Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, another portal opens due to a Resonance Cascade, and the Combine from Half-Life 2 invade.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, all these portals opening up attracts the ire of youtube copyright bots, who collect the infinity stones and use them to temporarily wipe out all copyrighted characters from this thread.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, this results in the creation of Youtube: Endgame. There's still a dangerous war on the horizon as a result.

 

[Deleted member]

Fortunately a young default named ninja emerges with a quest to end the war

 

[FirestormNeos]

Unfortunately that ninja's name is Naruto. He is immediately spotted and arrested for tax evasion.

 

[Deleted member]

Fortunately The person who arrested him is Caillou's dad and he just let him free and gave him diplomatic immunity somehow

 

[Manonymous]

Unfortunately, Galeem arrives and everybody's dead.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, Kirby survived, effectively dooming Galeem and his edgy cousin Dharkon right from the word go.

The two immediately get their ***es handed to them by the puff ball after he frees the other Smash Bros., and they all go eat at a Shawarma restaurant a few blocks away that Mario had been hearing good things about.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, the restaurant has been temporarily closed down due to collateral damage from the battle.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, the restaurant managers are able to set up a small food cart outside of the ruins and continue to earn a living wage while the war rages on.

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately, the food served to them was mouldy.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, they got their money back and went to eat somewhere else instead.

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately, Tabuu is the waiter serving them.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, almost everyone among the fighters had mastered the art of spot dodging by this point.

 

[Manonymous]

Unfortunately, his wings are fixed, and his waves are undodgeable.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately(?), he's dragged into the streets and shot to death by a disgruntled group of unionized Primids.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, this marks the beginning of the Great Primid Uprising.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Fortunately, Reaper is in a bad mood and wants to kill the Primids.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Unfortunately, the Primids switch to heroes that counter him and the Reaper ragequits in frustration.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Fortunately, the Primids find a copy of Smash Bros Melee and I wanted to play with them!

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Unfortunately, they found out they were scammed with broken discs of Smash Brawl instead, and as they were distracted by their disappointment, Reaper killed them all.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, this also marks the end of the Great Primid Uprising, restoring peace to the world.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Unfortunately, there was a new uprising; the uprising of the SSBM Nessy clones.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the army is defeated by King K. Rool.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Unfortunately, they didn't die and so the Nessy clones return and destroy KKR.

They take over Smash Melee.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately King K. Rool goes back in time and convinces Sakurai that he would be a good fit for Melee so he is added in as the only DLC fighter and completely obliterates the Nessy clone uprising of Melee.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, his friend Ridley becomes jealous that he didn't get in as well, then successfully convinces Sakurai that he would be a good fit for Brawl, and becomes it's only DLC fighter. Worse yet, he's even more broken in Brawl than Meta Knight is.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, Ridley is only available as a boss fighter. Yes, this means that it's a new, exclusive "Ridley-Mode" where 3 players must go head-to-head against Ridley, who is controlled by Player 4. Players love the ability to play as a boss against their friends, making him awesome for casual players or at parties in general, and Ridley can't actually be accessed in the normal "Smash" option, for he only serves as a playable boss fight. The DLC is critically acclaimed for it allowing players who have become disheartened in the past that "Ridley will never be in Smash" only because he is "too big." Ridley fans are overjoyed that his "too big" nature has been utilized in such an ingenious way. There is not a single person who doesn't love Ridley Mode, and Sakurai has assured that it is here to stay for every future iteration of Smash in base form, without receiving any buffs or nerfs in the future. Of course he is OP; he's a boss. Meta Knight doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Penroze]

Unfortunately, Ridley Mode is quick to overshadow Stadium Mode.

Sandbag is pissed.

He desires revenge.

That night, the Sandbag manifests in Sakurai's house with a Home Run Bat.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Sakurai reacts just fast enough to activate Stamina Mode, reducing knockback and sparing him from a one-hit K.O.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that it's a ****ing baseball bat being swung at him. Seriously, guys, that crap hurts IRL.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, Sakurai manifests HIMself as Ridley and begins to play in Ridley Mode, where a measly home run bat, no matter the power it is swung at, barely makes Sakuridley flinch.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, Sandbag seeks help from professional game hackers and modders, who quickly modify the game to impliment a "Tabuu Mode". Sandbag proceeds to fuse with Tabuu to combat Sakuridley.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, someone walks in and shuts the game off, causing Sakurai and Sandbag to be unfused from Ridley and Tabuu, except now Sandbag no longer has the baseball bat in his possession...

 

[Penroze]

Unfortunately, the person walking in to shut the game off is Todd Howard. He has bloodlust in his eyes.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, Todd Howard's bloodlust is directed towards people who have never played Skyrim, which Sakurai has done at least twice already.

 

[Manonymous]

Unfortunately, I think this is getting to far and put an end to this story.

 

[Deleted member]

Fortunately, you decide otherwise.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, the story's next chapter reveals the world must now deal with the inexplicable beginning of the Second Great Primid Uprising.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Edit: Fortunately, the Second Great Primid Uprising has been permanently cancelled.

Unfortunately, it was cancelled due to allegations of donation fraud, embezzlement, sexual harassment in the workplace, racial discrimination, and deliberate failure to comply with OSHA guidelines/standards/regulations surrounding several of the SGPU's most prominent organizers.