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[smashfan666]

(montage of the darkus percival & a darkus preyas battling different brawls with the cyborg helios and a deformed naga)

+montage music: 'Best' song (chowder)+

To be your best you've got to try your best, You've got to do your best, You've got to be your best!

You've got to give your best to be the best, You've got to need the best, To show the best!

You've got to want the best... You've got to best best best, best best best best, best best best best, best best, best best. the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!

(at the end of the montage, the cyborg helios defeats the darkus preyas)

shadowcat: "haha! you're down to your last one! who's it gonna be, huh?"

dedede: "grr.... this isn't good... i need to pick wisely..."

darkus dragonoid: "i'll go next, if you please."

dedede: "okay!"

shadowcat: "you ready, penguin-man?"

dedede: "yeah."

shadowcat: "right! BAKUGAN BRAWL!"

(the last of shadowcat's picked bakugan is on the gate card)

shadowcat: "Battle Ax Vladitor, stand!"

(the battle axe vladitor opens up)

battle ax vladitor: "hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! this will not end well. for YOU, that is!"

dedede: "OH SH*T!!! you ready, dee-drag?"

darkus dragonoid: "erm... what?"

dedede: "...............anyway... bakugan, brawl! (throws darkus dragonoid onto the card) darkus dragonoid, stand!"

(the darkus dragonoid opens up)

darkus dragonoid: "time to end this!"

shadowcat: "hmm... i see you're serious about this... very well. i shall offer you a deal. if you can defeat my battle ax vladitor, i will surrender."

dedede: "sounds good. i'll take it!"

shadowcat: "agreed. let's get on with it!"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

/City of sparta/

So is this Tomp of Persain.. does not Look like a tomp

...*This Village is quiet, seems like theres no one around and theres dead body's every where*

I gotta get out of here...

*Minutes Later at Nite in a huge forest*

*From out of the Ground skeleton creatures Appear*

So you want to fight Me ha bring it

*Slices the Skeleton creatures up with out any damage takein*

*.....Later in the Tomp*

Finally I'm here.... what am i Here for again







*Maenwhile*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*the 2 come back and take my glasses*
Great! THIS IS JUST FRIGGING GREAT! When I get my hands on those freaks I'll... oh, what's the point?
*Start crawling towards a town*
Almost there! *sees another person* Oh thank God! You! *the person notices me* Sir!I need help! My legs have been chopped off and *the man gets run down* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *car crashes into an electric pole knocking it on top of me*
*I wake up in a hospital*
Urg.... Oh, thank god! Someone finally took me here! *looks at legs* And they gave me prosthetic legs! Huh, I guess this is what they were talking about when they said "heaven"! Wait, no that can't be right... If it was heaven those 2 men wouldn't have taken my wallet and my glasses. Plus that guy wouldn't have been run down.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...this battle is heating up! And Dedede has a good bakugan out there!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "gate card, open! dragonoid!"

(the dragonoid character card opens)

darkus dragonoid: "(power level doubling) *ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGH!!!*"

BakuPod: "DARKUS DRAGONOID POWER LEVEL, 800G"

shadowcat: "OH ****!!! ability card, activate! evil power!"

(battle ax vladitor gains a lot of g-power)

BakuPod: "BATTLE AX VLADITOR, 780G"

shadowcat: "crap, not enough of a boost!"

(darkus dragonoid pwns battle ax vladitor)

BakuPod: "GAME SET AND MATCH, DEDEDE"

shadowcat: "you have bested my vladitor. and as promised, i concede the rest of this battle."

(they are all are sent back to the junkyard clearing)

shadowcat: "you can have your darkus bakugans. i never knew why basement cat wanted them anyway..."

*meanwhile, at basement cat's fortress*

basement cat: "NOOOOOOOOOEZ! u idiet! no mattr... i no wher 2 get moar bakuganz, N-E-wae... & aftar i harezz there powarz, i shall conker smashboardz and RUEL DA WOARLD!!!!"

*meanwhile, with me and the rest of my search team*

wilfre: "(can't see sh*t out of the telescope) AAAAARGH!!!! (throws away telescope remains) YOU PIECE-OF-CRAP TELESCOPE!!!!"

(the telescope lands on the conveyor and is crushed into a cube by the crusher)

wilfre: "good riddance to ya'!"

(i've finished climbing to check on their progress)

whao, i saw the whole thing. wilfre, you got a hell of an arm!

numbuh 86: "yep..."

so, anything?

(SOMETHING EXPLODES!!!)

OMGWTFBBQ?!?! we gotta go check that out!

(we all run to find what exploded)

dedede: "WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT THAT EXPLODED?!?!"

*meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

*mEANWHILE*

*Lets see whats up with Mars*

Persain King:: You will Never Defeat Me, Get Him

*He sends His Trolls to attack Mars*

I will


~Achillies Flip~

Slices the trolls up***

*Then Launches his Blade and slices Persain in the face*

*3Minutes Later*

Persain King:: Please spear my life

**** you *******

*Slams a huge rock on his head busting his head open nastaly*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*looks in the explosions direction*

Hmm...too much smoke to see what exploded. Let's go!

*runs there*

People: HELP! We're stuck under the debris..*cough*

*cough* Alot...of smoke. Let's hurry.

 

[smashfan666]

wilfre: "i'm on it!"

(wilfre uses the lightshow fan guns to blow away the smoke from the explosion)

you brought those with you?

wilfre: "weird, huh?"

(the magnet picks up the garbage piece by piece, freeing the buried people)

person 1: "FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!"

(the people who were buried under the garbage debris run off)

well... that was pointless...

(basement cat and his army land in the junkyard base where the others)

numbuh 86: "!!! that's home base!"

well, let's get going!

(we all run towards there)

 

[RetroAntonio]

I see...the cat did this to distract us. Now we gotta take time to get over to hom-oh we are here.

Basement Cat: ITZ ABOUT TIAM U GOT HEREZ! I WAZ GETTING BORED!

Well, you'll be bored caring to your wounds once we're done with you!

Basement Cat: I WOULDNT B SAYIN TAT...AROUAND MAH ARMY!

*about like, 2000 brainwashed cats appear*

Oh...crap.

Basement Cat: And you are a cat, Retro, so you're next!

 

[smashfan666]

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dedede: "holy f**k..."

(retro is brainwashed)

dedede: "RUN LIKE A B*TCH!!!"

alright, basement cat. you're really starting to p*ss me off. i know just what to do now!!!

(makes a giant working sink out of garbage)

this'll render basement cat powerless and break his control over retro and the other cats!

(the magnet grabs onto the metal on basement cat's collar and throws him into the sink)

(basement cat's powers are nullified and the cats, and retro, are freed from his mind control)

mr. mittens: "uuuuh... my head really f**king hurts"

basement cat: "RUN LIKE A B*TCH!!!"

(basement cat explodes)

numbuh 362: "that was close..."

wilfre: "this might have been a good time for all of us, but-"

next time we meet, we shall be enemies...

