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[Blargy]

*Grabs the bolt action sniper rifle w/ thermal scope*

Ok im ready!

*Starts sniping some zombies*

 

[mars16]

Stinko Wins the Bonus Round

2nd place Blargy who justed entered when it was over and

last place for Mars 0 pionts because he was to tired to make a post that smash world was the

aczacted reason he missed the Bus
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Ok anyway lets go through this door guys

*Opensd the Door

....... Its empty........ were could this who ever were looking for be

*Leaves the room and climbs back down the Ladder THEN SUDDENLY

Sadler:: Well it zeems the one your looking for is gone

Who the hell are you

Sadler:: Well if you must now... I am Sadler something something and I plan on taking over all the portal worlds with this infectsion I envented

Blargy::: You Suck

Sadler:::.......KILL THEM

*Enfected people come from behind the walls and shoots bowan arrows with fire at the tip at Mars and Co.*

Qiuck out the Window ( they jump out the Window)

Lets get back to the Faarm... it seems to be some enfected people in the graveyard
Lets take umm out

*Shoots one.... but then something pops outr of its head

Stinko:: What the **** is that

Thats might be what took over the body f enfected people

*Uses Flash gernade..... and kills it*

Ok time to take out the rest

 

[StinkomanFan]

*beats zombie's skull in with bottle of liquor*

 

[smashfan666]

(everything melts around me)

WHAT THE F-

unknown voice: "smashfan? smash?! SMASH!"

(it is revealed that it was all me dreaming, and marx is trying to wake me up)

marx: "SMASHFAN, WAKE UP!!!"

AH, MINERAL WATER, wha?!

dedede: " WTF???"

spat: "after the credits, you dozed off, pfpth!"

so... what now?

marx: "(shrugs)"

(a dark version of aeris (from VG Cats) is here)

all of us: "AAH!!!!"

(shoots dark aeris, but she/he deflects it back at us, sending me flying, to which everyone else is following)

--THE NEXT CHAPTER: THE DARKNESS IS HERE--

(i landed in a forest)

marx: "(trying to wake me up) smashfan?! SMASH?!"

(i'm up)

woah, hey guys, i had this crazy dream where an evil version of aeris in a dark smokey aura blasted us into a forest and for some reason there was a candy pirate...

stickybeard: "arr, t'weren't no dream, laddie..."

(dark smoke is coming closer, and drags in giygas, escargoon, dedede, and most of the others. it attempts to claim marie, but we grab on and try to drag her out)

spat: "i got ya' pfpth!"

all: "(struggling)"

spat: "do something, guys! i can't hold on much longer, pfpth!"

(eventually it was that one last tug that freed marie from the shadow cloud's grip. then the smoke vanishes, leaving only me, spat, marx, marie, meta knight & wham bam jewel)

marie: "(frightened half to death by nearly getting swallowed whole by dark smoke, shivering) thanks, guys... i owe ya' one..."

spat: "well now what are we gonna do, pfpth?! now there's only six of us, and likely an ARMY'S WORTH of THEM!!!"

i don't know, but i think we should stop dark aeris head-on!

meta knight: "what?! that's just reckless!"

no, meta knight, we've run out of options! we've lost over half the team and almost all of a city!

????: "I'LL help you!"

(shows that pantsman (another VG Cats character) is watching us, and is offering to help)

pantsman: "dark aeris was created from a dark energy merging with evil thoughts in aeris's mind, and thus THAT is how he came to be. now we must stop dark aeris and his dark army!"

spat: "see? armies-worth, pfpth..."

waitaminit... since when is dark aeris a HE?!

pantsman: "long story... but we need to seek help from leo & the REAL aeris. i suspect that they are at some kind of prison cell in dark aeris's dungeon &... !!!- i sense... another dark presence... created from the evil in leo... it's coming to me... it's- oh no..."

what?! what is it?!

pantsman: "!!! it's... DARK LEO!!!"

O.O WE HAVE TO GET GOING, NOW!!!

