Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[smashfan666]

i got an idea! maybe if we play a ridiculously happy tune he'll recoil!

+song:it's doc gerbil's world!+

OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

marie: "R*PE! R*PE! OH, R*PE!"

anti marx: "this is actually pretty catchy! (singing along) it's doc gerbil's world! it's doc gerbil's world!"

OH COME ON!!!!

dedede: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

fireman.exe: "(supernova) EEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

spat: "DEAR GOD, THIS SONG SOUNDS WORSE THAN FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD OVER A LOUDSPEAKER DURING A TRAIN WRECK!!!!"

 

[mars16]

*meanwhile*

*Still battling Shadow*

**** your tough... I can't believe I'm not done with you yet

Shadow::: I'm no pushover 16

Ganandorf:: enough Shadow

Shadow:: What, are you telling me to stop?

Ganandorf:: Yes, you did good but I want him to fight some one else... Let us go back to the helbard

Your going nowhere

*A big gaint Robot dropsa down and stands in a combat style*

Ganandorf:: He is just to stall for us to leave.,.... he not the one I want you to fight
Let us go now

**** THIS THING IS BIG

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MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/EVILMARSJUAN/VEGETA/UBERMARIO/
SCORPION/

 

[RetroAntonio]

*plays video*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

Haha....what a happy song.

Anti-Marx: NO! NOOOOO!?!?!? AGHHHHHHH IT HURTS!

 

[smashfan666]

anti marx: "AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! RIDICULOUSLY BRIGHT AND/OR BLEAK MUSIC!!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(song ends)

anti marx: "y-yes! i can feel my strength returning!"

NO! his strength is returning! i hear he's weak to spoilers! at the end of the movie, it turns out

Spoiler

eddy made EVERYTHING up about his brother!

anti marx: "ACK!!!! NO!!! NOT SPOILERS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

it's working! KEEP SPOILING!!!

numbuh 362: "it is found out after the

Spoiler

scavenger hunt

, that

Spoiler

numbuh 1 was chosen for the galactic KND!

"

anti marx: "STOP WITH THE SPOILERS!!! PLEASE!!!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!"

in the cloud city battle, it is revealed that

Spoiler

darth vader IS luke's father!

anti marx: "T_T everyone knows THAT..."

o.o we find out near the end that

Spoiler

lazlo didn't leave or go missing, he just went to the latrine!

anti marx: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! SPOILERS FOR A MOVIE I HAVENT EVEN SEEN YET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

marie: "

Spoiler

the toaster throws itself into the crusher's gears to save the master!

"

spat: "

Spoiler

the cube is destroyed along with most of the decepticons, and jazz!

"

Spoiler

the makuta is frozen in protodermis and the toa bring the matoran to a new island!

anti marx: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TO MANY SPOILERS!!! getting weak... please... stop..."

c'mon, just one more spoiler to beat him!!!

 

[RetroAntonio]

...*ahem*

I'll tell you a sad story...a sad one. The worst one of all. HAhAHAH!

Spoiler

CLAUS DIES AND PORKY LIVES INSIDE THE ABSOLUTELY SAFE CAPSULE

 

[smashfan666]

anti marx: "ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(anti marx gets up and is REALLY p*ssed off)

anti marx: "I'M GONNA F**KING KILL YOU!!!!"

????: "STOP!"

(???? is actually anti marie)

anti marie: "i'm getting f**king tired of this ANARCHY! i never even WANTED to be evil. i just want... TO BE A CHOCOLATE TASTE TESTER INSTEAD!!!!"

dedede: "wow, THAT's just crazy..."

(red sky turns blue)

anti smashfan: "(dull) yeah, and i actually want to be INTERESTING."

anti retro: "and find out what 'nya' & 'ayn' even mean!"

anti spat: "and set up relationships!"

marie: "man, he is DEFINITELY spat's opposite..."

(antis all speaking up)

anti marx: "no! STOP! PLEASE!!! NO MORE BIG-TWIST MOMENT!!! BIG TWISTS MAKE ME SICK!!!"

so, what are you going to do without your 'army' to back you up?

(anti marx is throwing up in a paper bag)

anti marx: "you may have won this round, but i'll be back!!!"

(someone throws a soda can at anti marx)

anti escargoon: "GET A NEW COPY OF THE BOOK ON 'EPIC', FAILERSON!"

(anti marx explodes in a big, bright light)

PHEW! we sure averted THAT crisis.

anti smashfan: "yeah. we've sure got LOTS of work to do to get anti world peaceful-"

anti wilfre: "yeah! and it looks like we'll have a lot of time to do it, too. but as long as we're all doing it together, we'll likely get it done TWICE as fast!"

anti may: "yes, indeed. but what is currently boggling my mind now is... whatever happened to anti marx?"

(suspenseful music plays, anti marx is in the trailer park in our world)

anti marx: "one of these days, smashfan... i will get my revenge upon you..."

(normal world lee & may are overshadowing anti marx)

anti marx: "huh?"

lee: "would 'ya look at this!"

(lee & may are dragging anti marx into their trailer)

anti marx: "let me go! i command you! i've seen what you do to people! just let me go free! i'm sure i've got 50 earth cents on me! (searches goatee) c'mon WHERE IS IT?!"

(trailer closes, sounds of a tussle are heard)

anti marx: "(screaming as if in pain)"

(meanwhile, back with us)

anti fuse: "i'm sure wherever it is, it's his own personal h*ll."

