Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[smashfan666]

Evil Leo: "NAUYUDAI!!"

(shoots Evil Leo) no ****ing way, dude.

narrator: "after a short hiatus, WE ARE FINALLY BACK! d4mn 504 errors"

Evil Leo: "GRRRAGH!!! i grow tired of this! (throws 2 huge boulders at us)"

all: "AAGH!"

(stitch & reuben grab onto the boulders and throw them back)

(WHAM!!!)

Evil Leo: "bllaaaaaaaaaaahg... (tooth falls out in cartoony fashion)"

(leo's clothes turn dark blue w/ magenta trim as he pulls out one of those things tengu man uses for tornado hold)

aeris: "HOLY $#@+, YOU COULD DO THAT ALL THIS TIME?!?!"

leo: "**** yeah! what do you think this bobble on my shirt was for, decoration?"

double d: "well, actually... yes..."

(leo throws the tornado hold at evil leo, shooting him around)

Evil Leo: "alright, enough is enough! (clothes turn black W/ purple) DIE! (launches an electric shock)"

numbuh 274: "SCATTER!"

(everyone runs around avoiding the electric zaps)

 

[RetroAntonio]

God, I hate electric. And vans. And smalltowns. And doctors, and lawyers...*jumps on evil leo and begins clawing*

 

[smashfan666]

Evil Leo: "!"

(evil leo flies retro down to a table, and he is suddenly in a zoot suit)

evil leo: "'(suave, elegant voice) ey babeh, where've you been all mah life?"

escargoon: "0O0 (smelters with rage, eyes catch on fire, iPod malfunctions, ground underneath turns into magma & melts)"

Evil Leo: "(normal voice) eh, you 'kay?"

escargoon: " GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!! (EPIC SLOW-MO PUNCH THAT QUICKLY TURNS INTO USING STREET FIGHTER MOVES! *mostly the hadouken & shoryuken*)"

leo: "(clothes turn brownish tan w/ white trim) (throws a giant boulder)"

evil leo: "(PWNED!) UGH!"

(Leo IV pulls a gun out of his pants and starts firing it)

(stitch & reuben start throwing even more boulders at evil leo)

(and everyone gangs up on evil leo)

evil leo: "0_0 this ain't gonna be fun..."

(a drill sergeant pauses the action)

drill sergeant: "ATTENTION! THE FOLLOWING GANG-UP IS ABOUT TO BECOME WAY TOO EXCITING TO SHOW OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS! (pops down and changes the channel to a koala licking a leaf) so instead, i'll show you this soothing image until the fight is over. SWEET MOTHER OF MIRTH, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS! DARK ENERGY BLASTS AND ET CETERA FLYING EVERYWHERE LIKE JUNE BUGS IN A SWAMP! phew. it appears to be over, let me just-"

(switches back to the action, then back to the koala licking a leaf)

drill sergeant: "SORRY ABOUT THAT! i misread the signals! i knew a guy named joe. he misread the signals in a combat situation. now he eats everything through a mechanical straw! wait! battle's over! carry on."

(back to it being just Leo IV & Evil Leo in battle and everyone else is badly wounded)

+battle intro music: megaman X boss intro+

Leo IV: "looks like it's just me and you, now"

Evil Leo: "bring it on!"

+battle music: megaman X boss theme+

narrator: "y'know what's going on, so tune in next time to the you-know-what. oooowwwww."

 

[RetroAntonio]

Epic for sure. Go leo IV! BEAT HIS ARSE!

(also, escargoon relationship growing, eh? :D)

 

[libertyernie]

*Corona is looking at the ground, hands in his pockets*

Tails: What's up, dude? You look sad.

Corona: I miss the monsters.

Tails: Oh, okay, tha--MONSTERS?

Corona: Everyone else thought they were evil. But I was able to talk to them. I managed to send them back to their own world... but I haven't seen them since...

*Silence*

Tails: I think I know someone who can help. Follow me.

--------------------

*Both of them are sitting in chairs in a dentist's waiting room.*

Corona: You know what? It's really empty around here.

Tails: It's just us two and that dentist over there.

*Camera pans to the right*

WDA dentist: (looks at the camera and smiles knowingly) Brush and floss... or else.

Voiceover: A message from the Wisconsin Dental Association.

Tails (offscreen): Good advice.

 

[RetroAntonio]

And then.....?

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

and then.....
HHHHHIIIII!!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

(leo IV tackles Evil Leo)

Evil Leo: "AGH! GET OFF ME!"

Leo IV: "anyone who can still fight, help me out with this!"

(stitch, reuben, gantu, aeris, leo, ignignokt & err come forward and help Leo IV fight off Evil Leo)

625: "take this, copycat *******! (whips out bologna cannon and shoots Evil Leo with it)"

stitch: "akachuta! (mauls Evil Leo)"

Evil Leo: "AAGH! OWCH! OH, THAT HURTS!"

ignignokt: "now he is in perfect position to fall to the power of the quad laser."

(ignignokt & err combine to form the quad laser and FIRE!!!)

