Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, your house burns down.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I live in space.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, you have no air and die.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I can actually live off of every air molecule available, or no air at all.

 

[Luig]

Unfortunately you live. Kappa

Unfortunately you die of heat.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately that was nonsensical. Overwritten!

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, all of the air molecules disappear.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately that's scientifically impossible.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, it's scientifically impossible to live off of only air molecules.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I have infinite food and water rations, and a waste disposal system.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, you have no air and can't breathe, therefore all of that stuff is useless.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately, didn't I cover that problem?

 

[Kursed]

Unfortunately, you had no idea that your resources were stolen by the mysterious masquerade.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I'm a part of the masquerade.

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately we died.

 

[Kneutronic]

Welp, we killed the thread, nice seeing y'all!


Fortunately I'm still alive...

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, someone collected the seven Dragon Balls and brought us back to life.

Would you guys like me to make a new story?

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately, I agree.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Okay.

Snake was writing a letter to Sakurai to include him as DLC.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately, his letter was rejected.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Sonic vouched for him to return.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately he came back as an assist trophy.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Sakurai decided he wanted to make Snake a playable character.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately, he didn't want to upset his fans and crowd the roster.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Mario, Link, and Pikachu hacked into the Smash 4 development building and added Snake as a playable character.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately the result ended up being a clone of Zero Suit Samus for some reason...

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Robin and Lucina go on an adventure to find the Magical Declonifier.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately they find out it doesn't exist...

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, it does exist.

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, it's not in this existing dimension.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Mewtwo has a dimension traveling machine that they can borrow.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately it broke when they turned it on.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, they have the materials to make a spare.

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, the instructions to build the dimensional portal were written in Wingdings.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately a Substitute doll drops down and hands them the instructions anyway.

That's for ninja-ing me...

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, when they step into the portal, they instead arrive in one where toasters have taken over humanity. Also, the machine breaks.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, the toasters are friendly and help them make a new machine.

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, the toasters don't have hands. Thus they make a machine that breaks, sets itself on fire, and explodes in that very order.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately they do have their cords. The toasters use the cords to build another machine.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, when they step into the machine, it takes them to Candy Land.