Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[smashfan666]

(bonnie and clyde arrive on the scene)

bonnie: "(western accent) let's stake our claim, hombre."

(clyde, lee & may get out of the car)

clyde: "(charges gun) we don't want any trouble, just the dead guy."

may: "and some nachos!"

clyde: "yeah, nachos sounds good right about now. i'm hungry."

may: "maybe a soda, too."

clyde: "i'd preferably like a dr. pepper, nothing like that sprite junk."

may: "weird, i was thinking a sprite might be good right about-"

lee & bonnie: "FOCUS, YOU IDIOTS!!!!"

clyde: "but mostly king terduckenducken!!"

may: "(whispering) tuckyershirtin"

clyde: "tuckyershirtin!"

bonnie: "(snickering)"

(clyde starts shooting)

dedede: "alright, big guy, you asked for it!"

(dedede charges straight for clyde, only to be stopped by lee, may & bonnie escaping with the sarcophagus)

bonnie: "let's blow this taco stand!"

(bonnie, clyde, may, & lee get in the car and drive off)

dedede: "man, they work fast!"

then i guess it's time to fight thieves WITH thieves!

(we search through a phone book)

aha! thieves! lara croft, no. stickybeard, no. mr. potential thief, oh come on, that one's not even real! AHA! these guys should do! i hear they've got an ARMY! even better!

rouge: "hello, what about me?"

bonnie & clyde would get suspicious if it was you, they've already seen you.

rouge: "oh yeah..."

(i punch some numbers in on a phone)

(incoherent speech on phone)

hey, i've got a small problem... 2 guys keep taking everything from local spots, and we need some help right away.

(incoherent speech on phone)

okay, i tell ya' what. i'll pay you after it's done just to prove you guys are the real deal.

(incoherent speech in french voice)

uuuh, well i didn't quite get that.

(banging on phone from the other end)

in short, need help, gotta go, bye!

(hangs up)

(the wall falls down and tiesel bonne, tron bonne, bon bonne, and about a zillion servbots are standing there)

ah, great! you're here!

(625 comes in eating a baguette with bologna in it)

625: "WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO THE WALL?!?!"

tiesel bonne: "are we gonna catch those furry things already?"

jumba: "of course, large armored person."

tiesel bonne: "tiesel..."

jumba: "tiesel. and afterward, i get my experiments back and you get your... uh...."

(whispering to jumba)

jumba: "$200"

tiesel bonne: "let's go, then!"

(later that night, tiesel is walking down the street in a hat & trenchcoat)

tiesel bonne: "(talking into an intercom) guys, no sign of bonnie & clyde yet, code green. anything on your end, fighters west?"

marceline: "(also talking into an intercom) fighters west path clear, tiesel. (talking into another one) forum fighters, anything?"

(talking into an intercom) nothing yet, marceline. dedede?

(dedede pops up from in a trash can near tiesel)

dedede: "(talking into an intercom) nope, nothing. (realizes he just stuck out of the trash can) OOP! (dives back in)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*is looking on top of buildings* Nothing here. Hmm....are they in this pie? *eats pie* Hmm....nope, but it was good.

 

[smashfan666]

(tron bonne, bon bonne, the french-speaking servbot, ed, jumba & pleakley are looking for them in a sewer)

jumba: "former thief-girl, are you SURE that 149 & 150 would come down here?"

tron bonne: "trust me, it's gross, and they'd smell like dog sh*t, but it'd be the last place anyone would look for someone."

bon bonne: "(agreeing with tron) babu"

pleakley: "eck! it smells like an ape's uncleaned intestine in here!"

french servbot: "i vould tend to agree. but i am sure zat zee fuzzy thieves probably don't give, how vu say, zee rat's @$$ about zee smell."

ed: "i smell rotten something i-"

(BOOM!!!)

jumba: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

bon bonne: "BABU?!"

(bonnie, clyde, lee & may are blasting everything in the sewer)

may: "do we really have to blow everything up?"

clyde: "pretty much."

jumba: "is experiments and the 2 girls!"

tron bonne: "get 'em, servbot!"

french servbot: "(charging at clyde) YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

(clyde pwns the servbot)

french servbot: "säcre bleu..."

