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Dreams about Smashers [No homo]

The Greater Leon

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last night i had a dream that hugo oscar and joe were smashing with me at my house

then hugo left to go take a dump, but when he came back he told me there was a problem with my toilet

so i went to go look and there were 2 large turds in the sink and 2 large turds in the toilet bowl accompanied by the biggest **** i had ever seen. it was like 12x8x6 inches. i thought to myself, how can that come from a human body without tearing the *******??

the 2 poops in the sink were oscar and joes, who didnt want to use the toilet after hugo. the 3 in the bowl belonged to hugs. so i managed to flush the 2 smaller hugo turds down, but the third one was going to be a problem

and then i could hear them laughing at the situation and wondering why i was taking so long cleaning the restroom
 
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lol...

I've had a few dreams where I'm going to play HugS but I never get a chance to. Those dreams suck. That's basically all I've had. Playing HugS' samus.

Though several months ago I had a dream where I was at a tourney and Ken was there, and he just finished a match and I asked if I could play him and he's like "Why would I play you? You're an Ashley" and I'm like "What's an Ashley?" and he says "Exactly, no one knows, just like no one knows you." and I got pwned like that.

I don't wanna be an Ashley :(
 

ConnorTheKid

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lol...

I've had a few dreams where I'm going to play HugS but I never get a chance to. Those dreams suck. That's basically all I've had. Playing HugS' samus.

Though several months ago I had a dream where I was at a tourney and Ken was there, and he just finished a match and I asked if I could play him and he's like "Why would I play you? You're an Ashley" and I'm like "What's an Ashley?" and he says "Exactly, no one knows, just like no one knows you." and I got pwned like that.

I don't wanna be an Ashley :(
I liked this one hahaha
 

Lovage

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i had a very long dream about pound 4 last night
it ended with everyone being at a restaurant. caveman and a bunch of *******S from midwest who i hated for some reason were sitting at the booth next to us. but anyway. it ended with me, dashizwiz, milktea, linguini, and a couple other people running outside in the parking lot super fast playing a game of tag. i tagged some black dood and then it ended
 

joeplicate

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a couple nights ago I dreamed that a bunch of guys took the smash bus to an amusement park (dream version of the santa cruz beach board walk)

the bus driver said "no forming up into little 'cool families' "
and I saw eggz and kira in the back
and we formed up
and I looked at them, and I was like yayuhzz

once we got there, I played through the amusement park like it was cave story and roller coaster tycoon

then it got overtaken by a TIDAL WAVE
I ran away from it with dave and barely got on the smash bus as it was leaving
___________

I dream about tidal waves a lot
 

HyugaRicdeau

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A couple days ago I had a dream that I was playing Brawl+ and I was somehow Dr. Mario and teaming with Kira who was Marth. We did an amazing teams combo on a Metaknight. I fthrew the MK at him, he bairs him back to me, I bair, he nairs, I do uair fair for the kill. Also we were on Frigate Orpheon, and like we were physically IN the stage, but still watching it from a distance, so it looked like it does on a big TV except the stage extended into real life.
 

Kira-

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lmao this thread *****, i should've looked into it sooner

good **** sheridan

I dreamt i was at an east coast tourney and i was trying to MM m2k but it was hard cuz there were so many people who wanted to play him. then finally i get to and he busts out his bowser and does some insaaane combo, something like bair, regrab, backthrow upair LOL, everyone was watching and cheering and saying stuff like, "people don't know about m2k's bowser" but then our matches kept getting interrupted by tourney matches and that's all i remember

the bus driver said "no forming up into little 'cool families' "
and I saw eggz and kira in the back
and we formed up
and I looked at them, and I was like yayuhzz
HAHAHahaha
 

PsychoMidget

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edit - dammit this is kira

So I just had like 3 dreams about smashers last night but i only remember 2 parts

in one we were ghost hunters but we didn't want to give away who we are or else the ghosts could come after us. so a lot of smashers were sitting at a table and Mango and JDM and i are sitting near one corner, checking out this weeird looking person. JDM leans over to Mango and whispers, "do you think that's a ghost?" and mango tells us yes, like, "Oh for SURE". Then this one person comes up to mango and he's like, "soo, IF you were ghost hunters, would you say you might be the leader? of course i'm not suggesting you guys are ghost hunters" so it's SUPER obvious that he's a ghost in disguise, but Connor quickly cuts in and goes, "oh he's the leader for sure!"

