Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[RetroAntonio]

I'm going to eat a burrito anyways. I'll heat it in the...MICROWAVE... :C *sniff* Microwave...

 

[mars16]

*Later After Killing Th Cerebures and some other stuff Mars And Kratos Run into Hephaestus*

Hephaestus:: Ahprodite is that you My love.........Not but a Spartan and some uugh Black Person... Kratos were are you going

Kratos:: To Destroy Hadas

Hephaestus:: You think you can beat a god that Powerful

Kratos::.....

*Mars and Kratos Keeps M,oving*

Mars:: Who the heck was that deformed looking Gaint thing

Kratos::......

*Meanwhile*

 

[libertyernie]

*Cellphone rings*

Tails: Oh, that's me.

*He pulls a cellphone out of where his pocket would be if he were wearing clothes*

Tails: Hello? ... OK. Thanks. ... Bye.

Sparkster: Who was it?

Tails: It was Corona. Apparently they're starting another plotline or something.

Sparkster: So our job is to do nothing to help and occasionally pop up and make lame jokes?

Tails: Yeah. ... So what do you got?

Sparkster: Nothing. Sorry, man.

 

[smashfan666]

625: "(comforting retro) if it's any consolation, retro, you're not alone... (bites into a ham sandwich)"

(we are at the scene of battle)

shrapnel: "haha! look insecticons! fellow forum fighters, fighters!"

(on the decepticon ship)

motormaster: "cursed forum fighters!!! stunticons, form menasor and destroy the insecticons!"

(motormaster presses a button)

computer: "AUTOPILOT ENGAGED..."

(motormaster, dead end, breakdown, drag strip, and wildrider combine into menasor and enter the battlefield)

menasor: "MENASOR DESTROY!!!"

dedede: "HOLY ****, IT'S MENASOR!!!"

(menasor picks up bombshell)

bombshell: "i wouldn't do that, decepticrackhead! (shoots a cerebro-shell into menasor's brain)"

menasor: "(in extreme pain) AAAAAAAGH!!!! BRAIN HURTS!!! STUPID BUG!!!! (cerebro-shell taking over) HOW MAY I SERVE YOU, MY MASTER?"

bomshell: "shoot yourself."

menasor: "UH... OKAY... (shoots self in head... separating back into the stunticons, yet the cerebro-shell is still active, putting the stunticons under bombshell's control)"

bombshell: "hmm... 5 under the control of 1 shell! this is going to be FUN!!!"

the decepticons must've detected the explosion and signified earth's new location! and since the autobots were all destroyed in the explosion of cybertron's moon, eubonia-

(all put their hands (and hats, it they're wearing any) over their hearts in honor of the fallen)

shrapnel: "we've gotta stop them, stop them!"

(everyone gets on F.A.T.R.I.D.E while the insecticons follow with the brainwashed stunticons)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Okay, we gotta go! Woohoo, I love ships!

 

[smashfan666]

(a white and red plane, a black and purple plane, and a blue plane get the jump on us)

what the hell?!

starscream: "hahaha! you've been cut off, forum fighters!"

skywarp: "we've got the insecticons!"

thundercracker: "wait, are those the stunticons with them?! i've got them!"

skywarp: "waitwaitwaitwaitnononoNONO- ffffffffffff****..."

(on astrotrain, megatron & soundwave are playing some kind of board game called 'the game of autobot life')

megatron: "normally i think this would be pretty ironic, but really, i'm just bored as hell..."

astrotrain: "earth's coming up in a few miles. great time, too."

megatron: "finally! (blasts the game board)"

soundwave: "0.0 I ALMOST GOT THAT RAISE I WANTED SINCE 6 TURNS AGO, @$$HOLE..."

megatron: "i can finally claim this world as my own!"

soundwave: "GREAT. THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTING ALL THAT BACK..."

megatron: "(aggrivated) WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE F**KING BOARD GAME ALREADY, SOUNDWAVE?!"

soundwave: "VERY WELL..."

(back with us, we're still trying to fend off starscream and the jets)

starscream: "you will never defeat megatron, human SCUM!!!"

spat: "there ARE people who are just barely human in here, y'know!!!"

starscream: "whatever! (shoots at us)"

all of us: "AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

numbuh 86: "this isn't good, 78% damage to F.A.T.R.I.D.E!"

numbuh 362: "i don't think he can take much more of what starscream's dishing out!"

F.A.T.R.I.D.E: "i can take it, guys! just gimme a few minutes with that red sky-hog son of a b*tch! (shooting at starscream like crazy)"

starscream: "AAAAAHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

(thundercracker is trying to shoot the brainwashed stunticons)

thundercracker: "what the hell is wrong with you?!?!"

(the stunticons form menasor and swat away thundercracker)

thundercracker: "OWW!!! frickin' insecticons... starscream! the insecticons brainwashed the stunticons!"

starscream: "WWWWWHAT?!?! aw man, we're in some deep sh*t now! RETREAT!!!"

(starscream, thundercracker and skywarp fly away)

dedede: "yeah, you better run, ya' buncha' cowards!!!"

okay, this is bad. the decepticons know we're after them!

numbuh 362: "we'll have to defeat megatron himself if we want to stop them."

then let's go!

(F.A.T.R.I.D.E flies off as the insecticons and brainwashed stunticons follow)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Megatron's pretty strong and big and bad though...we've fought strong things before though, and I'm sure if we work as a team, we can win any batt-OH MY GOD AN ENEMY!

 

[smashfan666]

(the huge constructicon combination, Devastator, appears)

devastator: "NOTHING DEFEATS DEVASTATOR!!!"

AAAH!!! BOMBSHELL! TELL THE STUNTICONS TO FORM MENASOR!

bombshell: "right! MINIONS! COMBINE!!!!"

stunticons: "(monotone) YES MASTER..."

(the stunticons form menasor)

bombshell: "BEAT THE HELL OUT OF DEVASTATOR!!!"

(menasor and devastator are locked in combat)

dedede: "MENASOR VS DEVASTATOR?! THAT'S JUST EPIC! man, i wish i'd brought my camera!"

escargoon: "i got it! (holds up a camera)"

dedede: "thanx! (starts taking pictures of the best hits)"

 

[libertyernie]

Meanwhile, in Sparkster's house:

*A small pink and white capsule drops from the sky*

Tails: Where did this come from, Sparky?