(bon bonne charges for clyde and is locked in a fistfight with him)

bon bonne: "babu!"

clyde: "oh yeah?! well, YOURS is even STUPIDER!"

bon bonne: "BABU!"

clyde: "YOU LEAVE MY @$$ OUT OF THIS!!!"

lee: "get 'em, may!"

(may is now chasing after pleakley)

pleakley: "WAAGH! KEEP AWAY FROM ME!!!"

jumba: "i believe now would be appropriate for you to be piloting huge mech you own, bonne girl."

tron bonne: "right! (presses a button on a remote control)"

(tron bonne's battle mech, gustaff, enters the scene)

tron bonne: "you're going down now, lee!"

lee: "(grabs ed and molds him into a hammer) bring it!"

jumba: "wait, does this mean I have to handle 149?!"

bonnie: "0_0 (pulls out a gun) freeze or i'll shoot!"

jumba: "O.O (puts on a knight's helmet and pulls out a plasma lance) i am not wanting any trouble!"

 

[mars16]

*Hades Battle arena*

Hades:I was waiting for you Kratos.. Its time I got my revenge for you've killed my wife... My beautiful wife Persephone.Now you will suffer as I suffered ... You will pay with you soul

*Hades come out of the darkness and grabs kratos with Clws like figures tide to chains*

+gOD OF WAR MAIN MUSIC+

*Kratos breaks free*

You ok

Kratosa:.... *Swings Blade*

*Haeds and Kratos go at like crazy*

**** you Kratos your tougher then I thought But I want underestimate you any more

*Hades shape shiffs*

*......this will be on hell of a battle

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-DJubFFFS8

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...who knew experiments were so hard to catch.

 

[smashfan666]

jumba: "you have obviously never seen 626 battling 627. is hell of a fight, but also hell on terrain..."

(bonnie pwns jumba with gun)

jumba: "(lies there k.o'd)"

pleakley: "O.O (grabbing may) nobody... pwns... MY... FRIENDS!!! "

bonnie: "oh shi-"

(pleakley pummels bonnie using may as a weapon)

jumba: "(waking up) O.O wow... pleakley is excelling at merciless thrashing of experiment..."

bonnie: "(begging for mercy) alright! I give! you win! I know when i'm beat..."

lee: "(grabs may) YOU USELESS IDIOT!!!"

(lee & may chase after them all)

clyde: "boss! DO SOMETHING!!!"

bonnie: "(holding retro tightly) I CAN'T! I'M TOO SCARED!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*pushes bonnie off of me* No touching. And second, it's quite terrifying, but they're not so smart. Just trailer trash. Anger is a weakness.*smirks* You heard that kankers? T R A I L E R T R A S H!

 

[smashfan666]

(lee has retro in a sleeper hold)

jumba: "...crap."

ed: "THEY ARE NOT OF THIS REALM!!!"

pleakley: "(shouting gibberish)"

jumba: "this is NOT good AT ALL! retro is down, bonnes are kaput, And experiments are now total wussies! ...I give up. ...is hopeless"

???: "don't give up, jumba!"

(marie falls into the sewers)

jumba: "ah! (runs behind marie) DO SOMETHING! they're YOUR sisters!"

marie: "hmm. (charges for may & lee)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Gosh, you smell, kanker woman-man thing! Get off of me!

 

[libertyernie]

*Walking down the street*

Klonoa: Hey Pac, here's a present. *Hands Pac-Man a wrapped present*

Pac-Man: Aww, that's nice of you. *He opens it*

*Rick Astley pops out*

Astley: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

*Pac-Man rolls his eyes*

Klonoa: *To Rick Astley* Thanks, man.

Astley: Hey, no prob. *To Pac-Man* Here's a real present. We made you a cake.

Click for cake

 

[RetroAntonio]

Need some help!

 

[smashfan666]

(marie crashes with unseen Results)

jumba: "a split! wery difficult shot To be picking up."

(lee gets back up)

bonnie: "0.0 oh hell..."

lee: "(snarling)"

jumba: "one second. where the hell is narrator? He's been missing for MONTHS now!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

You're right...unless! *rips off lee's hair* He's been hiding here the whole time!

