(bump, this thread must not die, and where the hell is retro?)
wilfre: "he's doing better than my solo album, and that was pretty good!"
(cutaway to wilfre on a stage in a spotlight)
narrator: "so go out and buy Wilfre's First Solo Album, featuring such hits as..."
wilfre: "(to the tune of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik)
iiiii have looooots of songs to sing for you! buuuut i caaaaan only sneak peek just three, OR TWO!"
narrator: "and who could forget..."
wilfre: "(to the tune of the Megaman 2 intro theme)
i'monna beat my fooooooes, and beat 'em all to hell, and back!"
narrator: "and of course, ya' GOTTA love..."
wilfre: "(to the tune of Carol Of The Bells)
buh, nah nah nah! smash brothers rocks! villains will rule, all of you n00bs! holy ****, here come the fighters! and they do not look too happy!"
(cutaway ends, wilfre is now on the shooting targets)
that music actually sounded good!
marx: "yeah, even though he's a villain, he's a GREAT songwriter!"
meta knight: "yes, i would buy his solo album if not just to hear the rest of the songs-"
(BOOM! and now we are knocked unconscious. later, i wake up in smashboards city, only my physical form seems to have changed to that of courtney from TDI *voice isn't changed, though*)
uuuugh, wha? (looking around) smashboards city? th- this is a dream, right? uugh, i must've fallen asleep. well, i might as well look around while i'm here.
(notices orochimaru and tries the vulcan nerve pinch on him)
orochimaru: "YEAAAAAAAGH!!!! what was that for?!?! (not noticing it's me) ...courtney?"
orochimaru? is that you? and, what do you mean courtney? i'm smashfan!
orochimaru: "0_0 nnnnno, you're courtney... (holds up a reflective giant snake scale to me)"
(i notice i've gotten stuck in courtney's body)
i've turned into... a WOMAN.
heh, not bad!
orochimaru: "(under breath)
pervert..."
what?
orochimaru: "i mean, we must've been sent into a virtual reality. come on, let's find the others."
(we start looking around for the others, and find dedede)
dedede: "huh?"
phew! you're here.
dedede: "is that you, smashfan?"
hhhg, yes...
dedede: "nice... (grins)"
STOP STARING AND GET YOURSELF STRAIGHT!!! (pwns dedede)
dedede: "ouch..."
sorry, i guess it's just- nevermind. we gotta find the other fighters and the villains!
(later, elsewhere)
it was SUPPOSED to be a normal day! rehab some villains, play some videogames afterward, maybe have a sexy party, but no...
i get stuck in a virtual reality, IN A WOMAN'S BODY!!!!!!
orochimaru: "well, it doesn't seem like anyone else is here."
YA THINK?! we've been searching for WEEKS!
orochimaru: "...it's been 20 minutes..."
you're right, i'm just a bit stressed. what with everything that's happened...
dedede: "...how did you get turned into a girl, anyway?"
i don't know, maybe whoever sent us here did that just for kicks and giggles. anyway, let's go!
(we go around looking for the others)
narrator: "so, smashfan, orochimaru and dedede are looking for the rest, SMASHFAN GOT TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! and other **** happened. who is the one responsible for sending our heroes into this new world? what did he or she do with retro? and will smashfan EVER cope with this?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!"
---{MID-STORY not so SHORT}---
--{a typical forum fighter technology showcase and competition}--
(the camera turns on and numbuh 274 is next to the grand councilwoman and holding a microphone)
numbuh 274: "hello f- wait, is this thing even on?"
keyper (obviously the one holding the camera): "well, i see the red light blinking, so i guess."
numbuh 274: "ugh, terrible, start over..."
(static)
numbuh 274: "hello, fellow forum fighters, and whoever else is watching. i'm numbuh 274"
grand councilwoman: "and i am the grand councilwoman"
numbuh 274: "and we are reporting live from the forum fighter technology showcase and competition. where all the geniuses, scientists, and even tech nerds of our society show some of their new technology and maybe even win the coveted (camera pans to a bunch prizes) ASSORTED PRIZES! yes, your very own pet whywolf cub, a pyrus bronze warius, a mint-condition R.O.B. imported straight from japan, a chrome-armor buzz lightyear figure-"
chrome-armor buzz lightyear: "hey, guys."
numbuh 274: "and so many, MANY others! and, new for just this year..."
numbuh 274: "a limited-edition ultraben action figure! they only made 1000 of these bad boys, so it was EXTREMELY HARD to find one! now, let's start of with forum fighters west supergeniuses, double d, and dr. jumba jookiba. so, guys. what do you have for us this year?"
double d: "thank you, numbuh 274. and as you must know, jumba and i have pooled our methods of science together to make..."
jumba: "the WATER BACANNON! (opens curtain to reveal a half-alien tech, half-2x4 technology cannon) combining sock-head boy's bamboo technology for firing waterballoons, and my own supertechnology to stabilize structure and to generate and fill balloons, the waterbacannon is capable of firing over 9000 water balloons a second!"
