1: Ultimate Razer ($352.00) - Dang, I heard you were camping some people even harder than you used to, you little Mexican *******. You're lucky we didn't meet or I would've shown you some camping that even DMG has never seen.
2: Dojo ($160.00) - Good games as usual, man. I never mind losing to you and I always have fun, too much intense stuff trying to out think each other. Sorry I never got the chance to give you more practice. I guess you can always hope Fiction messes up that crucial waft as well
3: Sethlon ($64.00) - lolwtf Sethlon pwning everyone. Maybe now people will read your posts!
4: UTD Zac ($32.00) - *sniffs* You know what to fear next time.
5: DMG ($16.00) - It's gay that you placed above me while being gay, I hope you're happy.
5: Gnes ($16.00) - SOMEONE GOT EXPOSED. WHAT HAPPENED TO WINNING THIS?! AND I DIDN'T GET TO HEAR THE GNES LAUGH!
7: Phantom X - Bad at this game, good at sniffing out opportunities to waft others, apparently.
7: bwett - <3 I love you, man. It's great that you ***** everything and I get to be next to you forever on this results page.
9: Ozz - OZZBERT! Great games man. It was a bit mean of you to take me back to the stage I'd already won on and then 2 stock me there. Falco players are quiet, you need to be more boisterous.
9: Trela - I'm so happy I didn't have to play you in tournament, especially with how hard you were ****** everything. I don't like you anymore though, b/c you stole my couch the first day and I didn't sleep b/c then I would've gotten endless gay pedophile jokes.
9: Rockettrainer - SUPER SAIYAN PANDA, WRECKING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH, EVEN IF IT ISN'T MADE OF BAMBOO. You're too cool, it was great to see you again... even greater to see you ****** things... people wouldn't say panda's have trouble reproducing if they'd seen how hard you inseminated 3/4 of the people at this tournament.
9: Bad News Bear - Dang. BEAH! hangs out with Dojo for a day and instantly places super high. Maining Counterpick seems to be working for you.
13: Seventeen - You can't hide Vash, I know who you are. We should play next time maybe. I heard good things about you.
13: Hylian - Dang. Get *****. Three tournaments in a row now where I place higher than or even to you. Step it up, fool!
13: Espy - runs into hypno smashes irl. Good doubles matches man... I can't believe I actually gimped you, lol. First time for everything I guess.
13: Pax - stop attacking my doubles partner
17: Jerm - you should not choke as soon as you drop to loser's. I used to have that issue. Just ignore your bracket and current placing and play the game like you know how to play it.
17: Light - DANG! Lowest you've placed in like half a year. You did say you were playing somewhat poorly though. Everyone has those days.
17: Cake - Good ****, You went a lot of Wario and placing this high with such a new character is mighty impressive.
17: Papi - we didn't play. Next time I'll wreck your ICs super hard, as I love doing.
17: K Prime - you talk too little. Open up in public, guy! You're pretty chill online and you're a smart kid who is older than most of us. Bless us with your wisdom... and stop inventing ways to chain all of us.
17: Dphat - fun games as usual man, and such a cool guy. I remember when I first met you at Centex I didn't like you very much, b/c of how you were always super serious. Can't judge a book by it's cover, you're one of my favorite people to be around now. Learn to counterpick me right XD
17: Broly - thanks for not going anywhere when I told you to wait for me while I went to the bathroom
25: SG - Good games, man. I have quite a bit of shenanigans against D3 that I've built up over the game's lifespan, and they can severely catch people off guard if they don't know of them.
25: Chicken Tenders - your name always makes me hungry.
25: Teh Brettster - You've gotten SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better from when I first played you back at PBT. And apparently you've joined those of us who are amazing at duelist. Good ****, keep it up. Hope to see you more.
25: Infinity - Keep working on that Wario, man. I know it's hard at first to stop always going forward, but you'll learn it with time.
25: Shlike - you've gotten a LOT better since we last played. It's a shame you're the worst teacher ever; To a person that doesn't know any technical terms: "In order to do a buffered fastfall nair into bair combo and then a boosted pivot laser whip, you do this *shows really fast with hands w/ controller not even fully visible*." I was amazed. I still love you though.
25: MorningStar - your hair is lame when it's not poking me from across the room. You keep getting really close to beating me, I'll have to watch out for you.
33: Vorguen - get ***** by my Ganon... and my Wario... and my ***** in your *** (<3).
33: Niddo - still haven't played you.
33: LueyG - we still haven't money matched >: (
33: Nike - AARON! MY FAVORITE PERSON IN ALL OF SOUTHERN TEXAS. YOU ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING. IF I COULD ADOPT YOU AND GET ALL YOUR PARENTS' MONEY AT THE SAME TIME I SO WOULD DO IT.
33: RedShadow - good job, Jamal. Stepping up your game, now you just gotta work on stepping up your control over your temper.
33: Jack Frost - Dang... do better, guy... I know you can, as does everyone else.
33: SRS C@ - Such a cool guy, such a terrible driver. I always love when you come to the shindigs, and always have a great time talking to you. I EVEN GOT TO USE YOUR LEGENDARY CONTROLLER FOR SOME FRIENDLIES.
33: JUJ - we had some nice friendlies before the tournament started. You have potential, find some good players and keep at it.
33: Blue J - you woulda placed higher with Mario, man!
33: Kates - Oh, Abigail, it was so nice to actually speak to you for a change. Made a name for yourself this weekend as both a Snake-eater and a Man-eater (R.I.P. Brett), both amazing in varying degrees and various respects. You have terrible name-guessing skills (seriously... I have no idea how you got that I looked like a Jerry), and are pretty chill when you loosen up. Stop standing to the side when everyone gets into groups, you could easily fit in. Yell at DPhat some more, that helps.
33: Magik - did you go only PT this tournament? You did so much better at the last Final Smash o_O
49: Chaotic - start doing better, man! Get Josh to come back so we can have our quad Falcon parties! When are we gonna MM again?
49: K Dawg - you get a shoutout b/c your gamer name is so gangsta.
49: ACDCefg - flashing devil horns: the strangest fashion statement to be made (when not inside an anime convention).
49: Loko - You're a cool guy, who is apparently gonna use Photoshop n stuff. We should actually play next time, maybe at the college station tournament.
49: The Entire Nation of China - ****ing legendary name. I thought it felt a little cramped in the Gamelot. Now get so good that you actually win, b/c seeing "The Entire Nation of China" win a tournament would be the most hilarious thing ever.
49: Panda 210 - I'm going to start using more fireballs when I play Mario, just b/c of my games with you.
49: JAT - your name rhymes with hat.
49: PyleDriver - I can't wait for the day a San Antonio player surfaces with the name Suplex, and then you are called up to face each other. "Pile Driver vs Suplex" gg.
49: Retro - I still love you for feeding me at CS. Samus is a hard character to use competitively. You guys still wrecked Infi and I with double Samus regardless XD
49: Deviation - come on, man! You did so much better at the last HOBO! You must be out of practice.
49: Famous Tuscani Pasta (FTP) - File Transfer Protocol
Xyro - you're the ****. You gave up your spot in the brackets to someone else and still ran everything smoothly and babied Trela like a bawss. You would be one of my favorite people ever if you could stop yelling all the time.
Monica - I know you weren't there, but Billy like you and Juan like Billy, so by the Distributive Property Juan like you too, and I have to apologize again for missing LAST anyway. I promise to ogle you should you wear thong revealing tight pants at Oh Snap, and I will also grope your hindquarters in public, should it please you.