Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[smashfan666]

(dark matter minions jacked up with neco power block the entrance)

neco dark matter 1: "nya! you will never reach master zero!"

numbuh 86: "oh yeah?! well you all are about to get slathered in a meteor shower of SUPERCHARGE!!! (charges mustard gun)"

neco dark matter 3: "CR*P RUN!!!!"

(neco dark matters run away)

O.O wow, that was easy... i think i just thunk!

(later, a room is candle-lit, and numbuh 86 is in a dress)

numbuh 86: "THIS... IS... STUPID!!! why do I have to be the one to do this?!"

they'd get suspicious if we sent someone else to do it...

numbuh 86: "*facepalm* fine, i'll do it..."

(a dark matter minion is going by)

numbuh 86: "(soothing, more appealing tone) hey, hot stuff."

(dark matter notices numbuh 86, and is quickly wide-eyed)

numbuh 86: "you got time to spare for this?"

(dark matter quickly floats over, bringing a whole bunch of others)

numbuh 86: "(normal voice) NOW!!!"

(everyone is shooting at the dark matter and all those following it)

zero: "WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY DARK MATTERS?!?!"

escargoon: "YES!!! things are looking up!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

What's going on?
Scientist 1: I'm working on a teleporter
Scientist 2: I'm working on a nuclear bomb
Scientist 3: I'm working on a chemical that makes you invincable to dark matter
Can I see the teleporter?
Scientist 1: No! But you can see the BETA. *hands me beta*
This might be useful.....*tests it by sending Smash a note*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Zero: I think you mean down.

*zaps escargoon and turns him into a stone statue*

WH-WHAT?!?! When did you have that power?

Zero: I got new powers when i entered my 2.5 form...now! *breaks the statue*

W-WHAT?!?!

*everyone gasps*

I...will murder you! *erects a power unknown to man*

ZERO! YOU HAVE CAUSED ENOUGH DAMAGE. GUYS, LEAVE BEFORE...BEFORE IT GETS UGLY! TAKE THE REMAINS OF THE STATUE WITH YOU. I want at least Escargoon alive...

Number 362: What does that mean?

I...may not make it through this. Just go!

*turns into Neco Arc Chaos*

This is my fight...I'll handle it.

This is Neco Arc Chaos's look.

 

[smashfan666]

(we all head for the spaceship, go in, & lock the doors)

numbuh 86: "well that was totally POINTLESS...."

maybe, but we still have to get back to our own time!

(dedede is looking at a picture of escargoon)

dedede: "(sniff)"

numbuh 362: "don't worry, dedede. we'll bring him back someday..."

(shattered statue starts glowing)

both: "WTF?!?!"

(escargoon is back, but transparent... like a ghost)

dedede: "escargoon, is that you?!?!"

escargoon's ghost: "yeah, i need you to put the statue back together! i'm not dead yet, not all the way. but if we don't get the statue re-assembled by month's end, then i really WILL be dead..."

numbuh 362: "then we have to get started!"

(much later)

dedede: "eyelike circle..."

numbuh 86: "check..."

(numbuh 86 hands dedede what appears to be one of escargoon's eyes, which dedede then assembles with whatever they already have pieced together)

dedede: "jaggedy triangle."

marie: "check..."

(marie hands dedede a funnylookin' triangle)

dedede: "funky rhombus..."

(i hand dedede an aforementioned "funky rhombus")

dedede: "swab..."

(dedede wipes his brow with a wet rag)

dedede: "gentlemen, and ladies, and... whatever the f**k giygas is..."

(dedede holds up completed statue)

dedede: "we have SUCCESSFULLY reconstructed escargoon's stone body!"

escargoon's ghost: "SWEET! but we still have to use some un-stoneifying solution on it to bring me back to life (enters stone statue)"

i think i have some in my pocket- (grabs broken flask) which is BROKEN somehow... great, where are we gonna get MORE of that?!

numbuh 362: "i think there's still a vatfull of un-stonifying mixture back at the moonbase. [if KRUGLOR didn't already get to it...]"

olimar: "good. next stop: KND moonbase! now all i need to know is... where IS the moonbase?"

(olimar is looking all over the moon, until he finally spots the moonbase)

olimar: "there it is!!!"

(spaceship lands in the moonbase landing dock)

numbuh 362: "i can't believe it's still here!"

numbuh 86: "I can't believe this kruglor guy hasn't GOTTEN to it yet..."

numbuh 362: "numbuh 86, stay with marx & defend escargoon!"

numbuh 86: "(mumbling indistinctly)"

(the rest of us look for the vat of un-stoneifying mixture)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Zero: So, Neco...you think you can beat me?

Yes...just watch!

*throws buckets of hot sauce at Zero*

Zero: OH MY GOD IT BURNS

*stabs Zero's eye over and over and over and over and over*

Hehehehe....*tastes the blood* Delish. HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAA-

*goes back to normal form*

I want pie...nyaaaaa *uses Zero's teleporter to teleport to where Smashfan is at*

Hey, guys, I was fine...sure am tired though. *yaawwwn* HOLY MEATBALLS! What the heck is that? *points at KND moon base* Where are we?!?! What are we doing? *looks at Escargoon statue*

Escargoon...

You put him back together! Can he come back?

Dedede: Yeah. Only with that gluey stuff though

Nyyyyyya! *hugs everyone*

*sniff* THIS IS SUCH A HAPPY DAY.

Number 362: Don't be happy yet, we still need the the mixture.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I guess he didn't get it.
Scientist 1:It's only 99 percent accurate. Try again sir.
Alright.....*gives smash note through the teleporter*

 

[smashfan666]

(robot stomping)

dedede: "OHMYGODWHATTHEF**KWASTHAT?!?!"

