Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[RetroAntonio]

Okay, this IS gonna be awesome. Okay!

*fatride dodges*

Viacom Pilot: We will show you not to let us control...

???: SURE YEA BELIEVE THAT

Viacom Pilot: No! NOT THE YOUTUBE POOPERS! Teleport them...random location!

*the youtube poopers get teleported into fatride*

???: What the heck...a weird cat thing, a weird guy, a snail, oh thats Dedede...a toaster with eyes--what the heck? Shall we introduce ourselves?

Mssnor: I'm Mssnor! I created Vaginner! http://www.youtube.com/user/mssnor My profile page!

Deepercutt: I'm Deepercutt, the famous youtube pooper! Profile here: http://www.youtube.com/user/deepercutt

I'm the third member, as I am a youtube pooper! You never knew... http://www.youtube.com/user/KoopaEaterMKII

Marx: Wow...

 

[smashfan666]

Deepercutt, try shouting 'A DICKIE?!' to them!

deepercutt: "okay!"

(deepercutt grabs a megaphone and shouts out the window)

deepercutt: "(eddy's voice) A DICKIE?!"

(the bomber looses half it's health)

viacom pilot: "we just got hit by a bad excuse for a meme!"

deepercutt: "(normal voice) hey!"

KoopaEaterMKII: "so anyways. viacom has also captured some let's players. they've got ssskinner, bikdiponabus, 900redyoshi, nakateleli, and natenaterson."

(GASP!!!) those are my favorite let's players. (presses a button) ASTA LA VISTA, VIACON-ARTISTS!!!

(F.A.T.R.I.D.E launches a soopuh-missile, which takes out all but one point of the bomber's health)

viacom pilot: "AHH! REPAIR, NOW!"

(the bomber gains back 1/4 of it's health)

numbuh 362: "it repaired itself!"

AAAAGH!!! GOD-****ING-****-IT! i'm gonna go on marx and disable the healing systems so we can kill it easier! ready, marx?

marx: "and willing!"

(something flies by)

both of us: "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!?!"

(it is actually rex *from generator rex* that flew by and is currently in the viacom bomber)

marx: "that looked like rex!"

finn: "he went inside the bomber!"

(marx and i follow rex into the bomber)

(meanwhile)

kirby: "(still beating up the viacom warrior) YOU... WON'T... BUY... US... OUT!!!"

viacom warrior: "*is KO'D*"

another viacom warrior: "AH! ALERT! VIACOM CHAMPION! CODE 'I'M GONNA SH*T MY PANTS!!!'"

(a giant warrior appears)

viacom champion: "a code 'i'm gonna sh*t my pants', eh?"

numbuh 86: "!!! DO SOMETHING!!!"

(the champion beats up everyone else, leaving only princess bubblegum left)

princess bubblegum: "(seeing everyone pummeled beyond reason) (getting angry) (turns red) (steamy bubbling) (screechy) EEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!!!"

(bubblegum starts beating the tar out of the champion)

viacom champion: "AH!! OW!! STOP IT!! hey, you're pretty tough. HEY!! THAT HURTS!! *KO'D!!* duuuuuuuuurrrr...."

kirby: "0.0"

giygas: "wow. just... wow..."

microwave: "holy sh*t... 86, did you see that?!"

(numbuh 86 just lies there... surprised...)

princess bubblegum: "wow, didn't know i had it in me. (sly chuckle)"

viacom warrior: "(huge jawdrop) daaaaaaaaaang, that girl got some FIGHT..."

wham bam jewel: "this is just... cool... (pounds a viacom warrior like a nail)"

(meanwhile)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(Funny, I own the KoopaEater account, it got banned at first so there's my alt )

Via-Pilot: You'll never stop us! We're rich!

Mssnor: I didn't want to do this...but time to open the old fad door.

*old fad door opened, smoke pours out*

Wow...there's...so many old fads...memes...let's use that one! *points at firin mah laser*

Deepercutt: Sounds reasonable! *loads it up*

 

[smashfan666]

(rex is onboard the army base-sized bomber)

rex: "(speaking into a tape recorder) personal log: Bobo & Six are still on the strange bomber. i've made it in undetected, but i can't find them anywhere. but i still can't give up yet."

(CLACK!!!)

rex: "(switches off tape recorder) who's there?!"

(CLACK!!!)

(rex turns his hand into the huge cannon and aims it at me and marx)

marx: "ZOMGPLZDONTSHOOTUSPLZ!!!"

rex: "...wait a second. i know who you are. you're smashfan666! you're all over the news!"

uh, that's right. and this guy here is-

rex: "marx, right?"

marx: "0.0 YOU SIR... MUST BE SOME KINDA MIND READER..."

rex: "so, anyway. Agent Six came here alone to find out what viacom is up to. Bobo Haha followed after he didn't respond for hours. i waited for about 3 months, but they still weren't back. i knew something was up, so i decided to come here to try and find them."

woah... that's just... deep... tell you what. we'll help you find six & bobo.

rex: "thanks. y'know, i think this'll be the-"

(BOOM!)

viacom warrior: "i think i heard something over here!"

marx: "aw crap..."

(at least 3 viacom warriors and 2 viacom champions find us)

viacom champion: "aha! it's that smashfan guy and his weird bat-thing!"

viacom warrior: "yeah, and they're in cahoots with that guy made of the mini-bots!"

viacom champion: "LET'S GET 'EM!!!"

viacom warriors!

marx: "wudduya' say we beat these guys up 3d fighting game style?"

(rex turns his legs into a hovercycle)

rex: "i say 'let's run circles around these guys!'"

me & marx: "HELL YEAH!"

(marx and i get on rex's hovercycle and zip around the viacom warriors and champions. taking out all the warriors and one of the champions, who then pulls himself together and starts swinging at us)

(at the viacom fortress, a shadowy gerbil-looking figure watches our battling)

????: "(slight french accent) heheheheheheheheeeeeee... those fools think they can defeat by viacom forces. but they have yet to realize the full power of viacom's ruler!"

(???? is revealed to be...)

dr. hamsterviel: "JAQUEZ VON HÄMSTERVIEL!!!!"

(knocking on door)

hamsterviel: "WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!"

(gantu opens the door)

gantu: "sorry to bother you, dr. hamsterviel. but do you think it was wise taking over viacom instead of searching for the experiments?"

hamsterviel: "oh yeah, that reminds me. uhm... GO RETRIEVE THE EXPERIMENTS BACK ON THAT HELLHOLE OF AN ISLAND, YOU LAZY NOTHING!!!!"

gantu: "b- but..."

hamsterviel: "NO BUTS! honestly, why do you insist on sticking your buts where they don't belong when you know it's no excuse for being A LA-"

narrator: "WARNING! the following things this gerbil-"

hamsterviel: "HAMSTER!!!"

narrator: "whatever... is about to say contain language of a frank and explicit nature, viewer discretion is advised..."

hamsterviel: "-ZY ***HOLE SON OF A B*TCH WHO LEAVES CRAP FROM THEIR ROOM ALL OVER THE **** FLOOR!!! do you think i LIKE smelling wiimotes that have been shoved up your A$$?! HELL NO!!! now get your hellin' d*mnin' a$$ back on that b*tching d*mn island, d*mn it!"

gantu: "erm... yes, dr. hamsterviel..."

