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[libertyernie]

Tails: (gets off the cell phone) OK. Anyone know anyone with ice powers?

Sparkster: Not really.

Klonoa: I don't think so.

Corona: I think I know someone who could help...

{He gets out his cell phone}

Corona: Hey, Penguy. It's Cory... Yeah, well, there's some fight going on, and we're all to lazy to help. But they need some ice. You up for it? ... OK, cool. Tell me how it goes. {He closes the phone}

Klonoa: I thought his name was Chilly.

Corona: Oh, you must have played the American version. Yeah, everyone has different names. And it has so many typos. Geez. For once the Europeans got a better deal.

{Cut to two kids; Kid 2 is playing a Genesis}

Kid 1: {points at the screen} Did they just misspell "shoes" as "shes"?

Kid 2: Yeah, they did. {keeps playing}

 

[smashfan666]

(later, all the glasses are full, but not all the ice is off the gigant-rv *but at least we're broken off from the frozen wave*)

625: "aww, great. NOW what?!"

i got an idea! pharaoh man's pharaoh shot uses heat, right? so i think i'll just shoot it with that while fireman helps me out! how hard can that be?

(fireman.exe shoots a fire blast at the remaining ice and i shoot a pharaoh shot. but they just bounce off)

HIT THE DECK!

(we both duck)

fireman.exe: "ooooh, dizzang. that's just grizzeat..."

numbuh 362: "looks like only the most hot fire-user can get THIS to melt."

duffman: "and duffman thinks it's gotta be HOT! REEEEEEALY.... hot!"

...guess i better find a pic of Thrax, then.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Thrax? Who's Thrax?

 

[smashfan666]

never mind, heat man'll do.

(uses atomic fire on the ice)

leo: "y'know, i just noticed something... (ENGRISH UP AHEAD!!!) why come there is no villain?"

master shake: "heh, it's ****ing summer!"

leo: "y'know, this may or may not be relevant, but i heard smashfan say something about developing a fanfic!"

okay, okay, you got me... i'll tell what's of it so far...

(4 chapters of the fanfic later)

and scene!

---CREDITS---

no no no, not now! did that sound like the storyline was over? get back up there!

(credits disappear)

aeris: "would i REALLY go with some goon called 'Leo IV'?"

leo: "('wario' accent) IF YA' WANNA SAVE THE TIMELINE, YOU WOULD!"

wilfre: "i mean really, all that just for what happened in comic 259?"

you would not believe how pissed i was...

625: "that villain sounds creepy. a dark version of leo with wings, red eyes & a black & red version of leo's clothes? that sounds like something that'd even make UNICRON or BASEMENT CAT crap their pants."

meatwad: "i know, right? but hey, at least he ain't real, or that's be a big... BIIIIIIIIG problem..."

yep, and as long as that's true, we're all safe... unless i accidentally touch the amulet of thought while having thought of him, in which case, we'd be SO screwed...

dedede: "smash, go long!"

hyah!

(i accidentally grab the amulet of thought *which is what dedede threw instead of a whizbee*)

oh crapping MONKEY hell...

(HUGE SHOCK!!! the villain that 625/reuben described *known as Evil Leo* manifests itself)

Evil Leo: "ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

leo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE EVIL ME!!!"

how the hell did i get thrown the AMULET OF THOUGHT?

(dedede is standing next to a box labeled 'Ancient Smashboards Amulets', which he steps in frond of in attempt to block the label)

dedede: "(embarrased) i don't know..."

Evil Leo: "finally, after so many months. trapped. trapped in the thoughts of this writer. no longer... i am FREE!!!!! :flame:"

tv.com trivia box: "Evil Leo is the second 'original' villain in smashboards. (fourth if you count blargy & time lord)"

master shake: "shut the hell up, you friggin' BOX! (shoves the trivia box aside)"

Evil Leo: "and now, the first thing i'm going to do is... TAKE OVER... :| uuuuh..... excuse me, what plain of existence am i on?"

smashboards?

Evil Leo: "TAKE OVER SMASHBOARDS!!!!"

...but it's summer.

hamsterviel: "when we all co-exist as equals?"

jumba: "and do whatever fun stuff people do during summer in-"

Evil Leo: "don't care! (flying away) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

wilfre: "crap, he's one of those 'summer doesn't matter' villains."

okay, everyone. there's an evil version of leo going around trying to take over everything. i say we get to shore, warn everyone and stop him!

jumba: "i'll engage the gigant-rv swim mode!"

(Gigant-RV sputters)

jumba: "oh no. systems are still frozen!"

i got it!

(heats up the systems of the gigant-rv)

(swim mode engages we go to shore)

wilfre: "for once i'd like a summer that STAYS summer..."

 

[libertyernie]

Corona: Hey guys! Penguy's back!

Everyone else: PENGUY!!!

Coach Z: PINGOY!!!

Klonoa: (imitating Strong Bad's voice) Where did you come from?

Coach Z: Well, there was this big explosion with the wavy blast rings!

Tails: So popular lately!

Coach Z: So I think I'm gonna just hang out here 'till there's another one!

Tim (the raccoon in my av): Hang on. I'm still typing. (taps furiously on an iPod touch)

Whoa. Let's recap who's in the room:

*Corona the human
*Penguy the penguin
*Tails the fox
*Sparkster the possum
*Tim the raccoon (who might or might not be me)
*Klonoa
*Coach Z

 

[smashfan666]

(later, in new york city)

we've gotta stop Evil Leo before he takes over smashboards! we're gonna split up and try to search for him.

team 1: double-d, aeris, gantu, retroantonio, escargoon, dedede.

team 2: smashfan666, marx, wilfre, jumba, bonnie, clyde.

team 3: meta knight, galacta knight, blade knight, sword knight, numbuh 86, eddy.

stationed at Gigant-RV: everyone else.

let's go!