(all of us, the others, and the villains go our separate ways)

now just one thing left to do.

marx: "right, fixing up the s.c.a.m.p.e.r."

numbuh 362: "okay. time is of the essence. we have to find something to fix up this thing"

(numbuh 362 taps onto the broken hull of the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. and it falls apart)

numbuh 362: "0.0 wow, this thing took a lot more damage than i thought... okay, let's rebuild it entirely..."

(we all spread out to find parts to build a new ship, while numbuh 86 and marx stand guard)

numbuh 86: "(thinking) [i can't believe i'm stuck with this guy again]"

marx: "(makes ninja sounds while striking kung-fu poses)"

(numbuh 86 slaps marx on the wing)

marx: "OW! b*tch..."

(meanwhile, with meta knight and galacta knight)

meta knight: "since the halberd's still at the auto shop, we'll have to find something to use to rebuild a new ship"

galacta knight: "right. so let's get looking"

(and with dedede and escargoon)

dedede: "this is getting stupid... and boring... and stupidly boring... and boringly stupid..."

escargoon: "trust me, it's probably no picnic for everyone else either..."

dedede: "well, at least we still have the darkus bakugan with us."

(and with me, numbuh 362, and fireman)

there's gotta be something we can use around here somewhere...

fireman.exe: "this SUCKS!!! 9 hours AND WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A THING!!!"

numbuh 362: "...it's only been 20 minutes, fireman."

fireman.exe: "well, it feels like 9 hours to me..."

!!! wait, i think i found something!

(tries to pull it out) it's stuck in there good, someone gimme a hand here!

(fireman.exe grabs onto me *flames off* and numbuh 362 grabs onto fireman.exe. both trying to help me pull out whatever it is that i'm trying to pull out)

(meanwhile, with marie, spat, retro and wham bam jewel)

wham bam jewel: "if there's anything around here we can use, it's most likely with these broken down vehicles."

spat: "found something, pfpth!"

(spat pulls out 3 mufflers, 10 headlights, a car seat, a steering wheel, and a huge tire)

spat: "a few more pieces and the interior'll be P1MP3D 0UT!!! PFPTH!!!"

wham bam jewel: "...riiiiiiight."

spat: "what else's in here?"

(spat is looking around for more stuff to use)

wham bam jewel: "so marie."

marie: "yeah?"

wham bam jewel: "what show are numbuh 362 and numbuh 86 from?"

marie: "why would you ask that?"

wham bam jewel: "to be honest, i'm a bit fuzzy on this cartoon network stuff. i don't watch it often..."

marie: "oh... well, they're probably from codename: kids next door."

wham bam jewel: "OF COURSE! i knew they looked familiar!"

*meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*eats sandvich*

Sandviches are great! It makes me STRONG *throws random guy to the moon*

so, anyone watched Adventure Time here?

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "i sure did, pfpth! (lumpy voice) oh yeah, i was havin' a FUN time! oh mah gawd, (incoherent mumblings while doing two-handed arm pumps)"

wham bam jewel: "ooooooooooooookay..."

(vrrrrrrrr....)

marie: "that's a familiar sound..."

(wham bam jewel, marie, retro, and spat move out of the way as the magnet lands)

spat: "HOLY SH*T!!!"

(the magnet drops the garbage he picked up on the conveyor belt, which is crushed by the crusher *what else is new?*)

(someone comes out of a junk pile)

ape trully: "is that horrible magnet gone?"

spat: "i think so... who are you?"

ape trully: "oh, but of course. i am commander Ape Trully of Big Green! pleased to make your acquaintance... uh... whoever you are..."

spat: "nice to meet you, ape trully, pfpth. i'm spat!"

wham bam jewel: "and i'm wham bam jewel."

marie: "i'm marie."

ape trully: "hmm... so i'm guessing this catlike creature is 'retroantonio', then..."

spat: "yep."

ape trully: "any way, high roller has apparently developed some kind of teleportation explosive that sent me here, along with First Squad. i have heard many stories about smashfan and his team. so i figured they could help me find all of first squad and help me escape."

spat: "okay, we're putting our parts hunt on hold for now. ape trully needs us to help find the rest of this 'first squad', pfpth!"

(much later)

marie: "lin-chung?!"

spat: "MYSTIQUE SONYA?!"

wham bam jewel: "mighty ray?!"

ape trully: "jumpy ghostface?"

spat: "what the f**k kind of name is jumpy ghostface?!"

(a rabbit appears in front of them)

spat: "no way..."

marie: "jumpy ghostface is a RABBIT?"

jumpy ghostface: "lin-chung gone. sonya gone. mighty ray gone. jumpy... sad..."

ape trully: "do not worry, jumpy. these guys have agreed to help us find them."

(jumpy ghostface takes a look at retro, wham bam jewel, spat, and marie)

jumpy ghostface: "you help?"

spat: "uh, yeah, pfpth. 'we help'..."

jumpy ghostface: "YAY! (hugs spat)"

spat: "(slightly choked) yeah. that's good, pfpth. ACK! YOU'RE... CRUSHING ME!"

jumpy ghostface: "oopsie..."

(with me and the other 2)

numbuh 362: "this thing's gotta be attached to something!"

(the thing we were trying to pull out was being held tightly by lee kanker)

0.0 !!! K-K-KANKER!

(all three of us run away to look for parts somewhere else)

lee: "we know where you live!"

(with dedede and escargoon)

dedede: "i'm starting to think this part hunt is a wild goose chase..."

darkus dragonoid: "have faith, dedede. we're bound to find something."

(escargoon pulls out a boombox)

escargoon: "hey, a boombox! i wonder what's on it?"

(escargoon turns the boombox on)

+boombox playing: Space and the Woods+

Suicide is in my blood, It always was.
but it doesn't evaporate in the light any more.

And this world is no place
For a mind or a thought,
No its not,
Well thats been said before.

But space and the woods still know who I am
and I know they don't owe me anything,
not after what I've done.

Put on my radiation suit and slip away,
I'm on the run from what I've become.

And this life (like suicide)
Runs at a lot of different speeds.
and I know they don't owe me anything,
not after what I've done.

late on a Monday night,
I'm on the grapevine,
beating around the bush,
adds to the bassline,
thinking about the time,
when I was dancing slow,
and out of control.

im sh*t hot so say what you think about me,
im not gonna cry cuz' i dont care.
im not gonna cry cuz' i dont care.

I've done nothing,
I've done nothing,
but they forgive anything,
like how I don't stop you,
breaking my arms,
and chopping chopping me down,
so I fit in your laptop.

I've done nothing....

dedede, escargoon, & the darkus bakugans: "0.0"

dedede: "well that was... awesome... :D"

escargoon: "(rummaging through the garbage) what else is in here?!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

I WANT TO FIT IN A LAPTOP.

So, Jumpy, where should we look first? I suggest that abandoned building over there.

Wham Bam: I see ghouls flying around there...

That's the fog of the junkyard silly rockman! We go there, I suggest.

