Forum Fight!!!!

[Blargy]

*Makes shield appears*

I myself have powers lets see whos more powerful

*Burns the hammer and redirects all the hammers at Retro*

 

[smashfan666]

gimme one a' those!!! (grabs a hammer)

MSVOUE: "i'm gonna need one of those, too"

(he grabs one, too)

*we both realize that they're on fire, we start tossing them around from one hand to the other*

both of us: "HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!"

 

[Rukako]

*Comes back, drying hair with a towel. Notices a hammer falling, and looks up, dropping towel.* Ahh!! Shield, shield!! *Shoots head once again with gun-evoker and casts a shield on self*

And also... *Uses evoker once again*

Mabufula!!

*Smashfan and MSVOUE both are frozen from the ice attack*

 

[smashfan666]

MSVOUE: "can't... move..."

*breaks self out of the ice*

hang on!

*breaks the metrosexual villain of ultimate evil out of the ice as well*

MSVOUE: "that's better"

*eats a million more vacuum shrooms, remembering to chew*

MSVOUE: "what are you doi... ?!"

HWAAAAAAAAAARF!!!!!!!!

*inhales Rukako, Exdeath, Blargy, Boy, Robot, Mysterious young magic-using girl, Metrosexual villain of ultimate evil, Stinkomanfan, The mysterious powerful ally who follows you around but doesn't join your group, & at least a million lvl 1 bunny rabbits*

 

[Blargy]

*teleports out*

gah man how many times must you suck me in

*teleports farther away and makes a sniper rifle appear*

hmmmmm I wonder how many times I can hit you guys with 1,000,000,000 bullets?

*makes hundreds of guns appear and point them at smashfan stomach and fires all of them at once*

Good Luck with this >:D

 

[smashfan666]

*eats bullets, regurgitates them at blargy*

i will now eat the magic hamburger of ultimate power!!!

*eats magic hamburger, chewing it until the bits are microscopic, i gain ultimate power*

SUMMONS FORM!!!

AAAGH!!!! there it is!

*the giant flat manta from mario sunshine appears, covering half the thread in electric goop, then going after blargy*

(evil laughter) my manta has trapped you in an inescapable arena of electrical slime, which will now devour you and shock you!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RetroAntonio]

AH! I must eat it! *nomnomnonm*

 

[smashfan666]

*inhales RetroAntonio before he can eat the manta*

MANTA! ATTACK!!!

*manta chases after blargy*

 

[Blargy]

Ahhhhh

*points all guns at manta*

FIRE!!!

 

[SoldierRift]

Hey everyone im back!!!!!!!!!!!

*trips on rock*

*dies*

 

[UberMario]

*Rides Orca into the side of the Manta, causing an explosion that sends everyone to the moon*

 

[SoldierRift]

*lands on moon*

*still dead*

Whats this the moon is actually from majora's mask!

Its trying to crash into the town NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*inhales the moon, and soldierrift*

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*is inhaling everything*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Hm...I'll settle this like a real man should .

*Sues smashfan666 for copyirghting Kirby*

 

[smashfan666]

*puts a patent on it and Nick loses the lawsuit*

TAKE THAT!

lol, had to make the phoenix wright reference

*continues inhaling everything*

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

>_> Hmm...*Gets a giant pacifier and sticks in in his mouth to prevent him from inhaling*

YEAH! SUCK ON THAT!!!

Spoiler

No, not Gant's organ!!

 

[Blargy]

*Gets a tactical nuke*

*shoots it at nick*

*teleports away*

 

[smashfan666]

*bites into pacifier and inhales it's remains*

have you no respect for one's dignity?!

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*inhales Ninja Kirby Nick*

 

[Blargy]

Uhhhh smashfan look behind you......

*points*

you kinda swallowed my target that my nuke was heading to.........

 

[smashfan666]

*swallows nuke*

okay, your turn!

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*inhales Blargy*

 

[Blargy]

*Teleports out*

STOP DOING THAT!!!!

*makes tons of super glue fall onto smashfan*

 

[smashfan666]

*inhales super glue, steals Blargy's teleportation powers*

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*inhales Blargy*

heh, your only hope was your teleportation powers, and without that, you're screwed.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Kay-o...I'm inside smashfan's mouth. Hmm...time for explosions.

*sends out fireworks*

 

[UberMario]

*smashfan becomes particalized once the nuke explodes, causing a magnitude 9000 earthquake that is felt in Corneria, thus sending Star Fox into this fight for no apparent reason*

 

[smashfan666]

*swallows RetroAntonio, and everyone else along with him, spits out nuke*

PTUI!!!

 

[UberMario]

*Realizes that it's physically impossible for smashfan to alter time and divides by zero*

 

[smashfan666]

*is immune to the powers of divide by zero*

(tauntingly) teehee! that tickled!

HWAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!

*inhales ubermario*

 

[Blargy]

I can bend space and time i just realign my particles to get places and also you swallowed my clone....

*sends in a army of clones*

 

[SoldierRift]

*is dead inside smashfans stomach*

Who will save me?

 

[smashfan666]

random emoglobin: "GLOBIN!"

soldierrift: "an... emoglobin???"

emoglobin: "yes, O green-ish garbed visitor, i shall save you from tragic-ish globin!"

