Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...this fight is gonna be good!

*gets popcorn and soda, candy and such and shares it with everyone else*

Now just sit back and watch. *leans back in chair*

(BTW, Smashfan, where is Spat from? I forget...)

 

[smashfan666]

he's from Hamtaro: Ham Ham Heartbreak.

spat: "it's true, pfpth! (pulls out a soda)

HEY, EDZILLA!

edzilla: "rrgh?"

YOUR MOTHER WAS A SALAMANDER!

(edzilla is looking at a salamander)

edzilla: "!!! (picks up salamander, hugging it) MOMMY!!!"

salamander: "would you mind PUTTING ME DOWN?!?!"

mandy: "(smacks salamander out of edzilla's hand) stop being a MORON."

salamander: "(running off) THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

marie: "(grabs on to mandy and throws her into the wall) had enough?"

mandy: "BRING IT..."

OOOOOH SNAP! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!

delightful children from down the lane: "let's tweak it then... (browsing through folk songs) folk songs... folk songs... that's my horse? (shrugs)"

(someone blows into a jug, we all start dancing)

mandy: "T_T"

THAT'S MY HORSE!!! (slaps edzilla's back)

edzilla: "RAGH RAI ROARSH! (throws a barrel over my head)"

marie: "(throws a wheelbarrow on edzilla's head) MY HORSE!"

edzilla: "(HEADBANGS EVERYONE!!!!) no, wai, IT'S MY HORSE!!!"

spat: "(zaps toiletnator with electricity) THAT'S MY HORSE!"

delightful children from down the lane: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

(dedede is going after the delightful children from down the lane)

delightful children from down the lane: "wait, what are you doing?! we're not in the game!!! HALFTIME! HALFTIME!!!"

(lights go dim, halftime begins)

toiletnator: "okay... a duet with many MANY more in the choir. among othes... from the villains side, grandfather! and from the good guys, numbuh 362!"

+song: Fight, Right+

narrator: "YEEEAAAH!!!"

grandfather: "My platform has only one plank. humans stink and they always stank!"

numbuh 362: "Then my platform has one plank, too. without humans, there's be no you!"

grandfather: "They created us, SO THEY COULD DESTROY US!"

numbuh 362: "But if they hated us, why would they employ us?"

grandfather: "they're wasteful, distasteful and MEAN"

numbuh 362: "HEY! kindest creatures i've ever seen."

all others: "couth or uncouth, it surely is the riddle, is a human a friend or foe? only the truth lies somewhere in the middle! closer to good, closer to bad-"

may: "depending on who you know!"

grandfather: "the power is in the wrong hands. time that we make our OWN demands!"

numbuh 362: "But power's a weak person's crutch. what we need is a human touch!"

grandfather: "We're not falling for mindless pamnration!"

numbuh 362: "i'm just calling for will co-operation!"

grandfather: "with humans who CHEAT?"

numbuh 362: "who smile!"

grandfather: "who OVEREAT?"

numbuh 362: "they give you caresses."

grandfather: "they FIGHT and make MESSES!"

numbuh 362: "they struggle and toil!"

grandfather: "they smell like a camel!"

numbuh 362: "they're pretty and loyal!"

grandfather: "they SCRATCH YOUR ENAMEL!"

numbuh 362: "a human, is a gem!"

grandfather: "you sound like... like... like... one of THEM! it's HUMANS who twist and disport!"

numbuh 362: "does he seem like the evil sort?"

all others: "clear or unclear, we haven't much to go on, is a human a beast or not? everyone here, would like to get the show on. do we believe them? do we believe him?"

may: "let's hear from the little tot!"

marx: "[WTF? !!! oh, right! my tape recorder!] (holds up tape recorder)"

tape recorder: "nice!"

all villains: "NICE?!"

grandfather: "DON'T FALL FOR THIS GOODY-GOOD FLOP! nice is nice, but it's HUMAN stuff!"

numbuh 362: "appliances, let us unite! nice is nice, and what's more, it's RIGHT!"

grandfather: "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, FIGHT!!!"

numbuh 362: "(near-overlapping) riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, RIGHT!!!"

(lights go back off, everyone, and grandfather, are tied up)

delightful children from down the lane: "heheheheheheh... we fooled you all! we just arranged this halftime as an excuse to take over this villain army. and now that we have, we will now proceed to take over earth! but first... VILGAX! NEGATIVE SHNITZEL! dispose of this... unwanted garbage..."

vilgax: "of course, delightful children..."

negative shnitzel: "ghradda ghradda..."

(back on earth, paradox is wandering through an empty cul-de-sac)

paradox: "hmm... strange... i don't really recall this place being so... empty... where's retro?"

(retro is thrown down a garbage chute)

commentator: "dead!"

(paradox is looking down an alley)

paradox: "where's smashfan?"

(i'm also thrown into the chute)

AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

commentator: "dead!"

(paradox is searching everywhere)

paradox: "this is definitely an odd sequence of events, where's the cartoon characters & smashfan's team?"

(the cartoon characters, the rest of our group, and grandfather are thrown into the garbage chute, and we all land in a garbage ship)

commentator: "ALL DEAD..."

(paradox is looking around)

paradox: "(notices eddy's house is gone) !!! and eddy's HOUSE?"

(in space, the garbage ship leaves mars, and dumps us all in ernie's disposal, which is now in space...)

grandfather: "i'm not spending ONE MORE MEASLY SECOND in this h*llhole where we might get killed! i'm gonna get the HECK OUTTA HERE!!!! (teleports away)"

(shadow looms over us)

oh no... NOT THE MAGNET AGAIN...

(we jump away from the magnet's targeted garbage mound, which it then proceeds to put on the conveyor to the crusher)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Crap, not the magnet! *puts neco-nullifier on it* It's off now. For now...