(all laughing)

+credits music: legend of zelda main theme (brawl)+

/CREDITS\

/characters\

smashfan666 - main character

anti smashfan - unintentionally dull

retroantonio - secondary main character

anti retro - necro ark

marx - smashfan's friend

anti marx - main antagonist

marie - one of smashfan's teammates

anti marie - anti-world-renowned vigilante, chocolate taste tester

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

giygas - ex-wielder of evil, one of smashfan's teamates

anti giygas - human

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer, ex-head of decomissioning, one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 362 - KND supreme leader, one of smashfan's teammates

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, one of smashfan's teammates

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy, one of smashfan's teammates

dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

anti dedede - anti escargoon's co-ruler, anti retro's main fandom

escargoon - dedede's co-ruler, one of smashfan's teammates, retro's main fandom

anti escargon - self-proclaimed ruler of anti-dreamland

spat - the all-fibber, one of smashfan's teammates

anti spat - agent of happy

fireman.exe - one of smashfan's teammates

anti fireman.exe - referred to

may - cameo

anti may - coffee person, part-time genius

lee - 'leader' of the kanker sisters, cameo

anti lee - dancer

anti wilfre - leader of the anti-villains

anti fuse - ruler of anti planet fusion

anti magnet - anti world junkyard magnet

anti crusher - assumed to exist

anti nightmare - supposed bringer of good dreams (DANCING IS FORBIDDEN)

anti marx soul - assumed to exist

anti gourd - anti world vigilante

other anti versions - residents of anti world

/locations\

forum fighter HQ

halberd

anti world

nightmare realm

trailer park

all rights reserved, it should be easy to tell what comes after that....

smashfan and his team saved smashboards from utter destruction yet again...

Anti world now existed in perfect co-relation with smashboards...

and it seemed peace at last reigned in the world of smashboards...

...or does it?

/THE END... FOR NOW...\

 

[RetroAntonio]

*is walking on a sidewalk* Ah...looks like Smashboards is at peace.

*enters the PSA building*

How are the PSA's going?

Digiholic: Oh yes, great! I'm actually making a Megaman Volnutt for Brawl!

How interesting! *exits*

Yes, smashboards is great. *enters HQ* Hello fellows, how i-HOLY PICKLES! *smashfan is knocked out and the place is trashed* What the heck happened?

Wait....there is a note!

*reads*


Hello Smashfan and RetroAntonio,
I am the Time-Lord, and you have messed up time itself. The time universe is in crisis because of you uniting all these...weird video game characters! You could have choosen a more careful way to go about this, but now all the universes they came from are being destroyed by time breaking! Meet me at the General Chat part of the forum to know more. But I've taken all your friends till then. Bye bye.

Smashfan...the Time-Lord has taken our friends...we gotta meet up with him, this is big time! All the universes are corrupted, and I bet even more people are being brung over here...I guess we better get going. I'll grab my stuff, if there is time. My claws could be enough. *grabs a snickers* Snickers. What all true warriors strive for. Are you ready to go, Smashfan?

 

[mars16]

Hmmm guys why do I fell lke something is bad happining ike.... are you guys from this world


Mario:: No, Me Peach Luigi and Bowser are from Mushroom Kingdom Universe
And other characters are from there universe....

I just fell like something is bad happining in alot of different areas......


But hey it might just be my stomach and just hungry.... lets keep moving

8meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(waking up) i liek fooby...

(Marie enters the room)

marie: "what's going o- (notices that the place is trashed) HOLY PICKLES!!! (reads note) 0_0 guess i'm the only one they didn't get..."

thank goodness you were hidden in the ham closet...

(marie is eating a large ham)

marie: "yup, nobody would EVER suspect someone to hide in THERE!"

and how! TO GENERAL CHAT!!!!

+Ed Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers! The Woods+

 

[RetroAntonio]

Time-Lord: They are 2 seconds late...

*we enter*

Hey, Time-Lord...eh,eh...uh, so what's life how doing?

Time-Lord: Do not be nervous, I simply need you to undo what you have done. I can fix this, with your help only though. You see, I'm not a big fan of fighting. And this time madness has gave some of the greatest villians amazing powers. If you could, these portals will lead you to those universes. Good luck!

*gives us portals to cn world, nick world, and nintendo world*

 

[smashfan666]

(is frozen nearly in place)

(thinking) [WHAT THE F**K IS THE TIME LORD THINKING?! greatest powers?! time portals?! undo what we've done?! what HAVE we done to make it all like this?! was it removing anti marx?! defeating wilfre & hadas?! well, i suppose i'll go about this, but only because it's to save everything. i put the lives of thousands of others, and my friends, over all else! which is why i only work correctly in THIS version of forum fight...]

(we all goto nintendo world)

so, what do we have to do? and whatever is is PLEASE let it not be killing the characters. i DESPISE KILLING THE INNOCENT!

time-lord: "nah, nothing like that. you have to destroy the 3 gourd time controllers, they are what the gourd used to send you to the future. it is also what sent fireman, olimar, numbuh 86, & numbuh 362 into the future"

marx: "still, if you went back in time and changed the PAST, resulting in changing the FUTURE, wouldn't that be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!"

time-lord: "couldn't be any worse than what's going to happen if you DIDN'T..."

marie: "0_0 (speaking directly to audience/readers) this time-lord guy has issues..."

time-lord: "you don't know the HALF of it! see, when i was younger..."

(lol, flashback)

time-lord: "(narrating flashback) ...i met a time traveler who wanted to come from the future to kill me..."

(a skeletal terminator enters the flashback scene, bursting through the wall)

time-lord: "and then i stole his car..."

(the younger time-lord steals the terminator's time-car)

terminator: "I'LL BE BACK!!!!"

(flashback ends)

time-lord: "so now i time travel for a living, vacation, and a means to get the answers trivial pursuit online...."

(dedede is smashing the first gourd time controller)

dedede: "DIE!!! EVIL!!! GOURD!!! TIME!!! CONTROLLER!!! WE!!! CAN'T!!! AFFORD!!! TO!!! MESS!!! UP!!! TIME!!! ANY!!! FURTHER!!!"