At this point Mango is pretty flustered because Connor just clearly gave away our position, so I tried to cover it up real quick by saying, "Yeah well people would pass Mango the ball a lot but it's more important to work as a team so nobody really has the leader spot" but Connor counters yet again by saying, " well yeah but if we had to pick mango is for sure the leader." So there's really nothing to be said, cause Connor basically straight up told the ghost who we are AND that mango is the leader (lol). Mango stood up sliding his chair back real quick and yelled and Connor saying, "You're a *******, you're a **** Kouryuu! Get out of here Kouryuu!" Then we all shook our heads at Connor in disappointment.



Later in the dream this church that was mostly people our age and was really chill was throwing a concert in a school gymnasium. All I remember is they were letting each "concert leader" a chance to play at least one song, so Stabbed by a nipple goes, "I have to lead a whole song?" and he looked pretty distressed cause there were going to be like thousands in the audience and the concert was super high tech and stuff but I was like, yeah you got this. So he's practicing his chords, barely able to get them right, not even getting past the intro to where he sings yet, and someone from the crowd goes, "well good luck because you have everyone's favorite song, so you better not mess it up."

the end.
 

joeplicate

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so in this dream I had back in the school year, it was really hot in santa cruz and me and my roommate went out to get a lot of caramel ice cream. we rode the santa cruz trolley a lot (doesn't exist) and it went up into the sky and stuff and across buildings.

last night, oscar wanted in on some of my ice cream left over from last time
also included:
running from an arcade owner as we tried to use the (crazy) shortcut to get from the bus stop to hmw's dorms
troughs full of old frozen ice cream, swimming with oscar's sister/'s friends
me and steven wasting quarters on the same plane game we couldn't beat, then going to an emulator in the arcade immediately after, playing the same game, and still losing

in the end the arcade filled up with water and the ice cream all dissolved
 

esoh.

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my dream last night had like me and phil and brandon going to the same college. we were eating breakfast and brandon was complaining that he had a schedule of all hard teachers today, then at one point phil opened an envelope that said he was going to the marines, so for the rest of the dream i was playing with his m16 and shooting stuff as we walked around the college. on the way back to phil's room i shot the window of some room and they both said "NO thats the dead dean's room" so we ran into phil's room

when we went to phils room i was thinking about leaving his gun outside, but instead i took it inside and took out the clip of ammo because i was scared it might go off. i was getting super tired so i tried to sleep in phil's bed but he jokingly told me "there can only be one" and he went to sleep on his bed and me and brandon went outside and i woke up
 

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I had a dream that I was in a tournament at some arcade that had been rented out in a mall and I made it to the finals agaist SS, and it was 2-2, and I was using Ganon and like camping with bair (Hidden Gauntlet) a lot. Eventually it was both last stock high %, and I was suddenly Fox and I usmashed SS, whose Falcon was now Jigglypuff, for the win. After that, a bunch of us wandered around the mall a lot and got ice cream. The TO kept trying to make me and Jeff play Grand Finals (he had beaten Mango in loser's finals) but we didn't want to, so the TO had to stay there while we sat around playing friendlies. I asked Jeff if he wanted to split. He said no.
 
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edit - dammit this is kira

So I just had like 3 dreams about smashers last night but i only remember 2 parts

in one we were ghost hunters but we didn't want to give away who we are or else the ghosts could come after us. so a lot of smashers were sitting at a table and Mango and JDM and i are sitting near one corner, checking out this weeird looking person. JDM leans over to Mango and whispers, "do you think that's a ghost?" and mango tells us yes, like, "Oh for SURE". Then this one person comes up to mango and he's like, "soo, IF you were ghost hunters, would you say you might be the leader? of course i'm not suggesting you guys are ghost hunters" so it's SUPER obvious that he's a ghost in disguise, but Connor quickly cuts in and goes, "oh he's the leader for sure!"

At this point Mango is pretty flustered because Connor just clearly gave away our position, so I tried to cover it up real quick by saying, "Yeah well people would pass Mango the ball a lot but it's more important to work as a team so nobody really has the leader spot" but Connor counters yet again by saying, " well yeah but if we had to pick mango is for sure the leader." So there's really nothing to be said, cause Connor basically straight up told the ghost who we are AND that mango is the leader (lol). Mango stood up sliding his chair back real quick and yelled and Connor saying, "You're a *******, you're a **** Kouryuu! Get out of here Kouryuu!" Then we all shook our heads at Connor in disappointment.