 

[smashfan666]

(magnet breaks free and is after us)

all except magnet: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

let's activate a nano and GTFO!!!

(activates the eddy nano)

eddy nano: "SPEEDY GETAWAY!"

(the magnet is spazzing out/malfunctioning, as is the crusher)

marie: "WTF?!"

!!!! i think i get it! the secret is NANOS! the magnet is extremely weak in the presence of NANOS!

(we all run away with boosted speed thanks to the eddy nano)

GTFSO!!!

(after we leave, the magnet stops malfunctioning... and glows with RAGE!!!)

(back on the ship)

sonic: "that was problematic..."

i'll say. we have to get back to earth before the delightful children do!

(later, we land on earth. but the delightful children from down the lane have already begun invading)

0.0 F**KING SH*T... we have to stop them!

 

[mars16]

It seems I've defeated your to little Warriors Crazy Hand

Crazy Hand:: Yes you ahve but Not my other Warroirs Come forth My third Warrior

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Tabuu breaks through the pentagram* YOU! You're Satan?
Tabuu: *nods*
Well...In order to get out of here I have to give you something, what do you want from me?
Tabuu: *makes a heart appear from thin air*
My heart?! Why would I give you that?
Tabuu: *starts to float away*
Wait, no! Can't we meet halfway? I need to get out of here! And I need my heart to do it!
Tabuu: *points to my legs*
M-my legs? I-i need these!
Tabuu:*starts to go back down*
No! Wait! You can have them.
*Tabuu holds his hand out expectingly, and motions to my letter opener*
You, You can't mean...
*he nods*
But, I...*sighs heavily and readys letter opener*

 

[smashfan666]

(the delightful children from down the lane appear as if out of thin air)

delightful children from down the lane: "you will not be able to defeat us, smashfan. for you see..."

(the delightful children rip off their skin and are revealed to be the FUSION delightful children)

fusion delightful children from down the lane: "lord fuse has gotten MUCH stronger since your last encounter..."

(sky turns green)

WHEN WILL IT END?!?!

(the fusion delightful children melt into a large puddle of fusion matter)

dedede: "whao... they melted into fusion matter"

(a fusion appears out of nowhere)

OH GOD WHY?!

fusion marie: "heh... you are of NO problem to me..."

(fusion may and the knee-high fusion lee also appear)

fusion marie: "i've got backup!"

grr... well, so do i!

(we all strike different fighting stances)

fusion lee: "bring it on!"

fusion may: "(laughing maniacally) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

narrator: "ooooooookay... that is NOT goo- ACK!!!"

(fusion narrator chokes the narrator)

fusion narrator: "hahahahaaaaaaa!!! will smashfan and his 'heroic' team make it out of this one?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

narrator: "(breaks free and kills fusion narrator) DIE!!!"

 

[mars16]

*Out of the Shadow of on of the entrances comes Banjo with an ugly bird stiking out of his backpack *

Crazy hand:: Banjo and Kazwie his bird will face Mars16

Kazooie:: Its Kazooie where gonna break this kid down like he's nothing but a jigsaw peice hid'n witch, RIGHT BANJO

Banjo:: Let'a rock

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Banjo & Kazooie Overall 233 Weight: Heavy

GROUND ATKS
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AAA - 3%3%3%, Very easy to connect due to high hitstun
Ftilt - Roundhouse 12%, Has above average knockback and high priority
Dtilt - Bird Peck 7%, Very fast attack with low knockback and priority
Utilt - Uppercut 11%, Like Mario's but better knockback and priority, slower
Dash - Roll 7%, Does a predictable roll that has low knockback but good priority at the start
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AERIAL ATKS
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A - Sex Kick 7%or 16%, Strong Sex kick with good knockback, gets weaker after awhile
Fair - Tatata 3%4%5%, Kazooie sticks his head out as if he was pecking some ones head
Dair - Beek slam 10%-24%, weak when when close to ground stronger coming from a higher hight
Uair - Flip 11%, Does a quick Flip with good range and priority
Bair - Kick 13%, Slow high priority kick with some decent knockback
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SPECIAL B
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B - Egg 4%, A projectile thats fast to fire but has very low hitstun almost to where theres no flinch
For - Beek Dash 14%, Decent knockback but slow and laggy
Down - Bird Flip 10%, Does a high flip inot the air, has low distance but can be used as a recovery
Up - Wing Flap 1%each, Kazooie Flaps his wings trying to gain distance and can glide afterwards
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Z GRABS & THROWS
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Pummel - Peck 3%, sorta fast
For - Throw 10%, A sharp throw with low knockback
Down - Slam 6%, Slams into the ground good for combo starting
Up - Wind Uppercut 12%, Has good knockback
Back- Kick 8%, Has low knockback
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SMASH ATTACKS
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Side - Hyper roundhouse 12% - 21%or 24%, Has good knockback and priority when fully charged
Down - Power trip 10% - 23%, Makes enemey go straight up and has good priority
Up - Headbutt 15% - 25%, very powerful Headbutt, with very igh lagg


Airmobility 90/100
Overall Attack speed slow
Falling speed 67/100


AutoJab
Glide

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Banjo boost in high priority and knockback plus he is heavy due to that ****'n bird and him self...

I'm still faster and I hacve better ground game dou to my reflect ability and better projectile
Plus his roll dodge sucks

Lets do this



12 3 go!

 

[smashfan666]

(someone swipes us all away from the fusions)

fusion may: "?!?! where'd they go?!"

fusion marie: "to h*ll if i know..."

fusion lee: "split up and find them!"

(meanwhile)

HMMPH! MRRGH! GRRRRRRRGH!!!! BAH!!! what's going o-

????: "SHHH!!! you are lucky enough to get out of there alive!"

whaaa?