(gantu exits)

gantu: "...he's the son of a b*tch..."

hamsterviel: "i heard that!"

gantu: "d*mn it!!"

(back at forum fighter hq)

meta knight: "hopefully nothing too bad's gonna come up"

(a viacom champion elite)

}----------------------------------------------
NAME: VIACOM CHAMPION ELITE
}----------------------------------------------
HP: 10000
STRENGTH: 200
AGILITY: 8
ATTACK: 400
DEFENSE: 300
WEAPON: BIG FAT MACE
SHIELD: HUGE @$$ SHIELD
MAGIC: 0
}----------------------------------------------

all except viacom champion elite: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

 

[RetroAntonio]

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: IMMA FIRIN MY LASER BLARGHHHHHHHHH! *viacom pilot destroyed*

 

[smashfan666]

(the bomber is falling)

all onboard: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

viacom champion: "I FEEL COMPELLED TO TELL YOU THAT THE LET'S PLAYERS AND AGENT SIX AND BOBO HAHA ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE AT VIACOM FORTRESS!!!!"

marx: "...you mean rex went through all this coming onto the bomber bullsh*t for nothing?! F**K!!"

(rex, marx and i escape the falling bomber and enter F.A.T.R.I.D.E)

deepercutt: "did you find the let's players?"

rex: "no. but we found out that they're at viacom fortress."

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "then to viacom we go!"

spat: "!!! you're rex, right?"

rex: "uh, yeah?"

spat: "(0.0) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAEEEEEEEE!!!! ZOMGYOU'RESOAWESOMEANDYOU'REEVENINFUSIONFALLFREETOPLAYOMGICAN'TSEEMTOUSESPACESINMYSENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!)

AAAAAAARGH SO LOOOOOUUUUUUDDDDDDAH!!!! (hyperventilating) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

numbuh 362: "we've apparently scratched up against some gihugeic object."

(F.A.T.R.I.D.E crashes)

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "godd*mmit..."

(the smoke clears and reveals the viacom fortress... which is like a helluva lot of stories big...)

+tune: Welcome to Hell's Village!+

jake: "0.0 who knew viacom could be so evil?"

(meanwhile, at HQ)

viacom warrior: "ATTENTION ALL VIACOM WARRIORS, CHAMPIONS, CHAMPION ELITE, AND OTHER RANKS. BEWARE THE PINK GIRL WITHIN THE MEGABASE!!! WHEN ANGERED, SHE CAN SERIOUSLY BEAT THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU!!! WE MUST CONTAIN HER IF WE WANT ANY CHANCE OF WINNING THIS!!!"

numbuh 86: "(eavesdropping) that doesn't sound good..."

kirby: "(zooms in dramatically) we gotta stop 'em!!!"

numbuh 86: "right. so everyone, get something from weapon storage and be ready for anything!"

(cutaway. microwave is attaching 2 more handles to kirby, olimar grabs a sword, numbuh 86 grabs another gun, and other such... until...)

numbuh 86: "everyone ready?!"

kirby: "they'll never get in while WE'RE on guard!"

olimar: "olimar, ready and awaiting orders!"

galacta knight: "let's go get 'em!"

meta knight: "viacom must be stopped!"

(all others agreeing)

numbuh 86: "then LET'S GO!!!"

(olimar enters a bathroom, a flushing noise is heard and olimar exits)

numbuh 86: "(facepalm)"

olimar: "what?! you said 'go'!"

numbuh 86: "forum fighters, BATTLE STATIONS!!!!"

microwave: "i KNEW one of them would say it eventually!"

(the viacom warriors bust down the door and starts attacking)

(olimar, meta knight and galacta knight are cutting up the viacom warriors)

(meanwhile)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Princess Bubblegum sounds like Starfire...ALOT. Anyways, AGHHHHH! Astro Zombie Robot things! 8 of em! *battle time!*

 

[smashfan666]

finn: "in the referencing words of Highlander™ (pulls out sword) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!"

(finn starts slicing up the astro zombie robots)

rex: "i think finn might have the right idea (activates his BFS *big fat sword*)"

radio: "rex and finn are right! (pulls out a wooden sword) SLICE THE F**K OUT OF THEM!!!"

(we are all slashing up the astro zombie warriors, and when they're all done...)

(hamsterviel laughing over intercom in deep voice)

that must be the guy who runs viacom now...

hamsterviel: "(deep voice) very perceptive, smashfan... i... (normal voice) JAQUES VON HÄMSTERVIEL!!! now invite you... to your DOOM!!!"

radio: "and just how do we GET to your supposed 'throne room', embark on an epic 20-page adventure through a million rooms and fight your biggest baddest lackey?"

hamsterviel: ".....well, you are HALF-RIGHT. you will be fighting gantu, but you will be taking the elevator!"

rex: "ha! and i thought you were supposed to be cruel."

hamsterviel: "it just wastes time waiting for you to come up through a million f**king rooms just to fight me..."

lampy: "hey, he's got a point..."

alright, we'll take the elevator. but gantu better not get anxious and ambush us in the elevator!

hamsterviel: "...sorry, gantu. NOT!!! but still, no ambush."

gantu: "d'aw BLITZNAK!!!"

experiment 625 (reuben): "(facepalm) i knew he was gonna say that!"

(the elevator doesn't open yet)

...

hamsterviel: "friggin' thing takes forever..."

(the elevator opens)

FINALLY!!!

(we enter the elevator and wait NINE FRIGGIN' HOURS TO GET UP TO THE ARENA...)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(meanwhile)

numbuh 86: "GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!"

(giygas uses an ungraspable attack freezes a few champion elite)

giygas: "haha! and they can't even tell what it is!"

(princess bubblegum appears to be using some kind of ninja staff to fight off the warriors)

viacom warrior: "AH!!! don't hurt me! (runs like a wuss)"

viacom champion elite: "i'm not scared of a pink wh*re."

princess bubblegum: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!"

(princess bubblegum pwns the champion elite in the u-no-wut's)

viacom champion elite: "OWWW!!!!!! [note to self: watch out for bubblegum...]"

(champion elite falls over)

viacom warrior: "(to champion elite) you, have, been, hit, in, the-"

viacom champion elite: "SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN' MOUTH. SHUT IT, AND NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN..."

microwave: "okay, that was weird. NOW i want to try harder!"

olimar: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you?! you haven't even fought so far! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!"