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "okay, okay. (rips off lee kanker disguise) you got me. but who is disguised as may?"

may: "AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! (removes disguise and is actually The Interesting Twins From Beneath The Mountain)

girl: "ENOUGH OF THIS!!!! you are-"

boy: "-a pesky bunch"

(they summon a giant robot)

both: "NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

pleakley: "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!"

narrator: "i'm getting the hell OUTTA HERE!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

AGH! This isn't good! Shall we call Godzilla?

 

[smashfan666]

(pops out of the ground, everyone else dropping in) no need!

jumba: "aha! smashfan! 0.0 why are you now strange mushroom kingdom plant?"

long story. but i found something i recognize that might help!

(spits out experiment 606 *aka Holio*)

jumba: "(spits out coffee) 606?! when did you find-?!"

that's a long story, too.

holio: "*purrs*"

jumba: "i think i see where you are getting at! if we put 606 into giant mechanical device and he activates his powers inside it, interesting twins problem will be over!"

pleakley: "using THAT little monster?! i guess it's worth a shot..."

ready, little guy?

holio: "uh-huh!"

great! bonnie, clyde, you need to launch him into the interesting twins' robot!

bonnie & clyde: "gotcha'!"

(bonnie loads holio into clyde's arm cannon)

bonnie: "ready... aim..."

clyde: "FIRE!!! (shoots holio at the robot)"

holio: "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

(holio crashes into the robot)

bonnie: "bulls-eye!"

(alarm in the robot goes off)

both: "WHATWASTHAT?!"

(holio turns into a black hole inside the the robot which sucks it in)

interesting twins from beneath the mountain: "WE'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

(the black hole disappears and holio lands on his feet)

holio: "hehehehe!"

tron bonne: "(waking up from coma) uuugh, what happened? (notices holio) ooh, what's that thing?! (cuddling holio) it's super-cute!"

jumba: "is genetic experiment 606. made to generate black hole that sucks in ANYTHING!"

tiesel bonne: "and it got that robot GOOD!"

625: "wouldn't ya' know it. (scratches holio's chin) holio here just saved our skins!"

holio: "*purrs*"

tiesel bonne: "now there's the matter of pay."

jumba: "eh, we got this. (hands tiesel the money)"

tiesel bonne: "what is this sh*t?!"

jumba: "exactly 200 earth dollars. in-"

tiesel bonne: "that was BEFORE property damage charges, health charges, and other such stuff, (punches numbers in a calculator) which now comes up to about....."

(CHA-CHING!)

tiesel bonne: "let's just say it isn't chump change.... (holds calculator up to jumba)"

jumba: "ACK! (falls over)"

pleakley: "(looking at total price) do you take interest?"

(while the fighters west are negotiating with the bonnes, we are walking out with bonnie, clyde, and holio)

now we just have to return the stuff bonnie and clyde stole.

(later, at bonnie & clyde's hideout)

bonnie: "(opening door) it's all right in- (sees something) WHAT THE?!"

(we all get in and see that everything is gone)

all: "WHAT THE F**K?!"

(bonnie picks up a note)

clyde: "what's it say?"

We got everything back from bonnie and clyde, and don't worry, we're sure it's all returned to it's proper owners. thank you and have a nice day.

-Smashboards City Police Department.

+credits music: SSBB boss battle+

---{CREDITS}---

--{characters}--

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - main character 2

marx - smashfan's friend

dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland

escargoon - dedede's assistant

marie kanker - tricky sneak

spat - the all-fibber

wham bam jewel - jewel golem

rouge - treasure/jewel hunter

experiment 625/reuben - sandwich lover

toaster - an electric toaster

lampy - a desklamp

radio - a multichannel radio

blanky - an electric blanket

kirby - a vacuum

finn - righteous adventurer

jake - finn's shapeshifting talking dog

princess bubblegum - princess of the candy kingdom

sonic - fastest thing alive

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer

numbuh 362 - KND supreme leader

rex - providence's secret weapon

agent six - providence agent

bobo haha - rex's friend

giygas - ex-embodiment of evil

olimar - only hocotate freight employee of any merit

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, commander of the halberd.

