Dreams about Smashers [No homo]

[Atlus8]

Hahahaha! F***en Oscar!

 

[Fly_Amanita]

I had a dream a couple days ago where I was playing M2K in one of the Armored Core games (probably 2 or Silent Line). Instead of an AC, he controlled an abnormally large Metaknight that had an energy machine gun. It was annoying playing against him, because he could fly arbitrarily long and would just camp near the ceiling of this huge room and wait for me to approach him.

 

[AzN_Lep]

lmfao so i just had a **** dream involving stab

i read this without thinking much of it, then red it again as someone that wasn't a part of the smash scene. this statement would not fly in any other community haha.

PS i really hope that Skrlx guy just looked at our power rankings and listed some names for his dreams. i wish i had thought of that first for some other region.

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

I had a dream involving adam (P), and I'm gonna try and type it out before it dissapears from my memory lol

So a bunch of people, including myself, were standing in a room talking amongst ourselves. I don't really remember what they looked like exactly but I know for sure one had shaggy, long hair (maybe mango?). Anyway, I think we were waiting for a tournament to start but out of no where, Adam shows up. Suddenly, everyone says "OH MY GOD, IT'S P!" (probably because he never shows up to tournaments). Except, he was super skinny and tall, like a Kenyan (probably because a post he made saying he was gonna drink lots of water and run a lot). Then, all of the people gather around him and start hassling him about the incident with nasty nate and how he got off scotch free. Adam takes offense to this, yells back at them, almost picks a fight, and then finally walks out the door. Me and a couple other people walk out the door as well and for some reason it leads to a huge hallway with many people walking in both direction. I walk directly behind Adam to see how he goes about his time. I'm not being stealthy at all but he doesn't seem to notice me. Anyway, he almost gets in a fight with a bunch of people while walking down the hallway but, each time, the guy with shaggy hair holds him back. We reach the end of the hallway and exit through this huge pair of doubles doors. We reach outside and everything is bright for a second like when you walk outside after being in a dark room for hours. Then suddenly it pans into focus and everyone is running away and screaming like Adam has a gun. He walks off in a foul mood, as everyone continues to scream and run away. I then think to my self "What the heck, why is everyone so afraid of him?".

 

[The Greater Leon]

stab tracing adam with his hat on is a pretty amusing image

 

[VGmasta]

Ah dude, I always dream of beating HungryBox and RockCrock at a regional with the crowd chanting "VGMASTA, VGMASTA!"

 

[Lovage]

i have that same dream

 

[embracethe12]

wasn't going to write about it cause i only saw 1 smasher
but i felt like writing

I woke up to find myself feeling like **** sitting in the back seat of the bus. I had no idea where i was going, but it didn't look like anywhere near where i lived. it was dark outside. the kind of dark you experience when you've been sitting in a bright room and then entered a significantly darker one, your eyes not yet adjusting to blackness of the room. Except it stayed that way.
There was a man sitting in front of me reading a news paper wearing a big thick leather hat with the rim just barely covering his eyes from my point of view. Every once in a while the bus would go over a speed bump giving me a glimpse of the exaggerated squint he would use probably to read something very small. but i didn't really give a **** about that, i had to get home.

my phone was almost dead and of course there was no reception. i had no money, and judging by how curiously black it was outside, this was probably the last trip of the day. i returned to my seat thinking of how the hell i even got in the bus until it came to a stop. A passenger got on the bus with a 40 in his hand. It was my dad! Perfect, now i'm sure i'll be able to get home. I went over and sat by him and said, shouldn't we be going home? he looked at me straight up and with a smiling drunkard face said, why?

hahha **** yeah, just gunna chill and drink with my dad, what could possibly go wrong?

i asked him about how dark it is and why the hell he's drunk out in some random area. he explained this today was going to be the darkest day of the millenium. the sun will only be out for 20 minutes and then it'll go pitch black. that's all i needed to know. so we're chillin cause the suns burnin out, that sounds tight.

when the bus stopped we arrived in a city. people walking around all outside. it was like a giant parade of no one giving a ****. too good. so we're just walking and i run into an old friend from highschool. my friend ollie. he was hanging out with his cousins and invited me and my dad to go kick it at his place. So i'm thinkin this is going to be a bomb *** night. we all started heading to a place to find drinks. My dad knew of this place with the most expensive ****. I don't know much about taste cause i'm a cheap ***, but i was sure this going to be good.