(team 1 heads uptown, team 2 downtown, and team 3 midtown)

{WITH TEAM 1}

escargoon: "smashfan probably known a lot about this guy, since he imagined him. so he must know all his powers and how we can defeat him!"

(Evil Leo appears in front of them)

Evil Leo: "i got you! :flame:"

dedede: "AAAAHHH!!!!"

Evil Leo: "and i also got these! (holds up a couple experiment pods) ta-da!"

gantu: "experiment pods!"

double-d: "YOU PUT THOSE DOWN!"

Evil Leo: "gladly (evil smirk), (drops pods into a glass of water)"

aeris: "NONONOWAITDONTDROPTHE- -_- well, we're f**ked..."

(experiments activate. the experiments are 619 (splodyhead) 010 (felix) 515 (deforestator) 502 (yang) 505 (ploot) 358 (manners) and 613 (yaarp))

deforestator: "chubicheeba!"

Evil Leo: "hmm... so THESE are what the experiments look like... i like the one with the cannon-looking schnoz..."

splodyhead: "(chuckles)"

(Evil Leo grabs splodyhead)

Evil Leo: "sayonara, dead meat! (flies away) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

aeris: "(backing away) nice puffy thing... good thing with the craters on it's back..."

yang: "nala kweshta! (tackles aeris)"

aeris: "OH GOD, NOT THE FACE!!!"

narrator: "evil leo has left the scene with experiment 619! and has left 6 other experiments to handle team 1. will they be able to beat these experiments? will smashfan find out that Evil Leo knows about the experiments before it's too late? and will i EVER get around to beating tabuu on super smash bros. brawl?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!! man, it's GREAT to say that again! "

 

[RetroAntonio]

Cmon Narrator, Tabuu is easy! Pit, Snake, and a bit of powerhouse is all you need XD or change Pit for Lucas or Ness. WE have really big problems. I think they just need a hug. :3 *hugs yang* Nyaaaaa, give in to the cuddling...or I'll eat you in a sandvich.

 

[libertyernie]

*A giant slime crashes into the room*

Sparkster: Giant slime alert! Everybody get into position!

*Tails gets out a bomb. He kicks it over to Klonoa, who jumps, then drops it to propel himself upward. Sparkster, who is using a jetpack to fly, grabs Klonoa's hat and throws it like a boomerang. It comes back with a pillow, which falls into the slime's mouth.

Big Slime: thnx.

Tails: o u talk in txt lang 2? U need t9.

 

[smashfan666]

escargoon: "are you outta' your mind?! these are deadly experi-"

yang: "hahaha! (wraps around retro)"

escargoon: "o_O hmm... (thinkthinkplot)"

(felix is chasing after double d)

felix: "dirty, dirty, DIRTY!"

double d: "(running) I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I SHOWER REGULARLY!!!"

(Yaarp corners dedede)

dedede: "oh god, what do you do?!"

yaarp: "(EMITS A VERY VERY LOUD NOISE THAT DEAFENS DEDEDE)"

(escargoon heads yaarp off)

escargoon: "(pulls out a chip) want some?"

(yaarp slowly crawls toward escargoon, reaching for the chips)

escargoon: "(hands yaarp the bag of chips) that oughta' do it."

yaarp: ":D WOO! (face-dives into chips)"

escargoon: "sire, are you alright?"

dedede: "(deaf from yaarp's effects) WHAT?"

(gantu & aeris are surrounded by the rest of the experiments *i.e. deforestator, ploot, & manners*)

(ploot is cleaning up all the pollution in the area)

aeris: "what good's a war machine that actually cleans up mess?"\

(a short time later, ploot is now a huge, monstrous beast bent on covering the place in PURE POLLUTION!!!)

aeris: "me and my big mouth..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

Okay...warned you. *falls over and rolls over to a tree* First, we will need some tasty sauce. Sap. *cuts tree with claws and get sticky sap on Yang*

 

[smashfan666]

yang: "(shakes around) naga! (hugs retro) friend!"

(teams 2 & 3 are over the horizon)

we saw everything. now we just have to get the other experiments, and get back to business.

jumba: "if i remember correctly, combination of stinky air fresheners defeats 505..."

...and?

jumba: "(trying extremely hard to remember) i do not remember the rest..."

625: "figures. when kawaii blew, most of ya' DID lose your memory..."

dedede: "maybe we can help!"

(dedede and escargoon come over with a reformed Yaarp.)

escargoon: "this guy can use all kinds of alarming noises."

so, let's do it!

(cue the megaman-style screen with the 3 experiments on it. ploot, manners, & deforestator)

(manners is selected on the stage select screen)

(retroantonio & yang are transported into a mansion-like stage)

+stage music: Astro Man's Stage (megaman 8)+

(jumba contacts retroantonio on a communicator)

jumba: "retroantonio, are you to be hearing me? 358 is wery, wery dangerous experiment. can make all he sprinkles special dust from finger onto so polite that they cannot fight back. you need special full-body suits i developed SPECIALLY to protect against 358's powers. i am believing it is somewhere in left wing of stage."

(marx, marie, pleakley, hamsterviel, yaarp, 625/reuben, aeris, leo, wilfre, may, and myself are transported in, too)

jumba: "might help if we split up and find it."

(jumba is also teleported in)

(numbuh 86 is now on the communicator instead)

numbuh 86: "good luck, everyone"

(communicator clicks off)

okay, we need to go into small, leaderless search parties to find those manners-proof suits. heres the layout:

team 1: retroantonio, yang.

team 2. leo, aeris.

team 3. jumba, pleakley.

team 4. smashfan666, marx.

team 5. marie, may.

team 6. wilfre, hamsterviel.

team 7. yaarp, reuben.

jumba: "then let us to be going!"

