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libertyernie

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Veran: Heh heh heh! You'll see what I can do now!

Snake: You're back? And you're here?

Veran: Yes, I was defeated in Labrynna, but this isn't Labrynna, is it?

Green Corona: I said I wanted a sequel! I didn't mean a sequel to SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAME!

*Red Corona takes White Corona's sword in his left hand*

Red Corona: You won't be possessing anybody else!

Veran: Oh, won't I?

*Snake throws a smoke bomb*

Snake: No, you won't.

Veran: This smoke... I'm being trapped...

*Veran gets sucked along with the smoke back into the small device*

Sparkster: ugghhhh... i'm so groggy i can't use capital letters...

Tails: Will she be back?

Corona (now comined again): Someday. But by then Link will be here. He'll be able to take care of her.

Tails: Link? The hero?

Corona: I'd rather not use that word. It brings back bad memories...

Sparkster: (casually) Oh, hey, Snake. Where's Frogger? He still owes me ten dollars.
 

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(in the brain of the overlord body)

king zombo: "(still zapping marx) take that! and that! and that! and some of that, too!"

(the whole body is starting to cave in)

WHAT THE?!?!

numbuh 362: "the whole place is starting to cave in!"

marx: "that's bad, right?"

(king zombo topples over)

rouge: "we've got to get out of here..."

(the 4 of us get on marx and fly out)

(the overlord body falls apart, dropping king zombo a kajillion feet from the air)

king zombo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (lands on the ground with a thud)"

(king zombo's scepter shatters upon landing)

king zombo: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! without that scepter, i'm just a spir- AAAAAK!!!!"

(king zombo exits king sandy's body (reverting him back to his normal attire) and disappears)

king sandy: "!!! i'm free! I'VE BEEN FREED!!!"

(much later)

king sandy: "i would like to thanketh thee all so much for freeing me from his control. i honestly don't know what i can ever do to repayeth thou!"

numbuh 86: "just happy to-"

king sandy: "WAITAMINIT! i've got the PERFECT thing! (rummages through sandcastle bucket/crown and pulls out a conch with a button on it) this... is my summoning conch! any who need anything, anything at all... need only blow into it, and me and mine knights will be at your disposal! eth..."

rouge: "0.0 uuuuuh, thanks."

king sandy: "don't mention it. i, the great king sandy, and the knights of the round towel, are forever in thine debt. (bows)"

okay... how'd you get that scepter, anyway?

king sandy: "y'know, that be the funniest thing..."

(flashback to king sandy looking at himself in a mirror)

king sandy: "(narrating) while i was admiring mine awesome visage in a mirror..."

(DING-DONG!!!)

(king sandy in the flashback answers the door to meet a man robed in black holding a scepter with a toy claw)

king sandy: "a strange man in black offereth unto me a scepter of great power, saying it was part of a one-cron conspiracy..."

(in the flashback, king sandy grabs onto the scepter, getting zapped in the process)

king sandy: "...but it was a trap!"

(king sandy in the flashback turns into king zombo)

king sandy: "then everything went black."

(in the flashback, king sandy is apparently inside his own mind, which is covered in darkness)

king sandy: "the next thing i knoweth, i was trapped within the verily-quickly-darkifying confines of mine own mind..."

(flashback ends)

king sandy: "and there we haveth it..."

hmm....... one-cron....... !!! forum fighters! forum fighters west! back to your respective bases! and be ready for anything!

king sandy: "something on thine mind, nobel smashington?"

i think i have a hunch as to what this 'one-cron' bullcrap is about. but i need to be certain before i jump to any conclusions... take care, king sandy. we'll let you know if we need your help.

(the forum fighters west leave on their gihugeic P.I.P.E.P.O.D.)

marceline: "see ya', guys!"

numbuh 60: "at ease, fellows!"

double d: "sayonara, gentlemen!"

eddy: "later!"

ed: "HELLO!"

(the P.I.P.E.P.O.D speeds off)

(the rest of us leave for our own base as well, leaving only king sandy)

king sandy: "take care, brave warriors. for evil may be closer than we think..."

king sandy's mother: "(offscreen) SANDY! TIME FOR DINNER!!!"

king sandy: "(groans) (running to the left side of the screen) COMING, MOM!!!"

[END TRANSMISSION]

+credits music: codename kids next door end credits music (loop as long as the credits)+

{CREDITS}

{characters (pics for new characters, and all members of the fighters west)}

smashfan666-main character

retroantonio-main character 2

marx-smashfan's friend

sonic-fastest thing alive

rouge-treasure/jewel hunter

numbuh 362-KND supreme commander

numbuh 86-KND global tactical officer

rex-providence's secret weapon

agent six-providence agent

bobo haha-rex's friend

king dedede-self-proclaimed king of dreamland

escargoon-dedede's assistant

experiment 625/reuben-sandwich lover

toaster-an electric toaster

lampy-a desklamp

radio- a multistation radio

kirby-a vacuum

blanky-an electric blanket

princess bubblegum-princess of the candy kingdom

finn-righteous adventurer

jake-finn's shapeshifting talking dog

giygas-ex-embodiment of evil

meta knight-commander of the halberd, leader of the meta knights

galacta knight-greatest warrior in the galaxy

wham bam jewel-jewel golem (species)

marie kanker-tricky sneak

spat-the all-fibber

fireman.exe-fire netnavi

olimar-only hocotate freight employee of any merit


king sandy-king of the sand kingdom (supposedly)

king zombo-main antagonist


marceline-vampire girl, leader of the forum fighters west


numbuh 60-KND arctic training base general/simulation sergeant, second-in-command of forum fighters west


numbuh 20,000-KND scientific research seabase head of security, possibly mentally insane


dr. jumba jookiba-former evil scientist (reformed)


agent wendy pleakley-jubma's sidekick


knuckles the echidna-defender of the master emerald


the eds-cartoon network staples, forum fighters west 'special ops'

[surprisingly, no photo available]
calculator-a calculator


ben tennyson-universe renowned hero


gwen tennyson-ben tennyson's cousin, mana controller, part-anodite


kevin ethan levin-half human half alien


wham bam rock-rock golem (subspecies of jewel golem)


rainicorn-possibly close friends with marceline, forum fighters west equivalent of marx (a.k.a. marceline rides on the rainicorn similar to how smashfan rides on marx)

[surprisingly, no photo available]
ubermario-only user in the fighters west, surprisingly absent


knights of the round towel-mentioned

{locations}

forum fighter HQ

king zombo's bone kastle

overlord form

desert-like expanse

king sandy's mind

{key items}

king zombo staff

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS PROPERTY OF IT'S RESPECTIVE OWNERS. WE ARE IN NO WAY AFFLICATED WITH NINTENDO, SEGA, CARTOON NETWORK, DISNEY, HAL, OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO, YEAH...

+fades into: megaman 2 power fighters, protoman's ending+

(cutaway to a megaman power battle ending-esque sprite generated scene with king sandy on top of a sand hill eating microwave fettucini, his cape flapping in the breeze)

and so king zombo was defeated and king sandy was released.

king sandy is possibly the ruler of the sand kingdom, who rules from his sand kastle.

when the original ruler, desertman.exe, was killed in a fire and turned into glass...

...his kingdom fell to shatters and was lost to the sands.

until king sandy came to find a location where his kastle won't fall apart because of high tide.

during this time, king sandy had rediscovered the few remaining sand villagers, and after a time...

...he realized what it was like to be a REAL king.

what exactly did he mean by 'one cron'?

who really knows for sure?


{THE END, FOR NOW.}

(after the credits, two green eyes flash on a black screen, then flash a second time)

{...THAT WAS OMINOUS...}
 

libertyernie

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Why are Jake and the Rainicorn in separate Forum Fighter divisions? Did they just get sick of hearing their lovey-dovey talk?

-----Back on topic-----

Sparkster sees something over the horizon. What is it?
Some sort of monster?
Another human? Maybe Corona knows him?
Wait. It's Link! ... WOAH! What happened to him?

Someone must have cast a spell to turn him into a cat!
 

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(meanwhile, in the far reaches of space...)

(a familiar planet is coursing through the cosmos)

+song: a familiar tune+



(cut to a planet where the galactic kids next door have set up main base)

(LOUD RUMBLING WHICH SPILLS OVER SOME DRINKS!!!)

