Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[StinkomanFan]

*guard walks in*
Guard: Hey boss! Mocking the inmates again?
Why yes.... *notices guard's nightstick* Say can I borrow that nightstick?
Guard: No way! My father gave it to me!
Your father gave you a nightstick?
Guard:Yes, why?
Nothing....Say can you give that inmate some water?
Guard:No can do boss. The water coolers broken.

 

[smashfan666]

(we are hiding behind a giant mound of garbage)

i don't think hiding behind this mound was such a hot idea...

(magnet approaches)

o.o i knew it...

(magnet is moving towards us, but only manages to pick up me, marx, spat, marie, & escargoon)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

spat: "!!! ME HAVE IDEA!!!"

(spat jams his trident into the magnet's underside, to which it reclines in pain & drops us, and the trident...)

(we run away from the magnet to hide)

(magnet looks around with eyelids in slightly depressed expression, but quickly becomes angry and glows red)

(we run away being chased by the magnet all the way)

 

[mars16]

*As the Dwee Dwee drives throw grass Lands with trophy mars and other trophy characters
Link drops in front of the Kart and fires an Arrow throw it making it break down*

Dwee: Hmmm..

*Kirby then knocks the trophys out of the kart and turns mars16, Luigi and Peach back to Life*

What the hell just happen to me... where the hell am I

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hmph. Brave Little Toaster. Good movie. *tries to capture magnet inside plasma net* I'll be catching them, not you, magnet.

 

[smashfan666]

(magnet breaks out of plasma net and goes after retroantonio)

now he's on a different target! now's our chance to escape!

(smashfan & co. are ditching the scene, exiting the junkyard known as ernie's disposal)

MAN that was close!

(we are running away)

(we bump into a familiar character)

all except may: "WTF?!"

BUT WE SAW YOU GET SQUASHED BACK AT THE JUNKYARD!!!

may: "i got better..."

dedede: "yeah, that figures..."

(lee also enters the scene)

lee: "YOU guys?!"

RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

(we are all running away from lee & may, but unknowingly retreat back into the junkyard)

(the magnet notices we're back, but then notices that may & lee followed us and runs away in fear)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*A huge hand takes Mars16 and tosses him high into the sky*


*Mars then lands on a Giant list of Pictures with names under them*

What the hell is this... I'm stuck in this Box... Get me out of here


Master Hand:: Mwa hahahahha.... you are now added to the character selection list hahahaha..


CHARACTER SELECTION
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MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/
LUCAS/KRAZY8/NARUTO/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/
BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/JAMESBOND/SPYRO/
JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/
SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/I-NINJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/SPAWN/
SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/​

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "last time on forum fight the story forum. smashfan and his team are trapped in the future and sent to ernie's disposal. and mars 16 is trapped in smash bros. world with multiple other characters! can both of them find a way out of their prisons? it's not likely, but let's see anyway..."

(we are all running around all over the place)

spat: "that was EXTREMELY close, pfpth!"

man, what's worse?! the kankers or the MAGNET?!?!

(lee finds us)

lee: "a-HA!"

spat: "DEFINITELY KANKERS!!!"

RUN FOR YOUR NO-GOOD LIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!

(we are being chased around by may & lee & the magnet)

 

[mars16]

**** you, get me outta here...

Master Hand:: HAHAHAHA....You player 1 choose your character to fight with.

Player 1::: Hmm, who should I choose?..... Mars16 looks cool but Waluigi has the best jump in the game, Number1 has lots of projectile and is fast runner....... Spawn has very high kill potential but lack in speed.....

Player 2:: I now who I want..(Chooses Sponge Bob).... He may be one of the very light and super weak characters, but has good range because of his Bubble spoon and very fast attacks plus a good recovery

Player 1:: I was going to choose him.... **** YOU

Mars16:: Hey player one choose me please for the love of god choose meeee.

Player 1:: Ok I'm going in with Mars16, Because he is like Mario but with a better recovery and has higher Priority attacks and his gold jacket is a good reflecting move... But he suffers from low friction and some laggy attacks also his recovery lacks distance but he has his gold jacket to help that...

Master Hand:: Enough choose y\our level

Level selection
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Final destination
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READY FIGHT
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Wait before I fight when will you let me out of here

Master hand:: Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What

*SpongeBob attacks*

 

[smashfan666]

everyone, split up! it'll be harder for them to get us if we're separated!

(all agree)

(we all split up to hide from the magnet & the kankers)

lee: "(sees spat & marie heading to the left) there they go!"

may: "(sees dedede & escargoon going right) over there, too!"

lee: "split up and chase them!"

(lee heads left, & may goes right.)

(the magnet follows lee to the left)

lee: "hmm? where'd they go?"

(marie & spat are on top of a nearby mountain of trash)

spat: "(phew!)"

(marie slips off the garbage mound)

marie: "(shrill yelp)"

(spat jumps off to save marie)

lee: "(almost notices) huh?"

(marie & spat are hiding in the exact opposite direction lee is searching)

(marie & spat notice the magnet staring them down)

marie: "O.O OH SHI-"

lee: "(finds spat & marie) FOUND YOU!!!!"

(CRASH!!!!!!!)

(marie & spat are running away, with the magnet leaving to the conveyor, which stops because it notices it snagged lee instead of marie & spat)

lee: "T_T you were very close..."

(may is chasing after dedede & escargoon is circles around the same mound of junk)

dedede: "man, we just can't shake this LEECH!!!!"

escargoon: "!!! i got an idea! (is spraying some kind of instant-facelift on himself) HEY SQUIRREL-TEETH!!!"

(may is jumped with excitement)

escargoon: "(looks like elvis presly somehow) wanna dance?"

may: "!!! DO I EVER!!!"

(may is racing towards escargoon)

escargoon: "(rips of human disguise) NOW SIREE!"

(dedede whacks may Out Of The Park!)

(fanfare)

magnet: "(thinking) [D*MN IT!!!]"

(the magnet drops lee on a mound of trash)

spat: "SH*T-O'S!!!"

(a commercial comes on for a new cereal called Sh*t-O's)

announcer: "Sh*t-O's, part of this complete breakfast! finally a cereal enjoyed with a tall glass of P*ss-Ade!"

