Girls should just close the toilet seat

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

It's either my bad aim or this

I really don't know why when I pee it sprays all over

Then my parents complain and I'm all like

That's absolutely disgusting.

 

[Teran]

Toilet blog, there is no limit to how low we can sink here!

Oh and I never lift the lid up, because that takes effort. I mean really, after like the age of about 5 you should be able to aim fine.

What can I say, I'm adept when it comes to controlling man parts.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Looks like this is a rather crappy thread!

 

[§witch]

Toilet blog, there is no limit to how low we can sink here!

Oh and I never lift the lid up, because that takes effort. I mean really, after like the age of about 5 you should be able to aim fine.

What can I say, I'm adept when it comes to controlling man parts.

You can't truly know something until you've explored it with your mouth.

 

[~automatic]

If being courteous is such a problem why don't you just go in the sink?

You avoid the whole toilet drama and you get to be a slob while you're at it.

 

[Deleted member]

You put the seat up, you put it back down. Besides, if there's an emergency on either end, it's a lot easier to use when it's down then when it's up. I mean, you can't fall into the toilet when the seat's down, but you might have a mess to clean up, but it's better than falling into the toilet if there's an emergency isn't it? But really this is just stupidity on both ends imo. If it's that much of an issue use a different bathroom, most houses have more than one bathroom these days.

 

[VodkaHaze]

I don't lift the seat up. I keep it down, since my accuracy is usually very good, except when I'm hard.

Looks like this is a rather crappy thread!

I....don get it! jk

 

[Jonas]

Modern men have no chivalry anymore.

Hey, they wanted equal rights.

 

[Mizar]

Hey, they wanted equal rights.

Female emancipation is going a bit too far nowadays anyway.

 

[Bassoonist]

It's true, falling into the toilet is pretty stupid. I always look. But I guess some don't? That's weird to me, but I'm just a cautious person before sitting down.. Probably because I remember kids being mean to each other back in school and pulling out the seat behind another before they set down... in band... o_O (Not a good place to do that!)

But just to put this out there, most home toilets have a lid, and I think the best place to keep it is with the lid down. Then everybody has to do work, nobody falls in, and nobody gets angry. It's a neutral position. =P

 

[Pikaville]

I don't lift the seat up because I can aim with sniper like precision.

Protip: If you have a boner and need to piss, then sit on the toilet the wrong way around and point down.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Protip: If you have a boner and need to piss, then sit on the toilet the wrong way around a point down.

Sit on the toilet the wrong way around a point down what?

 

[Pikaville]

Terribly sorry my old chum.

It seems I have made one of my customary typos.....hmmmmm yes.

I meant to say "and point down" mmmmmm quite.

 

[-_skinny_-]

I don't lift the seat up because I can aim with sniper like precision.

Protip: If you have a boner and need to piss, then sit on the toilet the wrong way around and point down.

lol morning wood xD

 

[mzink*]

I don't lift the seat up because I can aim with sniper like precision.

Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

 

[Darkshadow7827]

I never knew what the rational was behind putting the seat down. People actually fall in the toilet or at least deep enough for the water to touch their ***? ... Man, do they go in the dark or suttin? Anyway, interesting read. I killed some time haha.

Also, I typically put everything down in my apt, even though it's a studio. My studio is small and so is the bathroom. Thus, I have toiletries such as q-tips, combs, deodorant, and such on a rack above the back part of the toilet. I can't afford to have airborne particles landing on my q-tips, which may or may not lead to E. coli in mah ear > perhaps leading to my hypothetical 1st ear infection... Or maybe being in the medical field just makes me paranoid.

 

[pennylessz]

Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

What about scouter droids?