(the water bacannon is turned on and totally pwns mannequins of lee, may, and hamsterviel)
grand councilwoman: "impressive! (claps)"
numbuh 274: "very nice!"
double d: "just try not to go over one million a nanosecond, otherwise the explodium-&-spearmint matrix core will overheat from the pressure of having to produce that many and quite possibly injure everyone within a 20-block radius of the area"
numbuh 274 & the grand councilwoman: "0_0"
numbuh 274: "uuuuuuh, we'll keep that in mind..."
(they both walk away)
(the water bacannon starts smoking)
double D: "not good, not good, not good!"
(machine explodes)
jumba: "we probably should have remembered to turn it off...."
numbuh 274: "well, that's jumba & double D for ya', you never know what to expect! next up is the genius twin sisters from porkbelly who are now in the Forum Fighters Epsilon, susan & mary test! i hear this new invention of yours is another step towards solving world hunger, is that correct?"
mary test: "of course, numbuh 274."
(a robot with a chef's hat, a stove for a torso, a toaster oven and microwave oven for shoulders, a large refrigerator for a backpack, and every cooking instrument on it's hands appears)
susan test: "say hello to the cook-o-matic! it's capable of baking cakes, pies, and every food known to man in less than 20 seconds."
numbuh 274: "so, it's basically the secret love child of a robot and all the kitchen necessities."
mary test: "well, that's the short version, but yeah."
numbuh 274: "let's see it in action"
susan test: "okay! cook-o-matic, make cupcakes!"
cook-o-matic: "(robotic, french voice) BAKING CUPCAKES... (pours cupcake batter in pan, places it in built-in oven, and after it's done, adds icing, chocolate sprinkles, filling, and a pin to each one) CUPCAKES COMPLETE..."
susan test: "enough of these, and WOAH, NELLY!"
numbuh 274: "(bites cupcake) mmm... delicious! REALLY could have used one of those things at the forum fighter cookout..."
mary test: "you have no idea..."
(flashback to a forum fighter cookout, numbuh 274 is cooking his special 'cheese-infused hamburgers' (a recipe he through of when he was 9), and by accident, one of them blows up, covering the yard in cheese)
numbuh 274: "(sigh) not again"
625: "(licks cheese off of fingers) not bad!"
(flashback ends)
numbuh 274: "well, at least the cheese was good at the cookout. (walks off) well, now that we've had a look at the best thing about cooking ever since chowder's big mess cake, it's time to take a look at the Forum Fighter's newest doodad. made by their own princess bubblegum. so, what is there for us, princess B?"
princess bubblegum: "thank you, numbuh 274. i've spent countless hours developing a new type of extra-sticky substance to coat the gooey bomb in. and taking the original gooey bomb goo, and adding the material used to make rubber toys, centauri solar plasma, (strokes hair) and a lock of my hair, for good measure, i've developed a new version of the typical gooey bomb substance! (takes out a beaker full of an orange, translucent, sticky fluid) it is 40% stickier, so it's guaranteed to stick to opponents and not let go! the only downside is, you can't let go, either. i'm still working out the kinks to a gun i'm working on that fires these new gooey bombs, but it should work."
numbuh 274: "huh... interesting... let's see how it works..."
princess bubblegum: "okay, then (grabs a gun full of gooey bombs coated in the new substance) let's test it out, shall we? (fires 3 gooey bombs onto a mannequin of the ice king sealed in an unbreakable barrier box) now, let's see what happens..."
(calming elevator music plays)
(the new gooey bombs blow up, shattering the thought-to-be unbreakable barrier box)
all 3: "0_0"
numbuh 274: "wow... i think we have our winner!"
(everyone else in the showcase cheers and claps)
grand councilwoman: "this year's winner of the forum fighter technology showcase competition is princess bubblegum of the forum fighters for her new gooey bomb substance formula."
(a lot of people in the crowd throw their hats in the air)
princess bubblegum: "well, they do say it's an honor just to be nominated. or in this case, be a participant."
(the camera's battery is low)
keyper: "oh, crap! low battery!"
princess bubblegum: "and i'd just like to say that this is the greatest-"
--{END}--
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I KNEW IT! there's the wilfre we know!