*walking*

 

[smashfan666]

(fighting noises inside)

spat: "i think i heard something!"

(the 6 of them find lin-chung fighting of ectoplasmic beings)

lin chung: "you ghosts are very hard to cope with, aren't you?"

(ghosts roaring)

lin chung: "okay, ghosts. you asked for it!"

(lin chung is fighting off the ghosts)

ape trully: "that's lin-chung!"

spat: "ah-ha! i get where all you are from now! jumpy ghostface, ape trully, lin chung. all characters from Hero 108, pfpth! best show ever made in that animation style next to johnny test, if i do say so myself!"

jumpy ghostface: "lin-chung need help!"

(jumpy ghostface wraps his ears around his head like a ninja mask and starts fighting alongside lin-chung)

ape trully: "i suggest we all help him!"

(spat, wham bam jewel, marie, and retro are also helping lin chung fend off the ghosts)

spat: "aren't you coming, ape trully?"

ape trully: "me? oh, no. i'm not exactly the best of fighters."

spat: "alright, your loss, pfpth!"

(with dedede and escargoon)

(escargoon finds a yamaha keyboard)

escargoon: "hey, take a look at this keyboard!"

dedede: "(snatches keyboard) i wonder if it still works!"

(dedede presses a button on the keyboard)

+keyboard playing: tom and jerry theme+

darkus preyas: "i'd say so!"

(with me, fireman.exe, & numbuh 362)

man, that was close!

fireman.exe: "and if they're still here, who else is?!"

numbuh 362: "i'm not sure, but we'd better use caution when looking for ship parts from now on."

(strange rustling)

all 3: "OMGWTFBBQ?!?!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Woah, this is scary. Time for...

*gets out ghost catching things*

For me to throw these things away. *throws them in the trash* Now, I can attack. *claws at some ghosts but they just reform* Or not...these guys are hard to hit. *attacks again but same thing happens* Thing it...IS WEIRD!

 

[smashfan666]

ghost king: "ENOUGH OF THIS TOMFOOLERY!!!"

(all the ghosts form into one giant ghost warrior)

(ghost warrior roars)

all except ghost warrior: "OOOOOOOOOOOH SH*T..."

(the ghost warrior moves in to absorb all their souls, but an amulet falls from the 3'rd story that appears to repel the ghost warrior)

ghost warrior: "(starting to look like a static effect) NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

lin chung: "(picks up amulet) this amulet appears to repel any ectoplasmic beings!"

(lin chung holds the amulet towards the giant ghost warrior)

ghost warrior: "no! stay away! get back! (runs away)"

marie: "okay... (suddenly white as a sheet) THAT WAS THE CREEPIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!"

lin chung: "and this amulet appears to hold back any ghosts within it's presence..."

spat: "so that means... if the ghosts come back-"

lin chung: "we'll have our own secret weapon!"

(back at the remains of the s.c.a.m.p.e.r.)

numbuh 86: "(getting bored) how long can this go on?!"

marx: "give it time. i'm sure they're having a harder time than this is getting dull..."

(the magnet latches onto the broken s.c.a.m.p.e.r.)

numbuh 86: "(noticing the magnet) what the- HEY!!! (grabs onto the s.c.a.m.p.e.r.)"

(the magnet drops the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. onto the conveyor)

numbuh 86: "OWCH! hey, that hurt like a-"

(numbuh 86 notices the crusher about to wreck the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. and her along with it)

numbuh 86: "0.0 (screaming)"

marx: "ah! I'M COMING!!!"

(marx throws a tin can into the machine's gears just in time, and the machine stops)

numbuh 86: "(relieved that the crusher stopped) phew..."

marx: "(wiping brow) man, that was close... now let's get this thing down from that..."

numbuh 86: "(getting out from under the rubble) you practically read my mind..."

(the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. is down from the conveyor and back where it was, but the tin can is crunched by the crusher's gears. unlocking the mechanism)

(with dedede and escargoon)

dedede: "we're just getting the OVERHAUL today!"

(they suddenly come across a pickup truck)

dedede: "hey, we can use this!"

escargoon: "if we can fix it up..."

dedede: "hmm... i don't know... it looks like it works to ME..."

escargoon: "yeah, right. lemme try it..."

(the keys are still in the truck. escargoon tries to start the car, and no interruptions)

escargoon: "!!! let's load it up!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

It looks like the magic school bus to me :O

ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "it's the one on toppa' that..."

Bus: "i do get that a lot, though"

escargoon: "WHAT THE FU-"

(meanwhile, with me and the other 2)

(the thing rustling through the garbage is actually finn & jake)

jake: "find anything?"

finn: "nope..."

jake: "darn..."

fireman.exe: "(giddy screaming like a little girl) ZOMGFINNANDJAKE!!!"

(fireman.exe rushes over to finn and jake)

fireman.exe: "oh, that first episode was AWESOME!!! as you, finn, would say in quite possibly a future episode... SHMAOZOW!!"

finn: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... okay..."

numbuh 362: "what are you guys doing here?"

finn: "i'm sure jake can tell-"

jake: "right. we were running through the forest looking for something to do. when all of a sudden, some kind of bomb someone planted in the ground went off and we were sent flying here!"

finn: "uh, yeah. what jake said."

jake: "if you can help us get outta here, we'll owe you BIG!"

well, who set the bomb?

finn: "oh, we can't tell, it was underground."

numbuh 362: "well, what kind of bomb was it?"

jake: "again, it was underground. it's hard to tell when you can't see it... or smell it..."

well... we better get started. we're looking for parts to repair a ship so we can get out of here. wanna help us and hitch a ride?

jake: "sure, we're up for it!"

oh, and before i forget, was there anyone else with you?

finn: "y'know what? when we landed, we saw something that looked like princess bubblegum fall a few miles (points to the left) that way!"

then we haven't a moment to lose!

(we head for the direction princess bubblegum was presumed to have landed)

(meanwhile, with dedede and co.)

dedede: "i think that's all of it"

(escargoon slams the door he entered the car from)

truck: "you don't have to slam my door so hard."

escargoon: "oh, sorry. i got carried away..."

truck: "that's okay. it's just sometimes people don't take into account the abuse we machines take."

dedede: "floor it!"

truck: "[i like it when someone floors it!]"

(the truck escargoon and dedede are in zooms off with finds in tow)

 

[UberMario]

*several hours later*

Truck: "Yo, uh, I need some fuel soon or I'm going to be out of gas."

Escargoon: "Well than maybe we'll stop smelling that stench in here!"

*silence*

DeDeDe: "Uh, that was me"

Truck: You know what I don't have take this, I have an automatic clutch and eject buttons!

*everyone inside go flying*

Truck: So long suckers! Talladega here I come!

*rumbles off into the distance*

Escargoon: "Well this is great , what do we do now!"