(the mysterious figure is revealed to be urban ranger rolf)

dedede: "whao! the URBAN-"

(rolf covers dedede's mouth)

rolf: "SHHHH!!!!!! we must not be seen, as the fusions will surely group on us!"

(rolf is leading us somewhere)

rolf: "follow rolf..."

(we follow rolf to a secret cave with a dirt-covered door)

rolf: "(knocks on door)"

????: "who's there?!"

rolf: "urban ranger rolf, reporting back with smashfan-boy and his team."

????: "!!! (opens door) get in. (urban ranger salute)"

rolf: "(urban ranger salute)"

(we all go into the cave and through a stairwell)

dedede: "where are we going, rolf?!"

rolf: "you will find out soon enough, penguin king dedede-boy..."

(rolf opens a door into a room filled with urban rangers manufacturing weapons, working computers, combating other rangers, playing games, and other such things)

rolf: "welcome... to URBAN RANGER COMMAND!"

multiple urban rangers: "(all gasp) it's troop leader rolf! ZOMG IT'S ROLF! who are those guys with him, are they friends of his? i think i've seen that blue-haired girl somewhere. the wings on that jester are AWESOME! ha, that penguin is FAT! is that tall guy smashfan? etc."

ranger joey: "ranger joey reporting for duty, rolf!"

rolf: "thank you, ranger joey! requesting permission to enter announcement area."

ranger joey: "permission granted, ranger rolf!"

(rolf is up on a podium, speaking into a microphone)

rolf: "ATTENTION ALL URBAN RANGERS! fuse's invasion has gotten much more dangerous. we, as the urban rangers, must fight with all our ability to DEFEND EARTH FROM THIS MENACE! if fuse's minions attack this urban ranger base, we'll have to make due with what weapons and combat training we have at the time!"

(urban rangers cheering)

rolf: "DISMISSED! (urban ranger salute)"

(urban ranger salute from all rangers, and us)

(rolf returns to us)

rolf: "rolf is quite in a dilemma right now. fuse's invasion has cut into rolf time for anything else. does smashfan wish to help us defeat fuse and send him away from earth, again?"

are you kidding? of course! we pretty much have to do this, so we will!

narrator: "smashfan and his team have been brought to the super, SPECIAL, (under breath) secret... (out loud) urban ranger command camp and training grounds! where they will lay low amongst the rangers, until it is time to strike! what will happen next? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

*cuts to me while the credits roll* 1. 2. *starts cutting into my leg* threeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[mars16]

GAME

--\\

Ya boy Banjo almost had me for a minute..

Keeping Mid distance is the best option when facing Banjo and that Bird...

Crazy Hand:: Your almost to the finals.. Prepare for a better fighter

 

[RetroAntonio]

I got an idea! He looks like some guy who hates cuteness. I think we will need this. *shows off neco arc doll*

Eddy: It...looks exactly like you.

Marx: It's kinda creepy.

*it springs to life*

Neco Arc Doll: Open for business!

Cool. Now, we need you to find a cloning machine, and go find Lord Fuse. Your internal tracking device should help.

Doll: YES MAM! *rockets off*

All that cuteness will weaken him. >

 

[smashfan666]

waitaminit...

marx: "what is it?"

(scouter is reacting severely)

somehow, when i lock onto it... the imaginary energy reactor on the scouter goes off the charts!

dedede: "!!! whoa... i know why that is... no, no, it's crazy!"

escargoon: "what?!"

dedede: "maybe... that doll..."

escargoon: "yes."

dedede: "is actually an imaginary friend!"

escargoon: "T_T huh?"

dedede: "and it EATS CLOTHES!!!"

escargoon: "you're right."

dedede: "really?"

escargoon: "you ARE crazy..."

dedede: "oh, and i suppose YOU have a better theory!"

escargoon: "yep... it's obvious that the cloth used in the doll was made of imaginary energy. and when that particular doll was manufactured, it was expected to prove effective against fuse."

dedede: "HAH! and i suppose the stuffing was made of fusion matter!"

escargoon: "actually, yes."

(dedede falls over, dumbfounded)

escargoon: "i think it was supposed to be made as sort of a prototype nano"

ranger joey: "hmm... a neighbor species to the nanos... who would've thought!"

(meanwhile, with the Neco Arc Doll)

neco arc doll: "nya! find a cloning machine! got it! first on the list!"

(the neco arc doll finds a cloning machine, but it's got a fusion dedede in it)

fusion dedede: "!!! A NECO ARC DOLL/NANO/THING/WHATEVER THE F**K IT IS!"

another fusion dedede: "get it!"

(the fusion dededes stop the cloning process and go after the doll)

neco arc doll: "YIPE!"

(neco arc doll runs from the fusion dededes)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*cuts back to me* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's.... over. Here! Take them! Take them and leave demon!
*Tabuu does so and motions toward a door*
*looks at it* How? *looks back to find Tabuu gone, I sigh and grab another bone to use as a crutch*

 

[smashfan666]

(the neco arc doll gets away but is in a pile of explosive 12-legged cave frog stink-sacs)

neco arc doll: "0.0 oh shi-"

(WTFSTONK!!!!)

(the neco arc doll is back at the base)

dedede: "(smelling the horrible odor emanating from the neco arc doll) EUGH!!! what's that REEK?!?!?!"

neco arc doll: "about eleventy kathousand stink sacs blew up on me, nya..."

dedede: "someone PLEASE get this thing in a bath! THAT... IS... RIPE!!!"

okay, that didn't work... we'll need someone to paint their skin green and wear darker clothes and take out the ACTUAL fusion. and infiltrate fuse's base to learn their plans...