(microwave pulls out a few D-batteries and puts them inside him, sets the time, and has his plug near the start button)

microwave: "STAND BACK! I HAVE BATTERIES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO BLOW THE WHOLE F**KING PLACE UP!!!"

giygas: "...and commit suicide-"

microwave: "AND COMMIT SUICIDE IN THE PROCESS!!!"

narrator: "team one of smashfan's team has made it to viacom fortress! and the other is holding off the viacom forces, and the microwave just had some batteries and is willing to do the unthinkable... BLOWING SH*T UP!!! will they beat gantu and hamsterviel? will microwave commit suicide? and did the ice king ever get his pizza rolls?!"

(meanwhile, at the junkyard)

ige minion: "hey, ice king, i have those pizza rolls you sent me to get! ice king? prisoners? intruders? anyone? flying piranha?"

narrator: "0.0 ...find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...this place is creeping me out. *walks around* Ah! Some Crow thing, and it shooting bullets at us! *pointy*

 

[smashfan666]

marx: "AHH!!! (shoops crow)"

*pause*

marie: "(noticing that the elevator is the size of a bedroom) this thing's friggin' huge..."

i've got something i want to try...

(marx, marie, lampy and i are on one wall of the elevator drinking canned soda pop)

yep...

lampy: "yep..."

marx: "mm-hmm..."

marie: "yup..."

radio: "*snickers*"

(DING!)

rex: "we're here!"

(the elevator opens, we are in a huge arena room with gantu and 625 just across the room)

gantu: "it's about time you trogs got here..."

i can tell you were getting sick of waiting f**king forever.

gantu: "enough idle chit-chat. time for battle!"

(gantu pulls out a laser gun)

dedede: "aww MAN! WHY DO BAD GUYS ALWAYS GET THE GOOD STUFF?!"

(gantu starts firing his laser pistol at everything)

marx: "these lazers rebounding makes me want to dance!"

(marx is dancing while everyone else is just plain dodging)

gantu: "(dodging lasers) BLITZNAK! why did i think that would be a good idea?!"

625: "cuz' you're an idiot."

gantu: "SHUT UP!!!"

(meanwhile, at HQ. everyone is frozen in place & microwave is ready to blow himself up)

olimar: "microwave, is what you're trying to do really necessary?!"

microwave: "it is to me. you all might want to get out of here, though. cuz' as soon as i hit that button, (exploding noises)"

bubblegum: "don't you think this is a bit extreme?"

microwave: "yes, but we've run out of options! we're overrun, up to out necks in trouble, and low on overall enthusiasm!"

(giygas is suddenly wearing overalls with the word "Enthusiasm" on them)

giygas: "he's right, this is my last pair..."

singers: "(singing) overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!!!"

numbuh 86: "AAAAARGH!!! BAD JOKES!!!"

bubblegum: "are you sure about this, microwave?"

microwave: "(dramatically) IT HAS TO BE DONE..."

olimar: "at least think of what you're doing, man! you could really die doing this!"

microwave: "if it is my time to go, i shall respectfully accept my fate!"

giygas: "0.0 you're brave, man. (shaking microwaves plug) and it was nice knowing you, microwave..."

microwave: "the place is reinforced, so you'll be safe outside when the place blows, but you'll still be sent flying along with lots of shrapnel. but you'll figure something out for staying alive, i just know it. (presses on button and starts microwaving the batteries) GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!"

(the rest of them escape while the viacom warriors try and deactivate microwave, but to no avail)

(the others are finally outside)

microwave: "(counting down his seconds left before the batteries explode) 5... 4..."

numbuh 86, olimar, giygas, meta knight, etc.: "3... 2... 1..."

(microwaave explodes, blowing up the megabase, and sending everyone flying, and killing the viacom warriors, champions, and champion elite)

all: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

(the rest of the team lands in the middle of our battle with gantu)

giygas: "...let me explain. the megabase blew up... and microwave died trying to save it..."

he blew up and took HQ with him?

olimar: "that's the short version, but yeah..."

(all except gantu hang their heads, and everyone wearing a helmet or hat removes their hat)

marx: "(bursting into tears) HE WAS THE BRAVEST OF EVERYONE HERE!!! (crying) D*MN YOU, HAMSTERVIEL! D*MN YOU!!! YOUR FORCES KILLED MICROWAVE!!!"

gantu: "he blew himself up, you dipsh*t!"

marx: "D*MN YOU HAMSTERVIEL, YOU B****RD!!! I HATE WHEN THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!!! (ANGRY HYPERVENTILATING)"

gantu: "...are we DONE with the soap opera? i got all of you to kill!"

marx: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!"

(marx beats the living sh*t out of gantu)

all except gantu: "0.0"

lampy: "...remind me never to get him mad"

gantu: "(lies on floor, KO'd)"

marx: "okay i feel better now..."

narrator: "GODD*MMIT, THIS POST WAS LONG!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*Shademan appears*

Shademan: I see you have ventured into my land! Then you must die...

*BATTLE*

*Shademan swipes down and grabs me*

Crap! Get off me you pervert! *slash and he lets go*

Shademan: I may be outnumbered, but I'm the fastest.

 

[smashfan666]

everyone that can fly'd better take this one

(i get on marx, marie gets on spat, and finn gets on jake)

(marx, meta knight, galacta knight, giygas, spat, and jake fly up to shademan for combat *jake extends his legs for midair combat instead of normal flight*)

marx: "how about we even the odds then?"

shademan: "0.0 OH SHI-"

(spat & marie fly around toward shademan and start messing with his wiring)

shademan: "hey, what are you-?!"

(BZZT!!!)

shademan: "(dancing and humming the Mexican Hat Dance) badadadadadadadada! badadadadadadadada! badadadadadadadada! badadadadadadada! OLÉ!"

marie: "WTF?"

spat: "hang on, pfpth. i got something that'll REALLY mess him up!"

(spat holds up a can of some kind of disease and throws it in shademan)

spat: "(flies down, taking everyone else as well) HIT THE F**KING DECK, PFPTH!!!"

(WTFBOOM!!!)

(shademan now has an afro, red sunglasses, and dark skin)

shademan: "WHAT THE F**K DID YOU DO TO ME?! (breaks out in singing (ella fitzgerald's voice)) ba-dap-DO doo-whop day-o zeeba-dip-dap-doppa do-WAAAAAAaaaaah! (normal) 0.0"

jake: "what'd you put in him exactly?"

spat: "salmonella fitzgerald"

shademan: "(singing) dee dop dadoop da-dep-day! 0.0 (covers mouth)"

finn: "you mean like that jazz singer, ella fitzgerald?"

jake: "why does that disease sound so familliar?"

numbuh 86: "T_T (sigh of disgust)"

shademan: "FIX ME!!! i can't take a disease like this!!! (singing) DA-DEET DA DIP-DOH-DET-DAH! (normal voice) your final battle with the gerbil who thinks he's a hamster's going to start soon when i run out of health and i don't want to be like this forever! and- (salmonella fitzgerald kicking in) ANOTHER THING!"