(what is apparently someone from pleakley's species points to unicron, who is nearing the planet)

Galactic KND member: "numbuh 1! look! it's UNICRON!!!"

numbuh 1: "(gasp!)"



numbuh 71.562: "THE SHIPS! GET TO THE SHIPS! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!!!"

(as unicron devours the planet, all but one ship is caught in the beam... and that is the ship that numbuh 1 is on)

numbuh 74.239: "NUMBUH 1!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!"

(numbuh 1 watches in shame as his ship jettisons away at lightspeed... knowing that he is the last survivor of the destruction of Galactic KND headquarters...)



(tune quickly fades off)

The Rise of
Unicron

narrator: "it is the year 2010. the forum fighters continue to wage war to defeat evil forever... yet they do not know what surprises await them..."

(back on earth, finn, jake, and numbuh 362 are fishing)

numbuh 362: "*sighs* this is the life. eh, guys?"

all: "yep..."

(something is tugging on jake's rod)

jake: "i think i got a bite! (reels it in, and it's a BIG one.)"

all: "WOAH!!!"

finn: "SLAMACOW! that's probably the biggest one yet!"

jake: "yep, it's a whopper, alright!"

(BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!)

numbuh 362: "something's going on at forum fighter HQ!"

jake: "talk about rotten timing... (throws fish)"

+song: dare

{Sometimes when your hopes have all been shattered, there's nowhere to turn.}

(the 3 of them are using hoverboards to get to hq, but finn & numbuh 362 wipeout. luckily, jake catches them and switches to 'flight mode')

jake: "if you're gonna ride, guys. ride in style!"

{Think of all the things that really matter, and the chances you've earned}

{The fire in your heart is growing...}

(numbuh 86 is apparently setting up a roadwork zone with some random KND operatives)

numbuh 86: "a little to the left! a little further!"

{Heaven only knows what you might find...}

(they crash through the gate)

jake: "SORRY!"

{Dare to believe you can survive!}

{You hold the future in your hand!}

numbuh 86: "HEY, THAT TOOK AN HOUR TO SET UP!!!"

{Dare to keep all your dreams alive.}

{It's time to take a stand.}

{You can win if you dare.}

(they are ambushed by lee & may)

lee: "where ya' goin', shorties?"

(both laughing)

numbuh 362, finn, & jake: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

(the rest of the forum fighters are in forum fighter HQ, being attacked by every villain we've ever faced (yes, even the magnet and crusher (somehow not connected to their regular locations)))

+song: autobot/decepticon battle+

(rouge sees wilfre, ice king, king zombo (somehow with a body similar to king sandy when he was posessed), and hamsterviel approaching)

rouge: "guys! ice king, hamsterviel and wilfre just got here. and look at the ugly mug they brought with them!"

(sees king zombo)

WHAT THE F**K?!?!

spat: "I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, PFTPH!!!"

well, if wilfre's back, then zombo might still be the least of our worries. giygas, marie, and spat! you guys form a perimeter around the entrance! king dedede, rouge and meta knight, arm the defenses!

galacta knight: "wuttabout me? i can do... stuff!"

galacta knight, you can help me, marx & retro alert the others!

galacta knight: "I SHALT NOT FAIL YE!!!"

(the 4 of us head for the communications tower)
 

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*meanwhile*
A tall doctor wearing surgical gloves and scrubs: *walks into the room and checks his schedual* Alright, Mr. Bear it's time for your triple bypass. And don't try to trick me like you did last time.
Me: Wait! I'm not Mr. Bear!
Tall doctor: Sure you aren't. And I suppose that small child who isn't going home to his father is!
 

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marx: "what retro said! (near-quoting blaster) the bad guys are mincing forum fighter HQ! we're really takin' a pounding!"

megatron: "soundwave! jam that transmission!"

soundwave: "(ejecting 4 tapes) RUMBLE, FRENZY, RAVAGE, RATBAT. EJECT. OPERATION: INTERFERENCE."

(the tapes turn into 2 robots, a cougar, and a bat (which are rumble, frenzy, ravage & ratbat, respectively))

(rumble & frenzy's arms turn into pounders and they start pounding the glass on the communications tower)

rumble: "first we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!"

marx: "i repeat; the bad guys are mincing forum fighter HQ! we're really takin' a pounding! (noticing rumble 7 frenzy pounding on the glass) !!! and there's DECEPTICONS ON THE TOWER!!!"

(GLASS BREAKS!!!)

ratbat: "*screeches*"

(meanwhile, with finn, jake & numbuh 362)

numbuh 86: "HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?! I SAID- (noticing the kankers) 0.0 oy..."

lee: "well, wouldn't ya' know who decided to join in!"

may: "yeah, it's that b*tch, that... that... i forget her name..."

numbuh 86: "does that REALLY matter right now? (shoots lee using M.U.S.K.E.T. *recently found the real name of the weapon*)"

lee: "AAAAGH!!! GET IT OFF, MAY! GET IT OFF!"

may: "on it! (tries scraping the mustard stain off of lee)"

finn: "thanks, numbuh 86."

jake: "get on!"

(finn, jake, numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 are flying to forum fighter HQ)
 

libertyernie

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[Sparkster brings Cat Link inside. He looks groggy]

Link: Meow...

Tails: He's been turned into an animal! He can't talk!

Corona: Link never talked anyway, remember?

Sparkster: And we're both animals who talk.

Klonoa [making eggs]: And you lost the game.

Tails: Awwww... Hey, when did you show up?

Klonoa: My boss at Namco told me to come here. So I did. Good timing too.

Link: Meough... [lies on the ground]

Sparkster: Man. We should get this guy in bed.

Corona: I feel sorry for the kid. It's always rough being magically transformed into something else.

-----------
Writing for Cat Link is gonna be sweet. Since he's a texture I made, I've got tons of Brawl snapshots I can use.
 

libertyernie

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*Cat Link is sleeping in his bed*

Disembodied voice: Yes!

*Captain Falcon comes crashing through the window. Suddenly, the background changes to the Bridge of Eldin*

C. Falcon: Show your moves!

*Link sits straight up. His eyes turn yellow...*



*C. Falcon is blasted over the horizon. The surroundings change back to Link's room. Sparkster and Corona are standing in the doorway*

Sparkster: Holy. Crap.

Corona: You still got it, dude.
 

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(the entrance to HQ is ambushed by the delightful children from down the lane piloting the r-r-i-d-m (really really incredibly destructive machine.))

delightful children from down the lane: "this won't take but a minute!"

(the machine grabs onto spat, giygas & marie and throws them aside)

all 3: "WAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

(CRASH!)


delightful children from down the lane: "i was expecting more of a challenge from you guys. tsk-tsk-tsk, weaklings... what can you do?"

(fin, jake, numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 come up to this sight)

finn: "the delightful children are in our way!"

jake: "wrong, they're OUR way IN!"

(jake crashes them through the really really incredibly destructive machine, sending the delightful children flying away in an escape pod)

(in one of the missle launching stations, rouge, dedede & meta knight are pushing a launcher to one of the empty windows)

marie: "almost got it... almost...."

meta knight: "(as launcher clicks into place) GOT IT!"\

marie: "and just in time, too!"

(plankton & finbar calamitous are approaching in a HUGE mech!)

meta knight: "hurry up with one of those missiles, dedede!"

dedede: "(quoting springer) i've got better things to do tonight than die! (puts a missile in the launcher)"

(the missle launches, taking out the mech)

plankton & finbar: "AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

(CRASH!!!)

dedede: "bullseye!"
 

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(Fusion Giant Magnet rams into the tower)

0.0 i would say so...

(the tower topples over)

QUICK! BRING OUT THE NECO ARC DOLL-SLASH-PROTOTYPE NANO FROM A FEW STORIES AGO!!!

(the neco arc doll grabs onto the fusion magnet, having an adverse effect on it.)

neco arc doll: "take that!"

(Fusion Giant Magnet disappears)

(the neco arc doll lodges itself safely back into retro's inventory)

neco arc doll: "nyaaaa... so comfy..."

(meta knight is turning a crank, closing up some random shaft zones, one of which the gourd gets his foot caught in)

the gourd: "hnng! rrrgh!!!"

(noticing the top barricade closing, the gourd throws an exploding acorn at his foot, shooting him into the air)

the gourd: "OWW! MY FOOT!!!"

i think it's time he's stopped for good...