(cutaway. numbuh 86 is wearing darker clothes and has green skin painted on)

numbuh 86: "T_T why is it always ME?"

numbuh 362: "it was a RANDOM DRAW, numbuh 86. the odds were 16-to-1 anyone would've gotten picked"

dedede: "YEAH, SO JUST QUIT 'YER GRIPING AND DO IT ALREADY YOU-"

numbuh 86: "*facepalm* ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!! (storms out, talking indistinctly)"

dedede: "...who put a bee in HER undies?!"

marx: "(watching an episode of Family Guy on a TV Set) heh. funneh stuff..."

dedede: "what'cha watchin', marx?"

marx: "family guy... HA! WATCH THIS PART!"

brian: "this whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face..."

escargoon: "8| (turns head slowly towards marx)"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Oh, I like Family Guy! :3 *forces Escargoon to sit next to me and watch it* WATCH IT ESCARGOON AND YOU WILL LEARN.

 

[smashfan666]

(the army of fusion dedede clones breaks in)

OMG!!! HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!?!

fusion dedede: "never mind that now. let's just get to the part where we all start KICKING YOUR A$$ES!!!!"

(we start fighting off the fusion dededes, as do the urban rangers, but the background disappears)

WUZZAWHOZZAWHA?!?! i guess this was a 'solid state' battle... cuz' y'know, everything went off... man, we've got to figure out a way to finish up this story without power...

(lee, may, wilfre, and the other villains are watching something on a TV)

villains: "(laughing)"

what are you watchi-

may: "SHH!!!"

(what's on TV is... a picture of andy griffith's head)

you're 'watching' a picture of andy griffith's head TAPED TO A TV?!

wilfre: "shut up! this is the best part!"

*facepalm*

(numbuh 86 enters the room, with the green paint washed off and no longer wearing dark clothes)

numbuh 86: "look, the power went out and we have to FINISH THIS STORY... NOW."

narrator: "WHEN THIS IS OVER!!!!!!"

(later)

(the background of fuse's lair is done poorly, and we are in it... with fuse as a mechanical monster)

we are at fuse's lair unscathed because of the cutaway!

marie: "(reading from a script) and thank... god! there were only about... eleven-ty kathou-sand minions..."

like painsaws and vile cabinets and fusion spawns, oh my!

fuse mecha: "rawrgh! i am fuse! i will kill you!"

okey dokey! NECO ARC DOLL, NOW!

(neco arc doll jumps on the robo-fuse, making it faint)

fuse mecha: "oh noez, i am slain!"

ceiling cat: "O HAI! U DEFEETERD DA EBIL FUZE! YIPEE SKIPEE!"

all: "THE END!!! FOR NOW!"

(the magnet is lifting up the credits)

+credits music: looney tunes duck amuck main theme/credits+
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CREDITS

-characters-

smashfan666 - main character

retroantonio - secondary main character

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ALL RIGHTS REZERVED, CHOWDER DROO MOST UV THESE CREDITZ...

this one was fun! except for the power...

-THE END... FOR NOW...-

(the magnet drops the credits.)

(wilfre and the gourd are holding the poorly-drawn fuse's lair background, dedede is tied up in an electrical plug for some reason, marie is holding up the 'the end... for now...' card, and everyone else is holding onto what appears to be equipment used to make the last scene, and the mechanical lord fuse is lying on the floor broken...)

way to go, everyone! i doubt ANYONE could tell the difference between a regular story and this, UNPLUGGED story! now keep holdin' it... nobody move... gonna be a LOOOOONG weekend!

(a few second pause)

dedede: "(singing slightly) i really got, i really got to pee... i really got, i really got to pee-pee. i really got, i really got to pee..."

(rolf joins in on singing with dedede)

both: "i really got, i really got to pee-pee. i really got, i really got to pee... i really got, i really got to pee-pee..."

numbuh 86: "that is a DISGUSTING song..."

 

[StinkomanFan]

*I open the door* What's in- Wha?! *looks around to see a forest* How? Where? *I step out of the door, but it slams on my crutch and breaks it in half causing me to fall over* FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU *I land on a rock headfirst knocking me out*

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Whty do I have to wait so long for some one I now I'll defeat

Crazy Hand:: Because you won't win and he has to get his energy ready, he is an upcoming shinope of the leaf village

I will defeat him just like the rest.... When do I fight you Crazy Hand

Crazy Hnad:: You could never beat me as I am an immortal A god of SSBB LAND and with my great powers I can....

*A guy's phone rings in the crowd*

Ringtone:+I'm in love wud a stripper+

Ring tone: I'm in love with a stripper
She ball'n she roll'n......

Crazy Hnad:: I could have swor I told everyone to turn off there cell phones



*Meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

That was great! I even took this gourd time controller! *smashes it* TIME IS RESTORED!

*a third eye opens*

???: RAWR!

Did you hear that?!?!

*earthquake*

New Chapter: Smashboards will be destroyed!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*I see 2 figures standing over my body, I can hear them bickering but I can't quite make out what they are saying* Ohhhh...... my head..... Hey! You! *they notice I'm awake* Thank god you're here! I need help! My legs are gone and I need someone to take me to a hospital! *they flee* No Wait! Come back! *I notice my wallet is gone* Oh, you've got to be kidding me......

 

[smashfan666]

(a dark figure comes up from the depths)

????: "o hai. trembel, mortalz. 4..."

basement cat: "I R going 2 deestroy smashboards, and u can do nothin 2 stop me!"

we're not scared of you, basement cat!

dedede: "AAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! (panicking)"

ooooookay, except maybe for him... but still, we're gonna defeat you, basement cat!

basement cat: "eez dat so?"

(we are all poofed away to the junkyard)

F**K! NOT THIS PLACE AGAIN! WE'RE F**KING SICK OF THE MAGNET!!!