(a giant robot made of random odds-n-ends is here)

(a computer displays the schematics, power level, and name of the robot)

computerized voice: "KIDS NEXT DOOR D.R.O.N.E. DEFENSIVE ROBOT OVERPROTECTIVELY NEUTRALIZES ENEMIES"

D.R.O.N.E: "intruder alert! must destroy!"

numbuh 362: "STOP!!! as kids next door supreme leader, i ORDER you to deactivate!!!"

D.R.O.N.E: "scanning... subject indeed confirmed as Numbuh 362, deactivating now... (doesn't deactivate) PSYCHE!!!"

numbuh 362: "he's not responding to commands. RUN FOR IT!!!!"

(we all run from the D.R.O.N.E.)

marie: "can't you call that thing off manually or something?!"

numbuh 362: "the D.R.O.N.E controller! i forgot i still had that! (tries using controller, but to no avail)"

computerized voice: "ACCESS DENIED"

numbuh 362: "DARN IT!!! looks like we'll have to avoid that D.R.O.N.E at all costs!"

(we all split up and try to avoid the D.R.O.N.E)

D.R.O.N.E: "d*mmit... (sends out pods)"

computerized voice: "KIDS NEXT DOOR S.P.A.F.A.L.I.E. SCOUTING POD ALWAYS FLIES AROUND LOOKING FOR INTRUDERS EVERYWHERE"

D.R.O.N.E: "all S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es search for the intruders and report back to me."

(S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es split up to follow us)

(back with numbuh 86 & marx)

numbuh 86: "there's not even anything to worry about, and we STILL have to guard this snail?!"

marx: "yes, if anything happened to this statue, then we'd have to go through all that bull again!"

(back with giygas)

giygas: "you pods are not at ALL a supposed force to be reckoned with, so why bother? (posesses a S.P.A.F.A.L.I.E.)"

giygas/s.p.a.f.a.l.i.e: "...RUN."

(other s.p.a.f.a.l.i.es fly away & crash into eachother)

giygas: "heh... pods are so stupid! (O.O) eeeeeeexcept of course for the wonderful CLYDE's aboard the absolution!"

(i am at a dead end)

!!! oh no!

s.p.a.f.a.l.i.e: "SCANNING INTRUDER... INTRUDER IDENTIFIED AS SMASHFAN666... !!! SMASHFAN666?! OH NOEZ... TOO MUCH PRESSURE... PRESSURE!!!"

(s.p.a.f.a.l.i.e explodes)

??? What The Pfargtl?

 

[RetroAntonio]

*inside the KND base, in a far down room*

???: I swear, I didn't know!

Number .123: I suggest you spill the milk! Who are you working for?

???: I'm not working for anyone! Look over there!

Number .123: Where? Huh? Where did that blue animal thingy go? T-The cage is broken!

*grabs intercom*

ALERT ALL KND! THERE IS A BLUE ANIMAL ON THE LOOSE! IT'S SUPER FAST, SO WATCH OUT!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

(Out of the jungle and in the outskirts./....of the jungle) That was one crazy battle... Dixie got power and speed *sigh*

Now gotta find SHDM and see what the hell is going on here......... Hey its ummmm other people.....

Naruto:: **** THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SASUKE

Sasuke:: now how the hell is this my fault.... your the one who decided on fighting the big hand that was trying to catch that squrriel looking girl with yellow hiar and now look at us we can't find a way out of this world because of you idiot

Naruto:: SHFUT UP

Sakura:: all the complaning is not getting us anywhere at all, lets just keep moving

Naruto:: Your so smart Sakura

Sakura:: and you an idiot

Hey you umm people.. it seems your stuvk in this video game like world as well

Naruto: Yes we are........... got any food I'M STARVING

............No and I wouldn't share it..... are you guys on the list

Naruto:: I now I am And I now I'm the best character, I'm fast and got good damaging attacks, HAHA.................................................................................................

Sasuke:: Not really

Naruto::

I don't Kare let stick to gether

*Meanwhile*


_____________________
MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/

 

[smashfan666]

(s.p.a.f.a.l.i.e tries to scan the blue thing, but to no avail)

s.p.a.f.a.l.i.e: "ERROR, SUBJECT IS TOO FAST, CANNOT SCAN..."

(blue blur circles around the D.R.O.N.E)

D.R.O.N.E: "SCANNING, ERROR! SUBJECT TOO FAST! ATTEMPTING TO SCAN AGAIN... STILL TO FAST! ATTEMPTING TO SCAN AGAIN... OH, COME ON! SLOW DOWN WILL YA?!"

blue thing: "no can do! (circles even faster)"

D.R.O.N.E: "ERROR! ERROR! EEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOR!!!! (explodificates)"

numbuh .123: "numbuh 187! we just lost a D.R.O.N.E!"

numbuh 187: "WHAT?!?! you better have a good reason for telling me this, numbuh .123!"

numbuh .123: "sir, there's still the S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es, we still have a chance to capture it!"

numbuh 187: "heh... i guess so... send out a U.D.R.O.N.E!"

numbuh .123: "but there's stil the-"

numbuh 187: "hey! it's not MY FAULT all the S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es have to operate n a D.R.O.N.E! so SEND IT OUT!!!"

numbuh .123: "yes, numbuh 187..."

(a U.D.R.O.N.E appears)

computerized voice: "KIDS NEXT DOOR U.D.R.O.N.E. ULTIMATE DRONE REALLY OVERPOWERED NEAR EXPLOSIVENESS"

numbuh 362: "oh no..."

marie: "(noticing U.D.R.O.N.E) what is THAT?!"

numbuh 362: "that's a U.D.R.O.N.E! it's more powerful than the standard D.R.O.N.E! (looking at online map of the moonbase) the only way to take it out is to take out the D.R.O.N.E power core on the control room!"

(marie & numbuh 362 run for the control room)

blue blur: "need a hand with that?"

