Forum Fight: The Story Forum

[mars16]

*Meanwhile at the Party in sky club*

*Party Music*+Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc:: Logest shortcut Music part 2+

**** I think I had to much Root Beer (Feeling drowzy)

Some Girl:: Hey you (Appealingly)

Wuss up(Drozzily)

Some Girl:: Look like you had to much

Yea... I Feel...... Maybe you can make me fill better

+"whats your Fantasy"By Ludacris, (Feat) Shawna+
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*Meanwhile*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Uh.... Where am I?
Small man: Are you okay sir?
Who are you?
Man: Me? I'm your assistant! Don't you remember?
No....God, my head hurts
Man: No suprise. after that machine broke down with you in it you've seemed a bit different...
What machine?
Man: No time for that! Our test subject's drank the potion!
What potion?

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

The Girl::....ohh........Yess.......

*KNOCK**KNOCK*

****....who the hell is it and what

Ninjast:: Its Ninjast.... There's bous to be a fight out here Haha

I'll...I'll be out there.......Cut short

....................................................................................................................stuff

*Goes out the room door then out the club door and notices the crowd and two people ready to fight*

Ninjast:: What the hell took you so long to get out here there about to start dude

Who are these 2

Ninjast:: I don't know but I do now the Guy on right was dancing with the girl who was on here period and got blood on his pants and that was the other guys girl so he got made and now is ready to kick his ***.

............................I really don't care about these fights.....I only care about the ones I'm in Later Ninjast

Ninjast:::...........You Suck(Continues watching the fight)

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(aeris is still shoving the us ice block around until)

Aeris: "**** this thing is heavy!"

leo: "it's a wonder we're able to talk through ice"

aeris: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

(an ice machine (from stinkoman 20x6) appears)

an ice machine: "RAWR!"

aeris: "(runs behind ice block) AAH!!! someone, DO SOMETHING!!!!"

uuuh, the rest of us are kind of FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE...

aeris: "O.O FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

an ice machine: "'O.O FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' indeed, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!"

spat: "you'll have to handle this thing on your own, pfpth!"

aeris: "T_T again FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(an ice machine is attacking using ice blocks, which aeris proceeds to dodge)

aeris: "(dodge) missed me! (dodge) whoops! (dodge) too slow! (riding an ice block) don't you have anything better to do?"

an ice machine: "not really! >:D"

aeris: "O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!"

i'm going to try and break this ice block!

(ice block is wobbling)

(aeris stops to take a breather, but then she feels a cold sensation all around)

aeris: "BRRRR!!! it's COLD!!! i'd better keep moving or else i'll freeze to square!"

(ice block is at least toppled over)

everyone except aeris & an ice machine: "*sigh*"

this does NOT bode well....

*meanwhile*

 

[Tacel]

SPAT!!!
*Grabs Spat by the head and puts him on a bed of nails*
*Smashed Spat with boot into bed of nails, impaling Spat*
*Picks Spat up and rips of his head and eats it, vomits it back up, lights it on fire, and feeds it to a bear*
*Punts Spat's remains into a pool of acid with ill tempered sea bass in it*
*Casts an unbreakable curse on Spats soul that keeps him from coming back*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Collapses due to tiredness*

 

[smashfan666]

spat: "uh, i'm frozen... so that didn't work..."

aeris: "instead of pretending to kill someone, why don't ya', oh i don't know... HELP OUT OR SOMETHING?!?!"

(an ice machine proceeds to freeze TAL)

!!! comeuppance!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*looks at moniter*
I know that test subject! He's my pal!
Man: No he's not sir, you ordered him torchured to the death by cruel experiments.
No! I would never, you must be mistaking me for someone else!
Man: I'd never do that!
What did he drink?!
Man: The experimental cyanide asprin.
WHAT?!

 

[Tacel]

Well, I guess that's what happen when you don't read SmashFan666's posts!
*Famethrower's ice machine*
*cough*S*cough*p*cough*a*cough*t*cough*'*cough*s*cough* *cough*s*cough*t*cough*i*cough*l*cough*l*cough* *cough*d*cough*e*cough*a*cough*d*cough*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh man! This is bad! Mars is going to die! What do I do?!
Man: If you want him to live just give him this antidote....
What?! Why didin't you tell their was an antidote!?
Man: You never....
Just send it to him or else you'll be demoted to Assistant Janitor!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile after leaving the Party*

**** My stomick hurts...... what did I eat...........ohhhhh(Thows up)

What the **** is wrong with me(Drozzly) This effect is not from the Beer

This is something.......