Sparkster: What is it?

Tails: It's one of those Smash Bros capsules. Sonic game me one as a souvenir.

*Sparkster grabs it and breaks it open. A ton of fry bread comes out*

Tails: If I had known that was filled with fry bread I wouldn't have just eaten lunch.

Sparkster: What's fry bread?

Corona: "Fried bread (also spelled frybread or fry bread, also known as bannock) is a Native American food, found throughout the United States. It was first made in the early 1600s. Frybread is a flat dough fried or deep-fried in oil, shortening, or lard. The dough is generally leavened by yeast or baking powder."

Sparkster: How do you know that?

Corona: My dad sells wikipedias.

Sparkster: Well, I'm going to go fly above the battle scene and drop all this bread on it. That way I'm at least doing something.

Tails: You're the oldest; go ahead.

Corona: I can't fly.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Can I download the pictures and put em on Facebook?

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "hell, why not?"

menasor: "THIS ENDS NOW! DESTROY!"

(menasor pummels devastator back into being the constructicons and throws them into the junkyard)

(the constructicons land on the conveyor belt to the crusher, battered so bad that they can't move)

scrapper: "0.0 aw shi-"

(CRUNCH!!!)

(scrapper is now a junk box)

hook: "SCRAPPER!"

(hook is crushed as well)

(and longhaul)

(and bonecrusher)

(and mixmaster)

(and finally scavenger)

(back at the battlefield)

shrapnel: "haha! we won't have to worry about them ever again, again!"

now to find the ship that megatron's on. shouldn't be that hard!

(we are upon thousands of identical decepticon ships)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[RetroAntonio]

Grrrrrrrrreat. Well, do we flee, or fight?

 

[smashfan666]

we fight. nobody's taking over the earth while we're here to do something about it!

(rex activates his jetpack, smackdown hands, and robot boots)

(jake molds his ears into wings)

(rex, meta knight, galacta knight, marx (me riding), jake (finn riding), numbuh 362 (wearing a F.L.A.P.P.U.H.), numbuh 86 (also wearing a F.L.A.P.P.U.H.), spat (marie riding) and retro all fly out with the insecticons to destroy the decepticon ships)

thundercracker: "them AGAIN?!"

(starscream, thundercracker & skywarp all fly out to fight us, along with thrust, dirge & ramjet)

rex: "bogeys, 12:00!"

(rex uses his mechanical smackdown hands to wreck ramjet, sending him falling to the ground)

ramjet: "WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee???"

(crash!)

thundercracker: "WE'VE GOT ONE MAN DOWN! ONE MAN DOWN!"

starscream: "SH*T!!!"

skywarp: "GET THAT F**KING KID!!! (launches a grenade) GRENADE!!!"

rex: "WOAH! (punches the grenade to starscream) YOU take it!"

starscream: "I don't want it! (throws it to dirge) YOU have it!"

dirge: "NO WAY! (throws it to skywarp)"

skywarp: "AH! (tosses it to blitzwing)"

blitzwing: "AH SLAG!!! THAT'S A LIVE BOMB!!! (throws it to numbuh 86)"

numbuh 86: "no grenades for me, thanks! YOU take it! (throws it to kickback, who then throws it back to starscream)"

(ineligible yelling as rex, starscream, thundercracker, dirge, thrust, skywarp, spat & marie, me & marx, numbuh 362, numbuh 86 and the insecticons are apparently playing Grenade Hot Potato)

 

[RetroAntonio]

This is an awesome fight! *kicks grenade into sky* I just watched Princess and the Frog recently, why don't we include some songs from that? Anyways, *grenade explodes as it drops on skywarp* Pwned!

Skywarp: WTF...*boom*

 

[libertyernie]

*Doorbell rings*

Corona: I'll get it.

*He opens the door*

R.O.B.: Hey, I just moved here, and I'm making a computerized database of who all lives around myself.

Corona: Well, Tails is a fox, Sparkster's a possum, and I'm a human. So we're all animals.

R.O.B.: OK, thanks. I'll go compile some statistics. Hey, do you know where I could get a tune-up, by the way?

Sparkster: Look! I found a wrench!

Tails: That won't even help.

Corona: Ah, whatever.

 

[RetroAntonio]

(You are a good drawer)

 

[smashfan666]

(rex punches out the rest of the jets *and blitzwing* who land in the junkyard, immobile)

starscream: "0.0 this does NOT look good..."

(we all make it onto astrotrain, where megatron is...)

megatron: "so, YOU are an extent of the forum fighters that have caused me so much anger throughout these millions of cycles... come and meet your DOOM!!! GET THEM, SOUNDWAVE!!!"\

soundwave: "AS YOU COMMAND, MEGATRON... (transforms into a stereo system and starts blasting out-of-tune heavy metal)"

rex: "AAAGH!!! THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!!"

shrapnel: "NOT SO FAST, WE'RE GOING TO BEAT YOU, GO GET EM', GET EM'!"

numbuh 86: "ARGH! STOP IT! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE, YOU STUPID SOUND SYSTEM!!!"

HOLY F**KING SH*T, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE'S WORSE!!!!!

soundwave: "(ejects 3 tapes which transform into a robot, a tiger, and a bird) FRENZY, RAVAGE, LASERBEAK, ATTACK."

laserbeak: "*squawk!*"

ravage: "*snarls*"

frenzy: "time to bust some heads!"

dedede: "oh no you don't! (pounds frenzy with hammer, sending him flying out of the ship)"

frenzy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(BOOM!)

soundwave: "0.0 RAVAGE, LASERBEAK, RETREAT! WE'RE IN OVER OUR HEADS."

(laserbeak, ravage, soundwave, and those decepticons that form a camera jump out)

astrotrain: "wait! guys! ever heard of 'hold the line'?!"

megatron: "DIE YOU MISERABLE-!!!"

(megatron starts shooting everything in here)

(we're all dodging the blasts)

this isn't good. we need a plan!

bombshell: "i'm going to randomly kill off the stunticons for no reason!"