(blue blur is revealed to be sonic)

numbuh 362: "wh... WHAO!!! what are YOU doing here?"

sonic: "numbuh 187 kidnapped me and locked me up! i ran for it as much as i could & took out a few D.R.O.N.Es!"

numbuh 362: "numbuh 187?! AAARGH! i thought we had ENOUGH of him!"

marie: "??? riiiiiiiiiiiight..."

(sonic, numbuh 362, and marie all run for the control room)

numbuh 86: "what was that blue thing?!"

marx: "!!! [sonic...]"

(meanwhile)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Dammit! Let's try sending a note to Mars. *does so*

 

[smashfan666]

(thousands of S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es flood the corridors)

numbuh .123: "the S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es are flooding it, sir! it's only a matter of time before they run numbuh 362 off!"

numbuh 187: "and the others?"

numbuh 666: "they are of no threat, why worry?"

numbuh 187: "if you could THINK... you'd know that they could regroup and fight their way through the S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es! i say you cut them off!"

numbuh .123: "yes, master numbuh 187! right away!"

numbuh 187: "you have been the thorn in my side for too long, numbuh 362. this time, you're MINE!!!!"

(meanwhile, with marx & numbuh 86)

numbuh 86: "(groan) it's official... i am BORED..."

marx: "(playing paddleball) then find some way to pass the time, like me!"

numbuh 86: "hmm... (plays with a ball-in-the-cup game) heh, you're right, marx!"

(CRASH!!!)

marx: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

(S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es are covering the ship)

numbuh 86: "CLOSE THE DOORS!!!"

(doors close)

(meanwhile, with spat & giygas)

giygas: "!!! do you hear something?"

spat: "nothing but my thoughts, pfpth! (can't hear thoughts over S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es) alright, who ruined my good times, pfpth?!?!?!"

giygas: "aww MAN!!!"

(numbuh 362, marie, and sonic make it to the control room)

numbuh 666: "D*MMIT!!!! too late!!!"

numbuh .123: "you gotta be f**king KIDDING me!!!"

numbuh 187: "that's enough, i'll handle this..."

(numbuh 187 comes out from the shadows & is revealed to have REAL batlike wings!!!)

numbuh 187: "so, numbuh 362... we meet again..."

numbuh 362: "so YOU'RE the one controlling the D.R.O.N.Es! you used to be a REVERED operative!"

numbuh 187: "well, sector h. or as i nicknamed to call it, sector H*LL. was getting to boring for us... so numbuh 666, numbuh .123, numbuh 7734, numbuh 8008, and myself, all decided to take over the moonbase in your absence! your time-travel mission was a hoax, just to lure you away! at least one year has gone since that day..."

numbuh 362: "i don't think this is going anywhere..."

numbuh 8008: "duuuuuh... pretty colors..."

numbuh 7734: "(being emo) what numbuh 8008 is trying to say, before he got distracted, is that you won't beat us... we have the moonbase, we have the D.R.O.N.Es, we have the S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es, and we have your new teammates..."

numbuh .123: "you won't be able to get control back! and you most CERTAINLY won't be able to destroy the D.R.O.N.E power core!"

numbuh 362: "oh yeah? cuz' marie just smashed it while you all were ranting on!"

numbuh 187: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! you moron, you moron, you MORON!!!!!!!! do you realize what you've just done?!"

sonic: "yeah, we shut down the D.R.O.N.Es & S.P.A.F.A.L.I.Es!"

numbuh 187: "some of which were holding up THIS FLOOR!!!! YOU IDIOTS!!!! this room is going to collapse at any moment!!!!"

(numbuh .123, numbuh 8008, numbuh 666, numbuh 7734, and finally numbuh 187 teleport out)

numbuh 187: "HAVE FUN DYING, LOSERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

numbuh 362: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?!"

(numbuh 362 & co. are running through the moonbase looking for the un-stoneifying mixture)

numbuh 362: "where IS IT?!"

(they run into the vat of the mixture)

marie: "0.0 is THAT it?"

numbuh 362: "0.0 yeah..."

Sonic: "(fills a pitcher full of the mixture) i got just enough for whatever it is you need it for, let's go!"

(everyone is back at the ship)

numbuh 86: "well it's ABOUT TIME!!!"

(takes mixture & pours it on stoneified escargoon)

escargoon: "(is un-stoneified) YEEEEEEEES!!!!"

olimar: "let's get back to our own time and forget all about this time thing!"

(we are in space)

dedede: "(hugs escargoon) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (stops) don't get used to that..."

escargoon: "now where's somewhere we can go back to the present?"

no idea...

giygas: "i suppose we just search until we can find a time portal..."

numbuh 362: "good idea, let's go!"

(ship takes off)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*is cooking*

Dedede: Are you cooking? I never knew you could cook. I guess since you're a lady you belong in the kit-*gets hit in the head with a frying pan* O-ow...

I am cooking cupcakes! Two separate batches! So, now that Sonic is here, we should be able to take anything.

And they're done! *gives everyone one*

And, I'll give Escargoon a special one. *eyes shine*

Here you go. *slips into kitchen laughing*

Sonic: What's with her?

Marx: She's a weird person. A very weird person.

*M.Bison comes out of nowhere and tries a cupcake*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs&feature=related

M.Bison: YES! YEEES! *jumps out of ship*

And so, that was random.

 

[mars16]

So what deminsion are you guys from

Sasuke:: we come from............

Messege hand:: Note For umm I C WENNER..... just kidding....Mars16


*Takes the Note*

Its from Stinko boy.......

**BOOOOOOOOM**

From out of Nower Bowser appears**********


Bowser:: Found you again

*Shoots Black arrows at Sasuke and Sakura..... turning them into trophys*

Bowser:: gotcha

Naruto:: No Sakura......Sasuke!