(gourd time controller is destroyed completely)

okay, that was crazy (we teleport to nick world)

time-lord: "the gourd time controller is likely somewhere in-"

fish head reporter: "THIS JUST IN! a large machine has just been dropped into the intersection on CONCH and CORAL!"

time-lord: "well, that was convenient!"

(we all head for the next gourd time controller)

 

[RetroAntonio]

???: Haha!

You small little punk!

Plankton: Yes, it's me again, and this time, losing will not be a choice! *reveals fishhead to be a robot* I rule Bikini Bottom now, and no body can stop me! *turns into giant robo thingy*

 

[smashfan666]

(marie jumps on the robot & starts punching dents in it)

plankton: "AAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE DAMAGING MY ROBOT!!!"

marie: "that's the idea, shrimp!"

a shrimp: "but i didn't say nothing!"

marie: "T_T NOT you, THIS shrimp!"

shrimp: "oooooooh... 'kay bye!"

(the shrimp leaves)

plankton: "that was... irrelevant..."

marie: "yep... (resumes punching)"

(machine starts spinning around erratically)

robot: "ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! DAMAGE TO EXOSKELETON! ERROR! MUST SPIN AROUND ERRATICALLY! SPIN! SPIN! (singing) YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD, BABY, RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND!"

marie & plankton: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

marie: "I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP!!!"

plankton: "NOT ON MY ROBOT, YOU'RE NOT!!!"

(robot stops spinning and falls over)

(plankton gets up)

plankton: "you all won't beat me, smash! not you, or your team! (runs off) I WENT TO COLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGE!!!!"

marie: "(dizzy) SHUT UP ABOUT COLLEGE!! (throws a muffler at plankton)"

plankton: "OW!!!"

marie: "(dizzy) now someone hand me a barf bag..."

(marie grabs a barf bag from marx and throws up in it)

marie: "(throwing up) uuuuugh.... spinning.... too fast.... still dizzy...."

now where's the REAL gourd time controller?!

(notices it on the intersection at conch & coral)

wow, so it really IS there!

plankton: "a-DOYYY!!! it really IS! i just used that information to my ADVANTAGE!!!"

marie: "SHUT UP! (throws robot's hand at plankton)"

plankton: "OW!!!"

(we run for the gourd time controller)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*bottle gets sent back* Must've missed. *looks in it* But it's got water. I wonder how it.... Oh well. *brings to person* Drink this. *man starts coughing*
???: Thank you! I feel fresh as a daisy! Here! Have these! As my gift to you! *gives me rope, a horseshoe, and a rubber chicken, then runs off*
How odd... Hey! He was sitting on a trapdoor! I wonder where it goes.... *opens it and jumps down*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*a blur steals it!*

Crocker: Ahaha! I've stolen 100s of fairies for my own use to become ultimate crocker! *grows super large* I will not let you take away my power!

*inside the core of smashboards, a eye opens...*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*lands next to a large bomb, breaking my legs* Oh god! MY F***ING LEGS! *scrambles around hitting a lightswitch, turning it on* Huh? *notices skeleton* Oh god! Oh God! *breathes heavily* Ok, I'm calm now.... Where am I? *grabs the skeleton's large femur and uses it as a crutch*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile* *After a while*

Ok I think were at the center of the temple......

Clone Mars16: Yes you are

Evil Marsjuan:: and you want get any farther then this

Mario:: More chumps hah, Mars you take out Mars16 and I will handle Evil Mars

Sure thing this will be easy

____________________


Mars16 overall 206 Weight: Medium

GROUND ATKS
-----
AAA - 3%2%4%, Average speed and easy to connect
Ftilt - kick 10%, comes out fast but has low priority
Dtilt - Kitten swipe 7%, Very fast but low hit stun and easy to escape
Utilt - Headbutt 8%, Slow but has some good knockback and priority
Dash - Kick slide 7%, Good range but kinda laggy and low priority
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AERIAL ATKS
-----
A - Fist spin 9%, good priority and GTFO Move
Fair - 4 Kicks 16%, fast kicks with high priority and knockback
Dair - Clob 14%, A weak knockback spike with fairly good damage
Uair - Double kick 12%, high priority but laggy if landing while performing
Bair - Hand thrust 10%, good knockback and priority but slow
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SPECIAL B
-----
B - Ice fire ball 6%, Like Mario's it bounces on the ground but losing bounce hight and also has high hitstun
For - Gold jacket 3%, Reflects projectile and acts like Mario's cape
Down - Crazy Spin 11%, Knocks enemy away and has high priority
Up - Coin Punch 8%, Knocks enemy away and is a high recovery but lacks distance
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Z GRABS & THROWS
-----
Pummel - Headbutt 3%, slow
For - Kick 8%, Has set knockback
Down - Spin Slam 10%, Good knockback
Up - Kick 9%, has set knockback
Back - Neck Break 10%, Has no knockback just does damage
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SMASH ATKS
-----
Side - Freeze Punch 15%-18%or 26%, Good knockback but high ending laggy
Down - Power Sweep 13% - 19%, Fast and has a quick charge.... Low range
Up - Bash 13% - 22%, Slow and laggy but has good knockback and priority



Air mobility 95/100
Overall atk speed Medium
Fall speed 69/100



Auto jab
Crawl
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MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/EVILMARSJUAN/VEGETA/UBERMARIO/
SCORPION/

 

[smashfan666]

alright, crocker. you wanna go? we'll go!!!

(marx flies us all up to crocker's face, where we poke him in the eyeballs)

crocker: "OW!! THAT REALLY F**KING HURT!!!"

(ALAKA-POOF!)

(crocker is now a few stories smaller)

crocker: "o.o HOLY SH*T..."

!!! that apparently weakens him!

marx: "then let's get poking!"