(we all run for dark aeris's fortress)

 

[mars16]

*Later*

Good were back at the farm... **** its so dark and it seems to be some Infected crackpots here to

Lets hurry up and go up the path to the other part of the Farm

 

[smashfan666]

(we are at dark aeris's fortress)

dark aeris: "(man voice) what are all of YOU doing here?!?!"

oooooh, i see why dark aeris is a guy...

dark leo: "(revealing himself to be extremely serious) grrh... an apparent gaggle of sadsacks looking for their little friend... shall i send out the hounds O master?"

dark aeris: "no, i know EXACTLY what to do with THESE..."

(dark aeris levitates leo & aeris in midair, along with everyone from the team)

dark aeris: "you can have your dumb friends back. i got everything i needed from them anyway..."

pantsman: "?!?! what do you mean by-"

(gate to fortress opens, revealing dark versions of everyone)

pantsman: "oh..."

dark pantsman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! fools! we have dark clones of everyone! smashfan, spat, marx, marie, dedede, EVERYONE!!!"

dark marie: "now you all will DIE!!!"

dark galacta knight: "and you will not stop us from taking over!!!"

dark aeris: "now that my plan is no longer secret, stay uninvolved!!!"

(everyone is levitated towards us, and we are sent flying towards a far away place)

dark aeris: "(writing on a card) and that brings my average to 10-60!"

(fanfare)

*meanwhile*

 

[mars16]

20 Minutes Later

Ok were Pass the Farm area.... lets go through this path..... do you here that

*A gaint beast Falls to the Ground

Dare rago:: Garrrrrrrr

momy..... Ok guy lets just shoot at it

I'll distracted it you guys go see what you can find in the Cabins, might be ammo Cuzz I'm runnin short

Dog:: Wof wof

Its... a dog

*Dog helps destracted the Gaint thing**Mars study's shooting at it*

 

[Blargy]

Look at that thing at it back!

*Takes a steady aim and shoots it*

hes dead! thanks doggy!

*Walks down to the docks area*

*A strange man appears next to blue fire*

Merchant: Welcome Stranger, What you buying?

 

[smashfan666]

(20 more minutes later)

(we all wake up) uuugh, jerk...

well, now we have to find our way back to the fortress...

leo: "oooh, my head......"

(rock hits leo on the head)

leo: "(quickly) E=MC SQUARED! SHAKESPEAR'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO AMERICAN CIVILIZATION ARE VOID OF BOUNDARIES! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANYMORE BETTER DEALS IN HOME OWNERSHIP! (dumb guy tone) duuuuuuuuuh... (KO)"

aeris: "O.O uh..."

pantsman: "well, that sucked..."

yeah... now then, let's get back

(we embark to try and get back, but instead find dark leo & a tied up character on a cliff)

dark leo: "(evil laugh) dark aeris will be so pleased! and you with all your fond memories of what everything once was! well, don't you forget this! (finally notices us) ?! meddlers!!! why aren't you somewhere else?! i get it, sabotage! you'd like to unravel our plans yet again!"

leo: "c'mon man, just drop this! let's just be-"

dark leo: "eh, pals, you & me? now THAT'S uncalled for, stop it!"

(dark leo backs away a bit)

leo: "(moves in closer) come on you know you wanna be bestest friends!"

dark leo: "k said that it's uncaled for, stop it now!!! (backs away more) bwa ha, i'm evil! i can't be friends with anyone! just forget it! (evil laugh) (notices he's off the edge of the cliff) er? (falls) BWA HYAAAAAAA!!!!"

text: "dark leo fell off the cliff!"

dark leo: "i didn't fall, morons!"

(dark leo is flying back up)

dark leo: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN HORRIBLY, TERRIBLY, UNCOMFORTABLE!!! how unlucky for you i can fly! (flies away)"

(we try following him, but he stops)

dark leo: "DON'T FOLLOW ME!!!! i'm not staying anymore so just hold your horses!"

