Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately... It's candy. Why would that be such a huge mistake?

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, Snake is still a clone.

 

[Kneutronic]

So that's it, then? Ok, bye.

Fortunately his dreams did come true.

 

[dimensionsword64]

So that's it, then? Ok, bye.

Fortunately his dreams did come true.

This is what I'm talking about. I was explaining why being in Candy Land was a bad thing. "His dreams came true"? Seriously? Is that all you can come up with? It's like if you're in the middle of Harry Potter, and they say "Voldemort died. The end."

You know, this story has been a disaster. I'm starting over.


New story: Mewtwo, Pac-man, and Megaman were playing tag.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately I stick to your complaint. There are people who can be unoriginal. Get over it and stop complaining. If it bothers you that much, suck it up and move on or leave the thread, you're ruining this just as much as I am.

EDIT: I don't even care that you made this thread.

 

[dimensionsword64]

There's a difference between being unoriginal and downright killing the thread.
You know what? I'll go with it.

Unfortunately, even though he now isn't a clone, he's the worst character in the game.

 

[Substitution]

To be honest, you both are getting on my nerves. Look, I'm sorry, but it's a freaking forum game. There's no need to get at each other's throats.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"cough" This conflict is pointless...."coughs again"

Fortunately, the thread was invaded by the Pyro of TF2, who restored peace and happiness to it by spreading rainbows and candy....

 

[dimensionsword64]

Well, excuse me for thinking that I could say someone isn't playing correctly in the forum game that I invented and made the rules for.

Unfortunately, the thread then blew up into a fiery explosion caused by Bowser.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fair enough I suppose. But there are other places where the whole situation could've been taken/continued. That's all I'm saying on this matter.

Fortunately, not only did Mario come to fight Bowser, but he also brought some spare 1-Up Mushrooms, in hopes that he could save the thread from destruction.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, King Dedede did not like the thread, so he sent his army of Waddle Dees to help Bowser destroy it.

 

[Kneutronic]

To be honest, you both are getting on my nerves. Look, I'm sorry, but it's a freaking forum game. There's no need to get at each other's throats.

Well, it really honestly wouldn't be that much of a problem if he just let it go and accepted the fact that there are people who are uncreative. I wasn't even trying to start a spat.

"cough" This conflict is pointless...."coughs again"

I agree. It's called the Internet; all conflicts on the Internet are pointless.

Well, excuse me for thinking that I could say someone isn't playing correctly in the forum game that I invented and made the rules for.

*sees "as possible" in the rules* That was as far as I could go.

Any further arguments will be ignored.

Fortunately, Mario unleashes an army of Toads to defend the thread.

 

[dimensionsword64]

I wasn't trying to start a spat either; I was trying to promote creativity and originality in a thread that's supposed to be fun. Maybe I was a bit too hostile, but I firmly believe I was making a fair point.

Unfortunately, the Toads don't have any weapons or gear.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, they game-jump into Call of Duty and are now Toads armed with lethal firearms.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, Bowser gets Nabbit to steal the ammo.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, a TAC from Kirby shows up and swipes the ammo back.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately the ammo he stole back was really a grenade Nabbit was holding...

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, the grenade was a party grenade and exploded into confetti!

 

[smashfan666]

Unfortunately, the confetti went into TAC's eyes, blinding him and possibly kickstarting a bad case of pinkeye.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, when TAC was sent to the hospital to get the confetti removed, the surgeons were able to identify several warning signs of liver cancer, giving the TAC the help needed to exercise any preventative measures required before the cancer takes root, saving his life.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Unfortunately, the medical bill afterwards was tremendously expensive leaving TAC in debt.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, the TAC had been paying in advance for health insurance, so his bill was completely covered.

 

[Omar_25]

Unfortunately it turns out the money that he had payed in advance for health insurance was actually money that he had acquired through illegal means. After the insurance company uncovers his secret, his health insurance is taken away from him, thus leaving him in an immense amount of debt, homeless, and always on the run from the authorities.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Fortunately, he is able to fake his death and assume a new identity, free of debt and no longer being hunted.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Unfortunately, the fake name that he signed on his artificially created documents was Hubertious Knonkeliggins, and is unable to be referred to as anything besides his new name after his fake death.

 

[Omar_25]

Fortunately, he is brought in by Sir Fernando Knonkeliggins, a very wealthy frenchman who just so happens to own a multi-million dollar company, mistaking him for his long lost son who happens to have the very same name.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Unfortunately, his true long lost son is found shortly after, and he gets kicked to the street.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Fortunately, his true long lost son is very generous and gladly takes Hubertious Knonkeliggins into his own home.

 

[Omar_25]

Unfortunately, it turns out that the long lost son is actually a cannibal, and the only reason he took Hubertious Knonkeliggins into his home was to eat him.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Fortunately, Sir Fernando Knonkeliggins realizes this and gets a bodyguard to protect him from being eaten.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Unfortunately, the bodyguard's name was Darth Plagueis the Wise.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Obi-Wan Kenobi came along, and was able to defeat the cannibal instead.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Unfortunately, Sir Fernando Knonkeliggins turns to dark side and betrays Obi-Wan

 

[Deleted member]

Fortunately, the Globgobgabgalab saved Obi-Wan.

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately Globgobgabgalab gets Boogie bombed and sniped by a default skin that was lurking in a bush

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the default skin's reign of terror is put to an end when it gets backstabbed by The Spy.

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately he gets revived by another default

 

[Deleted member]

Fortunately, I expel the cringe and the Fortniters are whisked to another dimension.

 

[KickleCubiclist]

Unfortunately, that other dimension is a portal to this dimension.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Fortunately, the portal to this dimension was the Dark Portal from Warcraft, so in addition to all that fortnite stuff coming back, you also have an orc invasion on your hands, and the two cancel eachother out.