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[m3gav01t]

^^Yea, that's what he wants us to think lol, and so everyone forgets what he looks like/fresh blood.

Hah! It won't work on me. I got his face tattooed on my inner thigh, along with the words, "DO NOT MM."

 

[KnitePhox]

Hah! It won't work on me. I got his face tattooed on my inner thigh, along with the words, "DO NOT MM."

HAHA, too funny man...

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Hah! It won't work on me. I got his face tattooed on my inner thigh, along with the words, "DO NOT MM."

This guy would like to have a word with you

 

[asianaussie]

hey look, it's me

edit: nvm he's wearing jeans

 

[m3gav01t]

This guy would like to have a word with you

This seems potentially very funny, but I feel like I'm missing something.

 

[The Star King]

hey look, it's me

edit: nvm he's wearing jeans

If you actually look like that you look nothing like me

Not that that's a surprise

I doubt I look what you people think I look like

 

[asianaussie]

no, that's not really what i look like...i am about that broad and i wear glasses though

he looks a lot like an asian guy i know (surprise surprise)

 

[Battlecow]

If you actually look like that you look nothing like me

Not that that's a surprise

I doubt I look what you people think I look like

Pretty sure I know what you look like. My mental picture of you is too ingrained to be incorrect.

 

[asianaussie]

a weedy-looking asian with a very plain (mostly dark colours) wardrobe and a tendency to pick things based on practicality?

 

[The Star King]

Pick what based on practicality?

BTW I heard your commentary and your voice is SOOOOOOO not what I expected. IDK man. My mind was blown. I'm probably making you uncomfortable but wow. Maybe I should post pics to ruin your mental image as revenge, but I feel like that would harm Battlecow more than you.

 

[asianaussie]

pics of me have probably made it onto here at some point

but my voice does not fit my image, anyone who has met me can back me up on that...so your mental picture of me might be accurate LOL

 

[Battlecow]

My mental image of you is spot-on accurate and I dare you to disprove it, SK.

AA's voice is, as I've said before, the best of all the things.

 

[Olikus]

My mental image of you is spot-on accurate and I dare you to disprove it, SK.

AA's voice is, as I've said before, the best of all the things.

anywere on youtube I might listen too him?

 

[M!nt]

http://youtu.be/aAM2QIShsZY

He sounds like a mix of all accents

 

[Olikus]

oh i though battlecow said amoney for some reason. Lol at my sight. AA is a great lad but his voice is far from the best of all things battlecow. Too sleepy. You might be talking about andre agassi though. But his voice aint that great either. Descent but not the best of all things.

 

[ciaza]

i've had the honour of talking to aa in real life and it's better

but then he called me a mcenroe for 2 days straight and literally banged his head on a metal pole after my favourite song came on and i expressed joy

tl;dr - aa is a jerk irl

.

true story

 

[asianaussie]

i still dont see how mcenroe is an insult, the man had his own talk show

for everyone's information, ciaza here has terrible taste in music, he prefers high-pitched voices describable only as squeaks and squeals over...a lot of good music

renai circulation + platinum disco though, im up for that

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

what's hilarious about this thread is that battlecow is bad and owes me $200

 

[Battlecow]

If anything you owe me $50 =p

Big house 2, if not before. Get yourself ready.

 

[The Star King]

My mental image of you is spot-on accurate and I dare you to disprove it, SK.

Nice try, but I'm not gonna let you goad me into providing the pics you desire, you dirty little boy. I'm not falling into your trap

 

[Battlecow]

grrrr

If I had facebook I'd have haxxed into your account and found pictures of you by now

 

[Olikus]

SK is asian ginger. not hard to picture.

 

[The Star King]

Asian gingers exist?

 

[Olikus]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/ima.../real-life-asian-ginger-922-1294178063-17.jpg

this is star king

 

[The Star King]

oh god my eyes

you realize I'm half white right

 

[Morin0]

Russians are white? Or what do you mean by white? lol

 

[The Star King]

Most of Russia's area may be in Asia but nearly 80% of the population lives in Europe. Yes, they're white. And technically I'm Ukranian.

BTW you have only started posting here recently but you seem well-versed with the community are you just a long time lurker

 

[Morin0]

BTW you have only started posting here recently but you seem well-versed with the community are you just a long time lurker

Yes

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[SSBPete]

aa's sarcastic voice is the same as his real voice, making everything he says hilarious and he's even funnier irl

i picture sk as a younger, more handsome and better at smash version of aa

 

[asianaussie]

bloody koreans, always more handsome than the rest of asia (or at least more sparkly)

also he's eurasian...

...

i just realised combining the words russian and asian comes out as russian either way lol, unless russasian is a thing

 

[The Star King]

I've been called "Raisin" before >_> Doesn't even really work now that I think about it

 

[asianaussie]

about as logical as the term 'whasian', which i maintain is a stupid word and concept

thought this was the social thread

and that the social thread was this thread

>_>

 

[The Star King]

thought this was the social thread

and that the social thread was this thread

>_>

Good observation LOL

 

[kys]

After a while most threads degenerate into something similar to the social thread. It really is difficult to keep them straight sometimes.

 

[The Star King]

That's what I love about the 64 boards

We're the most irrelevant bunch alive

Personally, I blame the television Australians

 

[asianaussie]

Fair dinkum, but that's what I flippin love about the 64 boards

Core blimey, we're the most irrelevant bunch alive

Personally, I credit the Australians

fixed for social justice

 

[The Star King]

Fair dinkum? LOOOOOOOOOOL why is that hilarious?

 

[ballin4life]

bloody koreans, always more handsome than the rest of asia (or at least more sparkly)

paging battlecow

 

[M!nt]

hmm I've never heard that before

fair dinkum

sounds silly

 

[Battlecow]

Korean chicks are fugly. No opinion on dudes.