(dark leo gets away, unknown character frees himself and is actually a random person)

random guy: "FREEDOOOOOOM!!! (runs away)"

 

[mars16]

Merchant::: We meet again Mars... I told you next time we meet I would have new stuff

*He opens Jacket

Merchant:: What a ya Buying Stranger

Riot Shotgun:: Fire speed 1.5 Fire Power 2.1 Reloed speed 1.2 Capacity 8
Killer 7 .--------------------1.7-------------2.6----------------1.6-----------7
Bowgun--------------------2.0-------------1.6----------------2.0-----------7
Red9-----------------------1.8-------------1.9----------------1.6-----------13
TMP------------------------BEST-----------1.2----------------2.0------------50

i'LL BUY ALL OF THEM
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OK lets go *Crosses a Bridge*

Infected Punks:: A tho dell

Oh **** its alot of them into that Cabin qiuck *They go into the cabin

Luis::: Catch

(Blacks the door with the handed item) Who are you

Luis:: scientist what ever, there coming get ready

*The Infected Punks bang on the door*

*They busted throw a window*

Start shooting

 

[Blargy]

*Takes out red9*

I will cover the upstairs!

*Starts to knock over ladders and shoot the people off of them*

 

[mars16]

Luis::: Blargy's got the right Idea, lets head upstairs

Ok *throws down a gernade thenruns upstairs**

*A Infected Person with wormy lookin hook is coming up*

Stinko:: I got this *Throws down Flash gernade*

There starting to go away

3 minutes later***
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Thanks for the Help Luis

Luis:: No prob.....**** I forgot something catch up with you guys later

Ok Blargy Stinko lets keep Moving

*They go outside... see's a merchant but he has nothing New then see's to giant gates**

Choose gate Guys *** Right Gate(Chainsaw sisters)Left Gate ( another gaint ****er)

 

[StinkomanFan]

I can take the ****er. *holds up cash and wine*

 

[Blargy]

uhhh I say lets get the giant.....I dont like chainsaws I dont have freakin ammo to kill them

 

[mars16]

//Of topic//

Thats weak, the chainsaw sisters are fun
// On Topic.//

Ok lets Left

*Opensa the left gate and goes thorugh

(2minutes Later) Here we are... lets just cruise on throw (Wistleing)

*Suddnley*

Dar regis(Giant)::: Raaarrrrrarararrrr(Slobering)

**** not another one....
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*Pulls out Striker and starts shooting*

Come on guys

 

[StinkomanFan]

Eat this! *shoots at Giant*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*wakes up*

Wow...last thing I remember I was sucked up by some dark smoke...

*lights turn on*

???: Oh, hello, Neco. Sorry to startle you, but I just wanted you to walk around. Test out your systems...!

Systems? *looks at self* Who am I? Who are you? I don't remember!!!!!

???: You...are Neco-Arc. My little friend, you could say. And as for me, my name is...

*steps out of the shadows*

Pokey: Pokey.

 

[Blargy]

Hey look a boulder!

*Shoots the wooden pegs holding up the boulder making it fall onto the giant*

Woot!....

*Goes and jacks the loot he drops*

 

[smashfan666]

(dark leo appears on pokey's computer)

dark leo: "sup' pokes, ya' still want that death ray?"

(dark aeris appears on pokey's computer as well)

dark aeris: "vinegar toast? did you REALLY think i'd fall for that?!"

pokey: "(covering computer) hehe, pesky spam e-mails, i've been terying to get rid of those guys for WEEKS! hehehe! (whispering) shut up, you guys! i'm trying to convince neco to join the bad guys, and i can't let him know what we're up to!"

(meanwhile)

so, what now?

(dark pantsman appears)

dark pantsman: "AH-HA!!!"

RUN LIKE HECK!!!!!!

(we run even faster towards dark aeris's fortress)

 

[mars16]

Ok lets keep going *2 minutes later***

*They find them selfs in an area with transporter eleveter whatever and another Merchant*

 

[RetroAntonio]

I feel so much power...

Pokey: I did that for you. But only under one condition...give me these people. *picture of smashfan and his team with my face replaced with beef jerky.

Hey, there's a walking beef jerky!

Pokey: Yep! And you can go ahead and eat it if you want! Huh, where did you go?