*While Walking down the Golden stairs to go back to earth he passes out*

(Rolling down the stiars)...................................................................

 

[StinkomanFan]

GET IT TO HIM OR YOU'LL BE LOCKED IN THE TORCHURE CAPSULE!
Man: *frightened* OK, OK, just don't put me back in their! *runs to mars*
That ******* better get to him before mars croaks...

 

[mars16]

(Wakes up) Who the hell are you

Man:: I was sent to give you this Antidote

For what...........

Man:: you drunk the Asprin that would kill u

I did

Man:: Just take the antidote before you die and I end up in that Capsule again

(Takes antidote and dranks) Not bad Thanks I feel much better

Man::: Great See yea and one more thing don't just go dranking anything got that

*Man Leaves*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Alright, now that that disaster is averted I have to figure out why I'm here, if any of the others are here, and perhaps save some more test subjects.
Man: I'm back sir!
Good! I need to go take a walk. Don't let anyone in here but me, got it?
Man: I think so, but why did you make me save that man?
I have my reasons.....

 

[mars16]

I Wonder if I should go back to9 the party and ask what that girls name was...she was hot
I could have atlyss got her number or something.../

SHDM::We meet again,

What Shadow Mario, Finally we can finish this war

SHDM::No, not this time, that portal you were in, Was all me, and I'm going to send you back becuase you were not supposed to come back till you completed everything

*shdm OPENS A PORTAL SUCKING MARS IN*

****m I'm back in Re4 again...........At least I still have the weopens and stuff I collected and I have the eyeball to sensor the door to let me go through it
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Back in Resident evil 4 Again
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RESIDENT EVIL 4

Again

 

[StinkomanFan]

*goes into hallway, it appears as an average office hallway with blood red walls. In the left a door with a sign reading torchure chambers hangs on it. Their's a coffee machine on a counter and a small trash can next to it*
Nice place. *investigates trash* A letter opener? *grabs it* Just in case.

 

[mars16]

I guess I'll go through the door.....

The only part that sucks about this is that Blargy and Stinko aren't here.. I guess I have to go through these Zombie ona B's myself

*Unlocks Door*

*Now on the other side* Walks up the path, then here a truck coming down it*

Oh ****........ugh ummm (Shoots at the windows of the truck making it lose control)

*The truck crashes into a ditch*

Nice try guys....(Keeps walking)

 

[smashfan666]

(at dark aeris's fortress)

Dark Aeris: "(uses mind trick on normal leo) you will break them free of the ice"

(at the an ice machine arena)

leo: "i will break us free of this ice..."

(leo destroys the ice, freeing us)

aeris: "O.O whao..."

(at dark aeris's fortress)

dark aeris: "you will kill aeris..."

(back where we are)

leo: "i will KILL AERIS..."

(leo walks menacingly toward aeris, who is backing away)

aeris: "wait what?! stop, NOW, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!!"

(i get in the way of a hypnotized leo)

whao whao WHOA!!!! listen, i KNOW you're angry, but i don't think daily abuse is worth killing over, (holds up VG Cats comic 259 to myself) even if you get aborted via coathanger through the- (is now thinking "waitaminit, maybe it IS worth killing over...")

(is shoving leo towards aeris, and leo is holding a chainsaw & hook now) go get 'em tiger, don't hold back, (hands leo a hammer) and bop her once for me!

(back at dark aeris's fortress)

dark aeris: "hmm... interesting... the rest ALL seem to hate normal me... well, as the humans say, let the chips fall where they may... and by that i mean KILL KILL KILL!!!!"

(a hypnotized leo activates the chainsaw, readies the hammer, and puts the hook in his mouth)

leo: "(still under mind control) KILL KILL KILL!!!!"

(as leo is walking forward, aeris is backing away)

aeris: "stop! wait! PLEASE!!!"

narrator: "as none of smashfan's team knows, leo has been hypnotized by dark aeris's mind trick!"

wait, WHAT?!?!?! THAT'S why he wants to kill her?!?! meh, good enough for me...

aeris: "O.O jerk... T_T"

OH, **** YOURSELF, *****!!!

narrator: "anyway, will they actually stop it in time?! or will comic #259 get the better of them, again?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT THE STORY FORUM!!!!"