(menasor separates into the stunticons, who transform to their car forms and drive into the junkyard and into the crusher)

magnet: "O_ 0 "

bombshell: "dead end always WAS contemplating his doom... plus, my control over them was wearing thin..."

well, now we need some kind of giant robot of our OWN...

(we all jump off, where F.A.T.R.I.D.E catches us and we go back to forum fighter HQ)

okay, we DO have the insecticons with us. that's not enough, but it's a start. we need some kind of team of 5 robots that can form into a- a SUPER ROBOT!

dedede: "something like those stunticons, but more powerful."

and it's gotta be cool. REALLY cool!

(imagines 2 jets, 2 cars, and a tank turning into robots, then a giant robot)

ME HAVE IDEA!!!

all: "what??"

2 jets for legs, 2 cars for arms, and a tank for the main body! and we'll call them...

THE PROTECTOBOTS!!!

numbuh 362: "taken..."

THE ARMYBOTS!!!

dedede: "lame!"

the automatronics?

all: "YEAH!!!"

now all we need is a tank, 2 jets, 2 cars, the technology that allows them to turn into robots, and... THE KEY TO VECTOR SIGMA...

all: "THE KEY TO VECTOR SIGMA?!?!?!"

(flashback to silverbolt shooting the key to vector sigma)

dedede: "but... didn't silverbolt destroy that thing in The Key to Vector Sigma Part 2?"

kickback: "actually, uh, i sorta, (hold up another "key to vector sigma") held onto a spare. heh..."

numbuh 362: "and we have the technology to convert them..."

great! now all we need is the vehicles...

numbuh 86: "ha! it's MONDAY! where are we going to find any vehicles on a MONDAY?!"

(someone knocks on the door)

numbuh 86: "i'll get it!"

(a salesman is at the door with a tank, 2 army bombers of different colors, a hyundai, and a ferrari)

salesman: "congratulations! you've been randomly selected to win these 5 spiffy vehicles!"

numbuh 86: "0.0 i stand corrected..."

(later, we are in the vector sigma chamber with the vehicles (as robots) upon the computer known as vector sigma)

now to put the key into the computer and we'll be in business!

kickback: "i got it!"

(kickback puts the key into vector sigma, who activates)

vector sigma: "I AM VECTOR SIGMA! BEFORE CYBERTRON WAS, I WAS! WHO REACTIVATES ME?"

the forum fighters!

vector sigma: "WHAT HAVE YOU COME FOR?"

to give life to these robots. the decepticons have invaded earth and plan to control it. we need the automatronics to defend our world and drive the decepticons away. let them be able to think on their own, value life wherever they may find it, and be the ultimate force of good next to the forum fighters.

vector sigma: "VERY WELL. IT SHALL BE DONE."

(vector sigma shocks the Automatronics with lightning, giving them personalities.)

vector sigma: "PERSONALITY PROGRAMMING COMPLETED."

(to the automatronics) i am smashfan666. we forum fighters are the ones who created you. and with the help of vector sigma. well, pretty much, welcome to existence.

tank: "i guess i'm the leader, then. i'm Breakwall."

bomber 1: "and i'll be BigTech."

bomber 2: "i'm Gekkodon."

ferrari: "me? i suppose i'm Speed-Zappence!"

hyundai: "i'm... er.... hand on, gimme a minute..."

breakwall: "c'mon, man, the guys need a name!"

hyundai: "(looks at brand) hyundai! my name is hyundai!"

gekkodon: "T_T talk about self-explanatory..."

hyundai: "gimme a break, it was the first thing that came to mind."

breakwall: "hyundai's right. but enough about that. why are we even here?"

to defend the earth against the decepticons, among other threats (lolface), with us forum fighters.

finn: "trust us on this, it's so awesome!"

breakwall: "well, if the boy with the awesome hat says so. then LET'S KICK SOME DECEPTICON TAILLIGHT!"

that's the spirit, automatronics!

(we all head back on earth, and are fighting the decepticons yet again)

megatron: "back for more, weak humans? and... whatever the f**k the rest of you are?"

oh yeah, but WE won't be doing the fighting...

(the automatronics come in and transform into robots)

breakwall: "we will!"

megatron: "wha?! who are these guys?!"

breakwall: "we're the automatronics! (turns into a tank and blasts megatron)"

megatron: "GAHH!!! you think you have the upper hand just because you have these things. but you don't! we have the combaticons!"

(the combaticons (onslaught, vortex, blast off, swindle, and brawl) form into bruticus)

bruticus: "I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"

all except megatron & bruticus: "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

i know just what to do... AUTOMATRONICS! FORM MECHOSTROBE!

(breakwall gains a larger head that looks like menasor's *except with 4 spikes* and larger armor plating, bigtech & gekkodon become 2 legs, hyundai becomes a left-arm, and speed-zappence turns into a right arm, and they come together to form mechostrobe)

bruticus: "AUTOBOT-LIKE SCUM!!! DESTROY!!!"

mechostrobe: "NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!"

(mechostrobe & bruticus are locked in combat)

dedede: "THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE GOTTA TAPE!!! (is recording it with video camera)"

 

[libertyernie]

Sparkster: Guys! Guys! You won't believe what is happening out there!

Tails: What?

Sparkster: A giant slime is eating everything in sight! It's a disaster!

Corona: There's only one thing to do.

Tails: Defeat it?

Corona: Close. We're gonna adopt it.

Sparkster: Whaaaa???

Corona: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

[He puts his shoes on and runs outside]

 

[RetroAntonio]

Taping this is awesome! *hears a screaming in a far away hill* What's that?

 

[smashfan666]

(screaming draws near)

(someone we can't see crashes onto me)

OWW!!! why do i have to be put through all this (quickly sees that rouge the bat crashed onto me) heh-heh-HELLO!!!

(saxophone playing, which darth from 6teen is revealed to be playing)

(punches darth out of the way)

rouge: "that hurt like-"

(apparently attracted to rouge) hey there, miss... uh... sorry about the spikes... on my avatar... i-i can change it to something else, if you like.

rouge: "nah, that's okay. at least you broke my fall"

heh, you're welcome. so, how'd you get here?

rouge: "well... something shot me out of the sky and burned my left wing. see? (shows that left wing has a huge perfectly circular hole in it)"

ooh... does it hurt?

rouge: "y'know, it actually does, kind of-"

(dedede touches the burn hole)

rouge: "OW!"

dedede: "hahahahahahaha!"

that's dedede, and the snail is escargoon. don't mind them. they're the team's goofballs.