Bowser:: I'll let my friend Peter Griffin handle you

*Manwhile*


___________________
MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/

 

[smashfan666]

olimar: "(mouth full of cupcake) we're coming up on a fire planet we randomly need to go to! so prepare for landing!"

(ship lands near a fire lake on a rocklike island)

+music: Fireman's Stage - Blazing Internet+

marx: "(commenting on music playing) now THIS is music! it's got a funky beat!"

we might as well look for a time portal while we're here.

????: "HAHAHAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

(fireman.exe is on the same magma rock island we are)

fireman.exe: "who DARES intrude on MY planet?!"

numbuh 362: "YOUR planet?!"

fireman.exe: "yes, MY planet! i was the only good enough character to rule WITH A... BURNING FIST!!!"

but wutabout molt-

fireman.exe: "ONLY GOOD ENOUGH CHARACTER... and no, it's not just my FIYAHEART!!!"

+song: Fireheart+

(fireman.exe is in multiple different epic fire-related scenes as the song plays)

FIREHEART!!!!!

There's a feeling, deep inside my chest!

It besting my luck down like a black knight on a quest!

Im getting sweaty! My pulse just will not rest!

Could it be that I swallowed a hornets nest? NO!

Its my Fire Heart!

Burning like a fire in my fiery heart!

Fire Heart!

Oh how it burns, ROCK!

Oooooooooooh! TATATATATAH!

Fire Heart!

No man can understand

The power of the dragon is in my haaaand!

I mean chest...

FIREHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!

(song ends)

fireman.exe: "of course it's REALLY because i even know the lyrics the best out of ALL fire-related people here!"

nevermind that now... we have to find a time portal so we can get back to our own time!

fireman.exe: "!!! i.... i have a confession to make.... i, too, have been sent ahead in time.... which is why i'm even here in the first place!"

whao...

fireman.exe: "i suppose i'll help you look for a time portal.... truth be told, i haven't explored ALL of the planet yet anyway...."

FIREMAN.EXE NOW JOINS YOU

(loud thumping)

fireman.exe: "what the?! the lava giants aren't supposed to rampage for another MONTH!!!"

(a ship lands, wilfre & the kankers all step out)

0.0 OH GOD, NOT ALL AT ONCE...

wilfre: "HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! smashfan! i have tracked you down to this planet after taking nearly a WHOLE YEAR TO FIND YOU! and now that i have... i will FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

narrator: "smashfan & his team must now find a time portal! but wilfre has tracked them down. will they ever be able to get back to their own time? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!! man, how did all this happen in a YEAR anyway?"

 

[mars16]

I can't wait
__________________________________________________________________

Peter Griffin Overall 229 Weight: Very Heavy

GROUND ATKS
----
AA - 4%4%, To slow but high hit stun punches
Ftilt - Bellybump 10%, Slightly good range, but low priority
Dtilt - Foot out 7%, Low range and priority with little hitstun
Utilt - Jump spin 13%, Like Olimar but has More range duh.. and knockback
Dash - Belly slide 8%or 11%, Does more damage if hit when he slams to the ground
------------
AERIAL ATKS
----
A - Spin 16%, good damage and priority and possibly spikes
Fair - Clap 14%, Good knockback and priority
Dair - Belly drop 8%, Like D3 but has more range and knockback also faster
Uair - Clap 17%, good damage and fast with high knockback but laggy
Bair - Butt Bump 10%, good priority and easy to spam
-----------
SPECIAL B
-----
B - Beer bottle toss 7%, Average projectile
For - Fart Flames 3%each, Good damaging but easy to escape
Down - Fart fire Ball 8%, Slow moving
Up - Cape Peter" 0%, Good recovery
-----------
GRABS
------
Pummel - Punch 3%, Slow Pummel
For - Slam 8%, Fast slam, low knockback
Down - Site own 7%, Like D3 but to much knockback.... can't chaingrab
Up - Uppercut 9%, minor knockback
Back - Spinning throw 12%, Good Knockback
-----------
SMASH ATKS
-----
Side - Shoulder Charge 14%-28%, Great knocback if fully charged.... Low priority
Down - Back spin 12% - 22%, Like Wario's but Faster and more range....Laggy'er
Up - Drill 14% -26%, Good damage with low knockback and Priority
----------

Airmobility 32/100
Overall Attack speed Medium
Falling speed 92/100


Crawl

____________________________


Naruto You handle this





MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wilfre? You again? Okay then, well, we beat you before, how can we not beat you now? We have even more people on our team!

Wilfre: Little do you know that over the year, I've gotten stronger, and I will show you! This will be the final battle!

BATTLE ENGAGE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyogowO4VW8
(^This music plays)

 

[smashfan666]

fireman.exe: "EAT MAGMA!!! (blasts fire at wilfre, but it doesn't work) WHA?! people are usually burned to the marrow by that!!!"

wilfre: "PEOPLE, yes... me, nope!"

(the girls are holding off the kankers)

lee: "looks like you've got some new friends! heh..."

may: "the short one with the red hair doesn't look so tough!"

numbuh 86: "(snarl) (pulls out mustard gun)"

may: "(meep!)"

(i'm going to uppercut wilfre)

get ready for an uppercut you DIE!!!!

(wilfre is not affected)

D*MMIT!!!!

marx: "maybe this still works! (uses lazer)"

wilfre: "(not affected) heh, give up! you won't be able to beat me!"

grrr.... looks like this is gonna be tough...

(we all pit our strongest attacks against his)

wilfre: "w- what are you doing?!"

it's working! keep it up!

(we all force it more powerful, music changes to the melee version)

wilfre: "THIS IS NOT FUNNY! STOP IT NOW!!!"

sonic: "just a few more should send it over the top!!!!"

+final destination (brawl)+

(lee & may are finally shoved back into wilfre's ship)

lee: "well this stinks..."