(everyone stares at how incredibly slow the blast is)

aeris: "-_- come on, (grabs bullet) gimme that. (is now tinted orange from the radiation emitted by the quad laser blast) (touches that thing on leo's shirt) (grabs a syringe and gets all the radiation and such (and maybe a sample of her blood) out) (no longer tinted orange) (hooks the syringe filled with blood, a trace of the power of that thing on leo's shirt, and quad laser radiation up to gantu's gun) shoot that M-F!"

gantu: "gladly (aims for Evil Leo, shoots)"

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*pause*

stitch: "haha!"

(the sky goes from dark & grainy back to blue as can be)

(all cheering)

Evil Leo: "nrrrrrgh...."

all except Evil Leo: "0_0"

Evil Leo: "you b*****rds & b*tches!!!! you might have defeated me for now. but i'll be back! I WILL- (PWNED BY THE MINDF*CK BOX!) (makes a pwned face)"

(the mind**** box falls on Evil Leo, trapping him inside)

(Leo IV picks up the mindf*ck box)

Leo IV: "go suck a bag of ****s"

leo: "yea! give it to 'em straight, guy!"

(meanwhile, in the mind**** box)

Evil Leo: "they think they've defeated me? just wait! ahahahahahah. aahahahahahahahah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

(much later, we are back on the road, driving everywhere)

(dedede & ecargoon are now singing that song that gets on everybody's nerves)

dedede & escargoon: "i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! i know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!"

625: "(thinking) [dear god, please let it end!]"

dedede & escargoon: "i know a song that get's on everybody's nerves! i know a song that get's on everybody's nerves!"

jumba: "(joining in out of sheer annoyance) i'm knowing a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it GOES!"

(skreeeeeeeeeeee- CRASH!!!)

all except jumba: "0_0"

uuuuuuuuh, you 'kay?

jumba: "(zoning out) i am fine, thanks for asking..."

i suppose we should see where we are... (steps out of the gigant-RV and we are in italy) well wouldn't ya' know it, this place has my 2 most favorite foods! fettucini, and, of course, PIZZA! (pants like a dog, the rest is ablank from my mind)

marx: "smash?"

(snaps out of it) oh, sorry i spced out there, just had one of my craving episodes brought on by the thought of (drooling) pizza............

marx: "0_0 uuuuuh, let's get you some fettucini or pizza to snap you out of it."

(later, my mouth is full of fettucini & pizza at the same time)

*muffled sounds* (swallows) guh... oh, yeah. that was good... now, what happened?

marx: "you zoned out. i helped you out of it, but i slipped on an ice cube once i got in the building."

*flashback*

(in the flashback, marx slips)

marx in flashback: "(slips) OWCH!"

*flashback ends*

(looks at the plate of fettucini and a pizza slice)

hmm...

(stuffs the fettucini into the pizza slice, then takes a bite out of it) mmmm.........

(marx takes a bite, too)

marx: "oh, sweet! you should patent this!"

(much later, we are traveling around italy)

(a gondola in a lake passes by)

gondola driver: "'ello senors y senoritas!"

gantu: "aren't gondolas supposed to be in venice?"

err: "yeah, and he was speaking SPANISH!"

actually, italians aren't known to speak spanish, but some can... but the gondola thing i just don't get.

(all agreeing)

newspaper kid: "(high-pitched voice) EXTRIE! EXTRIE! READ ALL ABOUT IT! FRIDGE LOGIC KICKS IN YET AGAIN! HI-LARIOUS GAGS ENSUE! IN UNRELATED NEWS: I AM NOT AN ACTUAL PAPERBOY, I'M JUST HOLDING DOWN THE FORT HERE FOR THE REAL ONE!"

paperboy: "(comes back) that's good, kid."

newspaper kid: "(now extremely low-pitched) anytime, man. "

 

[RetroAntonio]

(Gimme some time to make a good post, im grounded)

*nomming chips* Yum...*flipping channels*

TV: CAUSE WE ARE THE AQU-

*channel flip*

TV: HI BILLY MA-

*channel flip*

TV: Want to battle? For money, ro food? Then enter the Smash Boards Tourney and get that stuff!

*GASP* DId you hear that guys? FIGHTING FOR FOOD! :D And money blahblahblah. Want to enter?

 

[mars16]

*A new story*
__________________________

It has been 2 yearz, since that last battle, I wasn't able to save every one.....
It was destroyed by the greater evil........
______________________________

+Shadow the hedghog: Lost impact+

*Waking up*

Where Am I.... what is... what is this place

*Gets up*

I.... I here gun shots but from where

*Starts Running*

*Goes through to Doors... finds him self on a small platform*

I could have swor I waas some where else and not here

*Looks over the Edge and see's Robots that Say Gun -34 on them shooting at Scientis looking Guys who are running away*


*To be contiued*

 

[RetroAntonio]

((Why don't everyone posting in here meet up? Mars16 has been solo for a while, maybe we should meet up in the story? And you too liberty :D)

 

[smashfan666]

((yeah, maybe he'll be in the tourney, i dunno.))

(later, at the tournament sign-up)

(dedede, gantu, stitch, reuben, numbuh 86, numbuh 362, numbuh 274, leo, aeris, pantsman, krug, master shake, frylock, retroantonio, escargoon, hamsterviel, finn, the gourd, shade man, lin chung, jumpy ghostface, mystique sonia, mighty ray, marie, spat, marx, numbuh 60, numbuh 20,000, marceline, fireman.exe, elecman.exe, ed, & me all sign up)

(and at a particularly large room)

escort: "and this is your room. i was hoping we'd get such a big group we'd have to use it! looks like that's finally come up! ...well, bye!"