(at the west wing of the stage, we split up and go through 7 corridors)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Aight, got ya. I think I see some smile around there. Do not step in--*steps in a puddle of smile of accident* CRAP! It's hurting me, and it's sticky and I'm just stuck! Help me out here?

 

[smashfan666]

yang: "(pulls retro out)"

(very shiny mettools surround them)

yang: "0.0 shootah!"

(with team 2)

leo: "this castle is.... huge...."

(they hear something and look through an ajar door, seeing a strange portal)

both: "WTF?!?!?!"

(they close the door and see a silhouette of Evil Leo's Fortress)

leo: "great, first there's a villain giving a bad name to YOUR ugly mug, now someone's defacing ME! ...i suppose it is a good resemblance, though."

aeris: "yeah, looks just like you."

leo: "i have a feeling this might be important later on..."

(with team 3)

(jumba & pleakley are checking closets)

(broom closet)

jumba: "nope."

(guitar closet)

pleakley: "not here"

(coffee closet)

jumba: "not here either..."

(closet with A LIVE BOMB!!!)

both: "HOLY SHI-"

(BOOM!!!!!)

(jumba & pleakley unzip soot-covered clear suits, revealing themselves completely unscathed)

jumba: "good thing we were wearing clear-colored bomb blast skin."

(with team 4)

it's good to get a ride again.

marx: "you said it!"

(we come up on a box)

what???

marx: "a... box?"

(the box turns into a midboss of GIHUGEIC preportions)

WHAT ARE THE F**KING ODDS?!

mid boss: "ELIMINATE... ELIMINATE... ELIMINATE..."

let's beat that thing to high hell!

marx: "let's do it!"

(marx and i fly towards the midboss)

(with team 5)

(marie is whacking mettools *using may as a weapon*)

(with team 6)

(wilfre & hamsterviel are zipping down through on a buggy made of shadow goo)

wilfre: "WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

hamsterviel: "(getting sick) slow down, wilfre.... i think i'm gonna... (HURK)"

wilfre: "do it on my buggy, and it'll be the last thing you do... D:<"

(snipers surround them)

wilfre: " UNBELEIVABLE!!!"

(with team 7)

625: "the place seems barren... where are the enemies?"

(they pass a sign that says "visitor safe zone, NO TROOPS, METS, OR OTHER ENEMIES!")

625: "huh... that's convenient... where's the kitchen?"

(they come on a door marked "da' kitchen")

625: "heh, ain't that a co-inky-dink?"

(reuben starts fixing up a few sandwiches)

yaarp: "(FWOOOOMP!)"

625: "you said it! this place's got EVERYTHING!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Metools...okay. *kicks one over and stomps it into pieces* KICK THEM OVER! THEY ARE LIKE TURTLES

 

[smashfan666]

(yang shoots hot magma at the metools, melting them)

(team 2)

leo: "that doorway to Evil Leo's fortress looked cool, though "

(Evil Leo himself appears in front of them)

leo: "okay, seriously, what is your beef with us?!"

Evil Leo: "not all of you, my little good persona. (points at aeris) HER!!!"

aeris: "who... me? (notices zillions of missiles pointed at her) aw no...."

leo: "psst! aeris! (whispers into aeris' ear)"

aeris: "okay. (clears throat) F-"

(all enemies are destroyed, all but Evil Leo)

Evil Leo: "nice try, fools. but it'll take more than an Atomic F bomb to defeat ME!"

(Evil Leo flies off into the fortress door with aeris, magically locking the door behind him)

leo: "0_0 well, sh*t...."

(team 3)

jumba: "suits to repel powers of 358 should be somewhere..."

pleakley: "i hope the others are having better luck than WE are..."

jumba: "me too, my little one-eyed one, me too..."

(team 4)

(the mid boss is shooting at us with multiple cannons)

is it me, or is this thing just plain generic?

marx: "who cares? let's freeze it!"

(we freeze the midboss, deactivating it)

(team 5)

(marie finishes smashing metools)

marie: "phew! that's all of 'em!"

may: "i don't feel so good..."

parappa the rapper: "no, sh*t! she whacked you into those f**kin' metools like a hammer at sh*ttin' nails!"

both: "0_0 uuuuh..."

(team 6)

hamsterviel: "DRIVE AROUND THEM!"

(wilfre drives his shadow buggy all around the snipers)

wilfre: "got 'em!"

(team 7)

625: "hey, cuz'! check out these moves!"

(all ingredients come together to make multiple bologna sandwiches with cheese)

(yaarp claps)

625: "thank you, thank you, you're too kind..."

(glass shatters)

625: "what was that?!"

yaarp: "?!?!"

(a shadow scuttles past them)

625: "(holding a baguette like a spear) show yourself!!!"

????: "gaba?"

625 & yaarp: "?!?!?!"

narrator: "everything is happening all at once!! retro & yang have decided to murder malicious metools, EVIL LEO TOOK AERIS! smashfan & marx froze the midboss, but for how long? parappa makes his appearance! and wilfre & hamsterviel run over a sh*t pony of stage enemies! will they find the 358 proof suits? will leo get aeris back? and who is the shadow reuben & yaarp met in the kitchen? find out the answers to these questions and more next time, on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

((Parappa NIGAAAAAA))

Okay, now we brutally murdered innocent Metools. *opens a random door and jaw drops* It's...BEAUTIFUL!

*THE CARNIVAL ILLUSION*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDG2qIc4NJs plays

 

[smashfan666]

(leo runs into jumba & pleakley)

jumba: "grey humorous cat-boy?"

leo: "(stuttering, out of breath) evil me- aeris- PSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! PYOO PYOO PYOO! WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO!!! F- BOOM!!! GONE!!!"

jumba: "may be evil genius, but cannot make lone heads or tail-ends of what he is saying..."

pleakley: "he's saying that Evil Leo found him & aeris and they got into a big battle and then... PSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! PYOO PYOO PYOO! WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO!!! then aeris used an Atomic F Bomb. and Evil Leo took her!"

jumba: "oh, no... should he capture everyone, we are all doom-ed..."