shelves among shelves of the expensive ****. we split up to go get our own pick each. i ran into romeo holding 2 exspensive looking wine bottles in both hands thoroughly inspecting them like hes the guru of the ****. i told him to come hang with us cause i knew ollie would be fine with it. romeo told me to go call more people, so i took out my phone which immediately died once i clicked the call button. whatever, it'll still all be good

when we got back to the place my dad quickly sets upo some special shot called a "spicy italian" which looked just like a fourth of a cup of vodka with way too much ice in it. i couldn't really pay attention to the taste cause it felt like there was something crawling up my leg. ****ing ants. ants everywhere. no one even looked at the ground, but the whole place was covered with them.

and thats where it ended

 

[joeplicate]

wasn't going to write about it cause i only saw 1 smasher
but i felt like writing

I woke up to find myself feeling like **** sitting in the back seat of the bus. I had no idea where i was going, but it didn't look like anywhere near where i lived. it was dark outside. the kind of dark you experience when you've been sitting in a bright room and then entered a significantly darker one, your eyes not yet adjusting to blackness of the room. Except it stayed that way.
There was a man sitting in front of me reading a news paper wearing a big thick leather hat with the rim just barely covering his eyes from my point of view. Every once in a while the bus would go over a speed bump giving me a glimpse of the exaggerated squint he would use probably to read something very small. but i didn't really give a **** about that, i had to get home.

my phone was almost dead and of course there was no reception. i had no money, and judging by how curiously black it was outside, this was probably the last trip of the day. i returned to my seat thinking of how the hell i even got in the bus until it came to a stop. A passenger got on the bus with a 40 in his hand. It was my dad! Perfect, now i'm sure i'll be able to get home. I went over and sat by him and said, shouldn't we be going home? he looked at me straight up and with a smiling drunkard face said, why?

hahha **** yeah, just gunna chill and drink with my dad, what could possibly go wrong?

i asked him about how dark it is and why the hell he's drunk out in some random area. he explained this today was going to be the darkest day of the millenium. the sun will only be out for 20 minutes and then it'll go pitch black. that's all i needed to know. so we're chillin cause the suns burnin out, that sounds tight.

when the bus stopped we arrived in a city. people walking around all outside. it was like a giant parade of no one giving a ****. too good. so we're just walking and i run into an old friend from highschool. my friend ollie. he was hanging out with his cousins and invited me and my dad to go kick it at his place. So i'm thinkin this is going to be a bomb *** night. we all started heading to a place to find drinks. My dad knew of this place with the most expensive ****. I don't know much about taste cause i'm a cheap ***, but i was sure this going to be good.

shelves among shelves of the expensive ****. we split up to go get our own pick each. i ran into romeo holding 2 exspensive looking wine bottles in both hands thoroughly inspecting them like hes the guru of the ****. i told him to come hang with us cause i knew ollie would be fine with it. romeo told me to go call more people, so i took out my phone which immediately died once i clicked the call button. whatever, it'll still all be good

when we got back to the place my dad quickly sets upo some special shot called a "spicy italian" which looked just like a fourth of a cup of vodka with way too much ice in it. i couldn't really pay attention to the taste cause it felt like there was something crawling up my leg. ****ing ants. ants everywhere. no one even looked at the ground, but the whole place was covered with them.

and thats where it ended

steven

you are so ****ed up dude

 

[The Greater Leon]

im so down for this party to happen -ants

 

[LooksLikePit]

Last night I had the weirdest ****ing dream ever.

Jason(Little England), two other smashers, and I decided to go to Rina-chan's house to play melee. The thing is, that she lives in North Korea. For some some reason North Korea is in the 909 area code. It's also really small and it's just an absurdly steep hill in a really weird shape. It's a densely wooded area on hill with a circle at the top with houses lining it like a culdesac and down the hill is just a road with little roads branching off of it.

So we get into North Korea pretty easily. There aren't any security checkpoints or anything. So Rina-chan's house it at the very top of the hill. This is the steepest road I've ever seen. It's about a 60 degree angle from the ground. Jason is complaining about how much gas it takes to get up the hill because it's so steep. The car is like a smart car. It's really small and we can barely fit in it.