(as the escort leaves, the door slams)

(looking at the list of other competitors, which is extremely long) (whistles) looks like the competition's going to be FIERCE this time! there's us, then there's gutsman.exe, strong mad, jake long, captain falcon, chuck norris, weegee...

(a few hours later)

...cree lincoln, 601 (a.k.a. kixx), 623 (a.k.a. chopsuey), the brain freezer, bling bling boy, the beekeeper, petey piranha, K.O. Joe, chun-li, peter griffin, homer simpson, mars16...

(a few minutes later)

...up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start-

625: "that's the konami code..."

...cherry, blueberry, lime-

625: "that's fruits and/or flavors..."

...red, blue, green-

625: "those are colors."

nintendo 64, coffee cup, homsar-

wilfre: "WE GET IT! THERE'S A KAJILLION MORE FIGHTERS!"

(awkward silence...)

wilfre: "0_0 coffee, anyone?"

(a few hours later)

tom tucker: "hello and welcome to the next annual Smash Boards Tourney! it's a stiff competition today by at least 60 competitors! there WERE about eleventy billion, but someone has appeared to have drugged most of them with illegal substances and trace amounts of the weegee virus."

(cut to a bunch of random characters that weren't mentioned by name acting loopy)

dianne simmons: "and, being too high to fight straight, they are thus eliminated from the tourney."

tom tucker: "and here's BlaccuWeather reporter ollie williams declaring the first match. ollie, who it is?"

ollie williams: "KIXX FIGHTING GUTSMAN!"

tom tucker: "so there you have it for now, that one guy related to the guy with the a** meme, and someone that comes equal in strength. and here they are, gutsman.exe and experiment 601, also known as kixx!"

(both step into the fighter ring, epicly fighting)

kixx: "HAHA!!!"

gutsman.exe: "you're going DOWN!"

homestar: "oh, this gon' be GOOD!"

(both kixx and gutsman.exe run towards eachother)

(we're all watching the fight, sounds of punches being thrown)

(CHOMP!!!!)

gutsman.exe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

dedede: "oooooh, that one HAD to hurt!"

jumba: "you are for to be saying it... specially designed re-enforced enamel teeth, hurts like you wouldn't BELIEVE! (shows bite mark on side)"

(on the fight)

gutsman.exe: "you're gonna PAY FOR THAT, ya little RUNT!"

(gutsman.exe tries to pummel kixx, but kixx just grabs him and slams him into the ground a bunch of times before finally throwing him into the stands)

gutsman.exe: "uuuuuuugh...."

man: "my legs!"

another guy: "ow..."

(mayor adam west is crushed under what we can assume is gutsman.exe's a$$)

adam west: "i guess this joke was coming sooner or later..."

 

[mars16]

(I was just thinking that guys) genuis....
_____________________________

How do I get out of here..... I have no weopons

Shadow: Who is this, another gun soldier

Maria: I don't think so...

Shadow: Lets keep Moving

Was that Shadow... he doesn't now me.... I'll fallow him


*To be continued*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Poor guy...him and his legs. Tsk tsk.

 

[smashfan666]

(gutsman.exe jumps back into the ring)

gutsman.exe: "oh no you did NOT!"

(kixx grabs gutsman.exe, spins him around, throws him back into the stands and totally owns him)

tom tucker: "WOAH! and in getting owned the hardest, gutsman is OUTTA HERE! that means that the winner of the first match is KIXX!"

kixx: "haha!"

diane simmons: "the next match will begin in just a couple minutes. the competitors are using this time to both study the moves used in the match between kixx & gutsman and to probably go drink some coffee, or just watch mind dazzling youtube videos"

(back in the room we're in)

dedede: "HOLY SH*T, KIXX JUST KICKED GUTSMAN'S A$$!!!"

(DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!)

he's gonna be hard to beat, alright.

(a few minutes later)

tom tucker: "and now for the next match, witch is peter griffin vs homer simpson."

diane simmons: "looks like things are really going to heat up between all this!"

(both peter griffin & homer simpson get into the ring and fight)

peter griffin: "take this, you *******! (farts in front of a lit match, setting homer on fire) hahaha!"

homer simpson: " WHY YOU LITTLE!!! (strangles peter griffin like he does to bart all the time)"

peter griffin: "(coughs, gags, wheezes) (punches homer)"

homer simpson: "(falls down) D'OH!"

(we're watching from the room)

dedede: "(eating popcorn) this is the best show ever, guys!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Iknorite. *eats Cheetos* WOAH PETER JUST DID A WUMBO COMBO WITH HIS FAT

 

[libertyernie]

*Tails and Corona walk through the door to the dentist's office, and they walk right into a battle*

Corona: What???

Tails: It's a secret interspace portal. I made it myself. *grins*

Corona: Well, what if I actually wanted to see the dentist?

Tails: Easy. You go through that door. *Points to a door standing in the middle of the arena*

Corona: Okay...