(at Evil Leo's fortress)

Evil Leo: "everything is comeing (pronounced "co-mey-ing") together... soon i shall control the world, and destroy YOU!!! (points at aeris)"

aeris: "cuz' THAT'S totally not what EVERY VILLAIN ON SMASHBOARDS DOES..."

Evil Leo: "shut up, b*tch! (looks into monitors) everything falls into place... everything, falls... (evil laughter) i could go for some more outdoor action! (teleports out)"

aeris: "i gotta get out of here..."

(with reuben, yaarp & the unknown shadow)

625: "okay, seriously, who are you?"

(the unknown figure comes out of the shadows and is revealed to be experiment 626 *stitch*)

stitch: "(growls)"

yaarp: "(surprised exclamation)"

625: "he must've lost his memory, too!"

(Evil Leo teleports in)

Evil Leo: "well, well, welly-well well! look what we have here! a sound blaster, a sandwich stacker, and a powerhouse... hmm... which one to take... 626, you're coming with ME!"

stitch: "(backing away) naga! naga takaba!"

Evil Leo: "you dare defy my power, experiment?! GET 'EM, 619!"

625: "jeez, what a blowhard..."

(splodyhead snarls engages stitch in combat)

stitch: "chubicheepa!"

(splodyhead fires a plasma shot, which stitch dodges, stitch claws at splodyhead)

yaarp: "(tugging reuben's arm) help cousin!"

625: "you're right, yaarp. (racing to help stitch with yaarp) WE'RE COMIN' COUS'!"

Evil Leo: "(thinking) [626 seems to have lost his memory. yet he identifies me as his enemy? he is truly a confusing experiment...]"

narrator: "reuben and yaarp have come across stitch. yet Evil Leo is trying to obtain him for whatever reason! will the combined powers of yaarp, stitch & reuben be enough to defeat splodyhead? what does Evil Leo want with stitch, anyway? will our heroes ever find the 358-proof suits? and how does Evil Leo know about the experiments? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*eating cotton candy* This is great!

Cotton Candy: *smirks* I do believe that you are incorrect. I shall now destroy your teeth with my SUGAR!

AGH NO

 

[smashfan666]

cotton candy: "(grabs a knife made of somehow melted sugar) DIE, TEETHS! (stabs a tooth)"

sweet tooth: "we got one man down! one man down! the enemy's in possession of the corps!"

(teeth start launching gunfire at the cotton candy, revealing it to be piloted by one of those coffee-flavored candies)

coffee candy: "oh sh*t..."

tooth general: "GET THAT F**KING COFFEE CANDY!"

(a grenade in launched)

tooth: "GRENADE!!!"

(boom!)

(the sweet tooth stands on top of the dead coffee-candy dressed like a scottish warrior holding a sword and shield)

sweet tooth: "FOR THE MOUTHERLAAAAAAAND!!!!"

(with the stitch, reuben, & yaarp vs splodyhead battle)

evil leo: "i'll just leave your battle & go do something..."

(evil leo teleports to somewhere else in the mansion)

(the battle shifts to a mario & luigi-style battle)

+battle music: M&L:BIS minigame theme+

(reuben uses a bologna cannon, it hits splodyhead multiple times in a row)

>5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30!<

>7 COMBO!<

(yaarp uses a sound blast)

>24!<

(stitch uses a claw swipe)

>20!<

(splodyhead shoots a plasma shot at reuben)

>23!<

(reuben eats a sandwich)

>+20<

(four bombs appear, and blow up)

(stitch, reuben, yaarp & splodyhead are sent flying out)

625: "get 'im!"

splodyhead: "(surprised exclamation)"

(splodyhead runs off)

(while running, reuben, yaarp & stitch run into retroantonio)

625: "uuuuuuuuuuuuh...."

yaarp: "huh?"

stitch: "(snarls)"

yang: "naga! naga!"

625: " (stopping stitch from attacking retro) cousin, this is our (using emphasis) friend, retroantonio. or, sometimes for short, retro."

stitch: "re... tro..."

(with jumba, leo & pleakley)

jumba: "if we are to be defeating evil version of grey humorous cat-boy, must be striking hard, and must be striking fast!"

pleakley: "are you KIDDING ME?! DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GUY CAN DO?!"

leo: "he's right!"

(both making exploding noises and damaging sounds)

jumba: "yes, yes, is all wery bad stuff... but still, (sounding epic) we are never for to be knowing unless willing to try..."

leo: "(sniff) that was... (sniff, sniff) beautiful, man..."

(evil leo sneaks up behind jumba)

(dramatic tune plays)

jumba: "oh, no... PLEASE not to be telling me evil version of grey humorous cat-boy is right behind me, looming in dramatic fashion..."

(both leo & pleakley (with shocked, wide-eyed expressions) nod yes)

jumba: "yes, i was thinking so... (slowly turns around)"

(CREEEEEEEEEEAK...)

Evil Leo: ":flame: RUN..."

jumba: "HOLY CRIPES ON EARTH CRACKER, YES, WE ARE FOR TO BE RUNNING!!!!"

(jumba runs away, grabbing onto pleakley & leo)

jumba: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Evil Leo: "(chasing after jumba) i always loved chase scenes! :flame:"

(with retro, yang, reuben, stitch & yaarp)

625: "so, ya' find any of those suit-thingies jumba was talking about?"

(jumba runs by)

jumba: "CANNOT TALK, RUNNING FROM INTIMIDATING EVIL VERSION OF HUMOROUS CAT-BOY! (screams)"

625: "what's HIS problem?"