 

[StinkomanFan]

Narrator: Last time on Forum Fight: The Story Forum; Mars and Stinko got sucked to an odd universe, Smash teamed up with more charactors, and TAL died a slow and painful death. Or did he? Find out on this episode of Forum fight!

 

[mars16]

<> Means thinking in head

*Meanwhile*

<I find myself in a mid evil castle area... I guess the girl I'm looking for is in the castle.... I have to find the entrance>

***Walks then see some guy in a black rob Hoody***

*Pulls out sniper to get a closer look....**

He seems to be infected as well *Shoots his head off*

.......*ShhhHHHHHHH*

wHAT...They have catapults........Gotta stay low

*Meanwhile

 

[RetroAntonio]

HAHA!

*appears in front of smashfan*

Prepare yourselves! I'll make sure I get you this time! I've been upgraded!!!

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

*After getting through the catapults and making his entrance into the castle*

What is this room...theres a sword on the wall...I'll take it...

Theres another sword but this ones gold....what do I do....Maybe I should put the gold sword on the gold wall and the silver sword on the silver wall....

*Does that stuff*

A passege has opened.....what

*Out of the passege comes the zombie like *******s with arrows and sheilds*

****

*meanwhile*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*walks into dungeon*
prisoner: Ung! Ungh!
What's wrong?
Prisoner: Wa-er! Wa-er!
You need water?
Prisoner: Uh-huh!
I'll see what I can do...

 

[mars16]

*Its been awhile getting through this big *** castle*

*In a room with huge pillers and another big door*

????::hmhmhmhmhmmmhmhmhmhmmhmh

Who the hell is that

Salazar:: I was wondering when you'd notice us

Who the hell are

Salazar:: I am Salazar, Top guy of diss joint, 2nd only 2 Sadler

I don't kare who you are were is the girl Ashly

Salazar::She is just in the room on your right(Leaves the scene)

I'm coming Ashly
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Next room
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*He see's her straped into the wall at the end of the hall**

Ashly::HELP!!

Don't worry I'm here to help you,

*Suddnly the wall she is connected to turns into a blank wall(You now what I mean)*

**** what now

*Phone ringing* +I like big butts+(Ringtone)**

Who is it

Salazar:: If you want to get to ashly you have to find the missing peices that go to the wall you seen in the other room, theres one in the sewers but you have to get through my little insects, I let them out for exersize haha

Cool I hate bordum(Hangsup).........****

*Enters the door to the sewer's
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*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

(dark aeris & co. teleport in)

dark aeris: "cheese-and-****ing-RICE!!!! does ANYONE even like this one?!"

leo: "(still under mind control) cheese-and-****ing-RICE!!!! does ANYONE even like this one?!"

dark aeris: "waitaminit... did i leave the mind control on???"

leo: "waitaminit... did i leave the mind control on???"

both: "OOOH SHI-"

(technical difficulties screen with king dedede reading a book in front of a broken camera pops up)

+meta knight victory (brawl)+

escargoon: "(technical difficulties narrating) we are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please enjoy this music video with the music 'robot h*ll', which is a catchy song..."

+song: Robot H*ll+

aeris (bender's voice): "ah cr*p, singing... mind if i smoke?"

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "(singing) cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, we'll find ways to simulate that smell, what a sorry fella, rolled up in smoke like a, panatela, here on level 1 of robot h*ll..."

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "(singing) gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is forging phony I.O.U.'s, let's let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify, i'm pit boss here on level 2... (spoken) ooh! deep-fried robot!"

aeris (bender's voice): "(singing) just tell me why."

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "please read this 55-page warrant!"

aeris (bender's voice): "(singing) there must be robots worse than i!"

Dark Aeris: "we checked you out, there really aren't!"

aeris (bender's voice): "(singing) then please let me explain, my crimes were really boyish pranks!"

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "(singing) YOU STOLE FROM BOY SCOUTS NUNS & BANKS!!!"

aeris (bender's voice): "hey, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!"

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "please stop singing while i'm singing!"

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "(singing) selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need their income to survive!"

dedede, escargoon, & a waddle dee (beastie boys voices): "(singing) hey benda' gonna make some NOISE! witcha' hard drive scratch by the BEASTIE BOYS!"