(marx is flying towards crocker's eye)

marie: "get 'em, marx!"

dedede: "POKE HIM ONCE FOR ME, FROG EGGS!"

marx: "i don't even get that one, but okay!"

(somewhere in the outskirts of the solar system, a spaceship exits hyperspace)

 

[mars16]

*GAME*



That was easy how can I lose to my self when I now all my own moves

How are you doing Mario...........

*Notices Mario in trophy form disaperring*

What you defeated Mario

Evil Marsjuan:: That Little plumber didn't even stand a chance and now I'll take out the rest of you

Peach:: Now you want, Mars me and Yoshi are going in next

No I can't put anyone else at risk, its just me and you now Evil Marsjun

Evil Marsjuan:: No.......... We will have are battle but it won't be now, if you ever want to get to subspace you'd have to get through this temple and in this temple is a path to the island in the sky.... and If you can't make it then what makes you think you can defeat me.

*Diseppears*

Ok Yoshi and Peach we have to hurry lets go


*Meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile**Can't wait*

10 minutes later traveling through he temple****

*We come to a stop in a very large room that resembles an arena*

What is this place

???:: This is an arena where true warriors battle!!!!!!!

Who was that!!! *Looking around*

Crazy Hand: I its was me

Not another hand

Crazy Hand:: Before you progress any further you will have to Battle in the tournament and win. Thee will be Many Warriors HAHAHHA


________________________________________________________
SEEEE PART 2


MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/EVILMARSJUAN/VEGETA/UBERMARIO/
SCORPION/
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+Paper Mario thousand year door:: Cave of cortez+

Mars16

UberMario - Co.

Stinkomanfan - Somewhere

Smashfan666 - Somewhere

Retro - Somewhere

Suntan - ...................Somewhere

MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/EVILMARSJUAN/VEGETA/UBERMARIO/
SCORPION/​

Pac - man

Others....

-------

SSBB Land

Desert

Jungle

Grass lands

temple

--------

++Paper Mario thousand year door:: Cave of cortez+

All I can remember....

-------

Will Mars16 and Co. save SSBB Land

Just see part 2

 

[StinkomanFan]

*looking around* No way back up...*notices painted wall* Hmm....*scrapes some paint off, revealing some hyroglyphs* What the? Who paints over hyroglyphs? And why are they here? *trying to read them* An eye for an eye, a leg for a leg, to earn a way to heaven, you must deal with Hell.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Crocker: I'll need more time...to prepare all the other villians...BYE BYE! HAHAHAHA, FAIRIES! *wishes us away to a unknown world*

Woah...I don't think this is even related to where Time Lord wanted us...*is overshadowed by a cyberdemon* This is fricking Doom world!

 

[smashfan666]

(the gourd time controller is smashed)

marie: "hahaha! you just about done?"

(POOF!)

crocker: "wha?! how did you?! aaaaaaaah f**k this..."

(crocker frees all the fairies)

crocker: "you can have your fairies back... (grabs one) EXCEPT THIS ONE!"

(dedede hits crocker in the head)

crocker: "ooooooouuuuuuuucccccccccchhhhhhh........."

fairy: "getting away now! (poofs away)"

crocker: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!! enjoy your victory for now, but know this! no matter how many times you defeat me YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM PLOTTING!!!"

(crocker runs away)

time lord: "now for the last time controller"

(we are transported to peach creek, the old abandoned house to be exact)

time lord: "i'm pretty sure it's somewhere in here..."

marie: "(snickering)"

dedede: "what's so funny, marie?!"

(marie is right behind dedede holding a candle up to her face, giving a creepy lighting)

marie: "(deep voice) DEDEDE, LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

dedede: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! (faints)"

fireman.exe: "(laughs uncontrollably) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SH*T BRICKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!"

time lord: "enough tomfoolery, we have to find the gourd time controller... (under breath) heheheh... all is going according to plan..."

marx: "wutwuzzat?"

time lord: "(out loud) OH i, uh, nothing, just uh, nothing... i just sometimes like to mutter stuff... under my breath... (trailing off) about some girl named beth..."

marx: "wutever..."

dedede: "that guy's weird for a time lord"

well, no time to mess around, we need to find the gourd time thingamabob...

time lord: "a common misconception, smashfan... the last time controller is called a gourd time THINGAMAJIGGY."

well, whatever. let's just find-

(a familiar curly-haired shadow walks by in the hall)

marx: "AAAHH!! i saw a shadow walk by! it was horrid with a hideous hairdo! the place IS haunted!!!"

dedede: "SHHH!!! (whisperingly) you want it to hear you?!"

(we walk up the stairs instead of going through the hall)

dedede: "MAN that was close"

(montage with us going all through the house)

+song: snippet from the Superjail theme song+

Well if you're stuck in SuperJail, don't fret!

Because the baddest is yet to come!

You gotta fight all through the night.

And do it with all your might!

You gotta fight your way to freedom. baby, that's the only way!

(song ends, we are somewhere in the basement with all the mirrors)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*a second eye awakens....*

(This'll lead somewhere, just get to that final time thingy )

 

[smashfan666]

(huge metal device scraping across the house sound effect...)

(SMASH!!! huge hole in the wall!)

DARN IT!!! someone made off with the thingamajiggy!

(we all exit the house to see that the kankers are dragging the time thingamajiggy to the trailer park)

lee: "see ya' later, dislodged!"

i don't even get that one...

(may & lee have left the scene with the thingamajiggy in tow)

marie: "YOU TWO ARE REAL JACK@$$ES, YA' KNOW THAT?!"

dedede: "(notices the sky is dark) ooh, sky's getting dark, we should give it a rest..."

yeah, (stomach growls) i'm getting kind of hungry... we need to eat SOMETIME, right?

(we head out into the cul-de-sac, and at eddy's house)

escargoon: "i think i should knock this time..."