*Tim the raccoon walks through the door*

Tim: I brought snacks! *Holds up a package of Fig Newtons*

*The door is knocked over by a lazor beam*

Tails: What was that?

Tim: *looks up, calmly* It's a tropical lazor beam, a lazor beam of love.

Corona: Hey, guys! I'm still here!

Tails: Yeah, Cory here is looking for some nice, kind monsters to talk to.

*Remember that a battle has been going on this whole time*

Tim: Okay, let's start looking.

---Any good, sentient monsters or hungry people, come here! We have Fig Newtons!---

 

[mars16]

*As Mars fallows Shadow and the Girl he looks behind him seeing that there being fallowed by Gun soldiers*

They shoot at them***

*Boom*

A bullet goes through the back of Mars16's head
_____________________________________________________

*Wakes up*

Were am.. what the... was I dreaming

Some guy: Fanilly your awake, the tourney starts in 2 hours

Tourney... ah I remember...

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(homer lands to the ground with a thud)

tom tucker: "and the winner is peter griffin!"

(in the house-sized cubby of sorts)

man, let's hope that chicken isn't one of the competitors or we'd be here all month...

numbuh 362: "yeah, alot of fights between those 2 tend to take up a good chunk of an episode"

(all agreeing)

finn: "wonder what the next match is?"

tom tucker: "and now the next match, dr. wily vs dr. hamsterviel!"

hamsterviel: "(leaves room) ah, that's my cue!"

(both go into the battlefield)

dr. wily: "HA! some gerbil-like THING?! this is gonna be easy!"

hamsterviel: "we'll just see about that, fool!"

(a giant suit of mech armor (which hamsterviel jumps into) appears)

hamsterviel: "and i am HAMSTER-LIKE!"

(dr. wily gets into a similar mech)

dr. wily: "whatever!"

(they both start beating each other's battle mechs to death)

0_0 woah, this is gonna be BRUTAL!

eddy: "yeah... well, we got good seats front-&-center for a battle of the geniuses! (whips out some popcorn)"

dedede: "are you gonna share those?"

(WHAM!!!)

finn: "woah! he kicked wily in the FACE!"

(in the action)

dr. wily: "think you can pull one over on ME, do you?! (presses a button and a bunch of skulls launch out of his mech)"

hamsterviel: "why is it always SKULLS with this guy? (flips a switch that deploys a force field)"

(the skull missiles deflect back at wily's mech)

dr. wily: "aw, dammit..."

(BOOM!!!!)

hamsterviel: "haha! i won!"

dr. wily: "not quite!"

(the smoke clears and wily's mech is just barely functioning)

dr. wily: "my mech still stands!"

(crowd gasps)

(in the room)

625: "NO WAY!"

NOTHING could survive a blast like that! but, apparently WILY can...

(in the battle)

hamsterviel: "ooooooh, you are a PERSISTENT bugger, are you?!"

dr. wily: "why do you think there are so many games?!"

(in the room)

he's right...

(all agreeing)

(in the battlefield)

hamsterviel: "well, you won't be that way after your mech is blown to pieces!"

(both mechs run straight for eachother)

(in the room)

dedede: "this is gonna be one helluva big finish!"

 

[mars16]

It seems to have already started.

My moneys on the rabbit

 

[RetroAntonio]

You can still enter dud--MARS16 IN THE FLESH! I remember you! How are you? Also, maybe Wily likes The Phantom or something, and that's his skull thing.

 

[mars16]

Whats Up Retro, You say the register both is still open

I guess I can get in this

 

[RetroAntonio]

You should, looks cool.

 

[mars16]

Ok I joined

Then Goes to the pop Machine and gets a soda*****

 

[smashfan666]

(BOOM!!!!!!)

tom tucker: "and the winner of the match is........"

(the smoke clears and dr. wily's mech is destroyed, with wily doing his usual "begging for mercy" defeat routine)

tom tucker: "DR. HAMSTERVIEL!!!!"

(crowd cheering)

seeing dr. wily in this tournament, i've been wondering... what other people are competing?

(meanwhile, in another room)

????: "they thought they all could just pass me by, like 'oh it's that guy! let's not mind him, he's a joke!', eh? but once i win this tournament, all will fear the name..."

(the mystery character comes out of the shadows)

the monarch: "THE MONARCH!!!"

dr. girlfriend: "and just HOW are you going to beat anyone?"

the monarch: "just watch. (to minions) monarch minions! rig the field to make sure nobody beats me in a match!"

(LATER, ON THE FIELD)

(the monarch minions get to the field)

monarch minion: "okay, guys. activate cloaking devices! (presses mask and disappears)"

(all the monarch minions press their masks and turn invisible, then set the traps)

(back in the monarch's room)

dr. girlfriend: "yeah, but ya' still won't be able to beat EVERYONE. CHUCK NORRIS is competing."

the monarch: "...oh, hear that? (slightly smiling) i think it's the sound of none of us giving a sh*t! because; i've developed a new (holds up a dr. mario pill with trippy effects going on) SUPER-STEROID! this will give me the power to take on A THOUSAND CHUCK NORRISES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

(in a room with chuck norris)

chuck norris: "0_0 i sense...... as if someone has tampered with the laws of internet logic and developed some kind of super pill strong enough to defeat me...... ah well, maybe that's lack of food in the minifridge around getting to me.... but maybe......... i have my suspicions....."