(record scratching rythmically)

dedede, escargoon, & waddle dee (beastie boys voices): "(singing) that's what'cha what'cha what'cha get ON LEVEL 5!!!!"

leo (fry's voice): "i don't feel well"

marie (leela's voice): "it's up to us to rescue him!"

leo (fry's voice): "(singing) maybe he likes it here in h*ll,"

marie (leela's voice): "(singing) it's us who tempted him to sin"

leo (fry's voice): "(singing) maybe he's back at the motel,"

marie (leela's voice): "(singing) c'mon fry, don't be scared, i'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so just sit back, enjoy the ride!"

leo (fry's voice): "(singing) MY @$$ HAS BLISTERS FROM THE SLIDE!!!"

Dark Aeris (beelzebot's voice): "(singing) fencing diamonds, fixing c**kfights, publishing indecent magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures most of which rhyme! TRAPPED FOREVER HERE IN ROBOT H*LL!!!!!!"

(song ends, transmission comes back to the battle, where everything is wrecked)

dark aeris: "(normal voice) heheheheheeeeeeeee..."

(we all get zapped to dark aeris's fortress)

almost everyone: "WHO WHAT WHERE WHY?!?!"

dark aeris: "i was getting bored, seeing you run around like idiots wasn't worth my time..."

leo: "(normal voice, still under mind control) i was getting bored, seeing you run around like idiots wasn't worth my time..."

dark aeris: "(breaks mind control) okay, seriously... shut up..."

 

[StinkomanFan]

*meanwhile*
*Looks in next cell* Who are you?
???:Who wants to know?
The person who's most likely gonna get you out of there.
???:Ha-ha-ha! I doubt that heavily. You can call me F.
F? What kind of name is that?
F: It's not a name....As far as you know.
What do you want, F?
F: Freedom obviously!
Other than the obvious.
F: A weapon.

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile**

*Mars climbs down the ladders into the sewer*

*takes 5 steps forward the here's loud 5 steps splashing in the puddles*

Whats that, *gets to the rnd of the first hallway, turns faces right looking down the next path*

*He notices floating drowl but does not see whats drewling.....*

*Pulls out sniper*

So they blend in with stuff(Fires making the Infected bug appear)

Thats a huge *****

 

[smashfan666]

(leo is raging towards dark aeris, i stop both of them)

wowowoWOAH!!!!

Dark Aeris: "what is it NOW?!?!"

i can think of a much BETTER way to settle this final battle...

A CHAOTIC BATTLE!!!

(almost everyone gasps)

spat's ghost: "A CHAOTIC BATTLE, PFPTH?!?!"

marx: "no-one's played chaotic in smashboards in, well... EVER!!!"

right, so i guess THIS will be the first!

marie: "but... we don't even have a DROME to battle in, so-"

(holds up a cube) THAT'S why i brought my port-a-drome!

(throws down cube, which unfolds into a drome)

here's how this is going to work, we'll battle you through switching around between matches

dark aeris: "hmm... one against many... it hardly seems fair..."

which is why WE'LL swich around and have one player battle you at a time!

marx: "think of us all as one player, in all kinds of different bodies"

right, so aeris is the first one up!

aeris: "(jawdrop) ME?!?! BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO-"

(whispers to aeris on how to play)

aeris: "ooooh, i get it now..."

drome monitor: "PLAYERS, LOCK YOUR DECKS..."

(aeris & dark aeris lock decks)

drome monitor: "THE FIRST LOCATION: IRON PILLAR, AERIS HAS THE FIRST ATTACK"

aeris: "(examines board) na-inna attacks chaor!"

marx: "(thinking) [oooh, you shouldn't have done THAT...]"

(iron pillar forms around aeris & dark aeris, and they turn into the creatures selected. aeris turns into na-inna, and dark aeris turns into chaor)

aeris/na-inna: "die, *****!!! (attacks with a spear)"

Dark Aeris/chaor: "[heh, you fool. using na-inna against chaor wasn't the smartest of moves] battlegear, VILEDRIVER!!!"

(Dark Aeris/chaor is now in a giant mechanism)

aeris/na-inna: "HOLY ****ING **** THAT THING IS BIG!!!"

Dark Aeris/chaor: "hahahahahaaaaaa!!!! nobody can help you now! as nobody outside of battle can interfere! at least not until they're fighting in your place! you are most certainly DOOMED!!!!"

aeris/na-inna: "[...i'm ****ed...]"

narrator: "smash & co. are fighting dark aeris in, surprise of surprises, A CHAOTIC MATCH!!! and aeris is up first! but alas, a fatal error in judgement has pitted aeris, as na-inna, against dark aeris's CHAOR!!! will aeris be able to turn this first battle around?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!"