fireman.exe - fire netnavi

galacta knight - greatest warrior in the galaxy

experiment 606/holio - one of jumba's genetic experiments

experiment 149/bonnie - one of jumba's genetic experiments

experiment 150/clyde - one of jumba's genetic experiments

tiesel bonne - oldest of the bonne trio

tron bonne - middle of the bonne trio

bon bonne - youngest of the bonne trio

numbuh 274 - leader of forum fighter command, supreme leader over all forum fighters

marceline - leader of the forum fighters west

dr. jumba jookiba - reformed evil scientist

agent wendy pleakley - jumba's sidekick

elecman.exe - electricity attributed netnavi

the eds - cartoon network staples, forum fighters west 'special ops' agents

narrator - narrator for the storyline, returned (back and better than ever!)

interesting twins from beneath the mountain - covert spy warriors, main antagonists

--{locations}--

smashboards city

forum fighters west HQ

smashboards city museum

forum fighter HQ

sewer system

warehouse

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, you know the drill by now. if not, go f**k yourself.

And so Bonnie, Clyde, and Holio were returned to the remains of the island.

Everything bonnie and clyde stole was returned to it's proper home.

the fighters west owe the bonne family over a whole lotta' dinero, but i think they'll work something out...

and everything was returned to normal.

---{THE END, FOR NOW}---

 

[libertyernie]

Corona: Hey, I've got a bunch of money that I found when I took care of those monsters on the beach.

Tails: And I have some too. It was floating. So I grabbed it.

Sparkster: I spent it all on my jetpack. :/

Klonoa: I didn't have any in the first place. I really need a job.

{Cut to Klonoa's job: shortstop for the Minnesota Twins}

Klonoa: Where the heck is Hardy? He's so much better than I am?

Mauer: {shrugs} It's spring training. He's probably doin' something else. But we need somebody to play shortshop. {pats Klonoa on the back} And you're really not that bad.

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "it is now SUMMER TIME! :D and yeah, y'know what that means!"

(cut to forum fighter command center, where numbuh 274 & the grand councilwoman are playing what appears to be either R-Type or Gradius.)

narrator: "no monitoring, because of summer vacation!"

(cut to the sunburned ice cream guy (how did he survive? was he off-island at the time of the explosion?) walking out of an ice cream shop)

narrator: "no living in fear, because of summer vacation."

(a skateboarder (possibly one of the Extreme Teen Team) zips past the sunburned ice cream tourist, and his ice cream suddenly flies off the cone, landing on the ground)

(cut to wilfre & hamsterviel eating a helluva lot of ice pops)

narrator: "not even any villain treachery (quickly) inthiscorneroftheglobe (normal speed) because of summer vacation!"

wilfre: "ah, summer. the only time even we villains just max & relax... (puts on swim trunks with baby ducks on them)"

hamsterviel: "really? baby ducks?"

wilfre: "who doesn't like baby ducks?"

(hamsterviel throws a red ice pop at wilfre)

wilfre: "(licks off ice pop) mmm... red flavored!"

SUMMER TIME!

(cut to forum fighter HQ)

ahh, summer vacation. everything going well.... except for that oil spill in the gulf of mexico

(FWOOOOOOO!!!)

dedede: "wonder how hot it is out there?"

625: "let's go check."

(625 & dedede are outside next to strong sad on a wall)

625: "(whispering) first, put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on that flip of his."

(dedede puts a spoon of hoisin sauce on strong sad's head)

625: "now for step 2. (wakes up strong sad) hey, double-S, how hot it is right now?"

strong sad: "current temperatures: 97-98 degrees. chance of rain: 25%."

(dedede & 625 are backing away)

strong sad: "wind: south-southwest at 12 miles per hour. i'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce."

(625 & dedede are back inside)

dedede: "97-to-98."

!!! the high nineties! we all know what THAT means!

all: "COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!!!! :DDDD"

dedede: "in that public pool that we've always had, that we use all the time! and the school has always had an elevator!"

(cut to finn & jake)

finn: "cool time!"

jake: "pool time!"

(cut to bonnie & clyde)

clyde: "cool time?"

bonnie: "pool time!"

(cut to garfield & odie)

garfield: "cool time!"

odie: "(barks twice) (panting)"

garfield: "okay, down odie, heel!"

(everyone who's ever appeared so far ever and the some rushes off to the public pool (which is surprisingly huge) and are now swimming)

hamsterviel: "(imitating airplane while swimming really fast)"

(strong bad is apparently the pool lifeguard)

strong bad: "alright, ya' little sacks-o'-crap. especially so i never have to use this weird foamy thing, lemme explain the pool rules:"

{NO P IN THE OOL RULES}
{WELCOME TO OUR 'OOL!}
{1. Please note that there is no "shock everyone in it" in it. please keep it that way}

strong bad: "sparky, don't even try it!"

sparky: "shootah!"