(in another room)

(a pair of glowing, red eyes appears)

????: "(dark, foreboding voice) nala kweshta!"

(in yet another room)

(the gemini elves are sparring against one another)

gemini elf kachua: "tournament's gonna be FIERCE this time around, sis. you're gonna need to be ready for anything!"

(lora tornado-kicks kachua in the face)

gemini elf lora: "like that?"

gemini elf kachua: "yeah... you got it..."

(back in the room we're in)

probably a lot left... we've got a long way to go, guys. and what's worse, WEEGEE is in this. just don't look into his stare, though, and that should make it easier.

bonnie: "key word being 'should', of course."

jumba: "maybe, 149. but there is a way to defeat evil meme variety of the second-born mario brother."

link: "i suppose that is so, jumba. tales have been told of weaknesses in the meme's devious attack pattern, but I'VE never seen any."

cartoon show link: "well excuuuuuse me, princ-"

all except cartoon show link: "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!"

tom tucker: "and now the next match! retroantonio vs the monarch!"

escargoon: "good luck, retro. (hugs retro)"

(retroantonio & the monarch are now locked in combat)

the monarch: "go ahead, try to hit me! (presses button on wing pack and is now flying)"

 

[libertyernie]

Tails is gonna build a fig newton launcher. It launches Fig Newtons into the air.
Remember that average force * time of impact = mass * velocity. Assuming each Fig Newton has the same mass and it bounces off the target just as fact every time, we need to increase the speed of the Fig Newtons being launched to maximize the force... which is, of course, measured in newtons.

Who wants it?

 

[RetroAntonio]

For you Escargoon. I will win! *pounces at monarch, using claws to scratch at his face* Nyaa~!

 

[mars16]

**** that lady's gotta deep voice...

God luck Retro

 

[smashfan666]

(suddenly, a dark, cloaked figure flies in)

????: "attention all tournament-goers!"

all others within boundaries: "WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!?"

????: "it seems that all the best fighters have come to this tournament. i see this as the perfect opportunity to collect you all as my trophies! see an example of my power! (spews out bronze spraypaint onto the monarch & retroantonio, solidifying them into a statue-like state)"

monarch minion #21: "HE TURNED THE MONARCH INTO A STATUE!!!"

(in that one other room with the red eyes)

unknown: "GABA?!"

(back on the field)

????: "so either you all come work for me as my minions or i'll be turning you into my trophies."

diane simmons: "i think we better do as he says, tom..."

this guy's gotta be stopped!

(commander ape trully opens a scroll, looking for who this new villain is)

commander ape trully: "you are right, smashfan. we do not know who he is. and it's dangerous to leave him alone!"

for now we'll just play along with whatever he has in store, and one of us will pretend to be hurt. then marceline, dedede, escargoon, jumba, hamsterviel, stitch, wilfre, dr. girlfriend, 21, 24, lin chung, ape trully, mars16, marx & i will sneak off to the trophy room and find retroantonio & the monarch & whoever else he's captured, and then we all regroup and bring down this son of a b*tch!

(cut to the unknown villain's ship)

tom tucker: "hello, reporting from the inside of an unknown villain's ship i'm tom tucker."

diane simmons: "and i'm diane simmons."

tom tucker: "and now ollie williams with his opinion on all this. ollie?"

ollie williams: "SCRUBBING THE DECK BLOWS! (is turned into a bronze spraypainted statue by the new villain)"

new villain: "i heard that! limax commander! take mr. williams to the trophy room"

(the limax commander is carrying the sprayfrozen ollie williams to the trophy room)

new villain: "and, in fact, i have an idea for little 629 over there in the corner"

leroy (experiment 629): "(muttering illegibly)"

(leroy is capsulized)

leroy: "gaba?!"

new villain: "take him to the lab to see if we can brainwash him!"

okay, ready?

leo: "ready! (stomps on tail) AAAAAH! OH, OW! OWCH! MY TAIL! IT HURTS LIKE F**K!!!!"

new villain: "sh*t, not again. someone get him fixed up!"

(the rescue team sneaks off)

wilfre: "if i know my villains, the new guy probably has his trophy room up front on the lowest level."

(we're headed towards the trophy room)

 

[libertyernie]

*Tails and Corona catch up with the rest of the group*

Tails: Where's Tim?

Corona: *looks back* Crap! He got made into a trophy too!

Tails: Dang! We have to get this guy! And by "we," I mean "everybody else!"

*The group starts running towards the trophy room*

Corona: Anyone else you saw turned solid back there?

Tails: Uhh... *looks back again* Him, and I think Marty Beller...

Corona: MARTY!? We have to get this guy!

Tails: You know, there's only one way to get in front of the line.

*He picks up Corona and flies over the crowd*

Corona: WAAAAAA!

*They enter a room at the end of the hallway. Tails drops Corona on his behind*

Corona: So, is this it?

Tails: Umm... I guess not. There's no trophies here. Wait. What's that? *points to a pile of green round things*

Corona: Lemme go check.

*He touches one of them*

Green thing: Stop touching me. I'm trying to sleep.