 

[RetroAntonio]

...wut

*flys back to base*

 

[smashfan666]

aeris/na-inna: "!!!!!!! SONG OF STASIS!!!!!!!"

(song of stasis mugic activates, freezing darks aeris's viledriver)

dark aeris: "WHAT THE ****?! YOU ***HOLE!!! (near endless cussing)"

aeris/na-inna: "alright, i've had about enough of this *****..."

(aeris/na-inna codes dark aeris/chaor, everything is evaporated to normal)

aeris: "HA!!!!"

drome monitor: "MARIE HAS TAGGED AERIS"

Dark Aeris: "heh, easy picking..."

drome monitor: "THE NEXT LOCATION: SANDS OF THE UNSEEN"

Dark Aeris: "h'earring attacks illexia!"

(dark aeris turns into h'earring, marie turns into illexia, & the field turns into the sands of the unseen location)

marie/illexia: "HAHAHAHA!!! you think that little big-eared ****** can beat a DANIAN QUEEN? i'd like to see ya' try!"

dark aeris/h'earring: "hehehe... don't make fun of MY UNDERWORLD DECK... SONG OF STASIS!!!"

(song of stasis mugic activates, freezing marie/illexia in place)

marie/illexia: "[what the?! i can't move!! STUPID SONG OF STASIS!!!!!!]"

(dark aeris/h'earring prepares to attack)

dark aeris/h'earring: "this is the last of it, fool!"

marie/illexia: "SONG OF REVERSAL!!!!!"

(mugic activates, dark aeris/h'earring's attack is deflected)

dark aeris/h'earring: "[ooooooh, that hurt so bad...] YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!"

narrator: "the next one to fight dark aeris is marie! will she be able to use illexia's advantages to beat h'earring? well, i'm guessing so... anyway, until then! until then..."

 

[mars16]

*Out of the sewers*

**** that was a pain.... ohh ****

*Notices pendelums going back and forth*

****

1 minute later***

That was easy

*Phone rings*

+Boats and ho's+(Ringtone)

*Answers*

Salazar:: It seems you made it thruogh

Yes I did

Salazar:: just well then lets see if you can get farther

*Meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

Takes to lng to make a post
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*Meanwhile*

Walks onto a room***

Hmmm....*Booom*

*Door slams shut behind him**

What....What is that

*He notices a tall buff human with eyes sild shut and Warrior claws for hands locked up*

The only way to get ride of the fire in the hallway is to hit that switch.... ****

*Meanwhile*

 

[smashfan666]

narrator: "last time on forum fight: the story forum, Dark Aeris red buttoned smashfan & co. to his fortress, smashfan suggested that they do a chaotic battle to decide the outcome. in a huge mistake- er- twist of fate, aeris had mistakenly selected na-inna to fight chaor yet quickly kicked his butt, yet dark aeris has selected H'earring to fight Illexia, the danian queen, once aeris was tagged by marie. illexia was frozen solid, but h'earring's attack was reflected back at him by the song of reversal mugic. now let's just get back to the story already because this introduction was waaaay long, AND I'M VERY TIRED!!!"

(marie/illexia is now un-frozen)

marie/illexia: "[okay, that song of stasis mugic wore off, but i'll have to step up my game and not screw this up if i'm gonna win this match!]"

dark aeris/h'earring: "[AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! STUPID SONG OF REVERSAL!!!!!!]"

(dark aeris/h'earring stomps the ground, creating an earthquake, which marie/illexia proceeds to jump over)

marie/illexia: "ha! ya' missed!!! [just gotta keep him mad & not thinking straight...]"

dark aeris/h'earring: "(snarling) THAT... IS... IT!!!!"

(dark aeris/h'earring punches marie/illexia with EXTREME ANGER, causing the shell to break, coding illexia, even though it coded h'earring through excess power overload, and a exoshell shard flew into his eye)

dark aeris: "(glad even though his creature got coded as well) HA!!! WHAT DO YA' THINK OF THAT?!?!"