*I is already searching for smashfan*

 

[mars16]

*Goes into a place with Lockers*

Ok guys lets napp some stuff

Then take the Elevetor

 

[smashfan666]

(while running we somehow run into retro)

!!!... oh, (relived) oh, thank goodness, it's just you retro...

(notices retro is evil now, i can tell by his eyes)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then you'll have to fight all of US!!!

(meta knight readies his sword, galacta knight puts up his shield, dedede holds up his hammer, escargoon holds up his orb, marie assumes a fighting stance, leo readies his rat-flail, aeris is holding a coat hanger, spat holds his trident menacingly, marx readies to charge, and i have glowing fists)

(extreme close up) now, arm yourself!

(a pedestal appears with a nunchuck (with one nunchuck broken off) on it & a sign that says "get it!", retro gets the nunchuck)

now, prepare to fight us... ALL AT ONCE!!!!

spat: "marx, ya' still got that invincibility jerky?"

(marx holds up a piece of jerky)

su-weet!

(me and my team ransack at the piece of jerky, and we're suddenly sparking)

+tune: invincibility mustache (spongebob squarepants movie game for GBA)+

(now we start beating up retro)

 

[mars16]

*They then go up to the merchant*



Merchant: Hey stranger, go some new stuff, thought you mite be intrested


-_______________
Stuff
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Matilda-- Fire power 1.4 Fire speed 2.0 Reload speed ;1.8 Capacity 15
Beratta M92F--------1.2-------------1.7----------------1.5-----------100
l.Hawk----------------1.9-------------1.6---------------1.8-----------8
VZ61------------------1.4-------------2.4----------------2.2----------300
AK-74-----------------2.0-------------2.3---------------1.7-----------50
Mini Gun---------------3.0-------------3.0----------------0.7----------500
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We will take them all

Merchant::: OK....ohhh you don't have enough for the Mini gun, Meet me next time for this one

Sure, les go guys

 

[StinkomanFan]

Will do! *Follows*

 

[Blargy]

I call the Matilda (I love that gun)

Imma go scout up ahead guys

*Runs ahead and climbs a try and takes out his sniper*

 

[smashfan666]

(dark aeris, dark leo, & dark pantsman enter the scene & break up the fight to weaken us all)

aeris: "AAARGH!!! WHY DO WE HAVE TO FACE YOU GUYS AGAIN?!?!"

dark aeris: "hehehe... poor little aeris... tsk tsk tsk... you just don't get my intentions... now, we will weaken ALL of you with..."

leo: "(GASP!!!)"

dark leo: "a..."

(shuddering)

dark leo & dark aeris: "RANDOM SOOOOONG!!!"

all: "...WTF?"

dark aeris: "the lyrics will take form of misfortunes that will happen to you!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

dark pantsman: "and we'll get the voices of whoever happens to be singing!"

dark leo: "(flails dark pantsman) HECK YEA!"

(dark aeris plays an airy tune on a flute)

(all of them are suddenly with the voices of the chumba wumbas)

leo: "oh no... I remember THIS..."

dark pantsman, dark aeris, & dark leo: "(singing) chumba wumba gobble dee goo, life isn't fair it's sad but it's true,"

(mouths "let's sing to counterattack" over)

us: "(singing, with the voice of the chumba wumbas) chumba wumba gobble dee gee, when your legs are stiff as a tree!"

(dark aeris's legs turn into trees)

(head to head pics: dark aeris vs aeris)

dark aeris: "what do you do when you're stuck in a chair?"

(most of aeris's body parts turn in to that of chairs)

aeris: "finding it hard to go up and down stairs?"

(shows a clip of dark aeris falling down a stairwell)

(head to head pics: dark leo vs leo)

dark leo: "what do you think of the one you call 'god'?"

(leo is garbed in white)

leo: "isn't his absence slight... ly... odd???"

(dark leo turns invisible)

(head to head pics: dark pantsman vs pantsman)

both: "maybe he's forgotten you?"

dark aeris, dark leo, & dark pantsman: "chumba wumba gobble dee gorse, count yourself lucky you're not a horse!"