(numbuh 362, numbuh 86, and marie all start joining in on our onslaught to beat wilfre)

wilfre: "NO! THIS CANNOT BE!!!!"

(retro's attacks start kicking in, finally running wilfre's health bar low)

wilfre: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS... THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!! YOU CAN'T... WIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(wilfre explodes)

well, that was... extreme... now to find the time portal

(LOUD EXPLOSION IN THE DISTANCE)

fireman.exe: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

(much later, at the explosion site. the remains of a time portal are found)

fireman.exe: "WHAT?! DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE FIGHTING WILFRE, WE COULD HAVE JUST SNUCK OFF AND USED THIS?! this really BURNS ME UP!!!!!"

(we all get back to the ship)

olimar: "any luck?"

we found one, but it was exploded

olimar: "DRATS!!! we'll have to try somewhere else!"

(ship flies off for a different planet)

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*Peter getting knocked out of the battle area*

Peter:: AAAOGH

Naruto:: That was easy.... now lets find that fat turtle thing and save my friends

*From out of nowhere a black arrow its Naruot turning him into a trophy then falling out of the sky comes Hadas*

Hadas:: We meet again Mars16

What I didn't see you on the character selection

Hadas:: I'm an unlockable (Quickly grabs Naruto then dashes away)

Hey get back here...... I can't believe his dash speed is better then mine

___________________
MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/

 

[RetroAntonio]

The nearest planet with a time portal is at Irk. I see it right there, and I can see the big giant power source boxes saying "TIME POWER SOURCE"*ship lands*

Alarm: WARNING! WARNING! ALL IRKENS REPORT TO BATTLE! FORIEGN SHIP IN LANDING POINT.

Um...that didn't sound good. *irkens break in*

Zoulch: I am an Irken military officer! I suggest leaving now or explaining your presence here. Or you can die. You can choose.

Sawelt: What he said!

*3 more irkens surround us*

W-we're looking for a time portal.

Irken: Silly creature, there is no time portal.

*points to the box power sources*

*irkens stare at each other*

Irkens: DIE!

*battle time!*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Alone again..........

*He then notices a castle*

I wonder who's in that midevil looking castle up that hill


3 minutes******

Theres trophy's...... Luigi Ness.. I also see King d3 knocked out on the floor
What happand to this castle its like an earthquake happened in here

*Turns Luigi and Ness to Normal*


Luigi:: Muma meya.......WHOA!!! (does a karate stance)

Ness::: Hmm

I'm one of the good guys, Who is the supreme person of this world so that I can try to beat them then get out of this world


Luigi::Hmm

Ness::????

F***... Lets g0

 

[smashfan666]

fireman.exe: "outta the way, irkens! before i get REALLY steamed!!!"

(flames on fireman.exe get bigger)

(marie is hitting Zoulch with his own hand)

Zoulch: "OWW!!!!"

marie: "(continually hitting zoulch) stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

Zoulch: "I CANNOT STOP! YOU ARE BEING IRONIC BY EVEN IMPLYING THAT I AM DOING IT TO MYSELF!!!"

marie: "T_T"

(fireman.exe is being attacked by multiple irkens. and then blasts them off, covered in flame)

fireman.exe: "NOW I'M BOILING MADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! (shoots LOTSA FIYA at the irkens)"

(only zoulch is left)

zoulch: "seriously, will you stop hitting me with my own hand? it's getting really annoying... (shoves marie off) OFF WITH YOU!!!"

spat: "!!! you okay?"

marie: "yeah, i'm alright..."

spat: "stay here, i'll take care of ZLOUCH..."

(spat is flying around, and shreds zoulch's skin?)

zoulch: "!!! MAH JACKET IF ON FIRES!!!"

(zoulch rips off his skin and is revealed to be Dr. Hobo (from VG Cats) just trying to have a little fun)

dr. hobo: "NOW IFS ON MUH PANTS!!! (throws 'da hooch' at it) !!! DA HOOCH!!!"

(dr hobo licks up 'da hooch' getting glass in his teeth)

dr. hobo: "ACK! GLAFF IN TEEFF!!"

all except dr. hobo: "WTF???"

dr. hobo: "agh! takes eet ahl! i dont needs eet!"

(box power sources are finally loaded aboard the ship)

there we go! that SHOULD be all of it!

(we all get back aboard the ship)

olimar: "ready to get back?"

as we'll ever be!

(ship teleports back to the past)

the gourd: "haha! that was the BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!"

(we get back)

the gourd: "oh, hey smash! great idea back there! (shrinks us and puts us in a can of salsa) LUNCHTIME... HEH... and i'm just about in the mood for some SMASHFAN! with a side of STUPID PEOPLE!!! (proceeds to drink the salsa)"

all except the gourd: "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

this is ONE fiesta i don't want to be a part of!

 

[RetroAntonio]

Agh! Bad puns! *gets inside Gourd's mouth* Agh! *shoots lasers which make the can fly off his hand* Save yourselves! Oh, and you Escargoon. You are coming with me.

Escargoon: But I'm here inside the can. *notices is in inside stomach with me* B-but how what? What is this, I don't even?!?!

Well, coutinuity errors my friend. Plus, I need someone here to comfort me, like you. *cat face* :3

Escargoon: *twitches eye* Noooooo!

Narrator: So, now they're stuck together! Now Retro will continue to love him. And as for Smashfan, and his other friends, they are in the hands of Gourd, can they get back to normal size and fight? Little people are weak, but maybe they can fight back even when they are little. *a ****** comes in*

******: LITTLE PEOPLE ARE WEAK, HUH?

Narrator: *gulp*

 

[smashfan666]

(fireman.exe sprays fire into the gourd's mouth, making him throw up retro & escargoon)

escargoon: "THAT WAS THE GROSSEST THING EVER..."

the gourd: "you IDIOTS!!!"