(back to the action, everyone is scattered)

(the magnet becomes confused and spins around, and then is angry)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ah...there's that snail again. What happened...why didn't I attack him? Why did I stop? It was just a malfunction. I know it. *magnet heads for me* That's it. Forge tthe magnet, I have no time! *attacks Smash himself* Smashfan, it's about time we meet. Give up, or be destroyed.

 

[smashfan666]

O.O F**KING SH*T!

(pulls out a carrot lazer) i honestly have NO IDEA how i have this...

(shoots a carrot at his eye)

(lee and may come around the corner)

AAH!!!! no time to continue this any further BYE NOW!!!

(runs away)

lee: "(notices retroantonio) you must be that cat thing that goes around with smash n' such!"

may: "i hear he's with pokey now!"

uhm, technically he's a SHE now

both: "whatever!"

(later, with escargoon & dedede)

escargoon: "at least we won't have to worry about that bucktoothed menace for a while..."

(magnet sneaks up on escargoon)

escargoon: "i bet we could take ANYTHING even WITHOUT smash around! especially anyone like-"

dedede: "(pointing) HIM?"

escargoon: "yeah, like that stupid dumb junkyard magnet behind me! i bet we could handle him while smash & co. find the way out of here! that way we could all help... (noticing magnet) save... the... uh... oh boy..."

(magnet is glaring angrily at escargoon)

escargoon: "RUN FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!"

(escargoon & dedede are running while the magnet is glowing and magnetizes everything, with escargoon & dedede getting caught in the garbage & caught)

(magnet is flying toward the conveyor)

escargoon: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! SOMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!"

spat: "ESCARGOON!!!!!"

(spat & marie run to save escargoon)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*Mars16: 156% Spongebob: 130%*

*BAAAAAAM*

WOOHA

Master hand:: HAHAHA Spongebob wins

Victory scene---

Spongebob:: That was fun

*Mars's arms crossed*

How the hell do I get out of here.....

Character selection screen apears
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Player 1:: I want be him again...... I i'll choose Crash

Playerb 2:: I'll choose Yoda
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I really need to get out of here

Shadow:: Just walk out the exit

Eixt were over there....

Shadow:: but if you do then that meansyour weak....

I'm not weak, Just don't want to be here.... so **** you

*Walks out the exit*

What is this land called

*someone coming from around the corner*

Ino 2:: your in SSBB Land

What does SSBB mean

Ino 2:: I don't know

I didn't see you on the list

Ino 2:: Because I'm an unlockable character..... You have to defeat me to be able to play as me

Were is the way out of this world

Ino 2:: Tabuu has sieild the way out.... We can't find him and some don't even now about him
I think I'm the only person who now

*dashes away*

...........................I hate my life
MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/
LUCAS/KRAZY8/NARUTO/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/
BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/JAMESBOND/SPYRO/
JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/
SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/I-NINJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/SPAWN/
SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/

*Meanwhile**

 

[RetroAntonio]

That call for help! No...not again! I'm...malfunctioning! But I...*thinks of an excuse* Well, I'm sure Pokey doesn't want them destroyed. *uses puller to get Escargoon and Dedede out of the conveyor* There...

Escargoon: You...saved me? I thought you worked for Pokey.

I do.

Escargoon: *notices is trapped in cage with Dedede* AHH!

Now, I need to get the others, do not escape.

 

[Blargy]

*Walks in burns cage then walks out*

 

[mars16]

I don't now how I got this map but lets look at it

*Looking map*

I think that colorful dot is my location.... green lands.... I have to find Tabuu and defeat him... but I don't think I can do it alone

*Bowser and Darth Vador appear*

Darth Vador:: we found another one

Bowser: ets turn him into a trophy

I thought I killed you along time ago Bowser

Bowser:: I don't remember *Points the Dark cannon at mars and charges for fire

Thats not going to happen again

*Runs and flips the gun out Bowser's hands then Kitten swipes it in 2 pieces*

Bowser:: You Basterd....Vador handle tis guy then bring him back

Darth Vador:: got it
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Mars16 vs Darth Vador
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Darth Vador Overall 254 Weight:: Heavy

GROUND ATKS
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A,A - 6%6%
F tilt - Sparta kick 12%, Like Ganan's but stronger and more knockback...slower
D tilt - Cyber thrust 11%, Good range Priority, above average speed
U tilt - Slash 13%, Good range but laggy
Dash - Shoulder bash 10%, good for approach and has good shield stun
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AERIAL ATKS
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A - Cyber spin 10%7%, good damage decent range
Fair - Slash 14%, Like Marth's But Laggy'r more knockback
Diar - Slash 13%or 16%, Good range and fast.... I wouldn't use it close to ground
Uiar - Double Slash 8%8%, Good range and speed, very low knockback
Bair - Kick 14%, A very slow but decent power Kick
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SPECIAL ATKS
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B - ULTRA CYBER 13%-68%, if fully charged and hits, its a one hit KO
For - Thrust Cyber 7%7%, Helps recovery and has good range
Down - Cape Cover 0%, It protects from Projectile that does lower then 7%
Up - Cyber Spin 9%-23%, A high recovery, but slow and lacks distance
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GRABS
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Pummel - Nee 2%, slow Pummel
For - Toss 6%, Weak and low knockback
Down - Kick 7%, Very low knockback
Up - Toss 6%, Weak Knockback
Back - Kick 7%, Best knockback of his throws
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SMASH ATKS
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Side - Double slash 10%10% - 21%21%, very powerful but very laggy if you miss
Down - Low Slash 14% - 22%, kinda laggy and predictable
Up - High Slash 16%-27%, strong with good range, LOW KNOCKBACK !!!!
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Air mobility 25/100
Attack speed overall Slow
Falling speed 95/100

Walljump
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OK lets do this
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READY FIGHT

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "O.O ...jerk T_T"

(pokey is here)

pokey: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! your friend retroantonio is MINE now! (cough! cough! WHEEZE!!!!) you will never be able to keep him from being my slave! even if you DO manage to find leader 362!"

leader 362?! how do YOU know about her?!

spat: "who's leader 362?"

marie: "HA! impossible! we haven't seen her since... never!"

spat: "who?! WHO?!"

meta knight: "even if she IS the only one left of that fighting force, she's likely in HIDING!"

spat: "WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHO LEADER 362 IS?!?!?!"

O.O (facepalm)

spat: "what?"

if you MUST know, leader 362 is none other than Numbuh 362! supreme leader of the KND!

spat: "O.O oh THAT leader 362"

????: "no, duh!"