Jake: "Let's ask that guy"

*turns to a hunched-over hobo eating a can*

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "(looks at uber's post) oh, so suddenly YOU'RE part of this story?! and mine and smashfan's search parties are SOMEHOW merged?! well i say that is BULLSH*T!!! but i'll live with it"

truck: "haha! i was just playing ya! hop on! i do need a refuel though..."

finn: "(holds up flamethrower) will this do?"

truck: "yeah, that'll work"

(later)

dr. hobo: "nobodey ever want's meh..."

(back at the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. wreckage)

(the magnet moves in to try and get the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. again, but numbuh 86 stops him)

numbuh 86: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT..."

(the truck drives into the clearing with lots of finds)

dedede: "you would not BELIEVE how much we got!"

marx: "0.0 holy sh*t... that's a lot of stuff... a boombox, a keyboard, some holy sh*t, a can, some fat guy in a garbage can... OH... MAH... GAWD..."

(everyone but the magnet starts fixing up the s.c.a.m.p.e.r. *the truck even donates most of it's parts* until it is an unrecognizable new ship)

dedede: "that thing is AWEXOME!"

numbuh 362: "now we need to think of what to call it..."

dedede: "OOH! howzabout the-"

(cutaway to the new ship's stats, energy reading, and new acronym)

computer: "KIDS NEXT DOOR/FORUM FIGHTERS F.A.T.R.I.D.E. FLYING AUTOMATIC THINGAMABOB REALLY INTIMIDATES DESTRUCTIVE ENEMIES"

(cuts back)

dedede: "and since the truck was used to make it, he might like the new name!"

f.a.t.r.i.d.e: "(new, more american voice) heck yeah!"

finn: "now we just have to find princess bubblegum and the other members of your team and get me and jake OUTTA HERE!"

f.a.t.r.i.d.e: "hop on!"

(everyone except jake, finn, myself, and numbuh 86 gets into the f.a.t.r.i.d.e.)

numbuh 362: "sorry, guys. we don't have enough space."

jake: "that's alright, i'll just do... (morphs to be really huge) THIS!"

WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH......

(the remaining 3 get on jake to look for princess bubblegum, all the others take off in f.a.t.r.i.d.e to look for retro and her group)

(meanwhile, wherever princess bubblegum is in the junkyard)

princess bubblegum: "oh, where am i? the place looks like a dump!"

(the shadow of what appears to be ice king appears in front of princess bubblegum, evil laughing)

princess bubblegum: "(gasp!)"

ice king?: "heheheheheheheeeeeh..."

(with retro's group, ape trully, jumpy ghostface, and lin chung)

marie: "well, where next?"

ape trully: "well, i saw mighty ray fall to the north, and mystique sonya to north by northwest. i say we split up into 2 groups and track both of them down!"

spat: "good idea in theory, pfpth. but we only have the ONE amulet!"

(a second of the same ghost repelling amulet falls on spat's head and into marie's hand)

spat: "OUCH!!!"

marie: "haha! now we have two!"

ape trully: "(looking at both amulets) hmm... well, as long as we are sure that this is the same amulet..."

lin chung: "well, here's the teams layout"

TEAMS LAYOUT

team 1: spat*, marie, wham bam jewel, jumpy ghostface.

team 2: ape trully, lin chung*, retro.

(*=amuler bearer)

spat: "seems fair enough, pfpth."

ape trully: "it might be an uneven team layout, but it's good enough"

(both teams set out. team 1 looking for mighty ray, and team 2 looking for mystique sonya)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Well, let's go out! Now, lemme see. I think we should go this way! *pointpoint*

*walking but then*

Bandits: *pop out of bushes* Gimme the jewel! You're outnumbered, there is 5 of us and- *I jump on his face and start clawing* OH MY GOD GET THIS THING OFF OF ME IM ALLERGIC!

 

[smashfan666]

(lin chung sneaks up behind the bandits for a surprise attack)

bandit 2: "0.0 UH, TH- TH- TH- TH-"

bandit 1: "this isn't the time for snake calls, get this thing off!"

(the other 4 bandits tug on retro to try and get her off but then they notice lin chung and slowly turn around)

bandits: "0.0"

lin chung: "boo!"

bandits: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

(the bandits run away)

(with me and the other 3)

looks like we're getting close!

jake: "y- i see it now!"

(we are at the landing spot, but princess bubblegum is nowhere to be found)

finn: "...well, where is she?"

either she went wandering looking for you, or she was taken.

(jake is looking at some ice chips leading to a cold region nearby)

jake: "!!! definitely taken!"

numbuh 86: "then we don't have a moment to lose!"

(we all get back on jake and head for the ice castle)

(with everyone on f.a.t.r.i.d.e.)

fireman.exe: "dedede, there MIGHT have been enough room for the other 4 if you hadn't put all that spare garbage in a pile..."

dedede: "(looking at a garbage pile in the corner) well what was i GONNA do, just throw it away?!"

fireman.exe: "yes..."

dedede: "!!! hang on, i got an idea! i'm gonna use the spare garbage to make a storage compartment!"

(dedede and escargoon are building a storage compartment out of the spare garbage)

 

[RetroAntonio]

There has to be some villain who has that amulet, someone cold, mean, has a heart of ice. But who?

Who could it be...*looks up and sees a flying rainbow unicorn thing* It's beautiful! Follow it guys!

*followfollowfollow*

 

[smashfan666]

(changes avatar)

since fireman is in the f.a.t.r.i.d.e, this avatar's fire powers will DEFINITELY help melt that frosty fiend... whoever he is...

numbuh 86: "but still, why THAT one?"

trust me, an image i plan to upload calls for it.

jake: "hah! if you say so!"

(we enter the ice castle)

????: "tremble, foolish ones. for none can withstand the power of i..."

ice king: "ICE KING!!!"

jake: "you mean a BIG NERD!!!"

all except ice king: "(laughing)"

jake: "so THAT was the image you were talking about!"

yeah, it was, wasn't it?

finn: "we're gonna stop you, ice king!"

ice king: "whatever, try and find me if you can! AHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE...."

(ice king disappears)

WHOA!!!

numbuh 86: "he disappeared!"

finn: "...where'd he go?!"

(we all search the maze-like castle in search of the ice king big nerd)

(meanwhile, with spat & team 1)

(mighty ray is nowhere to be found)

spat: "where'd he go?!"

jumpy ghostface: "(searching area) mighty ray taken... (points to the ice castle) icy fortress!"

(spat & the rest of team 1 heads for the ice castle)

(with retro and team 2)

ape trully: "wait! it might be a trap!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Rainbow unicorns? Traps? HAH! Like that is *gets shoved in bag* YELP!

 

[smashfan666]

(the 4 of us are looking for ice king AKA big nerd)

(we are looking around the jail cells for him)

(jake is looking in a cell containing a familiar dog drinking a latte)

jake: "nope..."

(numbuh 86 looks in a cell that has a robot in it)

dollarnator: "need a dollar?"

numbuh 86: "not right now."

dollarnator: "d*mn..."

(i look in a cell that has a mariachi band in it)

lead mariachi: "haha! via con dios! est un canto esta madinta mañana?"

nada...