(a shadow looms over us, and guess who decides to ruin our fun YET AGAIN? you guessed it, THE MAGNET...)

HEY, MAGNET D**CHE!!!

(the magnet faces this way)

look. i know this is a bit much to be asking from a junkyard magnet and it's crusher companion. but basement cat has just arose from the depths of smashboards after we destroyed the gourd time controllers, and we could really use all the help we can get... even if it means our WORST ENEMIES. like you, wilfre, the kankers, the gourd, fuse, nightmare, and other such... so are you going to help from here, magnet?

(the magnet bobs up and down 'yes')

cool!

(we get out of the junkyard)

okay, so the magnet and the crusher are handling things from the junkyard.

narrator: "smashfan and his team are going to need all the help they can get! and yes, they are going to form temporary truces with all the different villains if need be... what will come next in this exciting story? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!! man... i NEVER would have seen this coming..."

 

[RetroAntonio]

Okay, that's the magnet. I suggest going to Wilfre's base now.

*at wilfre's base*

Wilfre:YES! *crying* YES! THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER! *stares at the Andy Griffith face*

*busts in*

Wilfre: *sniff* Huh!?!? What do you want now? *gets into battle position*

We need help from you, because basement cat going to destroy Smashboards and we need to unite!

Wilfre: How can I trust you?

*holds up a box* This is why. *angels sing as the box opens and reveals muffins*

Wilfre: I'm in!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "i know who next!"

(later, at the kanker sisters' trailer)

(dedede knocks 'shave and a haircut, two bits' the dashes behind the trailer)

(everyone else also follows dedede, leaving only marie in front of the door)

(lee answers the door)

lee: "(sarcastically) oh, happy day. it's YOU..."

dedede: "(whisperingly) psst! marie! (mouthing) if you need help, quack like a duck!"

marie: "(mouthing) what?!"

lee: "well... c'mon in, i guess..."

(marie follows lee into the trailer, while the rest of us watch from the window)

marie: "look, you two! smashboards is gonna get destroyed by basement cat unless you join up with smashfan until afterwards!"

lee: "HA! why would we-"

marie: "(quacks like a duck)"

(we break in)

you were saying?

lee: "...fair enough. MAY! GET DOWN HERE!"

(afterwards, we are all setting out)

may: "(trying to make her move on wilfre) y'know, you're pretty cute. (giggle)"

wilfre: "!!! DON'T LET ME ALONE WITH HER!"

okay, where next?

marx: "i think fuse should be next."

cool, let's go!

(we head for fuse's lair)

 

[RetroAntonio]

Fuse: WHADDA YOU WANT?!?!

We need your help against basement ca-

Fuse: I'll help! Basement Cat was a mean guy at the villians school.

-flashback-

Basement Cat: GIV MEH UR LAUNCH MONEYZ!

Fuse: *crying* Not the lunch money!

-end flashback-

 

[smashfan666]

Fuse: "i'll help, but i can only provide assistance from planet fusion and then manifest myself on earth for the final battle..."

okay, so next is zero. DESPERATE TIMES DEMAND DESPERATE MEASURES.

(we fly to dark star on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ship)

lee: "the service on this flight's TERRIBLE."

numbuh 86: "quiet down, or i've got half a mind to turn this thing around!"

(we land in dark star, straight through most of the crust layers)

Zero: "d*mn, i just finished sealing those layers, too..."

yeah. we need you to help us defeat basement cat and save smashboards.

zero: "believe me when i say that we share a common goal... but unfortunately, our encounter in the future has left me too weak to leave dark star... so i shall send miracle matter in my stead..."

(miracle matter enters the room, we all head back to earth)

miracle matter: "(makes 'fwoimp' noise)"

next up is gonna be the go- (PWNED BY A FALLING THE GOURD)

the gourd: "timber and i were just pwned by basement cat, i'll join you to get REVENNNNNNNNNNNNGE!!!!"

wilfre: "now i suggest we get help from nightmare and marx soul. they live in darkness pillar"

then we've not a moment to lose!

(we head for darkness pillar)

 

[RetroAntonio]

(bump. i have nothing much to say, and its useless)

 

[smashfan666]

oooookay...

(we go through a giant thunderstorm cloud shaped in a perfect dome on the ground)

dedede: "AAAGH!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (freaking out)"

numbuh 86: "*facepalm*"

dedede: "AAAGH!!! EEEEK!!! RRRGH!!! (less jumpy) uuuuuh, why aren't we dead yet?"

because the storm isn't real. it's an effect of darkness pillar.

(cloud space ends. we are in the visage of an ominous, evil-looking tower... darkness pillar...)

dedede: "0.0 OH H*LL..."

(the S.C.A.M.P.E.R flies up to the top of the pillar. the top is, like tinfoil pillar, completely flat with a triangular stage/platform shape on one side. the triangular stage shape is actually a portal on this pillar...)

marx soul: "heheheheeeeee... this is the best plan EVER, nightmare!"

(marx soul and nightmare notice us)

nightmare: "why are you here?!"

marx: "basement cat is going to destroy smashboards and-"

nightmare: "i know... WE FREED HIM!!! we placed the 3 basement lock crystals in the time controllers! and when you destroyed them, you helped us free basement cat from his destructive prison and you all didn't even know it!"

marx soul: "and the 3 of us will RULE SMASHBOARDS!!! after we destroy it of course..."

basement cat: "nowwwwwwww... GTFO UV MAH SAIGHT!!!"

nightmare: "uuuuh... come again?"

basement cat: "yes... U HERD MEH! u've outleeved ur uzefulnezz 2 meh... darkness uzarz. wut can u do? ...WUT? are u still heer?! BEET EET!!! (disappears)"

nightmare: "stupid basement lock crystals... i had to put those crystals in the time controllers for THIS poophole?! ...alright we'll help you, smashfan. but only until we bring down basement cat!"