(the gourd shoves us all up his nose)

marie: "augh YUCK!!!"

meta knight: "hmm... organic composite with traces of mucus molecules..."

spat: "uh, yeah, pfpth... it's called SNOT..."

marie: "(cringing) how to get 15 people out of a nose WITHOUT picking it?"

fireman.exe: "rrrgh... rrrgh!!! RRRGH!!! BLAGH!!!! (fire spouts)"

the gourd: "bleh... my nose itches... (scratches)"

marie: "waitaminit, that's it!"

yeah! fireman! i need you to get EXTREMELY heated up!

fireman.exe: "okay then... [dead puppy... dead puppy... DEAD PUPPY...] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!"

(EXTREME SUPERNOVA!!!)

the gourd: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! MY NOSE IS BURNING!!!! (sneezes all over the floor)"

marie: "TURN US BACK TO NORMAL SIZE!!!!"

the gourd: "HA! and if i DON'T?"

(fireman.exe launches a stream of fire at the gourd's eyes)

the gourd: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! (turns us back to normal size) but i think you should know that all of you, and the floor, was covered in mucous particles that will break the stasis in a delayed reaction..."

english, man. ENGLISH!

(snot grows and is flooding the place)

the gourd: "THAT! AAAAAAAAH!!!!"

marie: "this is more gross than when it was still up your NOSE, gourd freak!!!"

the gourd: "T.M.I!!!"

(we are all floating around in constantly swishing snot)

 

[RetroAntonio]

This...is disgusting! Ugh...

*gets a vaccum*

Take this, snot!

*vaccums it all*

Dedede: You cleaned it up!

Marx: Yay!

*the vaccum bursts with more snot than ever*

Escargoon: Now look what you've gone and done!

I'm drowning in it, agh, it's in my mouth!

Sonic: *drowning sonic music plays* Darn!

Gourd: And...of course I'm heavy and sink to the bottom. Oooof course.

 

[mars16]

*In the Desert*

****it guys were are we going

Ness:: What? were following you

I now just uggh ****.........

*A black blur dashes past them*

What the hell was that? Looked like Shadow possibly...... is he in ther game.... one way to find out

*Meanwhile*


MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots a hole in the fortress where we all get pulled out)

minion: "CHUNKY WATERSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!"

the gourd: "I WILL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

(we all land on the floor)

the gourd: "i'm gonna get the HECK OUTTA HERE!!!!"

minions: "we're with him..."

(the gourd & his minions all run away)

timber the dark shard: "(somehow alive even though he's a wood) none of them were playing with afull deck anyway, folks..."

(iris in)

(later, at the trailer park)

lee: "*sigh* that future stuff was a LOAD OF BULLSH*T!!!"

may: "ditto..."

(lee looks in a mirror and makes a face)

lee: "BLAA..."

may: "good times..."

+credits music: sonic the hedgehog credits+

--<|CREDITS|>--

-<characters>-

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - secondary main character

marx - smashfan's friend

spat - the all-fibber, one of smashfan's teammates

marie kanker - one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 362/rachel mackenzie - supreme leader of the KND, one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 86/fanny fulbright - KND global tactical officer, ex-head of decommissioning, one of smashfan's teammates

sonic - fastest thing alive, one of smashfan's teammates

FireMan.EXE - alternately leader of fire planet, one of smashfan's teammates

captain olimar - only hocotate freight employee of any merit, one of smashfan's teammates

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, one of smashfan's teammates

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy, one of smashfan's teammates

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

king dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

escargoon - king dedede's co-ruler, one of smashfan's teammates, retro's main fandom

giygas - ex-embodiment of evil, one of smashfan's teammates

dr. hobo - random character

lee kanker - 'leader' of the kanker sisters

may kanker - antagonist

lord fuse - ruler of planet fusion

unknown character - runner of his personal character mix-n-match thing

dr. van kruglor - alter-ego of krug, pantsman's arch-nemisis

junkyard magnet - silent antagonist

junkyard crusher - magnet's minion, the other thing you'd be an IDIOT not to know...

zero 2.5 - ruler of dark star

fusion marx - one of fuse's minions

wilfre - legendary evil

the gourd - final antagonist in the storyline

ignignokt - co-manager of ignignokt-n-err's mooninite tech

err - co-manager of ignignokt-n-err's mooninite tech

-<locations>-

junkyard

the gourd's fortress

the gourd's fortress (movie room)

the gourd's stomach

the gourd's nose

cave

meadow

unkown guy's mix-n-match shed

the moon

KND Moonbase

fire planet

moonlike asteroid

-<key items>-

un-stonifying mixture

snot

all rights reserved, no copyright infringement intended, you should know by now...

smashfan and his team are back in their own time, and are getting on with their lives defending the thread as usual...

all the bad guys are licking their wounds in solitude...

will there be a new villain in town?

that's possible...

--<THE END... FOR NOW...>--

 

[StinkomanFan]

I think he got it, I'm not sure....
Scientest 1ity it doesn't deliver both ways.
Yes pity...*reaches into pocket*Say....Is that a new Happy Tree Friend?
Scientest 1: Really?! Where!? *Turns around*
*uses letter opener to kill scientest 1* My bad, It's just an old one. *takes body* Now, I can use that teleporter to send mars the mini teleporter! *does so, with a note attached to it*

 

[mars16]

Messege Hand:: Another letter for Mars16

Wonder what it is this time......... Cool some sort of divise *Touches* then teleports away*


Luigi:: HUH?

Ness:: Where did he go

_____________________--

*In Stinko Boy's Lab*

How did I end up here

 

[StinkomanFan]

You used the teleporter on yourself?! Didn't you read the letter!?

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ah...the beach again. Good times.
*sips tropic drink*
Nice, and fresh.