(dedede whacks escargoon with his hammer)

rouge: "(snickers) they're pretty funny."

yeah, and dedede's actually a great fighter. you should see him in action in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

(bruticus pounds mechostrobe back into the automatronics)

breakwall: "we need to beat that guy!"

bigtech: "gekkodon & i got him from the sky!"

(bigtech & gekkodon transform into their bomber forms)

gekkodon: "yeah, we got this!"

(bigtech & gekkodon are launching missiles at bruticus)

bruticus: "HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU-?!"

(breakwall turns into his tank form and starts blasting bruticus)

bruticus: "THIS IS INSANITY!!!"

hyundai: "insanity??"

(hyundai & speed-zappence turn into their car forms)

hyundai: "THIS... IS... EARTH!!!"

(hyundai & speed-zappence are ramming into bruticus's legs)

rouge: "what's THAT?!"

that huge robot is bruticus, & those 5 vehicles around him are the automatronics. the automatronics are with us. but bruticus is with the decepticons. an evil army of robots bent on destruction. the decepticons are led by megatron.

rouge: "megatron?"

marie: "bad dude. WAY bad."

rouge: "uh, thanks for the heads up, blue girl."

dedede: "(staring at rouge, hearts in eyes) you're sexy..."

rouge: "0_0 (punches dedede)"

how long until you can get back on your feet?

rouge: "i don't really know."

numbuh 86: "(looking at rouge's burn) judging from the size of that hole & the embers leftover on it, i'd say about a 8 to 10 weeks."

numbuh 362: "that bad, huh?"

numbuh 86: "yep."

(numbuh 86 bandages up rouge's wing)

rouge: "wow, where'd she learn her medicine?"

she was on the KND health unit before being head of decomissioning, and after that became global tactical officer.

rouge: "KND?"

marie: "the kids next door."

rouge: "oh yeah, i've heard of those guys. good stuff they do, those people. it's too bad most of 'em... y'know..."

toaster: "yeah."

rouge: "WHAT THE?!"

lampy: "it's alright, we won't hurt you!"

rouge: "*panting* oh... well, it's still a bit weird seeing talking toasters, lamps, blankets, vaccuums, and radios. (sees experiment 625) 0_0 but THAT'S even stranger... "

(the automatronics are still fighting off bruticus)

625: "woah! this battle's getting EPIC!!! (finishes off a bologna sandwich, then hands rouge one) sandwich?"

rouge: "(takes the sandwich) uuuuh, thanks..."

dedede: "(recording match) yeah! yeah! yeah!"

(BOOM!!!)

dedede: "OOOOH! right in bruticus's optic sensors!"

bruticus: "AAGH!!! I CAN'T SEE!!! (separates back into the combaticons)"

(the combaticons are going after the automatronics)

625: "this is starting to get intense!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow, Rouge is here! Can't believe it, this is so cool! And this fight is craaaaaazy!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "and i just put the finishing touches on a music video i was working on this whole time!"

(dedede plays a music video of all kind of different G1 transformers characters (optimus prime, megatron, starscream, bumblebee, unicron, blitzwing, wreck gar, the aerialbots, the stunticons, daniel witwicky in an exosuit, arcee, springer, trypticon, ultra magnus, grimlock, slag, swoop, rodimus prime, snarl, sludge, soundwave, metroplex, goldbug, etc.) transforming from either robot to vehicle or vehicle to robot (sometimes even both) and even loads of fighting happening to 'Friends on the other side')

Dr. Facilier: "Don't you disrespect me little man. Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, not your world. And I got friends on the other side."

Shadows/Chorus: "He's got friends on the other side."

Dr. Facilier: "Thats an echo gentlemen, Just a little something we have here in Louisiana. A little parlor trick, don't worry. Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease. If you relax it will enable me to do- anything I please. I can read your future, I can change around some, too. I look deep into your heart and soul- you do have a soul, don't you Lawrence? Make your wildest dreams come true! I got Vodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I aint even tried! And I got friends on the other side."

Shadows/Chorus: "He's got friends on the other side!"

Dr. Facilier: "The cards, the cards, the cards will tell. The past, the present, and the future as well. The cards... the cards... Just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me! Now you young man are from across the sea. You've come from two long lines of royalty, I'm a royal myself on my mother's side. Your life style's high...! But your funds are low... You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough. Mom and dad cut you off, huh play boy? Now y'all better get hitched, but hitching ties you down- You just wanna be free, hop from place to place, but freedom, takes green... Heh heh heh... It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need...! And when I look into the future is the green that I see. On you little man I don't want wanna waste much time. You've been pushed around all your life! You've been pushed around by your mother, and your sister and your brother. And if you was married- you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future- the you I see... is exactly the man you always wanted to be. Shake my hand. Come on boys, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand...? Yes... Are you ready?!"

Shadows/Chorus: "Are you ready?!"

Dr. Facilier: "Are you- ready?! Transformation Central!"

Shadows/Chorus: "Transformation Central!"

Dr. Facilier: "Transformation Central!"

Shadows/Chorus: "Transformation Central!"

Dr. Facilier: "Transformafacation Central! Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright! I hope you're satisfied. BUT, if you ain't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side... Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Shadows/Chorus: "You got what you wanted! What you want's what you get! On the other side! Hush..."

(video ends)

rouge: "0.0 uuuuh... wow..."

dedede: "y'like? i think i went a little heavy on the soundwave clips, though..."

(shocked at dedede's video, megatron is knocked out making a face similar to peter griffin lying dead after he watched that video from The Ring... (cartoony pupils and all))

(vortex is shooting at gekkodon & bigtech)

vortex: "you guys are frickin' idiotic!"

bigtech: "okay, gekkodon. ready?"

gekkodon: "as i'll ever be, bigtech!"

(gekkodon barrel rolls straight for vortex)

vortex: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! (dodges) phew, that was close..."

(bigtech shoots vortex while he's distracted)

vortex: "(falling down) I'M DOWN! I'M DOWWWWWWWN!!!!! (crashes into brawl)"

brawl: "AAAAAAAAGH!!!! FLAMING VORTEX!! IT BURNS US!!! IT BURNS US!!!"