(i jump down to fight wilfre)

wilfre: "?!?! what the?!"

in the words of optimus prime. one shall stand, one shall fall...

wilfre: "you aren't going to defeat me!"

you aren't going to wreck smashboards on MY watch, mister!

wilfre: "(quoting megatron) i'll crush you with my bare hands!"

(wilfre charges to attack me, but i start firing energy ball attacks at him)

(wilfre lands on me and is pummeling me)

wilfre: "i'll rip out your eyeballs!!"

(i shove wilfre off)

numbuh 86: "finish 'em off, smashfan! do it now!"

(i grab a flare gun and shoot wilfre far away... only for him to fall back down to earth, battered)

dark aeris: "AAGH!!! uuuuuh... you look really f**ked up, wilfre..."

wilfre: "g... g... get me on... astrotrain..."

(all the villains get on astrotrain and head for cybertron)

woah...

rouge: "the place is a WRECK now!"

dedede: "yeah... ...we need to call shnitzel and have him clean all this up!"

shnitzel: "RADDA!!!"

i guess WE fix this up...

(we start to fix up HQ)

(meanwhile, in space. astrotrain is struggling to keep a steady flight path)

astrotrain: "get rid of some of the dead weight, or we'll never make it to cybertron!"

the gourd: "i say we toss the garbage! dump the chumps!"

dark aeris: "all those in favor?"

all intact villains: "AYE!"

dark aeris: "and against?"

magnet, crusher, ice king, lee, blargy, may, hamsterviel, fuse, zombo & wilfre: "neigh..."

dark aeris: "the ayes have it!"

(the giant magnet, lord fuse, the crusher, dr. hamsterviel, may kanker, blargy, lee kanker, king zombo & ice king are tossed out into space)

(dark aeris is at the door on astrotrain holding wilfre)

dark aeris: "(sarcastically) oh, how it pains me to do this!"

wilfre: "(choking & gasping) wait, i still live!"

dark aeris: "wanna bet?"

(dark aeris tosses wilfre out)

wilfre: "DAAAAAAARK AERIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiis!!!"

(the window on astrotrain closes)

dark aeris: "okay, so who says i'm new most dangerous villain?! who's with me?!"

(some villains booing)

delightful children from down the lane: "HOLD IT!!! we delightful children have the BEST intellect out of ALL us remaining villains! WE should rule!"

soundwave: "SOUNDWAVE, SUPERIOR. DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN, INFERIOR."

delightful children from down the lane: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING INFERIOR?!?!"

astrotrain: "i can tell this is gonna hurt 30 seconds from now"

{30 SECONDS LATER...}

(all the villains are beating each other up on astrotrain, until dark aeris blows a monster-truck-sized hole in astrotrain)

dark aeris: "would you ALL rather be with those deadbeats we tossed?"

villains: "0.0 ...ALL HAIL DARK AERIS!"

(astrotrain flies off into the distance)

(the damaged villains come upon unicron)

unicron: "WELCOME, WILFRE..."

wilfre: "0O0 OMGWTFWASTHAT?!?!"

unicron: "i... am UNICRON..."

wilfre: "wh... wh... why am i here?!"

unicron: "i have summoned you here for a PURPOSE?"

wilfre: "nobody summons WILFRE!!!"

unicron: "then it pleases me to be the first. i suppose i should not let such villains go to waste... i want you to destroy smashfan666, and his accursed forum fighters team."

may: "(extremely frightened at the visage of unicron) b-b-b-b-b-but mr. unicron, sir? w-w-w-we w-we can NEVER beat him!"

lee: "may's right. he's such a BEAST when it comes to fighting! (suddenly lovestruck) it just get me going."

wilfre: "(slaps lee) the girls are right. and besides, what do WE get out of this?!"

unicron: "it is beneath me to strike bargains... but very well... i shall provide you all with one new body... made of ALL your strengths."

wilfre: "and?!"

unicron: "AND NOTHING! ...you belong to me, now."

wilfre: "we belong to NOBODY!"

unicron: "perhaps i misjudged you... (flashing a red beam at the villains) proceed, on your way to oblivion"

wilfre: "(in severe pain) GAAAAAAHH! NO! NO! i accept your terms! I ACCEPT! NRAAAAAAAGH!!!"

unicron: "(flashing a green beam now) excellent..."

(may's pants are now on wilfre, as is lee's shirt and blargy's jacket and hamsterviel's cape, ice king's arms are in place of wilfre's, lord fuse's wing-like back-growths are now sticking out of wilfre's back, the magnet is placed over the crusher's face, fuse's side-face spike-esque jaw things attach to the sides of the magnet, ice king's crown is on the magnet's top, the whole thing is placed over wilfre's head, and the new villain grabs onto zombo's scepter... and with that, the villains are now one...)

unicron: "behold... AMALGATRON. now go... and destroy the smashboards forum fighters..."

amalgatron: "(all fused villains voices at once) i will rip apart all the servers, and every single thing that gets in my way, until all smashfan's team has been destroyed!"

(amalgatron flies off)

unicron: "...destroy the forum fighters."
 

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This is insane! I will not lose though! WE WILL BE SAFE AS WE GO INTO..."Neco No You May" world! *world turns into neco-city* I control this world!
 

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(meanwhile, dark aeris is being crowned leader of the villains)

(the delightful children are blowing on trumpets)

(dark leo almost puts the crown on dark aeris before the trumpet blowing annoys them)

dark aeris: "get on with the ceremony!"

(the delightful children look at each other and continue blowing trumpets)

dark aeris: "PUT A LID ON THE TRUMPETS!!! (blasts the heads off the trumpets)"

astrotrain: "hahaha! that reminds me of when starscream blew the heads of the trumpets the constructicons were blowing!"

(dark leo puts the crown on dark aeris)

dark aeris: "FELLOW VILLAINS! as your new leader, i-"

(FWOOOOOOSH!!!)

dark aeris: "WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION?!?!"

(amalgatron lands)

amalgatron: "coronation, dark aeris? this is bad comedy!"

dark aeris: "?!?! dead guys? is that all of you?!"

amalgatron: "here's a hint! (BLASTS DARK AERIS!!!)"

(dark aeris is frozen, then crumbles to dust, leaving the crown tumbling down the stairway...)

(amalgatron stomps on the crown, crushing it...)

amalgatron: "would anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?"

(short pause)

grandfather: "...what'd he say his name was?"

amalgatron: "AMALGATRON!"

villains: "ALL HAIL AMALGATRON!"

(unicron comes upon cybertron moonbase 1 (didn't he already destroy that?))

(on cybertron moonbase 1)

numbuh four-thirtyteen-seven (possibly cloned from numbuh 4?): "where'd THAT come from?!"

numbuh 78: "(trying to contact earth) talk to me, earth! we got a situation up here!"

(we are still in neco no you may, looking for parts)

(experiment 625 suddenly sprouts hidden antennas that are twitching)

numbuh 78: "(over 625's twitchy antennas) roger me! wilco me! ANYTHING?! HELLO HELLO EARTH!!!"

625: "i'm picking up signals!"

numbuh 78: "(over signals) hello, anyone reading this?! there's this huge weird-looking planet that showed up on the suburbs of cybertron! AND IT'S GOING TO EAT CYBERTRON MOONBASE 1!!!"

(unicron has just finished off cybertron moonbase 1)

625: "AH!!! I'VE LOST THE SIGNAL! it must've... (picking up another signal from cybertron moonbase 2)"

numbuh 30c: "this is numbuhs 30c, 35 and 13, up here on cybertron moonbase 2! this... thing... this- this- MONSTER PLANET just ripped the first moon to SHREDS! AND IT'S HEADING THIS WAY!!!"

625: "oh, that doesn't sound good..."

numbuh 30c: "i don't know how much longer we can-"

(the signal is lost)

625: "sounds like he got the other one..."

(on cybertron moonbase 2)

numbuh 13: "what are we going to d- (falls over and hits eye) AAAGH!!! MY EYE! MY NOSE! my nose and my eye, OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! is it bleeding? oh, it's bleeding! AGH! OH OUCHIES!"

numbuh 35: "i say we make for the escape ship!"

numbuh 30c: "explosives are activated! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

(numbuh 30c, numbuh 35, and numbuh 13 get on an escape ship and get out of there)

(cybertron moonbase 2 blows up, giving the impression that unicron blew up as well)

(all on the ship cheering)

numbuh 13: " (looking at the screen) AH! LOOK!"

numbuh 30c: "it isn't even DENTED!"