{2. No roughhorsing}
{3. No house-rousing}
{4. No fur-shedding}

hamsterviel: "!!! i should.... probably get out, then...."

strong bad: "also, no alien whales, no furries, no robots. no netnavis. but those four aren't very widely enforced. but MOST IMPORTANTLY, after you eat: wait three full days, have an ear-candling, and press UP, A, and START, before re-entering the pool."

strong bad, i think you should add "Keep Strong Mad & the Giant Magnet off the freakin' high dive for pete sake, man!"

(the giant magnet is dropped onto the high dive)

dark aeris (HE'S ALIVE?!?!?!): "EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL!!!!"

(everyone immediately evacuates the pool)

(the giant magnet splashes down into the pool and gets water everywhere and wrecks the pool)

strong bad: "broken pool... you guys know the drill..."

(everyone exits the public pool)

(numbuh 274, pantsman, & shadow marx (haven't seen him in a while) get out of there with tools they apparently brought with them)

(everyone is waiting outside)

...

ice king: "who want's a shave ice while we wait for the pool to get fixed?"

(experiment 523 (Slushy) and ice king are apparently preparing hawaiian shave ice)

knuckles: "(b*tch-slaps ice king) BE SERIOUS!!!!"

numbuh 274: "i could go for some shave ice right now."

no, knuckles is right. this IS serious. until the pool's fixed, we need something else to do.

singers: "LIKE MAYBE-"

random guy: "building a go-kart or fighting a-"

fireman.exe: "(interrupting) I NEVER LIKED THAT SHOW!!!!"

random guy: "okay okay, jeez! just a suggestion, man. no need to get all fiery on me."

(sizzle)

fireman: "dammit, i melted my shave ice!"

elecman.exe: "you don't have a mouth, dude."

tv.com trivia box: "this is the 2'nd time smashfan & the forum fighters put aside their differences with the villains"

master shake: "dude, we know that, text box! (shoves it out of the way)"

finbar calamitous: "considering the giant magnet weighs about 1,000,647.55 ounces and he's the size of a freakin' HOUSE!!!"

(the magnet backs away with an embarrassed expression)

finbar calamitous: "and the repairing skills and incompetence of the pool repairmen crew, i'd say the pool will be completely repaired as soon as 3-to-4 weeks."

eddy & numbuh 86: "4 WEEKS?!"

(both look at eachother)

jumba: "i say we go to somewhere until-"

escargoon: "go somewhere? are you suggesting???"

escargoon & dedede: "ROAD TRIP!!! W00T!!!"

(we are all on a ridiculously huge bus (how else do you expect we'd all fit?) driving everywhere)

dedede & escargoon: "road trip! road trip! rolololololooooooooaaaaaaaaAAAAAD TRIP!!!!!!"

jumba: "whaaaaa?"

625: "that's just something they do on road-"

dedede & escargoon: "road trip! road trip! rololololoooooooooaaaaaaaaAAAAAD TRIP!!!!!!"

625: "trips..."

jumba: "oh."

625: "and it's probably best not to MENTION the phrase, (whispering) road trip, (normal) in front of them. "

(we get caught in traffic)

jumba: "eh, i'm sure it'll go by quickly."

(12 hours later)

jumba: "AAAGH.... what is this light, PAINTED RED?!?! *sigh*"

(jumba is flipping between radio's stations)

rick astley: "We're no strangers to love-"

(switch)

singer: "(singing in japanese)"

+track playing: i can't drive 55+

jumba: "perfect! *singing along* I CANNOT DRIVE, FIFTY FIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"

625: "XP prepare a eulogy, that song has just been MURDERED...."

(a few hours later)

eddy: "(suddenly up front with jumba & reuben) grrrrRRRAH COME ON!!! GREEN MEANS GO, JACKA$$!!!"

numbuh 86: "(walks up front) WHOEVER'S IN FRONT OF US, (honks car horn) MOVE IT!!!!"

jumba: "(to 625) sheesh. who snuck an earth wasp into HER undergarments?"

ice king: "(eavesdropping) i know. sheesh, grum-py"

(and yet still later)

eddy: "WE'RE STILL HERE... OH MY GOD, WHY ISN'T THAT TRUCK MOVING?!"