(and finally, finn looks in a cell that has, guess who? princess bubblegum!)

both: "WHAAA?!"

finn: "i found you!"

bubblegum: "you found me!"

(the big nerd appears)

ice king: "and i've got BOTH OF YOU!!!"

(meanwhile, with the other 3)

(finn and bubblegum screaming in the distance)

OWBMTBGFQ?!

numbuh 86: "that sounded like finn!"

(me, numbuh 86, and jake run towards the direction of the scream)

(meanwhile, with f.a.t.r.i.d.e.)

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "!!! i saw retro, marie, spat, wham bam, and some other guys get captured by ice things!"

numbuh 362: "give me a visual."

(a TV screen in the F.A.T.R.I.D.E displays an ice ogre holding a bag containing retro, marie, spat, ape trully, lin chung, jumpy ghostface, mighty ray, and mystique sonya, while two more are moving a cage containing wham bam jewel)

giygas: "good god, they've got ape trully and first squad, too!"

fireman.exe: ".........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! F.A.T.R.I.D.E, TAKE US DOWN!!!"

(in the bag)

mystique sonya: "OW! someone's legs are in the back of my head!"

ape trully: "not to be rude, but it think that is MY leg and part of spat's ear..."

mighty ray: "alright, i can't stand this anymore... (eats a banana and electricity is coming out of eyes) I AM MIGHTY RAY! FEAR MY EYEBALLS!!!"

(the shock overheats, and melts, the ice ogre holding the bag)

ice ogre: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I'M MELLLLLLLTIIIIIING!!! OOOOOOH, WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLD....."

(they all pop out of the bag)

mighty ray: "FREEDOM! FRESH AIR! ATMOSPHERE! HAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

(they all try and destroy the cage holding wham bam jewel, while ape trully tries his best to hold off the ice ogres)

ice ogre: "ROOOOOOAAAAAAGH...."

ape trully: "(whacking them with a stop sign) back! BACK!! you foul creatures! one more step and i'll- [it's okay, trully, you're doing fine...]"

(cage breaks)

ape trully: "0|0 thank goodness for that! cu'z i WASN'T doing so fine..."

(wham bam jewel pounds the ice ogres to ice chips)

ape trully: "head for that icy castle, we can stop the outflow of ice creatures from there!"

(all of them run for the ice castle)

f.a.t.r.i.d.e: "they're going for that ice castle!"

fireman.exe: "let's go find 'em!"

(the others get on F.A.T.R.I.D.E and head for the ice castle)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...ice can be a deadly thing...why is it so beautiful? I see my reflection in it, of course thats why I say that.

 

[smashfan666]

(the two teams make it to ice castle and notice eachother)

marie: "is smashfan with you?"

numbuh 362: "no, they went into that ice castle."

(they all hear the ice king laughing in the castle)

dedede: "ooooh, this is bad..."

(later)

numbuh 362: "okay, everyone. smashfan, finn, jake, and numbuh 86 are in the ice castle somewhere. it'll be dark soon and the junkyard is VERY unpredictable and dangerous. so we're going to split up into teams of 3 and search for them. good luck!"

SEARCH TEAMS:

team 1: lin chung, jumpy ghostface, mighty ray.

team 2: retro, marie, numbuh 362.

team 3: marx, giygas, galacta knight.

team 4: sonic, dedede, escargoon.

team 5: fireman.exe, olimar, mystique sonya.

team 6: spat, meta knight, wham bam jewel.

(all the search teams enter, but wham bam jewel is having difficulty entering since he's bigger than the entrance)

wham bam jewel: "(BONK!) what the? (BONK!)"

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "you ain't gonna fit, big guy."

wham bam jewel: "hmm... maybe we'll stay behind and guard F.A.T.R.I.D.E."

spat & meta knight: "RIGHT!"

(all 3 of them take a side of F.A.T.R.I.D.E.)

(before all the teams are in)

marie: "spat!"

(spat is looking towards marie)

marie: "good luck!"

spat: "(saluting gesture)"

(all the teams are in the ice castle)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Alright, I suggest we go down the main hall first! *run!*

*but suddenly 3 ice guards get in the way*

Ice Guard: None shall pass!

/BATTLE TIME!\
\ ---------------/

 

[smashfan666]

(the first ice guard pummels the floor with a mighty hammer so loud that everyone within a 2 block radius of the ice castle can hear it, but suddenly, a much louder banging goes on from the top floor of the castle. ice king is banging on the floor with a broom)

ice king: "HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?!"

okay, it looks like he's distracted. someone try to get us out of here!

jake: "i'm on it! (hand molds into a key) AHA!"

ice king: "whaaaat?!?! (freezes jake)"

finn: "JAKE!!!"

ice king: "wow, that was awesome! i'd better try that sometime soon..."

(the ice guards are still pounding at the teams)

numbuh 362: "this is getting a bit repetitive."

dedede: "i HATE when things get a bit repetitive!"

(an ice guard grabs dedede, making him drop his hammer)

dedede: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

escargoon: "(extremely angry) i'm gonna need this... (using dedede's mallet) have at you, ice guard giants! HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

(escargoon starts whacking the ice guards until they're nothing but ice chips)

escargoon: "(giving back the hammer) are you alright, majesty?"

dedede: "(half-dazed) i am now..."

(meanwhile, on the news)

tom tucker: "hello, i'm tom tucker. we've just received word that smashfan and his team and some other guys are stuck in the ice king's castle which is somehow in the junkyard."

diane ross: "i don't know how he got his castle out of the land of ooo and into a junkyard, or why he would... but i guess he has his reasons."

tom tucker: "he does... that is he's a BIG NERD!!! HA!"

(both laughing)

tom tucker: "and now to ollie williams with live feed on the scene. ollie?"

(scene switch to ollie williams just outside ice king's castle)

ollie williams: "I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING!"

tom tucker: "have you tried going inside?"

ollie williams: "YES."

tom tucker: "and?"

ollie williams: "IT'S COLD!"

tom tucker: "why do you say that?"

ollie williams: "MY FINGERS ARE FREEZING!"

tom tucker: "your opinion?"

ollie williams: "I SHOULD HAVE WORN A PARKA!"

tom tucker: "thanks for that, ollie."

(tv switches off, back to the action)

(all 6 teams go different ways to look for the ice king's throne room, where finn, jake, princess bubblegum, numbuh 86 and i are all being kept in a cell with icy bars)

(meanwhile, in the ice king's throne room)

ice king: "(sigh) captured heroes, no threats. ice king is bored..."

(ice king starts playing paddleball, and sucking horribly at it)

ice king: "(getting bored of purposely sucking at paddleball) curse this infernal contraption! (throws it at the still frozen jake, who unfreezes after being hit with it)"

(ice king starts eating a croissant)

jake: "(noticing ice king eating) WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FOOD?! I WANT THAT!!!"

ice king: ">.> (stuffs chocolate in the croissant)"

jake: "..........uuuuuuuuuuuuh, nevermind."