(unicron is revealed to be alive, without even a scratch)

numbuh 30c: "oh SH*T what are we gonna do now?!"

(unicron sucks in the ship)

numbuhs 30c, 35 & 13: "(all screaming)"

(amalgatron is watching this)

amalgatron: "how DARE, unicron! cybertron and all it's moons belong to ME!!!"

(amalgatron experiences a version of the torturous death beam the villains that make him experienced back then)

amalgatron: "AGH! RRR! RAAAAAAGH!!!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!"

(death torture wears off)

amalgatron: "fellow villains! with me under your rule, we shall DESTROY THE FORUM FIGHTERS!!!"

villains: "(cheering)"

(back in neco no you may)

that should be all the parts we need. we'll fix up the base after we save cybertron!

625: "yeah, and what are we going to do when we GET there? if this thing crunches MOONS it'll make short work of US!"

rouge: "this thing must be pretty bad..."

(the villains are attacking us... even amalgatron)

crocker: "i got-"

amalgatron: "there are plenty of forum fighters for you. smashfan666 is MINE! (evil smirk)"

MAKE A BREAK FOR THE SHIP, THIS NEW GUY IS FREAKY!!!

(all of us are running for the ship)
 

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*Grainy home video: Tails is standing next to a large box with a paper shredder labeled "Confidential Paper Only"*

Tails: I'm a rulebreaker. *Thumbs-up* I'm gonna shred paper that's not confidential.

*Cut*

Tails: Here's today's Star Tribune. *puts it in the shredder*

*Cut*

Tails: The text of Clinton's 1995 State of the Union address. *puts it in the shredder*

*Cut*

Tails: The source code to Battle for Wesnoth. *puts it in the shredder*

*Corona crashes in. He seems to be possessed*

Corona: Hey, you wanna come with me?

Tails [recoiling]: Uhh... I gotta go... buy a Dr Pepper first...

*He tries to fly away, but Corona throws his sword and knocks him down. Tails lies face-down on the ground*

Tails: Ghyrjtfhghgfh...

*Possessed Corona faces the camera*

Corona: [angry] Hey, what's th*Video ends*

Clearly, Tails is more observant than anyone in Oracle of Ages...
 

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*Its been a while scenes we heard from are protoganist*

*They find there selfs to be in an area with Coffin hanging from the ceiling with Persephones body in it*

Kratos:: I think I now what we have to do, I'll move the arms of the Hadas statue and You use the Coffin to bust the chest of the statue

Shore thing

*Kratos rushes Up the Ladder and flips the crank moving both arms off the Chest and Mars bust open the chest with the Coffin of Persephone*

Kratos:: Good now its time for Hadas death

*Meanwhile*
 

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Tall doctor: Now don't worry. I have this under control.
Me: I'm not Mr......*faints*
Tall doctor: About time the anesthetic kicked in!
Short nurse: Sir, we've found Mr. Bear....Who's that?
Tall doctor:Uh..... *pushes the bed down the stairs* Who?
 

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amalgatron: "oh no you di-in't! (freezes magma shield with ice blast, breaking them both)"

625: "THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE!!!"

rouge: "it's smashboards, reuben. who cares?"

galacta knight, get dedede & retro aboard the ship!

galacta knight: "(talking really fast) i'mtryingtogettheseguysaboardtheshipsmashfanbutthey'reimpossibleimpossibleIMPOSSIBLE!"

O.T

galacta knight: "nicepenguingoodpenguingetaboardtheshuttlepleaseprettyprettyprettypleasegoodpenginsweetpenguin!"

dedede: "T_T (half-quoting grimlock and trying to make sense of galacta knight) me dedede not 'nice penguin'. ME MASH BRAINS!!!"

(rex uses a mechanical lasso to get dedede on the ship)

dedede: "0.0 or leaving before he murders us is cool, too..."

(everyone gets on the ship and we take off)

(in space, amalgatron is chasing after us)

WHY DON'T THESE GUYS JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!

(amalgatron's ship shoots a part of our ship off, sending dedede, rex, giygas, finn, spat, numbuh 86 & numbuh 362 out of the ship and onto quintessa, planet of the quintessons... yet 625 is the only one who saw...)

625: "fanny & rachel just bought it!"

we can't deal with that, now!

625: "*sigh*"

(amalgatron fires a whole bunch of proton missiles at whatever is left of our ship)

we're gonna have to detach and get away!

(everyone gets to the main part of the ship, which detaches from the other 3/4'ths, and we get away super-fast. amalgatron doesn't notice this.)

(the proton missles blow up the abandoned section of the ship)

(every villain on amalgatron's ship is cheering)

amalgatron: "their ship is destroyed! and smashfan, with them!"

(amalgatron is experiencing the red light of death again)

amalgatron: "AAAGH!!! take me to unicron! TAKE ME, NOW!!!"

(meanwhile, with us)

marie: "(quoting arcee) did we REALLY have to let them detonate 3 quarters of the ship?"

625: "(quoting springer) seeing how as they would have detonated 4 quarters, i think it was a good choice."

can we find a place to repair the ship?

escargoon: "any nearby planets in the area might have extremely high destructive capabilities, however-"

(growing impatient)

escargoon: "ahem- yes, i believe i can. the planet of junk is in this vicinity."

then planet of junk or bust!

(we head for a planet made entirely of garbage)

{MEANWHILE, ON QUINTESSA.}

(numbuh 86 & numbuh 362 have apparently landed somewhere in the oceans of quintessa)

+song: nothing's gonna stand in our way+

numbuh 362: "spat! reuben! rouge!"

(...)

numbuh 362: "ANYBODY?!?!"

(numbuh 362 is tangled in mechanical seaweed, which she quickly breaks out of)

numbuh 86: "(in the distance) HEEEEELP!!!!!"

numbuh 362: "numbuh 86!"

(numbuh 86 is being held hostage by a mechanical squid)

(numbuh 362 pulls out a F.R.A.P.P.E.)

computer: "KIDS NEXT DOOR F.R.A.P.P.E. Freeze Ray Always Paralyzes Potential Enemies"

(numbuh 362 starts blasting the squid with the F.R.A.P.P.E.)

(the mechanical squid eventually gets beat, releases numbuh 86, and then inks the place. *gross*)

numbuh 362: "you okay?"

numbuh 86: "(slightly gasping) g.. g.. get me out of here..."

numbuh 362: "sure thing."

(numbuh 362 drags numbuh 86 out of the water)

(meanwhile, with us)

625: "*whistles*"

we'd better salvage what we can to repair the ship.

jake: "just great... man, today is just not our day..."

(with some unknown natives we don't notice)

???: "stop thief! no welcome wagon hello stranger with a new coffee flavor for you. offer expires while you wait. operators are standing by!"
 

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wreck-gar: "wise guy, eh? (blasts retro) nyuck nyuck nyuck!"

escargoon: "LOOK OUT!!! (gets retro out of the way of the blast) that was nuts, he quoted the three stooges for a second, there."

+song: dare to be stupid+
(now we plaster the song over what's going on... so, yeah...)

wreck gar: "don't look behind door #2, monty! it's time to play: end of the line my valentine!"

(multiple junkions ride in on crappily-built motorcycles (which are probably actually other junkions))

wreck gar: "ger-roni-do-ron-ron-ron-roni-MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(song for really starts)

(marie and a junkion tank are side to side. marie uses a taser tied to a pole to zap the junkion tank apart)

junkion tank: "bull-f**kin'-sh*t!"

(other junkions put the tank together again)

(wreck-gar runs over the appliances, severely damaging them)

lampy: "AAAAGH!!!"

(lampy is severely broken up)

(the junkions surround us)

wreck gar: "ya' check in, but ya' don't check out!"

(i use an electric zap to break up the junkions)

(the song takes a lyrical pause)

it's not hard to knock 'em down.

(the junkions are pieced together again)

it's getting them to STAY down that's the trick!

agent six: "these things are indestructible!"

marx: "and they're EVERYWHERE!!!"