We get to the top of the hill and find a parking space outside the house and we get inside. In there is HugS, Lovage, and Rina-chan. I also notice a portrait of Kim-Jong-Il on the wall. Rina-chan looks like the girl in the 'Rina Chan and the Brawl Boyz' video. She has pink hair and is taller than anyone else there. The house is a mess and there's no room to play smash. Jason gets angry and leaves, and since he's our ride we have no choice but to go with him. We leave down the hill, and Jason's really furious. I suggest that we clean up the house and then play smash, and Jason and the other two people agree. So we make a U-Turn and he's complaining about how much gas this trip is taking again.

We get back to the house and start to clean up. Rina-chan is just standing there and watching us and not helping, but we keep cleaning anyways. Eventually we get it all cleaned up, but then my mom calls me. She says that I should have taken her to North Korea with her because she always wanted to go. Then she comes and picks me up and I'm pretty disappointed that I can't play smash with anyone else.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

I had a dream this morning in which Kouryuu stole my pizza.

 

[pockyD]

a few nights ago i had a dream where i was in a hurry to get somewhere on a moving walkway but san pablo smashers were standing there talking, so as i tried to bob and weave past them, alan shoved me over the side of the railing

there was more to the dream but i can't remember most of it (I needed to get from one end of an airport to the other to get something)

 

[The Greater Leon]

i had a dream where my dad was a pirate and joe was my older brother

i got in a fight with them

**** em

 

[Atlus8]

This morning, I woke up from a dream that I was in Mexico for a smash tourny and people were getting into cars because we were heading out somewhere! Someone I vaguely remember from High School, ask me if they can get a ride! I turn my head and I ask Festizzio! However, he didn't look like Festizzio at all! He looked like one of those models from Abercrombie and was shirt less too! He responded and said that he would give everyone a ride! S#!+ loads of people heard him and started to cram into his car! As I was sitting down on the front seat, LugiaCorp (same TO from Smash-Mex) comes up to me and ask me to sign his Yo-Yo!

 

[ssbbFICTION]

I had a dream last night that I was playing friendlies with dashizwiz...then he challenged me to an MM and I woke up >_>

 

[Lovage]

i had a dream last night i was playing counter-strike with n1c2k3

crazy!

 

[The Greater Leon]

last night i was having a nightmare but a good friend called me at 2am on accident and woke me up!

 

[joeplicate]

my dreams are always so dope

they usually involve being chased by men or robots, dodging knives or bullets, and rock climbing on anything and everything!

****

 

[Rosedemon]

I had a dream this morning in which Kouryuu stole my pizza.

By far the best dream here.

a few nights ago i had a dream where i was in a hurry to get somewhere on a moving walkway but san pablo smashers were standing there talking, so as i tried to bob and weave past them, alan shoved me over the side of the railing

there was more to the dream but i can't remember most of it (I needed to get from one end of an airport to the other to get something)

Im so sorry D;

 

[ssbbFICTION]

my dreams are always so dope

they usually involve being chased by men or robots, dodging knives or bullets, and rock climbing on anything and everything!

****

same here!

XD

 

[embracethe12]

Fiction you're so weird!!!

 

[The Greater Leon]

I overheard fiction's mom talking on the phone one time. She was saying something about how he ate his twin brother in the womb..

 

[joeplicate]

he can also spot a field mouse from 200 yards away

 

[Lovage]

fiction killed that elephant

 

[ssbbFICTION]

joe knows so many facts about owls

 

[The Greater Leon]

Sakurai actually based Wario's fart move after a really embarrasing story about the Shep.

