Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately (for me), I ate him

Unfortunately, I didn't

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I don't correct your mistake.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, by saying you didn't correct his mistake, you acknowledged the mistake that you seemed to imply that you were ignoring, which creates a black hole that destroys the world.
Unfortunately, I make no sense. ;_;

 

[josh bones]

Fortunately, Superman saves everyone by punching the black hole.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the black hole is made of kryptonite.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately (for Lex Luthor), Superman dies.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately (for Lex Luthor), he no longer has an enemy to fight against his schemes, making him bored of crime.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the Joker isn't and kills Lex Luthor just because he can.

 

[josh bones]

Fortunately, Batman was wearing his anti joker spray and subdues him.

 

[Kneutronic]

^Fortunately, you did this game wrong, dude.

 

[josh bones]

Unfortunately, I am blind.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I helped you along.

 

[josh bones]

Unfortunately, I was actually a demon and stole your soul.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately my soul was actually corrupted by an evil wizard and kills you slowly.

 

[josh bones]

Unfortunately, the wizard was actually good the whole time and banishes you to the shadow realm.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately the shadow realm is actually my home realm.

 

[josh bones]

Unfortunately, you fade to nothing by being there.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately that doesn't happen. The Shadow Realm doesn't kill one of their own.

 

[josh bones]

Unfortunately, It wasn't the shadow realm, but the realm of shadow the hedgehog, who promptly kicks you out.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately he was an android. Upon realizing that, he doesn't kick me out and cowers in a corner.

 

[FalKoopa]

Unfortunately the android was killed by an apple, who proceeded to hunt you down.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately, worms eat the apple.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the worms transform into evil giant murderous apples that take over the world.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately, GUSTY GARDEN GALAXY!!!!

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, it gets blown up by Ganondorf.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I have Light Arrows.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, they were stolen by Nabbit, who was hypnotized by Ganon.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I got them back before the level ended.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, you got killed by a Goomba and got a game over.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I saved right before I did, so I correct my mistake.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the game disk got scratched.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately so what? It's still working.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, it doesn't work because of the scratch.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I had several copies of my game at the exact same spot.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, they get stolen by the Hamburglar.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I have a backup file.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the file gets hacked and deleted.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I have another backup file in my office.

 

[CptJPuff]

Unfortunately, the office burns down.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I have another at my house.