Epic... Rap... BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! OVER GUESS WHICH SIDE WON

[#HBC | marshy]

man this game was fun

jtb consider playing before lylo and not voting the guy that everyone who actually put effort into the game said was town

/brofist zen/soup/inferno/ran for being awesome townbros to da maximum

figured we were ****ed after j/kary flipped town. thats the only lynch i regret

good job scumbags

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Kat:

Kataefi, lookin like a wifey
Boy you from the UK you need to get a lifey
Stop acting so shizzy, cuz you aren't witty
You spell I like eye and you love abusing grinnys.
Buy anyway you're Kim Jon-il, Mafia Godfather
There ain't nobody like you, nah, not another
Your boys are Garg and Dark Horse, yea, they're your crew
So go out there and start doing watchu do.

http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/u8QjydWXeVW

Dark Horse:

Dark Horse, boy what are you, eleven?
Maybe, but when you play mafia you seem like you're seven.
You're Adolf Hitler, Mafia Ninja BI*CH!
I can see you through the screen, you should stop that twitch.
Anyway, here's the thing, your role is simple:
You can't be seen by nothin, no, not even a pimple.
Your boys are Kat and Garg and your QT is below.
So get out there, play, and stop being a h*e.

http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/u8QjydWXeVW

Gargag:

Gargagliof*gbag, yea, that's your name.
I only say that cuz I know you ain't got no game.
Hell, I'm about to give you the fever
Because your role PM's mafia goon, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Yea, I said it, you're that little swine
Who's age equivalency is how you look: NINE.
Your boys are Kat and Dark Horse, I hope they'll serve you well.
Good luck my friend, you'll need it in hell.

http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/u8QjydWXeVW

Kary:

Kary, you're a Brit, a friend of X1
I bet that means that you aren't any fun.
Well, at least your role's not, cuz you're just a VT
I betchu that doesn't give you any glee.
But hey, your character's Einstein, so that's a plus
So don't come to me starting a fuss.
I'm your mod, undefeated, the true OG
So here's some advise: Don't get lynched the first D.

Sherlock Hound:

Sherlock Hound, Red Ruy and Joe
I hear you two like it bro on bro, no hoe on hoe
But hey I don't hate
It'd just be better if your mafia skills were any great.
You're Will Shakespere, a true Vanilla Townie
You can't do crap except maybe eat a buncha brownies.
Don't pull a Gigabots, cuz we all were there
And if you do, look forward to me calling y'all a square.

JTB:

JTB, Jake to the izzo.
Like old coca cola I'mma take your fizz-o.
You're weak, and your mafia skills lack luster
Like a p*ssy afraid of crowds getting in a cluster.
Your role, that's a simple one, you're the amazing John Lennon.
But just a VT, so not that much of a legend.
Now go out and fight to kill the maf
Cuz if you don't I'll stand in the corner and scoff.

Marshy:

Marshy, you claim that your swag is untouchable
But honestly, I've seen better from a car deductible
Your time came and went, and from DGames you fled
And now you hope for here you'll make a new bed?
Pish posh, for the third time in my games you're a VT
Things 1 and Things 2, the lamest of OG's
Now go out there and try to claim the scum.
I just hope for your rep you don't lynch the wrong ones.

Soup:

So there's this awkward little pest named Soup
And while the chicks are out, he locks himself in the coup
Staying inside, ranting and trolling
Pouting cuz in mafia he can never get the ball rolling.
But anyway, your role is an interesting one.
Master Chief, Town Deputy, so feel good SON.
When the cop dies, you take his place
But let's just hope your death isn't first to take place.

Purple:

Purple, I remember when your name was Roxy
All the folks at home used to call you foxy.
But now your named is based on a color?
Dude, you should really get another.
Your role is a sad one, I feel for you mang
You're the Easter Bunny, Town Miller, and that ain't no slang.
If you get investigated, then you're a guilty fang
So go out and have some fun with the rest of the gang.