(marie falls to the ground, stunned with surprise)

escargoon: "O.O OF ALL THE RAGGENITY, FRAKKIN' SAKA-FRAKA BLAKASAKAFRAKA FREAKIN' (grumbling indistinctly) FREAKIN' SAKA BLAGGA RAGGENITY!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?!?!"

relax, esc... (george lopez voice) I GOT THIS!

drome monitor: "SMASHFAN666 HAS TAGGED MARIE"

(normal voice) drome monitor, i'd like to make some slight adjustments.

dark aeris: "me too, i'd like to switch out my last creature..."

drome monitor: "ACCEPTED. WARNING: YOU WILL HAVE TO RE-LOCK YOUR DECKS ONCE ADJUSTMENTS ARE COMPLETE."

(switches last creature with Kiru)

(dark aeris replaces his last creature with what appears to be a m'arrillian)

(we re-lock our decks)

drome monitor: "THE NEXT LOCATION: UNDERWORLD CITY"

(notices that dark aeris's last creature is now Aa'une)

you have a m'arrillian?! no matter...

Kiru attacks Aa'une!

(location becomes underworld city, Dark Aeris turns into Aa'une, i turn into Kiru)

me/kiru: "let this be... OUR FINAL BATTLE!!!"

dark aeris/aa'une: "JUST CUE THE GODD*MN NARRATOR!!!"

narrator: "dark aeris has coded illexia, but luckily, smashfan has replaced his last creature with the legendary KIRU!!! but Aa'une, supreme leader of the M'arrillians, is now in Dark Aeris's deck! how will smashfan overcome this one last challenge? find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!! i can't belive it! dark aeris has M'ARRILLIAN CARDS!!! i wish I had m'arrillian cards... all's i got is a lousy borth-majaar..."

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Battleling the Tall Infected human***

*The human forced his claws through Mars16 head killing Mars....***

*hE LAYS THERE DEAD.....***

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Back in the world of light
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**** I lost..... I was getting tired of that any way

*Heads out the room and for castle of light*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*meanwhile*
A weapon? What for?
F:To escape you idiot! I dispise this place more than Satan dispises God!
How come?
F:You should know! You're the founder!
Uh........I'm just asking for your personal experience
F:First they skin me alive and sew it back on covered in lemon juice!
When life give you lemons you torchure inmates.
F:Then they pour acid onto my feet! Followed by throwing me into a river with my hands tied!
They pour acid on your feet every day?
F: They sew new ones on
Oooohhh....
F:And finally they force-feed me rocks.
At least your getting your minerals.
F:For your sake I'm forgetting that last gag.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Is anyone even listening to me? Enough games!

I'll destroy your weakest link first! *charges at Escargoon* Wait...no...GAH! AHHHHHHGH!

I can't...I must...No...no...NO! I can't do this...but I must for Master Porky...NO! *is in self conflict*

 

[smashfan666]

(Dark Aeris/Aa'une is blasting me/Kiru)

me/Kiru: "[i had NO IDEA his trunk was chuck-full of M'ARRILLIAN cards... SPECIFICALLY AA'UNE!!! i'll have to be EXTREMELY CAREFUL about what battlegear and mugix i choose...] BATTLEGEAR: GIGANTROPER!!!"

dark aeris/Aa'une: "you pitiful sap... you think that hunk of junk can defeat ME?!"

me/Kiru: "maybe not on it's own, but i can use something that'll turn the tide for sure! SYMPHONY OF STASIS!!!!"

(mugic activates, freezing my opponent in place, to which i'm now smashing the s**t out of dark aeris/Aa'une)

dark aeris/Aa'une: "[THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! I WAS TO DEFEAT SMASHFAN666 AND HIS ACCURSED TEAM, AND CONTROL SMASHBOARDS!!!!]"

(aa'une is coded & dark aeris is defeated)

(fanfare)

dark aeris: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU @$$HOLE! I WAS TO DEFEAT YOU AND YOUR MOTHER-F**KING TEAM!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO WRECK MY CHANCES TO RULE SMASHBOARDS!!!! i NEVER want ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!)!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

(dark aeris blows up, and for some reason, spat is revived)

spat: "haha! pfpth! I'M BACK!"

(all cheering)

great to have you back, spat!

dedede: "YEA! you're back!"

escargoon: "haha! we really missed ya', spat!"

spat: "well, it's great to finally BE back, everyone, pfpth! "

marie: "YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!! you're back!!!"

(marie is hugging spat, happy that he is back)

(scene ends...)

