Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[Pokelego999]

Unfortunately for Godzilla, It was 11pm and the Yoga clinic closed for the entire weekend.

Fortunately, Godzilla knew a good place to start preparing for his yoga lessons.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, that place was closed down years ago.

 

[Perkilator]

Unfortunately, that place was closed down years ago.

Fortunately, there’s another place nearby.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, the place is... human sized.

 

[Mamboo07]

Fortunately, Godzilla shrunk down to human size.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, Godzilla cannot revert back to his original size after that.

 

[Pokelego999]

Fortunately, Godzilla found a shrink ray which shrunk everything down, so he was technically normal size again.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately he accidentally shrunk the planet/moon/whatever he's on, causing it to go out of orbit.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Fortunately, the planet was still big enough to be stood upon.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, the planet was so small that it had almost no gravity, so Godzilla had a hard time staying on the ground.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Fortunately, he was still in orbit of the planet.

 

[StrangeKitten]

Unfortunately, King Ghidorah was taking a flight through space and happened upon Godzilla

 

[Kikio4546]

Fortunately some parallel universe stuff happened (offscreen) and this one is from an alternate universe where it's a yoga teacher.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, yoga is rather difficult to perform while floating above a planet's atmosphere.

 

[Kikio4546]

Fortunately... the shrink ray has a reverse option

 

[Doc Monocle]

Unfortunately, Samus' gunship crash lands into the shrink ray and damages it beyond repair.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the crash caused the shrink ray to fire off one final time before it was destroyed.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Laugh) It had to happen, I suppose. Unfortunately, Godzilla was a two-fold recipient of the effect, and is again a rampaging monster.

 

[Kikio4546]

Fortunately, he technically shrunk to his normal size compared to the planet.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Unfortunately, he takes what he can get. He picks Samus and her craft up out of the wreck, and puts them in his mouth.

 

[Pokelego999]

Fortunately, that was actually a replica.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Unfortunately, the replica was built by Dr. Eggman posing as Samus. He sees Godzilla's immense power, and manipulates him into laying waste to the whole planet. Why? I have no clue.

 

[Þe 1 → Way]

Fortunately, The shrink ray blocked Godzillas ability to breath atomic fire.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Unfortunately, he can still smash into a fine powder anything he can place his feet upon.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is back at it again, and Godzilla is once again shrunk via Doofenshmirtz's Shrinkinator.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Unfortunately, that cycle could repeat ad infinitum. Dr. Eggman, sick with the prospect of this, bottles Godzilla, throws him away and decides to commit to a rampage of tyranny himself.

 

[Pokelego999]

Fortunately, Eggman didn't account for Doofenshmirtz calling Uncle Pennybags to help and he's forced to retreat.

 

[Þe 1 → Way]

Unfortunately, Eggman had a back up plan and sets the death eggs coordinates to blow up the planet.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Fortunately, Eggman miscalculated and the Death Egg misses the planet.

 

[Þe 1 → Way]

Unfortunately Eggman hit the moon and awakened Cthulu

 

[alexxxela]

Fortunately, Cthulu is still too tired to do anything.

 

[Pokelego999]

Unfortunately, Eggman comes back and makes Cthulu untired, I guess.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Fortunately, I do not know who Cthulu is, so a space-time paradox renders Cthulu nonexistent in this parallel universe (for the moment).

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, now you know who Cthulu is.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Fortunately Cthulhu was excited long enough to be irritated with Eggman's annoying presence, tossed him to earth, and went back to sleep.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Unfortunately, he had a bad dream which woke him up with a terrible mood.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Fortunately, Mr. Resetti was there to save the day by boring Cthulhlu to death.

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, Mr. Resetti accidentally said a slur, which caused him to be cancelled (and ratioed somehow) by the entire universe.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Fortunately, he was succeeded by Cranky Kong, and we all know he cannot ruin his career by what he says!

 

[Kikio4546]

Unfortunately, Cranky gets "ok boomer'ed" to death (literally?)