(jumba uses some kind of scanner on the truck in front of us)

jumba: "is broken down truck."

(we drive right past it)

it's pretty strange... why would a truck that LOOKS like it's in perfect condition be broken down right in the middle of the road?

wilfre: "i know, even I wouldn't try that. and i'm the most dangerous out of anyone here..."

marx: "yup..."

meatwad: "(holding a bunch of ice pops) ice pops, anyone?"

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Rolling down the hill towards the party* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA- *hits a rock sending me airborn, then I land snapping the bed in half and the top half of my body is scraping against the ground at breakneck speed* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ice pops! *takes one* I love me icey pops. *nomnomnom* ALmost as much as I love road trips!

 

[smashfan666]

625: "*sigh* i'm BORED..."

jumba: "i am for to agree."

ed: "i got an idea! let's do something!"

...uuuuuuh... howzabout an Epicroll type thing?!

all: "YEAH!!!"

jumba: "perfect! while i concentrate on driving, you all do in your epicroll merryment, have fun! (soundproofs the driver's seat)"

EPICROLL TYPE THING SPREADSHEET

1. rickroll: smashfan666
2. fresh prince of bel-air: Blargy
3. **** in mah pants: leo & aeris.
4. what what in the butt: 625/reuben
5. d*ck in a box: dedede & escargoon
6. all your base: gantu
7. chocolate rain: numbuh 362
8. crush on obama: retroantonio & escargoon
9. ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny: narrator
10. numa numa: hamsterviel
11. THIS IS SPARTA!!!: ice king
12. you are a pirate: all
13. by then it just loops for a while until something happens

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU-

(continued at blargy's part)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(If Blargy came here, I'm sure he'd do it...but he's not gonna do it most likely. Although 5 and 8, with 12, I LOVE IT. Matched perfectly)

 

[MPH Deku]

(( Just gonna say that even if Blargy DID come here to try that he'd probably have some kind of brain hemmorhage due to massive confusion. Poor kid can't handle heavy plot lines and the things going on here are something else, for sure... ))

 

[smashfan666]

(((yeah, if Blargy did come here i suppose that would happen... he probably hasn't even seen ONE let's play. and let's face it, he's probably experienced some childhood trauma that made him the emo shut-in he is now...)))

 

[RetroAntonio]

(((lol...then add him in cheaply)))

*cardboard cutout of blargy's icon badly drawn on a box appears on screen*

Down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I...

*cardboard box explodes*

THAT WAS OUR ONLY BOX

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "*snickers* d*ck in a box..."

leo: "**** IN MAH PAHNTS! don't tell your friends or i'll say you're a sl*t, plus it's your fault you were rubbing my-"

625: "butt, i said what what in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in-"

dedede & escargoon: "a box! every single holiday, D*CK IN A BOX! over at your-"

gantu: "base- your base- base- base- all your base- are belong-"

numbuh 362: "to fall back down again, CHOCOLATE RAIN! history quickly crashing through-"

 

[RetroAntonio]

'Cause I've got a crush on Obama. (Yep, Escargoon is now the president for a bit. XD) I cannot wait 'til 2008 Baby you're

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! of ultimate destiny, GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, and EXPLOSIONS! as far as the i can see, AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER-"

hamsterviel: "hoo, ma-i-eh-ho! ma-i-eh-HA-HA!"

ice king: "PAR PA-PAR-PAR-PARPARPAR TA TA TA TA-TA TA-TATATA PAR PAR PA-PAR PAR PARPARPAR TA TA TA TA-TA TA-TATATA this, is, SPARTA! this-"

everyone: "is alright with me! do what you want cuz' a pirate is free! you-"

UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU-

cardboard blargy: "down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there, i'll tell you how i-"

leo: "**** IN MAH PAHNTS! don't tell your friends or i'll say you're a sl*t, plus it's you're fault you were rubbin' my-"

625: "butt, i said what what in the butt, you wanna' do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in-"

(CRAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!)

jumba: "(apparently flipping off the driver we just crashed into) NEXT TIME EITHER YOU ARE TO BE SPEEDING UP OR GETTING OFF THE ROAD, JACKA$$!!! (to us) slow driver..."