 

[joeplicate]

Sakurai actually based Wario's fart move after a really embarrasing story about the Shep.

spicy curry xD

 

[Lovage]

i had a dream where i was actively using all my old keybinds from wow. i don't remember if i was actually playing the game, but i remember hitting V for ice barrier, caps lock to decurse my partner, mousewheel up for cone of cold, and shift+2 for detect magic (season 2 holla!!!!)

what a homo dream

 

[Glöwworm]

i had a dream that i was playing with ken in MLG

 

[Lovage]

i just took a short nap and had a dream about me finding out i lived like 10 minutes walking distance from silent wolf so i started biking there on the freeway every day after dinner

 

[bbb]

I had a dream last night that I just got a job at some shipping company and brendan had decided to apply there too for some reason and also got the job. So we had to pack a bunch of crap into a truck and then ship it off, the only catch was, whoever ordered all this junk had explicitly demanded that it all be folded in half before it was sent or he wouldn't pay for it. So we started folding all this random stuff in half which was like ruining a good majority of it but you know whatever, but then we got to hard stuff, like party poppers and little things of 5 hour energy that were like little cylinders and I was like how the **** am I gunna fold this **** in half this is bull ****. On top of this brendan was drunk or some **** and not really helping and then there was like a pack of batteries so I hoped just folding the pack was gunna be good enough because I was not going to fold **** batteries.

thats all I remember

 

[The Greater Leon]

wow you were really ****ed up last week

when that actually happened

 

[The Greater Leon]

last night i had a dream where most of the 805 (notably including festizzio n colin and missing derek)
were hanging out doing something. steven was like taking us around town late at night in a really steven sort of way.

eventually we went to a grocery store and i found out i was missing like $200 on my credit card, and it turns out that joe had stolen my card and couldnt stop stealing from me. but he only bought things that cost like $1.25, one at a time, so they wouldnt show up on my bank statement

i decided to still be friends with joe anyway and try to help cure his addiction, even though i was kinda pissed he was stealing from me lol

then we got kicked out and went to go chill in the basement of some church for like a supernatural swapmeet and things got weird the end

 

[joeplicate]

so i had a dream in which, among many other things happening, zac, zhu, and macd were trying to go to sleep on a giant grill that was heating up.

i guess it was kind of chilly, because they were bundled up in blankets made out of their ground meat. we were all talking and hanging out or whatever, and then i thought, "you know, once that meat is cooked, they're gonna have to climb out of it and eat it."

the end LOL

 

[KAOSTAR]

I had a dream that I was actually mewtwo and otto was fox and lovage was falco.

they were doing crazy frame perfect tech skill through the mushroom kingdom and I was floatin around trying to catch them so I could get an upthrow kill.

 

[The Greater Leon]

so i had a dream in which, among many other things happening, zac, zhu, and macd were trying to go to sleep on a giant grill that was heating up.

i guess it was kind of chilly, because they were bundled up in blankets made out of their ground meat. we were all talking and hanging out or whatever, and then i thought, "you know, once that meat is cooked, they're gonna have to climb out of it and eat it."

the end LOL

hahaahahahahah

 

[joeplicate]

i had another dream last night in which i had to raise a crazy baby from birth

it started off as a small human embryo, but then soon started taking on the properties of the matter closest to it. it morphed into a thin sheet of nickel, then grew until its body encompassed several golf balls, then me and my mom transplanted it into the garden, where it started to grow like a flowering plant. soon, it was really large, and then it started shooting ninja stars of all shapes and sizes in every direction. i had to run away back into the house. what a naughty baby.

when i came back out it was drying up and withered. it had a boombox, though, so he could talk. when i was inside the house last, i had chipped my tooth, and taken out a long spear of tooth/bone matter which had bothered my for awhile from my mouth. i broke up this matter into little chunks and put it on the ground next to the weird baby, hoping it would absorb some of my spirit and human characteristics, and stop being so violent! (i had gotten nailed by several ninja stars )

we had a brief conversation, then he grew a cannon (!) from under the ground, and shot it off the balcony. it wasn't very strong, though, and ended up bouncing around the houses on the streets below and not doing any damage. pretty weird.


i also had another dream where darrell picked me up from some other dreamy exploits, and we went to the water park. he drove like a madman there, in like a new ford mustang, and we eventually drove onto the slide itself, which was big enough to accommodate a car. everything was spinning out and going nuts, and we bailed out of the car and raced ahead on the slide, culminating with pushing each other mid-air as we flew from the slide into the water. it was HELLA FUN

i really like remembering my dreams and writing them out haha

 

[The Greater Leon]

when i slept on dunks floor i had a dream that i killed my sister

she was being a bad guy

 

[DarrellD]

Joe you ****en werido lol thats probably wasnt me