Got mad Puns?

[Mike G]

In this thread, we post puns. It can be a picture, quote, whatever.


I'll start


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


I threw salt on the table during dinner. Said, "I just assaulted the table."

 

[Zwarm]

I have a fear of hurdles... Then I got over it.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Why is Hazama so needy? His parents never gave him enough Hotenjin.

Why are Seth's Sonic Booms so cheap? Because they're free of charge.

Why doesn't Seth like his Ultra I? Makes his stomach turn.

Why doesn't anyone know about Ryu sleeping with Vega players? Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

 

[o-Serin-o]

I bought alot of clocks. Now I have alot of time on my hand.

:/

 

[Mike G]

Why is Hazama so needy? His parents never gave him enough Hotenjin.

Why are Seth's Sonic Booms so cheap? Because they're free of charge.

Why doesn't Seth like his Ultra I? Makes his stomach turn.

Why doesn't anyone know about Ryu sleeping with Vega players? Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

hehe

to counter(not a pun but pri funny)

Why do people fear Ricky Ortiz at the arcade?

Spoiler

They heard he would beat off anyone hogging the cabinet.

Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a resturant?
Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen.

Ryu speaking "of course I don't want to have sex with Sakura, but HADOKEN anytime"

 

[Laijin]

brb Getting Vist the Pun Master in here

 

[Mike G]

Why do Cody and Adon beef so much?

Spoiler

Because they're Alpha males

Why are SF players annoying on facebook?

Spoiler

They will poke you ALL DAY

 

[Mike G]

Prostitutes are buy sexual.

 

[vZakat]

You shouldn't lie to a x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

 

[AfroQT]

ah man some of these are painful we need to get seibrik in here.

 

[Laijin]

What do you Guile and Sakura have in common?

Spoiler

They both have flat tops

What is chun-li such a bad driver?

Spoiler

Shes a woman

Why will Guile never reach his full potential?

Spoiler

He's always holding back

What did Balrog think he had an automatic win against Zangief?

Spoiler

He heard Zangief was gonna throw the entire match

 

[Xyless]

Time flies like an arrow
And fruit flies like a banana

What did the boiling egg say to the water?

Spoiler

It'll be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick.

How do you get an 80 year old woman to yell ****?

Spoiler

You get another 80 year old woman to yell BINGO!

Why did the tomato blush?

Spoiler

Because it saw the salad dressing!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Spoiler

HAAAAAAH HAHA

Why did the algae and the fungus get married?

Spoiler

They took a lichen to each other!

 

[Vist]

looool

I've seen a bunch of these as part of the lame pun racoon pics

anyway



What do they call Silent Spectre once he is knocked out of a tournament?

Spoiler

Silent Spectator

 

[Mike G]

We have a new challenger!

I've heard that one before but it's great!


MOAR!

 

[~Twitch~]

i have a couple jokes in my head right now and they have to do with m2 but i'm not sure how to make them into puns.

:/

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX38mGW30xU

/thread

 

[Mike G]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX38mGW30xU

/thread

hahaha should have posted "inb4PunsyMckale" in the OP lol

 

[~Twitch~]

mario's plunger makes all the **** go down.

 

[Sensei Seibrik]

some say im pretty punny...



im not gona post any i've done in the past, that feels tacky, i'll just post up as they happen throughout my days



expect multiple ones a week

 

[TheReflexWonder]

I like this thread idea. A good pun is its own reword.

 

[Xyless]

Reflex once told me 10 puns to make me feel better
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

[Mike G]

how did link win the basketball game?

Spoiler

he used his hookshot!

 

[Mike G]

mario's plunger makes all the **** go down.

not a pun but....



Q. Why did Princess Peach schedule an appointment with Dr. Mario?

Spoiler

A. To get her plumbing checked out!

 

[~Twitch~]

not a pun but....

ehh, it was word play enough for me.

 

[Mike G]

no no, I meant my joke

yours was actually a pun lol


I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!

 

[vZakat]

I forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

They say a boiled egg in the morning is pretty hard to beat.

 

[Mike G]

i forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

They say a boiled egg in the morning is pretty hard to beat.

<333333333333

 

[~Twitch~]

diddy's naners are trippin'!

 

[Mike G]

nice one


I'll try and make up some fresh ones this week

 

[-ACE-]

If a sexy lady manages to resist Ganon's charm, he often has to tryforce.

 

[Sunnysunny]

Baha. I've gotta keep an eye on this thread man. Puns are an underrated form of comedy~! <3

All character slots in brawl should be metaknight.

Spoiler

That way nobody sheds a tier.

 

[-ACE-]

I'm honored to be in your presence, Sir Lancelot. This is the first time I've metaknight.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Ace, you win.

 

[Mike G]

I'm honored to be in your presence, Sir Lancelot. This is the first time I've metaknight.

Pun of the year.

 

[BBQ°]

that was the WORST PUN EVER LOL

 

[-ACE-]

that was the WORST PUN EVER LOL

ROFL I know. I liked the triforce one better haha

I must warn, I can be even worse...

Ken: Ryu, you're Japanese, which hybrid car is the best?
Ryu: You would be a fool not to get an E. Honda.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Why does Zelda love Street Fighter?
It's got a bunch of hard Links.

 

[Purple]

Why does Zelda love Street Fighter?
It's got a bunch of hard Links.

. . . . . .

wow.

+rep

 

[Laijin]

Why does Zelda love Street Fighter?
It's got a bunch of hard Links.

..........

 

[TheReflexWonder]

The power went out while I was in class today...All the students were delighted.