(dedede grabs shademan's mouth and slathers it all over diddy kong)

shademan: "blechh! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?! (returns to normal) WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!"

dedede: "licking a chimp gets rid of salmonella fitzgerald."

diddy kong: "THANK YOU VERY MUCH... i needed a bath anyway ... (walks away whistling)"

rex: "0.0 okay... that was weird..."

(the doors to hamsterviel's control room open up)

hamsterviel: "DRATS! you beat my penultimate bosses... but before you fight me... THIS ISN'T THE REAL CONTROL ROOM! HA HA!"

WHAT THE F**K?!?!

hamsterviel: "this is really the room where you fight ultimate versions of yourselves i have design-ed based on your fighting styles... NOW YOU DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...."

(the room disintegrates revealing a purple data-arena. something scans fireman.exe and creates a green-tinted duplicate known as 'ultimate' fireman.exe, who has all the powers and abilities as the real fireman.exe)

ultimate fireman.exe: "hahahahahaaaaaaaa....."

this looks pretty similar to the dark navis bossfight in megaman network transmission

+song: battle against a netnavi (megaman network transmission)+

(everyone except fireman.exe is ejected onto a platform)

marie: "what the hell happened?!"

dedede: "THIS IS BULL!"

i guess only one fighter at a time...

(ultimate fireman launches a stream of fire at fireman.exe)

fireman.exe: "AHH!!! (ducks just in time) i can dish it out, but i can't TAKE it! WHAT THE HELL, GERBIL-THING?!"

hamsterviel: "HAMSTER!!! and this is your ULTIMATE persona, firey-man. it can do everything you can and then some... so putting this in laymans terms, you're screwed! HAHAHA!!!"

fireman.exe: "(flares) $#@+!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

You can do it! Just...do something different than you usually do, it'll trick it and confuse it!

 

[smashfan666]

fireman.exe: "gotcha! (calms down, turning flames down in the process)"

ultimate fireman.exe: "WHAT THE F**K?!?!"

(ultimate fireman.exe shoots himself with a gun)

(ultimate fireman.exe explodes into code...)

fireman.exe: "(flames searing back up) YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

(fireman.exe is ejected from the arena onto the platform and escargoon & retro are put on it)

(bright flash, 'ultimate' retroantonio and 'ultimate' escargoon appear)

ultimate escargoon: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

ultimate retro: "yeah, wut he said. ULTIMATE NYA!!!"

escargoon: "alright, now that's just cheesy... and lame... and a total rip-off..."

ultimate retro: "(charges for retro)"

(escargoon and ultimate escargoon just stand there waiting for one of them to make a move... then resort to fighting like that old robot fighting plaything...)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(XD)

*steps aside and trips ultimate retro*

Ultimate Retro: Nyaagahhh! Why didn't you lunge forward like I expected! *sweepkick*

WOOP! *jumps* You chinese knockoff, take this! *dances*

Ultimate Retro: NOT IN MY CODING TO REACT TO THAT! AHHHHHH!

Escargoon: *slaps ultimate escargoon*

Ultimate Escargoon: *slaps escargoon*

*repeat for 5 mins*

 

[libertyernie]

Meanwhile, Finn has a vision:

Corona: "Hey man. I like your hat."

Finn: "Who are you?"

Corona: "I was in an old Sega game... Anyway, I just wanted to give you a, um, foreshadow... ment."

(from offscreen) "That's not a word, Co."

Corona: "Yeah, I know. Anyway, if you see a monster, don't kill them. See if they're nice first. Talk to them if you can."

Finn: (shrugs) "OK."

The vision ends. No time has passed.

 

[smashfan666]

(after 5 min.)

escargoon: "0.0 T_T you know what? the hell with this..."

(escargoon shoves ultimate escargoon off)

ultimate escargoon: "YOUR MOM HAS A GIANT THROBBING DIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

(ultimate retro jumps off)

ultimate retro: "SCREW THIS BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

(retro and escargoon are swapped out for rex)

(ultimate rex appears in the same manner as all the others)

ultimate rex: "you've got no chance against me!"

rex: "well let's see what my little friends have to say about that! (touches ultimate rex in attempt to 'cure' him... but it doesn't work...) what the?"

(ultimate rex throws rex clear across the battlefield)

rex: "WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!!!! (CRASH INTO FLOOR!!!) ouch..."

(gantu and 625 are watching the battle from a different platform)

gantu: "i can't tell who's winning, they both look the same..."

(625 is nowhere to be seen)

gantu: "...625?"

(625 comes in carrying a HUGE sandwich)

625: "i was making a sandwich. what'd you say there?"

gantu: "both rexes look the same, which one's winning?"

625: "(mouth full of sandwich) probably the green one. the real one looks like he's getting his patookie handed to him."

(WHAM!!!)

gantu: "OOOOOOOOOH! and on a silver-"

(CRASH!!!)

gantu: "gold platter..."

rex: "okay, that hurt, green guy! NOW you're gonna get it! (activates BFS *again, Big Fat Sword*)"

ultimate rex: "bring it on, roadkill! (also activates BFS)"

(rex and ultimate rex are in a swordfight)

 

[libertyernie]

[Sparkster is sitting on a park bench, in regular clothes and a Minnesota Twins jacket)

Sparkster: I'm bored.

[Tails walks by]

Tails: Hey, are you Sparkster, the guy who made the jetpack?

Sparkster: Yeah! You recognized me!

Tails: Can I have your autograph?

Sparkster: Sure.

[He autographs a baseball]

Tails: Why a baseball?

Sparkster: [joking] I'm the Twins' interim mascot. T.C. is on family leave.

Tails: [playing along] You get around, don't you?

[An distant explosion sound occurs behind Tails]

Sparkster: Awesome! I'm gonna go do something cool now!

Tails: Yeah, me too!

[Sparkster jets off with his jetpack, which has appeared out of nowhere, and Tails takes a running start and flies behind him]

Tails: This is sorta smoky.

[Tails flies ahead of Sparkster]

 

[smashfan666]

(it is taking a while for one to beat the other)

gantu: "*sigh* this is getting boring..."

625: "hey, knock knock!"

gantu: "ARGH!!! (with distain) ...who's there?"

625: "(snickering slightly) ...interrupting sandwich."

gantu: "0.0 interrupting sand-"

625: "SANDWICH! (laughing)"

gantu: "rrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! (headbar) why me?"

625: "hah! i get 'em with that one every time! (eats a ham, roast beef, bologna, etc. sandwich) mmm... dem's GOOD eats."

hamsterviel: "(snoring, a pool of slobber in mouth visible) (wakes up, spitting out drool) okay, this is taking way too long... YOU THERE! BLUE-HAIRED GIRL WITH THE BLACK TOP!"

marie: "yeah?"

hamsterviel: "YOU'RE GOING ON NEXT! (deep voice) cuz' i just wanna see you shake that sweet, sweet r-"

marie: "(throws a gooey bomb at the screen showing hamsterviel) BURN IN HELL!!!"

hamsterviel: "(normal voice) a gooey bomb?! YOU-"

(bomb explodes)

hamsterviel: "(as the screen falls) BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

(crash)

(ultimate rex's BFS is cut in half)

ultimate rex: "D'AHH!!! you don't KNOW how much that hurt!"

rex: "kinda' do..."