{beware, as this credits is a bit long, mostly the images}

+credits music: Fusionfall Main Theme+

--=STAFF=--

--=characters=--

Smashfan666 - main protagonist

Retroantonio - Pokey's new 'friend'

Marx - smashfan's friend

Meta Knight - Leader of the Meta knights, One of smashfan's teammates

Marie Kanker - One of smashfan's teammates

Galacta Knight - Greatest warrior in the galaxy

Wham bam jewel - one of smashfan's teammates

King Dedede - self-appointed king of dreamland, one of smashfan's teammates

Escargoon - Dedede's right-hand, One of smashfan's teammates

Giygas - one of smashfan's teammates

Spat - the all-fibber, one of smashfan's teammates

Leo - one of the VG Cats main characters

Aeris - one of the VG Cats main characters

Pantsman - writer of VG Cats, Superhero

Dark aeris - main antagonist

dark leo - antagonist's manservant

dark pantsman - general of antagonist's evil army

Krug - minor

johnny evilguy - card '& such' salesman

pokey - leader of the pigmask army, one of dark aeris's minions

An Ice Machine - um... duh...

--=Locations=--

port-a-drome

dark aeris's fortress

ice field

city/threadopolis

--=Key items=--

port-a-drome

red button

All rights reserved, we are in no way affiliated with VG Cats, Nintendo, Alphadream, AKA Cartoon, or HAL. i am terribly sorry if we forgot anything...

Smashboards was saved once again...

The VG Cats characters & smashfan's team went their separate ways...

And smashboards is finally safe...

THE END... FOR NOW...

 

[mars16]

Chapter 1= Fusion planet Complete
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Chapter 2= Resident evil 4 Complete
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*(Leaving the Sky city, walking down the stairs of light)*


I got far, I found lots of gold... this reminds me of the Conker days.....

Who is that in the distance (Gets a closer look)

Its SHDM...... it looks like he's entering a some sorta door... with now house what so ever....

*Gets closer to the door without a house*

I'm going in after him...*Opens the door, and see's another land*

*Boom.. the door slams shut behind him*

Its locked... geuss I want be going back that way

....Its a collection of trophy's, and they all look like things from video games

*Wario comes out of nowhere with a huge gun*

Wario:: Hahahaha......hmmm

*Fires a Black arrow at Mars turning him into a trophy*
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SUPER SMASH BROS

ARENA

 

[smashfan666]

*meanwhile, smashfan & his team are fighting a revived The Gourd*

GOURD! you evil miscreant!

the gourd: "...wha?"

(dedede whacks the gourd over the head)

the gourd: "OW!!! (brain registers that my avatar is now lampy) O.O why is smashfan a LAMP?"

marie: "T_T don't ask..."

i watch that movie a lot....

the gourd: "OoO WHAT movie?!"

(whispers in the gourd's ear)

the gourd: "the brave little toaster?! are you SERIOUS?! that movie is WAY darker than it's sequels! why do you even watch that?! that magnet is f**king CREEPY!!!"

uh... when was the last time YOU watched it?

the gourd: "...about when i was three..."

all except the gourd: "O.O (laughing uncontrollably)"

dedede: "seriously?! THREE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

y'know gourd, you're older now, i think you should watch it again!

the gourd: "y'know, you're right! i think this'll be the start of a good friendship..."

(both me and the gourd shake hands. the gourd throws me into a wall after a few seconds)

the gourd: "for about ONE ONE TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND! (uses some kind of beam on me and my team, we are sent to the future, in a h*llish junkyard scene)"

O.O that was the shortest friendship EVER. T_T

marx: "yeah... he can't GET any more jerkish..."

dedede: "at least it can't get any WORSE..."

(a shadow looms over us. mechanical whirring.)

spat: "do you hear something, pfpth?"

marie: "O.O aw MAN!"

(we all move out of the way before a familiar object lands on the garbage mound we were standing on)

marie: "oh great, THIS d**che!"

can't talk, thank GOD!

(the magnet lifts up the garbage and puts it on a conveyor belt, leading to a familiar-looking crusher)

THE BRAVE LITTLE
SMASHFAN

seriously? THAT'S the best you guys could do for a title?!

narrator: "yeah, that IS pretty lame..."

SMASHFAN'S GREAT ADVENTURE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS TO GET BACK TO THE-

(whistle) that is WAY to long a sentence...

narrator: "hmm... i agree"

SMASHFAN'S EPIC TIME ADVENTURE

yeah, i can live with that...

narrator: "ditto!"