(marx soul and nightmare join us on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R, where we find kruglor)

dr. van kruglor: "basement cat stole krug's lab, krug's minions, AND KRUG'S GIRLFRIEND!!! krug want revenge! krug join smashfan!"

who next?

(epic darklighting)

numbuh 362: "i know who..."

(later, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R is flying towards the moonbase)

sonic: "so, it's back to this place again? what are the odds?"

(S.C.A.M.P.E.R lands)

numbuh 362: "(monitoring a computer) computer, run a full moonbase scan for numbuhs 187, 8008, .123, 666, and 7734."

computer: "SCANNING... SCAN SHOWS NO TRACE OF OPERATIVES IN QUESTION."

dedede: "(typing something) hang on! i wanna try something!"

computer: "CUEING 'SUPER HIGHWAY' SONG..."

dedede: "yeah, there it is! "

+song: super highway+

(stuff similar to what happens in this video happens)

pink computer "As you fingers tap tap tap into the super highway, ooooh! computers tap tap tap into eachother! your fingers tap tap tap into the super highway. and suddenly we're meeting one another!"

pink & yellow computers: "We lead the way to the great unknown! never knowing what we'll find. we're searching, expecting, exploring, connecting. so no-one has to feel they're left behind!"

yellow computer 1: "cuz' the keyboard is connected to the hardware-"

yellow computer 2: "the hardware is connected to the software-"

pink computer: "and everyone's connected to the web!"

{the weeeeeeeeeeb!}

modem: "from the modem to the mouse!"

????: "to the lab, to the house?"

pong computer: "from the input-"

printer: "to the output!"

????: "over land-"

yellow computer 1: "over sea!"

pink computer: "go where you wanna be, and-"

all computers: "tap tap tap into the super highway! tap tap tap into eachother! tap tap tap into the super highway! and suddenly we're meeting one another!"

dedede: "it'll make you a little smarter!"

yellow computer 1: "but here's a little reminder!"

yellow computer 2: "smarter is only better-"

pink computer: "when it is also kinder, yeah!"

all computers: "we lead the way through the great unknown. to a nation of our own. where you'll know what she knows and she'll know what he knows! and no-one ever has to feel alone!"

dedede: "ah ha ha!"

all computers: "as you fingers tap tap tap into the super highway!computers tap tap tap into eachother! your fingers go tap tap tap into the super highway!"

pink computer: "and suddenly you're meeting-"

pink computer and yellow computer 1: "suddenly you're meeting-"

pink and yellow computers: "suddenly you're meeting one..."

all computers: "another! tap tap tap into the super highway! (other lyrics from the sing and related lyrics) to the super highway! to the super highway! talkin' bout-"

dedede: "tap tap tap!"

pink computer: "aha!"

(song ends)

dedede: "awwwwwww yeah, that was awesome..."

narrator: "smashfan & the others are continuing their search to join everyone together to defeat basement cat! now they are searching for numbuh 187 and his band o' h*llish rogue operatives. will they find him? how will they convince him? find out on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Well, that was a really random moment...um...

*a ship approaches*

Awwwww shi-

Basement Cat: OLOLOLOL! I HAV TAKIN ALL TEH EXITZ AND MADE SUR U WILL NEVAH GET OUT!

This won't be good. We need to get out, or fight...

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "aw h*ll..."

we've gotta get out of here!

(dedede is pummeling the wall)

dedede: "WHY?! WON'T?! YOU?! OPEN?! THE F**K?! UP?!"

????: "we'll open it up..."

(camera pans to show numbuh 187 and his evil group. numbuh 8008, numbuh .123, numbuh 666, and numbuh 7734.)

numbuh 187: "basement cat is the one who locked us here after implanting a virus in the computer system to make the trackers not work..."

numbuh 7734: "so putting it simple, we want revenge..."

escargoon: "why does everyone want revenge?"

numbuh 666: "trust me, you wouldn't BELIEVE where basement cat's been..."

numbuh 86: "........ooookay."

(numbuh 187 takes out a chainsaw gun and saws the wall open)

basement minion: "0.0 D*MMIT..."

numbuh 187: "everybody out!"

(we all flee for the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.)

(the s.c.a.m.p.e.r takes off and flies for earth)

basement minion: "why can't we of basement cat's rule have our OWN d*mn moment?!"

(the s.c.a.m.p.e.r runs out of power and crashes into the junkyard, where we meet the cartoon characters, the antis, the urban rangers, fuse, the fusions, dark aeris's army, and kenny)

dark aeris: "while i also want to take over smashboards, i cannot let basement cat destroy it first..."

(a sword lands on kenny)

dedede: "oh my god, they killed kenny! those b****rds!"

well, we better get started fixing up the old weapons...

numbuh 86: "what are you talking about?!"

(the crashed s.c.a.m.p.e.r explodes)

numbuh 86: "0.0 (facepalm) just... great..."

(later, there is a big pile of empty soda cans)

dedede: "*BEEEEEEEEELCH!*"

marx: "you know you two didn't have to actually DRINK ALL THAT SODA... do you?"

escargoon: "yeah, we know."

dedede: "but it's SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!!!!"

(the magnet lifts the empty cans onto the conveyor belt, where they are crushed by the crusher into cubes, and then redirected on a hotwire belt towards a vat of molten metal)

(there is a plaster sprayer on the base of the vat, which wilfre grabs, and plasters the magmafied metal onto a hole in a gun)

wilfre: "there we go, good as new!"

narrator: "all the groups have merged so they can all defeat basement cat! the magnet, the urban rangers, smashfan and his team, fuse's army, the cartoons, the kankers, dark aeris and his army, and much more! will they be able to fix up their technology in time so they can defeat basement cat? find out on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!! i will NOT allow basement cat's destruction of the world to end my job as a narrator!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

You made this room so dirty! *clean clean gah*

Escargoon: Told you women are only for nagging and cleaning...

