Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, a curse is placed upon Yoshi by Kamek, and now he is rendered constantly full and unable to eat anything.

 

[Zinith]

Fortunately the curse lasts as long as those Fuzzies from the first game (iron metabolism and everything)

 

[PeridotGX]

Unfortunately, Yoshi gets very tired and takes a nap. Everyone thinks he's really cute when he's sleeping, so nobody wakes him up for awhile

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Kirby woke up from his nap to the save the day just as soon as Yoshi went to sleep.

 

[Zinith]

Unfortunately Kirby is just as susceptible to naps as my boi, so nighty-night Kirbs

 

[PeridotGX]

Fortunately, the Luminary shows up. He has crippling insomnia, so he can't go to sleep!

 

[Manonymous]

Unfortunately, Morgana arrives and force him to sleep.

 

[Zinith]

Fortunately, Yoshi is awake now

 

[Mamboo07]

Unfortunately, while Yoshi was asleep, World War 3 started.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, the world had alrwady underwent a global apocalypse so there wasn't anybody to fight in World War 3, so therefore it couldn't have happened.


That's how this game works.

 

[Mamboo07]

Unfortunately, the apocalypse was near. (The end is nigh)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the population survived the apocalypse in the bunker of "This Thread is Inactive for Almost Three Months Straight", and the world is at peace once more.

 

[Mamboo07]

Unfortunately, King Ghidorah comes by and goes on a rampage.

 

[PeridotGX]

Fortunately he preformed his rampage on a very far away planet and shortly after saw the error of his ways, ending it.

 

[Mamboo07]

Unfortunately, Dr. Eggman mind controlled him.

 

[PeridotGX]

Unfortunately, Dr. Eggman mind controlled him.

Fortunately he was using him to plant trees across the universe, making it much more habitable.

 

[Mamboo07]

Fortunately he was using him to plant trees across the universe, making it much more habitable.

Unfortunately, the mind control malfunctioned and Ghidorah becomes very stupid.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Unfortunately, the mind control malfunctioned and Ghidorah becomes very stupid.

Fortunately, stupid people are still able to plant trees. So all is well, and the trees are correctly planted.

 

[Mamboo07]

Unfortunately, the trees grew legs and went on a destructive rampage around the world.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the trees were stopped by the Lumerjack Rebellion.

 

[LAA9000]

Unfortunately, there is no oxygen left on the planet.

 

[Perkilator]

Unfortunately, there is no oxygen left on the planet.

Fortunately, everyone was evacuated to an oxygen-rich moon before all the trees were cut down.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, the moon is invaded by The Combine from Half-Life 2.

 

[Mamboo07]

Fortunately Godzilla came to destroy the Combine.

 

[Perkilator]

Fortunately Godzilla came to destroy the Combine.

Unfortunately, Godzilla also came to kill everyone.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Godzilla's rampage is put on hold while production for Godzilla vs. Kong continues.

 

[Perkilator]

Fortunately, Godzilla's rampage is put on hold while production for Godzilla vs. Kong continues.

Unfortunately, production's been halted due to COVID-19.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, this is in an alternate reality in which that virus doesn't exist

 

[Perkilator]

Fortunately, this is in an alternate reality in which that virus doesn't exist

Unfortunately, Godzilla still goes way too hard on set.

 

[Omar_25]

Fortunately Godzilla has decided to take an anger management class.

 

[Perkilator]

Fortunately Godzilla has decided to take an anger management class.

Unfortunately, he got booted from it.

 

[Kikio4546]

Fortunately, those yoga lesson coupons Godzilla had been saving came in handy

 

[Perkilator]

Fortunately, those yoga lesson coupons Godzilla had been saving came in handy

Unfortunately, said yoga places don‘t allow kaiju.

 

[Pokelego999]

Fortunately, Mr. Monopoly allowed Godzilla a pass as he had saved those coupons so diligently.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Fortunately, Godzilla took a deep breath and decided to speak to his counselor.

 

[Pokelego999]

Fortunately, Godzilla took a deep breath and decided to speak to his counselor.

(Did we post at the same time lol)

 

[Janx_uwu]

(Did we post at the same time lol)

Yeah just ignore mine, we'll bounce off of Pokelego999's response

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, Mr. Monopoly misheard and gave a Godzilla a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. He was later arrested for (accidental) fraud.

 

[Pokelego999]

Unfortunately, Mr. Monopoly misheard and gave a Godzilla a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. He was later arrested for (accidental) fraud.

Fortunately, the "Get out of Jail Free" Card allowed him to escape and get back to the Yoga Clinic.

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately for Godzilla, It was 11pm and the Yoga clinic closed for the entire weekend.