(dedede gains a full body horse costume)

us: "they will turn you into dog food"

(a bowl of doggie chow is thrown in dark aeris's face)

all (and we mean EVERYONE!): "or to chumba wumba gobble dee GLUE!!!"

(dark aeris, dark leo, & dark pantsman have vanished and a glue landslide,which we are running from, is after us)

leo: "(joe's voice, but not singing) i'm glad i'm not on your STUPID TOUR! i'm a coors man anyway! (super speeds us all up) SILVER BULLET!!!"

pantsman: "(chumba wumba voice) gobble dee glue!"

(song ends, we return to our normal voices)

(we all finally get away from the landslide)

THANK GOD!!! we made it!!!

(eats from a salt shaker)

aeris: "O.O WTF?"

i eat salt because (dramatic zoom-in) IT CALMS MY NERVES...

leo: "amen to THAT!"

(leo is eating out of a salt shaker, too)

leo: "(HIC)(HIC)(HIC)"

escargoon: "that's the first time ANYONE's gotten hiccups here"

leo: "you are mistaken my (HIC) meet-the-price friend! (HIC) THOSE my friend are hears attacks!"

aeris: "O.O what the (bleep!) is even wrong with you?"

(grim, billy, & mandy are watching this on a TV)

grim: "??? why the (bleep!) are they so familliar?"

(meanwhile)

 

[mars16]

Lets cross the transporter things

*They climb on to a Lift*

Look theres infected People shoot them
______
6 minutes later
_________

They make it to the other side****

Hmm lets go down these stairs....

 

[RetroAntonio]

That is it. Aeris, Leo, Pantsman. Let me take care of them. Orders have been changed, I want them alive.

*charges*

BATTLE START! nyaaaaa.

Neco Arc readies herself!

Neco Arc: 500 hp for now

Neco Arc uses Dash Speed Slash!

*slashes at Marx*

40 damage!

 

[mars16]

(We walk pass the merchant tending to not buy anything this time then we go through a door entering another dark out door area*

Hmmm lets see whats in that metal house whatever

*Goes in *

They stand there not knowing whats behind them****

*Then Mars turns.... gets grabed lefted and choked by the civilazations cheif*

Cheif Mendez:: So you all must be the desturbence

*He tosses Mars into Fire buckets whatever they are*

*Stinko Notices Oil going under Chiefs feet so he shoots the Oil making him burn in fire*

Good thinking Stinko....

What the.... he is still..

Cheif Mendez::: TIME TO DIE

 

[smashfan666]

stand back, i'l pull out random gags and-

(airy tune plays)

leo: "OH NO NOT THIS AGAIN..."

(dark aeris, dark leo, & dark pantsman walk in a circle around me for a bit)

all 3: "(singing) chumba wumba gob-"

(dark leo kicks me in the leg)

AAAAAH! (sits down doing that thing peter griffin did with his leg in that one episode)

(deep breath) AAAAAH.

(deep breath) AAAAAH.

(deep breath) AAAAAH.

(continues)

(dark guys disappear)

(marie lodges crowbars in retro's eyeballs)

marie: "(yawn) problem, solved"

retro: "i'm still alive, y'know!"

marie: "SHUT UP!!!"

(marie pummels retro then lodges a shovel in retro's brain)

leo: "O.O remind me never to get her mad..."

 

[mars16]

Shoot the bottom of the spinal cord, thats gotta be the weak spot

*They fire rapidly at the beast dodging his Attacks*

Damit *Throws a inferno gernade* burn *****

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ouch.
*heals with dark powers* I'm indestructible! DARK BLAST! *blasts everyone*

 

[Blargy]

*gets ripped into pieces*
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Ya...im bored of this fourm now its way to disorganized and such so.....ya........

 

[smashfan666]

(johnny evilguy comes in on a battle mech)

johnny evilguy: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! dark aeris will rule EVERYTHING in spite of ANYTHING! even YOU, smashfan!"

pantsman: "evil transsexual copy or not, the only thing dark aeris wil rule is a PILE OF $#!+! cuz' smashfan has a great team! which happens to include me, and i am... THE PANTSMAN!"