(Evil Leo draws closer)

625: "ooooooh... i see... ............RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!"

(everyone is running from Evil Leo)

+song: Micchu Pachu+

{micchu pachu it's-a gonna get you, a ghostly, ghastly anteater!}

{micchu pachu it's-a gonna eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!}

{he's over here, he's over there, that anteater is everywhere, LOOK OUT!}

{don't you shout!}

{he's up, he's down, he's all around, you cannot hide cause you'll be found no doubt!}

{you better shout!}

{micchu pachu it's-a gonna get you, a ghostly, ghastly anteater!}

{micchu pachu it's-a gonna eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!}

{A GHOSTLY, GHASTLY ANTEATER!}

 

[RetroAntonio]

I say we should confuse him! *grabs random pokeball* GO SNORLAX! ...*nothing pops out* Okay, well...my pokemon are not working so, run.

 

[smashfan666]

(everyone bumps into a wall in a corridor)

(gasp!) A WALL!

marx: "and Evil Leo is closing in!"

pleakley: "WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS?! caught between a wall and an evil overlord from an alternate, hellish version of reality?!"

625: "D*MN THAT AMULET OF THOUGHT!!!"

!!! THAT'S IT!

625: "what's it?"

if the amulet of thought brought him INTO smashboards, maybe it can take him out! (calls dedede) dedede, send us the amulet of thought!

dedede: "got it!"

(the amulet of thought is sent through the phone. i grab onto it, hoping it will send evil leo back, but instead, nothing happens)

0_0 ......aw, sh*t... !!! wait! i thought of a better idea!

(a bright flash. a version of leo without that thingamabob on his shirt, has blue eyes, tail & side-hair sticking upward, tail hair fading to white near the end, wears a green backpack & a wario biker hat (no W emblem) appears)

????: "wh... where am i?"

625: "alright. i give up. who's this guy?"

????: "i am Leo IV. and where am i?"

a mansion in smashboards...

Leo IV: "......oh."

Evil Leo: "!!! none of this will work, insolent ones! i will destroy smashboards, you all here or not!"

Leo IV: "you're not going to destroy... wherever this is!!"

Evil Leo: "heheheh. oh, come now. you think you can defeat me just because you're my own son?"

all except me, Evil Leo, & Leo IV: "SON?!?!?!"

stitch: "gaba?!"

that's right, in the fic i'm thinking of making, Leo IV is Evil Leo's SON... cause, y'know, Evil Leo's an evil version of leo, so...

leo: "the whole thing's just a revenge fic for what happened in comic 259, is it?"

sorta-kinda...

leo: "i like your thinking!"

yep, but Evil Leo's still gotta go down!

625: "... hmm... !!! i just thought of something! (starts fixing up a sandwich)"

Leo IV: "this is no time for eating, whatever you are!"

625: "(sticks carrots into the sandwich, making it look like a saw blade) aha!"

Leo IV: "oh, i see where you're going with that!"

625: "take this, leo faker!!! (throws sandwich like one of metal man's metal blades)"

Evil Leo: "(smacks it back) did you really think that would work?"

625: "OUTTA THE WAY!!!"

(sandwich explodes and everyone is covered in sandwich fixings)

625: "well, THAT plan backfired..."

may: "(licks mayonnaise off)"

okay, that didn't work... let's try something el-

(wilfre is zapped with a beam shot by Evil Leo, and faints)

Evil Leo: "(evil laughter) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! (is shrouded in shadow goo wilfre style, then flickers back to normal form)"

hamsterviel: "AAH!!!"

okay...

hamsterviel: "AAH!!!"

he can steal people's abilities...

hamsterviel: "AAH!!!"

something i didn't count on until a SEQUEL FANFIC 0_0

Evil Leo: "AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

stitch: "not good..."

jumba: "you are for to be saying it, 626."

(manners, deforestator, ploot (who is now back to normal form) & felix appear)

manners: "we have witnessed this, Evil Leo. and i am SHOCKED and APPALLED! WE QUIT!"

deforestator: "grr..."

ploot: "(dolphin-like chirping)"

felix: "dirty!"

Evil Leo: "experiments! how DARE you betray me!!! (escapes through the ceiling and teleports away)"

we've got to find his fortress and find a way to defeat him!

leo: "i think i know of such a way. it's in this mansion, but it's far from here..."\

(meanwhile, at Evil Leo's fortress)

Evil Leo: "glad to be back here... WHAT... A... DAY..."

aeris: "(thinking) [i've got to find a way out of this cage and out of this guys stupid-a$$ fortress] (sees a key) [the key! yes! i'm outta here!]"

(aeris reaches for the key, but an alarm goes off an Evil Leo swipes the key)

Evil Leo: "thought it'd be that easy, huh?! (walks away twirling key and whistling "One Night in Bangkok")"

aeris: "T_T [$#@+...]"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Let us know T_T

 

[libertyernie]

*Corona and Sparkster are out in the woods somewhere*

Sparkster: Hey, what's that?

Corona: Eww. {picks it up} It looks like a foot.

Sparkster: Is it a bear foot?

Corona: Of course it's a bare foot. It's not wearing a shoe.

*Tails walks up*

Tails: Hey guys! I think everyone else left.

Corona: To where?

Tails: South Africa.

Sparkster: Aw, why do they get to go to South Africa?

Tails: Cause they're cool and we're not. So let's go somewhere else.

Corona: Like where?

Tails: I dunno. {Shrugs}

 

[smashfan666]

leo: "luckily, (holds up a map) i drew a conveniently accurate map somehow while all this was taking place! (reads it) it says we have to double-back to where we all split up & walk 30 paces down the path aeris & i took. we'll see a door with Evil Leo's face on it."