(numbuh 362 approaches)

NUMBUH 362 IS HERE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!

numbuh 362: "well, you better! now what's pokey up to? status report, smashfan!"

(saluting and talking really fast) pokey has made retroantonio his friend/cyborg warrior and has kidnapped escargoon & dedede so far and is threatening this rather h*llish already future and is probably going to destroy the world and enslave everyone in his interstellar moon rock mines, SIR!!!

numbuh 362: "whao, that's bad..."

pokey: "wha?! that's entirely STUPID!!! i just want someone to be my friend! but that's an AWESOME idea! (wheeze! cough!! cough!!! wheeze!!!!) hope you don't mind picking moon dust out of your fingernails for the rest of your lives!"

(an armies worth of pigmasks are attacking)

spat: "seriously?! these guys are like f**king hitler agents!"

(pigmasks do their trademark n*zi-like salute, then attack)

+music: piggy guys+

pokey: "YES!!! (cough!) ATTACK, MY MINIONS!!!!"

narrator: "okay, i'm just gonna save everyone some time and burn through this. escargoon & dedede? taken. numbuh 362 has joined smashfan's team. and the pigmask military is called in by pokey. find out what happens next next time on you-know-what-thread!"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhille**

**** he's hard to knock out the ring, thus only being a heavy weight.... I wonder how hard it would be to knock out a super heavyu... ****

Darth Vador::HAHAHAHA what do I wiegh to much for you kncoback power


Hmmm remember who runs faster and attacks faster

*Shoots lots of Fire ice balls*

Darth Vador:: This storm of Ice balls will not go throw my cape *Covers self**

But this will *Charges his Ice punch and rerleases it on Vador*

Darth Vador:: NooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo TGHHHHHAA

GAME

 

[smashfan666]

*meanwhile, in the past*

the gourd: "listen up, minions! it's MOVIE NIGHT!!!"

(the gourd's minions all cheer)

minion 1: "what's the movie tonight, gourd?!"

minion 2: "is it STAR WARS?!"

the gourd: "even better!"

minion 3: "ed edd n eddy's big picture show?"

the gourd: "EVEN BETTER THAN THAT!"

minion 4: "EVEN BETTER THAN ED EDD N EDDY'S BIG PICTURE SHOW?!?!?! WHAT IS IT, GOURD?!"

minion 5: "THE SUSPENSE IN KILLING US!!!"

the gourd: "tonight..."

(minions gasp with excitement)

the gourd: "we're watching..."

(minions gasp even harder)

the gourd: "THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER!!!"

(minions cheer so hard half of them break their voiceboxes)

the gourd: "5... 4... 3..."

gourd & minions: "2... 1..."

(movie starts)

*in the future*

marx: "RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"

jeez! what's worse?! the pigmasks, the kankers, or the MAGNET?!

numbuh 362: "!!! kankers? MAGNET?!"

i got an idea how we can beat them all... RUN LIKE THE DIKENS!!!!!

(we all run away from the magnet, the kankers, and the pigmasks)

(later, at a cave)

marie: "(sigh) that was TOO CLOSE!!!!"

numbuh 362: "I'LL say! we barely got out ALIVE..."

marx: "well NOW what?! they have escargoon & dedede!"

(numbuh 362's receiver starts beeping)

receiver: "INCOMING MESSAGE FROM PIGMASK ARMY"

(porky is on the receiver)

porky: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! (COUGH!!! WHEEZE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!! COUGH!!!!) you are more foolish than i thought!"

numbuh 362: "what do you want NOW, porky?"

porky: "simmer down, rachel. i'm willing to strike a deal with you and the rest of smashfan's team"

and what might THAT be, JERK?

porky: "(cough! cough! cough!) simple really. i'll give back escargoon and his ugly penguin guy... if you simply allow me to steal your powers, SMASHFAN!!!"

and if we refuse?

porky: "if that would be the case (cough!) and i think it obviously will NOT be. then they will be dumped in SUPER-RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE!!!!"

escargoon: "help! PLEASE!!!!"

dedede: "AT LEAST GET ME OUT!!!!"

porky: "or you can come rescue them, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- (cough! cough! WHEEZE!!!! COUGH!!!! WHEEZE!!!! WHEEZE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!)"

(receiver switches off)

d'oooooooh this is BAD....

(receiver clicks back on)

porky: "oh, and are we still cool for ice cream next w-"

(numbuh 362 throws the receiver out of the cave and stomps on it)

giygas: "O.O y'know, you could have just clicked that thing off..."

numbuh 362: "yeah, but he'll just keep calling again, and again, and AGAIN!"

(numbuh 362 walks back into the cave)

numbuh 362: "at least this is a safe place to rest for the night..."

wait, where's wham bam jewel?

(wham bam jewel is outside)

wham bam jewel: "i'm out here, that entrance is too small."

numbuh 362: "true that..."

yup...

marx: "y'know, i think he's got a point..."

marie: "(YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNN) well, i'm getting TIRED now...."

marx: "(looks outside) yeah, it IS getting late. we should pack it in..."

(spat digs a soft spot into the ground to sleep in)

giygas: "night..."

(giygas lies down to sleep)

meta knight: "yes, we should get some rest to conserve our energy"

yep, we're gonna need it for when we set out tomorrow

(meta knight goes off into a corner to sleep)

(marx lies down flat on his back & wings)

(spat pops up)

spat: "seriously? that CANNOT be comfortable, pfpth..."

(marie is lying down near spat)

(numbuh 362 lays her head on a rock, then notices marie sleeping near spat)

numbuh 362: "??? uh, marie?"

marie: "(getting up for a bit) yeah?"

numbuh 362: "what's this... thing? y'know with you & spat?"

marie: "? what thing?"

numbuh 362 "y'know, at first you two are barely communicating. then all of a sudden you're acting so nice to him all of a sudden &, i don't know..."

marie: "y'know... i don't know either... it just feels... right. ...like sitting right next to a new loaf of bread..."

numbuh 362 "???"

marie: "??? like a glow that-"

numbuh 362: "a GLOW?! :D"

marie: "yeah! "

numbuh 362: "i think i know what you're talking about! it's like that feeling i get, whenever i play a video game..."

