Falconv1.0
Smash Master
If someone challenges you to a fight a hit to the balls will make everyone look at you funny forever. Now if you're like me, and dont actually do real fights, then still be a ****ing man and do some real damage.
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Fight at School
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OutlawStar
Smash Apprentice
I agree.
I`d rather lose a good fight then to be that cheap and low.
I`d rather lose a good fight then to be that cheap and low.
I'd love to see Plank in a real fight.
He'd run to the nearest ledge he can hang on and attempt to plank, then realise that you don't get midair jumps irl, and he'd then proceed to plummet to the earth, with a Looney Tunes smoke cloud billowing upwards from the crater he created from the impact.
He'd run to the nearest ledge he can hang on and attempt to plank, then realise that you don't get midair jumps irl, and he'd then proceed to plummet to the earth, with a Looney Tunes smoke cloud billowing upwards from the crater he created from the impact.
Scinn
The Fluffiest
get in close and use pressure points XD
or judo throw
or judo throw
finalark
SNORLAX
I want to see someone try to wavedash in real life. Then again, I'm sure it would be possible with socks and a tile floor.
id pull out a gun. most effective strategy.
Scinn
The Fluffiest
ROFL then go to jail.
Fair enough.
For comedic purposes though, you should definitely attempt planking irl.
TimeWarpedBrawler
Smash Apprentice
Ok, not directly for the ballz, but some pain to keep them distracted like the pressure points or some gut punch, just to get the other two hits enough time. Axe kicks rule!!!
finalark
SNORLAX
If I ever got into a fight, I'd probably start out by say "I LEARNED THIS TRICK BY PLAYING SMASH BROS!" Then give them a Falcon Punch to the face. After that I would say "I LEARNED THIS TRICK BY PLAYING UNCHARTED!" then get them in the gut with my elbow, only to bring up my fist from that same arm and slam them in the nose with it. And while they're on the ground clutching their broken nose and probably rolling around I'd say "And I learned this trick by playing Oblivion." I would then proceed to take all of their money out of their wallet then walk off.
You forgot "I learned this from Bioshock!" and then proceed to harvest the b******
OutlawStar
Smash Apprentice
So if it is not Smash, it is a cartoon
If I fought, I would dash dance to confuse the enemy.
Then trip.........
Then get back up and DAC and jump back and throw my boomerang
to knock them down, then jab lock them for a few seconds, then when they get up F-Smash them.
Then I would do a barrel roll!
joeplicate
Smash Master
Here's what you do:
stop hanging out with that kid
wait until you're not in high school
stop hanging out with that kid
wait until you're not in high school
Beren Zaiga
Smash Ace
Fist fights between me and my brother used to be constant, now they're scarce, and I am happy for that.
That guy sounded like he needed a whuppin', and badly so. Too bad his parents didn't do anything about his behavior.
That guy sounded like he needed a whuppin', and badly so. Too bad his parents didn't do anything about his behavior.
OutlawStar
Smash Apprentice
That`s good you aren`t fighting as much, I just can`t come to punch my brothers,
at least not very hard or in the face or anything.
Denzi
Smash Master
So I got into a fight(sort of) just a couple of weeks ago.
I'm in an empty classroom (except for the two of us), and this kid (we're usually fairly nice to each other) decides that it's a good idea to whip me with an elastic cord that he had. It was really pretty long too, a good 4-5 feet or so. So I'm moving desks back (we had offered to straighten up the room) while he's whipping me and telling me to work faster, etc. So I say, "Hey ____, stop hitting me." I get a "work faster!" and a whip in return, so I warn him that I'll hurt him if he doesn't stop. Now, he's still pretty far away because the cord was so long, so I needed to close the distance before I could actually do anything. So he hits me again, and I take the desk that I'm moving and just throw it at him. They're not that heavy, and I didn't throw it that hard, so he didn't really have a problem dodging it. But right as he jumped out of the way, I side kicked him (not exactly full force, I wouldn't do that unless it was an actual full blown fist fight) and he got knocked back into the chalkboard. He got up and I ended up using a basic self defense move to prevent him from punching me. No one else at my school(unless he told anyone) even knows it happened, as it was over fairly quickly.
So yeah, that's my story right there.