(ultimate rex falls down and is coded)

(rex is swapped out for marie)

('ultimate' marie appears)

marx: " wow... i feel for ultimate marie... i remember the LAST time someone fought marie..."

(sounds of a man screaming. and marx pulls his hat down, scared...)

marx: "(cuddles up to the person next to him) hold me!"

(the person marx is hugging is dedede)

dedede: "0.0 ...this is awkward. (shoves marx away)"

marx: "ditto..."

escargoon: "and still, CATFIGHT!!! CATFIGHT!!!"

dedede: "i can't bear to look! (pulls out a video camera) i hope one of 'em pances the other!"

numbuh 86: "you're a sick man, y'know that?"

(marie starts pummeling ultimate marie)

dedede: "(recording the fight) aha!"

(RRRRRRIP!!!)

dedede: "(whistles) there goes a tank! i wish i brought my PHOTO camera!"

escargoon: "(snaps a photo)"

(SMACK!)

ultimate marie: "OW! MY EYE!"

(after 10 hours of this...)

video camera: "(blip!) NO MORE!"

dedede: "AAAAAARGH! COME ON! IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 HOURS!!! ...oh wait, that's the battery life... sh*t... ...good thing i brought a spare! (pulls out another camera)"

gantu: "this isn't as bad as when you made me watch the video with the two girls and the cup..."

(flashback, 625 is videotaping gantu's reaction to 'Two Girls, One Cup')

gantu: "okay, so what is this, exactly?"

625: "just watch and see."

gantu: "(looking at the video camera) and why are we taping my reaction?"

625: "(adjusting camera) just-just watch, just watch."

(music from the vid)

gantu: "okay, they're obviously the female equivalent of gays."

625: "that's lesb-"

gantu: "i know, i know."

*short pause*

gantu: "what? wh-what? ...NO."

625: "(snickering)"

gantu: "AAAGH! OH! AAAAH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

625: "(laughing)"

gantu: "AAAAAH!!! aah, i don't think i'll ever be able to eat what they call 'ice cream' for a few wee- OH MY GOD!!!"

625: "(laughing even harder. falls over.)"

gantu: "AAAAAGH!!! HOLY SH*T, THAT'S GROSS!!!"

(vid ends, and 625 pulls himself together)

gantu: "aaugh... c-could you imagine if two DUDES did that? my god, that'd be even WORSE! do they even HAVE anything like that?! let's type it in and see what comes u-"

(flashback ends)

625: "i personally think that was funny"

gantu: "really? i couldn't tell over your CONSTANT LAUGHING FOR WEEKS!!!"

625: "don't blame me for looking back at some funny sh*t..."

gantu: "please don't mention the word sh*t... (curls into fetal position, white as a sheet) THE MIND SCARS..."

625: "0.0 ...ooooooookaaaaaaay... (backing away) i'm gonna go sit anywhere else but here..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

This is quite the long fight, nya.

 

[mars16]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQc8n-844k

*Kratos Knocks Pesiodon out of his God Form and beats him to a bloody Puop
Then Snaps his Neck Makinmg him Glush Blood from his Mouth Then Pushes him Over the cleft*

Dude Your Powerful!!

***Seconds Later*** On the altar of Olympus*

Yes were Here Now Zuesheres Nothing you can do

Gaia:: Kratos we need you no More this is the Titans Battle

Kratos:: What, This my Revenge as Well

Gaia:: We need you No More

*Gaia Knocks Both Mars and Kratos down Mountain olympus and they end up in Hell*

+Roy's tHEME mUSIC
+

 

[smashfan666]

(ultimate marie's healthbar runs down and she explodes)

(marie is swapped out for dedede)

(ultimate dedede appears)

dedede: "HEY, THIS HAMSTER GUY IS A TOTAL-"

ultimate dedede: "oh just shut the {CENSORED} up!"

(hammers smacking against eachother)

gantu: "AAAARGH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!"

(gantu jumps on to the battlefield)

gantu: "i'm going to bring dsome REAL fight to this bull{CENSORED}!"

(a bright flash and ultimate gantu appears)

(in hamsterviel's control room, while he's watching the battles)

hamsterviel: "what the?! get off the battlefield, you imbecile! i didn't account for this! fffffffff{CENSORED}..."

(gantu, ultimate gantu, and ultimate dedede gang up on dedede)

dedede: "(gulp!) aw {CENSORED}, i'm boned..."

gantu: "(laughing evilly)"

escargoon: "0.0 yup, we're boned..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ack, I don't want to get boned! I want to live! Time for emergency code 541! *puts pom poms on everyone*

Marx: What are you doing...?

Do this! It's the only way...

*shows video*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c

 

[smashfan666]

(is frozen in place)

gantu: "(dumbfounded) what the f**k are they trying to do?"

it's not working. and it's the full version for christ sake!

escargoon: "i have an idea! (switches it with the opening music from the fourth episode of smash fighter season 1 *search for it on youtube, you'll find something *)"

ultimate gantu: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! SHUT THAT INFERNAL SONG THE F**K OFF!!!"

(ultimate gantu explodes & gantu is sent flying back to his seat)

(ultimate dedede explodes & dedede is switched for finn & jake)

(ultimate finn & ultimate jake appear)

ultimate finn: "aaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"

(notices the new finn & jake episode airing)

0O0 ZOMGWTF WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!

 

[libertyernie]

Sparkster: (still flying through the air) Argh! I just realized I missed Adventure Time!

Tails: Oh, don't worry. I have a DVR.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Katamari! It's music drains you of your soul...

 

[smashfan666]

(turns off katamari)

i think that's enough for now, anyway... unless gantu tries a sneak attack again...

gantu: "(snaps fingers) blitznak..."

625: "you ALWAYS say that..."

gantu: "shut up..."

(finn gets on jake. jake grows huge)

finn: "(pulls out sword) get ready for a fight you're sure to remember before being coded!"

(ultimate finn gets on ultimate jake & ultimate jake becomes huge as well)

ultimate finn: "(pulls out sword) such a foolish youth. cool hat, though."

(finn & jake charge for ultimate finn & ultimate jake, and vice-versa, both holding swords in front of them)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(turns off katamari)

(finn gets on jake. jake grows huge)

finn: "(pulls out sword) get ready for a fight you're sure to remember before being coded!"

(ultimate finn gets on ultimate jake & ultimate jake becomes huge as well)

ultimate finn: "(pulls out sword) such a foolish youth. cool hat, though."

(finn & jake charge for ultimate finn & ultimate jake, and vice-versa, both holding swords in front of them)

Sounds like a gaye fanfiction. A really weird one...

Just read it with a perverted mind.