Corona: No way! They're slimes! Hey Tails, look!

Tails: Oooh.

Corona: *smiles adorably* I finally found them. Let's get them out of here. They ought to be somewhere safe.

*All the doors close*

Tails: Or maybe we should just stay here.

Corona: Yeah...

 

[smashfan666]

(hears them banging on the door)

i hear someone banging on the trophy room door! (opens it and they all fall out)

dedede: "no way! tails, klonoa, a bunch of slimes, sparkster, coach z, some guy from some game i don't quite remember,"

Corona: "hey!"

dedede: "and tim!"

huh, i've heard of these guys before, but i never thought the two storylines would intersect...

coach z: "(notices wilfre & hamsterviel) LOOK! it's those guys they're fighting! i'll save you guys! (tackles hamsterviel)"

hamsterviel: "GET OFF OF ME, YOU OH-SO-SILLY SPORTING COACH!!!"

settle down, coach z. they're alright for now.

coach z: "oh, jeez. sorry about that there, H..."

now let's get into the trophy room and free everyone...

(we all enter the trophy room)

woah, there's a LOT of people here! M.O.D.O.K., quick man, mickey mouse, tom & jerry...

(stitch finds a statue of experiment 624 *angel*)

sparkster: "hey, stitch? (snaps fingers) hellooooooooo? (waves hand in front of his face)"

dedede: "i got this... (blows an air horn, plays a kazoo, then a drum)"

stitch: "(snaps out of it) huh?"

sparkster: "you blacked out for a-"

(the new villain attacks us)

new villain: "so you all have snuck off to my trophy room, eh? understandable. i could just stare at my trophies for HOURS! the way they all look in shock before they were frozen, some crying for help... however! your friends retroantonio & the monarch look a little lonely... ah, yes! trophies of you and your friends will surely brighten the place up! so i... (rips off robes and is really a giant bronze spraypaint can with arms & legs dressed in an emperor garb) (talking through opening top) PAYNTBRONZ, will now turn you into trophies for my own collection!"

really? a giant can of spraypaint?

payntbronz: "what? you haven't seen a giant can of spraypaint that can talk through opening it's top like a mouth in unrealistic cartoony style before?"

(all disagreeing)

sparkster: "nuh-uh"

stitch: "naga"

payntbronz: "okay, enough! (opens mouth and starts spraying)"

LOOK OUT! (gets everyone out of the way)

jumba: "it's becoming official, we are all doom-ed..."

stitch: "not good...."

narrator: "smashfan's and libertyernie's storylines have crossed over! but payntbronz has captured the rescue team and is trying to turn them into bronze statue trophies! will they survive? or will everyone become mesmerizing bronze statues to display in payntbronz's extremely large trophy room? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM! and now a new feature! after each of my dividing points, a short will be here!"

--{MID-STORY (not-so) SHORT}--
--[Dedede's quest for Not Football]--

(one thanksgiving day, all but dedede, reuben, & jumba were passed out from thanksgiving food)

jumba: "*nodding off* ...fluffy puff casserole... (passed out)"

dedede: "okay, he's asleep. we can finally watch not football!"

625: "don't be stupid, nothing else is good on."

dedede: "what?! of course there is! it's thanksgiving day!"

(dedede changes the channel and a public service announcement from Chef Hatchet *from Total Drama*)

chef hatchet: "hello. i'm chef hatchet. you might recognize me from total drama island, total drama action, and total drama world tour. i'm bringing you this public service announcement to show you all what happens from effects of too much fried turkey."

dedede: "this would have been useful (urp!) five hours ago... (changes channel)"

(channel goes to a big disney crossover thanksgiving special)

aladdin: "(takes a bite of a turkey leg) mmm. this is good turkey"

pete: "(stuffs his face full of cranberry sauce) oh, yeah. so good. (drinks a jug of red wine)"

minnie: "0_0 ...pig."

(channel switches to a smash bros. thanksgiving special)

bowser: "hey, could someone get me a gravy boat?!"

ganondorf: "(tosses bowser a pot full of gravy) go long!"

bowser: "(catches it) (slurps) (pops the whole thing into his mouth)"

ganondorf: "oh, yeah. this is MUCH better than last year, secretary appreciation day."

wolf: "(wearing a pilgrim outfit) i think you mean administrative professionals day. which i didn't think was that bad!"

(on the year before that, on administrative professionals day)

leon: "(handing wolf a cup of coffee) here's your coffee, sir."

wolf: "(as leon is walking away) nice gams, sweet cheeks!"

(channel changes back to the game)

dedede: "ugh, you're right, reuben. there really IS nothing else on."

625: "see what i mean?"

dedede: "oh well. pass me that gravy boat."

(reuben tosses dedede an aforementioned "gravy boat")

dedede: "(taking a big gulp) hwoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh."

tv: "we now return to the 3'rd half of Summer Time!"

 

[mars16]

The tournaments over....?

 

[smashfan666]

well, because payntbronz brought it to a screeching ha- (is turned into a statue)

marx: "SMASHFAN!"

homestar: "OH MY CRAP! this guy turned these all into stone! another fortune cookie that knew what he was talking about!"

marx: "(gets extremely pissed off) rrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! (charges for payntbronz, but gets turned into a bronze statue)"

payntbronz: "HA HA HA HA!"

commander ape trully: "OH MY PORKPIE BANANAS!!!"

dedede: "WHAT THE F*CK?!?!"