Inferno:

Inferno, the jew that come from NJ
And judging by the Knicks he probz ain't no MJ
But I doubt you get the reference, you're playing a mafia game
So indisputably that makes us all lame.
Your role is a simple one, but use it well.
Wright Brothers, Town Nurse, straight from hell.
Assuming the doctor dies, you take control
Just don't make the job any less dull.

GBizzle:

Gheb_01, otherwise known as GBizzle
You know you're my homeboy, that's for shizzle.
But I'd be lying if I said your swag is better than mine
Cuz honestly your swag ain't even worth a dime.
That's American money, but onto the role.
Lady Gaga, Town FBI Agent, in the hole.
You investigate to see if somebody's indy or not
Now go and play the game and perform dat fox trot.

Whiz Kids:

Kantrip, A.K.A Mr. Kantplay
Sokr, A.K.A Mr. I'm So Gay
You better be light on your feet cuz word is you guys are free
And D1's your lynch for at least one of you teehee
Your role consists of a silly little element
Being a back up for ANYBODY just for the hell of it
You're Mr. Hulk Hogan, but he don't know best
Now go out and hunt scum, and try to do it better than the rest.

Ranmaru:

Ranmaru, you're a pile of poo
Yea, you heard me, class A doggy doo.
I'mma mess with your mind mi pequeno chico
I doubt your rhymes can be like mine, muy rico.
You happen to be the King, the one named Elvis
But sadly, all you are is a pain to my pelvis.
You're a sleepwalking townie, so you're always out at Night.
Now go out there and prove to town that you're tight.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Sorry for replacing out. By the time I had replaced out, this game was like a chore.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

SCUM DONT BE ****S AND KEEP ME ALIVE PLEASE

And to absolutely everyone's demise
It was Marshy who was left dead, not alive.

lol what a jerkus

 

[#HBC | marshy]

i love playing with jerkus/kataefi/inferno/zen/soup

pretty bummed out gheb died n1 tho. i was looking forward to playing with him

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Hey JTB, read the game and try to listen to people before quick voting.

Don't go off on your own like that.

 

[#HBC | Kary]

this game.

damn.

sorry for doubting / tunneling you no lynch
sorry to all my townbros who I made doubt me!

can't believe the game ended like this, though
random cop makes absolutely no sense!
myeh

thanks to Gorf for modding, that laid back style lol.
Apologies for replacing out etc.

Kata you scummity-scum! Told you to damn unvote me lol

No regrets

ika:

 

[#HBC | marshy]

kary i feel bad for you in a sense

most games on swf are NOT like this

you just had me/zen/soup/ran quicklynching mad hardbody

i enjoy doing it but most people dont. i hope you dont let this sour your idea of how mafia is played here. most games are not like this unfortunately

 

[Circus]

THAT'S HOW WE DO.

Where my boys at? JDIETZ! KATA! Get in here!

Give momma some sugar.

'Cause we ball so hard maw****as wanna fine us.

You guys, I can't contain my body's urges.

Thread can't even handle me right now!

Shakin' my groove thang all over this joint.

Okay. I think I've got it outta my system. Back to classy.

 

[Circus]

I told Kata I was going to bed (and I really should), but I'm still reeling off the adrenaline from earlier. And since Gorf was prompt with the flips, I just figured I'd get that out of my system now.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

as i said

what a jerkus >: (

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

And since Gorf was prompt with the flips

Yeeee

 

[Circus]

as i said

what a jerkus >: (

If you escaped what I escaped, you'd be in this thread postin' gifs too.

Marshy, Zen, Soup, I hope we get to be town bros in our next game.

Zen and Soup, I'm particularly sorry about having to go hard on you this game. Your reads were often correct and you guys were clearly putting the effort in this game.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

If you escaped what I escaped, you'd be in this thread postin' gifs too.

aye. well done. i think that cop claim was pretty good. most protown players are terrified of lynching a cop claim regardless of the slots play

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Sorry me or Joey weren't posting, I was busy with end game Hearts mafia, like I said openly here but people ignored.

I joined on a hydra hoping Joey would help, and so Joey and me could use that swag hydra, but he got sick and others things happened which I didn't account for. Nothing was Joey's fault, I kinda ruined his want to post with my gambit D1, which got me bad reads by the look of it.