(meanwhile, on quintessa)

(numbuh 362 is performing CPR on an unconcious numbuh 86)

numbuh 86: "(wakes up, hacking up water) BLECHH!!! thanks... that was CLOSE."

numbuh 362: "now, let's find a space rocket or something so we can get out of here."

(numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 are wandering the planet quintessa)

numbuh 86: "this place is FREAKY."

(quintesson guards come upon them)

(numbuh 86 readies herself for combat)

numbuh 362: "don't act hostile. i got this."

numbuh 86: "how, exactly?"

numbuh 362: "i'll use the universal greeting"

numbuh 86: "universal greeting?"

numbuh 362: "(clears throat) (to quintesson guards) bah weep granna weep nini bong!"

numbuh 86: "(slightly chuckling)"

quintesson guards: "bah weep granna weep nini bong!"

numbuh 362: "(whispering to numbuh 86) now, without making any sudden moves, (pulls out a glowing rectangle) offer them an energon goodie."

(numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 throw some energon goodies at the quintesson guards, which they are now wrestling each other for)

numbuh 86: "these guys are SAVAGE for this stuff."

numbuh 362: "don't worry, they'll reciprocate."

(having finished off the energon goodies, the quintesson guards run up to numbuh 86 & numbuh 362)

numbuh 86: "i thought they were supposed to reciprocate. (to quintesson guards) no more!"

quintesson guards: "(looking at eachother confused)"

numbuh 362: "(pressing a button on the dispenser box) empty!"

(the quintesson guards transform into their alligator-like alternate forms and take numbuh 86 & numbuh 362 to a quintesson palace, where a quintesson admin is up on a throne, a quintesson mod is by the stairs leading to said throne, and apparently numbuh 65.3 tied up on a bridge over a tank full of sharkticons)

quintesson mod: "has the imperial magistrate reached a verdict?"

quintesson admin: "i have"

quintesson mod: "guilty or innocent?"


quintesson admin: "innocent."

numbuh 65.3: "oh, thank-"

quintesson mod: "feed him to the sharkticons!"

numbuh 65.3: "WHAT?! THAT'S NOT HOW IT- (eaten by the sharkticons) AAGH!!! OH GOD!!! GIVE THAT BACK, I NEED IT FOR BEING ALIVE!!!"

numbuh 86: "0_0 not the end I'D wish to meet..."

(numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 are thrown in a cell with someone)

numbuh 362: "where ARE we?"

????: "quintessa. home of the sharkticons. and their tyrannical masters, the quintessons. i am numbuh 1. Galactic Kids Next Door headquarters was destroyed by unicron."

numbuh 86: "unicron?"

numbuh 362: "who's UNICRON?!"

numbuh 1: "a planet... that devours EVERYTHING in it's path..."

numbuh 86: "hmm. so THAT'S the monster's name..."

(2 quintesson guards grab numbuh 1 and exit the cell)

quintesson mod: "soon you two shall receive your sentence."

(door closes)

quintesson mod: "has the imperial magistrate reached a verdict?"

quintesson admin: "i have."

quintesson mod: "guilty of innocent?"

numbuh 1: "(quoting kranix) spare me this mockery of justice!"

quintesson mod: "T_T ...i repeat: guilty or innocent?"

quintesson admin: "innocent."

(numbuh 1 is dunked into the tank of sharkticons)
 

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*Tails runs into the room*

Tails: CORONA'S BEING POSSESSED!

Sparkster: What?

Klonoa [dusting the shelf]: Was his skin cyan?

Tails: Yeah...

Klonoa: *turns around* Yeah, that's Veran. Strange. I've never seen her possess a guy before. ... That's kinda creepy. *turns back around and continues dusting*

Tails: [miffed] I think just being possessed on its own would qualify as creepy.

*Cat Link walks in. He's holding the slime that Corona adopted*

Slime: Hey guys. I think I can get Veran out of him. The thing is, you all should get out first. Link and I will handle it.

Sparkster: Well, what do you plan on doing?

Slime: Link will take the Four Sword, which we have had since page 32. She can't take over his body if there are four of him, and she won't take over my body because I'm absolutely useless.

Klonoa: You know what? That is an excellent plan. High-five.

*Klonoa tries to high-five the slime and ends up giving it a pat on the back.*

Link: Hey, wait. I got something to say too.

*Everybody looks*

Link: I'm not really Link. I'm just a cat. Veran cast a spell on me to turn me human. It's lucky I got out in time to keep my whiskers.

Slime: If we defeat Veran, we can change him back. And that's what he really came here for.

Tails: *doing a perfect impression of Finn* That sounds incredible!

Sparkster: Yeah!

*Awkward silence*

Slime: Maybe you should leave now, cause Veran's coming in, like, a few minutes.

*Everybody but the slime and the Link cat leave*

Klonoa: You wanna split a Twix with me?

Tails: Sure, man.
 

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quintesson admin: "how did SHE get here?!"

quintesson mod: "EXECUTE HER!!!"

(multiple sharkticons get out of the tank and go after retro)

---OFF-TOPIC---
by the way, retro. (draws a circle over retro) how DID you get of junk planet and onto quintessa?
---OFF-TOPIC SESSION OVER---

(meanwhile, with the other 5...)

(spat flies down)

spat: "i don't see NOTHING, pfpth!"

dedede: "look, i'm POSITIVE numbuh 86 & numbuh 362 are close!"

rex: "ah, your head's full of bologna. (almost falls into a spike trap)"

dedede: "(catches rex) looks like YOURS is full of SALAMI!"

mama luigi: "and mine's full of LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

finn: "wait, when did he get here?"

giygas: "oh no... i remember this scene from the transformers movie... someone's gonna say something and we can't see him or her-"

????: "hahahaha!"

giygas: "yeah, like that... O.O"

(experiment 221 (sparky) climbs on giygas)

giygas: "get off!"

sparky: "(speaking in... whatever language the experiments speak)"

dedede: "hey, what'd you say?! (puts a translator collar on sparky)"

sparky: "(quoting wheelie) pity you got. no, fool you not! (laughing)"

finn: "i can't understand what this guy's trying to get at..."

dedede: "okay, jack. you asked for it!"

(dedede tries to hit sparky with his hammer, but sparky climbed off and dedede hits giygas, and then himself, in the face)

(sparky rips off the translator, then spits on dedede)

dedede: "EUGH! ALIEN LOOGIE!!!"

sparky: "sparky say find friends today!"

rex: "you know where numbuh 362 & numbuh 86 are?!"

sparky: "(shakes 'yes')"

dedede: "well, let's follow 'em!"

(dedede, rex, giygas, finn, and spat follow sparky to the quintesson base)
 

RetroAntonio

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---
I thought I posted a post saying that I found rocket that only fits one person. Must've not been sent. WEIRD.
---

I don't tend to like you now. *throws bombs at the sharkatons* I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T HESITATE TO ATTACK!
 

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(pounding on door)

numbuh 362: "huh?"

(door falls down, showing that dedede, rex, sparky, finn, giygas & spat are joining the battle)

sparky: "free girls! (enters a panel to the cell door and tampers with it, opening the cell)"

numbuh 86: "uuuuuh... thanks, weird yellow thing..."

numbuh 362: "wow, what IS that thing?"

dedede: "his name's sparky. (picks up sparky) he's a new friend we meet outside."

numbuh 86: "(scratching sparky's chin) one of jookiba's, huh?"

sparky: "uh-huh!"

(i crash in on a rocket)

we gotta get the others back, (looking at quintessons) these guys look freaky, and (looking at sparky) this thing's pretty cute and-

quintesson admin: "SHARKTICONS! EXECUTE THEM!"

(the sharkticons transform into robot mode)

sparky: "(zaps sharkticons) naga! execute THEM! (points to the quintessons)"

(the sharkticons go after the quintessons)

i think the planet's problems will be solved VERY shortly.

numbuh 86: "yeah, but what about OUR problems? we need a ship."

sparky: "(points to a ship that looks like him) unh! ship!"

rex: "THAT'S a SHIP?"

finn: "who cares? as long as it flies!"