(flashback to a younger version of numbuh 362 playing a game)

numbuh 362: "(narrating) i remember the first time i lost a life..."

(screen reads "too bad", depressing tone plays)

numbuh 362: "and i thought "THAT'S IT! it's over!!! i'm burned out! 86'd! TO THE SHOWERS!!!""

(game taps back in to the player character glowing back on screen, younger numbuh 362 resumes playing)

numbuh 362: "but then the player character glowed back on due to having another life..."

(flashback ends)

numbuh 362: "and it took off from there..."

marie: "yeah, i guess it IS something like that!"

numbuh 362: "yeah, that is really interesting... g'night, blue-hair..."

(numbuh 362 lies back down on rock)

marie: "night, 362 (yawn)"

(everyone is now asleep)

narrator: "smashfan and his team are out of the junkyard at last! but they must still rescue king dedede escargoon! will they survive the night and set out on their adventure? find out next time on forum fight the story forum!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*still watching Escargoon and Dedede in the cage* Well, we have a long way to go. *uses radio* Porky, you never said anything about killing them!

Porky: Well, too bad. (cough) You are mine. You will listen to my orders, and you will be rewarded.

*throws radio*

Porky doesn't even know my power...

Escargoon: What the heck is happening with Retro and Porky?

Dedede: *is eating popcorn* I dunno, but I love watching arguments.

Escargoon and penguin man.

Dedede: NAMES DEDEDE!

Whatever. *unlocks cage* I have a feeling I know what to do. We need to get to Smashfan, because I need to remember...I remember only you, Escargoon, and Smashfan. Maybe there's more to it though.

Escargoon: I can help! You used to be on our team, and you helped us and you were a fan of me, and you really creeped me out! :D

But I'm not sure completely, Escargoon. I need to get to Porky's base and get my memories back, he probably keeps them somewhere. Now if only I could get this robot stuff off, we could get smashfan and get going...

*looks ahead* I think there's alot of Pigmasks around there, so you're going to need these.

*gives Escargoon and Dedede Pigmask halloween costumes*

Put those on and we will get going. *uses key to put inside a lock in his robot equipment* It's coming off now. *looks like regular self again, cute and all* Nyaaa~ I'm back! Neco Arc/RetroAntonio is alive! *puts on pigmask costume* I remember it all again, so memories, check, but Porky still needs to be stopped. Perhaps I'll use my Pigmask telescope here and NYA~ I see them...they are resting. And so are the Pigmasks. Perfect time to get to Smashfan before the Pigmasks start up again.

NEW CHAPTER: PORKY'S REIGN

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*Darth Vador's trophy form lands on the ground*

I guess thats it for you *Moves on*

*Looks at the map while running*


I'm almost in the jungle area.....

Minutes later***

Here I am bashing throw Koopa's and Goomba's

+Donkey Kong Jungle*

..... **** this is a big forest

Cosmic Mario:: Yet another to add to the collection

Who are you... I did'nt see your name on the list


Cosmic Mario::Because I'm an Unlock able... I also have some a friend of your's this little monkey HAHA

I never seen that monkey my whole life

Dixie Kong:: eekk eek........**** that **** HELP ME

Cosmic Mario:: More like fight me.....

*Dark pebble cover Dixie's Body turning her into an evil version*

Cosmic Mario:: After you turn him into a trophy be shore to bring him back to me
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Mars16 vs Dixie Kong
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Dixie Kong Overall 190 Weight Very Very Light

GROUND ATKS
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AAA 3%2%2%, fast and easy to cnnect
F tilt - Handstand kick 10%, Good range compared to most....Low knockback
D tilt - Kick 6%, Fast and simple
U tilt - Punch 7%, Fast and good for juggles
Dash atk - Roll 6%or 8%, Comes out fast but has very low priority
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AERIAL ATKS
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A - Drill 13%, Low knockback but high priority and fast
Fair - Spin(Hair) 11%, Predictable with good priority
Dair - Axe handle 12%, good spike move and fast, Low range
Uair - Kick 11%, Fast with but very low range
Bair - Kick 10%, Some good knocback and fast
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SPECIAL B
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B - Coconut bomb 8%, Easy to dodge but helpful
For - Hair Grab 10%
Down - Roll Charge 10%, Like Jiggly's rollout but only charges for knockback
Up - Helicopter Hair 0%, She uses her hair to gain hight and to float good distance
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Grabs & throws
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Pummel - Headbutt 2%
For - Toss 8%, Good Knockback
Down - Beat down 10%, No Knockback... just damage
Up - Toss 7%, Low Knockback
Back - Kick 6%, Weak and has low knockback... good for chaingrabbing
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SMASH ATKS
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Side - Double Kick 14%-23%, Low Priority and knockback
Down - Power sweep 12%-21%, Average stats
Up - Flip 10%-18%, weakest smash but has the highest priority and range
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Air mobility 50/100
Attack speed overall Very fast
Falling speed 40/100

Hover
Walljump

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What ever lets get tis over with

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FIGHT

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MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/
LUCAS/KRAZY8/NARUTO/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/
BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/JAMESBOND/SPYRO/
JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/
SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/I-NINJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/SPAWN/
SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/

 

[smashfan666]

(marie is having a dream about back at the trailer park, though they were much younger *even though younger marie only looks about an inch shorter and her shirt has sleeves*)

(younger lee has well-kempt hair showing one eye, and is in front of a mirror)

younger lee: "(makes face) blaa!"

(younger may has no buckteeth, and is wearing a retainer similar to jimmy's)

younger may: "(snickering)"

(younger marie pops some toast into a nearby toaster oven & it immediately pops up well prepared, all 3 take a slice)

(smoke engulfs everything, and takes younger lee & may)

(a giant clown appears)

nightmare clown: "RUN..."

(marie is now running through a red fiery space. clown shoots out water from a hose, which quickly turns into forks, all of which marie promptly dodges)

(marie is suddenly hanging from a branch over electric goop, the clown is nowhere in sight, but laughing)

nightmare clown: "(laughing)"

(branch snaps & marie falls into the slime, dream ends)

marie: "AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

marx: "YEOW! that nearly broke my eardrums! what the H*LL?!"

(numbuh 362 is scanning marie with some kind of brainwave device)

numbuh 362: "her brainwave functions show signs of fear-related overactivity-"

english, woman! ENGLISH!

numbuh 362: "she had a bad dream..."