Dedede: Yea-

NECO...PAWNCH!

*dedede gets pwned*

Dedede: B-But...I was just agreeing with Escargoon!

But I would never hurt my precious Escargoon. :3 Nya, what is that?

Marx: Appears to be a giant cat-head ship.

Hey, marx, there's a red dot on your head...

Marx: There's a red dot on your head too...

OH SHI-

*almost lasered but sonic saved them*

Thank you Sonic! We almost got owned.

 

[smashfan666]

AAH!!! GET 'EM, MAGNET!!!

(the magnet latches onto the cat-head ship and smashes it against the conveyor a few times before finally dropping it on the belt)

cat-ship captain: "well this stinks..."

(the crushing machine smashes the ship and it's passengers)

fireman.exe: "YES! we beat basement cat! mission accomplished! :D"

numbuh 86: "(smacks fireman.exe) ember-dome, those were just soldiers! there could be THOUSANDS of soldiers! we have to beat the ENTIRE FLEET!"

fireman.exe: "!!! oh, uuuuuuh....... i was just testing you... and you passed, congratulations!"

numbuh 86: "*facepalm*"

marx: "uh, is that gonna be a regular thing from now on?"

numbuh 86: "T_T"

marx: "hey, just clues to the puzzle!"

numbuh 362: "okay. if basement cat sent one ship to the junkyard to set us back, he's more than likely going to send a kajillion more to wipe us out. so-"

dedede: "we'll get slaughtered when about ELEVENTY KATHOUSAND CATSHIPS dock at the north, south, east, west, and dennis gate sides, leaving only about NO teams left to combat basement cat's forces and giving him the WORLD!!!"

0.0 uh...

escargoon: "majesty, is that you?!"

(long pause)

rolf: "nevertheless, we must combine our forces, our weaponry, and our tactics if we are to defeat basement cat and free smashboards!"

numbuh 362: "right. so escargoon, dedede, lee, may, marie, & retro, go with the magnet and find some things to build a fortress to guard all the supplies, rations, and weaponry. we'll try and get what we can use here."

may: "(gulp) why the magnet?!"

numbuh 362: "because, he knows the junkyard the best out of any of us. he can help you find anything that might help."

lee: "got it..."

numbuh 362: "wilfre, numbuh 86, numbuh 187, spat, smashfan, and ranger melissa, go salvage whatever you can for weapons repair."

on it, numbuh 362!

numbuh 362: "rolf. you and the rest of the urban rangers guard our food and weapons with dark aeris's army."

rolf: "rolf will not fail you, numbuh 362!"

numbuh 362: "and crusher... just keep doing what you're doing..."

(i'm somewhere in the junkyard with ranger melissa, wilfre, numbuh 187 & numbuh 86)

wilfre: "egh... the place is a real DUMP!!!"

numbuh 187: "of course it is. this is a JUNKYARD, after all..."

(we come up on a VERY HIGH mound of car remains)

spat: "wow... that's pretty high, pfpth..."

we need someone to go up there and keep watch for parts.

numbuh 86: "oh no. NOT this time!"

i know. that's why TWO PEOPLE are going up there.

(cutaway to wilfre and numbuh 86 climbing the cars)

car: "hey, OW!"

another car: "that's not just a headlight, y'know, that's my EYE!"

yet another car: "GET OFF!!!"

wilfre: "y'know, i think smashfan had the right idea for sending TWO people up here"

*meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

I'm changing my story up alittle bit
_____________________________

Crazy Hand:: Prepare to face Neji!!

Bring um on

*Master Hnad Appears*

Master Hand:: No Crazy hand end the tourny

Crazy Hand:: aww but whhyyy....

Master Hnad:: The Master of Gods already thinks he's powerful...

God.... What god

Master Hnad::: Are god would like to meet you

Crazy Hand:: Come with us

But what about the trophyed characters, I want them free..

Peach:: Yes free them now as we won the tournament do to your forfit.

Crazy Hand:: Shut up rechet Women

Don't talk to her like that

Crazy Hand:;I'll instead of turning her into a trophy I'd rather kill her HAHA

No you want

*Crazy Hand Fires Rockets from his finger tips at Peach as Peach is holded down by Skeleton figures*


*Mars Runs towards Peach but then gets Picked up By Master hand and tossed to the wall*

*Boom* Ouch


*Booooooooooooom*

*Peach was ablitterated*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ****

Crazy Hnad:: Now Come with us

/Scene Closes/
____________________________

 

[smashfan666]

*meanwhile, with the other team & the magnet*

escargoon: "i think they were right leaving us with the magnet..."

dedede: "yeah, it's not like he leaves the junkyard anyway. like he even CAN leave..."

marie: "QUIET!!! i think i see something over there..."

(view to a nearby clearing full of darkus bakugan)

dedede: "wow, that's a lot of bakugan!"

escargoon: "yeah. who knows how long they've been living here!"

(may jumps out from the garbage mound they were hiding behind)

may: "(hugging some of the bakugan) these things are SOOOOOOO cute!"

darkus robotallian: "(choked) ACK!!! i know my ball form is awesome, but can you let go of us now? you're choking us!!!"

may: "(drops the bakugans) sorry..."

unknown darkus bakugan: "ow..."

*meanwhile, numbuh 86 and wilfre are at the top of the garbage they were climbing*

wilfre: "TOP!!! THE TOP!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! this gives me an idea... (referencing those old york peppermint patty commercials) whenever i bite into a bork compost patty i get the sensation (bites into a slump of garbage picked up) OF BEING ON A JUNKYARD GARBAGETOP!!!"

numbuh 86: "T_T hand me the binoculars..."