(ice king finishes off the croissant)

ice king: "mmm... not bad for a startoff"

(some ice minions enter the room)

ice king: "yeah, can one of you make me some pizza rolls?"

ice minion: "(speaking unknown language)"

ice king: "YES, THE ONES WITH THE LITTLE PEPPERONI BITS!!! you know all too well those are my favorites..."

(the ice minons bow to ice king and exit the room)

............this guy has issues.

ice king: "I HEARD THAT!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Well, were at a threeway. It's either bathroom, room of rooms, or throne room. Hmm...

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "hmm...... let's go with the bathroom! i bet he's in there!"

(dedede's team enters the bathroom, ice king is nowhere to be seen)

dedede: "uuuuuh.... !!!"

(escargoon sees a toilet made of ice)

escargoon: "even the TOILET... is ice cold!"

(outside)

spat: "(marching around F.A.T.R.I.D.E.) must keep protecting... must stay focused... can't stop marching..."

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....*"

spat: "must march! MUST MARCH! MUST... uugh, must rest before exhaustion, pfpth..."

(with marie, numbuh 362, and retro)

numbuh 362: "i say let's go with the room of rooms. likely it has a gateway to every room in the place."

(they enter the room of rooms only to see a shed door with a piece of paper on it)

marie: "what?"

numbuh 362: "(reading sign) 'beware the splut...' oh, I remember this... we open the door and get a pie shot into our faces..."

marie: "i ain't afraid of no SPLUT!"

(marie opens the shed door and, lo and behold, gets a pie shot into her face)

marie: "(licking pie off face) mmm, blueberry!"

(they exit the room of rooms and enter the 'throne room', only to find a sign)

numbuh 362: "what the.. ??? (reads sign)"

"Dear suckers
ha ha! i faked you out! you actually thought this was the REAL throne
room?! you're even bigger idiots than i thought! so where is the real
throne room? i'll never tell! you'll have to find it for yourself, losers!
-Ice King"

numbuh 362: "(done reading) well, that was kind of harsh. we'll have to double back and go some other way!"


(and... in the ice king's REAL throne room)

ice king: "*sigh* ..............................WHERE ARE MY F**KING PIZZA ROLLS?!"

(i appear to be eating something)

numbuh 86: "hey, what's that you're eating?!"

hmm?

jake: "aaaaahaaaaa! c'mon man, we KNOW you've got something. show us what it is!"

(and i'm eating... ONE OF THE ICE BARS FROM THE CELL?!?!)

finn: "YOU'RE ACTUALLY EATING ICE?!"

well yeah, i DO chew on ice cubes on almost a regular basis, y'know...

jake: "!!! that gives me an idea! everyone, gnaw on the ice bars!"

(all 5 of us start biting the ice bars)

jake: "gnawgnawgnawgnaw OWCH!!! my teeth hurt!"

finn: "i guess smashfan's had more practice."

numbuh 86: "(teeth hurt from biting the ice) tell me about it..."

(everyone continues gnawing on the ice bars)

ice king: "AHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!"

(ice bars shatter)

princess bubblegum: "we're free!"

(jake is still biting an ice bar)

(numbuh 86 tries taking the bar out of jake's mouth)

jake: "(growling)"

numbuh 86: "okay, okay! geez, it's just an ice bar... crazy dog..."

jake: "(still biting ice) mmm... oh yeah, this is some GOOD ice..."

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Zues The Persian King is dead, Now its your Mission to turn all the trophyed characters back tothem selfs and krevive Peach

Sorry but thats not going to happen

*From the Corners come Poseidon and Hadas come out of nowhere including Hermes
*

So is this How its going to be Zues

Thats why sometimes never trust a god HAHA

Hermes: Huston we have a problem, Titans are climbing up Mountolympus

**** that Kratos he released them and now there coming for me

Good we can all get are revenge

Poseidon you handle the Titans Hades Call for your warriors and Hermes, just go I'm tired of looking at you.... You stink

*Boom Hades Knocks Mars off Mountolympus but he lands on the shoulder of Gaia*

Kratos:: This will not stop me Zues I will have my revenge(With a very angry expression)

*Mars watches as Kratos cuts up the demon warriors*

Who is this Guy I'll follow him

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Room of Rooms next! *enters a room with 1000 other rooms inside* FFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[smashfan666]

numbuh 362: "wow. where does ice king find the time to MAKE all these rooms?"

(banging and yelling coming from the room of captured appliances)

(they open the door to said room and find toaster, lampy, radio, blanky, kirby, and microwave tied up and about to be impaled by spikes)

lampy: "(screaming)"

numbuh 362: "(notices an ice pick) oh!"

(the ice pick is thrown into the gears and the machine stops)

toaster: "phew!"

lampy: "that sure was a close call..."

numbuh 362: "man, i sure hope we can get you out of here and back to your 'master'"

radio: "erm... that's gonna be a bit of a ride to kingdom come if we wanna go to him..."

marie: "what are you talking about?"

lampy: "well, it turns out their house was build on a bomb field."

microwave: "and a bomb went off and they, FFT! like that..."

(all lower their heads and numbuh 362 removes her helmet)

numbuh 362: "well, we'll think of something..."

(ice spears are poked at retro's team and the appliances, and they are forced to the icy dungeon with all the other 5 teams, and they were captured)

what are you all doing here? and WOW! ZOMGTEHBLTAPPLIANCESANDAMICROWAVE!!!

marie: "we all got captured"

toaster: "what do you think they'll do to us?"

hopefully it's not gonna be a torturous musical number and for some reason forcing us to eat spinach when we get enough of it already...

ice king: "that's too bad, smashfan mah boi... CUZ THAT'S THE EXACT TORTURE I HAVE IN STORE!!!"

+song: the spinach inquisition+

ice guys: "try it, you'll like it, that's what we have to say! just taste it, you'll love it, there is no other waaaaaaaay! the spinach inquisition, is here and it's a hoot! the spinach inquisition!"

ice king: "some call it a leafy fruuuuuuuit!"

ice guard: "just taste it,"

ice ogre: "you'll love it!"

both: "why go through all this woe?"

ice guard: "a bit then."

ice ogre: "a smidgen!"

both: "YOU REALLY CAN'T SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

i said no once, i said no twice, you chained me here and that's not nice! i will not eat it, not even a scrap, i will not try it, it tastes like-

both: "STOP! why though, you little so-and-so? if you will not try it, then in the vat you go-o!"

ice king: "will-a you try it?"

spat: "no, no, no!"

ice king: "will-a you taste it?"

spat: "unh-unh-unh!"

ice king: "well, if he won't try it maybe his girlfriend will! so come on monks, let's give em' a thrill!"

ice guys: "please taste it, you'll love it, don't make us be so harsh!"

ice monk: "a nibble? why quibble? IT WON'T MAKE YOU BAAAAAAAARF!!!"

marie: "what's wrong with you, are you deaf?! SEND THAT JUNK BACK TO THE CHEF!"

blanky: "it's yucky, blecchy, gross, and soapy, i tried it once it tastes like-"

ice guys: "STOP! oh please. don't make us get severe! well maybe you'd be better off trying it in here!"

ice king: "will you try it in a bowl?"

numbuh 86: "not one lousy crumb!"

ice king: "will you try it on a roll?"

numbuh 86: "do i look like i'm that DUUUUUUUUMB?!"

ice guys: "YEAH! the spinach inquisition! come on and open wide! the spinach inquisition, turn your belly green inside! we ask you very nicely, we ask you if you try. but if you will not taste it i'm afraid... you'll... have... to..."