(spat pops up out of the ground)

spat: "hmm... well it's all over now..."

(the large rocky landscape that was once outside the cave is now a large meadow)

oh my.... you all better come see this!

(everyone else comes outside)

marie: "O.O wooooow..."

numbuh 362: "how did all this happen OVERNIGHT?"

i guess that's one of the mysteries of smashboards, rachel...

numbuh 362: "i guess it is, smashfan..."

(wham bam jewel is covered in moss)

wham bam jewel: "(muffled screaming) (BREAKS FREE) FREEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

well, i definitely know what THIS landscape calls for!

numbuh 362: "me too!"

(we all set out)

+song: city of light+

numbuh 362: "(singing, toaster's voice) life is like a journey, on a road that's within! head says you should stay, but your heart says to begin! so you goooooooooo!!!"

giygas & meta knight: "(singing, kirby & radio's voices) but you don't wanna go."

numbuh 362: "(singing) any life worth living, isn't life just filled with ease! you just stay forgiving, through the forest and the trees!"

(i start singing in lampy's voice alongside numbuh 362)

both: "(singing) and you'll gooooooo! just where you wanna go!"

all: "time flies by in the city of light! time stands still in the country! there's no time for a fuss & a fight! as we travel the laaaaaaaand! and i'd be, satisfied, just to be, not denied! to survive, plus arrive, but arrive, to the city the city of LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

(is shining a flashlight through a dark log)

light shines like a diamond, in the city at night!

meta knight: "(singing) when that diamond shines you know that everything's alright!"

giygas: "(singing) but you knooooooooow... we got a way to goooooooooo..."

spat: "(singing, BLANKIE'S voice?!) let us meet the master, we don't wanna make him wait!"

spat & me: "you just keep a-knockin' he will open up the gate-"

all: "TO THAT CITY OF LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

me: "master is a man, with a plan i can understand!"

marie: "master is a man of great reflectioooooon!"

numbuh 362: "master is a man who lays his hand across the land!"

spat: "master is a man- (cut off)"

all: "time flies by in the city of light! time stands still in the country! there's no time for a fuss & a fight, as we travel the laaaaaaaaaand! and i'd be, satisfied, just to be, not denied! to survive, plus arrive, but arrive, to the city the city of LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

(song ends, we get all our normal voices back)

spat: "(normal voice) that was pretty... weird... i felt like i was dreaming about... muffins..."

(normal voice) that was kind of fun!

giygas: "I'LL say!"

narrator: "not much happened here, but they did actually get started on their quest! what dangers, encounters, and other songs await them? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT, THE STORY FORUM! (singing) time flies byyyyy, in the city of li- (PWNED BY A ROCK) OW!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Escargoon: *walking past pigmask army* Hello fellow pigmasks....hehe...

Dedede: I am a fitting pigmask!

me thinking: "WHY DID WE GET STARTED LATE! NOW THEY'RE AWAKE!"

Pigmask 1: Did you notice that pigmask doesn't have legs?

Pigmask 2: Yeah...but that other one is fat like us, so they must be offical.

Pigmask 3: What about that skinny one? And it has cat ears!

Pigmask 2: Yeah, that is not normal...let's attack!

*engage battle*

Ready to battle then? *rips off pigmask costumes* So, you Pigmasks are smarter than I thought! Well, it's over between us. I'm going to murder you.

Pigmask: CRAP THE COMMANDER TURNED AGAINST US RUUUUUUN!

Y O U W I N!

you gained nothing lulz

*battle over*

I think...wait! There's SMASHFAN! YIPPIE WOOT YEAH!

*starts singing city of light*

Narrator: That song was already sung, don't start.

Alright...*we run to smash* YO! I'm good again, so yeah. I rather not explain, but i dunno what to do now. What are you guys doing?

 

[smashfan666]

suh-WEEEEEEET!!! we're okay, but we still have to beat porky & get back to our own time!

*meanwhile, back in the past*

(the movie is about at the waterfall/cove scene)

the gourd: "heh, kirby's chewing on his cord...."

minion: "HE'S BITING HIS CORD! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!!!!"

*back to the future (HAR HAR!!)*

dedede: "aww MAN!!!! we gotta go back to THAT h*llhole?!"

numbuh 362: "i know it's bad, but we just have to!"

dedede: "no really, the place is a pigsty!"

marie: "(snickering) pigsty..."

porky: "nice try, so-called HEROES! (cough! wheeze! cough cough! COUGH!!!!) but i'm leaving this to my new master of sorts, LORD FUSE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (coughing)"

(pork fortress flies off)

giygas: "YOU GOTTA BE F**KING KIDDING ME!!!"

WHEN WILL IT END?!

????: "don't worry, saps..."

(unknown figure is revealed to be fusion marx)

fusion marx: "you'll be dead very soon..."

CR*P, RUN!!!!!!!!

(we all run away)

(later, in a swamp)

phew! we barely got away from him!

marx: "NOW how are we supposed to find him?"

numbuh 362: "i suppose we just keep going, then..."

meta knight: "good idea, let's go!"

(we keep moving along to find fuse's lair)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Fuse's lair...what kind of taste does he have?!?! NAGNAGNAG

Dedede: Girls...nagging all the time...

*kicks down door*

Hello? Anyone here?

*lights turn on and we see about...i dunno 60 minions*

fffffffffffff

 

[smashfan666]

fuse: "noice try, but no dice! i am but a minion in a plot inspired by DR. VAN KRUGLOR!!!"

OH GOD WHY?!?!?!

fuse: "dr. van kruglor's new base is on the moon... i'll be blowing up now..."

(fuse asplodes)

dedede: "SH*T!!!! HOW MANY VILLAINS ARE THERE?!?!"

(giygas accidentally hovers into a mud patch)

giygas: "HELP!!! I'M SINKING!!!!"

(we all grab onto one another to pull out giygas, but to no avail)

marie: "hang on, giyg! we've got you!"

(giygas is all the way under, dragging marie with him)

marie: "great, now I'M sinking!!!"

(much later, most of the others have sunk, only me & numbuh 362 are left)

numbuh 362: "this is taking MUCH longer than i expected..."

(numbuh 362 is sunk)

oh great, i'm the only one left!

(is sinking)

must sign off with... SUITABLE... TUNE!!!