Good though since this game got me to swear off gambits.

 

[#HBC | J]

So sad town lost when it was right there. Congrats to the scum-team haha.

I really should have played more but idk, unless it's a certain hydra, I have a hard time remaining active plus Kary had so many notes it was more like his game.

But yeah in hindsight I was really happy with all my reads this game and more so my entrance post in the game....

._.

D'aw Gheb, I wanted to play with him actually. My scum-reads are leaning towards Circus/Ditzy and one of Kata/NL. I feel much more strongly about wanting to lynch Kataefi.

Here's why! ^^ The reason being is that Kata's posts come off really odd to me. They seem like he is trying to look like he is doing things but it is a whole lot of nothing and his posts seem to consist mainly of air. The argument he had gotten himself into with Zen seems to lean TvS and Zen's slot is giving me mixed vibes, especially when topped off by Soup's weird play in the beginning of the game. Kata, in my opinion, has just been going with whatever he feels is safe and reminds me heavily of his play in RE4 mafia. Kata just is my biggest scum-pick but I would settle for a Circus' slot lynch or maybe a Ditzy.

The only people I am not okay with lynching are Marshy/Ranmaru/Inferno. Maybe JTB. Roxy is null and SH is very weird for me to analyse intent.

Vote: Kataefi

Kata, who are you planning on pursuing toDay and what did you of players such as JTB/SH/Roxy. Do you think you can convince me of lynching Zen if it came down to you two? ;P Out of Ditzy and Circus, who makes the best lynch?

Marshy, who do you want dead and gone?

JTB/Roxy/SH category, can I get some reads from you three? I would like at least 2-3 strong reads whether they be town or scum. I'd prefer scum but I'll take what I can get.

NL, you feel Kata is scummy as of yesterDay correct? Would you lynch him with me over someone like Garg/DH's slot?

That's all for now. ^^

I had the entire scum-team haha. *sad panda*

Circus buddying me had me the most worried even throughout the game because it was so foreign! XD So I added that onto the CircuScum read I had.

GG!

 

[ranmaru]

Brofist marshy/soup/zen

Meh to jtb's vote. I was gunning for him today tho so oh well.

I had so much fun tho.

 

[ranmaru]

Sorry kary for readin u wrong...

 

[#HBC | marshy]

Is that…?

Could it be?

It is!

HAMMAH!

:thumbsup:

beautiful...

 

[#HBC | Kary]

yo, well played circus. can't believe you survived that last day.
marshy, don't sweat it, bro. I don't mind quicklynches per se I just couldn't see KWK/DSH as scum.
Yo Ran, no worries. I've got to work on reading you too, should've been obvious that you + NL were town when you backed up one another's claims. Should've been obvious JDietz was scum when he claimed a role that actually did something, lol

 

[Inferno3044]

Of course I'm the one to die as obvtown as I was. I try to give JTB a chance to prove himself as town and he gets me killed. Not cool man . I had fun in this game and I thought I did well to be towny and find scum but there were so many people that played so damn scummy. Overall this wasn't an amazing game and I learned to never trust a Gorf setup. I should've known Circus was scum with the cop claim and a guilty flipping town but what can you do? Hindsight is a *****. Good job to scum for not being as scummy as everyone else.

Also JTB, I claimed last and claimed NURSE. You should've known that if I was scum I would've claimed doc .

 

[#HBC | marshy]

inferno if you take one thing away from this game let it be this: **** claims

 

[#HBC | marshy]

btw

/brofist

 

[Inferno3044]

You're right marshy. I tried so hard to decipher the setup and it really backfired on me. Happy I worked with the right guy.

PS. you wanna hydra for Tekken?

 

[#HBC | marshy]

id be so down however i reviewed the setup

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

A-all that hard work...goddamnit...

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

God, this whole game was red herring, like I suspected. JTB was inherently town-telling in the end and I would've likely gone after circus.

ugh

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

2 days spent tunneling scum, and we finally lynch him.