(escargoon knocks on the door, then knocks on our heads in fast pace)

(kevin answers the door)

kevin: "who's- ?! you guys?! well, of course!"

(we enter the house)

double-D: "greetings and salutations, smashfan & co.! please, do come in!"

eddy: "hey, smashy-boy! nice day, huh?"

ed: "hello!"

well, yeah. we needed a safe place to rest for a bit before we stomp the last gourd time controller and we though right here would be a good place to stop.

jimmy: "(shuddering) oooooooh, that gourd is NO GOOD."

sarah: "i'll say, one time he-"

(both talking and overlapping each other)

(dedede & the time lord walk by jimmy & sarah)

both: " how-do-you-do?"

dedede: "uhm, fine?"

time lord: "hmm... this rest-up is why i sent us back a day BEFORE the gourd sent them back in time"

dedede: "aaaaahahaHAAAAAAAA!!! you are a SMART ONE YOU!"

(marx is over near the dining room table)

marx: "so there we were, flying into the ear of the ginormous hadas. there was wilfre right there. he fused with the brain, we fired at it, then smash used his electricity-absorbing powers to form a huge energy sphere, which he then LAUNCHED at them! it exploded. we flew out! WE COMMENCED IN A COOL CREDIT SEQUENCE! and THAT was our first battle together. i still remember it oh-to well..."

rolf: "(giddygiddy) rolf may need a diaper, as his toes curl with fright! please continue!"

marx: "okeydokey! next one started out with a building possessed by shadow goo attacking everything-"

narrator: "smashfan and his team have decided to spend a short while to rest up. what will happen over the course of this night? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

???: I can feel it...the power...restoring! As soon as the 3rd time controller is destroyed...I can be free...

So why are you guys all here in one place?

Eddy: Well, it's hard to explain...but those time controllers, they are causing big things to happen and such.

Double Dee: What Eddy is attempting to say is that there is weird people coming in, and being suspicious...you could say we were waiting for you guys to come. !!! Like that guy.

*looks out window*

2 little mice? Those guys are Pinky and Brain, they're harmless. *looks at a house* Well, except that giant laser sticking out...and they seem to be talking to erm...Plankton! They're both small, so it makes sense...2 evil smarty together isn't good.

 

[mars16]

MARIO/DONKEYKONG/LINK/SAMUS/KIRBY/FOX/PIKACHU /MARTH/MRG&W/
LUIGI/ DIDDYKONG/ZELDA/PIT/MKNIGHT/FALCO/TRAINER/IKE/SNAKE/
PEACH/YOSHI/GANANDORF/ICECLIMBER/kINGD3/WOLF/LUCARIO/NESS/SONIC/
BOWSER/WARIO/TOONLINK/ROB/OLIMAR/CAPT.FALCON/JIGGYPUFF/LUCAS/
KRAZY8/NARUTO/SAKURA/SASUKE/MEGAMAN/LEON/TAILS/RAYMAN/
CONKER/BANJO/CRASH/BOMBERMAN/KRYSTAL/YODA/INUYAHSA/DARTHVADOR/
JAMESBOND/SPYRO/JACK&DEXTER/CROC/BUBSY/KNUCKLES/SHADOW/GOKU/
PETERGRIFFIN/NEJI/SPONGEBOB/KINGWART/ININJA/BILLY/MANDY/GRIMM/PAULINE/
SPAWN/SUB-ZERO/AIAI/MARS16/NUMBER1/NUMBER5/WALUIGI/GROVE/BATMAN/
INO.2/COSMICMARIO/DIXIEKONG/HADAS/EVILMARSJUAN/VEGETA/UBERMARIO/
SCORPION/​

 

[mars16]

IT BEGINS NOW!!!!!

PART 2
------------------------------------------
*In the Arena*

*The crowd screaming and yelling*

Me and Uber Mario will be entering the tournament, Peach Yoshi.... you site back

Peach:: Are you shore, I mean... you mite have some bad matchups

Then I'll have to work my way through them

Crazy Hand:: Warrior Mars.... Go to the waiting room and I'll call you out when your match is ready
______________________________________________

+Super Mario 63:: Bowser's trap+

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Super+Mario+63+Bowser+trap&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f

 

[smashfan666]

pinky: "so you really think he'll help us stop smashfan, brain?"

brain: "of course he will, you imbecile! HE was defeated as were many others!"

plankton: "are you two just about done?"

pinky: "sure are, plankton! hahahahahahahahahaha! NARF!!"

(pinky, brain, and plankton are flying away in a hovercar)

plankton: "see you all later, fools!"

eddy: "oh, and things have been kind of suckish since.... *sigh* since the CN Villains started taking over after the movie first ever ended"

dexter: "we've seen it all..."

(music starts)

+music: chomp and munch (edited to fit this)+

eddy: "(singing) we glistened and gleamed for a while back and it seemed we would go on forever in our prime. they said that CN's the greatest! they're the greatest and the latest! yes, we knew we won't be lost in time..."

(clips of the villains from multiple CN shows (i.e. villains like vilgax, mojo jojo, gorgonzola, mandark, mr wink & mr. fibb, grandfather, rojo, mike morningstar, him, aku, knightbrace, etc.) wrecking locations such as pokey oaks kindergarten, peach creek estates phase 2/the construction site, the KND Moonbase, marzipan city, stormalong harbor, and multiple other locations)

villains: "chomp and munch! chew and crunch! there's a lot here to destroy! inch by inch, it's a cinch, breaking down this big ol' boy!"

(back to normal video-ing)

TOM: "(singing) but as the channel had phased, all the shows they did degrade, it got harder and harder to beat all."

dexter: "this channel great on the horizon. but we've been realizin'"

captain k'nuckles: "t'was a channel destined but to fall..."

chowder: "yet from somewhere deep in fusionfall's banks, our sought of hope still clanks..."

characters: "WE LEAD OUR WAY THROUGH THE GREAT UNKNOWN... NEVER KNOWING WHAT WE'LL FIND..."

wilt: "we've been searching, expecting."

coco: "cocoooooo coco coooooocoooooo..."

eduardo: "so no one has to feel they're left behind..."

