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

If town***

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I swear get Gorf.
Like I said, y'all have time. Dun b r tarts

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Lynching the guy with a confirmed sanity cop claim with a semi confirmed absence of Godfather.

Yeah, lynch Gorf. All NKs have been to throw suspicion on me, and guess who comes with the case? Yup. Sure, my play supports it, but that's something I want to elaborate on postgame.
Anyway, you guys made a sure win into a 50/50, and I'm especially disappointed with EE here.

Shrug. Glhf.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Man if serious ill be SO MAD.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

More like SO GLAD because you effectively made the game winnable for scum.

Aka yourself. You glorious *******.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Bas tard. Goddamnit

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Of course Im ****ing serious, Im confirmed town!

Its goddamn EE who decided to go all "**** logic, Ill vote the confirmed town!" and then you hammering before town can really think about it and realize that the game WAS WON ALREADY.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Seriously lynch Gorf because he either is scum or the worst endgame town Ive ever experienced, in which case he deserves to lose, but that is OH SO UNLIKELY.

And I cant stress enough how retardedly naieve EE was wrt neighbors or whatever his reason was to vote me. What the hell, man?!

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

The games not won for scum theres 5 people unless like theres two scummies left and... No.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Xonar dead
Left: gorf, ee, glyph, washed
1 dies tonight
Left: gorf, ee, glyph
Thats lylo you tard

Bad attempt at making a town tell though. I mean, you even tried to incriminate me on flavor! When the two mafia flipped something totally different, and obviously have safeclaims!
Now youre trying to do that with Glyph.
Go guzzle gasoline.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

If you're town, you really are numba wan gaym throwa.

Ohwell, guns 'n' cameras, eh?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Lynch Gorf.
I'll post this as often as I can until you guys will.
Prepare.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Lynch Gorf.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Now with images!

Lynch. Gorf.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Lynch Gorf!

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Take it from this Dutch lass:

Lynch Gorf : D

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

**** i totally didnt mean to edit that >_>

welp

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I have to go now, but I'll be back to tell you guys to

lynch Gorf.

Yes, I'm serious about holding on to this. Because your endgame will probably be Glyph/EE/Gorf, which is the entire Xonar wagon, which is 2/3rd ****** town.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

lalalalalaal
lalalalalala
la la la
lynch gorf!

brought to you by: game winners

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I'm not going to, just to spite you for calling me ****** town

Just kidding maybe

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

EE is confirmed not scum.
Glyph is going to vote Gorf.
Gorf is going to vote Glyph.

EE will seal the deal. Thinking EE has this raging boner for Gorf for no apparent reason, there is no other way to convince him except by telling him that THAT GORF HAMMER WAS SCUMMY AS **** AND HIM WANTING ME DEAD LINES UP WITH GLOBAL GAME SET-UP.

I SWEAR GORF > GLYPH YA DAMN EE
ty

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

He's incriminating people for flavor when there's confirmed fakeclaims and stuff.

I MEAN, REALLY?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Now that I got your attention, EE (girls, snow... canada)

That hammer was the work of a scummer.

No well-thinking town would lynch someone who is CONFIRMED TOWN. This is the work of a scum who realized that by lynching [Gorf > Glyph] they would lose and thus quickhammered, just to make sure there's some chance left.

THERE IS NO TOWN INTENT WHAT SO EVER BEHIND THAT HAMMER. THERE IS NO WAY A TOWN WOULD DO THAT IN 1000 LIGHT YEARS. LYNCH.
GORF.

Alright I'm done.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I feel like I'm watching Old Yeller get rabies before he gets put down

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

shut up duder im helping you win the game, k?

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Oh no i'm totally with you. But its a bit...crazy in its delivery hahaha

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I don't care. Reading EE's post w.r.t Gorf, he REALLY needs a wake up call before he will even consider lynching Gorf. Me and Washed will be gone, you haven't read the game, you're his alternative option, Gorf is able to manipulate him outside the thread, has an overall having good standing with EE and EE seems to be dense on this. I doubt you could convince him when it's Gorf's word vs yours.

So I'm repeating it just to be sure. I mean, you both even voted for me. It's not weird that I don't trust him or you to win anymore at this point. Then again, you could just be a lazy guy who forgot to unvote, but EE... damn.

(y)

 

[th3kuzinator]

Votecount 5.1 - With 5 alive it take 3 to lynch!

Xonar [3] - Glyph, Evil Eye, Gorf
WashedLaundry [0]
Evil Eye [0]
DtJ Glyphmoney [1] - Xonar
Gorf [0]

Not Voting [1] - WashedLaundry

Xonar has been lynched! It is now twilight.

 

[th3kuzinator]

After being insulted all Day by a man John Freeman believed to be the Next Boss, one particular joke sent him over the edge.

John Freeman took out his missile launcher and fired it at the perpetrator only to reveal...

Spoiler

Xonar [Zombie Goast, Town Vanilla] has exploded!

Night 5 begins! Send in all actions by Saturday March 31st @ 11:59PM EST​

 

[th3kuzinator]

John Freeman was mad. Very mad. He was sure that the person he had lynched the Day earlier was the one behind the murders, but something still wasn't right and he could feel it in his pants. And arms.

That Night he had huge trouble sleeping. Everything he would close his eyes he would see floating zombie goasts telling him that he would become one of them.

What had he done?!







...







*crash*

John Freeman quickly jumped out of his office lab coat to see what could just possible have made that noise. Stumbling into his office he tragically found that...

Spoiler

WashedLaundry [Henry Freeman, Town Cop] has been murdered during the Night!

Day 6 Begins! With 3 alive it take 2 to lynch!

Votecount 6.0
Evil Eye [0]
Glyph [0]
Gorf [0]

Not Voting [3] - Evil Eye, Glyph, Gorf

Deadline has been set for Tuesday April 10th @ 11:59PM EST​

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

10s

 

[Evil Eye]

Henry Freeman noooo

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Vote: Glyph

Why bother elongate it.

 

[Evil Eye]

Vote: Glyph

Works for me.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Tell me you weren't indy.