(wilfre gives numbuh 86 a pair of binoculars, which she looks into on the lookout for usable pieces)

numbuh 86: "(can't see f**k out of the binoculars) T_T stupid smoke..."

wilfre: "no duh, that compactor releases a LOT of exhaust fumes."

ranger melissa: "YOU SEE ANYTHING?!"

numbuh 86: "NOTHING YET! I THINK COMING UP HERE WAS A BAD IDEA!"

ranger melissa: "WHY'S THAT?"

numbuh 86: "FOR ONE, IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD FISH AND ROTTING BANANA BREAD!"

ranger melissa: "okay..."

numbuh 86: "AND SECOND, WE CAN'T SEE A THING FROM UP HERE WITH ALL THIS SMOKE!"

wilfre: "wait a minute... smoke! that's it! all we need is some kind of weapon to blow away the smoke."

numbuh 86: "(scoffs) good luck figuring THAT out!"

wilfre: "(points to a pile of lightshow fans on top of the garbage mound) maybe that'll help..."

(cutaway. numbuh 86 and wilfre are blowing away the exhaust smoke with the lightshow fans bundled together into lightshow guns)

*meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Bakugan...? Interesting, never seen them in person before.

*a shadowcat appears*

Shadowcat: THOSE ARE MINE!

Uhoh...

 

[smashfan666]

darkus dragonoid: "wait a minute, shadowcat! you aren't gonna get us without a fight!"

shadowcat: "very well, darkus bakugan. i'll fight them for you all. humans! pit three of your own bakugan against mine!"

dedede: "wait, we don't have any bakugan!"

darkus dragonoid: "don't worry. you can use us in this fight."

(a deck of bakugan cards suddenly appears in dedede's hand)

dedede: "let's do this!"

(the shadowcat and dedede hold some cards up)

both: "FIELD OPEN!"

(the whole scene is flashing, time slows down, and dedede, retro, lee, may, marie, escargoon, all the darkus bakugan, and for some reason the magnet (though somehow disconnected from it's cables) are all sent to a bakugan dimention fighting arena)

escargoon: "0O0 WOW! FREAKY!!!!"

lee: "0.0 you said it, snail-thing..."

(shadow cat & dedede both throw one gate card from their arsenals onto the large distance between them, and both cards grow to the size of about a large battlefield *actually smaller than an arena, which is by default large*)

(shadowcat makes the first bakugan throw)

shadowcat: "bakugan, BRAWL!!! (bakugan lands on one of the gate cards) cyborg helios, stand!"

(the Cyborg Helios opens up and comes to life, growing to about the size of a schoolhouse)

Cyborg Helios: "*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!*"

dedede: "*insert ultimate jawdrop/surprised emoticon here* HOLY ****, THAT MOTHER****ER IS HUGE!!!!"

escargoon: "siree, throw a bakugan to fight it!"

dedede: "oh, right! (throws a bakugan) bakugan, brawl! (bakugan lands) whatever you are, stand!"

(bakugan opens up and is a darkus percival)

darkus percival: "hmph... a cyborg helios... not much of a challenge, is it?"

dedede: "*insert a shock with awe emoticon here* THAT THING LOOKS AWESOME!!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

Wow...Dedede playing Bakugan. This'll be fun to watch.

Marx: I'll get the popcorn!

Yes, get the popcorn, now!

 

[smashfan666]

dedede: "alright! ability card, activate!"

(an ability card called 'Darkus Up' activates)

dedede: "darkus up!"

BakuPod: "PERCIVAL POWER LEVEL: 350G"

shadowcat: "not bad... gate card, open! cyborg helios!"

(the cyborg helios doubles in g-power)

BakuPod: "CYBORG HELIOS POWER LEVEL: 1080G"

percival & dedede: "D8 HOLY ****!!!!"

*meanwhile, with me, ranger melissa, spat, and the other 3... the fumes have finally been cleared*

numbuh 86: "well wouldn't ya' know it..."

wilfre: "now we can see where we're looking!"

numbuh 86: "well?! what are you waiting for?!"

(wilfre starts looking through the remains of a telescope)

wilfre: "alright, alright! coughb*tchcough"

numbuh 86: "what was that?"

wilfre: "[!!!] nothing..."

*meanwhile*

 

[RetroAntonio]

Considering the fact I never watched Bakugan much, I can simply stand across the sidelines and not do any actions.

 

[mars16]

Mean while**

*Waking up in the center of Palace Olympus*

Were am I...

This is Olympus nearbeigr to SSBB Land

Zues yor alive

Yes I am Alive... If I wasn't the world would be covered in Twisters an Lightning

I thought That Evil old Smash fan Killed YOU

Impossible, I am a god and can't be killed by one thats not a god

These Hands force Characters from all around to battle each other and turns them into trophys, they killed Peach

I told them to

WHAT!

I took over SSBB Land and wanted to take the strongest of SSBB lAND TO HELP ME battle against the titans.... we use to work together Mars... I gave you My Power

You did

Take these Blades Mars

You want me to help you after you killed Peach and trophyedize those characters?

I can Bring Peach back to you, unlike you who is a Human Peach is a Video game character with extra Lifes, I can bring her back... I just need you to head do a caple of things.. These blades are very use full in many way take then..


/ you've obtained the Blades of exile/

Take This portal and go to the tomp of the Persain King... Eat this Black apple on your way there... All you have to do is defeat him

I'll do it but when I'm Finish I want Pe4ach back and all the trohpyed Characters free'd

:marth2: Yea whatever go

*Enters the portal*

Why did you have him eat the apple

Because Hades, it would make him way more meaner and will keep him on task of what he has to do

Ohh ok


*Meanwhile*