(moar CN villains wrecking CN world clip)

villains: "chomp and munch, chew and crunch, there's a lot here to destroy! inch by inch, it's a cinch, breaking down this big ol' boy! chomp and munch, chew and crunch, there's a lot here to destroy! inch by inch, it's a cinch, breaking down this big ol' boy! CHOMP AND MUNCH! CHEW AND CRUNCH! THERE'S A LOT HERE TO DESTROY! INCH BY INCH! IT'S A CINCH! BREAKING DOWN THIS BIIIIIIIIIIG OOOOOOOOOOOL' BOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!"

(song ends)

eddy: "(looks outside) looks like no villains are out, it's safe to sleep the night..."

(everyone goes to different rooms, and everyone goes to sleep)

narrator: "MEANWHILE, with the two eye things..."

(a mouth appears below the eyes)

 

[mars16]

Crazy Hand:: Warm up break is over

*All Warriors go to the arena*

So Crazy When do I fight

Crazy Hand:: Your Match is up now actually!!.. You will be fighting Spyro the Dragon
He has fire breath and he is one of my strongest warriors although weakest of my strongest

I ready, weres he at, I'm bout to shove my foot straight up his *** HAHAHA.......HA.

*Gliding out of the door across the arena comes Spyro*

Spyro:: I'll make fast work of this guy, just watch me



Crazy Hand::: READY........ FIGHT



SPYRO Overall 189 Weight:: med Heavy

GROUND ATKS
-----
AA - 4%4%, Hard to connect
Ftilt - Tail Swing 6%, Weak tail attack with low range, but very fast
Dtilt - Double scratch 13%, One does 6 and the other does 7 and both are fast
Utilt - Wing clap 10%, Claps both wings together, good knockback and fast
Dash - 7%, His dash is an attack all its own, But with super low priority
---------------
AERIAL ATKS
-----
A - Ball up 7%, has a nice disjointed hit box.... with low knockback
Fair - Head Spike 14%, Like Yoshi's but with better range do to horns, very slow
Dair - Spin 9%, Minor damage and predictable but has good priority
Uair - Head Thrust 16%, thrusting Horns upward. Good knockback and priority
Bair - Tail Wag 1%each, Like Yoshi but way weaker and less range... High priority
---------------
SPECIAL B
-----
B - Fire blow 8%, Blows out fire. not a detached projectile
For - Flame dive 9%, spits Fire while diving, good knockback and range
Down - Dashing ram 10%, Charges for a ram attack
Up - Fire Blow Jump 15%, Blows fire while diving Upward and can glide afterwards
---------------
GRABS & THROWS
-----
Pummel - Burn 2%, slow
For - Head bash 8%, has good knockback
Down - Tail Slam 7%, No knockback and good for combos
Up - Bite Throw 9%, Has moderite knockback
Back - Throw 8%, Has set knockback....
---------------
SMASH ATTACKS
-----
Side - Fiery HeadBash 10%or 13%-19%or 25%, His head does more Damage and knockback, the fire is weaker but gives it more range and Priority
Down - Low Tail 11%-18%, Very Weak and has low knockback[
Up - Fire Breath Blow 14% - 30%, very good range and damage plus priority but very laggy


Airmobility 100/100
Overall Attack speed Slow
Falling speed 80/100


Glide
Airbounce

 

[RetroAntonio]

*only chains hold it back...*

It's morning. *cat yawn* We cats just know...huh?

*looks outside*

The sun has a frowning face...something bad must be going on.

*hears rustling in the kitchen*

Who is it? *prepares claws and jumps into kitchen* Oh...it's you. *retracts claws*

Mungdaal: Oh, hello, weird cat lady. What's your name?

Just call me Retro. What are you doing here? And where is Chowder?

Mungdaal: Well, two little rats in a machine destroyed my kitchen...*sniff* Now I'm staying safe here, where I found a bunch of people, so i figured it was safe.

Chowder: *pops up from behind Mungdaal* We broke in!

Well, at least I can insure you are safe here.

 

[smashfan666]

(LOUD BANGING!!!)

WAIWAIWAIWAIT! WUZZAT?!?!

(endive walks into the room, extremely tired)

endive: "what is with that INCESSANT BANGING?!?! people are trying to SLEEP here!!!"

mung daal: "(with distain) ENDIVE..."

dexter: "(looks out window & sees gorgonzola, mandark, and knightbrace hammering huge rockets to the corners and sides of the house) *DEEP GASP!* all the villains are attatching rocket bombs to the house!!!"

vilgax: "(from outside) excellent perception, little boy..."

grandfather: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! you will now be sent into space, where you will eventually fall into a black hole or something and no longer be a threat to our plans! and thanks to our spy, the aforementioned 'time lord' we sent to your time period, we know ANY attempt to defeat us, in the unlikely event that you DO return to earth, that you might attempt to use against us! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

eddy: "oh yeah?! well, you won't be able to beat us anyway, ya old GEEZER!!!!

grandfather: "*sigh* i grow tired of these GAMES. we'll launch you NOW!!!"

mandark: "but grandfather, sir! we still haven't attached the last roc-"

grandfather: "DO IT, YOU PITIFUL NERD!!!"

mandark: "yessir..."

(the house gets launched into space)

marie: "FAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

(later, in space)

T_T this sucks...

(laughter outside)

numbuh 86: "aaaaaAAAAAAGH!!! as if launching us into space wasn't BAD ENOUGH! NOW I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY!!!"

numbuh 362: "wait a minute... (looks out window) that's just some one-time appearance characters from different cartoon network shows!"