Later in the dream this church that was mostly people our age and was really chill was throwing a concert in a school gymnasium. All I remember is they were letting each "concert leader" a chance to play at least one song, so Stabbed by a nipple goes, "I have to lead a whole song?" and he looked pretty distressed cause there were going to be like thousands in the audience and the concert was super high tech and stuff but I was like, yeah you got this. So he's practicing his chords, barely able to get them right, not even getting past the intro to where he sings yet, and someone from the crowd goes, "well good luck because you have everyone's favorite song, so you better not mess it up."

the end.
hahaha

taem ghost hunters
 

Rosedemon

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I had a dream about a smasher.

However, since the title says No Homo, I think i'll keep this one to myself.
 

joeplicate

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yeah I do

depends on the duration/quality of the nap though



a few nights ago I dreamed that a bunch of stuff happened, but we went to like an out of state tournament that was really weird. People came back to my house because I was housing them, and I got really mad at plan 9's friend Chris for eating high-quality sushi in the fridge without asking (it was supposed to be my family's or something). The night before he had pulled some of the same ****, so I got enraged and pinned him down and yelled at him, then kicked him out along with everyone else. He said that he had left a surprise up in my room in the loft, and I could've killed him because I thought he had planted mold in my carpets. Chris tried to take a picture of me in my rage, but I snatched the camera from him. After he left, I went back upstairs, and on my defunct air hockey table there was about $2,000 worth of weed--seeds, different fibers, textures, smells, all in fat bricks and baggies taking up hella space. It was a nice gesture, but what the **** was I supposed to do with all that weed?

(chris is really really cool actually, and I have nothing against the guy LOL. it was a weird dream)
 

The Greater Leon

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yeah I do

depends on the duration/quality of the nap though



a few nights ago I dreamed that a bunch of stuff happened, but we went to like an out of state tournament that was really weird. People came back to my house because I was housing them, and I got really mad at plan 9's friend Chris for eating high-quality sushi in the fridge without asking (it was supposed to be my family's or something). The night before he had pulled some of the same ****, so I got enraged and pinned him down and yelled at him, then kicked him out along with everyone else. He said that he had left a surprise up in my room in the loft, and I could've killed him because I thought he had planted mold in my carpets. Chris tried to take a picture of me in my rage, but I snatched the camera from him. After he left, I went back upstairs, and on my defunct air hockey table there was about $2,000 worth of weed--seeds, different fibers, textures, smells, all in fat bricks and baggies taking up hella space. It was a nice gesture, but what the **** was I supposed to do with all that weed?

(chris is really really cool actually, and I have nothing against the guy LOL. it was a weird dream)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH good **** chris


when i nap in class i dream

and when i nap at home and lay down i almost always have falling dreams and wake up
 

joeplicate

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IIRc

rem sleep happens between sleep cycles, it's not the heaviest type of sleep (contrary to popular belief)

I will look it up and edit this post eventually
 

The Greater Leon

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i had a dream last night where me oscar and joe were playing cards. hugo was there (same people as last time lol) but i woke up in the middle of the night and remembered the whole thing and was planning on writing it here. then i went back to sleep and had this other dream about boning this chick from my work and i forgot the other one :/
 

Gishnak

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i had a dream last night where me oscar and joe were playing cards. hugo was there (same people as last time lol) but i woke up in the middle of the night and remembered the whole thing and was planning on writing it here. then i went back to sleep and had this other dream about boning this chick from my work and i forgot the other one :/
Did you wake up with your boxers all sticky? Because one time that happened to me, but instead of my boxers it was my hair and it was kind of weird
 

Bob Money

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I had the ****ing craziest dream.
I was playing DaShizWize's Falco but as we were playing our bodies were actually fighting in a junkyard on top of a car. I got him down to last stock then he said something like "You know my power"
And he jumped really high and it turned bright...then my dream ended.
 

jopez4u

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if ya actually think about it, what do you think the characters would think as they were beeing taken out or winning? like how would they react in thought about something like getting kneed by falcon?
 
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