(we all get on the ship and take off for junkion)

(we land)

(numbuh 362 aims to fire at wreck-gar)

numbuh 86: "(lowering numbuh 362's weapon) GUNS aren't exactly friendly."

numbuh 362: "(reffering to junkions) neither are THEY, in case you haven't noticed."

numbuh 86: "what was that universal greeting again? never mind, i remember. (holding an energon goodie to wreck gar) bah weep granna weep nini bong!"

wreck gar: "(takes energon goodie) bah weep granna weep nini bong!"

junkions: "BAH WEEP GRANNA WEEP NINI BONG!"

(wreck gar bangs on a garbage tin)

wreck gar: "now time for 'wreck gar and friend', featuring the junkions!"

heh, they're re-using old quotes. i like it

wreck gar: "(holding up a portable TV) TV. we talk tv! you talk some TV?"

rex: "I talk some TV! 'And now the news, don't touch that dial!'"

(all laughing)

wreck gar: "sorry 'bot the mess-up, mate. we'll fix up your smasherd-up friewnd like brand new with 90-day warranty!"

(the junkions are now fixing up the appliances)
 

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*Possessed Corona smashes in the window. The slime and the cat who isn't Link are the only other people there*

P-Co: HAH! Now with this base captured, I will be able to control you all! I will spread darkness throughout the land! I'll start with this slime here!

*"He" kicks Slime really hard. Slime hits the window and the Four sword comes flying out of his mouth. The blunt edge of the sword hits Possessed Corona in the head*

P-Co: [falling to the ground] AAAAAGGRGRGRGAGRGRRHRHHH!

*Veran's spirit is forced out of him. Corona, now in control of himself again, quickly grabs the Four Sword and splits up.*

Cat: Not my plan, but okay... *He looks around and runs away*

Red Corona: YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!

*Green and Blue are already slashing at Veran from either side. Red jumps into the air and does Link's aerial down-A on Veran.*

Green Corona: Hey! We need all four of us!

*White Corona is petting the cat who's not Link*

White Corona: Oh. OK. *grabs his sword and runs over*

*All four Coronas make a diamond formation, but they face inwards towards Veran*

Veran: What are you doing?

Green Corona: Defeating you. *He gives her a look that says "that was obvious"*

Blue Corona: Let's do this!

*All four jab their swords upward, creating a portal*

White Corona: We're not going to kill you. We're not that strong. So instead, we'll send you to just the sort of world you wanted to create. A world where everybody fights and hatred is rampant. You'll see what it's like firsthand.

*All four bring out their shields, put them under Veran's body, and push her upwards into the portal. Red closes the portal with his sword and then lays on the ground with the other three.*

Green Corona: I think we won.

White Corona: This is anticlimactic. Now I just want to go to sleep.

Blue Corona: It's impossible for us to sleep unless we get back together. We need somewhere to put the Four Sword!

Slime: I'll just keep it inside of me. That's where it was before, right?

*They put their swords together. They become one sword, and the slime eats it.*

Corona: [one person again] Wow. Now I feel a lot better. I am gonna go sleep, though.

Cat: Meow.

*The cat is a regular cat again*

Corona: Whose cat are you, anyways?

Snake: He's mine.

*Solid Snake was just standing there the whole time.*

Snake: Don't tell anybody, though. It's even more embarrassing than the track & field stuff.

THE END

Credits:


Sparkster (with his old hairdo he had while doing track & field with Snake)


Miles "Tails" Prower, who unlike Sparkster does not age


Corona, whose game Soleil is so obscure I had to draw this picture myself and color it in on the computer
(GIMP: Color>Levels and a Darken Only layer)


Solid Snake


Nameless slime, protector of the Four Sword


A cat who is not Link


Klonoa, who is like Corona's modern-day counterpart in his perseverance. I ought to give him a bigger role

Veran doesn't deserve a picture.
 

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(and now, toaster, lampy, radio, blanky & kirby are fixed up)

lampy: "uuuuugh, what happened? the last thing i remember was... being smashed into bits..."

(a junkion ship comes up)

wreck gar: "and new from junkion planet; a sleek, sexy import. with turbo handling!"

now we just need to figure out where amalgatron went...

wreck gar: "and the answer is... UNICRON!!!"

numbuh 362: "then we have to destroy unicron!"

(while we all get onto our respective ships)

wreck gar: "act now; destroy unicron! kill the grand poobah! eliminate even the toughest stains!"

junkions: "DESTROY UNICRON! KILL THE GRAND POOBAH! ELIMINATE EVEN THE TOUGHEST STAINS!"

(both ships take off)

sparky: "(pointing to amalgatron arguing with the planet-sized unicron) unh! unicron!"

HOLY SH*T, THAT MUTHAF**KAH'S HUGE!!!

amalgatron: "unicron! why did you torture me?!"

unicron: "you have failed me."

amalgatron: "no, unicron. smashfan and the forum fighters are DEAD! their ship was destroyed!"

unicron: "but not ENTIRELY destroyed. and they are very much alive a few long lightmiles from here. in fact, screw it, game over, i'm just to kill you all."

amalgatron: "wait, WHAT?!"

+song: unicron medley (unicron transforming)+

(unicron begins transforming into robot mode)






unicron: "for a time... i considered sparing your wretched base planet cybertron... now you shall witness, it's DISMEMBERMENT!"

(unicron is flying to cybertron)

amalgatron: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!"

(unicron starts destroying cybertron)




vlad: "!!! CYBERTRON IS UNDER ATTACK!!! VILLAINS! BATTLE STATIONS!!!"

amalgatron: "even I can't let this happen! (tries freezing unicron, only to fail) dammit."

(unicron swallows amalgatron whole)



(gasp!)









finn: "oh... my... frickin'... GAWD!!!"

625: "i don't believe it..."

numbuh 86: "i've never seen anything like it before..."

what the hell, let's go for it!

(our ship now crashes through unicron's eye)

what now?

dedede: "LET'S BLOW SH*T UP!!!"


sparky: "kann dijibah! (giving off sparks) zizzit!"

(we're all running through a shaft)
 

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This is insane! Don't like fighting big villains like this. Well...we've come at a selection of 3 paths to go from here. I suggest me and a few others head straight, which might lead us to the brain. We can attack from there.
 

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right, then. me & all the others take the left & numbuh 362 and sparky take the downward-path. i surmise that the down-path, considering that this is the same kind of fridge logic used lots of other places, leads to this guys heart. an obvious weak point.

(we all head our respective paths)

(retro, escargoon, marx & numbuh 86 reach the brain cavity, where unicron's brain gains multiple cannons)

escargoon: "holy... f**king... SH*T!!!"

(numbuh 362 & sparky reach the heart, where they encounter amalgatron)

sparky: "heart!"

amalgatron: "it will do you no good to destroy it, experiment. it cannot be so much as dented"

numbuh 362: "you won't stop us, amalgatron!"

amalgatron: "believe it or not. we are allies now, against a common foe. (experiences red beam of death)"

unicron: "destroy them, amalgatron. NOW!"

amalgatron: "AAAARGH! OF COURSE, MY MASTER!!!"

(amalgatron strikes for numbuh 362)

(everyone else reaches a huge tank of acid, where lots of random characters are being dropped)

dedede: "woooah"

numbuh 30c: "GUYS! KNOCK DOWN THE ACID COVER!"

dedede: "HOW?!"

numbuh 30c: "BLAST IT, YOU GUYS!"

625: "NONE OF US HAVE GUNS!"

numbuh 30c: "smashfan! use an energy ball!"

(charges up an energy ball)

numbuh 30c: "HURRY!!!!"

(launches the energy sphere at the the metal rods holding up the covers to the acid tank, saving numbuh 30c, numbuh 35, numbuh 13, numbuh 78, numbuh 430teen-7, and everyone else after them, from a grizzly, dissolve-y death.)

that was close!

numbuh 30c: "thanks! you did it!"

dedede: "yeah. i guess we did!"

numbuh 35: "THAT was definitely a dramatic experience."

625: "hey, 430teen-7! aren't you supposed to be numbuh 4?"


numbuh 430teen-7: "i was cloned from his DNA, if that's what you're getting at. so, yeah."

625: "0.0 riiiiiiight..."

(back at the brain, everyone is still dodging the cannon shots)

(a stray cannon shot heads for retro)

escargoon: "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?! (jumps onto retro and shoves her out of the way) man, that was CLOSE..."

unicron's brain: "pitiful scum. i have no time for you."

numbuh 86: "SCUM?! (shoots unicron's brain with M.U.S.K.E.T.)"

unicron's brain: "T_T ...what, was THAT?"

escargoon: "slash it, retro!"