(there are a lot of CN one-time appearance characters ('cured' k'nuckles, mustache leader, professor scam & the cents, etc.) floating around in space)

marx: "woah, what're you all doing out here?"

cured captain k'nuckles: "we're just hangin'... hangin' and floatin'... it's a gas, man..."

spat: "well, what is it if not helium?"

cured captain k'nuckles: "no, see, that was a metaphor right there, see, it- nevermind... we'll just start singing now..."

+song: Floating+

one-time appearers: "(all singing) Oh we're floating, West and East, we go floating, free and released from the hands that gave us flight, hands too little to hold on tight. Now we float forever, in and out of sight!"

cured captain k'nuckles: "It wasn't so much the music, or the rain that started to fall, the miracle part of Woodstock, was that peace could happen at all! Peace could happen at all! Heard they tried again, but me and my string, feel you can't relive a one time thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"

one-time appearers: "So we're floating! South and North, we go floating! Backwards and forth cause of hands that gave us flight, hands too little to hold on tight. Now we float forever, in and out of sight!"

mustache leader: "At Buffalo Bill's Wild West show, well it sure was noisy and wild, I bobbled above the grand stand, from the sticky hand of a child! When Bill waved to the crowd, twas fine fun until, that small hand that held me waved to Bill, he waved to Biiiiiiiiiiiiill!!"

one-time appearers: "Now we're floating! West and east, we go floating, free and released from the hands that gave us flight, hands too little to hold on tight! Now we float forever, in and out of sight!"

professor scam: "The circuses, fairs and boardwalks, and all the special places we've been, we all have our tales to tell you, and all the time in the woooooooooorld, to tell them iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!"

one time appearers: "So come floating! East and west! Just like walking, when your at best, come and join our endless flight! For hands too little to hold on tight!! Now we float forever, in and out of sight!!"

cured captain k'nuckles: "Float with us forever! In and out of sight!!"

(the one-time appearance characters are now floating away)

one-time appearers: "(trailing away) La la la la! Floating! La la la, la la la la Floating! La la la la, la la la la Floating! La la la la (continues as it fades away)"

whao... that was AWESOME...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...as if the Brave Little Toaster references couldn't stop, that was amazing. Now, we need to get back to Earth, and think of a plan to outsmart them.

Dedede: What can we do?

I dunno, what can we do, Smashfan?

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*


Spyro:: He is to strong, who ever is controlling him is a good player.... *Turns into trophy*


Crazy Hand:: I really underastimated you Mars16..... Send in Player 2 using Crash

Crash Bandicoot... I will destroy him

Crazy Hand:: You want be fighting him... UberMario will take on this battle



CRASH BANDICOOT OVERALL 212 WEIGHT: Light

GROUND ATKS
---
A - 4%, Does a spin that knocks away.... very low knockback but high priority
Ftilt - Roundhouse 8%, Very fast and is a good GTFO Move but has low priority
Dtilt - Sweep 4%, Comes out fast, has upward knockback
Utilt - Handstand Kick 9%, Average speed and has low priority and above average knockback
Dash - Slide 10%, Like Mario's but has more range and priority
----------------
AERIAL ATKS
----
A - Spin 13%, Sucks enemy in and spits them out, low knockback
Fair - Kick 10%, Has good knockback and priority but slow
Dair - Drill 17%, does good damage if all connects, high priority
Uair - Foot twist 11%, Has good knockback and send enemy upward
Bair - Double Kick 13%, One of his few kill moves, laggy but has good priority
----------------
SPECIAL B
----
B - Apple Bazooka 8%, Good projectile for forcing approach
For - Hyper spin 4%-16%, Charges for a more stronger spin, as laggy
Down - Kart drive 8%, hops in kart and runs enemy over, has no priority and knockback
Up - Cheer Jump 0%, Very low recovery
----------------
GRAB & THROW
----
Pummel - Headbutt 2%, Faster then Mario's
For - Spin toss 13%, Good knockback
Down - Spin Slam 12%, A strong slam into the ground
Up - Spin throw 12%, A strong toss upwards
Back - Spinning throw 16%, A very strong throw backward, good knockback
----------------
SMASH ATKS
----
Side - Crazy Punch 11%- 19%, Winds it up like Sonic and releases
Down - Crazy Spin 13% - 23%, Good damage but has low knockback
Up - Triple Kick 15% - 25%, Good damage but laggy


Airmobility 72/100
Overall attack speed Fast
Falling speed 58/100


Crawl
-____________-_____________-________________



1 2 3 FIGHT

 

[smashfan666]

...y'know. for once, I AM STUMPED...

eddy: "AHH!!!"

flapjack: "O.O this is bad..."

(double d is looking outside at the rockets)

Double D: "i have an idea! if we hack into the rockets, i can direct us back to earth! but we need someone to go out there and attach the controllers"

all: "hmm..."

Double D: "y'know... i was thinking we'd need to use someone... a bit RED-"

chowder: "and CREEPY!"

shnitzel: "radda radda radda radda ra!"

giygas: "T_T alright, alright, i'm going! sheesh! you don't have to tell ME twice... you never face these kinds of problems on MARS-"

(giygas phases through the wall out into space, but we get hijacked and land on mars)

eddy: "AS IF OUR LUCK COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!"

DITTO!!

(doors open, i stick my head out)

y'know, i always wondered what MARS air feels like... (jumps out) it smells... breathable!

dedede: "AWESOME!!! (comes out slowly) this is one small step for man, one GIANT LEAP for smashboards... (trips) AAAGH!!! *faceplant*"

(all the villains are surrounding us)

knightbrace: "HOW DID THESE CAVITY-RIDDED PEOPLE FIND OUR SECRET BASE?!?!"

gorgonzola: "i don't really know... what do you think we should do with them?"

count spankulot: "we should spank them into next century- (PWNED BY FUZZY LUMPKINS)"

fuzzy lumpkins: "NO! you recommend that EVERY GODD*MN WEEK!!!"

stickybeard: "let's take all their candy and run like the dikens!"