(dedede's hammer ends up toppling over the statues of angel, mario & rolf, shattering their spraypaint prisons, retroactively freeing them)

mario: "uuuuugh. what a-happened?"

angel: "gaba?"

rolf: "rolf is confused..."

(stitch & angel look at eachother)

angel: "huh?"

stitch: "huh?"

payntbronz: "awwww, ain't this sweet? two experiments across from eachother... now i can bronze you two into the same statue!"

stitch: "(defending angel) naga! naga takaba!"

payntbronz: "ooooh, a little territorial, aren't we? but it will do you no good to- (PWNED BY REUBEN!!!)"

625: "don't you lay ONE HAND on either of them!"

dedede: "reuben!"

payntbronz: "it doesn't matter. NONE OF IT does! you will all just be turned into statues anyway!"

(everyone else on the ship bursts into the room)

princess bubblegum: "as you were saying?"

payntbronz: "oh sh*t..."

princess bubblegum: "let's get 'em!"

(everyone charges for payntbronz)

 

[mars16]

Well since the Tournement was ruined I'll be on My way, see you guys later

I got another adventure to unfold

*Mars credits*

 

[libertyernie]

If you want to see what Tim looks like, go here and scroll to the end of the first post.
I'll post a bit more once I get back to my computer (I'm on an iPod.)

 

[libertyernie]

*Corona and Tim sneak out at night. Corona is clumsily carrying 19 slimes*

Corona: Okay. I'm just gonna get these cute little guys to safety, and then I'm going home. Are you gonna stay here?

Tim: Yeah... just after I clean my tail. *holds it up - it's covered in goo* Eww...

*An evil shadow appears from the mist. He is entirely black and cel-shaded, and is clutching a baseball bat*

Shadow man: You're not getting out of here!

*Corona, startled, drops the slimes*

Slime #7: Tim! Throw a curveball down and in!

Tim: I don't have a baseball!

Slime #7: Throw me, then.

Tim: Let me change quick.



Tim: Let's go!

*He pitches to the shadow man, who hits the slime into the ground. The slime rolls back to Tim, who throws it to Corona at first base.*

Shadow man: @#%&! *walks back to the dugout*

Announcer: It's a one-two-three inning for the Tim who's not Tim Lincecum! Pirates lead 3-1.

*Fox Sports baseball music plays*

Corona: Thanks! See you later, okay?

Tim: Yep. Now I gotta clean this. I'll need a lot of shampoo.

 

[smashfan666]

payntbronz: "alright, enough is enough! (hurk!)"

dedede: "aw no..."

payntbronz: "(barfs up a storm of bronze spraypaint, freezing almost everyone in the room into bronze statues)"

narrator: "oh, $#@+! payntbronz froze everyone in the room! can no-one on the ship save them from his wra- (statue-ified by payntbronz)"

(meanwhile, in the hall just before the trophy room. gantu, leo, aeris, ignignokt, err, and libertyernie himself are preparing for their battle with payntbronze...)

ignignokt: "(looks through the keyhole to the room) it seems as though payntbronze has frozen everyone else here!"

gantu: "then it looks like their only hope is if we storm the room and beat payntbronz!"

err: "hell yeah, man, we gonna kick some A$$!!!!"

leo: "now, let's do this!"

aeris: "hang on... (whips out a gun) okay, ready!"

gantu: "let's do it!"

(everyone charges through the door)

payntbronz: "well, well, welly well well! if it isn't gantu, leo, aeris, ignignokt, err, and libertyernie! i'm surprised you managed to not be with the rest of your friends when they all got turned into my statues! i'm impressed! however, that doesn't mean you'll be able to defeat me! take this! (sprays)"

gantu: "look out!"

(everyone moves out of the way, but libertyernie is still turned into a statue from the neck-down)

aeris: "aw crap..."

leo: "sit tight, libertyernie! we're gonna get you outta there! (clothes turn red and orange) magma bazooka! (blasts payntbronz)"

payntbronz: "dude, no! (dodges) haha! you missed!"

leo: "sh*t... !!! (switches to quick boomerang) quick boomerang! (fires at payntbronz)"

payntbronz: "AAH! (dodges all of them)"

leo: "(catches quick boomerangs) none of my weapons are working against him!"

ignignokt: "then we will take it from here!"

err: "lock in!"

(ignignokt and err form the quad laser and fire)

(the bullet is moving very slowly)

err: "...maybe we need some music, man."

ignignokt: "yes, i- i would tend to agree..."

+song: Moving Very Slowly+

{MOVING VERY SLOWLY! VERY SLOWLY!}

(record scratches)

payntbronz: "T_T okay, this is getting boring... (shoots ignignokt & err)"

err: "AAGH!!!! man, what the hell was that for?!"

ignignokt: "ignore him, err. let's just shoot him."