0_0 okay, who here knows how to fix a car?

(everyone is looking at jumba)

jumba: "woah, NOT to be looking at me! i am evil genius, NOT mechanic."

625: "(already fixing up the motor) i could probably fix this crapshack up, but it's gonna take some time, and a WHOLE LOT of sandwiches."

so while reuben's fixing the gigant-RV, what say we explore a bit? good thing we crashed at niagara falls.

double d: "it DOES make a good stop for cross-country road trips."

(everyone except edd & 625 goes off to kill time)

625: "you guys go on ahead, sockhead and i got it from here!"

(edd & 625 both take a bite out of a large sandwich)

(MONTAGE!!!)

+montage music: K2G+

(marie and spat are swimming up the falls and canoeing back down)

both: "W0000000000000T!!!!"

(escargoon is holding a camera while dedede stands in a leaning pose over the railing)

escargoon: "(tries to take the picture, but nothing happens) [aww sh*t, is this thing outta' film?]"

dedede: "(starting to topple) take the picture, take the picture! take it, take it! TAKE IT! TAKE THE PICTURE!!! (falls off) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

(thud!!!)

topi from nin10doh: "BAWK!"

(gantu comes out of a saloon dressed like a sheriff)

gantu: "ahem. aloha, pardner! (fires gun into the air)"

(eddy takes a picture of that)

(after a few seconds, a goose falls down from the sky)

(jumba is doing a handstand on the railing)

jumba: "hey pleakley! feast your eyes upon this! I AM HOLDING ONTO THE RAILING AND- (toppling) wo-wo-WO-WOAH!!! (falls off)"

(at the bottom of the falls)

dedede: "once ya' get past the actual fall, it's kinda like freeflying!"

(lin chung is painting the falls)

lin chung: "such a sight to behold... (resumes painting)"

(ice king is making an ice sculpture of the falls)

ice king: "i know, right?!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

WATER. Unlike most cats, I've taken a liking to water. *takes a long straw and feasts upon the watery falls*

 

[smashfan666]

ignignokt: "...i do not see the point of this waterfall, err."

err: "(putting away a camera) erm, uh, yeah, pointless, yeah..."

(625 & double-D are still working on the Gigant-RV)

625: "laser scalpel"

double-d: "(hands him a laser scalpel) check."

(625 does re-connects some wires with it)

625: "flazookian cartridge clip."

double D: "(hands him some kind of strange alien device) this it?"

625: "(does something we can't quite tell what it is with it) pickle"

double D: "(hands him one) i kinda found this one on the floorboards"

625: "perfect!"

(finn is on a nearby rock holding his sword high in the air)

finn: "hey jake, get a shot of this!"

(jake snaps a photo)

jake: "oh, now THAT'S going into the yearbook for SURE, man!"

(montage ends)

(now everyone is on a tour boat in rain parkas)

*sigh* this is a great place, aint' it?

dexter: "you said it!"

gantu: "(hears the falls coming up) i think we're coming up on the falls"

may: "well, now what?"

i suggest we put our hoods up.

(everyone except lee & may puts the hoods of their parkas up)

may: "why?"

(SPLASH!!!!)

(lee & may are SOAKED!!!)

lee: "does my hair look okay?"

marx: "i hope double D & reuben haven't had any problems with the Gigant-RV"

(625 & double D are finished)

an angel: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *chokes* s'cuze me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

625: "well, we're all done!"

(everyone is back)

alright, where too next?

clyde: "OOH! OOH! ME! ME! ME!"

clyde?

clyde: "new york city!"

(everyone gets in the Gigant-RV)

jumba: "then to the big well-known city it is!"

(we all drive off to new york city)

(SKREEEEECH!)

jumba: "(apparently flipping off the same driver from before) WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?!"

jake spidermonkey: "sheesh, he sure has caught a case of road rage"

jake: "hey, i just noticed something. you're jake spidermonkey..."

jake spidermonkey: "yeah."

jake: "and i'm jake the dog..."

(both smirk)

jake spidermonkey: "he's got my name!"

adam lyon: "jake!"

jake: "he's got my name!"

finn: "jake?!"

(all laughing)

plankton: "i don't get it..."