(everyone, and i do mean everyone, teleports in)

leo: "follow me!"

narrator: "and so, with leo leading the EXTREMELY LARGE group of people, our heroes, and some other ones, search for the gate leading to Evil Leo's fortress. they've somehow gone to a LOT of places in the mansion while doing so. the sand room..."

lampy: "(channeling lamp from smashtasm) yippee!"

narrator: "the deep space room..."

lampy: "yippee!"

narrator: "the icy mountain room..."

lampy: "yippee!"

narrator: "the foreign country room..."

lampy: "yippee!"

narrator: "the icy mountain room, again..."

wait... weren't we just here?

leo: "looks like it..."

lampy: "i don't think so. and i should know, i have a pornographic memory."

numbuh 362: "uuuuh, don't you mean photographic?"

lampy: "(getting serious) no. i don't..."

*long pause*

narrator: "seemingly boxed-in areas with no exit in sight..."

leo: "how do we leave?"

(solid snake comes in and chokes dark aeris)

narrator: "the pirate room!"

lampy: "yip-"

numbuh 86: "*facepalm* aaarrrrgh..."

narrator: "the icy mountains room a third time..."

i'm telling you, we were JUST here!

leo: "yeah, i thought so, too... what the hell, map?! (looks at map) ooooooohhhhh..."

lampy: "what? what?!"

leo: "we need to go back that way (points left)"

narrator: "wherever they go, i'm sure they'll make it to Evil Leo's fortress before they get themselves killed- uh, i mean- before Evil Leo gets away with this!!! (quickly) icymountainroom"

alright... it was funny the first few times, but now it's just getting stupid...

narrator: "the MINDF**K ROOM!!!"

625: "aww sh*t..."

(i have a ridiculously happy expression on my face)

625: "0_0 uuuuuh... smashfan? you 'kay?"

i'm a carrot!

(turns into a carrot)

(I LAUGH DEMENTEDLY!)

narrator: "...we'll get... back to them later..."

(at Evil Leo's base)

Evil Leo: "(looking scarier than a screamer internet prank) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

narrator: "OH SWEET JEEBUS CRIPES IN HECK ON A PARAPHERNALIA WAGON! SWITCH TO SOMETHING ELSE!!!"

(switches to the song from grinch night)

narrator: "AAAAHHH!!! SOMETHING ELSE!!! SOMETHING ELSE!!!"

(switches to Doug)

narrator: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAWWWWWWwwwww.... (rage, music stops) alright... enough is enough! this is the final... th- the very very last straw! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! THIS- i DEMAND that you show yourself! who are you?! HUH?!"

(screen goes black, zoom out to reveal Evil Leo at a computer)

Evil Leo: "heh... ain't i a stinker?"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*reveals self to be watching Duck Amuck with the characters replaced*

NO I AM *eats computer and pukes up a green face*

he cries in vain

but the blue man says no

will the girl feel the emotion again?

the emotion

...the emotion of love

mindf***

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "AH! ICY MOUNTAIN ROOM!!!"

phew... i feel like i got 3 lit batteries up my a$$...

(later, at the gate)

leo: "aha! here we are!"

Leo IV: "yes! but how are we gonna break the magic lock?"

(in the fortress)

aeris: "so, what are you gonna do to me? take me into the woods, **** me and behead me? quite possibly not even in that order?"

Evil Leo: "oh, no. i have something MUCH WORSE planned for YOU. :flame:"

(Evil Leo pulls out a box with his face on it)

aeris: "what's that?"

Evil Leo: "never mind that, now. all that matters is if you are in it! (tosses aeris in the box)"

+song: the song from grinch night (lyrics unchanged for whatever reason)+

(aeris is now being put through similar tortures as the paraphernalia wagon *or, as the nostalgia critic likes to call it, hell*)

chorus: "euchariah, euchariah, this is it"

(SQUAWK)

chorus: "this is it."

(SQUAWK)

chorus: "grinch is gonna get ya', grinch is gonna get ya', mitchen bi paha la yah!"

green demon thing: "euchariah, euchariah"

chorus: "euchariah, euchariah, grinch is gonna get ya', grinch is gonna get ya', grinch is gonna get ya', grinch is gonna get ya', mitchen bi paha la yah! mitchen bi paha la YAH!"

(thunder crashes)

Evil Leo: "enjoying yourself? take a little walk. though i wouldn't step here. and i wouldn't step there. i would only step round with the greatest of care, and it's hopeless to try to escape through the air, it's primetime for the spooks, we are every which where. you can't turn your back."

(SCREECH!)

Evil Leo: "and you can't turn your face."

(SCREECH!)

Evil Leo: "without meeting some member of the un-human race, we're a grizzly, gruzzly, ghastly disgrace, yes it's primetime for the spooks, we're all over the place!"

(thunk! WHOOSH!!!)

Evil Leo: "enjoying yourself? take a spooks tour."

(pop!)

(SCREAM!)

(basically, whatever's left of the song takes it from there)

(...)

(afterwards...)

(aeris is now trapped in a box made of a checkered floor, and sprung up on a platform to a high height with Evil Leo flying around as the platform sways side-to-side)

Evil Leo: "any of this sunk in yet?"

aeris: "(freaked out sputtering)"

Evil Leo: "i'll take that as a yes... (flies off with aeris)"

(meanwhile)

leo: "!!! i sense... a musical number... coming from inside a box... in a freaky dimension that looks like something out of a dr. seuss book mixed with every type of nightmare fuel & mindf**k... (angrilly tries to rip the lock off the door) NRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! LEMME IN THERE, YOU P*SSY!!!"

dark aeris: "forget it, man. that's a MAGICALLY GENERATED LOCK, just ripping it off won't-"

(RRRRRRRRRRIP!!!!)

leo: "(holding the lock) ...what?"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Icey mountain? BURN IT ALL!