(swindle is chasing after hyundai & speed-zappence)

swindle: "i'm gonna get you!"

hyundai: "betcha' can't catch me!"

swindle: "oh yes i can! and i WILL!"

(hyundai goes over a ramp)

swindle: "i have you now!"

(as swindle is over the ramp, he crashes into blastoff in midair)

swindle & blast off: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

hyundai: "4 combaticon creeps down, one to go!"

(onslaught & breakwall transform into their vehicle modes)

onslaught: "looks like it's just me and you..."

breakwall: "bring it on!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Perfect music video! I want to play this music if any characters I like die, BTW. Listen to this, and tell me if you are sad. If you kill someone though I might cry. :C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ19n421nBc

 

[smashfan666]

O_O...

rouge: "uh..."

625: "he... he looked up at the sky and there was a constellation there &... woah... just... just, wow... the end of that video was more depressing than the music... *sniffles, eats a sandwich*"

(dedede & escargoon are sobbing their eyes out)

i gotta admit, that's heart-touching...

(BOOM!!!)

dedede: "(he & escargoon pulling themselves together) the explosion hit!"

625: "(dressed like an old-timey sideshow caller) and the missiles have hit! which one has survived, ladies and gentlemen? let's clear the smoke and find out!"

(the smoke clears. onslaught is in pieces. breakwall is a little battered, but nonetheless survived.)

(all except megatron & astrotrain cheering)

megatron: "AAAAGH!!!! THIS SUCKS WALRUS BALLS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHOT OUT FOR THIS!!!"

astrotrain: "(transforms into space shuttle) let's get out of here!"

megatron: "(gets on astrotrain, shaking fist at us) I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaack!"

(the sky turns bright again)

all: "(cheering)"

shrapnel: "WE DID IT, DID IT!"

kickback: "which means i suppose we should head back to our respective bases!"

(the insecticons turn into their alternate forms and go back to their hive-like base)

shrapnel: "SEE YOU LATER, LATER!"

(the insecticons are out of sight by now)

rouge: "those guys are nuts. but they seem good enough."

breakwall: "i suppose we should be going, too."

marie: "you're not gonna stay with us?"

breakwall: "guys. i'm really flattered by your offer, but there's a whole world out there full of who-knows-what kind of interesting stuff i'd really like to see. and what if something you're not able to find out about until it's too late attacks? we're going to find a place to stay of our own, and if the decepticons invade again, just remember. we've got it."

(breakwall and the automatronics transform into their alternate forms and head off into the sunset)

gekkodon: "bye!"

bigtech: "see ya' later!"

hyundai: "don't forget to remember us!"

we should probably keep you at our place until you're back to 100%, rouge.

rouge: "you'd do that for me?"

hell yeah!

(later, back at HQ)

rouge: "so, this is forum fighter HQ?"

yep. we're always patrolling these pages 24/7 to bring down bad guys and keep smashboards safe from their wrath. like those decepticons we beat back there.

rouge: "so, where's my room?"

i'm sure we have something available.

(rouge and i are walking down a hall where there are a bunch of rooms)

ah, here we go!

(door opens, revealing a room full of both pink and gothic stuff)

rouge: "wow."

*ahem* yes, "wow" is right.

(rouge plops down onto a black bed with a pink mattress)

rouge: "i gotta hand it to ya', you really went all-out."

yeah. we-

dedede: "(shoves me aside) only the best for our guests here at 'casa de forum fighters'!"

(getting up) i could have put that a bit better, but that's a good example, dedede. anyway, i can tell you're tired, rouge. what from the long day & all. so, i'll just leave you to get some rest.

(closes door, rouge goes to sleep)

(dedede & i are walking to the living room to watch TV)

dedede: "you must be some kinda hospitable nut!"

not really. it's just, she has a broken wing. and we've got to do everything we can to get her back to 100% full strength.

dedede: "is that why you gave her the BED?"

yes.

dedede: "the TV?"

yes.

dedede: "the CARPETING?!"

well, actually-

dedede: "and the extra closet space? and the wallpaper? and the mini-fridge? and- 0.0 (smirking slyly)"

(stuttering)

dedede: "you LIKE her, don't you?"

well, actually, i, erm, well, you see, uh... okay, fine, you got me.

dedede: "honestly, i can't blame you!"

(10-second pause in dialogue)

dedede: "man, this hallway's LONG."

ah, it's the ol' repeat-animation trick. so that it'll leave room for as much conversation as required, while only SLIGHTLY breaking the logic of how long this hallway REALLY is!

dedede: "i gotta say, it's a pretty neat trick!"

yeah, a lot of things use it!

(king dedede & i get on the couch.)

dedede: "in the credits, i think people get the point now that we're with you. so why not just get rid of that?"

good idea. i think the others'd like that, too.

(all agreeing)

dedede: "i hear that!"

(dedede clicks the remote and the screen goes black.)

+credits music: ssbb theme (awesome/$00pah nin10doh remix)+

--{STAFF}--

--{Characters}--

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - main character 2

marx - smashfan's friend

king dedede - self-proclaimed king of dreamland

escargoon - dedede's assistant

meta knight - leader of the meta knights, commander of the halberd

galacta knight - the greatest warrior in the galaxy

finn - righteous adventurer

jake - finn's shapeshifting talking dog

princess bubblegum - princess of the candy kingdom

rex - providence's secret weapon

bobo haha - rex's friend

agent six - providence agent

wham bam jewel - jewel golem (species)

olimar - only hocotate freight employee of any merit

toaster - an electric toaster

lampy - a desklamp

radio - a multichannel radio

blanky - an electric blanket

kirby - a vacuum

marie kanker - tricky sneak

spat - the all-fibber

numbuh 86 - KND global tactical officer

numbuh 362 - supreme commander of the KND

giygas - ex-embodiment of evil

experiment 625/reuben - sandwich lover

fireman.exe - fire navi

sonic the hedgehog - fastest thing alive

rouge the bat - treasure and jewel hunter

insecticons - reformed decepticons, forum fighters (swamp)

megatron - leader of the decepticons, main antagonist

soundwave - megatron's most loyal follower, likely deceased

starscream - about to betray megatron and rule single-handedly, deceased

breakwall - leader of the automatronics

bigtech - scientist of the automatronics

speed-zappence - speedy guy of the automatronics

gekkodon - tacticalist of the automatronics

hyundai - special ops of the automatronics

other transformers - most deceased

the giant magnet - cameo

crushing machine - cameo

vector sigma - the megacomputer which gives all transformers life.