(music video of pantsman similar to the Freakazoid™ intro happens)

+music: Freakazoid™ theme+

Super-toon extraordinaire,

Freakazoid, freakazoid,

Runs around in underwear,

Freakazoid, freakazoid,

Rescues Washington DC,

Freakazoid, freakazoid,

unless something better's on TV,

Freakazoid, freakazoid,

His brain's overloading, it has a chocolate coating,

Textbook case for Sigmund Floyd,

Freakazoid, freakazoid,

Check out dexter douglass, nerd/computer ace,

went surfing on the internet and got zapped to cyberspace,

He turned into the freakazoid, he's strong and superquick!

He drives the villains crazy, CUZ' HE'S A LUNATIC!!!!

His homebase is the freakalair,

Freakazoid, fricassee,

Floyd the barber cuts his hair,

Freakazoid, chimpanzee,

Drives around in the Freakmobile,

Freakazoid, freakazoo

Who wants so make a movie-ee?

Freaka-me, Freaka-you!

He's here to save the nation, so stay tuned to this station!

if not we'll be unemployed, Freakazoid, freakazoid...

FREAKAZOID!

narrator: "the next battle that Dark Aeris has in store for smashfan & his friends: Johnny Evilguy! will Pantsman finally come out of his shell? find out next time on... FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!!!!"

 

[mars16]

NOOO Blargy's dead......

*Stinko and Mars study shooting the spinal cord.. Mendez splitz in tw0**

He's climbing up there

 

[RetroAntonio]

Hmph...my systems are at 50%. I'll have to return to base and let Johnny Evilguy handle this. *flys back for now*

 

[smashfan666]

(krug enters the scene)

krug: "hey hey HEY!!! what is krug, chopped liver?"

pantsman: "(bleep!) you, krug. we have more PRESSING matters"

(johnny evilguy pulls out a lazer gun)

johnny evilguy: "let's just finish this, i have to get back to selling sliced-"

(pantsman hits evilguy in the, um. you-know-whats...)

johnny evilguy: "(feeling extreme pain) BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ!!!!!! (high voice) ow... that... death kick... HURTS..."

(johnny evilguy runs away)

(back at dark aeris's fortress)

dark aeris: "hehehe..."

(dark aeris presses a red button)

(we are zapped)

AAAAAGH! RED BUTTON LIGHTNING!!!

(we are zapped to a frozen snow world)

well, let's just move on then...

(later)

me: "(singing) oh we're off!"

leo: "(singing) yes, we're off!"

both: "we're off to save smashboards!"

me: "off to save smashboards!"

dedede: "(singing) and we're cold..."

me: "super cold!"

marie: "(singing) yes, we forgot our jackets!"

all 4: "cause we didn't bring our jackets! se we'll freeeeeeeeeeeeeze! and we'll-"

aeris: "(annoyed) KNOCK IT OFF... T_T well, we should find our way to dark me's fortress, cuz' we're... LOST..."

all except aeris: "(singing) and we're lost! oh-so lost! and we can't feel our fingers! no we can't feel our-"

aeris: "I SAID KNOCK IT OFF YOU- O.O"

(we are all frozen except aeris)

aeris: "T_T great... like i wanted to spend my life with... (shoves frozen block with everyone else in it) with a couple of dork-sickles..."

(zoom out to dark aeris watching through a liquid-crystal screen)

dark aeris: "don't worry, normal me... the suffering in your pitiful life will be over soon... (evil laughter)"

 

[mars16]

Puase

What the.... Were is Re4.....What happen to Stinko

I'm back in the Weird Room... the portal must have wore off

Its 8:00 I gotta get to the Party

*Dashes off to the place with the party*

10 minutes later

Ninjast:: Cool you made it Mars

Yea

Ninjast:: Look at all the Lady's... were ganna get so laid

 

[RetroAntonio]

Pokey: So, they are stronger than you thought?

Yes...very strong.

Pokey: Seems we will need more operations.

Y-Yes Pokey.

*screen darkens*