 

[smashfan666]

(the doors slowly creak open)

leo: "it's through here..."

(we all get sucked through the portal contained in the gate)

all: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

stitch: "WHEEEEE!!!!!"

(we are now at the control room of Evil Leo's fortress)

woooooah...

(outside shot, revealing it to look like a dr. wily-style fortress)

+tune: dr. wily castle map (megaman 2)+

lampy: "(noticing how empty the place is) there's nothing here!"

gantu: "and Evil Leo's gone!"

leo: "(noticing the empty cage) and so is aeris..."

(there is the same box aeris got sent into earlier in the middle of the room)

dedede: "?! what's this? (opens box)"

(a green smoke with eyeballs comes out of the box and sucks us all into the box)

(after sucking everyone in, the box turns bottomside-up, reading "The Mind**** Box. contains: Every Mind**** ever known. WARNING: never, ever open, NEVER!!! seriously, you could get sucked in or something...")

(we start out our descent into madness with dedede, stitch, eddy, numbuh 86 & reuben in 3 of the the most messed-up bits from "raggedy ann and andy: a musical adventure", starting with dedede & stitch with those two dolls that sang in unison)

(dedede has a jawdrop expression through the whole part, while stitch just watches curiously while nodding his head to the side)

dolls: "where'd ya' go? where'd ya' go? what did ya' do and why? tell us what ya' saw, dear raggedy, we're so oh-so-curious we could die! ooooooh, woah!"

dedede: "0_0 (nostalgia critic's voice) RAGGEDY ANN SCARES ME..."

(then there's eddy & numbuh 86 floating on a raft in the taffy pit with The Greedy.)

The Greedy: "because without a sweetheart, i never get enough."

both: "0_0 WHAT THE FU... ????????"

(and now reuben with the loony knight)

loony knight: "the reason that i- is 'cause i LOOOOOVE YOOOOOU!!! "

625: "hey, gay knight, i don't care. i'm getting out of here right now... (leaves the scene)"

loony knight: "(completely oblivious as usual) uuuuuuh, what just happened?"

(now to leo, who is caught in the opening to the nostalgia critic's top 11 nostalgic mind****s)

+song: ?????????? (never found out the real name of the song)+

(just, watch it and put leo in place of the nostalgia critic, in place of other stuff, running from stuff, etc.)

(afterwards)

leo: "uuuuh... did i just get mind****ed?"

 

[RetroAntonio]

I just love mindf***s...

*Tachin1993 appears*

Tachin! Buddy...here to save me right?

*Guiyii appears from behind Tachin* ...

...Oh n-*gets mind***ked HARD*

AGHHHHHHHHH I SEE PINK ELEPHANTS

WHERE'D YOU GO WHERE'D YOU GO WHAT DID YOU DO AND WHY AGHHHHHHHHHSJFhdjafhasdasdsagghgtrshrth

 

[smashfan666]

ice king: "0_0 ...i'm not pissing myself with FEAR... but why?"

pink elephants: "pink elephants on parade, here they come, hippity-hoppity. they're here, and there are pink elephants everywhere!"

meta knight: "i suggest we find aeris and get the f**k out..."

wilfre: "(weakly) yes... g... good idea..."

(we spot a boat and swim off, only to enter a part of the mindf**k dimension similar to "willy wonka's tunnel from hell")

(all screaming)

olimar: "i think i'm gonna be sick... (throws up in spacesuit)"

giygas: "me too... hmmph! (barfs up undead spirits)"

wham bam jewel: "feels like i'm gonna- (pukes out diamonds)"

(ride ends, and we are at that part from dragon's lair 2 where we're escaping the playable character's angry mother-in-law)

oh sh*t...

(angry M.I.L. bursts into the room holding a rolling pin)

all: "RUN! (all run)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

I'm on a horse.

...THE HORSE IS NOW DIAMONDS!

This is horrible...*spots a little puppy in the forest* Aww...Hello there pupp-AH A GORRILA! *runs* This M.I.A stuff sucks. That's why real mums are better!

 

[smashfan666]

(a few weeks later, we escape and find ourselves in cool world)

is it me or are a lot of these getting ripped straight from the nostalgia critic?

stitch: "(looks around) yes."

(another stitch pops up from the side of the screen)

stitch #2: "yes."

(and another)

stitch #3: "yes."

pleakley: "AAH! 3 AT ONCE! 3-IN-ONE SALE!"

king dedede: "i don't like being here, not one bit!"

jumba: "well, of course you would be thinking that. is mindf**k dimension, after all."

dedede: "an entire world of mindf**ks... CONTAINED IN A BOX?"

jumba: "yes, place is designed for to be messing with the head! (looks around, noticing reuben is missing) ??? where is 625?"

(reuben comes out of a dark alleyway, shivering)

625: "YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHERE I'VE BEEN... there was pee-wee herman, and talking windows, talking doors, talking EVERYTHING!!! and that tune... IT'S STILL RINGING IN MY HEAD!!!! (hums the opening theme to "pee-wee's playhouse") and then i got sent to some freak-a$$ place with ghosts that surrounded me for a while, a red lobster that tried to pinch me, crazy pairs of legs that tried to step on me, and WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE!!!"

that must be where Evil Leo's keeping aeris!

Leo IV: "anything to stop him! he already controls this hellhole, but i'll be d4mned if we're gonna let him take over SMASHBOARDS!"

jumba: "am having theory. if maybe we all go into certain spot in current mindf**k, maybe we'll get transported into different one!"

(looks at manhole) that sewer line looks promising.

(we all get in the sewer, double-D slightly throwing up while doing so)

(next mindf**k: this is halloween)

jumba: "haha! (with clip of... whatever the f**k that funky-lookin' unfamiliar thing was saying it, too) i am a genius! 0_0 what was that just happening?"

