Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

(all the shadows melt)

noooo!!! YOU FOOL! destroying the magic sharpie destroyed all of it's creations a... !?!

(i melt because apparently i was drawn by the magic sharpie back when it could draw in color)

I'M MELLLLLTTTTTIIIIING! OOOOOHHHHH WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT AAAAA WWWWWOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(comes back to life as the remains of the magic sharpie, repairs self and floats away)

 

[Blargy]

*Grabs the sharpie*

Hmmmm i should store this away

*puts up a high energy field around the sharpie and puts it inside a box and then puts a energy field around that also*

 

[UberMario]

*Does absolutely nothing, menacingly*

 

[smashfan666]

*draws myself a machine gun arm, destroys force field, dissolves machine gun arm, floats into the dimension where the magic sharpie was created... INKWORLD! a white colored space where everything looks like it's drawn in markers of several... wait... i didn't know i wrote down 10 MORE PAGES of this dribble!!! heck, i'm not reading THIS!*

(floats away to a pedestal i lock myself in)

alright, you get the idea...

(shadow users appear)

so anyway, shadows attack, blah blah blah blah blah....

(shadow users attack all of them, along with a whole bunch of ink slimes)

 

[Rukako]

Me (To Shadow Ruka#1) : So now I have two shadows now?

Shadow #1: Apparently so... *Shadow #1 loads up a revolver with white-out bullets, and hands it to me, then loads up another one* Or would you prefer the lazers?

*I set up a few beach chairs, sit in one, and have the revolver ready in my hands* Only if No. 2 Comes near, mkay? We're in a different dimension of course.

 

[smashfan666]

*all shadows merge to create... FRANKENBLOB!!! a shadow of all users that looks like it was put together in a frankenstein-like fashion who can use all their attacks*

and before i forget...

*draws a rather large ink slime, named... INK SLIME KING!!! a giant ink slime*

INK SLIME KING! FRANKENBLOB! ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *frankenblob starts twirling Blargy's gun while firing, and the ink slime king barfs ink allover you ALL!!!*

 

[UberMario]

*Drives over smashfan666*

 

[Tacel]

*Pulls out magnum*
*Aims at UberMario's heart*
*Pulls trigger*
*Flag comes out that says, "BAM"*
What?!
*Pulls trigger again*
*Flag shoots trough SmashFan666's skull*

 

[UberMario]

*Greets a fellow forum gamer I haven't heard from in ages that just tried to kill me*

 

[Tacel]

Oh hey...
*Reaches for dagger*
*Throws dagger at the twitching SmashFan666*

 

[UberMario]

*Kicks smashfan while he's down*

 

[Tacel]

*Nudges SmashFan666 off cliff with foot*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww capoot.

 

[Rukako]

....I think now may be the time. *Shadow Ruka and I go and put on some sunglasses, and travel back to the dimentsion where the battle is, and travels back to ours in time to avoid the ink wave.*

Shadow: That was too close...

Agreed...Shall we waste time for now until it's clear? *I put on the same labcoat and hat as Shadow Ruka, and we start jumping around like maniacs*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

*walks in* Wow, I haven't been here in forever...let's see if I can brush up on my skills .

*claps merrily saying "WHA-HA-HA-HA" and mountains crumple all over, crushing everyone*

Yeah, I still got it .

 

[smashfan666]

*eye twitches*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

*rips off magic sharpie DISGUISE... and reveals my true form to be similar to... ROLF!!!*

NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU REBUFF THE TURNIP OF TURMOIL WHEN YOU FACE SMASHFAN'S APPEARANCE!

SMASHFAN WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*starts plowing through everyone like they were remains of a broken pigpen, and bends everyone's body parts into places they should not be bent into!*

SMASHFAN WILL RELEASE HIS RAGE NOW!!!

*beats everyone mercilessly with a stick*

*searches around humming, finally stops at rukako*

hello...

(put's on the hat of discipline)

make no sudden attempts to run, shadow-whisperer rukako girl...

(beats rukako with the hat of discipline)

all is forgiven...

 

[UberMario]

Then I shall use your turnips on my bread of evil coated in the mustard of your doom made with non-organic craziness to force you to eat with nachoes of despair!

 

[Rukako]

*Gets slapped with the hat*

Uhhh...okay, then. But, I will have my revenge...the feminine way. *Backhand slaps Smashfan with great force*

Shadow: Wow, go non-shadow me! : D

 

[smashfan666]

hoho! i see rukako girl is to a professional in the shepards customary salute!

*Pokes 3 times in the head, slaps the back of the head 3 times, then kicks in the back*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Hm. That was really...Girly. Time for me to step it up a notch.

GANT IS GETTING ANNGRRRYY!!!