(holds up a remote)

remote: "baby... baby i'm coming! oh LORD!!! i-"

(is all the way sunk except for my hand, which someone grabs by the wrist, i get thrown into a pickup truck/monster truck combo, along with all the others, including retro)

unknown guy who threw me in: "haha! that's 12 more! (pets dog sitting right next in passenger seat) we're going back home now quadruped, i think we've met our quota."

(truck drives off to apparently a workshop, where the unknown man stocks us all on an oversized giant desk)

marx: "i distinctly remember this from somewhere..."

(strange igor-like laughter, which is revealed to be now professor scam's laughter)

professor scam: "well, look who just got thrown in here! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE... please try and make the best of your lives here! WHILE YOU STILL CAN..."

wh- what does that mean?!

professor scam: "heh! he won't show any mercy while he's... MIX-N-MATCHING YOU!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

numbuh 362: "m-m-m-m-m-m-MIX-N-MATCH?!"

professor scam: "yes, little girl... who knows? your head might wind up on someone else's leg! HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEH!!!!!"

(man grabs what appears to be big chill & grim)

grim: "no... wait!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, MON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(big chills wings, head, & arms wind up on grim in place of all those body parts)

grim chill: "oooooh, i don't like this......"

(man leaves the room)

professor scam: "heheheh... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE.... you see? you never quite know what he's going to do!! he's so spontaneous..."

w-well-wll-wll-wll-well how do we escape?!

professor scam: "heh... did you hear that boys? they want to know how to ESCAPE! HA!"

(professor scam & all other captured cartoon characters laugh)

+song: it's a B movie+

characters: "(singing) watch yourself... don't fall off of the shelf..."

kankerator may head: "you must be the new boys in town..."

numbuh 362: "what's that sound? is someone moving 'round?!"

professor scam: "sit down for a spell, you don't look so well..."

grim chill: "(singing) waitaminit i feel great! you just leave yourself to fate! you might as well just hang around..."

chromafire & mandwin: "(singing) it's too late! we've got to operate!"

professor scam: "just try to relax... IT'S A HOUSE OF WAX!!!"

mix-n-match characters: "(singing) oh i remember frankenstein! shivers up my spine! WHO-OOOOAH!!!"

dedede: "(singing) i'm for getting OUT OF HERE!"

mix-n-match characters: "no need to shout my dear, WHO-OOOOAH! who will go, to that cellar down below?"

snuggle-me-ed: "(singing) trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew!"

(we are shoved into snuggle-me-ed, where we are stuck for a bit)

mix-n-matches: "and while you're down there mr. vincent price, will give you good advice!"

professor scam: "he'll know what to do! you just tell him BOO!!!"

(snuggle-me-ed spits us out)

mix-n-matches: "he will put the voodoo in the stew i'm telling YOU!!!! it's like a movie! it's a b-movie show! it's like a movie! it's a b-movie show!"

(the kankerator hops down from the shelf)

kankerator lee head: "oh look at me! i mean REALLY!!! barf barf barf! i'm a can opener a lamp and a shaver! oh god! i'm a MISH-MASH!!!"

(kankerator faints)

dedede: "this is weird..."

marie: "it's much worse than i feared!"

numbuh 362: "i'll close my eyes and make it disappear!"

all 3: "THIS IS STRANGE!!!"

snuggle-me-ed: "it ain't home on the range!"

mix-n-matches: "you just tell st. pete! that you got cold feet!"

us: "there goes the sun! here comes the night! SOMEBODY TURN ON THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT! somebody tell me that fate has been kind!"

mix-n-matches: "you can't go out, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIIIIIIIIIND!!!! it's like a movie! it's a b-movie show! it's like a movie! it's a b-movie show! (vocalizing)"

{AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}

(song ends)

 

[Tacel]

SmashFan666, you should write books.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Okay. Useless song over. Now what? We still have Cutting Edge left...err, oh no! Here comes Mix and Match, for you, marie!

 

[smashfan666]

marie: "oh GOD!!!"

(marie hides between a couple of not mix-and-matched characters)

unknown guy: "??? now what did i do with that blue haired girl... i could've SWORN i left her on the counter a minute ago and- (finds marie) aha! THERE you are!!! i know EXACTLY who to use YOU with"

(unknown guy grabs luigi)

marie: "O.O (struggles to get free) I'D RATHER FREEZE TO DEATH!!!!"

okay, i got a plan! you! big chill/grim dude! i'm gonna need you!

(unknown guy reaches for a knife, but hears ghostly moaning instead)

(a ghost with a mirror for a face faces the unknown man)

unknown guy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away, get's pwned by a shelf)"

kankerator: "FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"

(all characters & mix-n-match characters burst out of the door out of here. quadruped drives the car away)

phew! THAT was close!

(we all run out & try to find a spaceship to use to get to the moon)

now if i were a spaceship to the moon, where would i be?

marx: "I FOUND ONE!!!"

(a spaceship close by on a hill)

numbuh 362: "wow, THAT was convenient!"

(we are dashing toward the spaceship)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Olimar: Oh no you don't! *Olimar pops out of the spaceship* This is my spaceship, unless you want to hitch along, I don't want anyone trying to steal this! Where are you headed?
---
We are all heading to the moon.
---
Olimar: Hmm...I suppose I can take you there. Who knows, maybe there's Pikmin there too!

OLIMAR JOINED YOUR TEAM

 

[smashfan666]

sweetest deals!

(later, in space)

olimar: "just a little while more and we should be there lickety-"

(LOUD ALARM!!!)

ship: "ALERT! ENGINE OVERHEAT!"

olimar: "WHAT?! i just washed it out before we took off!"

(engine explodes & we land on a floating moon-like rock)

great... NOW how are we supposed to get to the moon?!

(ignignokt & err approach)

ignignokt: "the moon you say? how fortunate. we were just kicked off the moon during dr. van kruglor's takeover. now we supply passersby with moon electronics. we, are on the cutting edge of technology..."

numbuh 362: "O.O wow..."

marie: "well what does THAT mean?"

numbuh 362: "no idea..."

ignignokt: "we're glad you asked. we would be more than happy to tell you... IN SONG FORM!"