 

[smashfan666]

finn: "okay, how's this then? just imagine me standing on a giant jake holding a sword in front of me"

ultimate finn: "same here."

dedede: "...that makes much more sense! AND makes for far more epic! (imagines it in a sepia tone)"

(the charging ends and ultimate jake goes plunging into the abyss, taking ultimate finn with him)

both: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!"

finn & jake: "YEEEAH!"

finn: "that battle was SO RIGHTEOUS!"

jake: "except for the part with the perverted thoughts, that's kinda weird."

(finn and jake are swapped out for numbuh 362 and numbuh 86)

(ultimate numbuh 362 & ultimate numbuh 86 appear)

ultimate numbuh 362: "heheheheheheh. THIS should be fun!"

dedede: "oh, I think it will! (pulls out yet another video camera & photo camera)"

escargoon: "(drinks beer) aaaaaahaaaaaaa! you're a cut-up, sire!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Oh yeah, FIGHT! WOOHOO!

 

[mars16]

**Meanwhile In Hell**

Kratos:: She shlould have Never Petrayed Me

Where the Hell are we

Kratos: Thats acsacly were you are

Lets get out of here

Kratos:: Lets? Im on a Mission alone

Your trying to get back at Zues For somithing, so am I

Kratos::........**Runs torwards the broken bridge and JumpsJ**

Kratos:: Fallow if you wish, not get in the way

*They find them selfs in a room not Nowing were to go at the Moment*

Peirithous:: Spartan Over here, I stuck in here, My prison is tinder But Now you can free Me in exchange for this Bow, free me and its Yours

Kratos:: uurgh

I think those Red vine things can be Burnt with Fire lets Use that Three headed dog in the Locked Bars over there, they blow fire but we have to find a way out how to let it out

*Kratos Kicks a switch that opens the Gates*

Cerbures:: GGGGGGGrrrrrrr

What do we do

Kratos:: I got this

*Kratos Jumps on the Cerbures taking control of it then Making it Blow Fire own the Red vines of Peirithous Prison, also Burning Him as well*

Peirithous:: No I new I couldn't trust a spartan



*He Dies*

He grabs the Bow****

*Later they find them selfs infront of a gate with two cerbures statues*

Hades Voice:: I new you'd come Kratos Lets see How You take on 2 Of them

**The 2 Cerbures Statues come Alive and attacks Mars and kratos**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nsjZsulpIk&feature=related

 

[smashfan666]

(ultimate numbuh 86 pulls out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. with thorns)

dedede: "0.0 WHAT THE {CENSORED}?!"

(ultimate numbuh 86 & ultimate numbuh 362 are totally pwning numbuh 362 & numbuh 86)

meta knight: "(quoting himself from $00pah nin10doh) THIS IS BULLSH*T!!!"

numbuh 362: "oh! (pulls out a cube which transforms into a giant armor mech)"

(weapon stats screen)

computerized voice: "KIDS NEXT DOOR A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E. Armor Robot Makes Overwhelming Retaliation Move And Totally Annihilates Enemies."

(the fridges used for the shoulders and ankles/shins open and reveal laser turrets that shoot at ultimate numbuh 362)

ultimate numbuh 362: "WHAT THE?!"

princess bubblegum: "they sure have some arbitrary methods of making weaponry."

radio: "but effective!"

yeah, arbitrary, but effective...

(ultimate numbuh 86 pwns numbuh 86 in the face)

dedede: "B*TCH!!!!"

(ultimate numbuh 86 is thrown off the battlefield and numbuh 86 is teleported back into the fighters platform)

numbuh 86: "that clone got what was coming to her!"

dedede: "shoosh right!"

(both fist-bump)

ultimate numbuh 362: "forum fighter scum!"

(ultimate numbuh 362 dons an A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E of her own and engages numbuh 362 in combat)

gantu: "(eating popcorn) now THIS is worth money to see!"

625: "we didn't pay any money, dumb@$$."

gantu: "shut... the hell... up..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

RIP EACHOTHER LIMB FROM LIMB! AHAHA! *eats cheese curls* Nyanom, Nyanom...

Dedede: Where'd you get those?

They have a vending machine. Go get some if you want. *everyone rushes to the vending machines*

 

[smashfan666]

(WARNING, THE FOLLOWING POST IS LONG... REALLY LONG...)

(ultimate numbuh 362's A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E extends one of the boxing glove hands & punches numbuh 362's A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E in the jet cockpit *which is where the chestplate is supposed to be*, thus breaking it and leaving numbuh 362 open for direct attack)

(numbuh 362 uses a communicator to call numbuh 86)

numbuh 86: "y'ello."

numbuh 362: "(over communicator, yelling) THIS GUY IS FRICKIN' NUTS!!! he just broke the cockpit and left me open!"

ultimate numbuh 362: "yes, and now you will DIE!!!"

numbuh 362: "i'm going to try and blow this thing up in a last-ditch effort."

(numbuh 362 presses a button and a countdown starts)

computer: "SELF-DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS 30 SECONDS... 29 SECONDS... 28 SECONDS... 27 SECONDS... 26 SECONDS... 25 SECONDS..."

(numbuh 362 presses 2 more buttons. one magnetizes the A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E to ultimate numbuh 362's A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.E, and the other ejects numbuh 362 back into the fighter stands)

(17 seconds later)

computer: "3... 2... 1... BYE-BYE."

(both A.R.M.O.R.M.A.T.A.Es explode)

YES!!! ...someone screwed up and there's a whole pizza in the machine! and it's still hot! (presses some buttons and the pizza comes out) frickin' SWEET!!!

(starts eating one of the slices)

dedede: "hey, gimme some of that!"

(everyone grabs a slice & the appliances are teleported into the stands)

ultimate toaster: "heh... THIS is gonna be fun!"

(montage of whoever's left beating their ultimate versions to the tune of K2G... *you'll have to imagine what happens* the montage ends with princess bubblegum kicking ultimate bubblegum off)

ultimate bubblegum: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

(everyone else is teleported onto the battlefield)

hamsterviel: "AGH!!! WHAT THE?! HOW DID YOU DEFEAT ALL MY ULTIMATE CLONES?! THEY ARE ULTIMATE!!!"

you just don't get it, do you, hamsterwheel?

hamsterviel: "VIEL!!! VIEL!!! HAMSTERVIEL!!!"

whatever... but still, ultimate fighters aren't ultimate through how much improvements are made on the original, or wether or not their standard power level is OVER 9000.

marx: "it's about the friends they have to back them up!"

rex: "and judging by the size of our group-"

toaster: "and how close we are-"

radio: "i'd say we're the best there is!"

finn: "and we're going to stop you, evil guy!"

princess bubblegum: "and end your wrath of viacom!"

gantu: "well, not without me!"

all except gantu & 625: "WHAT THE F**K?!"

gantu: "hamsterviel, i'm tired of the hell you put me through on a daily basis! I QUIT! i'm going bounty hunter!"

hamsterviel: "gantu! how DARE you betray me! I pulled you out of the dirt that is your life! I made you what you are!"

gantu: "no. you didn't! I did that! with no help from YOU! you haven't made my life any better than the hell it already is! sure that might have been partially MY fault, but you didn't help all that much!"

hamsterviel: "stop your whining, you whiny {CENSORED}!!!"

gantu: "no, you stop! i fact, this conversation is... OVER!!!"