Dedede: *is eating hamburger* NOM NOM

Escargoon: Shouldn't you slow down...you might choke, Your Maj-

Dedede: I can eat any way I want!

*sigh* Them quarreling again...

Marx: HEY ESCARGOON KING DEDEDE WAS CRYING WHEN YOU WERE SEMI-DEAD! *snicker*

Dedede: Why you little- *chases marx with a hammer*

Escargoon: Heh...

Marx: You can't catch me ahaha-OUF!

Dedede: GAH!

Marx! Dedede! Stop quarreling!

Marx and Dedede: STOP YELLING INTO OUR EARS!

I'm not the only yelling into someone's EARS.

Marie: Geez, can't anyone get any quiet anymore?

Escargoon: Siree, shouldn't you stop before it gets--

*dedede hits escargoon with hammer*

Dedede! Stop hitting Escargoon! *punches*

Everyone: Grr...

*everyone is arguing*

-------------------------------------|
NEW STORY: A TEAM BROKEN
-------------------------------------|

 

[mars16]

This is awsome Stinko thanks Now I can go back and leave when ever I want.....
But I think I should go back..... SHDM is up to something and I will not let him successed
I have to get to subspace.... Thanks Stiunko and you can tag along anytime you want to


*Teleports back*


Ness:: Where did you just go?


______________________---]
MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/STINKOMANFAN/

 

[StinkomanFan]

Hmmm......I wonder if... *goes back to cells* Guard! Someone killed a man! I found him in the lab!
Guard: WHAT!? *loads gun* Where's the body?
Right here....*gives guard body*
Guard: Stab wounds! This is insane! Here! *gives me nightstick* Use this to protect yourself! Where'd you find him?
...The lab.
Guard: Here, Have these keys. I can trust my boss. *leaves to lab*
Hehe....Here*gives F Nightstick* There's your weapon.
F:A nightstick? Can't you give me a knife?
I don't want you to overpower me. *opens door to cell* Go!
F: YES! Now how do I get out of here....
Hide in here! *stuffes F in teleporter and then uses it*

 

[smashfan666]

(gets back from getting tropical pineapple beverage)

hey everyone i-

all except me: "STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"

0.0 what is everyone arguing about?

marx: "oh, just NOTHIN' T_T (drags me alongside escargoon, numbuh 86, meta knight, marie, spat, and numbuh 362) c'mon smash, none of these people are worth our time..."

dedede: "YOU guys aren't worth OUR time either!"

(dedede, giygas, retroantonio, galacta knight, fireman.exe, wham bam jewel, sonic, and olimar walk away)

dedede: "we don't need THEM anyway... they have GIRLS with them"

galacta knight: "??? but RETRO is a girl!"

dedede: "POTATO-PUTAHTO!"

meta knight: "i can't believe it... they're serious about this..."

numbuh 362: "we can't just let this go through! we have to do something about this!"

(much later)

team trust person: "good afternoon, class. my name is doctor timothy rust. call me mr. trust for short."

all except dedede: "good afternoon, mr. trust!"

dedede: "(sluggish) good afternoon, mr. trust..."

mr. trust: "looks like someone's feeling a little sluggish! (hands dedede coffee) coffee?"

dedede: "(still sluggish) yes PLEASE!!! (violently sipping coffee)"

mr. trust: "now, it seems some of you have trust issues! now, we have to see why the teams have their issues!"

all except mr. trust: "TEAMS?!"

mr. trust: "yes... first off, one pretends to be the other! so dedede, marx, you go first!"

marx: "(pretending to be dedede) ooh! lookit me! i am the great king dedede! i command CHICKEN waddle dees and a CHICKEN snail because he's a CHICKEN!"

dedede: "(pretending to be marx) well i'm marx, and i liek smashfan! smashfan this! smashfan that! i don't know why i can't just MARRY the guy even though that sounds more than a little GAE!!!"

Mr. Trust: "0.0 whao, you REALLY have issues... marie and fireman, you two next..."

fireman.exe: "(pretending to be marie) hehehehahuhuha! i'm marie! oh god, is that a PIMPLE?! i gotta look good for my SPATTYKINS!!!!"

spat: "(angry at fireman.exe) SPATTYKINS?! that is a LOW BLOW, FIREMAN, PFPTH!!! LOW... BLOW!!!"

marie: "... (pretending to be fireman.exe) i'm fireman, I'M MAD AS H*LL AND I CONSTANTLY SPEW FIRE FROM MY BRAINS!!! I'M NOT VIOLENT! AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!!"

mr. trust: "OoO ...uuuuuuuuuuuuh... giygas? fanny?"

numbuh 86: "(pretending to be giygas) I FEEL G-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D!!! NESSNESSNESSNESSNESS! RANDOM SPEWIN'S! YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY ATTACKS, HAHA!!!"

giygas: "(pretending to be numbuh 86) i'm numbuh 86, but my real name is fanny fulbright! though i don't like to know that because it's the most embarrassing name ever!"

mr. trust: "SOMEONE! QUICK!!! BRING IN THE NEXT SCENE!!!"

(the next scene happens, everyone is back against eachother)

mr. trust: "for our next trust exercise, lean back and hope that your partner catches you! now, based on the previous exercise, the teams are dedede & marx, escargoon & retroantonio, sonic & rachel, giygas & fanny, spat & fireman-"

spat: "why do I have to catch HIM?!"

mr. trust: "dude, his hands are on fire... FIRE!"

spat: "duly noted, pfpth..."

mr. trust: "anyway... the other teams are olimar & meta knight, galacta knight & marie... the rest will be watching... ready?"

(marx leans back, dedede catches him)

dedede: "and what was the point of that?!"

mr. trust: "catching your partner symbolizes you trust him even SOMEWHAT."

dedede: "well i did it mostly because not doing it affects my grade or something..."

mr. trust: "there are no grades in this exercise, mr. de"

dedede: "(drops marx) then why did i do that?!"

marx: "ouch..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

Escargoon: *sighs and then drops*

I WILL CATCH YOU! *catch* You're now in my arms. *smooch*
Escargoon: why

:3 Mr.Trust, may I have my ice cream?