*emoglobin tries something, nothing happens*

emoglobin: "oh globin... O how i long to have arm-ish and leg-ish sprouting so that i may rescue you... but i will instead have to provide a globin to this random-ish video for your enjoyment until you globin"

 

[RetroAntonio]

I loved the video! I suddenly have Kirby powers! *inhales smashfan*

 

[smashfan666]

[zaps retro]

do you dare claim that you can outsmashfan ME?

Spoiler

i finaly have internet channel! it was surprisingly affordable, and i'm using it right now!

 

[pickle962]

I then throw grenades everywhere.

 

[smashfan666]

*inhales retro, & pickle962*

and now a random revelation!

(holds up a golden sharpie)

this... is my magic sharpie! when i draw something with this, it comes to life instantly, (though pitch black as the ink itself) like this!

*draws rukako with the sharpie, filling in all the blank spots, which then comes to life*

and viola! say hello to shadow rukako!

*also draws soldierrift, blargy, retro, and myself*

shadow soldierrift, shadow retroantonio, shadow blargy, and shadow smashfan666!

*sends them all to attack blargy (and all of his clones)*

oh, almost forgot... and when i draw someONE with it, they get all the powers of the original, albeit 10 TIMES AS POWERFUL!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

 

[Blargy]

Oh crap.....well....



*teleports the magic sharpie to me and draws smashfan and sends him to the other shadows to suck them up*

 

[smashfan666]

uh... i stole your teleporting powers... oh well (takes all of Blargy's powers, NOT COPY! TAKE!)

and by the way... the magic sharpie is GOLD!!! you've got BRONZE!!! the FAKE-OUT!!!

(draws a rocket launcher)

SAYONARA!!! (shoots at Blargy, the rocket explodes upon contact, covering most of the thread in ink blots, which then form into ink slimes, which then go after blargy)

 

[Blargy]

If you read back a bit you stole my clones power

but this time you got me ****

*runs and jumps into a nuclear plant*

I SHALL GET A NEW POWER!

 

[smashfan666]

*eats everything hazardous or otherwise in the plant... plutonium, explodium, octa-hexa-glop, etc.*

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!

oh, and did you already forget the ink slimes and shadow clones after you?

*an ink slime jumps on blargy*

and... oh drat...

*un-draws shadow smashfan666... or rather... just uppercuts him and he turns into a bunch of ink slimes*

when you draw someone with the magic sharpie, it's 10 times as powerful as the original, except if you draw a smashfan... then the clone is a complete weakling...

 

[Blargy]

Its to late I already took a lot of the nuclear power and manage to get most of my power back

*Makes a waterfall appear above the clones and destroys them*

*teleports VERY far away from which smashfan can't reach me to recharge the rest of my powers*

 

[smashfan666]

er... uh... well, then...

HOIGHT!

*teleports us all to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force universe*

(Aqua Teen Hunger Force theme starts playing, but i'm singing the lyrics)

MY NAME, IS...

shake-zula! the mic ruler! the old schooler! you want a trip? i'll bring it to ya'!

frylock, and i'm on rock, rock you like a cop! meatwad you up next with ya' knock-knock!

meatwad, make da' moneys, he...

meatwad, get da' honeys, "G"...

travelin' my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers on my toes and on my toys!

aw yeah... check it check it!

CUZ' WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS! MAKE DA' HOMIES SAY "HO" & MAKE THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREEEEEAM!

CUZ' WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS! MAKE DA' HOMIES SAY "HO" & MAKE THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREEEEEAM!

aqua teen hunger force,

number 1 in da' hood, "G"

*we all wind up on carl's fron lawn*

oh no...

*moves over to the guy's place*

*pounds on front door*

LETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN!

meatwad: "hey, who are those guys on our front lawn? and why is one of 'em knocking the door like a maniac?"

frylock: "probably some of those girl scouts, trying to force their nutter-butters & finger munchies on us..."

*shake waddles over to the door & looks out the peephole*

shake: "smashfan???"

shake???

shake: "hey there! smash! ol' buddy!"

those guys out there? we're fighting.

meatwad: "over what?"

it's a forum game, so not much really, money... power... glory... and they're getting ticked at me for breakin' out mah moves! ...dawg.

frylock: "oooh... bad move for them..."

shake: "(money? glory?! POWER?!?!?!) can we be on your team?"

sure! we'll use this as our base of operations!

oh... and those guys are also on carl's lawn... not moving... not even for their lives...

frylock: "another bad move made by those guys..."

*carl comes out of the door holding a shotgun*

carl: "hey, you punks! GET OFFA' MY (bleep!) LAWN!"

*carl starts shooting all you, then suddenly stops*

carl: "ah, (bleep!)... outta ammo... hang on i'll reload"

*carl starts reloading the gun and muttering to himself*

heheheeee!

shake: "ah!"

*shake holds up a cardboard Blargy*

shake: "i have a brilliant idea!"

*cardboard blargy starts moving allover the lawn*

cardboard blargy (really just shake in a bad Blargy voice): "Tra La La! I Am Blargy! And I Am Walking All Over Carls Beloved Lawn!"

*cardboard blargy starts dancing allover the lawn*