 

[mars16]

*Meanwhile*

Wario:: Hahahaha.....(Driving the W kart)

*Wario drives trophy mars asnd some other trophy characters throw grass land*

*Suddenly he pulls over noticing a Luigi trophy*

Wario:: Hmmm..

*He picks it up then out of now where Weedle dee's appear*

Wario::: AHHH HEY GRRR....

*Trophy Luigi falls and bounces into the kart then.... then out of the grass Dwee dwee comes and High jacks the KaRT*

Wario:: Huhh GRRRRR
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[smashfan666]

(crusher machine is smashing the garbage into cubes)

(we all spread out. escargoon bumps into future smashfan, who is in poor condition)

escargoon: "(backing away from future smashfan) oh, were you first in line here? oh well after you of course, pardon me!"

+song: Worthless+

(everyone gains the voices of whoever is singing the lyrics. the magnet picks up Future Smashfan)

Future Smashfan: "(singing) I can't take this kind of pressure! i must confess, one more dusty road would be just a road too long..."

(future smashfan is crushed flat)

{Worthleeeeeeess!}

(future marie looks barely any different)

future marie: "(singing) i just can't i just can't i just can't seem to get started! (picked up by magnet and dropped on conveyor) don't have the heart to live in the fast lane, all that is passed & gone!"

(future marie is crushed flat)

{Worthleeeeeeess!}

(future dedede & future escargoon are watching the future versions of everyone on the conveyor belt OUTTA HERE!!!)

future escargoon: "and there ain't nothin' you can do about it!"

{Worthleeeeeeess!}

future dedede: "pardon me while i PANIC!!!"

{Worthleeeeeeess worthleeeeeeess worthleeeeeeess!!!}

(future spat is being lifted by the magnet towards the conveyor belt)

future spat: "(singing) I come from K.C missouri! i got my kicks on route 66-"

{every truck stop from butte to M.O.}

future spat: "(singing) motown to old alabama! from texarkana to east of savanna-"

{from tampa to to old kokomo!}

(future spat is squashed)

{worthleeeeeeess!}

(future wham bam jewel is on top of a bunch of future versions of characters)

future Wham-Bam Jewel: "(singing) i once ran the indie 500! (picked up by the magnet and is being lifted away) i must confess i'm impressed how i did and i wonder how close that i came..."

(future wham bam jewel is dropped onto the conveyor)

future wham bam jewel: "(singing) Now i get a sinking sensation... i was the top of the line, out of sight out of mind, so much for fortune and fame!"

(future wham bam is flattened)

(future may kanker is being lifted by the magnet)

future may: "(singing) Once took a texan to a wedding. Once took a texan to a wedding. he kept forgetting his loneliness letting his thoughts turn to home and we turned..."

(future may is dropped on a conveyor)

(future giygas is being lifted by the magnet)

future giygas: "(singing) I took a man to a graveyard. i beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff i have learned!"

(future giygas is dropped on top of future may and both are crushed flat)

{Worthleeeeeeess!}

(future an ice machine is on top of a mound, and badly battered)

future an ice machine: "(singing) once drove a surfer to sunset. there were bikinis & buns there were weenies, believe me, just couldn't forget (is picked up by the magnet) he'd go 'let's go up to zuma'"

(an eye falls out of future an ice machine and hits a window, which i look through surprised)

{he'd go 'let's go up to zuma!'}

(future an ice machine is on the conveyor upside-down, bobbing left & right)

future an ice machine: "(singing) from zuma to yuma the rumor was i had a hand in the lay of the land!"

(future an ice machine is crushed flat)

{get up and go hit the highwaaaaaaaaay!}

(saxophone solo)

(future meta knight is on top of a school bus. future meta knight's mask has a scratch)

{ooooooooh}

future meta knight: "(singing) i worked on a reservation..."

{hoo! hoo!}

future meta knight: "(singing) who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old santa fe? (avoids magnet and gets on the conveyor, bringing smashfan & co.) once in an indian nation. i took the kids on the skids with a hope he was happy 'till i heard him say..."

(smashfan & co. are shoved aside off the conveyor belt)

{you're worthleeeeeeeeeess!}

(future meta knight is squashed, pieces of random garbage somehow fly off, a muffler falls on spat & marie)

(song ends)

narrator: "smashfan & co. are sent to the future! which is surprisingly a real DUMP... and the magnet has killed no fewer than at least eight characters in a cool musical number! will smashfan and his friends ever make it back to their own time? find out on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!! (singing voice) worthleeeeeeess!"