*Shoots thunderbolts out from his hands and kills everyone*

>_> I sure hope I don't get put on trial for this .

 

[smashfan666]

you taunt smashfan's turnip, ninja-the-nick boy!

*strangles NKN*

DO NOT ENTICE THE RAGE OF SMASHFAN, MUST I SPELL IT?!

 

[UberMario]

*Entices the rage of smashfan*

 

[Rukako]

Shadow: Oi! Why did the non-shadow me have to die, when she's feminine in the first place? *Shadow revives me*

Correction...We still need to undergo...THE BODY-ALTERING OPERATION!!

Shadow: Oh...yes...that's right...hehe.... *Shadow grins evilly as she grabs me from behind, and locks her arm around my neck, almost choking me. She goes up to a sci-fi looking door, enters a code into it, and opens it. She then announces something.*

Shadow: Tonight, I'll perform an experiment, where I will be both, experimentor and experimentee! If all will want to watch, then I suggest that you head to the 9th bottom floor of my secret base, if you can get through my security system, that is...hehe...You could also try to save the non-shadow me, that is, if you want me to not undergo the procedure...

No...don't even do it...I shouldn't have said it...I don't wanna be used for the experiment...

Shadow: But it will make you what you want to become...

Don't say another word... *I'm knocked out then, by my shadow, who laughs evilly, and then goes inside the secret base.*

 

[RetroAntonio]

...I never wanted to unleash this...


*releases Kanker Sisters*

Tear...wah.

 

[smashfan666]

*tangles Kankers, and the Police, and the REAL rolf, all into a big yarnball shape*

you tickle smashfan's radish... >:D

 

[Blargy]

*teleports next to shadow rukako*

Hmm interesting can i watch?

 

[UberMario]

*Pulls out popcorn from offscreen*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hmm. Well. That's it. *kicks smashfan in the nuts*

 

[UberMario]

*Eats more popcorn*

 

[smashfan666]

*bites retroantonio, then throws ubermario into him*

you are stubborn like an ingrown back hair!

 

[UberMario]

*Mocks Rolf by saying "And you are as abnormal as the pig that can yodel in French!"*

 

[smashfan666]

*punches ubermario in teh face*

FOOL! Has your think-box collapsed?!

*swings ubermario round-n'-round bunch of times*

Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft!

 

[mars16]

NEWCOMER

mars16 enters the battle with a triple flip over smashfan666 head then does a double kick to his face knocking him upward, then jumps and meteor punches him to the ground.

Nice one

 

[smashfan666]

(from in the dirt) (grunt) never again shall smashfan leave house keys in his trouser pockets...

*breaks out, LOUD YELL!!!*

a dog has raised it's hind-leg on the age of nevermore!

heed smashfan... do not be involved in the anger of smashfan, lest your pomegranates shrivel in the cold of the dark sea!

 

[mars16]

Your speech does not scare me as I am a trained ninja from the land of ???
I came to challenge the supposed best of the best.

FIGHT ME

 

[smashfan666]

*lifts up sleeve, huge muscles*

(incoherent speech as i smack mars16's face into his brain)

(lifts tractor, ready to smack mars16 with it)

MAY THE FLEAS FROM YOUR COWS INFLAME YOUR RHUBARB!!!

(incoherent yellling as i smack mars16 into the ground with the tractor)

 

[Blargy]

Hey mars you may be a ninja but you will need more then that to beat me

*Teleports next to him and makes a sword appear out of no where*

Lets see what you got?

*Swings towards mars*

 

[mars16]

mars16 dodges Blargy's sword then Roundhouses him out the way.

(I'm coming for you smashfan666)

mars16 Nee's him in the stomach then karate chops him in the back of the neck then piledrives him.

Then jumps away wiating for an attack.

 

[Rukako]

MEANWHILE, IN THE SECRET BASE....

*There is a metal flooring, red fabric wall hangings with a gold pattern on them, and green smoke on the bottom floor of the high-tech secret base. Rukako lies atop a big metal table, unconcious, with a...Giant saw and drill over her body?! And Shadow Rukako is laughing evilly, as always, at the moment, a purple aura surounding her.*

Shadow: Ahahah, nobody can save us from the operation...even if it will make us what we want to become, yet life threatening!!

*Blargy transports here, asks his question, then transports away*

Shadow: Uhh....yeah, but it'll be...a bit bloody, and...uhh...very....vile. O O;;

 

[smashfan666]

SHADOW!!!

*is in the room of the secret base*

MAY YOUR NOSE FESTER WITH THE RAGE OF OLIVES!

*sprays shadow rukako with something that's not water, shadow melts*

back to fighting!

*rides a cow that immediately tramples over blargy*

 

[Blargy]

*Teleports back and makes Shadow Rukako appear again*

sorry about that carry on this is interesting >:D