--{Locations}--

Forum Fighter HQ

Cybertron

Desert Battlefield

Vector Sigma Chamber

Forum Fighter HQ (Insecticons)

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. we own nothing. all characters, music, clips and otherwise are property of their respective owners. i am terribly sorry if i left anything out. goddammit this post was long...

And the decepticons were driven away, and the world was saved...

The Automatronics headed off into the sunset, possibly never to be seen again.

They & the insecticons had statues made in their honor from gratitude of all smashboards.

Rouge should be back on her feet in a few weeks.

Megatron is licking his wounds back on cybertron.

And everything was now peaceful at last

--{THE END, FOR NOW.}--

EDIT: i worked on this post for quite literally ALL NIGHT... (seriously tired)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Daw...all night, a post. Anyways, I can make pancakes! Anyone want some?!?!

DDD: Of course! Lots now!

Okay...*a knock on the door* Who is it? *opens the door*

Milkman: Zombies...killing...ugh........*dies*

*looks outside* It doesn't look nice out here...zombies. They're here. That big giant nuclear explosion from last night's news, do you remember that?

Escargoon: Yeah, they said it was big, and giant, and nuclear.

Exactly! It turned everyone into zombies!

Marx: No way!

Finn: Sounds kinda awesome to me.

Creepy though...*huddles to escargoon* I'll protect you!

CHAPTER 9000: LEFT 4 DEAD...EXCEPT NOT 4 PEOPLE...

 

[smashfan666]

(king sandy (from codename: kids next door) enters on a hoverchair wearing more zombie-themed attire instead of sandcastle-themed, and is also apparently a year older or two)

king sandy: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

dedede: "king sandy?!"

king sandy: "that is a name i have outgrown, knave. because of my control over a zombie army, and my new attire, you may now address me as; KING ZOMBO!!!"

can we still use pics of your old self fore tension moments? it'd be pretty hard to get a pic of you dressed like THAT...

king zombo (king sandy): "eh, sure why not. ZOMBIES!!! GET THEM!!!"

zombies: "DESTROY FORUM FIGHTERS..."

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! barricade all the doors and windows! dedede, set up the anti-zombie forcefield! marx, start a fresh pot of coffee! i'm thirsty.

(dedede sets up a force field. marx turns on the coffee maker. numbuh 86, agent six, numbuh 362, escargoon, marie & spat are blocking the doors and windows with a lot of objects and then shove on the barricade on the main entrance for extra blockage.)

agent six: "those zombies- aren't getting in here while WE'VE got barricades!"

(outside...)

king zombo: "break down that forcefield! DO IT, DO IT, DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!!"

zombies: "YES, O MIGHTY KING ZOMBO..."

(the zombies are banging on the forcefield, putting but a crack in it.)

(back inside)

dedede: "AH!!! g-g-g-guys? th-th-th-the zombies put a c-c-c-c-crack in the f-f-f-f-f-forcefield..."

0.0 (screams to the frickin' high heavens...)

(in heaven)

jesus: "did you hear that?"

god: "just pretend it isn't there, son. it'll go away soon enough."

jesus: "mrenh, whatever you say..."

(back with us)

(ding!)

coffee's done!

(gets a huge cup of coffee and takes a big gulp of it.)

aaaaaaah... that's good stuff... now about these zombies... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! THEY BROKE THE FORCEFIELD!!!

marx: "relax, man. we still have the barricades. they'll NEVER get in!"

(the main entrance barricade breaks, sending agent six, numbuh 86, escargoon, spat, marie, and numbuh 362 flying into the wall.)

MY F**KING GOD, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!

zombies: "DESTROY FORUM FIGHTERS..."

GET THE ZOMBIES!!!!

finn: "alright! i've been waiting for this! (starts slicing up the zombies)"

rex: "save some for me, finn! (utilizes BFS and is slashing the zombies)"

jake: "hey, i want in on this! (molds hand into a blade and is slicing with rex & finn)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Aight! *looks on a table* Molotovs here! Better grab everything I can...*throws molotov, setting a few zombies on fire*

 

[smashfan666]

maybe we can try and reason with them! i WAS a zombie once.

(speaks zombiese)

rrgh! raghregh regh flerghegh gerghegh?!

*translation: hey! what do you zombies want from us?!*

zombie: "gregh, flarghey grarghey blargy blegh! PTOOEY!"

*translation: nothing much, all we ask for is brains, and to kill that son of a b*tch blargy! PTOOEY!*

argh, gregh bregh grarghey mregh. greghrow, stanley!

*translation: ah, i think some of that can be arranged. see ya, stanley!*

zombie: "greghrow, smashfan!"

*translation: see ya, smashfan!*

they say they just want brains. and to kill blargy.

another zombie: "GREGH GREEGRARGH KING ZOMBO!"

*translation: LONG LIVE KING ZOMBO!*

and they have to obey king zombo because they were never put to rest. they want brains, so that's exactly what we'll give em'!

(later, i'm trying to stuff a book of basic knowledge into a zombie's head)

go in there, ya' f**kin' book! GO!!! IN!!!

(the book rebounds and hits dedede)

dedede: "(in slight pain) i'm okay!"

AHA! I GOT IT!

(i try stuffing a larger book into the zombie's ear, crushing him flat)

darn it, the bigger book didn't work either!

(all of us *except rouge* thinking on something)

dedede: "maybe we can send 'em to a university..."

*all thinking*

rouge: "...or we could just break the {GUNSHOT}ing kid's scepter!!!"

hmm... good idea!

escargoon: "wait, when did rouge get a gun?"

rouge: "*shrugs*"

numbuh 86: "figures, there IS a lot of logic inconsistencies in this..."

(we start battering our way through the zombies to get to king zombo/king sandy)

king zombo: "those morons AGAIN? i have no time for these peasants... (leaves for some kind of ominous faraway castle in a ridiculously plain-sized graveyard)"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRICK.