(lampy interrupts)

lampy: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

(long silence)

spat: "stop is right! the only thing worse that spinach is a cruddy song-and-dance number about spinach!"

(ends)

finn: "y'know that song is actually pretty catchy! (hums tune)"

ice king: "now just wait there a minute, while i think of something else torturous to do to you..."

(ice king and all his ice minions leave)

numbuh 362: "okay, listen everyone. ice king will be back ANY MINUTE! so we've only got a few minutes to get out of this place and cheese it!"

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "well, no way i'm gonna fly right now. they siphoned my gas!"

jake: "this looks like a time for a (molds hand into a knife) KNIFE HAND!"

(jake slices the ropes on him, then everyone else)

dedede: "NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!"

(everyone exits the room, running through the entire dungeon looking for a way out)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Just bust the wall! It's only ICE!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "aHA! (punches wall, but it doesn''t break) YEOWCHIES!!! that really hurt!"

(magnetic vibration outside)

crap, we completely forgot about the MAGNET!!!

microwave: "relax, guys. it can't get us in here! ice isn't magnetic!"

numbuh 86: "yeah, WE aren't, either. but it still manages to latch onto US!"

ice king: "and i should probably mention, i had a metal objects room installed... heh, oopsie..."

(the magnet grabs onto the castle and we are lifted)

microwave: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

(kirby smashes himself into the microwave)

kirby: "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MICROWAVE!!!"

numbuh 362: "the vacuum's right, microwave. we'll get out of here somehow."

fireman.exe: "howzabout i (approaches supernova) HEAT UP THE PLACE?!?!"

(numbuh 362 douses fireman.exe's flames)

numbuh 362: "no, fireman. it's too risky! we might already be eleventy billion feet in the air!"

(CRASH!!!)

meta knight: "or right on the conveyor belt..."

(pounding getting nearer)

fireman.exe: "okay, NOW can i burn sh*t up?!"

numbuh 362: "do it! NOW!!!"

(fireman.exe burns a magnet-sized hole in the walls leading out of the castle)

(garbage falls on ice king)

ice king: "WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!"

hmm... ice king might be a big nerd, but i guess even he doesn't deserve to die...

*pause*

dedede: "oh allRIGHT..."

(dedede hammers ice king out of here)

ice king: "THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnks..."

(shine as ice king disappears)

numbuh 362: "now we have to get out of here ourselves!"

i think we can use some of the garbage ice king was buried under to convert F.A.T.R.I.D.E's gasoline tank into a battery!

toaster: "good idea, let's do it!"

(cutaway to us getting ready to launch a battery-powered F.A.T.R.I.D.E away from here)

numbuh 362: "we're set for launch, smashfan!"

(hears the pounding nearing even closer)

and not a moment too soon!

(we all get on F.A.T.R.I.D.E and take off, and are heading back to forum fighter HQ)

numbuh 362: "phew! looks like everyone made it out alive!"

escargoon: "especially retro! (hugs retro) uh... don't get used to that..."

lampy: "man, i sure hope we get this whole 'nobody owns us' thing solved out soon..."

hmm... y'know, i think we could really use you guys!

toaster: "!!! really?!"

yeah! it'll be fun!

blanky: "you really think so?!"

escargoon: "hecks yeah!"

radio: "hang on while i tune into some appropriate pre-end credit music!"

+song: hang in there, kid+

numbuh 362: "when you're in the deepest holes..."

marx: "when you're in the darkest pits..."

dedede: "and you're on the verge of the urge to call it quits-"

finn: "remember there might be some fun for you!"

lampy: "a home for you, someone for you!"

escargoon & radio: "and it's just about to begiiiiiin!"

all: "so hang in there, kid! haaaaaang iiiiiiiiiiin!!!"

(most other places)

may: "when you're feeling left behind, when you're feeling not so hot."

wilfre: "feeling insecure cause you're sure you've been forgot!"

fuse: "there could be a big change today for you, a big 'hip hip hooray' for you!"

ice king: "and a 'hey my friend, how ya' been'!"

all villains: "so hang in there, kid! haaaaaang iiiiiiiin!"

(back with us)

spat: "(recalling his near-death in the dark aeris war) i thought i was a goner! out like an empty shell, vigor mortis had set in!"

princess bubblegum: "well on my word of honor..."

all: "you've never sounded so weeeeeeeell!"

(we are almost back at forum fighter hq)

all: "when you're in the grip of fear, when you're in the hands of fate. you may feel inclined to resign, but just you wait!"

radio: "there's someone who will spin your dials for you!"

kirby: "who flips your switch-"

lampy: "and smiles for you!"

all: "who will cheer you on till you wiiiiiiiin! so hang in there kid! hang in there, kid. hang in there kid! HAAAAAAAAANG IIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

(song ends)

(we are back at forum fighter HQ)

we're back!

dedede: "(putting blanky on his couch) i'll leave you right here in case i fall asleep watching TV again!"

escargoon: "he does do that... a lot..."

(toaster is placed on the main kitchen counter, lampy is put on escargoon's computer desk, radio is put on finn's nightstand *don't ask how finn & jake got their things here so quickly*, the microwave is also put on the main counter, and kirby is put in a closet)

kirby: "i think this'll be a good life for us..."

lampy: "y'got that right!"

(finn is browsing through the airwaves radio picks up)

finn: "i wonder what signals you get, radio..."

radio: "oh, i get quite a lot, finn my good friend!"

jake: "heh, i think this guy'll be a ton of yucks to have around!"

radio: "(chuckling) a talking dog. classic!"

jake: "you really think so?"

radio: "sure! (browses through channels)"

jake: "haha! he's a cut-up! a regular upright-fine guy!"