V.V. Argost: "T_T minor matters like that is what makes me wonder why you DARE call yourself a villain..."

stickybeard: "MINOR?!?! i'll have ye know that, especially to us candy pirates, CANDY IS WHAT MAKES THE BIG BLUE WORLD GO ROUND!!! if we want to talk about minor, THOSE SIDEBURNS MAKE YE LOOK FAT!!!"

(argost and stickybeard arguing)

(loud booming voice)

voice: "EEEEEEENOOOOOOOOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!"

(the villains are taking us to a covelike crater)

(in the crater, multiple villains are in stands and grandfather is in the center of the stadium)

grandfather: "*turns around* *sigh* YOU ALL again. haven't i seen ENOUGH OF YOU for one day?!"

narrator: "grandfather's forces have captured smashfan's team and the cartoon characters! will they find some way out of this? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Gorgonzola? You're not that evil!

Gorgonzola: It was the pay per hour.

Grandfather: Smashfan, I'd like to introduce you to the Evil-iser 9001!

Y-You mean...it's over 9000!!?!

Grandfather: Um...anyways, haha! This will turn you guys evil, and then when you, our main problems will be over! And we can make the whole world evil! Ahahaha-hey, where did Eddy, that snail guy and that cat girl go to?

*all the villains look around*

Candybeard: I don't see em...

Hehehe....little do they know where I am at...inside the vent. With Escargoon and Eddy. So, Eddy, I'll need you to lure them, get their attention, where Escargoon and me will get all the other cartoon characters out...

 

[smashfan666]

toiletnator: "(notices eddy) THERE'S EDDY!!!"

eddy: "hey, villains! i just want you to know, that ALL YOUR COLLECTIVE MAMAS... are DUMB! and UGLY!"

cuppa joe: "HEY!!! YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY DUMB UGLY MAMA!!!"

mama joe: "duuhh... GET 'IM, SON!"

(cuppa joe dashes this way and that ready to ransack eddy)

eddy: "(dodging all cuppa joe's attacks) missed me! WHOOPS! too slow!"

(cage breaks)

ceviche: "FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM."

delightful children from down the lane: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! D*MMIT, MANDARK! WE TOLD YOU TO MAKE THAT CAGE OUT OF THE STRONGEST ADAMANTIUM!!!"

mandark: "oh, you mean that stuff wolverine's bones are made out of? i couldn't find any, so i used durabilliam steel instead..."

delightful children from down the lane: "that stuff that TRANSFORMERS are made out of?! *all facepalm* this is NOT going to end well..."

vilgax: "(jumps down into the arena) you weaklings have been admittedly lucky so far, but don't think you will defeat me with just as much ease as the oth- (PWNED BY A ROCK) XP"

marie: "(holding another rock) yap yap yap yap..."

gorgonzola: "*groan with disgust* i'm OUT OF HERE... (jumps in the arena) PSYCHE!!!"

numbuh 86: "(laughing) YOU?! what can YOU do?!"

gorgonzola: "(candle on head is now EXTREMELY BRIGHT AND HUGE!) that!"

numbuh 86: "(laughing dies down) 0.0 (backs away slowly)"

mung daal: "you know... i have a feeling someone's missing from this picture... but who?"

(truffles is back on earth next to where the house used to be)

truffles: "T_T i'm gonna KILL them..."

 

[StinkomanFan]

Deal....With Hell? How does one go around doing that? I doubt there's a *notices a pentagram on the ground* The ****? How'd that? Where'd that? Why didn't I?....I've got a way...but what do I give them? *looks at my nonfunctioning legs*...It's worth a shot.... I think it goes like "esira nomed, esira" but....*ground starts shaking*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Newsman: We interrupt this program to advertise the new Honey Timmy-O's.

Those are for pack-mules!

Oh yeah, Gorganzola. *throws a random bucket of water at Gorganzola*

Gorganzola: AH! MY FLAMES

 

[smashfan666]

delightful children from down the lane: "STOP. we think we know of a much BETTER way of negotiation. pick 2 from our teams, and we tag-team on eachother!"

gorgonzola: "that's actually a good idea, delightful weirdos..."

delightful children from down the lane: "heheheheheheh, aheheheheheheheheheh! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

(much later)

delightful children from down the lane: "villains, choose your best player."

(toiletnator gets up)

delightful children from down the lane: "T_T we said BEST player..."

toiletnator: "(sitting back down) d'aww..."

(mandy enters the arena)

mandy: "..."

us: "*DEEPEST GASP EVER!!!!!!!!*"

delightful children from down the lane: "now choose your trickiest player"

(edzilla enters the arena)

edzilla: "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!"

delightful children from down the lane: "same with you, so-called 'heroes'. choose your best player..."

(i enter the arena)

ready, let's go for it!

delightful children from down the lane: "now your TRICKIEST player."

spat: "i think that's your cue, marx."

marx: "nope. i may be tricky, but marie is MUCH harder to get to! and plus, she is slick and rough!"

spat: "...true 'dat, pfpth. you're up, marie!"

(marie enters the arena)

marie: "okay, a-let's DO THIS!"

delightful children from down the lane: "both teams ready? FIGHT!!!"

narrator: "the delightful children have pitted smashfan and marie against mandy and edzilla! what will they do to be able to defeat them? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!! MAN i wanna know what Brave Little Toaster songs are going to be used next!"

delightful children from down the lane: "SPOILER ALERT! fight, right is going to be used at halftime..."

narrator: "YES!!! fight, right! i LOVEZ that one!"