(marx is shooping unicron's brain, and numbuh 86 is shooting M.U.S.K.E.T shots at it.)

marx: "trust me, you don't wanna know how i do this. (continues shooping)"

escargoon: "(pulls out orb and starts blasting it) it's been a WHILE since i used this thing!"
 

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*lets out the claws* These babies can cut through steel. Stay safe Escargoon, I'm climbing to the top of the brain. Problem is...it's as big as a house. I'm going to start climbing now!

Marx: Why can't you just fly?

Because...it hurts more for it to feel my climbing sharp claw-ness FURY! *starts climbing*
 

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---{|WARNING: LONG POST UP AHEAD!|}---

(meanwhile, with numbuh 362 fighting amalgatron)

amalgatron: "(choking numbuh 362) first, your megabase. then dark aeris. and now, YOU!!! it's a pity everything weak dies so easily."

sparky: "nngh, rrgh! MMMMRRRNGH!!! BLAGH!!!! (SUPER-ZAPPPER-PLUS-PISSED-OFF MODE!!!!)"

amalgatron: "wha?! hey! experiment! what do you think you're-"

sparky: "no... hurt... friend!!!"

(sparky turns into a ball of electricity and zaps amalgatron)

amalgatron: "AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

+song: the touch+

(sparky enters unicron's heart and starts overloading it)

{You've got the power!}

{YEAH!!!}

(meanwhile, outside. unicron is now covered in an electrical field and is in extreme pain from the combined damage to his brain and heart)

{After all is said and done. you never walk, you never run, you're a winner!}

(cut back inside. numbuh 362 is blasting amalgatron, until one final powuh shot blasted him out)

numbuh 362: "YES!"

amalgatron: "(flying back to earth) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!"

{You're at your best when the road get's rough. you've been put to the test, but it's never enough!}

(sparky exits unicron's heart (which is still overloading) and speaks to numbuh 362)

sparky: "unh! gotta get out! quick!"

(sparky and numbuh 362 are running out)

{When all hell's breakin' loose, you'll be right in the eye of the storm!}

{You've got the heart! you've got the motion!}

{You know that when things get too tough, you've got the touch!}

(numbuh 362 comes upon me and everyone else)

numbuh 362: "we gotta get out of here!"

sparky: "unh! jikabita, BA-BA-BOOM!"

(we all follow numbuh 362 and sparky)

{You never bend, you never break. you seem to know just what it takes, you're a FIGHTER!}

{It's in the blood, it's in the will. it's in the mighty hands of steel, when you're standin' your ground!}

(in unicron's brain)

numbuh 86: "what's going on?!"

marx: "the whole place is gonna blow!!!"

(numbuh 362 enters)

numbuh 362: "no, duh! we gotta get out of here!"

(everyone exits, but retro is still clawing at the already badly-battered unicron brain)

escargoon: "(grabbing retro) come on..."

{When all hell's breakin' loose you'll be right in the eye of the storm!}

(numbuh 362 calls for F.A.T.R.I.D.E.)

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "need a lift?"

(we all get on F.A.T.R.I.D.E and escape to earth)

{You know that when things get too tough. you've got the touch!}

{You've got the power! YEAH!!!}

(unicron blows up and all that remains is his head)

(back on earth)

numbuh 362: "(over a megaphone) let this be the end of unicron's torturous reign as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness!"

dedede: "w00t, peace!"


numbuh 362: "till all are one!"

all: "TILL ALL ARE ONE!"

(out in space, unicron's dismembered head is orbiting cybertron)

(on earth)

(we are calling the forum fighters west)

marceline: "hey guys, what's up?"

hey marce. could you put jumba on the line?

marceline: "sure thing, smash. (yelling) HEY, JOOKIBA! IT'S FOR YOU!"

(jumba is now on the line)

jumba: "yes?"

we found this strange thing on our travels. (holds up sparky) one of yours?

jumba: "aha! i see you've found experiment 221! designed to short out electrical devices and use electrical powers."

radio: "really! is that all?"

jumba: "see, when island exploded from bomb hamsterviel put in an earth coffee shop"

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE COFFEE SHOP!!!

jumba: "erm... right... miraculously, i, and all experiments were able to survive, but all HUMAN inhabitants... eh, not so lucky..."

625: "WOW. guess i missed a LOT when i was out picking up bread."

jumba: "like i was saying. survived, but got separated all around the world. am guessing 221 was nearest to bomb at the time, which is why he flew all the way to quintessa."

pleakley: "aah, quintessa... a really bad place as i recall. don't ever go there, man! THEY'LL GOUGE YOUR LEGS THROUGH YOUR EARS!!!"

jumba: "eh, right... must be going now, am going to sneak powdered explodium into numbuh 20,000's root beer."

(computer switches off)

radio: "so, what should we do with sparky?"

(computer clicks back on)

jumba: "oh, right. put him back on island. we fighters west will handle finding experiments. we call you if we need you. who knows? if yin & yang are found next, would make wery great way to rebuild!"

(computer clicks back off)

625: "well, i think that'll turn out pretty well!"

radio: "and I think we should end this off on a good note! (tunes in to the ending theme to the transformers movie)"

{TRANSFORMERS!!!}

{Something evil's watching over you.}

{Coming from the sky above, and there's nothing you can do.}

{PREPARE TO STRIKE! there'll be no place to run! when you're caught within the grip-}

{-of the evil Unicron!}

{TRANSFORMERS! more than meets the eye!}

{TRANSFORMERS! robots in disguise! TRANSFORMERS!}

{Strong enough to break the bravest heart.}

{So we have to pull together. we can't stay worlds apart.}

{To stand divided we will surely fall.}

{Until our darkest hour, when the light will save us all!}

{TRANSFORMERS! more than meets the eye!}

{TRANSFORMERS! robots in disguise! Transformers!}

{Autobots wage their battle To destroy the evil forces Of the Decepticons!}

{It's judgement day and now we've made a stand!}

{And for now the powers of darkness have been driven from our land!}

{The battle's over but the war has just begun!}

{And this way it will remain...}

{TILL THE DAY WHEN ALL ARE ONE!!!}

{TRANSFORMERS!}

{(song ends)}

+end credits music: Bakugan theme+

---{|CREDITS|}---

--{CHARACTERS}--

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - main character 2

marx - smashfan's friend

dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland

escargoon - dedede's assistant

marie kanker - tricky sneak

spat - the all-fibber

wham bam jewel - jewel golem

rouge - treasure/jewel hunter

experiment 625/reuben - sandwich lover

toaster - an electric toaster

lampy - a desklamp

radio - a multichannel radio

blanky - an electric blanket

kirby - a vacuum

finn - righteous adventurer

jake - finn's shapeshifting talking dog

princess bubblegum - princess of the candy kingdom

sonic - fastest thing alive

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer

numbuh 362 - KND supreme leader

rex - providence's secret weapon

agent six - providence agent

bobo haha - rex's friend

giygas - ex-embodiment of evil

olimar - only hocotate freight employee of any merit

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, commander of the halberd

fireman.exe - fire netnavi

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy

marceline - leader of the forum fighters west, cameo

dr. jumba jookiba - former evil scientist, cameo

agent wendy pleakley - jumba's sidekick, cameo

experiment 221/sparky - one of jumba's genetic experiments

unicron - universal dominator, main antagonist, deceased

amalgatron - combination of wilfre, fuse, lee, may, the giant magnet, the crushing machine, ice king, hamsterviel, zombo, and blargy

blargy - broken, villain (possibly reformed), hasn't gone into his own story yet, used in amalgatron

zombo - zombie high ruler, used in amalgatron

dr. hamsterviel - jumba's former assistant, used in amalgatron

ice king - a biiiiig nerd, used in amalgatron

the giant magnet - junkyard magnet, used in amalgatron

the crushing machine - magnet's minion, used in amalgatron

lee kanker - 'leader' of the kanker sisters, used in amalgatron

may kanker - kanker of lowest intelligence, used in amalgatron

lord fuse - ruler of planet fusion, used in amalgatron

wilfre - most dangerous villain, apparently dominant personality of amalgatron

quintessons - rulers of quintessa

sharkticons - the quintessons' slow-witted minions

wreck gar - commander of the junkions, possibly ruler of the planet of junk

junkions - inhabitants of the planet of junk

numbuh 30c - commander of KND cybertron moonbase 1

numbuh 78 - commander of KND cybertron moonbase 2

numbuh 35 - operative of cybertron moonbase 2

numbuh 13 - operative of cybertron moonbase 2

numbuh 430teen-7 - operative of cybertron moonbase 1, possibly cloned from numbuh 4

numbuh 1 - last survivor of the fall of Galactic KND headquarters, possibly deceased (i mean, he fell into a tank of SHARKTICONS.)

numbuh 74.239 - Galactic KND scientist, likely deceased

numbuh 71.562 - Galactic KND scientist, likely deceased

numbuh 20,000 - possibly insane, mentioned

experiment 501/yin - one of jumba's genetic experiments, mentioned

experiment 502/yang - one of jumba's genetic experiments, mentioned

--{LOCATIONS}--

forum fighter HQ

Quintessa

Planet of Junk

Cybertron

Unicron

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, we own nothing, and are in no way afflicated with cartoon network, hasbro, disney, or anything else, and this is only meant for fun. any and all copyrighted material is property of it's respective owners. i am terribly sorry if i forgot anything

And smashboards was saved yet again.