(techo beat starts up)

+song: Cutting Edge+

ignignokt & err: "(singing) SINCE YOU CAME HERE UNINVITED, WE ALL KNEW YOU'D BE DELIGHTED, THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE TO ETCH... NO ONE HERE WOULD BE SO BOLD TO, BUT SINCE YOU'VE ASKED AND NO ONE'S TOLD YOU, LET US TAKE YOU TO THE CUTTING EDGE!"

(ignignokt is holding up a watch-sized supercomputer)

ignignokt: "(singing) i can process words, accounting too, and my pixel screen displays for you, computer graphics locked into your MEMORY... (echoes)"

(err is planting a microchip in his brain)

err: "(singing) with fiber optics cast in plastic, for natural sights and sounds fantastic! just reach out and talk to your dear ol' uncle emery!"

both: "MORE, MORE, MORE! everything you wanted and MORE! MORE MORE MORE! let me tell you what it's for, here's the printout with the score, get yourself together on the EDGE!"

(we are shoved into a virtual reality chamber, which is set to a beach setting)

ignignokt & err: "you want to go to ol' Rio de Janeiro, my dear. you want to join in any club paradise."

(VR machine is turned off)

ignignokt & err: "you'd really rather stay at home, where the picture is clear. you get it on the stereo! and you don't even have to go! MORE, MORE, MORE! everything you wanted and MORE! MORE MORE MORE!"

(ignignokt is spinning around through space)

ignignokt: "(singing) any time or place you wish, you might meet up with some dish! pull yourself together on the EDGE!"

(ignignokt is suddenly in chefs clothing next to marie & a new-age-style blender)

ignignokt: "if you want a lean machine to whip you up some mean cuisine, i'm on the scene, totally automatic!"

(the blender has made some kind of dough, which err then proceeds to cut up and put in a new age oven)

err: "(singing) hey, i can bake your biscuits too, pop some dough boy out for you, i'm micro-solid state and that's no static!"

both: "MORE, MORE, MORE! everything you wanted and MORE! MORE MORE MORE! we're the bytes & chips to call, you just have yourself a ball, it's all hyperactive on the EDGE!"

ignignokt: "from LEDs to CRTs-"

ignignokt & err: "woofers, tweeters, antennae trees, an ultra-nylon life of ease! EVERYTHING YOU DREAMED OF ON THE EDGE!!! and more!!"

(song ends)

O.O uuuuuh, wow...

ignignokt: "so as you can see, whatever type engine YOU'RE looking for is... outdated... on the moon..."

olimar: "(holds up broken engine) THIS is it!"

err: "WHAO! your engine is WAY out of date! that's like, a FOSSIL!"

ignignokt: "and judging by the model of your ship, any of what we can offer will overcharge your spaceship and... well... err, if you would?"

err: "BIG-BANG-BOOM KABLOOEY!!!!"

ignignokt: "what he said..."

numbuh 362: "so let me get this straight. if we hoked up one of your engines."

ignignokt: "yes"

numbuh 362: "up to OUR spaceship..."

ignignokt: "uh-huh"

numbuh 362: "it'll overheat and blow up?"

ignignokt: "you are quite perceptive, young one. we will have to upgrade your ship if we were to hook up an engine to THAT relic..."

(hours later, the ship is now overwhelmingly futuristic)

ignignokt: "it's done, the engine is connected to where the old one once was-"

err: "and yo' ride is PEEMPIHD OUT!!!"

ignignokt: "well, yes... but that goes without saying... anyway, now for the slight matter of uuuuuuh hmmmmm uh lemme think of it a howd'ya say uhm PAYMENT..."

marie: "oh. uuuuuh, right... you do you take (holds up unpaid mortgages) unpaid triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?"

ignignokt: "(takes mortgages) as good as gold!"

(we all take off in the new ship)

olimar: "by the way, how did you get all those unpaid mortgages?"

marie: "hmm? oh, found 'em..."

(ship takes off)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*watching TV*

TV: Oh baby, I'm coming...oh lord!

I think this is the adult channel.

*changes channel*

I see the moon! We're almost there! Yeeees!

*everything is dark as something overshadows us*

Er...what is that?

Number 362: It's a space octopus!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFFuzw5z3wo&feature=related

^this music plays

 

[smashfan666]

space octopus: "rawr."

olimar: "LAUNCH A MISSLE!!!"

dedede: "we don't got any missles!"

olimar: "O.O FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

(we try shaking the octopus off)

space octopus: "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY'M GETTING DIZZY!!!!"

(space octopus flies off)

phew! that was close...

olimar: "yeah, the entire front's covered in SPACE INK!!!!"

numbuh 362: "we'll have to send someone out to clean the window"

(everyone looks at giygas)

giygas: "why y'all lookin' at me?"

(giygas is out in space scrubbing the window)

giygas: "WHY am i doing this again?"

numbuh 362: "because, that window is covered in space ink, which only your PSI related species can stand!"

marx: "plus, we didn't want to go through the trouble of finding someone a spacesuit..."

giygas: "i hear THAT. but still, i'm gonna need SOMETHING to water it with!"

numbuh 362: "*facepalm* try using PSI freeze & melt it with PSI fire. it'll turn into water & you'll be able to scrub the ink off!"

giygas: "huh, y'know, i never thought of that! thanks!"

(giygas uses PSI freeze on the ink, coating it in ice, and then uses PSI fire, melting the ice)

giygas: "don't ask why fire can exist in space here..."

(giygas starts scrubbing the oil off)

giygas: "haha! now it's easier!"

(later, the oil is completely cleaned off)

giygas: "phew! i think that's all of it!"

(giygas returns back in the ship. we proceed to the moon)

 

[RetroAntonio]

How is Gigyas even good again? <answer this question please> Hey, Giegue, you look like Mewtwo :3 Nya~ *taps on glass*

Gigyas: Don't do that!

Sorry. *ship lands on moon and we get out* That's one small step for man; one giant leap for cat-humans.

Escargoon: And snails.

Indeed, my Escargoon.

Escargoon: In all seriousness, is your love for me important at all right now?

IT ALWAYS IS. :3 Nyyyyyaaa *slides next to escargoon*

-Escargoon looks like this-

 

[smashfan666]

(2 of kruglor's minions capture them and throw them in a metal box)

escargoon: "well, this sucks..."

kruglor minion 1: "you're all comin' with us! two at a time in the boxes!"

numbuh 362: "and if we don't?!"