Mr. Trust: Now we never said anything about ice cream.

Marx: Why not?

*everyone asks and starts arguing*

Mr.Trust: N-Now the next lesson please.

Dedede: Not all the teams are done!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "I got a lesson for ya'! how far someone can shove their partner UP YOUR A$$!!!!"

mr. trust: "i don't think that has anything to do with-"

dedede: "SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!"

(punches being thrown... later)

superintendent of the beachside trust agency: "now, while mr. trust is in the hospital, allow me to introduce you to your substitute 'trust guide'... mr. evilguy..."

(johnny evilguy is in the room)

johnny evilguy: "welcome, STUDENTS!!!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

johnny evilguy: "i see i already know some of you... our next trust exercise, working with your partner to DODGE THE LAZER BEAMS!!!"

(security beams are fired at the floor)

johnny evilguy: "now, while you weren't looking i have SHACKLED YOU TO YOUR PARTNERS!!! and you will not get them off until the exercises are over, and the exercises will not be over until you all can trust your partners!"

OH GOD, WHY DID I SUGGEST THIS!?!?!?

johnny evilguy: "first up, giygas & fanny! ready... GO!!!"

(numbuh 86 tries to slip through the lazers, but giygas isn't moving)

numbuh 86: "c'mon... we got to get MOVING!!!"

giygas: "(moves, trying to slip through the lazers) going now!"

(giygas ends, but numbuh 86 accidentally touches a lazer near the end)

numbuh 86: "aaaaaaargh FISH PASTE!!!"

johnny evilguy: "hmm.... we won't count that last lazer you tripped..."

(much later)

johnny evilguy: "next exercise, choice! your partner, or your fortunes? choose the treasure chest, your partner gets dumped in electric eels. choose your parner, you BOTH get dumped into the eels!"

spat: "don't worry, pfpth. i hear there aren't real eels, just plastic!"

(a curtain opens, revealing a high wire over a tank of real eels, and a treasure chest right beside it)

all except johnny evilguy: "HOLY SH*T"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Escargoon: Make the right choice now...

*jeopardy think music* Oh wait, why am I thinking? I can do anything for Escargoon.

I CHOOSE THE TREASURE CHEST

Escargoon: Wha? *falls into the eels but the chain between me and him stop it*

Evilguy, you're not so smart. I can easily stop him from falling using the momentum and such to...

Evilguy: Get to the point!

I can stop him from falling easily with my chains.

Evilguy:...DODGE MORE LASERS!

*she's a maniac plays*

DODGE TIME!

*dodges all the lasers by dancing*

"She's a maniac, maniac on the floor and she's dancin like she never danced before"

WOO! *pours water on self*

Escargoon: But I can't dan-*gets shot alot* TRUST?!?! WHERE'S THE TRUST IN THAT? OW!

Well, I'm sorr-

Escargoon: Sorry won't cut it you ungraceful little-

Shut up, you know what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmPvcC8Pvhc

This video describes it. Now do what it says, you jerk. I cared about you, but fine then, just a bit of fun I'm having without you and you-

Escargoon: NAG NAG NAG! That's all you ladies do!

*argue*

 

[smashfan666]

(johnny evilguy presses a button, retro and escargoon are both zapped)

escargoon: "WHAT THE H*LL, EVILGUY?!"

johnny evilguy: "didn't i tell you? every time you argue, i zap you both..."

escargoon: "D*MMIT!!!"

johnny evilguy: "MOUTHING OFF AT YOUR TRUST GUIDE! MORE LAZERS!"

+song: she's a maniac (sped up)+

(they dodge more lazers)

johnny evilguy: "KEEP DANCING!!! now, spat & fireman. your next exercise is... DANCING IN STEP!!!"

spat: "whaaa?"

johnny evilguy: "every time you make a dance move the other doesn't, you both get zapped!"

fireman.exe: "WHAT?! why not one of us?!"

johnny evilguy: "because, what if it zaps the wrong one?!"

spat: "you actually make a good point, pfpth..."

johnny evilguy: "well, what are you waiting for?!"

fireman.exe: "the shackles. we're a little RESTRAINED here?"

johnny evilguy: "do i look like a jail warden?"

(spat is envisioning johnny evilguy in a warden uniform)

(spat & fireman.exe start dancing the same dance. spat is just a centimeter off, and they get shocked)

spat: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

johnny evilguy: "one of you was off a centimeter..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

That's not fair evilguy! *reflects laser back at machine with the metal chains* Haha! *explosion* No more!

*starts dancing*

But I cannot dance!

AHHHHHGH!

Escargoon: *holds up sign that says "what she said"*

Cmon! Please, I can't take this!

 

[smashfan666]

(retro and escargoon are shocked)

escargoon: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!"

johnny evilguy: "i can shock people by thought..."

escargoon: "now that's just f**king stupid..."

johnny evilguy: "LAZERS!!!"

(retro and escargoon are dancing while avoiding lazers)

johnny evilguy: "look, i am a USA CERTIFIED TRUST REBUILDER... i will admit my methods ARE unorthodox, but they GET THE JOB DONE. ask ANYONE i've worked with!"

superintendent of beachside trust agency: "it's true, he's helped rebuild the trust of OVER 9000!!!! pairs of people per year, there's not much i can do about it. reporting him to the president would be pointless, and handling it ourselves would just be ********..."

marx: "f**k, looks like we're just gonna have to go with this bull."

dedede: "...this sucks"

johnny evilguy: "JOIN CATFREAK AND SLUGFACE!"

(dedede & marx are dancing with retro & escargoon)