(gantu blasts the screen)

(the battlefield grows about 50 times it's normal size & a giant robot with hamsterviel's head comes down, equipped with a zillion tank cannons, a kajillion lasers, a whole lotta' other weaponry, and is way too frickin' huge, it's like a battlefield in itself)

625: "HOOOOOOOOOOLY {CENSORED}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hamsterviel: "now i will show you what TRUE power is like! D'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-(coughing) man, that can hurt your throat after a while..."

we can take him, right guys?

all except hamsterviel: "RIGHT!!!"

good, so LET'S GET 'EM!!!

+song: dare (transformers 1987*whatever year that movie was made*)+

(we all scale the robot trying to get to hamsterviel's control room *the brain of the robot*)

marx: "i thiink we should fly to the head!"

gantu: "leave that to me! (presses a car key button)"

(gantu's ship enters the battlefield)

gantu: "everybody on!"

(we all get on the ship)

gantu: "i'm gonna try and fly us into the eye of this robot!"

(the ship flies into hamsterviel's robot's eye, breaking it and taking us into the robot)

(we all get out of the ship and head for the control room, only to be encountered with claws)

625: "CLAWS!!!"

DODGE 'EM ALL AND RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

(we all run to avoid the claws)

 

[libertyernie]

A spinning sword crashes through, breaks some of the claws and keeps going.

Meanwhile...

Corona: Aw crap. Now I need a new sword. You got an extra, Sparky?

Sparkster: Sure thing.

(He gets a sword from nowhere)

Tails: Makin' a sword, Ganondorf-taunt-style.

 

[smashfan666]

(after a few minutes of cutting through claws)

(hamsterviel laughing)

gantu: "he's right there..."

(we are sneaking toward the UFO shaped control room)

dedede: "it feels kinda' awkward working with a villain..."

(gantu tries opening the control room, but to no avail)

gantu: "BLITZNAK! locked..."

rex: "i can take care of that, big fish guy!"

(rex touches the pod, a flashing effect happens, and the door opens.)

gantu: "impressive, tr- human..."

rex: "what can i say? when you're part-machine, things are possible."

hamsterviel: "i do not know how you made it here... but it does not matter now, because i still have control over viacom, and have bobo, six, and the let's players hostage! (laughing)"

(agent six, bobo haha, and the let's players are in a cage)

bobo haha: "one of you, get us out of here!"

gantu: "i've got hamsterviel, you just worry about getting them free!"

(gantu starts shooting at hamsterviel)

rex: "(tampering with the cage lock) almost... (lock breaks) got it!"

(cage opens)

agent six: "[phew!] thanks, rex. that was a close one..."

natenaterson: "woah! REX!!! AWESOME! you're everywhere! news, net, right here..."

rex: "nice to get some fanbase, but we've got bigger problems. hamsterviel is still head of viacom and wants to kill us!"

hamsterviel: "very perceptive of you, nanite-controlling boy. but it does not help you now!"

(hamsterviel's control chair starts shooting the place)

900redyoshi: "LOOK OUT!!!"

(they all exit the control room except gantu)

gantu: "you all just get out of here, i'll take it from he- (pwned) AUGH!!!"

(gantu is sent flying out of the control room)

(marx and i enter the control room)

0.0 did gantu just-?

rex: "yep..."

(marx and i are in combat with hamsterviel)

 

[RetroAntonio]

*VIACOM SUMMONING: ZIM*

Zim: I am Ziiiiiim!

Crap, he's owned by Viacom, so he's going to attack us!

*VIACOM SUMMONING: SANDY*

 

[smashfan666]

oh........ jesus........ CHRIST.........

*VIACOM SUMMONING: VLAD PLASMIUS*

vlad: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!i told you i would return and i have!!!!"

goddammit, vlad, we don't have time for this!

*VIACOM SUMMONING: FOOP*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: GIR*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: ANTI-COSMO*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: DARK DANNY*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: THE VILLAIN WHO IS NOT NAMED SHIRLEY*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: KYLE*

*VIACOM SUMMONING: ------ ERROR, SUMMON DELAYED*

(i've destroyed the summon machine)

NO MORE SUMMONS!!!!!!

hamsterviel: "pesky little shwackoir, aren't you?"

first off... WHAT THE HELL'S A SHWACKOIR?! second, you won't beat us, bad guy! even WITH your control over nick!

hamsterviel: "hahahahaha! foolish boy! you might have destroyed my SUMMONING machine, but not the one that gives me control over the characters owned by my malicious viacom! which is in the convenient shape of a necklace i am wearing underneath my cape! 0.0 i... probably shouldn't have said that..."

(i swipe the mechanical necklace from hamsterviel and destroy it)

me: "(over bullhorn) NICKTOON GUYS! WAKE UP! YOU'RE ALL FREE!"

(the nickelodeon characters snap out of it & get the hell out of here)

(song starts up)



+song: the touch+

You've got The Touch!

You've got the power! YEA!!!

(i'm blasting the hell out of hamsteviel's chair)

hamsterviel: "what are you-?!"

this is the end of the road, hamsterviel!

(destroying hamsterviel's control room)

After all is said and done. You never walk, you never run. You're a winner!

You got the moves, you know the strength. Break the rules, take the heat. You're nobody's fool!

You're at your best when the road gets rough. You've been put to the test, but it's never enough!

You've got The Touch! You've got the power!

When all hell's breaking loose, you'll be right in the eye of the storm!

(after finishing up, i get the hell out of there)

everyone, let's get out of here!

(we all get on gantu's ship and navigate through miles & miles of exploding hamsterviel robot)

You know that when things get too tough, you've got the touch!

You never bend, you never break. You seem to know just what it takes. You're a FIGHTER!

It's in the blood, it's in the will. It's in the mighty hands of steel, when you're standing your ground.

And you never give in when your back's to the wall. Gonna fight to the end, and you're taking it all!

You've got The Touch! You've got the power!

When all hell's breaking loose, you'll be right in the eye of the storm!

(we break out of hamsterviel's giant robot through the other eye)

hamsterviel: "no! you cannot defeat me! i am... INVINCIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

(wtfboom!)

(we are riding back to the remains of forum fighter HQ)

You know that when things get too tough, you've got the touch!

You're fighting fire with fire!

You know you've got the touch!

You're at your best when the road gets rough. You've been put to the test, but it's never enough!

You've got the touch!

You've got the power! YEA!!!!

You've got the touch! you've got the powerrrrrrrrrr!

{Touch!}

(after whatever's left of the song, we're back at forum fighter HQ... or rather, what's left of it...)

woah...