(HUGE TRAFFIC JAM...)

johnny test: "0.0 UNBELIEVABLE..."

dedede: "oh come ONNNN... ANOTHER traffic jam?!?!"

this is a really odd clustered traffic schedule...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow, we have so many people. I've always wanted to meet Jake!

Jake: But I've been here for a while man!

No, not you, the spidermonkey.

Jake Spidermonkey: Oh, me. Well its came true! TADA! *does lulworthy pose*

...Cool. Well, I'm going to cuddle with Escargoon now kthxbai

Escargoon: OH NO WAIIIIIIIII

 

[smashfan666]

jumba: "aah, for to be screwing it... (engages the Gigant-RV's underside jets and we fly aside onto the road right next to it, which is empty as a blank piece of paper)"

(we continue driving)

jumpy ghostface: "(waving to the traffic jam) so long... hours of waiting! (puts carrot in mouth as if it were a cigar)"

(sets on a fresh pot of coffee) it's gonna be a while until we reach new york, i can tell that much. (bites an ice pop)

dedede: "(inhales a negative ion)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Tis good yall. I like cars. (noms on ice pop) It's so good with these ice pops. MEGUHMANN icon is real cool too.

 

[gamEvan]

and inside the icepop was ice land. thugnasty and gangstalicious had they're rivalry their. thats when gangstalicious came up with his new song.

+ music: i got shot

 

[smashfan666]

hamsterviel: "(finds an impossibly random mushroom) woah, i wonder what this is? (eats it & trips out)"

+song: Underwater Friends by Toki Wartooth+

hamsterviel: "(perfect impersonation of Toki) Underwater friends, you are my underwater, underwater friends!"

(yeah, yeah, yeah.)

hamsterviel: "yeah, you my best friends now, let's all cheer!"

chorus: "YA' GOTTA COME DOWN HERE ONCE A YEAR!"

hamsterviel: "yeah, i'll lives in liquid oxygen and drinks my own pee. it tastes like coffee 'cause i had some effin' coffee before i comes down here to say-"

hamsterviel & the chorus: "UNDERWATER, UNDERWATER, UNDERWATER FRIENDS...."

(in reality, hamsterviel is spinning around like a top and juggling spheres of antimatter *no, really!*)

hamsterviel: "hahahaha!"

dedede: "holy... saul... malone..."

narrator: "so remember, kids. (zooms camera in on hamsterviel) THIS is your gerbil on drugs..."

hmasterviel: "wheeeeeee, i'm so high i don't even care anymore!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*show egg in the process of cooking*

This. Is your brain on drugs...any questions?

 

[smashfan666]

(SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

jumba: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!"

(SPLASH!!!!! we land in the water)

pleakley: "well... at least the gigant-rv survived!"

fuse: "thank god... and hey, things can't possibly get any WORSE! especially not right n-"

aeris: "(slapping the sh*t out of fuse) ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL KILLED?!?!?!"

(a giant wave is headed for the Gigant-RV)

all: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

FREEZE IT! FREEEEEEEZE IT! *holds on to escargoon*

If we get lost, I'm getting lost with my boyfriennnd.

Escargoon: B-boyfriend? One second please. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNokayimdone

 

[smashfan666]

everyone who can use ice, help me with this!

(ice king, slushy, marx, marx soul, ben (as arctiguana), jumba (using a laser pistol loaded with ice), numbuh 86, numbuh 362, numbuh 20000, numbuh 60, numbuh 274 (all 5 using F.R.A.P.P.E's), chilly, an ice machine, kevin E. levin (having absorbed ice), and me are ALL freezing the wave (it was a VERY HUGE WAVE...))

W00T!

numbuh 274: "now that that's overwith, let's try and get this thing to shore"

(dedede is whacking the sea)

625: "do i have to ask what the hell you're doing?"

dedede: "(reaches into the water and puts ice into a soda) that's gonna quench my thirst GOOD!"

what the???

(notices that, along with the wave, the layer of water in a 5 mile radius of the gigant-RV is frozen)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......

numbuh 274: "well, everybody grab a soda. we've got some ice to get off!"

(everyone is now putting chunks of ice into glasses full of soda)

hamsterviel: "(no longer tripping out) NOBODY SAYS A F**KING WORD..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

I love Coke. *sipsipsip* It's so good.