Then we lost.

ugh

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Reading the QT though, this game was hard-fought. Mother****er. Good Game, one of the more intense ones I played, I just wished I coulda got what I wanted sooner. Is there any way to improve this? I gave my all this game and I still came up short.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

we just got ****ed over by people who didnt give a **** and failed to finish the consensus lynch d1

 

[#HBC | marshy]

i thought you were ballin and im sure the scumbags agree soup

 

[#HBC | marshy]

oh here is my own view on how you (and all of us town) couldve done better soup: push that jdietz wagon to all hell d3. all of us protown players failed ****ing miserably d3 by letting him slip away. i think the jaykay mislynch was the one that did it

@ kary i dunno if you value my opinion but im commenting on you cuz youre a newer player i see potential in. i thought you played well minus that d1 meltdown tho you seem to be working on that. also on d3 when the game came down to the wire your posts had a sense of...hopelessness and doomsaying to them. scum LOVE seeing a demoralized town cuz its easier for them to just **** with you hardbody. lylo (or being on te verge of it) takes a good amount of willpower for town to push through that sense of uneasiness that comes at that point in the game (what if this dude ive had as protown all game is fooling me? should i vote him?) and keep a cool head. thats why when i saw soup/zen die i concluded that we were toast cuz theyre a solid protown player to have around in endgame. j is too which is why i was trying to drag him into the game as much as i was and get a better idea of him

btw zen i started "turning" on you d3 just to kinda double check your alliance. when looking over my strongest townreads i figured "okay theres no way inferno/ran are scum...meaning im likeliest to be wrong on zen/soup. theyd be the most competent bad guys" so i sparred with you a little to be more certain that you were a good guy. never wanted to outright lynch you tho. first time playing with you since that ****tyass avril lavigne mafia a while back and this went much better. loved how you conducted yourself (minus whiteknighting the d1 dh wagon but whatever) and had good synergy with your slot. i was glad to have another player not get too worried when the game hit quicklynch mode

someone needs to count how many fake claims there were in this game

 

[Jdietz43]

YESYESYES!

I saw the vote and the QT early this morning... and I knew.


I knew it was all worth it.

 

[Jdietz43]

My death was not in vain!

God lol so good, sorry for basically being the biggest non-logic prick to you Soup, but it was the easiest way to drive you slowly insane... and it worked hard.


The art of Confusion-Fu is a subtle one...

 

[Jdietz43]

oh here is my own view on how you (and all of us town) couldve done better soup: push that jdietz wagon to all hell d3. all of us protown players failed ****ing miserably d3 by letting him slip away. i think the jaykay mislynch was the one that did it

It certainly was... and oh god was that one hard to secure properly. When Gorf was taking so long to post the flip and You (marshy) pulled that governor thing: we were all so sure we were ****ed, but we pulled it off.

 

[Jdietz43]

Circus and Kat, it was an honor scumming with you. I'm sure you'll both agree we had a hell of a run.

Frankly I still can't believe we pulled it off, I was sure when both me and Circus replaced into "dead man walking" slots it was bound to be a rough game, but there was a light at the end of that tunnel.

And in the end:

http://i.imgur.com/W37TG.gif


We ****ed those police.

 

[Jdietz43]

(sleep well Circus... then come back so we can PARTAAAYHHHH!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8rjEs8xMJY

 

[Inferno3044]

Im so mad at myself. DH was so scummy and I caught him early and I let him go. Funny thing was people on garg were also right for his play being scummy. Sorry guys for messing things up.

@jdietz - imo you guys really pulled through to the scumminess and inactivity of other slots. Circus really did work though imo so props to him.

 

[Jdietz43]

Haha yeah we did cool. I'm so proud of myself for hanging in there so long and messing things up for town the way I did. None of us could really believe that me and Circus got away from where we replaced into ;P


EDIT: My role in all of this in a nutshell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1tc_WJO8wzQ

 

[Inferno3044]

we had you both by the balls. All in all I feel like I really stepped up this game. I tried to take a leader role but I came up short. Also **** claims. You guys are dead next time.