lmfao so i just had a **** dream involving stab
It was a huge party/smashfest, involving lots of alcohol drinking and cigarette smoking. Stab was hosting it at his house, which I imagined to be really huge and nice with lots of floors. Obviously his parents were gone.
All was going fine (there was some weird dream stuff going on, but overall bangin' party), then stab's parents pulled into the driveway. He yelled "everybody down!!" so we had to hide behind couches and ****. However, he had already told his parents that he was gonna have a few people over, so we chose someone to go out and try to convince them it was only like 5-10 people and no shenanigans.
Unfortunately for us, the most ****ed-up guy went out to talk to them! I saw his vision of stab's parents swerving around and morphing like he was super drunk. Then he slobbered on their windshield while they were still in the car, and passed out!! UH OH
This sent stab's parents flying into a righteous parental rage, and they stormed out of the car to try and lay the smack down on us! Stab said "it's cool, we got this. My house has about a million places to hide!" So all 30 or 40 of us or so went into various spots like the "hallway of a thousand bounces," which had paddle-balls attached to the doors and walls, so every time you went through they started bouncing all over the place! We ran up the stairs and tried to find hiding spots while his parents ran into the house, furious.
It was all really fun. I had to remind people not to stomp to give away our location, since they could hear it through the floors, to shut the **** up and stop playing melee, because you could hear the controllers! I followed the clacks once and found chu dat and diakonos playing in a closet somewhere. I told them to stop, but they said it was a $1 mm, and last stock too, and I was like "oh ok." So I watched chu dat's young link beat manuel's falco LOL.
Silent Wolf and Lovage and a lot of other people were hiding in the same room as I was. After walking around making sure nobody was being an idiot, I dove into the closet with Oscar and tried to use his blanket to cover me! But Oscar's a f**ken idiot, and he started yelling and laughing and getting rambunctious!! He wanted his blanket back and we wrestled over it!!
So stab's mom came and started yelling like the dickens, and even though we tried to run, she caught us. She went back downstairs and we started packing up and stuff, I remember talking to someone on aim on otto's account, then remembering it was my friend austin who had nothing to do with smash nor this party. The last thing was I saw stab's mom outside of the window, sitting on a bench with a ****in bitter expression on her face! So I waved to her, and started offering people rides home. It was great!!
Normally, I just think that smash is part of life, and you dream about your life, so it's perfectly normal to dream about smash and smashers. This dream was so **** entertaining, though, and I had great recall on it (I just woke up), so I figured why not share it.
The idea of stab underage drinking is something that I find hilarious, as is the complex relationship of power between parent and child LMAO. Especially matt's parents.