Unicron's head was left to wander cybertron forever

And peace was at last restored...

but whatever happened to amalgatron?


(in the junkyard, amalgatron separates back into the villains he was made of)

lee: "uuuugh... what happened?"

hamsterviel: "i don't know, moderately intimidating girl... the last thing i remember was us being launched out of space and hurting our head at- (puts 2 and 2 together) AAH!!! we've been separated!!!"

(the magnet glows with RAGE!!!)

fuse: "don't get yourself in a snit, magnet. we'll be back..."

wilfre: "and when we are... we'll have a little surprise for them. heheheheheheheh AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!"

---{|THE END, FOR NOW|}---
 

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---OFF-TOPIC---
i made this topic, TAL. i can easily credit you as a villain.
---OFF-TOPIC SESSION OVER---

(meanwhile, in the city)

(experiment 149 (bonnie) and experiment 150 (clyde) are driving around with stolen who-knows-what)

+song: hunger+

Bonnie & Clyde V.S.
The Fighters

{When i see what i want i'm gonna take it!}

(clyde blasts a doghnut shop owner and takes every last doughnut, and loads them into the car (and maybe a few into his mouth))

{If it's against some law you can bet i'll break it!}

(bonnie sprays '149 & 150 WERE HERE' onto the shop wall in icing, and then bonnie & clyde drive away)

{My need to feed gives me the will to survive!}

(they crash the car into a bank and start taking every last coin, bill, & bar of gold)

{I gotta find it fast to keep me alive!}

(clyde holds his arm cannon/gun to a bank teller while bonnie holds open a pillowcase, which the bankteller then fills with money)

{I can't believe my...}

{Hunger! i want it so bad i can taste it!}

(bonnie and clyde drive away)

{It drives me mad to see it wasted!}

{When i need it so bad that it's burnin' me, i'm hungry!}

(bonnie and clyde smash their car into a police car)

{I'd do anything to get it, and feel no regret!}

149/bonnie: "0.0 CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ!!!"

(bonnie and clyde get on a 2-person bicycle and pedal away)

{Time is running out and i ain't found it yet!}

(the police car goes after bonnie and clyde)

{I can't believe my...}

{Hunger! i want it so bad i can taste it! it drives me mad to see it wasted When i need it so bad that it's BURNIN' ME!}

(bonnie and clyde switch their bike for a full-blown pimped out motorcycle)

{it's BURNIN' ME! it's BURNIN' ME!}

(the motorcycle is put into overdrive, scorching every cylinder and burning the police car into dust)

{it's BURNIN' ME! it's BURNIN' ME! it's BURNIN' ME! it's-}

(bonnie switches the salvaged car radio off)

bonnie: "you want them to hear us?!"

clyde: "uh... where too next, boss?"

bonnie: "i know the PERFECT place to get to!"

(at forum fighter west HQ)

(numbuh 274 is on the forum fighters west monitor)

numbuh 274: "forum fighters west. over the past several weeks, two experiments by the names of Bonnie and Clyde have been attacking multiple stores and businesses relating to the forum fighters. there's dededougnuts, nintendo bank of america, crazy eddy's bargain forest-"

pleakley: "i got a schoolgirl uniform from that place once!"

numbuh 274: "0.0 uuuuuh... right... anyway, i understand you've chosen to handle any and all activity relating to jumba's experiments, is that right?"

jumba: "yes, that is correct!"

numbuh 274: "good luck, forum fighters west."

(END TRANSMISSION)

marceline: "okay, let's g-"

(CRASH!!! bonnie and clyde break in!)

jumba: "is 149 & 150!"


bonnie: "get 'em, clyde!"


clyde: "gotcha!"

(clyde is blasting the forum fighters west, all of them dodging)

forum fighters west: "AAH!!!"

numbuh 60: "pleakley! put out a call to the forum fighters!"

pleakley: "got it!"

(pleakley uses a remote to call us, numbuh 86 is on the remote's screen *in pajamas, because it's nighttime when this is taking place*)

numbuh 86: "WHAT IS IT?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?!"

pleakley: "EXPERIMENTS! ATTACKING BASE! SHORT GREEN ONE, HUGE TAN ONE! HALP!!!"

numbuh 86: "!!! we'll be right there!!!"

(end transmission)

pleakley: "hurry up, guys."

(BOOM!!! we crash in to help!)

we're here!

jumba: "dammit, we're not insured for more than 2 giant holes in wall!"

sorry about that...

jumba: "mrenh, will make them one giant hole later."

bonnie: "aw dammit! it's the forum fighters!"

clyde: "should we run?"

bonnie: "(hits clyde in the head) no, you dolt! we run with whatever we can!"

(clyde lifts the computer and they leave)

they got away...

dedede: "dammit dammit dammit!"

so, what do we do now?

jumba: "i am thinking i have an idea!"

marceline: "hmm?"

jumba: "when programming 149 & 150, i program them to go for wery, wery BIG heists."

tiff: "so, if we lure them out with something expensive-"

elecman.exe: "we'll be able to catch them!"

(meanwhile, in the trailer park)

???: "so, you want US to work for YOU?"

bonnie: "that pretty much sums it up."

(it is revealed that bonnie and clyde are negotiating with the kanker sisters)

lee: "and what's in it for US?"

bonnie: "well, for one, ya' get to take stuff... ride in a car... or whatever happens to be around..."

lee: "and?"

bonnie: "ya' get to hang at our hideout."

lee: "0.0 MAY! GRAB YOUR STUFF, WE'RE GOING TO LIVE WITH A GANG!"

may: "oh goody goody! are there snacks there?!"

bonnie: "yep"

(back with us)

tuff: "now all we need to do is find something to use as bait..."

fireman.exe: "oooooooh, that's gonna be tough..."

pleakley: "how about this? (reading newspaper) the sarcophagus of king tuckyershirtin arrives at the museum tommorow morning!"

625: "i think he's got it!"

yeah. we should head back to bed if we're going to catch them tomorrow.

(we head back to base)

(the next morning...)

tom tucker: "and now for ollie williams' report on the arrival of the sarcophagus of king tuckyershirtin at smashboards' local museum. ollie?"

ollie williams: "SARCOPHAGUS JUST CAME IN!"

tom tucker: "thanks, ollie. back to-"

(TV clicks off)

that's our cue!

(we head for the museum on F.A.T.R.I.D.E, the forum fighter west go on the P.I.P.E.P.O.D, and bonnie and clyde go in their car with lee & may tagging along)
 

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*Tails casually disarms five of TheAceLucario's nukes*

Tails: Oh wait. Those were intended for the main storyline, weren't they? Sorry about that.

Sparkster: Ah, it's okay. You wanna go see the ballgame?

*Cut to ballgame (Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays - Rogers Centre, Toronto, ON)*

*C. and K. are in the stands*

Corona: And that was when I changed the future to make the world a more peaceful place.

Klonoa: I wish I was that dedicated.

Corona: You are, dude.

*Camera shifts to reveal Pac-Man sitting to Klonoa's right*

Pac-Man: Hey. I like your hat.

Klonoa: Thanks. You actually gave me the idea.

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