625: "man... this is DEPRESSING..."

jake: "yeah... this'll take FOREVER to fix..."

gantu: "(clears throat) well, i guess, i... sort of owe you a debt of gratitude for, y'know. defeating hamsterviel &... y'know... savingthe world from his viacom wrath... so i see no reason why 625 shouldn't go along with you... besides, he's been nothing but a pain in my patookie! always has been! (walking away) YOU keep him, good riddance."

(all of us are now just standing at the remains of the whole HQ...)

625: "sandwich, anyone?"

+end credits music: transformers theme (1986 movie)+

--{STAFF}--

--{characters}--

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - main character 2

marx - smashfan's friend

wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

experiment 625/reuben - sandwich lover, one of smashfan's teammates

microwave - a microwave, deceased

toaster - one of smashfan's teammates

radio - one of smashfan's teammates

lampy - one of smashfan's teammates

blanky - one of smashfan's teammates

kirby - one of smashfan's teammates

rex - providence's secret weapon, one of smashfan's teammates

agent six - providence agent, one of smashfan's teammates

bobo haha - rex's friend, one of smashfan's teammates

king dedede - self proclaimed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

escargoon - dedede's manservant, one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 362 - supreme commander of the KND, one of smashfan's teammates

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer, one of smashfan's teammates

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy, one of smashfan's teammates

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, commander of the halberd, one of smashfan's teammates

fireman.exe - one of smashfan's teammates

marie kanker - one of smashfan's teammates

finn - righteous adventurer, one of smashfan's teammates

jake - finn's shapeshifting talking dog, one of smashfan's teammates

princess bubbblegum - princess of the candy kingdom, one of smashfan's teammates

sonic - fastest thing alive, one of smashfan's teammates

spat - the all-fibber, one of smashfan's teammates

giygas - one o smashfan's teammates

olimar - only hocotate freight employee of any merit, one of smashfan's teammates

gantu - hamsterviel's ex-errand boy, bounty hunter, occasionally helps smashfan from time-to-time

hamsterviel - main antagonist, former ruler of viacom

'ultimate' versions - imperfect clones, all deceased

viacom soldiers - basic foot soldiers of viacom

viacom champion - more powerful viacom soldiers who wear cooler armor

viacom champion elite - even more powerful viacom soldiers that have even COOLER armor

viacom ultimate champion - yet still more powerful soldiers who have the best armor, never used

viacom pilots - pilot viacom aircrafts

F.A.T.R.I.D.E. - all-terrain KND/forum fighter vehicle, technically forum fighter

--{locations}--

forum fighter HQ (being rebuilt)

the skies

viacom fortress

data zone (where we fought the 'ultimate' versions)

hamsterviel's giant robot

hamsterviel's control room

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. WE OWN NOTHING. VIACOM IS NOT TRULY EVIL, JUST SO BECAUSE HAMSTERVIEL WAS IN CONTROL AT THE TIME AND HAS BEEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME. BUT NO LONGER. (THANK GOD).

Smashboards was saved yet again thanks to the efforts of smasfan & co.

secret teenage KND operative Numbuh 274 gained control of viacom and promised to never make them do anything malicious ever again.

forum fighter HQ was rebuilt successfully, back and better than ever.

and for a time, everything was peaceful again...

--{THE END, FOR NOW}--

 

[libertyernie]

*Sparkster crashes through the roof*

Sparkster: You see guys? This is the reason I engineered the Viacom-CBS split! Now, where's Sumner Redstone? I need to talk to him!

Corona: Everyone's already left. And actually, I own a controlling share in CBS now.

Sparkster: How'd you do that?

-Cut to Corona in Redstone's office with Levithian-

Corona: Hey, um, could I borrow CBS?

Sumner Redstone: (wide-eyed) Sure...

-Cut back-

Corona: I knew this would happen. (Shrugs) I should probably give him back ownership. I'm a horrible businessman.

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P.S. I actually started typing before smashfan666 ended the story. But this can be the thing that goes after the credits. Sound good?

 

[smashfan666]

yep, sounds fair...

(meanwhile, in the far reaches of space, on a small planet called cybertron)

(BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!)

unknown decepticon: "megatron, we've detected a large explosion on earth"

(megatron is on a throne in the shadows)

megatron: "hmm... excellent... frenzy, trace the explosion back to the source."

frenzy: "yes, megatron."

(frenzy presses some buttons)

frenzy: "this says that the explosion originated from the destruction of a robot created by jacques von hamsterviel. the control room he was in got destroyed. it's unknown if there are any survivors."

megatron: "arm the ships..."

(megatron exits the shadows)

megatron: "we're headed for earth. (evil laughing)"

starscream: "of course megatron [when we land on earth, i'll sneak off and build an army of my own! it will trump megatron's army and i will rule over ALL decepticons!]"

megatron: "(menacingly) did you say something, starscream?"

starscream: "uh, i mean, it will be a rough trip to earth, so we will have to steak out with 2 armies of our own. and there will likely be the insecticon traitors, so we'll need to bring ALL decepticons!"

megatron: "(unsuspecting of starscream's plan) oh... excellent observation, starscream. the insecticons are likely to be on the prowl ever since they joined up with those accursed forum fighters! ready all decepticons for departure! we leave for earth in 2 hours. (leaves room)"

starscream: "of course megatron! (now that he's gone) *gags*"

Invasion of
The Decepticons

(meanwhile, at Forum Fighter Insecticon Base *which is designed to look like a hornet's nest*)

(Bombshell is typing something into a computer, Kickback is shooting targets, and Shrapnel is just lying around waiting for something to happen)

bombshell: "(muttering) ...news reports... (apparently looking at a giant forest) !!! ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TREE BUFFET!!! (back to normal) ...back to news reports..."

(one of the plasma blasts from kickback's gun goes straight through a target)

kickback: "BULLSEYE!!!"

(...but the blast ricochets off the wall, ceiling, floor, and hits shrapnel in the back of the head)

shrapnel: "OW!!! what the hell was that for, for?!"

kickback: "sorry! my bad..."

(loud plane whooshing in the distance)

bombshell: "well that sure was loud..."

shrapnel: "i'll say. what WAS that anyway, way?"

kickback: "i don't think it's any of us..."

(shrapnel looks out the opening and sees a decepticon ship flying by)

shrapnel: "DECEPTICONS, CONS!"

(the decepticon ship starts shooting at the insecticon base)

(all 3 insecticons transform to their insect forms)

shrapnel: "PREPARE FOR BATTLE, BATTLE!"

(the insecticons fly off and start attacking the decepticon ship)

(back at forum fighter HQ)

computer: "SCANS SHOW THAT THE INSECTICONS ARE TAKING FIRE UPON A DECEPTICON SHIP"

(all gasp)

good lord... (dramatic close-up) IT HAS BEGUN...

(we all head out on F.A.T.R.I.D.E to help the insecticons fend off the decepticons)

hurry up!

625: "right, the insecticons need us!"

dedede: "why are they part of the forum fighters anyway? is it because they got tired of working for megatron and became independent?"

well, that and they'll do anything for a good meal... ANYTHING...