Parantheses are fun guys =]
I'm in an empty classroom (except for the two of us), and this kid (we're usually fairly nice to each other) decides that it's a good idea to whip me with an elastic cord that he had. It was really pretty long too, a good 4-5 feet or so. So I'm moving desks back (we had offered to straighten up the room) while he's whipping me and telling me to work faster, etc. So I say, "Hey ____, stop hitting me." I get a "work faster!" and a whip in return, so I warn him that I'll hurt him if he doesn't stop. Now, he's still pretty far away because the cord was so long, so I needed to close the distance before I could actually do anything. So he hits me again, and I take the desk that I'm moving and just throw it at him. They're not that heavy, and I didn't throw it that hard, so he didn't really have a problem dodging it. But right as he jumped out of the way, I side kicked him (not exactly full force, I wouldn't do that unless it was an actual full blown fist fight) and he got knocked back into the chalkboard. He got up and I ended up using a basic self defense move to prevent him from punching me. No one else at my school(unless he told anyone) even knows it happened, as it was over fairly quickly.
So yeah, that's my story right there.
Parantheses are fun guys =]
It would be fun to list all the people we've destroyed.
Still, talking about assault too much breaks the Global Rules I think. D=
Blarg. It's your fault for instigating it by quoting it. You must be my accomplice. Join me, Cyrus, or else you will DAI.
TimeWarpedBrawler
Smash Apprentice
That would be cool, but my parents don't let me kick ***, so I do it when they're not looking.
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INSANE CARZY GUY
Banned via Warnings
dang that sucks. I got in a fight because some random dude walked up to me and punched me in the balls and I got a worse punsihment and they told us that we could have been send to jail for it. WTF BullS*** happens to the cool people who never mess with anyone one. but the jerks get shot by other jerks
Get a firm grip on him. Consider the options and the escape routes, then let it be known that even if you die your grip will prevail, and he'll be worse off.
That or if he hit you back, find some tiny bruise you can ask your parents to counter-sue for. Or counter-sue for emotional damage or whatever other minor crap you can think of.
That or if he hit you back, find some tiny bruise you can ask your parents to counter-sue for. Or counter-sue for emotional damage or whatever other minor crap you can think of.
Seriously, am I the only one who noticed that? LOL
"I LEARNED THIS TRICK FROM PLAYING FINAL FANTASY!"
*waits for timer to fill up*
*attacks*
*resets position*
*repeat process*
Me, I'd just Kirbycide them.
lmao! Active Time Battles! We would soooo die.
I think I may sig this
Darkshadow7827
Smash Lord
I've yet to get in a fight although I'd want to. I'd be happy to try out my brazilian jujitsu on someone. If you really want revenge - choke him out (triangle, guillotine, gogoplata, etc.) and keep choking him for a couple seconds after he passes out. For those who don't know, those chokes are blood chokes - it's not about breathing, it's about cutting blood flow to the brain. So, by choking him after he passes out, you can make a choice
After Passing Out:
10 seconds - give him some memory loss, maybe slight brain damage
30 seconds - I'd think there'd be some brain damage here
1 min + - I'd think he'd be mentally ******** or dead
And there you go. Reconstruct faces with fists - reconstruct the mind with a lil choke. Still though, I've never gotten into a fight. It's like Balrog (SF series) says, "Everyone has a plan until they get hit."
After Passing Out:
10 seconds - give him some memory loss, maybe slight brain damage
30 seconds - I'd think there'd be some brain damage here
1 min + - I'd think he'd be mentally ******** or dead
And there you go. Reconstruct faces with fists - reconstruct the mind with a lil choke. Still though, I've never gotten into a fight. It's like Balrog (SF series) says, "Everyone has a plan until they get hit."
Youko
Podcasting Pro
Never been in a fight myself, most of the time they are pretty pointless and just not needed at all. Sometimes you have to be a better man, walk away, or better yet, just not get involved with these kinds of people.
And for the record, when you try censoring something, you might want to do so completely. You kinda give away this person's identity in the last sentence of your "essay."
And for the record, when you try censoring something, you might want to do so completely. You kinda give away this person's identity in the last sentence of your "essay."
OutlawStar
Smash Apprentice
Nice picture, I like it :D
Anyway, I would use Final Fantasy techniques
First, my team,
Me-Henry-in the front row in the middle,
My Japanese American best friend-Jonothan-on my left in the back row
Sean Connery on my right,
Fred Dibnah (God rest his soul)
on my very left row in the back.
Next, Jonothan would get a preemtive strike, and get a critical hit, overkill, and his overdrive meter would go up half way.
When my bar fills up, I would take out a sword and do some cool stuff,
Fred Dibnah next, he summons his locomotive and drives over the enemy,
Sean Connery says yeshhh and the rest of them die.
Then we all lv. up.
TimeWarpedBrawler
Smash Apprentice
I'd use some Ys VI moves.
Pull out three swords, just keep hacking and slashing until I start glowing, then unleash some super attack-age, than lvl. up. ^^ w00t