(numbuh 362 & marie are trapped in one of the boxes)

numbuh 362: "T_T me and my big mouth..."

kruglor minion 2: "who else want to go in the boxes of WONDAAAAAAAR????"

giygas: "(you cannot grasp the true form of giygas's attack!)"

(kruglor minions are vaporized)

(we start pounding on the boxes, the one retro & escargoon are in opens instantly, but the other one is a bit harder)

marie: "why are kruglor minions POUNDING ON THE WALL?!?!"

numbuh 362: "(scared out of her mind) i don't know, but it's obviously not good!"

marie: "(also scared) WE'RE SO SCREWED!!!"

(marie & numbuh 362 are hugging eachother in fear)

numbuh 362: "you're like the sister i never had!"

marie: "THER COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A BETTER TIME FOR US TO ADMIT THAT!"

(wall breaks, marie & numbuh 362 notice we were ponding on the wall to free them, not kruglor minions)

marie: "O.O whaaaa?"

numbuh 362: "well, i guess what's done is done..."

dedede: "(facing the camera) what's done is done... truer words have NEVER been spoken... by such a great leader... (is back at the action) okay, enough with the bad fourth wall breaking..."

narrator: "smashfan's team has landed on the moon! will they defeat dr. van kruglor? will they get back to the past? will this HORRID smell in my closet go away? will i EVER stop asking so many irrelevant questions?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Kruglor hover minons? LOOK!

*6 come straight at us*

It's time...*a weird ball with a eye stares at me*

N-No...you...!

Zero: Yes, it's me...Now, i suggest you come here or die! I cannot turn into Zero 3 without your power...but I can...*transforms into a Zero but with a spiraling eye and spikes on him, with a broken halo and black angel wings* become Zero 2.5!

Insane! You're...I have to know how strong you are!

Escargoon: RETRO! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?!?!

I-It's over 9000! *crushes scouter*

Escargoon: WHAT 9000!?! THAT CANNOT BE RIGHT!

*captures Escargoon*

Zero: 2.5: If you do not give, I will kill your friend.

F-Fine! I give up! Just don't hurt him!

Escargoon: *is dropped* Ouf! Huh?

*zero is gone in a flash, and so am i*

Dedede: He's gone!

 

[smashfan666]

(dr van kruglor is on a hoverchair)

kruglor: "HAHAHAAAAAA!!!! you cannot defeat zero! he is both my leader & the supreme leader of the Villainous Leigon of Anarchy and Death! or the V.L.A.D. for short"

dedede: "[i'm detecting a pattern here...]"

(punches kruglor until he dies) NO MORE VILLAINS!!!!!!!! we've already used up all our Brave Little Toaster songs & nearly every resource! JUST STOP!!!!!!

kruglor: "OKAY OKAY! ACH DU LIEBER, INE GIVEN UP!!! but you still have to beat zero..."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(we head for the spaceship, but...)

zero 2.5: "oh no you don't!"

(zero destroys the rocket)

olimar: "NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY NEW ROCKET! I'VE KNOWN IT FOR A WHOLE SEVEN POSTS COUNTING THIS ONE!!!!"

marie: "riiiiiight... hey, krug-thing! you wouldn't perchance have a ROCKET, would you?"

kruglor: "of course! ...i don't..."

(notices a fleet of rockets) BUT THERE'S A WHOLE F**KING FLEET RIGHT THERE!!!!!

kruglor: "ach, okay, none zat you can USE..."

okay, uh... MAKEABREAKFORIT!!!!

(we run and take one of the rockets and head for dark star)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*and you forgot me and im starving geez*

 

[smashfan666]

(we crashland on dark star)

wow, that was quick...

(we start traversing through dark star's landscape)

zero: "YOU again?! well, it seems you are serious about this... anyway, my inner sanctum is IMPENETRABLE!!! you will never get retro and his ugly snail friend!"

escargoon: "NAMES ESCARGOON!!!!"

zero: "whatever! anyway... as we speak, his energy is being drained so i can re-become zero 3!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

marie: "D**CHE!!!!"

(someone screaming nearby)

numbuh 362: "i think i hear someone!"

(we run towards the screaming, and untie someone. and guess who that someone is!)

all except numbuh 86: "NUMBUH 86?!?!"

numbuh 86: "...will someone mind telling me what the HECK IS GOING ON?!?!"

numbuh 362: "long story, but we have to make it to zero's inner sanctum to free retroantonio & escargoon."

numbuh 86: "(increasingly angry) WHAT?! i don't even KNOW either of those people!!! what kind of insanity IS this?!?! ever since we got to the future things've been out of whack!!! WHY IS ALL THIS HAPPENING?!?!"

dedede: "simmer down, scotty!"

numbuh 86: "(all up in dedede's face) SCOTTY?!?!"

dedede: "w-w-w-well, y'see it's just, you accent just-"

numbuh 86: "(punches dedede) don't... EVER... call... me... SCOTTY!!!"

giygas: "oh dear god, why did we even untie her?"

marie: "she is one big pain in the-"

numbuh 86: "SHUT IT!!!"

zero: "wait, i thought we KILLED all of them!"

numbuh 86: "well looks like you thought wrong, giant eyeball!"

hmm... and where there's ONE more... who knows how many others have survived?

well, we're coming for YOU, zero!!!

(we all run towards zero's throne room)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*lights up candle*

Escargoon: At this rate, we will be stuck in here forever.

Nah...I bet we will be fine. *yawns* I'm becoming tired though...my energy...my...*falls asleep*

Escargoon: W-What? No, wake up! Wake up! *shakes retro* Wake up! No...Zero you will pay. She may have been a pain, but you didn't have to do this...*takes out orb* I'm going crazy now! *shoots orb everywhere until it doesn't shoot anymore* And it runs out...

Darn it...*wakes up* Listen, Escargoon, gah...come closer. *cough*

Escargoon: W-What?

IMMA GONNA GIVE YOU SO MUCH LOVE WHEN I ESCAPE YOU WILL BE TRAPPED IN MY ARMS

Escargoon: AH!

*slices at the cord used for stealing power and it breaks* I still need to retrive the power I lost...but I have a bit, and if I can get it back...let's just get going.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Meanwhile*
Whatever.... *goes back the way I came, this time there's another door* Where'd that come from? *Goes in to find various scientists working on chemicals, a machine, and some sort of weapon*
Scientists:Morning, boss.