(the zombies pile up on F.A.T.R.I.D.E.)

FRICK FRICK FRICK!

(a zombie grabs on to me)

0.0 FRICK INFINITY!!!

(shoves the zombie off)

meta knight: "MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!! (clicks the halberd car-keys)"

(the halberd enters)

+tune: meta knight's revenge (map)+

meta knight: "everybody on! except the zombies."

(we all get on the open hatch on the halberd, but rouge gets grabbed by a zombie)

rouge: "ah! they got me!"

(grabs rouge's hand)

i gotcha'!

(pulls rouge on the halberd)

rouge: "*sigh* thanks. that was TOO CLOSE!"

meta knight: "(trying to seem like a flight attendant) hello all passengers. this is your pilot, meta knight, speaking. our next stop is the impossibly evil castle of king sandy who has now become king zombo. while in superspeed, i advise you to fasten your seatbelts and... (now seeming more wild, in an american voice) HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR! (laughing like a madman and puts the halberd into superspeed)"

(we are flying toward king zombo's evil fortress)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Woah, superspeed! Infinity, and below!

Radio: I'd have to say, we are moving at quite a fast velocity.

*zombies get launched up to our ship*

Crap, get ready to fight.

 

[smashfan666]

meta knight: "0.0 (puts the halberd into autopilot)"

computer: "AUTOPILOT ENGAGED... (dedede's voice) TO YO' MOMMA!"

meta knight: "T_T dedede..."

(meta knight joins the battle against quite a few zombies)

finn: "everyone who can use a sword, SLICE THEIR F**KING HEADS OFF!"

(finn, jake, rex, agent six, meta knight, galacta knight, and radio all start slicing *and radio jabbing* the zombies)

radio: "(jabbing zombies) take that! and that! and that!"

(a zombie of an alarm clock approaches radio)

alarm clock zombie: "brains..."

radio: "YIKES! alarm clock! hey, you keep away from me, you ringing beast!"

(the alarm clock zombie is chasing after radio)

radio: "(running) AH! HE'S AFTER ME! AHAHA! HELP!"

(a bright light shines at the alarm clock, blinding him)

radio: "my dials! the light to the other side! o magic light, whisk me away to where these zombie's lost souls have-"

(the light is revealed to be lampy shining his light)

lampy: "you freak me out sometimes, radio."

radio: "oh, it's you!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Aight...do you hear that? *woman crying* I'm going to follow it. *opens a door to a dark room* Hello? *sees the crying girl...zombie.* Crap...it's a zombie. And it's creepy looking...it's fingers! AGH, that's weird!

-THE WITCH HAS BEEN STARTLED-

Crap, I guess I made her mad! *runs to the deck with the witch following*

(It's from Left 4 Dead.)

 

[libertyernie]

*Corona comes back inside*

Corona: Hey, sorry that took a couple of page-HOLY CRAP!

*Sparkster is a zombie, and Tails in hiding in the corner hiding behind his tails*

Corona: Zombies! You will NOT TAKE MY FRIEND!

*The slime that Corona rescued coughs up the Four Sword*

Tails: Yeah, you were right, that thing with the slime was a good idea.

*Corona grabs the sword and splits in four*

BLUE - perseverance

RED - passion

GREEN - courage

WHITE - comic relief

White Corona: Come on, libertyernie. You have got to be kidding me.

Sorry, it's not my decision. I'm not a character like the other two guys are. I just narrate.

*All four Coronas surrond Zombie Sparkster and try to fend off his attacks. Remember, Sparkster still has a jetpack*

 

[smashfan666]

(kirby is sleeping, but hears the witch drawing near and wakes up, startled)

kirby: "RUN!!!"

(kirby is running from the witch)

(i notice kirby running away)

kirby?

kirby: "CAN'T TALK, GOTTA RUN, WITCH AFTER ME!"

hmm?

(see the witch)

AAAHH!!!

(fires a dark energy ball at the witch, destroying her)

rouge: "(seeing what happened) remind me that he can do THAT!"

625: "(surrounded by zombies) c'mon, zombies. why don't we settle this over some sandwiches?"

zombies: "(all looking at eachother, then back at 625) BRAINS..."

625: "yeah, that figures. (running) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

(the halberd goes down)

(later, we are all in a prison cell at king zombo's castle)

king zombo: "hahahahahaaaa! did you really think that would work?! did you HONESTLY believe you could get the jump on ME?! FOOLS!!!"

(whispering to the others) guys, i think the scepter's what's controlling him! king sandy is probably still in there somewhere, and we need to beat the crap out of zombo to get him out!

numbuh 86: "yeah, but there's one small problem. WE'RE IN A CAGE AND HE'S NOT!!!"

yeah, but i think there are some others who AREN'T in a cage!

marx: "you mean-?!"

that's right. THE FIGHTERS WEST!

(we call the forum fighters west, who consist of ubermario, tiff, tuff, the eds, ben tennyson, gwen tennyson, kevin levin, wham bam rock, hamtaro, louie, elecman.exe, calculator, blade knight, sword knight, numbuh 60, knuckles the echidna, shadow the hedgehog, ness, numbuh 20,000, dr. jumba jookiba, pleakley, the rainicorn, and their leader: marceline)

marceline: "*sigh* it's been a while since anything happened that we could take care of. lately other legions of forum fighters were all that forum fighter command called in."

computer: "INCOMING MESSAGE FROM FORUM FIGHTERS."

hamtaro: "heke?"

numbuh 60,000: "somebody needs us!"

(i'm on their computer)

calling fighters west. come in, forum fighters west!

dedede: "(interrupting) BREAKER BREAKER, ROGER ROGER!!!"

uuh... yeah... anyway. fighters west, we've got a problem! king sandy, who recently became king zombo, captured us! we need you to break us out and help bring king sandy back out of him by destroying his scepter! will you help?!

(all fighters west talking at once)

marceline: "alright, we'll help! especially since we haven't had any action in a while."

uuuuh, right... end transmission.

marceline: "everyone ready?"

rainicorn: "(speaking korean)"

marceline: "great, let's go!"

(marceline hops on the rainicorn and they fly off)

(everyone else gets on a huge P.I.P.E.P.O.D.)