(ignignokt and err pull out atari-style machine guns and start shooting at payntbronz)

gantu: "good, you hold him off while aeris & i start freeing everyone!"

payntbronz: "WHAAAAAAAT?! (tries to spray gantu)"

leo: "(jumps in front of gantu) LEAF SHIELD! (puts up a leaf shield, which holds back the spraypaint cloud)"

aeris: "(topples down the statue of retroantonio & the monarch, but nothing happens) what?!"

payntbronz: "ha ha ha! foolish ones! i've double-buffed them! that way even if they're toppled, THEY'LL REMAIN MY STATUES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

gantu: "i've got an idea! leo!"

leo: "huh?!"

gantu: "use rain flush!"

leo: "okay! (shoots a missile high up in the air, causing it to rain in the room)"

(the paint and buff melts off of all the statues and they all return to normal)

WOO! WE'RE FREE!

payntbronz: "0_0 GRRRAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! (nozzle breaks)"

(now payntbronz is coated bronze. and as he stands, the floor is slowly being coated bronze as well)

payntbronz: "huh? :flame: heh heh heh heeeeeeeeeeh...."

oh, no...

payntbronz: "so, tell me, everyone. how do you think it would feel spending the rest of your life... (fires a blast of bronze paint) BRONZIFIED?!?!?!"

all: "AAAAAAAH!!!"

Tim: "libertyernie, any ideas?"

 

[mars16]

*As Mars left the Stadium he headed toward Mushroom city*

I wonder what Madio and Weegee are up to, and that one girl.. whats her name beach *****.... Peach

*As he walked he looked to his Left and saw... Nothing he just kept walking*

*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

I can shield it temporarily! Find a plan during that time! *shield is projected*

 

[smashfan666]

gantu, is there any of that syringe formula left?

gantu: "just enough for one more shot, (aims for payntbronz) better make it count... (fires)"

payntbronz: "OH SHI-"

(BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!)

payntbronz: "ooooooooooh, you're all gonna get it NOW! (flips a switch and we're all sent into the garbage wing of the ship)"

what the hell?!

payntbronz: "we're all in the garbage wing now! and... (tries to walk away, but falls down and garbage covers him) $#@+..."

0_0 (notices a giant shredder) EVERYONE GRAB ONTO THE MAGNETIZER BELT! (everyone is lifted up, but i go to help payntbronz)

i gotcha'

payntbronz: "thanks. but you fell into my trap! :flame: (throws me towrads the blades, but i grab onto the magnetizer belt, as does payntbronz)"

(on the other side of the shredder blades)

phew! now that the toy story 3 references have stopped-

dedede: "look! i see daylight! WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY!"

darkus dragonoid: "0_0 uuh, i don't think that's daylight..."

(quick zoom to the end of the belt, which has a giant incinerator similar to the one from toy story 3)

RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

(we all try and run away)

payntbronz: "huh? (notices a ladder leading to a switch that says ' TS3 incinerator EMERGENCY SHUT-OFF') i'm going for it! (runs for the ladder, but gets into a bit of trouble getting up) uh, guys? A LITTLE STUCK HERE!!!"

i'll go getcha! (helps payntbronz up)

(payntbronz just stares at us)

just push it! PUSH IT!

wilfre: "push it!"

payntbronz: "where's your summer now, smashfan?!"

no... NOOOOO!

wilfre: "payntbronz!"

(we all fall down to the incinerator)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

hamsterviel: "(gasp!)"

(we all try to run to safety)

(marx starts tumbling toward the incinerator flames)

marx! (grabs onto him, we continue trying to evade certain death)

marie: "guys! what'll we do?!"

(spat, in hoping for us to go out with a big, heartwarming, and blast-wavy-saturn-ring bang, grabs marie's hand)

(...and stitch & angel start to hold hands)

(...and marie grabs into lee & may's hands)

(...and the eds all hold hands)

(...and bonnie & clyde)

(...and everyone from libertyernie's storylines)

(...and all the appliances)

(...and gantu, leo, aeris, ignignokt & err.)

(...and jumba & pleakley)

(...and commander apetrully & first squad)

(...and everyone's holding hands)

(wilfre, hoping to finally fix our rivalry before we die, sticks his hand out to me)

(i grab onto wilfre's hand, and we all are bracing for being burned alive. but suddenly...)

(looks up) huh?

(THE GIANT MAGNET, of all characters, grabs onto all of us and drags up out of the incinerator pit)

(later, on the deck)

(all cheering and laughing)

numbuh 86: "we're alive!!!"

way to go, magnet! (pets what is supposed to be the giant magnet's 'head') you're a big **** hero you are!

(the giant magnet starts blushing)

the monarch: "now we just gotta find payntbronz and beat the tar out of him!"

all: "YEAH!"

now... where would payntbronz be here? we already freed everyone who's been turned into a statue...

jowee: "not quite."

dedede: "w00t, another 'Drawn to Life' character!"

jowee: "while i was a statue, i overheard payntbronz talking about his 'special statue' one time."

mystique sonia: "special statue?"

jowee: "yeah. i think it's the first character he ever turned into a bronze-painted statue! he's probably down there admiring it."

mighty ray: "riiiiiiiiight... just where IS this 'special statue'?"

jowee: "i remember he mentioned it was in a room beyond a large corridor just beyond the trophy room"

then we haven't a moment to lose! let's roll!

(we all head for said room)