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Ever gotten into a fight?

Omis

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I got into one small fight a week or two ago. I was talking trash to this girl because she had been spreading some real nasty rumors about me and stuff. Just telling her how skanky she was acting. Well her boyfriend starts yelling at me and telling me to leave his girl alone. Being the suave gent that I am, I completely ignore everything that he says and I continue to tell this girl how it is. Well before I knew it, he grabs my shoulder, spins me around, and throws a punch at me. Instantly, in a flinch reaction or something, I grab his wrist and headbutt him in the nose. The force of it knocked him to the ground where he lay with a bloody nose. I giggle for a while then continued to talk to the girl.

Im not much of a fighter.
 

BEHR

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I never got in a fight. o 3o

I guess cause im a big dude?


I dont know im mad chilled.
 

Colonel Cuddles

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I have gotten into at least 30 fights, but I will share my most awkward one.

We were changing in the locker room, when this gay kid grabbed my t*sticles, he just ran right over to me, and grabbed my nuts. I then elbowed him in the gut, then while he was down I sprayed deoderant in his eyes. Then, while he couldn't see, I grabbed him and dragged him to the toilet, which had 3 huge turds in it, and gave him repetitive swirlies till he went unconcious. I then stuffed his body in a locker. Got suspended for 2 weeks. His face was covered in poo. I feel bad for him, but he tried to steal the family jewels, so I r*ped him good (no h*mo)
 

GunmasterLombardi

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Wow, dam ***** dat must've been some krazy **** 'cause my school's nothin' liek dat. We have some ppl that act like homosexuals but they dig the chicks...30 fights?! I hope I don't live where u are...
:urg:

Forgive my behavior if anyone chooses to read that but that's really bad stuff. I've been in some fights but they weren't even good ones 'cause they were short. Fighting in the high school is so limited ppl have 2 seconds to hit each other before the hall moniters suspend them...unless they take down the adults too.:samus2:
 

Colonel Cuddles

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Wow, dam ***** dat must've been some krazy **** 'cause my school's nothin' liek dat. We have some ppl that act like homosexuals but they dig the chicks...30 fights?! I hope I don't live where u are...
:urg:

I live in a very bad neighborhood, and I took him grabbing my wang as r*pe, so I did very brutal and nasty stuff, I normally do not fight with feces, but I said this fight was f 'ed up.
 

RyuReiatsu

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I never got in a fight. o 3o

I guess cause im a big dude?


I dont know im mad chilled.
Unfortunately, being chilled isn't enough.
Being a big dude might've been the reason ._. .



I have gotten into at least 30 fights, but I will share my most awkward one.

We were changing in the locker room, when this gay kid grabbed my t*sticles, he just ran right over to me, and grabbed my nuts. I then elbowed him in the gut, then while he was down I sprayed deoderant in his eyes. Then, while he couldn't see, I grabbed him and dragged him to the toilet, which had 3 huge turds in it, and gave him repetitive swirlies till he went unconcious. I then stuffed his body in a locker. Got suspended for 2 weeks. His face was covered in poo. I feel bad for him, but he tried to steal the family jewels, so I r*ped him good (no h*mo)
Man, that's hilarious, hahaha
That was quite a dirty fight though (despite the fact that he was gay and liked you or something...)

I must've been into over 30 fights too.
It was kind of, hm, weird. The kid came and hit my head with a pile of documents, while I was lacing my shoes. And then, for whatever reason there was to it. I faked a kick in the nuts, because I knew he'd choke. It didn't hit because I didn't want it to, obviously. But that son of a ***** got scared and, for any reason there is to do such a thing, did as if I had even touched him.

So he ran after me and tried punching and kicking my nuts, I thought it was funny. Well, more like I thought he was joking around. And then, I saw his face turning red and he hit my head. Which obviously made me go into "violence-mode". Punched him in the face, grabbed him by the throat and punched him again. Then I threw him on the locker (he was as "heavy" and as "tall" as I am, I'm just simply strong when I get violent.) After that, I hum... Performed the knee of justice in his face. He fell down. I was about to go but he moved, and automatically, I knee-kicked him again. He fell, I ran to classes before being late.

What was weird is that... People started gossiping about it the moment I arrived in class, I don't even know HOW they've managed to know about it. And everybody knew it started with: The idiot hit him on the head with a heavy bunch of documents.
 

ETWIST51294

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Wow, dam ***** dat must've been some krazy **** 'cause my school's nothin' liek dat. We have some ppl that act like homosexuals but they dig the chicks...30 fights?! I hope I don't live where u are...
:urg:

Forgive my behavior if anyone chooses to read that but that's really bad stuff. I've been in some fights but they weren't even good ones 'cause they were short. Fighting in the high school is so limited ppl have 2 seconds to hit each other before the hall moniters suspend them...unless they take down the adults too.:samus2:
LOL i can tell you're from a school in the suburbs. I went to schools in and around DC.
 
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