(pauses vid where the whateverthef**kitwas comes up)

what the hell is THAT? it looks like a chewed-up reject from Where The Wild Things Are!

(we are going through every mindf**k imaginable. starting with toon town, then The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, then the opening to pee-wee's playhouse, and finally the paraphernalia wagon, where aeris is...)

(looks around) yep, we're here

625: "you sure?"

i have only one thing to say on that... (alongside the singing voices) MITCHEN BI PAHA LA YAH!

625: "yep, this is the mindf**k."

and my favorite one to boot!

(we are now looking everywhere)

AERIS?!

leo & Leo IV: "aeris?!"

pleakley: "AAAAAERIIIIIIIS?!"

jumba: "PINK B*TCHY CAT CIRL?!"

(with Evil Leo, on the outskirts of the contained mindf**k dimension)

Evil Leo: "heheheh... persistent, aren't they? (swoops down with aeris) you think it'd be that easy, huh?! you couldn't just leave us alone!"

numbuh 362: "actually, no."

Evil Leo: "well, you'll only get aeris back if you defeat ME in combat!!! BUT FIRST! a nice drink!"

(Evil Leo heads for the irish swill, and is engaged in a drinking contest with numbuh 86)

(a few thousand swill barrels later)

Evil Leo: "(garbled & slurred speech) (translation: why can't you just accept the fact that you're all screwed?! it's getting really annoying!)"

numbuh 86: "(garbled nonsense) (translation: face it, Evil Leo. guys like YOU never win in the long run! unless they happen to be really good runners. which happens often.)"

Evil Leo: "(slurred gobbledygook) (translation: really? i haven't noticed from the amount of lazy people & fat stinkin' drunks in your world.)"

numbuh 86: "(talking drunkenly) (translation: oh, yeah. it happens a lot. though obesity is one of america's #1 problems... that and drunks... we're thinking of convincing the president to outlaw alcohol. though really, what good did that do last time?)"

Evil Leo: "(slurred gibberish) (translation: ??????????) (TRANSLATION WAS UNDECIPHERABLE! SORRY, PEOPLE!) (falls over drunk) alright, enough of this nonsensical sh*t. BATTLE TIME!"

(numbuh 86 falls over)

625: "86 DOWN! that's what happens when ya' drink."

jumba: "what were you to be expecting? she is part irish."

625: "(making 'so-so' gesture) eeeeehhhhhhhhh..."

jumba: "scottish?"

625: "(shrugs)"

jumba: "irish/scottish combination?"

625: "(scratches head)"

jumba: "team jacob?"

625: "erm... what?"

jumba: "nothing."

(Evil Leo is flying right at us)

leo: "anyone got a plan?!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

You forgot the Beavis and Butthead one, rite? k

 

[smashfan666]

IJUSTGOTAGREATIDEA!!!

(fills a water balloon with liquified dung (yecch!) & mushroom extract, then throws it at Evil Leo)

Evil Leo: "0_0 YOU FOOLS!!! you've thrown THAT at me, and now what's going to follow is... 0_0"

(evil leo is now in the hallucination from "Beavis & Butthead Do America")

Evil Leo: "the best d4mn hallucination EVER!!! :flame: (starts rocking out) \m/"

alright, that oughta' keep him busy for a while... LET'S GTFO!!!

(we all get out with aeris following)

aeris: "PHEW! that was close."

leo: "i'll say. that was one of the closest calls EVER!"

Leo IV: "and it's been a time."

aeris: "who are YOU?"

finn: "now to get out of-"

(the ceiling caves in onto the door)

WHAAAAAAAT?!?!

(the mindf**k box shakes around, then opens, letting Evil Leo out)

Evil Leo: "that hallucination was awesome... now then... (extremely pissed off at us, making an extremely scary face) I'LL KILL YOU FREAKIN' NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!!!!"

stitch: "gaba EEK!!! (hides behind aeris)"

Evil Leo: "now then..."

(the whole room collapses, making a gigantic ruin battlefield)

Evil Leo: ":flame: shall we begin?"

(KZZT!!!)

---{TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED}---

 

[RetroAntonio]

--(COMMERCIAL TIME!)---

Are you bored?

Kid: Yeah...

Are you grounded?

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Do you have AIDS?

Kid: YES!!!!

Then time for new fun toy called The Imagination Tunnel!

Just simply enter the tunnel, stop breathing, or use the included knife to die!

Step TOO! You're in Heaven or Hell! HAVE FUN!

batteries not included side effects may include death

 

[Tacel]

Heheh...
Commercials these days...

 

[smashfan666]

--(COMMERCIAL!)--

announcer: "are you looking to build your own robot? are you looking for parts that induce fire, water, leaf, time control, garbage, or even the most insane stuff EVER to be an element for a robot to use? to you love to BLOW SH*T UP?!"

teenaged robot designer: "HELL YEAH!"

announcer: "then i guess what YOU'RE looking for is the M-M-CLASSIC ROBOT BUILDER KIT! build robots just like your favorite scientists, dr. light or dr. wily! depends on whichever you prefer, really. build robots from the idea booklet! cheap knock-offs! even sh*tcrap you JUST MADE UP!"

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(screaming)

firewood man: "I'MONNA KILL YOU!"

satisfied customer: "turn of the camera for a sec. FIREWOOD MAN! NO! NOT TO THE NICE WATER-BOTTLE STAND OWN-"

announcer: "so, yeah! go out and buy the M-M-CLASSIC ROBOT BUILDER KIT! (quickly) WARNING: robots might rampage through the city, killing anyone in the way. should this happen, look up the manuél for solution. extra materials not included."

 

[RetroAntonio]

things happen lol

this is the best ever post!!!11!

 

[RetroAntonio]

whoops double post

 

[RetroAntonio]

;.; Smashfan where are you?