(KND weapon transition)

computer: "KIDS NEXT DOOR P.I.P.E.P.O.D. Pipe Interior Penetrating Electric Powered Oscillating Drill."

jumba: "numbuh 60, how long until we can be to saving smashfan's grouping?"

numbuh 60: "excellent question, jumba. considering we're following marceline who has a great sense of direction, and the fact that we're all pretty much screwed without her, about 20 minutes."

jumba: "phew! i would be wery, wery lost without that information."

pleakley: "oh yeah? how so?"

jumba: "see, i have this mapping device that shows entire surrounding current environment. and the quickest path to take in 20 minutes from here to king zombo's evil castle would be straight ahead. (whispering) i'm not sharing this with the rest of the group because we are pretty much lost without the vampire girl."

(back with us)

now we just have to wait for marceline and the forum fighters west to get here.

king zombo: "*sigh* 29 prisoners and nothing to do with them... king zombo be-eth mighty bored..."

 

[libertyernie]

This would be a good time to play this song.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Well, play with this yoyo! *throws yoyo at zombo* With yoyo action!

Angels: IT'S EPIC.

 

[smashfan666]

zombo: "fine... (plays with yoyo)"

(the forum fighters west are banging at the front door of zombo's evil castle)

(jumba hits the door, almost knocking it down yet slightly fracturing his elbow)

jumba: "GAH!!! is no good. door is still intact."

wham bam rock: "let ME try!"

(wham bam rock breaks the door down)

jumba: "wow"

numbuh 20,000: "you're good at that..."

marceline: "alright. numbuh 60, numbuh 20,000, pleakley, hamtaro, louie, you go to the left. gwen, kevin, shadow, tiff, tuff, wham bam rock, ness, sword knight, blade knight, calculator, ed, double-d, eddy, you go to the right. rainicorn, jumba, ubermario, knuckles, ben, come with me."

ben: "got it. (sets omnitrix to swampfire) IT'S HERO TIME!!!"

(ben turns into swampfire)

swampfire: "SWAMPFIRE!!! let's go!"

marceline: "right!"

(marceline, the rainicorn, ubermario, swampfire, jumba, and knuckles go to the center path, while the other groups go to the left & right)

hamtaro: "hiffhiff, hiffhiff, hiffhiff, !!! WAIT! IT'S A TRAP!"

(group 1 almost falls into a trap)

group 1: "AAAH!!"

(all stare down the hole)

pleakley: "O| we need to go back to group 2..."

(all agreeing)

(with group 2)

eddy: "so, sockhead. how do you think that scepter made zombo get into king sandy's body?"

double d: "this is beyond my comprehension, eddy. it's just, well, it's illogical!"

ed: "(reading a comic) zombie aliens of the sewer planet nekroim XII says that the zombie ruler was imprisoned in the amulet of knefkar through the magic of the wizard zizmek"

calulator: "your logic is MUCH different than anyone else's..."

(group 1 joins up with group 2)

pleakley: "the path we... trap, almost fell in &.. KHHT!!!"

eddy: "bru-tal..."

(zombies attack the group)

eddy: "AAH!!!"

ed: "do not make any sudden movements. they respond to MOTION!"

(and with marceline's group)

(marceline is reading a sign)

marceline: "...King Zombo's Throne Room! this is it!"

(screaming)

jumba: "are your ears to be hearing something?"

(screaming drawn nearer)

swampfire: "aw man...."

(the rest of the forum fighters west crash into the group and enter the room in the process)

marceline: "ow... SHUT THAT DOOR!!!"

(knuckles and ed are closing the door to the room and barricading it)

you're here!

rouge: "that was quick."

king zombo: "more idiotic fools!"

(knuckles breaks the cage open)

king zombo: "zombies! get them!"

(zombies are attacking us)

all except zombo & the zombies: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Great, I'm saved! Escargoon, Marx, Dedede, Smashfan, Rouge, up here! *vent opening*

Escargoon: Looks dirty.

Escargoon, you're going to stay with me...always, and forever.

Escargoon: :|

*huggle*

 

[smashfan666]

(castle rattling)

marceline: "JUST GO! (shoves retro & escargoon in the vent and follows)"

(everyone else goes in the vent, too)

(everyone is later out of the castle)

(the castle has just finished crumbling to the ground)

(all cheering)

marx: "okay, let's go home!"

jumba: "uh, is probably a little early for celebration time, everyone. look."

(the remains of the castle, and multiple zombies, are becoming one with king zombo)

double d: "oh my..."

(the zombie & castle remains turn king zombo into a zombie overlord)

zombo (overlord form): "ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

all except zombo: "OH SH*T..."

zombo: "now you all DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

okay, here's how it's gonna go down; numbuh 86, numbuh 362, rouge, marx & i are going to try and turn zombo back to king sandy. the rest of you try and hold him off!

(rouge, numbuh 86, numbuh 362 & i all get on marx and fly into zombo's overlord form)

okay. if my knowledge of zombie overlords is correct, the original body should be either in the brain or the heart... i got a good feeling about the brain.

(we fly into the brain of the overlord form, where we find king zombo attached to the base of the brain cavity)

king zombo: "hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! you'll never beat me! (king sandy trying to break free) GUYS, HELP! (king zombo kicking in) oops! that one slipped out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

we've got to free king sandy from zombo's grip. and the only way to do that is to destroy his scepter! quick, marx, you create a distraction while i get the scepter!

marx: "right! (flies up, dodging king zombo's blasts)"

king zombo: "die you infernal-!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

*zombo overlord tries to stomp on me*

Nope, you cannot do that. *flys up to his face* HEY! You're ugly!

 

[libertyernie]

*Blue Corona is swordfighting with Zombie Sparkster*

Red Corona: YAAAAH!

*He plunges his sword into the jetpack, which starts on fire*

Green Corona: I'll get it! *throws water onto Zomibe Sparkster, who starts screaming*

White Corona: Is that good or bad?

Blue Corona: I hope not...

*White Corona looks at Blue Corona with a confused expression*

Green Corona: Hey, look!

*Some sort of spirit starts to rise up out of Sparkster's body*

Solid Snake: It wasn't a zombie after all...

Tails: Where did you come from?

Snake: I had to check up on my old track & field buddy. I heard he was in some trouble.

*The ghost starts to materialize...*