+end credits music: bakugan theme (instrumental)+

***<STAFF>***

{[characters]}

smashfan666 - main character 1

retroantonio - main character 2

marx - smashfan's friend

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy, one of smashfan's teammates

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

king dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

escargoon - dedede's assistant, one of smashfan's teammates

meta knight - leader of the meta-knights, one of smashfan's teammates

marie kanker - one of smashfan's teammates

spat - the all-fibber, one of smashfan's teammates

giygas - one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 362 - supreme commander of the KND, one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer, one of smashfan's teammates

sonic - fastest thing alive, one of smashfan's teammates

fireman.exe - one of smashfan's teammates

olimar - only hocotate employee of any merit, one of smashfan's teammates

finn - righteous adventurer, one of smashfan's teammates

jake - finn's shapeshifting talking dog, one of smashfan's teammates

princess bubblegum - princess of the candy kingdom, one of smashfan's teammates

toaster - electric toaster, one of smashfan's teammates

lampy - desklamp, one of smashfan's teammates

radio - radio system, one of smashfan's teammates

kirby - vacuum, one of smashfan's teammates

blanky - electric blanket, one of smashfan's teammates

microwave - kinda' obvious... & one of smashfan's teammates

basement cat - main antagonist (1st half)

ice king - big nerd, main antagonist (2nd half)

wilfre - temporary teammate

the gourd - temporary teammate

lee kanker - 'leader' of the kanker sisters, temporary teammate

may kanker - temporary teammate

the giant magnet - junkyard magnet, temporary teammate

the crushing machine - magnet's minion, temporary teammate

dr. van kruglor - pantsman's archnemisis, temporary teammate

nightmare - temporary teammate

marx soul - nightmare's minion, temporary teammate

dark aeris - ultimate evil, temporary teammate

lord fuse - ruler of planet fusion, temporary teammate

ed - strongest ed, honorary forum fighter

edd - brainy ed, honorary forum fighter

eddy - leader of the eds, honorary forum fighter

darkus bakugan - dedede & escargoon's bakugans, honorary forum fighters

rolf - leader of the urban rangers, honorary forum fighter

urban rangers - allies, honorary forum fighters

pickup truck - worked on a reservation, used in F.A.T.R.I.D.E.

F.A.T.R.I.D.E. - all-terrain KND/forum fighter vehicle, technical forum fighter

ice minions - ice king's minions

ice monks - ice king's minions

ice ogres - ice king's minions

ice guards - ice king's minions
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, we own nothing. this is a game that is very fun. i am sorry if we forgot anyone or anything, but the post was getting long.

{[THE END... FOR NOW...]}

 

[RetroAntonio]

Whew...that post was long. Hey, we do own nothing...

Marx: I wonder what's on the TV. *flips channels* I like Nick...

*knock on door*

I'll answer that! *opens door to see a business man* Who are you?

Businessman: I am a Viacom business man. I would like to buy your game for--

No! *slams door*

Dedede: Why did he--

He's from Viacom, they are "the man" and own everything but Cartoon Network and Disney Channel basically. And they are HORRIBLE AND EVIL. Don't let them trick you!

Escargoon: Sounds a bit serious.

It is! Nyyyyyyyya this is bad! They have so much power, so many things on their side, they could turn any of our nick friends against us.

-outside-

Viacom man: I guess...I'll call in the contractors.

-inside-

Okay, we need to stay together. I think I know who I'm closest to. *slips over to escargoon*

Escargoon: *sigh* Of course...

Of course, Of course, we hugged. :3 Now prepare team, this might be worse than you think. They tried to buy my company Type-Moon out once and it didn't work. But we had to fight like never before.

 

[mars16]

*Kratos Finishes the Demons*

Hey you, you don't like Zues either

Kratos::......

*Kratos runs up the Path on Gaia's arm and Mars Fallows*

Pesoidon:: Take this

*Pesoidon Luanches a Horse through Gaia's Left Shoulder stuning Her*

Gaia:: Kratos Help

2 minutes Later on Gaia's Head***

Kratos:: Fight me Like a true Warrior Pesoidon

Pesoidon:: **** You

*They Battle*

 

[smashfan666]

we'll need to infiltrate the Viacom fortress, then. i say we split into 2 teams. one to infiltrate Viacom, the other to defend FFHQ.

TEAMS-

Infiltrate Viacom- Smashfan666, Spat, Retro, Marie, Escargoon, Dedede, Radio, Toaster, Lampy, Blanky, Numbuh 362, Finn, Jake, F.A.T.R.I.D.E, Marx.

Defend Megabase- Kirby, Numbuh 86, Bubblegum, Meta Knight, Galacta Knight, Fireman.EXE, Wham Bam Jewel, Giygas, Olimar, Microwave.

marx: "awesome! but how do we sneak past the viacom guy at the door?"

(outside, the viacom guy finishes his call, and then marie launches a poison dart into his neck)

marie: "nailed 'em!"

(the infiltration team boards F.A.T.R.I.D.E.)

numbuh 362: "are you sure you guys are okay with staying, kirby?"

kirby: "'course, numbuh 362. we'll make certain NOTHING happens to our place."

(f.a.t.r.i.d.e takes off, heading for Viacom Fortress)

kirby: "okay. we're ready."

*LOUD BANGING ON DOOR!!!!*

viacom warrior: "OPEN UP, VIACOM WARRIORS!"

(numbuh 86 opens the door, holding her mustard pistol to the viacom warrior's head)

numbuh 86: "you were saying?"

(the viacom warrior lowers numbuh 86's gun, and plows right past her)

numbuh 86: "AH!!!"

kirby: "(snarling)"

viacom warrior: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! you think a VACUUM CLEANER can stop me?!"

(kirby zooms right to the viacom warrior and pummels the crap out of him)

olimar: "GO KIRBY!!!"

(meanwhile)

radio: "hey lampy, have you seen some of the people here?"

lampy: "yeah. that penguin thing's got quite a big hammer..."

radio: "yeah, and (whistles) that marie is quite a looker!"

lampy: "(staring at marie) yeah... (panting like a dog)"

(CRASH!!!)

radio: "WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"

numbuh 362: "we're being attacked by viacom planes!"

(planes flown by viacom pilots are shooting at us)

marx: "a bright light ought to blind 'em!"

lampy: "i'm on it!"

(lampy turns on his bulb out the window, blinding the viacom pilots)

viacom pilot: "AAAH!!! I'M BLIND!!! AND BY AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC LAMP NO LESS!!!"

lampy: "they're blinded!"

shoot 'em down!

(F.A.T.R.I.D.E shoots down the out-of-control viacom planes)

f.a.t.r.i.d.e: "2 annoying viacommers down!"

(loud whooshing)

blanky: "what's that?!"

(a large viacom bomber is in front of us)

viacom pilot: "stand down! you will not reach the viacom fortress!"

OH YES WE WILL! AND WE'RE GONNA STOP YOU FROM TAKING OVER, YOU SUNNUVAB*TCH! SO YOU STAND THE F**KER DOWN!

viacom pilot: "WHY WOULD I WANT TO BURN A CLOWN?!"

he can't hear us!

radio: "i'll broadcast something that'll shake them up!"

(radio broadcasts 'cocktails for two' to the viacom bomber)

radio: "in some secluded rendezvous"

{WHOOPEE!!!}

(the viacom bomber goes insane, but then shoots at F.A.T.R.I.D.E.)

radio: "AHH!!!"

(broadcast stops)

radio: "dangit, they interrupted the disruption broadcast!"

we'll have to beat it in a midair bossfight.

(the bomber's healthbar fills up)

(F.A.T.R.I.D.E starts shooting at the viacom bomber)